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# Silent night | 0:00:29 | 0:00:35 | |
# Holy night | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
# All is calm... # | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
'Twas the night before Christmas | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
When all through the house | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
Not a creature was stirring | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Not even a mouse. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
The stockings were hung on the chimney with care | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
In hope that St Nicholas soon... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Be quiet! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
I spent all day hunting cats... | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
HE SPITS | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
..and I need to rest. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Well, you should have taken the day off, Carlos. It is Christmas! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
I don't do days off! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Whoa! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
Forget about Christmas Eve, more like Cross-Mouse Eve! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Cross-Mouse Eve! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Do you get it? Cos Christmas... | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
No? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
BOOK BANGS SHUT | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
(Sorry.) | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
BAUBLE CRUNCHES | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
My friends... | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
I am sorry for everything. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
I bid you this final farewell. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
I shall miss you all. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
DOOR CREAKS | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
WIND BLOWS | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Now that's how you make an entrance. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
-Merry Christmas, brother! -Shh! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
You'll wake the others. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
They'll get over it. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Now brace yourself. I'm coming in for a big Christmas hug. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Esme, wait, I have something... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
I've missed you, Gabe. I can't wait to spend Christmas with you. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
I fear you may have had a wasted visit. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
There will be no Christmas for me. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
-I am going. -Going crazy? Going to the toilet? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Going...? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Oh... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
You're not leaving again? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
I have done something terrible. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
I have... | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
I have ruined Christmas. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
How did you manage that? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
It all began yesterday. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
On Christmas Eve. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
# On the fourth day of Christmas My true love sent to me | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
# Four calling birds | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
# Three French hens | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
# Two turtle doves | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
# And a partridge in a pear tree | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
# On the fifth day of Christmas My true love sent to me | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
# Five gold rings | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
# Four calling birds Three French hens | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
# Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
# On the sixth day of Christmas My true love sent to me | 0:04:01 | 0:04:06 | |
# Six geese a-laying Five gold rings | 0:04:06 | 0:04:11 | |
# Four calling birds Three French hens | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
# Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
# On the seventh day of Christmas My true love sent to me | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
# Seven swans a-swimming | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
# Six geese a-laying | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
# Five... | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
# golden rings! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
# Four birds are calling... # | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
And at number three it's the French hens... | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Coming in at number two, turtle doves. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Our numero uno weirdest present of all time is... | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
a partridge in a pear tree. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Seriously? Who gives someone a partridge in a tree for Christmas? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Plus, how do we beat that next Christmas? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
A vulture in a rosebush? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
Pigeons in a rubber plant? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-Penguin in a hedge? -Well, that's our list. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Why not text or e-mail us | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
with the weirdest present you've ever received? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Up next, some more cast-iron Christmas classics. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Bang out some Christmas bells, booya! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
JINGLE: 'BOGMOOR FM!' | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Ahh... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
It's good to be back in chilly Bogmoor for Christmas this year. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Yeah, couldn't imagine having Christmas somewhere hot. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Sweat or snow? No competition. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Try building a sweat man. Not easy. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Ugh, gross. I'd rather not think about that, thanks. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
You know, the thing I missed most was definitely Christmas carols. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
You can't beat a bit of tradition. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
What are those? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
These? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
These are Balinese skull amulets. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
They ward off evil spirits. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Mwa-ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-I got them from... -Let me guess, Bali? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
The internet. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Well, they're not very Christmassy. Got anything else? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Erm... | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
-CLATTERING -Oh! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
Luminous penguins! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Now you're talking! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
It's Christmas! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
Wow, someone's excited. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Dude, this is my first Christmas since the '70s. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
That's 40-odd Christmases I missed out on. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
I want everything I never got. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Go on, read it. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
OK, so you want... | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
I want... | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
-Space hoppers... -(Space hoppers!) | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Catapults... | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
-Spud guns... -Spud guns! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
I'm not sure whether this stuff is still around. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Most of it sounds lethal. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Chill out, grandad boring! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Nobody in the '70s ever got hurt by any of this stuff. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Says the dead girl. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Hey! Got us these. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
-Should be able to fit it all in there. -Ooh... | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Why are they so smelly? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
I don't know. I found them in an old chest. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
Maybe they belonged to a giant with stinky feet. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Festive greetings, Master Dylan, Lady Leonie! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
Yo, Gabriella! How's the cooking going? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
So far, so good. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
I put the turkey in early | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
to avoid a repeat of last year's undercooked fiasco. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
-I thought the turkey was going to get up and run away. -Yeah. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-Would you care for a mince pie? -Don't mind if I do. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
The secret ingredient is minced turkeys' necks. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
-With vinegar. -Oh! -DYLAN SPLUTTERS | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-Urgh... -Hey, Gabester. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Would you mind washing our Christmas stockings for us? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
It would be my pleasure. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
