Episode 51 Buzz and Tell


Episode 51

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles and the very shy Ken Koala.


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They said it wasn't possible and couldn't be done.

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But it is, and we have. Yes, it's Buzz And Tell.

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APPLAUSE

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With the buzziest, telliest host of them all, Walter Flipstick!

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Welcome to the show that buzzes and tells - it's Buzz And Tell.

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Now let's meet the contestants.

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I'm Melanie Wiggles and I like to make jewellery from carrots.

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I'm Ken Koala and I can fall asleep while climbing a tree

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and still hold on.

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I'm Orange Bernard. I can shake hands with you from across the room.

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I'm Charles Cheese and I'm learning to share my cheese.

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I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm writing a poem about biscuits.

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Well, now let's see how clever they are.

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Fingers on buzzers, first it's a missing word round.

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What's the missing word in this sentence?

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"The boy wanted to get home quickly, so instead of walking,

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"he decided to..."

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-Get the bus!

-He's still using his legs.

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Is it hopping?

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It's not hopping, Melanie.

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He should get a piggy-back from his mum.

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That's very sweet, but it's not right.

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Listen carefully to the question. "The boy wanted to get home quickly,

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"so instead of walking, he decided to..."

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If I wanted to get somewhere quickly, I'd run!

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The missing word is "run"!

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It IS "run", Charles. You've got it - have a point.

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Time for our picture round. Take a look at this and tell me what it is.

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Is that a superhero's mask?

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Not quite.

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-Cheese goggles!

-What?!

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-Special goggles for looking at cheese.

-No!

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No, no, you wear these when the sun is shining.

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Swimming trunks.

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You wear them on your head.

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-Yeah, it's still swimming trunks.

-Oh, dear.

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I wear a handkerchief on my head when the sun is shining,

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so I'll say handkerchief. I think I'm right.

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I think you're wrong, Mr Biscuits.

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They're sunglasses.

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They ARE sunglasses, Ken. One point to you!

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Now it's time for our numbers round.

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If a football team scored two goals in the first half of a match

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and two goals in the second half of a match, what would we have?

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-A big noise.

-Sorry?

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People shout and cheer a lot when a football team scores a goal.

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It's very noisy. The answer is a big noise.

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Good answer, but it's not right. Remember, it's a numbers round.

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A number of big noises.

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No. Listen again. If a football team scores

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two goals in the first half of a match

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and two goals in the second half of a match, what would we have?

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That's a lot of goals, Mr Flipstick.

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Yes, but how many?

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You've got to add two goals and two more goals,

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and that's two and two, which is...

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four! Four goals!

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You're right, that's a point to you.

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Now listen and tell me what this is. Here's a clue.

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These creatures lived a long, long time ago.

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ROARING

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-Er, that's three men doing giant sneezes.

-Nope.

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Three men pulling a massive carrot from the ground?

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No.

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An incredibly squeaky door.

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No. This is some very old creatures, which were on the Earth

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a long, long time ago. Listen again.

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ROARING

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It sounds like some great, big, scary dinosaurs.

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You're right! They WERE dinosaurs. One point to you.

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That brings us to the end. Let's look at the scores.

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And the winner is...

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Ken Koala with two points!

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-That's good news!

-It is indeed! And your special prize,

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Ken, is...

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a French loaf!

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Thanks, Mr Flipstick.

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That's all we've got time for. Join us next time

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for another wacky episode of Buzz And Tell. Goodbye!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Featuring carrot student Melanie Wiggles, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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