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WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Course, I blame you for this, you know. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Christmas Eve and we're stranded. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Two first-class tickets to Rotherham and what do you show the inspector? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
-Two toffee papers and a wine gum. -It was a red one. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
We'll never make it to Granny Chuckle's Christmas charade party. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
I don't even know where we are. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
The sign says Little-Under-Standing. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
-No?! Well, I was practically brought up here. -No, you weren't. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
You were brought up in Rotherham. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
I know because I used to do your homework. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
-I've spent more time here than I can remember. -How long was that? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
-A couple of days. I put a safe in for Julian Halibut. -Who? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:07 | |
-Sounds a bit fishy to me. -He's an old friend of mine. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-Hey, we could spend Christmas with him. -You don't think he'd mind? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
-Course not. People used to say we were as thick as thieves. -Really? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
No mention of planks then? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Allow me. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
-Thank you. -My pleasure. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
I'm Barry and he's Paul. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
-Molly. -No, Paul. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
I've come all the way from the Windy City. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
-Blackpool? -Chicago, USA? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
-Down here for the Christmas holidays are you? -Yeah, for the concert. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
-At some grand house near here. -Oh, you're a musician? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
It's me and two other girls, we play jazz. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
That's unusual, for a girl. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Hey, get with it! It's 1929 after all. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
So, where's the rest of your swinging, cool combo? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
-They've been staying up in Scotland, studying heathers. -Heather's what? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
The plant, heather? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
-Of course. -Silly you. -Silly me. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-Well, it's been swell meeting you. -Yes, and you, too. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Here we are, Barry. Halibut Hall. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
"Top thief in town." | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Hello there! Shop! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
-Paul. Paul. -Ah, Butler. We've come to spend Christmas | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
with my old friend Julian Halibut. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
What a shame, sir. I regret that Mr Halibut has left the country. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:51 | |
Good day, sirs. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
Just a minute. Who lives here now? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
The house is currently occupied by his nephew, sir. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Young Raef. I've not seen him since he was so high. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Go and inform him that Mr Chuckle and Mr Chuckle are here. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
Very well, sir. I'll inform him of your presence. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Oh, we haven't brought presents. Bit of a surprise visit, you see. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
RUMBLING | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-What was that? -It'll be the central heating. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Oh. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
Or the ghost. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
-Eh? -Was it a watery, bubbly sort of sound? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
-No. -That'll be the ghost then. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Ooh. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
Mirror, mirror, look at me | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Raef Halibear is what you see | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
Handsome, witty and so charming | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
With a teddy, so disarming. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
That's you, my precious. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
Ahem. Sorry to interrupt, sir. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Some old friends have come to visit. Knew your Uncle Julian. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
Mr and Mr Chuckle? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Hey, Barry. Look at this. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
It says here there's a jewel thief about. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
He's known as the White Glove. According to this, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
he makes friends with posh people, finds the best pickings, | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
then steals them from under their nose. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Eww! Steals the pickings from under their noses? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-No wonder he wears gloves. -We'll have to keep an eye out. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
Young Raef is the exact type of person he'd be looking for. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Old friends, eh? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
What would you have me tell them, sir? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
-Get rid of them. Make up some excuse. -Very good, sir. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
-Come on. -Yeah, but... | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
-Ahem. -Ah, there you are. Where's Mr Raef? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
I regret, sir, Mr Raef cannot speak to you. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
-He's partaking of a bath. -Ah, well. Never mind. We'll wait. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-But... -Da-da-da-da-da! -Very well, sir. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Hmm. Very pretty. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Shoddy workmanship. See to that, Barry. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-Chives, have they gone? -Is that you, Raef? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
Oh, they're in the grand hall, sir. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
Don't forget your bear. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
-Good afternoon. -He-he-hello, Raef. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-You got dressed quick, didn't you? -What? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Don't you remember me? Paul? Uncle Julian's friend. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
You were only a nipper, but you've not changed. Except for your beard. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
-I don't have a beard. -No, but you did when you were nine, what? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
Actually, you have changed slightly. Your hair's a lot darker | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
-and your nose has changed shape. -I'd like to chat... -Me too. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
But I have to look after the...dooh-dah. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
