Jack and Jill CBeebies Christmas Panto
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Hello, I'm Chris. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
Have you ever seen a pantomime? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
A pantomime is a story, | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
just like the ones in your story book. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
They have lots of songs and colourful costumes | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
and they're funny too! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
Sometimes, girls dress up as boys, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
and boys dress up as girls. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
How silly! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
The most important thing about a pantomime | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
is you get to join in. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Cheers the goodies and boo the baddies. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
If someone says, "Oh, yes, it is!", | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
you shout back, "Oh, no, it's not!" | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
If someone can't see a person standing behind them, | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
shout, "They're behind you!" | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Oh, I can't wait! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
So, let's get on with this year's CBeebies Pantomime. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
Ohh. What about Aladdin? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Or Cinderella? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Or Jack and the Beanstalk? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Oh, here's a great story. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
And it happened once upon a time and long, long ago... | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
BANG | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Hello, everybody! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
Hello! I'm Katie the Fairy | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Fairies are kind and fun | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
When I'm not in the kitchen cooking with you | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
I take care of everyone! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
ORGAN PLAYS | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
EVERYONE BOOS | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Ah, boo to you too! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
You silly fairy, just flap your wings and go | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
I've come to cause trouble and spoil this panto show! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
EVERYONE BOOS | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Oh, no! It's Jingle Jangle, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
the naughty jester! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Cheeky, cheeky boy, don't be such a pest | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
Be more like Jack and Jill They really are the best. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
Jack and Jill? Eurgh! They make me ill | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
They drive me round the bend. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Well, if you were good like them, maybe they'd be your friend. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
My friend? Pah! They never want to play with me! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:16 | |
A-boo-hoo-hoo! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
FOGHORN | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
HE SOBS | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
So I'm going to play a trick on them and flush them down the loo! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Oh, no, you're not! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Oh, yes, I am! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-BOYS AND GIRLS: -Oh, no, you're not! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
HE BLOWS RASPBERRY AND LAUGHS | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
It seems I have my work cut out | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
I may have to cast a spell | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
To stop naughty Jingle Jangle | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
So everything goes well! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
-CHRIS: -Meanwhile, in the Village Square... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Oh, thank you! Thank you! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Hello, everyone! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
ALL: Hello! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
Ohh! Coo-eee! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
ALL: Coo-eee! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Oh, lovely to see you all. I am Queen Fruitti! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
Would all of you like to be my friends? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Wonderful. Listen, when I shout out, "Tutti frutti", | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
you have to shout out as loud as you can | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
"Let's get fruity!" | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Let's give a try, shall we? One, two, three... Tutti Frutti! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
ALL: Let's get fruity! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Oh, you were wonderful! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Coo-eee! Ah. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
MUSIC | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
# Whenever I am feeling down | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
# There's one thing I can do | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
# I pop down to the grocers | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
# And call out "Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
# He cheers me up with heaps of apples | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
# Cherries and a mandarin | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
# I open up my shopping bag | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
# And I pop the whole lot in | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
# Come on, come on, get fruity | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
# Fruity's good for you | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
# It's everybody's duty | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
# To get fruity, that is true | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
# Apples, cherries, grapes, sultanas Oranges and lemons | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
# Go bananas | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
# I'm the tuttiest fruitiest dame I know | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
# 'Ave a banana | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
# I'm the tuttiest fruitiest dame I know. # | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Clap your hands, everyone! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
# Come on, come on, get fruity | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
# Fruity's good for you | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
# It's everybody's duty | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
# To get fruity, that is true | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
# Apples, cherries, grapes, sultanas, oranges and lemons | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
# Go bananas! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
# I'm the tuttiest, fruitiest dame I know. # | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
Take it, girls! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
-# He's the tuttiest -# Yes | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
-# Fruitiest -# I am | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
