CBeebies Jack and the Beanstalk

Boink, boink!

APPLAUSE

-Hello.

-AUDIENCE: Hello!

-I said hello!

-AUDIENCE: Hello!

-Hello, hello, hello.

-AUDIENCE: Hello, hello, hello!

Hey! Listen, I don't know why they've stuck us up here like this,

away from all you lov... Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Yeah, that might be the reason. Oh, dear me!

Yeah, we'll put you out over there. You have a lie down and sleep.

Have you met Salty, my best friend?

-AUDIENCE: Oh!

-Yeah, isn't she lovely, eh?

Salty.

A proper fisherman's dog she is.

Now then, are you sitting comfortably?

AUDIENCE: Yes!

Then let me begin with the story I have to tell you.

All right?

Once upon a time, not so long ago,

people were extremely worried...

Because things were going missing!

Ha, ha! Hello there!

Hello, hello. Hello there. Goodness, hello!

-Oh, dear, oh, dear!

-Oh, dear, oh, dear!

-Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh dear.

-Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh dear.

Oh, dear, oh, dear....

Oh, dear, oh, dear....

-Stop saying "Oh, dear" now.

-I'm sorry, dear.

-Oh, really!

I wonder who has been taking these things.

Perhaps it was that naughty Little Monster.

-No, Little Monster is up here with me.

-Ah!

-Very good.

And you're not going to do anything naughty, are you, Little Monster?

No. Stop it, stop it!

Excuse me, that's my duster, Little Monster, you cheeky thing!

We'll be having words with you.

Now listen, if it wasn't Little Monster, everyone, then who was it?

-I don't know.

-Hmm... We'll have to see. Up forward.

See you later, everyone!

Come on!

Hello, boys and girls!

Hello!

My name is Treetops and I know Tree Fu Tom,

and together we do Tree Fu magic like this.

Shimmer, shimmer... Boing!

Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Nothing happened.

That should have been the brilliant spell that Tom taught me.

I must have forgotten to say something or do something

very important.

What was it? Let me think, let me think. Ah! Oh!

Ah! Was it, "Show me, show me your groovy moves?"

No, it wasn't that.

Oh, I remember!

I forgot to ask you all to join in!

Right, everyone, get into your spell pose.

That's it, up on your foot. Right.

And then we all need to say, "Tree Fu go!"

-One more time!

-ALL: Tree Fu go!

We did it!

Hurray!

Now remember, if you need any more magic, just call me, Treetops!

Boys and girls, have a wonderful time,

we're off to CBeebies for our pantomime!

APPLAUSE

TRUMPETS

Oh! Friends, people of CBeebies...

TRUMPETS

Pray silence for His Majesty...

TRUMPETS

His Excellency...

-WHISTLES

-Can you get on with it?

Well, I'm trying, I've got overexcited brass back here.

-Toot, toot, toot.

-Yes, thank you.

King Justin The Messy.

Ha, ha, ha! Thank you, thank you.

Now... Oops! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

That was close.

Thank you and welcome, everyone to my spotty jubilee!

-Wait, wait, wait, wait.

-What, what?

-Where is the royal harpist?

-We need the royal harp music.

-Ah, yes.

Where is the royal harp that goes...

A-dung, dung, dung, dung, dung!

-Here she is.

-Hello, everyone! Hello.

Hello, boys and girls.

Your Majesty, Robert,

you've forgotten there can be no harp music.

No harp music?

No, someone took my magic harp!

Without my magic harp and its magic music, I cannot sing properly!

-OUT OF KEY:

-Do, re, me, fa, sol, la, ti, do!

-Would somebody please find the harp?

-Yes, quickly.

-Really!

-Father! Oh!

-What is it? What's going on?

-Father!

Ah-ha-ha!

Look, everyone, it's Princess Nina. A big cheer!

AUDIENCE: Hurray!

Ah, my wonderful daughter, Princess Nina.

-Tell me, have you found a handsome prince yet?

-No, not yet.

I was in the lab

-when my hen laid a golden egg!

-We've got the swimming pool.

We're rich, we're rich.

It was nothing to do with my eggs-periments.

-That is terrible.

-The golden egg appeared by magic!

-We are definitely rich.

-I'll book the Jacuzzi.

Then suddenly, the hen and the egg disappeared into thin air.

-Cancel everything.

-Cancel it.

