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HE SIGHS

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KNOCKING

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Hello.

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KNOCKING

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Hello!

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Grr! I've forgotten my front door keys.

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Hello. My name's Peter.

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The story I'm reading tonight is one of my favourites.

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It's called, A Squash and a Squeeze.

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It's by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler.

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A little old lady lived all by herself with a table

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and chairs and a jug on the shelf.

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A wise old man heard her grumble and grouse.

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"There's not enough room in my house!

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"Wise old man, won't you help me, please?

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"My house is a squash and a squeeze."

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"Take in your hen," said the wise old man.

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"Take in my hen? What a curious plan."

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Well, the hen laid an egg on the fireside rug

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and flapped round the room knocking over the jug.

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The little old lady cried,

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"What should I do? It was pokey for one and it's tiny for two.

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"My nose has a tickle and there's no room to sneeze.

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"My house is a squash and a squeeze."

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"Take in your goat," said the wise old man.

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"Take in my goat? What a curious plan."

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Well, the goat chewed the curtain and trod on the egg,

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then sat down to nibble the table leg.

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The little old lady cried,

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"Glory be! It was tiny for two, and it's titchy for three.

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"The hen pecks the goat and the goat's got fleas.

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"My house is a squash and a squeeze."

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And she said,

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"Wise old man, won't you help me, please.

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"My house is a squash and a squeeze."

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"Take in your pig", said the wise old man.

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"Take in my pig? What a curious plan!"

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So, she took in her pig who kept chasing the hen

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and raiding the larder again and again.

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The little old lady cried,

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"Stop, I implore.

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"It was titchy for three and it's teeny for four.

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"Even the pig and the larder agrees, my house is a squash and a squeeze.

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"Wise old man, won't you help me, please!

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"My house is a squash and a squeeze."

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"Take in your cow," said the wise old man.

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"Take in my cow? What a curious plan!"

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Well, the cow took one look and charged straight at the pig,

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then jumped on the table and tapped out a jig.

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The little old lady cried,

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"Heavens alive! It was teeny for four and it's weenie for five.

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"I'm tearing my hair out, I'm down on my knees.

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"My house is a squash and a squeeze."

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And she said,

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"Wise old man, won't you help me, please?

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"My house is a squash and a squeeze."

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"Take them all out",

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said the wise old man.

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"But then I'll be back where I first began!"

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So, she opened the window and out flew the hen.

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"That's better. At last I can sneeze again".

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She shooed out the goat and she shoved out the pig.

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"My house is beginning to feel pretty big!"

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She huffed and she puffed and she pushed out the cow.

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"Just look at my house, it's enormous now!"

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"Thank you, old man, for the work you have done.

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"It was weenie for five. It's gigantic for one.

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"There's no need to grumble and there's no need to grouse,

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"there's plenty of room in my house."

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And now she's full of frolics and fiddledeedees.

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It isn't a squash and it isn't a squeeze.

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Yes, she's full of frolics and fiddledeedees.

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It isn't a squash or a squeeze.

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MOO!

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And that bedtime story was called, A Squash and a Squeeze.

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Now, grab your favourite teddy and give it a squash and a squeeze

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because it's time for you to go to bed.

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It's time for me to go to bed too.

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How am I going to get into my house?

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Hm. I know! I'll try the back door. Sleep tight.

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I'll see you again soon.

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GRUNTS

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Oh! Oh, good. It's open. Night-night.

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Ahh!

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