# Dame | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
# I know | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
# Tutti frutti! # | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Oh. Tutti frutti! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
ALL: Let's get fruity! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Talking of fruit, who wants some? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
-GIRLS: -Me! Me! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
Give me some space, otherwise you'll crush my pomegranates! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
Ooh! I say, anyone for... Oh, dear, I've dropped an apple. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
-I'll pick it up. -BREAKS WIND | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Ooh! Must have been syrup of figs! Ahem! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
Anyone for bananas? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
ALL: Me! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
You're all bananas, that's for sure. I've got lots of bananas here. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
Oh, no! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
I don't believe it! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Somebody has stolen the Royal bananas! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Quick! Let's call for the King! King Willy! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
ROYAL MUSIC | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
What's going on, my cuddly little passion fruit? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Oh, really! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Somebody has stolen all of the Royal bananas. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Tickle me with a feather and call me Tinky Winky! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Maybe later! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
Listen up, I have a Royal proclamation. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
Gather round and lend me your ears. What are you doing? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
ALL: Lending our ears! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Never mind! Whoever catches the person who stole the Royal bananas | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
will get a fantastic treat! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
ALL: Yeah! Yeah! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Off you go and find me some Royal bananas. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Good idea. Shall we, King? Ooh! Really! Tutti frutti! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:30 | |
ALL: Let's get fruity! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-ALL: Boooooo! -Ha ha ha ha ha! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Oh, these Royal bananas are so fruity and tasty, | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
they really bring out the monkey in me. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Oh-oh-oh! Ah-ah-ah! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ah-ah-ah-ah! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Ha! So it was you who stole the bananas! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
Not that I'm surprised! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
I'm going to blame it on someone else and I will get the prize! | 0:06:56 | 0:07:01 | |
-Ha ha ha ha! -ALL: Booooooooo! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Boo, boo, boo. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
You naughty boy. Have you forgotten that I'm a fairy? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
I cast magic spells and I think you should be wary. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:13 | |
-Ha! -BELLS CHIME | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-CHIMING DISTORTS -Oh, hang on! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
It's not worked! Ha ha! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Na-na-na-na-na! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
I'm off! You can't catch me, fluffy fairy! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
I'm far too quick for you! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
Bfffffff! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
ALL: Boooooo! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Oh! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
I must recharge my wand I won't be very long | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
I'll be back soon to sort this out And then I'll right this wrong | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Let's see what's happening on the hillside. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Hello! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
I'm Jack. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
I'm Jill. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
BOTH: Our bucket is empty and needs a fill. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
Oh, look, Jill, a well. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-Oh, I'm very well, thank you. How are you? -No! | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
There's a wishing well full of water at the top of the hill. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
Oh, so there is! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Well, well, well! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
-No, there's only one well. -Oh. -Come on. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
BOTH: Jack and Jill went up the hill top fetch a pale of water. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:18 | |
Look, Jack. It really is a wishing well. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
Hello? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Hello! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
Listen! There's an echo! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
-Hell-o-oh-oh! -Hell-o-oh-oh! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Is anybody down there? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Yes! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
-Ding dong dell - there's someone in the well! -Jack! Look! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
It's our friend, Mister Maker! Oh! Hello! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:49 | |
Jack, seeing as this really is a wishing well, | 0:08:49 | 0:08:54 | |
why don't you make a wish? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
Well...well, I have always wanted a crown, like the King. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:04 | |
I wish... Oh... | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
I wish I had a crown, just like the King. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Very well. A crown! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Oh, ha-ha! Yes! Let's make a crown just like this. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:19 | |
Look at that - it's fantastic. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Ha-ha! To make this crown, we're going to need some things. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
We've got some fluffy pom-poms, some very sparkly pipe cleaners, | 0:09:26 | 0:09:31 | |
gold card, some sticky tape and a glue stick. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:36 | |
Right, let's get making. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
First of all, we need to turn over our gold strip | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
so it's upside down and the white side is facing up. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
Then we're going to add some colourful loops, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
using our pipe cleaners. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Let's get a nice silver one, like this | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
and we're going to loop it round. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
There we go. Into a loop and then twist the ends together like that | 0:09:57 | 0:10:02 | |
to make a lovely loop. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Perfect. Ha-ha! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Right, stick it on with a bit of sticky tape, | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
