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HE SIGHS | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
KNOCKING | 0:46:08 | 0:46:09 | |
Hello. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:10 | |
KNOCKING | 0:46:11 | 0:46:12 | |
Hello! | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
Grr! I've forgotten my front door keys. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
Hello. My name's Peter. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
The story I'm reading tonight is one of my favourites. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:23 | |
It's called, A Squash and a Squeeze. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:26 | |
It's by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:31 | |
A little old lady lived all by herself with a table | 0:46:31 | 0:46:35 | |
and chairs and a jug on the shelf. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:38 | |
A wise old man heard her grumble and grouse. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
"There's not enough room in my house! | 0:46:41 | 0:46:44 | |
"Wise old man, won't you help me, please? | 0:46:44 | 0:46:48 | |
"My house is a squash and a squeeze." | 0:46:48 | 0:46:52 | |
"Take in your hen," said the wise old man. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:56 | |
"Take in my hen? What a curious plan." | 0:46:56 | 0:47:02 | |
Well, the hen laid an egg on the fireside rug | 0:47:02 | 0:47:05 | |
and flapped round the room knocking over the jug. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:08 | |
The little old lady cried, | 0:47:08 | 0:47:10 | |
"What should I do? It was pokey for one and it's tiny for two. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:14 | |
"My nose has a tickle and there's no room to sneeze. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:18 | |
"My house is a squash and a squeeze." | 0:47:18 | 0:47:22 | |
"Take in your goat," said the wise old man. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
"Take in my goat? What a curious plan." | 0:47:27 | 0:47:32 | |
Well, the goat chewed the curtain and trod on the egg, | 0:47:32 | 0:47:36 | |
then sat down to nibble the table leg. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:39 | |
The little old lady cried, | 0:47:39 | 0:47:41 | |
"Glory be! It was tiny for two, and it's titchy for three. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:46 | |
"The hen pecks the goat and the goat's got fleas. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:49 | |
"My house is a squash and a squeeze." | 0:47:49 | 0:47:53 | |
And she said, | 0:47:53 | 0:47:54 | |
"Wise old man, won't you help me, please. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:57 | |
"My house is a squash and a squeeze." | 0:47:57 | 0:48:01 | |
"Take in your pig", said the wise old man. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:05 | |
"Take in my pig? What a curious plan!" | 0:48:05 | 0:48:10 | |
So, she took in her pig who kept chasing the hen | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
and raiding the larder again and again. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:17 | |
The little old lady cried, | 0:48:17 | 0:48:19 | |
"Stop, I implore. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:20 | |
"It was titchy for three and it's teeny for four. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:24 | |
"Even the pig and the larder agrees, my house is a squash and a squeeze. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:30 | |
"Wise old man, won't you help me, please! | 0:48:30 | 0:48:35 | |
"My house is a squash and a squeeze." | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
"Take in your cow," said the wise old man. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:44 | |
"Take in my cow? What a curious plan!" | 0:48:44 | 0:48:49 | |
Well, the cow took one look and charged straight at the pig, | 0:48:49 | 0:48:53 | |
then jumped on the table and tapped out a jig. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:57 | |
The little old lady cried, | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
"Heavens alive! It was teeny for four and it's weenie for five. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:04 | |
"I'm tearing my hair out, I'm down on my knees. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:08 | |
"My house is a squash and a squeeze." | 0:49:08 | 0:49:12 | |
And she said, | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
"Wise old man, won't you help me, please? | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
"My house is a squash and a squeeze." | 0:49:17 | 0:49:22 | |
"Take them all out", | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
said the wise old man. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:28 | |
"But then I'll be back where I first began!" | 0:49:28 | 0:49:31 | |
So, she opened the window and out flew the hen. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:36 | |
"That's better. At last I can sneeze again". | 0:49:36 | 0:49:39 | |
She shooed out the goat and she shoved out the pig. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:43 | |
"My house is beginning to feel pretty big!" | 0:49:43 | 0:49:46 | |
She huffed and she puffed and she pushed out the cow. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:51 | |
"Just look at my house, it's enormous now!" | 0:49:51 | 0:49:55 | |
"Thank you, old man, for the work you have done. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
"It was weenie for five. It's gigantic for one. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:03 | |
"There's no need to grumble and there's no need to grouse, | 0:50:03 | 0:50:06 | |
"there's plenty of room in my house." | 0:50:06 | 0:50:10 | |
And now she's full of frolics and fiddledeedees. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:14 | |
It isn't a squash and it isn't a squeeze. | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
Yes, she's full of frolics and fiddledeedees. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:22 | |
It isn't a squash or a squeeze. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:25 | |
MOO! | 0:50:25 | 0:50:26 | |
And that bedtime story was called, A Squash and a Squeeze. | 0:50:26 | 0:50:31 | |
Now, grab your favourite teddy and give it a squash and a squeeze | 0:50:31 | 0:50:35 | |
because it's time for you to go to bed. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:38 | |
It's time for me to go to bed too. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:40 | |
How am I going to get into my house? | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
Hm. I know! I'll try the back door. Sleep tight. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
I'll see you again soon. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:49 | |
GRUNTS | 0:50:49 | 0:50:51 | |
Oh! Oh, good. It's open. Night-night. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:57 | |
Ahh! | 0:50:57 | 0:50:59 |