-We're poor.

-Who is taking all this?

-I don't know, but when I meet them,

I'm going to give them such a piece of my hard drive!

-All right, calm down.

-Maybe we should call PC Plum!

Calm down, everyone.

# Whenever I'm in trouble and I don't know what to do

# My friends will always help to pull me through #

Everyone!

# Together We can make everything good

# Together The world will be as it should

# If we stick like glue Just think what we can do

# We could climb the highest mountain

# Raise our voices without shouting

-Easy, easy!

-Sorry!

# Together We'll find the things that we've lost

# Together We won't be bothered or bossed

# We will colour every rainbow and follow every dream

# Cos together we're a team! #

Yes! Ha-ha!

# Together we won't be frightened at all. #

Oh, no!

# Together it will be one for all

# If we work as one Our fears will all be gone

# And with Nina and Rebecca Our team couldn't be much better

# Together We won't be bothered or bossed

# Together we'll find the things that we lost

# We will colour every rainbow

# And follow every dream cos together we're a...

# Forever we're a...

# Whatever the weather We're a team! #

Hey!

Listen, team, gather round.

-I know what to do.

-OTHERS: You do?

Yes! Listen, I shall give a reward to the person that finds our things.

-Oh!

-Yes, I shall give a reward to the person who's most courageous!

-Righto!

-Bravest!

-Righto!

-Silliest.

-Righto!

Why do you keep saying righto?

Because you're standing on my right toe!

Oh, dearie! Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

Calm down. All right, to whoever stands up to this person who has

taken our goodies, I shall give...

Careful, sire, no rash promises.

I know what I'm doing, Robert. I shall give my daughter's hand...

Not you!

I shall give my daughter's hand in marriage.

AUDIENCE: Oh!

Remember, everyone...

# We're a team! #

Goodbye, everyone!

Are you enjoying yourself, eh, Salty?

Ha, ha. You know, I love having Salty as my pet.

Can you imagine, though, eh, having a pet cow?

Ho-ho! Yeah, well, in this story,

there was an old woman who had a pet cow called Daisy.

Dame Trot was the woman's name.

She lived on a small farm with her children,

Jack and Jill.

She didn't have much money, but she did love a good laugh, which,

with her face, was just as well. Ho-ho!

Oh, cooee!

Cooee!

-All the boys and girls, cooee!

-AUDIENCE: Cooee!

How nice to see you. Now, let me introduce myself.

My name is Dame Tilly Tinky Winky Tonky Wonky Tickabilla Trot.

Oooh! And I live here, on my farm.

Yes, I do, with my son, Jack, and my daughter, Jill.

Oh, but we're ever so poor!

AUDIENCE: Oh!

-We're poorer than that!

-AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

But at least we have our cow, Daisy.

Oh, she's a lovely cow. She really is,

I can't wait for you to meet her.

Oh, look, it's my daughter Jill.

-Say hello, Jill.

-Hello, Jill!

No, I meant, Jill, say hello. Oh, dear!

Hello. Oh, dear!

-Now, have you seen Jack?

-I thought he was with you.

-No.

Don't tell me he has gone to see Mr Tumble in Tumbleton again.

Last time he went, he tripped over a numtum and ended up with a numb bum.

Ha! You see, Jack and I went up a hill to fetch a pail of water...

How many times have I told you not to? It always ends in disaster.

-Hello. Whoop! Ow, oh, ah!

-Jack!

Ow, oooouch!

Oh! Oh, my son, Jack.

-Is it broken, is it broken?

-My leg?

-No, your crown.

-No, someone took it!

-Oh, whatever will they pinch next?

-Well, speaking of things

disappearing, have you heard the royal proclamation?

BOTH: What?

Well, the King has made an announcement.

It says here, "King Justin said,

"'Whoever finds the things will win my daughter's hand...'"

-What about the rest?

-I wasn't finished, Mum.

"'..my daughter's hand in marriage.'"

Oh! Princess Nina, she's lovely.

I'd love to marry Princess Nina!

Wouldn't that be wonderful?

I shall find the naughty so-and-so who took our things

and I will marry her!

Stop daydreaming, Jack. We've got to milk our cow, Daisy.

Now, boys and girls, will you look out for our lovely cow?

I tell you what, let's sing for her. Yes, here we go.