to the end of our card. There we go. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
If we turn over our card like that - | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
there! Our crown is already taking shape. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
So, glue stick at the ready. Let's stick a pom-pom on. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
This one looks good! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
A bit of glue there. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
That's looking good. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
There! It's nearly finished. We need to pick it up like that. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
Loop it round... | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
..and then stick it in place with one last piece of sticky tape. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:52 | |
There we go. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
We've got one lovely crown for Jack and one crown for me! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
Right, you can pull the bucket up now. Go on! Up you go! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
Thank you, Mister Maker. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Oh, Jack! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
AUDIENCE: Awww! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
SINISTER MUSIC | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
AUDIENCE: Boo! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Mmm! These Royal bananas are simply divine! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
Who would like one? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
AUDIENCE: Me! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Oh, look! It's silly Jack and stupid Jill. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
Oh! I'll leave this banana skin so they'll slip down the hill! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:40 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS AND BOOS | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Shhh! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
-Come on Jack, let's go back down the hill. -Come on! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
-Jill! -Jack! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Jack! Jack! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:10 | |
Wo-ho! | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Oh, yes - whatever! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch water in their pale. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
I'm going to make it look like they stole the bananas, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
then they will go to jail! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
HE LAUGHS AND THE AUDIENCE BOOS | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Be quiet or I'll melt your ice creams. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
THE AUDIENCE SHOUTS AND BOOS | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
Not so fast, you naughty Jester! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
THE AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
-You smelly old potato! -Oh, look, it's fairy bogey. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:48 | |
I'll call the CBeebie-Doos Police and I'll save my magic for later. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:54 | |
Oh! The CBeebie-Doos Police! | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
They'll not catch me. They're far too daft. As daft as daft can be! | 0:12:57 | 0:13:03 | |
They're the silliest police in this world. Just watch and you will see. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
That's what you think! We'll see about that. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
SHE WHISTLES | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
-I'm off! Bye! -HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Hello, again. I hope you're enjoying the pantomime. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Oh, no! The next page of the story is missing. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
We have to find out what happens next! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
I know. Thank goodness for the iPlayer. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
Pantomime... | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Oh, here it is! The whole CBeebies story of Jack and Jill. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:38 | |
I can't wait to see what happens next! Isn't Jingle Jangle naughty? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:43 | |
He took the Queen's bananas and | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
now he's trying to make it look like Jack and Jill stole them. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
Poor Jack and Jill! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Let's hope the local policeman can help. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Hello, hello, hello! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
AUDIENCE: Hello, hello, hello! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Now, you must be wondering who I am. That's a point. Who am I? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
AUDIENCE: PC Plum! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Oh, thank you! That's right, PC Plum. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
And I'm on a special assignment from Balamory. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
I've even got a new uniform. What do you think? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
I'm looking for PC Poi. If you see her, will you let me know? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Will you let me know? AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Thanks, everyone. AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
What's that? She's behind me? Over here? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
Oh, she's not there. But if you see her, will you let me know? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:35 | |
AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
Thanks, everyone. Right... | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
What is it? She's behind me again? Are you sure? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
Oh, she's not there. But if you see her, will you let me know? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:49 | |
AUDIENCE: Yes! Thanks, everyone. Brilliant. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
-Oh! Awww, PC Poi! -Sorry, PC Plum! | 0:14:54 | 0:15:00 | |
-I wish you would grow up, stupid. -I did grow up stupid. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
-What's that? -EEE-mail. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Oh, goodness me. Let me have a wee look. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Oh! It's from the King! He wants us to solve a crime! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
Oh, dear. Someone has stolen Queen Frutti's bananas. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
Right. In that case, we have to be brave. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
-Fearless! Stand tall! -Steady. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Well... But most of all, we have to be brave. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
Boo! SHE SCREAMS | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Oh, come on, PC Poi, stop messing about. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
Right, let's go that-a-way! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:48 | |
BOTH: We're off, we're off, we're off to solve a crime. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
Hey! Oh... | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
HE BLOWS HIS WHISTLE | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
Wait for me, PC Poi! | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
Do you really think the police are going to solve this crime? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:04 | |
Hello, hello, hello! AUDIENCE: Hello, hello, hello! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-Hello, hello, hello! -AUDIENCE: Hello, hello, hello! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:18 | |
Oh! Oh! Look at this, PC Plum. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