-Don't worry about Barry, I'll sort him out. -I have things to do. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
-For the concert tonight. -Another one! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
-You carry on, we'll make ourselves at home. -No! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Chives will show you the door. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
No thanks, we've already seen it. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
-Hey, steady. -Toodle pip. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
Now, look here, you two. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
I don't know what your game is, but the last thing I need | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
is any more thieves in here. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Thieves? How dare you! Tell him, Barry. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Case proved, I think. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
-I can explain. -I'm giving you two the old heave-ho. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:18 | |
-The old heave-ho? -Heave... | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Ho! -Ho! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Hey! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
-Did you see that newspaper article? -About the robber? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
-The White Glove? -Yes, and you see what the butler is wearing? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-White gloves. -You don't think he's the jewel thief? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
-Well, he admitted it. As good as. -How'd you work that out? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Well, it's obvious. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Chives said he didn't want any more thieves in here. Any MORE thieves. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:54 | |
-Ah! So what we gonna do? -There's only one thing we can do. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:59 | |
Remember the family motto. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
A Chuckle always stands by his friends, through thick and thin. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
-No matter how hard they try to get away. -Exactly. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Now, Chives. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
The concert tonight - I've got a rather important personage coming. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
-I don't want any more upsets. -I understand perfectly, sir. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:19 | |
The white gloves approach. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
White gloves. Yes. Yes, I like the sound of that. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
TELEPHONE RINGS Excuse me, sir. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Come on, Barry. We've got to get back inside. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure of it. The robbery's tonight. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
'Just leave it to me.' | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
I won't let anything get in the way of our plans. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
I say! What are you coves still doing here? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
Raef! I've got something to tell you about...Chives. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
Ah, yes. Where is that man? Chives! Chives! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
-Keep your grubby hands off! -Sorry. He's very nice. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Nice?! He's priceless! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
The most valuable thing I own. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Priceless? Did you say priceless? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Absolutely. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Now, Chives. Deal with these...gentlemen. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:34 | |
-Heave... -Ho! -Ho! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
So, that's it. Chives is out to steal Raef's priceless bear. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:47 | |
-Have you got a plan? -No, I've run out of ideas. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Really? You're not saying that to cheer me up? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
GRAVEL CRUNCHES | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Oh, bother. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
-Allow me. -Oh, thank you. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Hey, it's you, what are you doing here? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
-This is where Paul's friend lives. -No way. This is where I'm playing! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Oh, jazz is just so tickety-boo! But what are you guys doing out here? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:13 | |
Well, there's been a bit of a misunderstanding. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
We're searching for the notorious jewel thief, the White Glove. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
-We got thrown out. Twice. -Jewel thief? How thrilling! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
And is this thief gonna steal all your friend's jewels? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
-No, his teddy bear. -His teddy bear, that's all? -It's very valuable. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
The most valuable thing he owns. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
-Well, if there's anything I can do... -Yeah, thanks, Molly. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
-Where's the rest of your band? -They haven't shown up, | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
so I guess I'll be on my lonesome. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Such a shame, I've got all of their dresses in my trunk. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Ahem. The band has arrived, sir. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
-Hi, I'm Molly and these are my sisters... -Holly. -And Dolly. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:02 | |
Golly! Well, it's absolutely corking to meet you all. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
-I've read so much about you, Molly. -You have? -Rather! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
-All your family are musical, what? -No, my brother Wally makes brollies. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:15 | |
Gosh! Well, they all sound very jolly. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
-Now we're here, what we gonna do? -Firstly, we've got to get Chives | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
to confess his plan. This calls for someone with tact and diplomacy. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
-I'll see if I can find somebody. -Ye... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Come on. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Lovely place you have here, Mr Chives. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Indeed, Mr Raef is very proud of his family seat. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
All the furniture's nice, actually. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-Mr Raef must be a very rich man. -Sadly not. He has the house, | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
-but nothing else of value. -Oh, come now. That teddy bear looks valuable. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:52 | |
Only to him. Between you and me, ladies, | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
it's just a cheap stuffed toy. PLANE OVERHEAD | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Isn't that rather low? | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
-Sorry, but it's the truth. -Excuse us. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Listen, if that teddy's not worth anything, | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
what is Chives planning to steal? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
-Something else in the house? -There's nothing else of value here. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
Something one of the guests is bringing? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
No. I'll tell you what it will be. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Something one of the guests is bringing. Ha-ha! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