# Daisy, Daisy

# Give me your answer do

# We're half crazy

# All for the milk of you. #

Daisy, where...?

Oh, boys and girls,

if you see her, will you let us know?

AUDIENCE: Right there!

Oh, no, she isn't!

You're joking.

Oh, no, she isn't!

AUDIENCE: Oh, yes, she is!

ALL: Well, we'll have to have a look then, won't we? Woo!

-Daisy?

-Now, where are you?

-Daisy?

-Come on out wherever you are.

-Daisy!

-Excuse me, sir, could you look under your feet?

Have you got a cow under your feet there? Could you look?

You can't miss it, it's got a little bell and horns, you see... Oh!

Oh, you naughty moo-moo!

-Moo!

-Come on, Daisy, it's milky time for you.

-Oh, yes.

Now, let me show you how it's done,

lovely Jack and Jill. Now, first of all, you put the bucket down.

Then, you put the stool down.

And then, you sit down.

No, not you, you silly moo!

Oh, oh!

Oh, dear, you see... Oh, look,

she's cow-lapsed.

A moment, a moment. Here.

We have no milk and we have no money, so there's...

-AUDIENCE: Oh...

-Thank you, you are kind.

So, there's nothing else for it, we'll have to sell the C-O-W.

-The dog?

-We haven't got a dog.

-Not the dog, the cow, the cow!

We'll have to sell Daisy!

-Moo!

-Daisy!

Mum, you could have broken it to her more gently.

-Don't worry, it's all right.

-Mum!

Poor Daisy. We need something to make her feel better.

All right, I'll try.

# When you've got to go You've got to go

# And we really wish it wasn't so

# We are missing you already more than you will ever know

# So goodbye, too-da-loo and cheerio. #

It's so sad!

# We will miss you, Daisy When you're gone

# But you'll be back with us before too long

# And all that we can ask you on this bitter sweet departure

# Is that you will sing with us our little goodbye song. #

Moo!

-# Goodbye

-Goodbye!

-# Too-da-loo

-Too-da-loo!

-# Au revoir

-Au revoir

-# Got to go

-Got to go

# We are missing you already more than you will ever know

# So goodbye, too-da-loo and cheerio! #

Boo-hoo-hoo!

# Now the time has come to say goodbye

# Yet there is one thing I can't deny

# As you go off on your trip I feel a quiver in my rib

# And the faintest little teardrop is gathering in my eyes. #

Whoa!

# So, be brave, Daisy And be strong

# You'll be back with us before too long

# We all know that you'll be lowing in the knowledge that you're going

# But it will feel much better if you sing our goodbye song

# Oh, let's all do it again

-# Goodbye

-Goodbye!

-# Too-da-loo

-Toodaloo!

-# Au revoir

-Au revoir!

-# Got to go

-Got to go!

# We are missing you already more than you will ever know

# So goodbye, too-da-loo

# See you later, alligator

# Au revoir, off you go Too-da-loo and cheerio! #

Oh, Daisy, oooh!

Oh, oh, dear!

Oh, oh!

Oh, Jack, Jack...

Make sure you get a good price for her.

Bffff!

-I will always love you, Daisy!

-Mum, let's get you a cup of tea.

-Come on, Mum.

-Yes, thank you. You are a good girl.

Poor Daisy and poor Dame Trot.

So many things have gone missing - the harp,

the hen and the gold and Lala's ball

and Teddington. Whatever next?

And now Dame Trot and Jack and Jill are going to have to sell Daisy.

-Come on, Daisy.

-Ha-ha-ha!

-I'll make sure I sell you to someone nice.

AUDIENCE: Boo!

Oh, boo! Is that the best boo you can do?

-AUDIENCE: Boooo!

-Rubbish! That's what that...

Ah!

I could have some fun here, eh?

Ha-ha!

If you want a good deal for a price that is real, don't be misled,

talk to me, Fred.

Every deal that I seal will appeal.

-Nice to meet you, Fred.

-Moo!

-Are you OK, Daisy? Whoa!

Whoooooa, whoa.

-I'm going to enjoy this.

-Sorry, what was that?

-I said...

-What a lovely cow this is.

-Yeah, her name's Daisy.

-Daisy?

-Bonny cow.

-I think so.

What I wouldn't give for a cow like her.

-She's a beauty.

-She for sale?

-For sale? Why, yes, yes she is.

-How about...?