Oh! It's the Queen's missing bananas. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
Oh! And look who's stolen them! | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
BOTH: Jack and Jill! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
AUDIENCE: No! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Jack and Jill went up the hill after stealing all these things. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
They'll go to prison and we'll get the treat | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
as a present from the King! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Quick! Quick! Put them under arrest. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
What are you doing? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Putting them under a vest! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Not a vest, arrest! Put them under arrest. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
-Sorry! -Come on, off you get. I'm disappointed in you two. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
We'll have to go and see the King and Queen now. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
SINISTER MUSIC | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Ho-ho! Jack and Jill will take the blame, my plan is going sweet. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:14 | |
I'm must let the King know before the police, | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
then I will get the treat. Ho-ho! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Oh, yes, I will! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
AUDIENCE: Oh, no, you won't! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
Oh, be quiet, or I'll cancel Christmas. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS AND HE LAUGHS | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
Hello, boys and girls! I've recharged my wand and now I'm back. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
Is everything going well for Jill and her good friend, Jack? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
AUDIENCE: No! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
No? Did Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch a pale of water? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
But now I have a felling that things didn't go as they ought to? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:54 | |
In order for this story to end happily, as it should, | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
I need to know - has Jingle Jangle been bad or good? | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
AUDIENCE: Bad! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Thank you for your help, boys and girls, I must leave without delay. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:08 | |
Jack and Jill will be all right and Jingle Jangle put away! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:13 | |
Jingle Jangle. He's very naughty. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Oh! Tutti Frutti! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
AUDIENCE: Let's get fruity! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Oh, it's not good, Kingy-Wingy. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
I can't be all fruity without any Royal bananas. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC AND AUDIENCE BOOS | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Greetings, your Majesticals. Jingle Jangle the jester, at your service. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:38 | |
We haven't got time for jingly jangly jesting. Haven't you heard? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
We've been robbed! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
-Yes, I know, and I can reveal who stole the bananas. -You can? Who? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:49 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
It was Jack and Jill. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Oh, be quiet. Jack and Jill went up the hill with your stolen things. | 0:18:53 | 0:19:01 | |
Luckily, I saw them do it and gave the police a ring. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
You see? Caught red-handed, just like I said they would. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:09 | |
It's because of me you've caught the thieves. Haven't I been good? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:15 | |
AUDIENCE: No! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Jack and Jill who went up the hill? Well, the story is complete. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:23 | |
And I, the King, am a man of my word, | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
and so I think you deserve the treat. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Your Majesty, your Majesty, you are mistaken. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
We caught these fiends, so we should get the treat! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
JACK: Hold on, hold on. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
No one should get the treat, because we didn't take the bananas. Did we? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:49 | |
-AUDIENCE: No! -Oh, yes you did! I saw you do it! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
AUDIENCE: Woo! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Boys and girls, what a to-do! | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
You were right - Jingle Jangle's been bad. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
I'll have to work my magic to make everyone happy and glad. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
JILL: Wow! Who are you? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
I'm Katie the fairy and you've been treated unfairly. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
You can say that again. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
I'm Katie the fairy and you've been treated unfairly. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
Will we be OK or are we in trouble? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
All you have to do is tell the truth. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
But we've been tricked! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Jingle Jangle made it look like we stole the bananas. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
If you tell the truth, everything will be OK. Always tell the truth. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:34 | |
ECHO: Always tell the truth. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
Jack and Jill, I am surprised. You've always been so good. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
Yes, I can't believe my fruity little ears. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
JACK: We didn't take the bananas, your Majesty. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
JILL: Someone else made it look like we did. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
KING: There's only one way to find out what really happened. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
QUEEN: Yes, you're right! Let's call for the Kerwhizzitor. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:01 | |
-After three - one, two, three -ALL: Kerwhizzitor! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:07 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Have no fear, the Kerwhizzitor's here. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
I'll find out what's been going on by asking questions. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
-Jack and Jill, did you climb up the hill? -BOTH: Yes! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
To fetch a pale of water from the well. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Mister Maker was in the well and he made me a crown. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
-JINGLE JANGLE: Oh, no, he wasn't! -AUDIENCE: Oh, yes, he was! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
When you fell down, did you break your crown and | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
-did Jill come tumbling after? -Yes! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
-How did you fall? -I slipped on a banana skin. -A banana skin! | 0:21:34 | 0:21:39 | |
JINGLE JANGLE WHISTLES | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
