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# Chucklevision! # | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
Oh! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
Oh! Ha-ha! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
One new dance floor, as requested. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Haven't you done well? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
It's just a pity the flood ruined the old one. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
-Yes, but plumbing's not our forte. -No. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Or our 39 for that matter. Would you like to give it a twirl? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Oh! There's no time for that - we have to put the finishing touches on | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
before Dame Alice can open for business. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Oh, yes, we're hosting the area dance championships. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
If our top students could win, the school perhaps will survive. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
DOORBELL RINGS That'll be them now. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
Come on, we need to put the polish on here. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
You mix it and put it on, I'll get the polishing machine. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
-Whatever you do, make sure you follow the instructions. -I will. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
Right, let's have a look. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
"First remove the lid..." | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Oh! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
"Drop in a bucket of water." | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Oh! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Ah! You must be Dame Alice's two top students. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Great things are expected of you two, you know. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-If you need any advice at all, don't hesitate to ask. -You? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Oh, yes, I'm no stranger to the old ballroom dancing. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Paul, Paul, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
I've run out of polish and the floor's only half done. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
You can't have done. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
There should have been plenty in that tin. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Hope you followed the instructions, or the floor would be dangerous... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Ah! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
Ooh! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
Help me up. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
Ooh! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
"Drop in bucket." | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
That's what I did. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-"Put one..." -Put one what? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
"..drop of polish in a bucket of water." | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
You've gone and put all the polish on one spot. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Can't we get some more? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
What? And make the whole floor dangerous? I don't think so. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-We'll have to get this off and start again. -How? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
We'll need a sander. I'll get one. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
What shall I do? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
You've done enough. Stay here and make sure nobody else comes in. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
Morning. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
BALLROOM MUSIC PLAYS | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-Barry! -What? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
WHOA! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Oh! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
Ow! Ooh! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Hang on! I know. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Here we go. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
That's it. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
OH! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Got the sander. Now to get the polish off. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
What's happened here? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
We fell on your floor, that's what happened. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
-What are we going to do? -We could try ice. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Don't you think the floor is slippy enough? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
-I mean for the sore bits - it works for penguins. -What? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
-You don't see many penguins with sprained ankles. -He has a point. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
When I want your medical opinion, I'll ask for it. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Quite right. Come on, we've got work to do. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
I don't think it's anything serious. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
De-de-de! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Leave that to me and come here. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
Why can't I do it? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Because we don't want any more unfortunate incidents. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
-Oh, dear! -Call us an ambulance. -You're an ambulance. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
Thanks to you I'm in plaster and my students are in casualty | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
with no hope of taking part in the competition, never mind winning. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
The least we can do is finish the job. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
What? Demolish the place? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
You may as well - I'll probably have to close now anyway. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
I had such high hopes for this year. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Close? Never! Barry got you in this trouble, we'll help you out. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
-How? -Barry and I will represent you in the competition | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
and, what's more, we'll win it. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Come on, Barry, we need costumes for the occasion. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Should I be worried? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
No need, I'll worry for both of us. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Very nice. Will you come on? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
No way! I'm not doing it! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Think of poor Dame Alice - she'll have to shut up shop. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
It's not a shop - it's a dancing school. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
I'm not doing it, so there. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
OK, be it on your own head. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
I just hope she understands. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
I'll explain it slowly, so she does. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
There you are, boys! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
-Dame Alice, there's something I want to tell you. -No. Me first. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
I can't tell you how much this means to me. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
I thought I was on my own, then you two step forward and offer to help. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
Oh! Forgive me, you wanted to say something? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Only, it's our pleasure. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
That's very kind. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Now, let's see what you can do. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Nothing too ambitious. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
What about the slippery floor? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Don't worry, I've stuck sandpaper to the soles of our shoes. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
That way, we can scrub the polish off while we go. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
What a good idea. Right, positions. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
BALLROOM MUSIC PLAYS | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Don't forget to smile! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Faster, faster! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
UPBEAT MUSIC | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Chins up! TANGO MUSIC | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
OK. I think we'll go ahead. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
You two are now our official entrants to the ballroom dancing championship! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:32 | |