-Ching, ching, ching.

Five gold pieces.

Wow! Five gold pieces!

Shall I sell Daisy to Fred, everyone?

AUDIENCE: No!

Don't listen to them, listen to me! What do they know?

Shall I?

Audience: No!

-I'm Fair Deal Fred!

-The boys and girls say no.

-Sorry, Fred, I'm not selling her to you.

-Moo!

I tell you what,

I've got an even bigger bag.

More gold?

Six gold pieces.

# Six, six, six is the number

# Picking up sticks Or dancing a rumba

# Here she goes, take it now

-# Six for you, I take the cow

-Six! #

-You have a fair deal, Fred. Done.

-You have been!

Ha, ha, ha!

-Oh, thank you. Ha, ha, ha!

-AUDIENCE: Boo!

My mum will be so proud! Six gold pieces!

I just wish I didn't have to sell Daisy.

Doo-da-dee, doo-doo.

Oh, there you are. Jack, that was so quick.

You're faster than Rastamouse's skateboard.

-Mum, I sold Daisy.

-Oh, Daisy! How much did you get?

-Six gold pieces.

-Oh, we're rich!

At last I can afford that holiday in Glendragon,

or maybe even a trip to Chuggington.

Six gold pieces! Oh, well done, good boy.

These aren't gold pieces,

these are beans!

Sorry, Mum, what did you say?

These are beans!

B-E-A-N-S! Beans!

Beans? But they can't be!

You sold our lovely cow

for a useless, worthless bag of old beans!

-Beans!

-What?

-Beans!

-Beans?

-Beans!

-No!

-Oh, dear!

# Oh, what a muddle What are we going to do?

# I don't know

# My mind is in a fuddle And it's all because of you

Who, me?

# I sent you off with Daisy A simple task it seems

# And now we're going crazy cos all you got was beans

# Beans, beans, beans Beans, beans, beans

-# You can't buy butter with beans

-Course not!

-# You can't buy bread with beans

-Sorry

# To purchase a frock or even a sock It's way beyond my means

# If a wanted some perfume or you needed new jeans

# I do

# I haven't a clue what we will do cos all we've got is beans

# We haven't a clue what we will do cos all we've got is beans

# Beans, beans, beans Beans, beans, beans

# Oh, what's going on?

# Oh, silly boy!

-# You can't buy butter with beans

-Of course not

-# You can't bread with beans

-I know

# If you ain't got money You can't buy honey

-# Not even in your dreams

-Oh, dear

# I can't even cook them They're inedible so it seems

# We haven't a clue what we will do cos all we've got is beans

# We haven't a clue what we will do cos all we've got is beans

# Beans, beans, beans Beans, beans, beans

# Beans, beans, beans Beans, beans, beans

# Beans, beans, beans Beans! #

I'm a has been!

# Beans, beans, beans, beans... #

Mum, maybe they're magic beans!

Magic beans? Who has ever heard of magic beans?

AUDIENCE: Yes!

-Jack, go to your room!

-AUDIENCE: Oh!

But why?

Go. To. Your. Room!

But w...why?

Go!

AUDIENCE: Oh!

Daisy was all we had, now we have nothing.

Just these useless be...ans!

Oooh!

Hey!

Hello. Ha-ha!

My word, what a lot of tiddlers we've got in here today.

Now, what was that noise?

You know, I think I heard someone being louder than Raa Raa,

the Noisy Lion, eh?

Oh! Look at these beauties!

Wow! Look at these beans, aren't they crackers?

So, what's been going on, tiddlers, can you tell me?

Yeah. Listen, listen.

I know, Little Monster, I'm going to tell him.

Jack sold Daisy to Fair Deal Fred.

Instead of gold coins, he got a bag of beans,

so now Dame Trot and Jack and Jill have got nothing!

-So, Jack sold the cow?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

-And he didn't get any gold coins?

-AUDIENCE: No!

-So that means they've got nothing?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

Hey, but hang about, they haven't got nothing,

they've got these beans!

And I know what to do with beans, eh?

We need to find Compo. Right, where's Compo?

Compo, where are...? Hey, there he is.

Come on, Compo, come and say hello.

Here we go. Now, some compost from my compostarium, that should do it!

Ha-ha!

# Cos bit by bit and day by day... #

Here we go!

# Seeds grow in their special ways. #

Right.