-We'll have to keep a good eye out tonight. -OK. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Now, about this concert. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
You're right. We'll not be able to watch and play. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
But I might just have the very thing. This way. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
AEROPLANE ENGINE CAN STILL BE HEARD Wow! That is some neat flying! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
Coming in to land. Well, couldn't have chosen a better place. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
There isn't a tree around for miles. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
CRASH! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
-Except that one. -Most intriguing. There's no-one in it. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
What? No pilot?! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Shame. With flying like that, I'd have invited him to my party. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:55 | |
Oh! Splendid, I'd be pleased to accept. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Gertie Gigglesworth. Pilot, aviator and all round good egg. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
'Scuse me dropping in unannounced. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Bailed out when things got a bit sticky. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
A bit of technical trouble with the thingamajig whatsitsname. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
The pressure gauge? The rev counter? The tachometer? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
No, the wings. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
And of all the houses in the village, you dropped in on this one. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
Yes, that's about the size of it. You must be Molly. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
Gee... How do you know that? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Uh, lucky guess. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Now, I don't suppose there's anywhere for a girl to freshen up? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
-Of course. Chives? -Oh, don't bother. Navigated the Amazon solo, | 0:12:34 | 0:12:39 | |
so I'm sure I can find a bedroom, what? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
It's lucky I brought this with me. It's the latest thing. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
It takes silent movies. We'll hide it in the Christmas tree, | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
and if Chives does anything suspicious, we've got it on film. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
Whereabouts on the tree? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
At the top. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
I can't get up there without a step... | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
..stepladder. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Don't suppose you brought any safety equipment? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Well remembered. Just in case you fall on me head. Now, off you go. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Now, look here. I dunno what your game is, but I do know | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
you ain't what you say you are. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Ooh, steady! You'll have the whole thing down. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
-Done it. -Simple. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
-Oh! -Oh! Oh! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
-Told you. -Perhaps no-one will notice. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Luckily, I brought this with me. Here, take this end of the rope | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
and tie it to the top of the tree. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
-To you. -To me. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
-Tie it on there. -What are you gonna do? -I'll throw this end up | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
over the chandelier and hoist up the tree. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
-Done it. -Ready! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
-To me. -Whoa! -To you. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
-To me. -Wo-ho! -To you. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
-To me. -No, steady! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Now, hop it. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
Hop it?! Hop it?! Is that the way you address a major | 0:14:29 | 0:14:34 | |
of the Women's Legion of Motor Drivers and Civilian Subordinates? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
I'm sorry but I'm afraid it's time for the old heave-ho. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
-Heave... -Ho! -Wah! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Gertie Gigglesworth. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
-Looks like I've underestimated you. -Right. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
What-ho! You with the band? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Gertie Gigglesworth. Just met Molly earlier. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
You must be her ugly sisters. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Looking forward to hearing you play. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Paul, about the concert. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
-I don't think we're gonna get away with it. -Nonsense! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Just need a bit of practice. Nip up to Molly's room, | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
find an instrument then find somewhere private. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
What are you gonna do? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
I'm gonna track down Raef, find out how many people he's invited. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
RUMBLING | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Oh. Ghosts! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Ooh! | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
Oh! I must be going off the old trolley, what? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
-Wrong room. -And wrong trunk. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Sorry. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
BANGING | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Ooh! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
Right, somewhere private. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
That should do. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Must tell Barry. Must tell Barry. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
EUPHONIUM PLAYS | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
-Just a bit of a blockage. -EUPHONIUM PLAYS | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
You couldn't get me a large wire brush, could you? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Thank you. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Barry! Barry! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
-Barry? -It's a nickname. Isn't that right, Holly? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:49 | |
Yes, that's right. I always call me sister Barry. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Ever since Rotherham Boys' School. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Um, well, I'll have to... Excuse me. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Rotherham Boys' School? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
EUPHONIUM PLAYS | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
That should do nicely. Thank you very much. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Now, for Gertie Gigglesworth. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
RUMBLING | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
-What was that? -I didn't hear anything. -You must have heard that! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:16 | |
It's probably the wind. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Or the ghost. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
Ooh! I'm... I'm gonna go get my wrap. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
It's suddenly getting very chilly. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Hurry back. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