-Lovely! You won't regret it! -I sincerely hope not. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
You are up against Rodney and Davina Quickfoot of the R&D school. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:40 | |
-They never lose. -There's a first time for everything! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
They run the other school in town and they want me out of business. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Well, we'll soon see about that. After you, Barry. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
There is a first time for everything! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-Rodney, Davina. This is... -I'm Paul Chuckle. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-Delighted to meet you. -Who you are is of no significance to me. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
I'm here to win the competition, not make friends. Let's get on, | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-shall we? -Charming! -Winning has gone to his head. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
Gone to his head, has it? Right. This is one year he won't win. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
-Come on, Barry. -Gentlepersons, take your positions! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:27 | |
JIVE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
-They're very good. -They are, aren't they? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-Remember what Grandma said. -You should've been in bed hours ago. -No! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
"When you're challenged, stick your nose against the grindstone." | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
-That explains her flat nose. -Exactly. We'll show 'em. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:01 | |
How did we do? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Paul and Barry have 27! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Rodney and Davina have 24, so the winner is couple number 10, | 0:08:30 | 0:08:36 | |
-Paul and Barry! -Hey-hey! Great. Can we get the trophy | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
-and go home now? -You can't do that! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
There are another two rounds. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
-Eh? -Haven't you ever taken part in a competition before? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-Yes. Rotherham's Bonniest Baby. -And he came third! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
I think I'll win it next time. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
-I was impressed with your jive. -Thank you very much! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
I apologise, and say, "May the best man win." | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-What do you say? -Absolutely. He's not so bad after all, Barry. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Take your partners for the quickstep! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Ooooooh! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
-Aaagh! -BANGING AND CRASHING | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
-Are you OK? -I think I've pulled something. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
-Probably this table! -Help me up, will you? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
Ooh! I need to get back in there, quick! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
And Rodney and Davina have 27. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
-Just a minute! -What now? -You can't score that, we weren't here! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Yes, they can. We finished while you were rearranging furniture! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
I'm afraid the score has to stand. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
This round to Rodney and Davina. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
The next round will decide the championship! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
And that means we've won. He can't compete with an injury, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
not that he's much competition! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
-Let's practise our speech. "It gives me great pleasure..." -Oh, well. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
Oh, well, nothing! If I can't compete, do it on your own! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Can't do that. All competitors have to have partners. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
He's right! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-That's it, then. -That's it, nothing! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Would you give us a few minutes, please? Come on. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Now, due to my unfortunate injury, I can't dance. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
-And you have to have a partner, right? -Right. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
But nothing says it has to be living, right? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
-I'm not dancing with a skeleton! -Don't have to. Dummy. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
I beg your pardon?! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
Dummy! Ha ha! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
There you go. Just call it Harold and keep smiling. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-Well? -Fine, thanks. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
I mean, well, where is she? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
TANGO MUSIC PLAYS | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
There! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Who's she dancing with? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Whoever it is moves very well. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
Lovely mover! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Come on, Davina, we're going to put a stop to this. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
Foul! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Barry? Barry? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
-Oooh! -After them, Davina! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
Oh! Ooooh! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Ooooooh! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
Ooooh! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
Ooooh! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
-MUSIC STOPS -That's enough of that! | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Rodney and Davina score... | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
27 points! | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
-Barry and... -Harold. -..Harold score... | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
28 points! | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
And the winners are Barry and Harold! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:22 | |
-We've won! I knew we could do it! -WE?! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
-Dame Alice's academy is safe. -For the time being. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Come on, Davina, let's get our coats. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Ooh! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
I can't thank you enough! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
No thanks are necessary. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
-Perhaps a small ta. -All there's left to do is give you your trophy. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
-I'll get it. -Ah-teh-teh-teh! Let's do this properly, Barry. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
-Get the red carpet! -Oh! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
There you are. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
We hope you get all the students you can handle. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Oh, thank you for that. And I want you to know, | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
you'll always have a special place in my heart. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
Oooh, tidy up before you go. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Ahh! It's a shame they don't get on, really. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
-To us? -To us. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
Aaaaaagh! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
-CRASH! -Oh dear, oh dear! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
-THEY ALL GROAN -Oops! -Oops! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
You know what you said about them not getting on? They're closer now! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
Call us another ambulance! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
-You're another ambulance! -Oh! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Quickstep, I think! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
-What shall I do? -I'll have to get a sanding machine! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
-I shouldn't say "What shall I do"! -You ask me after that! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
I've got to put the finishing touches on so Miss...Miss... | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
-Miss? -Dame Miss Alice! -Miss Alice. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 2007 | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 |