# Lettuce, cabbage Barley and wheat

# Apples and strawberries Oh so sweet

# Pears, tomatoes, blackberries

# Cucumbers and popping peas

# Yes, now we know how things grow

# Yes, now we know how things grow! #

There we go.

Ha-ha, all done!

But hold on, park your parsnips, this is no good, is it?

No, cos Jack and Jill and Dame Trot, they need these beans straight away!

And we all know that things take time to grow, don't we?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

-So, what could we do?

Oh, I know, we could do with some special magic, couldn't we?

Do you know anybody that could help us out with some special magic?

AUDIENCE: Treetops!

Of course, Treetops.

Well, let's call for her after three, nice and loud.

-One, two, three...

-ALL: Treetops!

Hello, Mr Bloom! Boys and girls, you were right to call me.

We need some extra magic to help the Panto's story.

We need to use some big world magic

to help the beans grow tall.

Oh, but let me check with Tom which spell is the best.

Hello, Tom!

Hi, Treetops, Mr Bloom. Everyone.

-AUDIENCE: Hi!

-Hello, Tom. We need your help.

Which big world magic spell will help the beans grow tall?

You need the Grow, Grow, Grow spell.

-Look, I'll show you.

-Great!

Are you ready? AUDIENCE: Yes!

Tree Fu go!

Right, copy me. Into your spell pose.

Now squat down low like a frog.

Grow one arm up.

Grow the other arm up.

Now, wiggle your fingers and grow them up

the middle like you're a plant.

Growing up as tall as you can, up onto your tiptoes.

Now clap, say, "Grow, grow, grow,"

to send the magic to me.

ALL: Grow, grow, grow!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Look, the magic is working, the beans are growing!

Well, the beanstalk, it grew and it grew, and it didn't stop growing.

And by morning, the beanstalk stood taller than Oakley,

the old oak tree, and Baby Jake's windmill

put together, and that is very tall.

Aaaah!

Wow! What's this?

A huge beanstalk!

These beans were magic after all!

I wonder where it goes to.

It's going up very high into the sky, through a cloud

and all the way to who knows where.

I'm sorry, what should I do?

AUDIENCE: Climb it! Climb it? Shall I?

AUDIENCE: Yes!

Shall I? AUDIENCE: Yes!

All right, I'll do it. For Princess Nina!

AUDIENCE: Yay!

Here I go!

Wow! It goes up really high.

APPLAUSE

So Jack climbed the beanstalk, higher and higher through the sky,

until he arrived at a huge castle on a cloud.

Jack felt tiny as he approached the massive gates

and crept through.

Helloooooo!

Hellooooo!

Hell-o-o-o!

Hell-o-o-o!

Is anybody there?

Yes.

Whooo?

-Me!

-Oh, my goodness!

-What are you doing here?

-I should be asking you the same question.

I'm Jack and I just climbed up this huge beanstalk.

Oh, great! I could do with some beans to make a soup for the giant.

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I said, "I could do with some beans to make a soup for the giant."

The g-g-giant?

Oh, don't worry, he's not scary at all,

he's just really, really, really naughty.

-Naughty?

-Yeah. You know what?

One day I was in my kitchen minding my own business,

having a fruity flapjack, delicious,

and all of the sudden this big hand picked me up

-and plunked me down here.

-Why did he do that?

So I can cook for him.

-And I do, but it's not easy.

-Why, because he eats so much?

No, because I keep falling in the sauce pans.

Yeah, and look, I can't even lift the forks they're so heavy.

Wow! Everything here is so big. What is that?

-Oh, that is a big potato.

-I prefer the small potatoes.

Small potato, small potato, small potato, small potato!

Woo!

Creek!

-Shh.

-Hello, everyone!

Hello! Hello!

-Katie!

-Mr Maker!

-Hello.

-Giant? He's no taller than me.

Oh, he's not the giant, silly.

No, I am Mr Maker, I make games for the giant.

-Games?

-Yes, that's right. Today we played giant Snakes And Ladders.

Mr Maker, you must remember to put away the ladders!

-Well, at least I remembered to put away all the snakes.

-Ah!

-Snake!

Don't worry, it's only Sylvester, my pet.

Now, go on, Sylvester, off you go.

-That's better.

-Now, will you two help me?

I need to make a cake for the giant.

-He has had a lot of cake already.

-Has he? What has he had?