And then we woke up and we found the bananas. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
-Did you say you slipped on a banana skin? -Yes! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
-Like this one! -Yes! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
Your Majesty, I believe it was Jingle Jangle | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
who stole your bananas. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
Oh, no, it wasn't! | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
AUDIENCE: Oh, yes, it was! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
QUEEN: Hang on, hang, on, boys and girls. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Did Jingle Jangle make it look like Jack and Jill stole the bananas? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:09 | |
AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
Well, that settles it. Untie Jack and Jill. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
And take him to the CBeebie-Doos tower. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
You'll have no CBeebies for a whole month. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
Oh! But-but-but please! The only reason I was naughty was | 0:22:21 | 0:22:26 | |
because Jack and Jill wouldn't be my friends! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
Well, if Jack and Jill agree to be your friends, | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
do you promise never to be naughty ever again? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
-Yes! -Very well. Shake hands and make up. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
JINGLE JANGLE LAUGHS | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
Nina, the brainy Royal wizard at your service. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Your Majesty, you're bananas. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
Yes, I... OH! How very dare you! | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
No, no. I mean, your Majesty, YOUR bananas. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:05 | |
Oh, thanks a bunch! Get it? Thanks a bunch? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
And now, I'll use my supreme scientific powers | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
to mend Jack's crown. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
I'll be needing Felix the Touch Neuron for this. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
I'll just put a little bit of sticky tape on there | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
and your crown is mended. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Oh! And you can keep the rest of this | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
-just in case you fall down the hill again. -Oh, thank you. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
PC PLUM: Your Majesty - so, does anyone deserve a treat? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
We all deserve a treat. HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Everyone is invited to the Royal Christmas Ball! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:47 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
A Ball is a big party, so I'll need you all to Show Me, Show Me lots of | 0:23:51 | 0:23:56 | |
really lovely food and drink. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
Chris, we need to prepare the food for the Royal Ball. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
THE COW MOOS | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Good job we've got Daisy. She'll give us milk! | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
-Oh, good idea! Have you got the bucket? -Yes. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
Oh! How now, Daisy the cow. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
Oh! Hold on a second. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
How now, Daisy the... Oh! Daisy, you naughty moo-moo. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:22 | |
-Chris, just squeeze her udders. -Which udders? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Those udders! She hasn't got any udder udders! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:30 | |
# This is how you milk a cow, milk a cow, milk a cow | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
# This is... # Oh, there's nothing coming out. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
We'll have to do it the old-fashioned way. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
Right! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Oh! There's still nothing coming out. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Maybe if we give Daisy a treat, she'll give us some milk! | 0:24:55 | 0:25:00 | |
Hold on...strawberries! There you go, Daisy. Open wide. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:05 | |
There you go. Mm-hmm. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
# Daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do | 0:25:07 | 0:25:13 | |
# We're half crazy, all for the milk from you. # | 0:25:13 | 0:25:19 | |
Oh, what's she doing? She thinks she's on Boogie Beebies. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:24 | |
POPPING | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Oh! Strawberry milkshake! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
-We should make some buns to go with that. -Let's go. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
Thank you, Daisy. Thank you! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
KING: Thanks, Chris and Poi! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Welcome, everyone, to the Royal Christmas Ball! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Well, there's only one way to get this party started. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
With a sing-song! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
# When you're in trouble, feeling blue | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
# There is only one thing to do | 0:26:00 | 0:26:06 | |
# Tyr to tell the truth, try to tell the truth | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
# Tell the truth and every time, things will turn out fine | 0:26:10 | 0:26:15 | |
# If Goldilocks had not been naughty, silly and unkind | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
# She wouldn't have had to run away with the bears behind | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
# If only she'd told the truth, if only she'd told the truth | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
# Tell the truth and every time, things will turn out fine | 0:26:31 | 0:26:36 | |
# When Jack and Jill went up the hill and had a tumble down | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
# They had a shock when they woke up to find 'nanas and a crown | 0:26:43 | 0:26:47 | |
# Thank goodness they told the truth | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
# Thank goodness they told the truth | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
# Tell the truth and every time, things will turn out fine | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
# As if as in a pantomime! # | 0:26:56 | 0:27:03 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
-We hope you enjoyed our panto. -We're almost at the end. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:14 | |
-Jack and Jill can climb the hill. -With me, their new best friend. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
-Thanks for joining in at home. -It was a joy to hear your laughter. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:24 | |
-Just remember to tell the truth... -And you'll live... | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
Happily ever after. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Thanks for joining us at the theatre. Wasn't it exciting? | 0:27:31 | 0:27:36 | |
Pantomime is a wonderful chance for us all to have a bit of fun. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:41 | |
I hope you enjoyed watching | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
as much as we enjoyed making the CBeebies Pantomime. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:48 | |
Now, in a theatre, before the curtain comes down, | 0:27:48 | 0:27:53 | |
everyone takes a bow. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:28:02 | 0:28:06 |