Sam and Mark - Oi Dog! CBeebies Bedtime Stories

It's written by Kes and Claire Gray, and Jim Field drew the pictures.

Hello, my name's Sam. And I'm Mark.

And we are going to read you a story. A story about a frog. Ribbit!

It's also about a dog. Woof! And a cat. Meow!

It's written by Kes and Claire Gray, and Jim Field drew the pictures.

"Oi! Dog! Get off the frog!" said the frog.

"But I like sitting on frogs," said the dog.

"Frogs are all squishy and squashy.

"And when you sit on them, they go, PLEH!"

"You know the rules," said the cat.

"Cats sit on mats, frogs sit on logs, and dogs sit on frogs."

"Well, I'm changing the rules!" said the frog.

"From now on, dogs sit on logs, not frogs."

"Really?" said the dog. "Really!" said the frog.

"Dogs sit on logs, and cats sit on gnats." Ouch!

"What will bears sit on?" asked the dog.

"Bears will sit on stairs," said the frog. "What will slugs sit on?"

asked the dog. "Slugs will sit on plugs," said the frog.

"Slugs will sit on plugs, flies will sit on pies,

"crickets will sit on tickets, and moths will sit on cloths."

"What will leopards sit on?" asked the dog.

"Leopards will sit on shepherds," said the frog.

"Leopards will sit on shepherds and cheetahs will sit on fajitas."

"You're really getting the hang of this," said the dog.

"I know!" said the frog. "And that's not all.

"Gnus will sit on canoes, pigs will sit on wigs,

"and boars will sit on oars."

"What will whales sit on?" asked the dog.

"Whales will sit on nails," said the frog.

"I'm not sure the whales will like that," said the dog.

"They don't have to like it!" said the frog. "They just have to do it."

"What will dragons sit on?" said the dog.

"Dragons will sit on wagons," said the frog.

"Dragons will sit on wagons, kittens will sit on mittens,

"mice will sit on ice, and puppies will sit on...guppies."

"What will crabs sit on?" "Crabs will sit on kebabs," said the frog.

"Crabs will sit on kebabs, poodles will sit on noodles,

"hornets will sit on cornets, skunks will sit on trunks..."

ELEPHANT TRUMPETS

"..and elephants will sit on smelly pants."

"Elephants aren't going to sit on smelly pants," gasped the dog.

"They are now," smiled the frog.

"Hold on!" said the cat.

"If dogs sit on logs, cats sit on gnats, bears sit on stairs,

"slugs sit on plugs, flies sit on pies, crickets sit on

"tickets,

"moths sit on cloths, leopards sit on shepherds,

"cheetahs sit on fajitas, gnus sit on canoes, pigs sit on wigs,

"boars sit on oars, whales sit on nails, dragons sit on wagons,

"mice sit on ice, kittens sit on mittens,

"puppies sit on guppies, crabs sit on kebabs,

"poodles sit on noodles, hornets sit on cornets,

"skunks sit on trunks, and elephants sit on smelly pants..."

"What are frogs going to sit on?" asked the dog.

"Sun loungers," said the frog.

Sun loungers? That doesn't even rhyme.

Yeah, but that's what makes it funny. Ahh.

OK. What do you think Marks sit on? Er, I think Marks sit on sharks. Ah.

I think Sams sit on hams. Good one, good one.

We'll be back with another bedtime story very soon.

But until then, night-night. Sleep tight.

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