I thought I might find you here. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
-Come to apologise, have you? -As a matter of fact, yeah. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
-Ah. -The way you chucked me out the door, | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
there's only once place you'd learn that. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Oh, you know it, do you? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
I think you and I are in the same line of business. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
-Oh! Hi, a party! -I was just going. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
-We'll talk more. -Yes, I shall enjoy that. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Hey, you're not going to the party dressed like that, are you? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
-Let me see if I can find you something. -No need. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Always come prepared, that's my motto. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
Wow, I never would have known! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Well, things aren't always what they seem, are they, Molly? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
-I beg your pardon, ma'am? -You see, I know who you are. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
The gig, as they say, is up. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
-EUPHONIUM PLAYS -Hurry up! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
Do you mind? I'm halfway through a sonata! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Oh, I'm so... What?! Get out here! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
You'll never guess what that idiot Raef's done. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Only gone and invited the whole village. The WHOLE village! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
I mean, Chives could be planning to rob any one of them. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-Or none of them. -What do you mean? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
-What if Chives isn't the White Glove? -Oh, he is, all right. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
I identified him. Besides, if it's not him, who could it be? Molly? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
You? Me? Raef, even? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
-Gertie. -Don't be stupid. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
-I saw her acting suspiciously in Molly's room. -No. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Chives is the White Glove all right. There's no doubt about it. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
We've got to work out what he's going to steal. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
MUFFLED JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Is that it? The whole village? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
It's not a very large village, miss. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Oh, bother, not again! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
-Allow me. -A very nice necklace, if I may say? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
The diamonds look particularly valuable. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
I guess. Three or four million dol... | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
# La-da-da-da-da-da! # | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
I love that song. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
-Dollars?! -So I've been told. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Very interesting, what? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
Very interesting indeed, sir. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Come on, everybody. Let's get this old party started. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
So, that's it. That's what the White Glove's after. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
-The necklace. -We've got to warn Molly. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Molly! We've got to talk. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
It's about your necklace. It's what the White Glove's after. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
-No! -But I've got a way of catching him red-handed. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
Just watch for my signal. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Yeah, but what's the plan? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
-Ah... -Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Molly, Holly and Dolly. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:14 | |
THEY PLAY TUNELESSLY | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
-Good night. -Thank you. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
-Well, I think that went rather well. -Most satisfactory. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
I say, I've never seen the euphonium played like that before. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
I suggest we all turn in. It's only a little while till midnight | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
and we don't want to be awake when Santa arrives, what? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Oh! No, not again! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
I am so fed up with these diamonds. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
-Why don't you give them to me to look after? -Da-da-da, no! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Tell you what, I'll put them on here until the morning. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:03 | |
Do you think they'll be safe there? Anyone could find them. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Oh, no, they'll be fine there, won't they? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Yes, there's only us here, isn't there? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
She's right. Come on, everybody. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Bed time. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
Sleep well. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
RUMBLING | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
RUMBLING | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
That's better. Now all we've got to do is wait for the White Glove | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
to come and steal the jewels. We'll catch him red-handed. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
-Ooh! -Didn't you bring any provisions? -No. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
You're gonna be hungry by breakfast. There's not enough here for two. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
WOMAN SCREAMS | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Typical. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
The ghost! I saw the ghost! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
Eh? No, you'll be having a bad dream, that's all. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
-Do you really think so? -Yes, there's nothing there, look. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:19 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Leave this to us. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
I'm just being silly. I'll go back to bed. Just being silly. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:33 | |
-They're gone. -It's Gertie. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
Gotcha! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
There you are, Barry. I told you it was her. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
What? Holly? Dolly? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
-What's happened to your hair? -We'll explain later. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
-Now, where did you put the jewels? -Here in the safe. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Where no-one can steal them. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
And you've got some explaining to do in the morning. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Ooh! | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Well, that's that, then. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Don't be stupid. I told you, I put the safe in. I know the combination. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
The most important date this century. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