He has had chocolate cake, carrot cake, marmalade cake, fish cake.

-Then what did he have?

-Stomach ache!

-We'll make one for later then.

-I'll grab the sponge.

Wait, wait, wait!

-What have we got to do first?

-ALL: Wash our hands!

Let's wash our hands, everyone. Here we go.

# Roll up your sleeves Come on!

# Give your hands a wash with slippy-dippy soap

# Splish splash splosh

-# Have you done your hands?

-Towel!

# Washed and dried

# Sleeves rolled up Apron tied

# What can you do? Come on! I can cook! #

Yes! Fantastic! All right, who's ready to get messy?

# Messy, we're getting messy

# Very, very messy

# Here you go Messy all the time

# We're getting messy Getting messy, getting messy

-# Decorate the cake

-Come on!

# We're getting messy Decorate the cake

-# Very, very messy

-Decorate the cake

# We're getting messy Getting messier all the time

-# Squeeze the cream

-Getting the cream!

-# We're getting messy

-Squeeze the cream

-# Very, very messy

-Squeeze the cream.

# We're getting messy Getting messier all the time. #

-Lovely!

-When making a cake,

it's important to add lots of cream.

-Woo!

-What did you do?

-Your turn.

Oh, she is silly, you know, she's really silly.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-Put me back.

-I'll get you up.

Mr Maker!

Put the sponge on top. Get off!

That's it. No! The other way.

-# Could you hurry up?

-Very, very messy

# Hurry up

# Cos it's nearly time for tea! #

Here we go!

-# Hurry up!

-He's getting messy

-# Hurry up!

-Very, very messy

# Hurry up!

# Cos it's nearly time for tea! #

APPLAUSE

Ta-dah!

-Shall I take it up to the giant?

-No, no, no, I'll do that.

-Give it to me.

-What did you say?

-I said, give it to me.

-Shall I, boys and girls?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

What are you talking about? Give it to me!

OK.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Ew! Oh!

-Thump, thump, thump!

-Oh! Did you hear that?

It sounds like giant footsteps.

-Jack, Jack, you must hide.

-Hide?

-Yes, those footsteps are the giant,

now that means he is on his way.

If he sees you, he won't let you go home.

Yeah, yeah.

Fee-fi-fo-fummy, I smell something for my tummy.

AUDIENCE: Oh!

-Jack, get in there.

-Oh, yes. Wait...

Boys and girls, look, all the missing things from CBeebies.

Rebecca the harpist's harp, the hen, the King's gold.

-Teddington and Miss Mouse.

-The giant is coming! He is getting very close!

-Get in!

-I can't, there's no space.

Get behind it, but be quiet. We've got to keep the giant away.

Keep him away, keep him away...

Aaah!

Woo!

Fee-fi-fo-fummy,

if you think I'm big, you should see my mummy.

Ha-ha-ha! Oh, you're so funny, Your Extraordinarily Bigness.

I know.

How about we play outside, Your Hugeness?

Fee-fi-fo-fummy,

I'd rather stay in here and count my money.

-Ho-ho-ho!

-How about a song then?

-Yes.

# Oh the time has come to say good night

# To say sleep tight till the morning light. #

Zzzz...

Brilliant! Right, what can I take?

The harp, the King's gold

and not forgetting...

the hen for Princess Nina.

Cluck, cluck, cluck!

Fee-fi-fo-fummy, who is this cheeky chummy?

-Ah!

-Run for it, Jack!

-He went that way!

-That way!

-Which way?

-That way!

-This way?

-That way!

No, no, that way.

That way, that way, that way!

We did it! Well done.

-Come on, Mr Maker, let's make a run for it.

-Yes, let's go!

This way!

So, the giant chased after him,

but thanks to Mr Maker and Katie, Jack escaped!

ALL: Yay!

He slipped out of the castle,

slid down the beanstalk to find his family high and low for him.

Mum, Jill, quick, come and have a look at this!

Don't tell me, we've won the lottery!

Better than that!

Oh, not more beans!

Look, I found all the things taken from CBeebies.

A naughty giant had taken them.

A giant? What are you talking about? Have you bumped your head again?

-Fee-fi-fo-fum!

-Mum! What was that? Was that?

It was a giant, it's coming after me!

Quickly, Jack, chop down the beanstalk!

-Chop it down! Chop it down, Jack!