-The year Rotherham United were formed? -Exactly. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
BOTH: 1925. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Right. Now to reset the bait. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
-Don't forget the light. -Right. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Ooh! Wait, wait! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
I knew it wasn't Gertie, anyway. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
It was obvious that Chives was the White Glove. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
Chuckle and Chuckle. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
How'd they get back in here? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
CREAK | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
-What was that? -Just a floorboard creaking. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
No, I don't think we're alone. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
There's someone else in this room. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Or someTHING else. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
Don't be stupid. If it puts your mind at rest, we'll have a look. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:52 | |
See? Nobody here. And nobody's touched the diamonds. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
-Gotcha! -Ooh! -Oh! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
Da-da-da-da-da! Why are we running? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
-You're the robber. -I'm the robber? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
There you are. Instant confession. Consider this a citizen's arrest. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
-Barry, handcuffs. -Do you know who I am? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
Yes, you're the notorious jewel thief, the White Glove. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Has anyone ever told you that you are an incompetent ignoramus? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:19 | |
It's too late with the flattery now. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
I am Detective Chief Superintendent Chives of Scotland Yard. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
So you're not the White Glove? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
No. But I know who is. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
BOTH: Who? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
-Priceless. -Raef? Raef's the White Glove? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
I knew it all along. Come on. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Six weeks I've been working undercover as a butler | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
and all for nothing. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:53 | |
Ah, come on out, Raef. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
The game's up. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
You two bounders! What are you still doing here?! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Hand over the diamonds, Raef. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Or should I say, White Glove? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
How ridiculous. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
I haven't got anything. Search me if you like. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
He's right. He hasn't got them. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Just a stuffed toy, eh? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
-Well, I'll be toddling along now, then. -Paul. -Ah! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
Hold it right there, you! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Do you know I've got a gold medal for boxing? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
-And I've got a truncheon. -Thought I'd come and see what all the noise was. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
That just leaves you then. I should mention I'm an expert in judo, | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
-kung fu, ju-jitsu... -No, thanks. He doesn't like Chinese food. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:41 | |
Yes, I admit it. I'm the White Glove. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
I've been after those diamonds for years. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
When I realised that Molly would be wearing them at the concert, | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
I just couldn't resist. Jolly as this is, | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
it's time I left. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Now! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:56 | |
CRASH | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
Oh, I want my teddy. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Well done, lads. I'll take care of him now. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Just being silly. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
-BANGING -Just being silly. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
BANGING CONTINUES | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Only question now is where's the real Raef? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
WOMAN SCREAMS | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Young Raef! | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
HE MUMBLES | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
I beg your pardon? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
It can't be you! | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
-Golly! -Molly! | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Oh, how jolly! | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
Don't start that again. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Take him down the nick, lads. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Happy Christmas, everyone! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
-Crackers, eh? -Well, only some of us. Holly and Dolly, indeed! | 0:26:57 | 0:27:02 | |
I'm so grateful to you for bringing us together. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
What? You and Raef? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:07 | |
Yeah, we're to be married! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Aww, love at first sight, eh? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
-Not quite. -We met years ago. In a jazz club in New York. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:16 | |
-I play sax. -I don't know. Real Raef a secret saxophonist. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Pretend Raef the secret White Glove. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Chives secretly from Scotland Yard. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
And you two secretly not ladies! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
-At least you're what you seem. -Ah, well. Sorry, not exactly. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:33 | |
-Eh? -I'm actually from the Chicago Detective Agency. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Molly's dad hired her to bring her home. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
That's where we're off to, to formally announce our engagement. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
Congratulations! That's wonderful! | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Barry, lucky I was here. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
My brilliance has saved the day and stopped a major robbery. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
-I don't know how I do it. -Neither do I. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
Granny Chuckle's Christmas charades party, here we come. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
Here, Paul. What's this? | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
Sleeping Beauty. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:00 | |
How'd you know that?! | 0:28:00 | 0:28:01 | |
You always do that. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:02 | |
-No, I don't. -Yes, you do. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:03 | |
-OK, then. What's this? -Sleeping Beauty Two. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
-How did you know that? -You always do that, as well. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
-No, I don't. -Yes, you do. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:10 |