-Yes, get chopping.

Oh! Oh, I can't see a giant.

Wait a minute, I can't see any giant.

You're right, Jill, you're right. No, no, no, there is no giant.

Whooa!

AUDIENCE: Behind you!

No, there isn't.

AUDIENCE: Behind you!

Oh, no, there isn't.

AUDIENCE: Yes, there is!

Bang!

Oh, oh!

Fee-fi-fo-fummy,

I've hurt myself, I want my mummy.

-What a big baby!

-I'll get Dr Ranj!

Now, this is what happens when you are a naughty boy.

And you take things that don't belong to you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

# Be happy, be healthy and get well soon

# Hello! Be happy, be healthy and get well soon

# You, too!

# The doctor will tell you what is good for you

# Be happy, be healthy and get well soon. #

Oh, doctor, doctor, a giant fell from the sky.

Seems like a bit of a tall story to me.

Bang!

Well, all right, let me have a listen.

-Say ah.

-Ah.

-Say uh.

-Uh.

-Ah.

-Ah.

-Uh.

-Uh.

-Ah.

-Ah.

-Uh.

-Uh.

-Ah.

-Ah.

-Uh.

-Uh.

-Ah.

-Ah.

There's no time for that, why don't you help me

-with some of these bandages?

-Yes, I can help you.

Grab this. Come on, here we go, Jill, round we go.

-Be careful, now.

-Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

-Oh, it hurts.

-Well done, doctor.

Oh, yes. Oh, no, we're all knotted up!

My hen that lays golden eggs and Rebecca's magic harp!

-Who rescued these?

-AUDIENCE: Jack!

I did, Princess Nina.

-A naughty giant took them.

-A giant? There is no such thing as g... Oh!

-It's true, it was all my fault.

-That is very big of you.

I shouldn't have taken all the things that didn't belong to me.

Yes, you got too big for your boots.

Have you learned your lesson?

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, Jack, you are amazing!

AUDIENCE: Woo!

Well, so are you, Princess Nina.

Oh, excuse me, there is no time

for this icky ucky lovey dovey stuff.

-This is CBeebies. We are off to see King Justin!

-OK!

-Yes, this way.

No, that way. Here, this way. Thank you.

-I'll get this. Oh, sorry. Bye.

-Bye.

-Moo!

-Daisy?

-Daisy!

-Moo!

How lovely to see you.

Ha-ha-ha!

-AUDIENCE: Boo!

-Oh, boo, boo.

-Nice to see you again, Jack.

-Oh, nice to see you...

Wait just a minute!

-You tricked me.

-Me? Tricked you?

-Yes.

You gave me a bag of gold, but there was nothing in there but beans.

-You tricked me.

-Well,

because I'm Fair Deal Fred, I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll sell you Daisy the cow for a bag of gold.

What? Like this?

Yes! Ha, ha, ha!

Ooh! I'm rich, I'm rich. Oh, I am so rich.

Oh, no, you're not!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Ha, ha, ha!

-Jack the hero, hooray!

-AUDIENCE: Hooray!

Ha-ha!

Let's have a huge cheer for our hero Jack!

ALL: Yay!

-Thank you, Jack, you've freed us all!

-You're a hero, Jack!

Yes, you have saved everybody's day, Jack.

And now I shall give you my daughter's hand in marriage.

-Oh, yes.

-Thank you, Your Majesty.

And now I've got my magic harp back, we can have party music again!

ALL: Yay!

There's just one more thing to say, let's party!

# Whenever I'm in trouble and I don't know what to do

# My friends are always there to help me through... #

Come on, everyone!

# Together We can make everything good! #

Come on, everyone!

# Together The world will be as it should

# If we stick like glue Just think what we can do

# We could climb the highest mountain

# Raise our voices without shouting! #

Sorry, sorry.

# Together We found the things that we lost

-# Together

-We weren't bothered or bossed

# We will colour every rainbow and follow every dream

# Cos together we're a team!

-# Together

-Our story turned out well

-# Together

-You helped us with our spell

# Thank you all for being full of beans!

# With all of us together Our team would not be better

# Together We weren't bothered or bossed

# Together We found the things that we lost

# We will colour every rainbow and follow every dream

# Cos together we're a...

# Forever we're a... Whatever the weather

# We're a team!

Yeah!

APPLAUSE