I will have them smelling piney-fresh and clean | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
for the big day. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Toodle-pip. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Ugh... | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-RICH: -Coming up, we announce the winners | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
of our "design a sandwich at Christmas" competition. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Looks like Jimmy's started judging that one as I speak. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
-Christmas punch? -Whoa! Oh! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
What have you done?! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
-RADIO DISTORTS -I'll give you a Christmas punch! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Gabe, you can't just pop up in the middle of a show! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
It was an accident! I wish to spread my Christmas cheer! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Make like some butter and spread yourself somewhere else. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
The village was relying on us to give them Christmas joy. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-I didn't mean to... -Seriously, mate, just get lost. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Yeah, before you do more damage. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
-GABE SIGHS -I am sorry. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Oh, come on, have some dignity. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Ooh! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Oh, ooh! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
HE BLOWS FRANTICALLY | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
The turkey! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Yo, Gabriella. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Did you, um... manage to wash our stockings? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Of course, Lady Leonie. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
-I believe they have just finished. -Wicked. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Thanks, Gabe. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
Massive Christmas present stash, here we come! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
What have you done? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
We're not going to be able to fit any Christmas presents in there. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
Unless we want nothing for Christmas except a tiny bean. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Or a thimble. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
Or a subatomic particle. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Perhaps if I wash them again | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
they will revert back to their former size. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Washing machines don't work like that, Gabe. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Thanks, Gabe. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Thanks a lot(!) | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
If we get nothing for Christmas, I'm holding you responsible. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:19 | |
Even if I do say so myself - wow. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Like, majorly epic wowbombs. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
I should think so after six hours decorating this place. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
The boys are going to love it. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
I've got a really good feeling about Christmas this year. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Goodness! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
You have done a most remarkable job. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
-What a transformation. -Thanks, Gabe! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Only one thing left to do now, | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
-putting the star on the top of the tree. -Oh... | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Would you perchance permit me the honour? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
Erm, well...I sort of promised Jimmy he could do it. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
He'll get over it. Here you go, Gabe. Be our guest. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Thank you. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
Er, now...be careful, Gabe. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
OK, easy... | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Gabe! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Be careful! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
Oh! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Oh! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
Sorry... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
Oh! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
I... | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
KAIT SIGHS | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
Six hours' work! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
I just wanted to help. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
Oh, you've helped, all right, helped ruin Christmas. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Yeah, nice job(!) | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
GABE SIGHS | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
So you're going to give up because you made a few mistakes? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-Big deal! -This is more than a few mistakes, sister. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
We know how important Christmas is to our friends. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Stop being such a drama queen! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Everyone messes up. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Well, except me, but I'm perfect. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
It just seems I can never get anything right. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
You know, you're such a buzzkill. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
"I'm the ghost of Christmas moping about feeling sorry for myself." | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
With good reason. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Sometimes I wish I had never existed. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Whoa, careful, brother of mine! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
Wishes around Christmas tend to come true. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
If only this one would. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
Fine. You've asked for it. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
How are you doing that? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
Ghosts get a few new tricks this time of year. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
It's about time you found out just how important you are. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Remember this? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
-So, that's all we have time... -That's all we have... | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
-Time for... -Time... | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Are you going to say it? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
I don't even know where we are now, I'm lost. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
-Basically, bye, Bogmouth.. -No, Bogmoor, Bogmoor FM? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Bog... | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
-FEEDBACK SQUEALS -Ow! -Ooh! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
-What was you doing? -This is your radio station. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
I'm not going to lie, Jimmy, but I was en pointe. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
-I was there! -No, you got your lines wrong! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
You didn't even know what you were saying! It was your fault! | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
I remember this. It was last year, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
the day Masters Rich and Jimmy staged their first radio show. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-That was a disaster. -What an embarrassment. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
If I wasn't wearing these slick garms, | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
you'd see that I'm red from the ankles up. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
I don't think we're cut out to be DJs. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
We might as well forget it and find something else to do with our time. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
That was amazing. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
I've just been listening on the radio-phoney-and-visiony device. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
You were... What is it? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
Swagger... | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Licious? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
No Gabe, it was more like fail-icious. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
You sounded spectacular to me. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-You are going to be stars. -Yeah, shooting stars. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
-The ones that crash and burn. -Yeah, we're just going to give up. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
But you can't give up on your dreams. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
I never gave up on learning the harmonium. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
-No offence, Gabe, but your harmonium playing is pretty botch. -Exactly! | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
Nobody becomes an expert overnight. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
I'm still learning, and the best way to learn... | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
..is to do. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
He has got a point, you know. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Please keep trying. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
You are going to be truly special DJs. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
What do you reckon? Shall we try again tomorrow? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
I guess we couldn't get any worse. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
-Cheers for that, Gabe. -What would we do without you? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
TUNELESS HARMONIUM CHORDS | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
You see? If you hadn't been there, | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
Jimmy and Rich would have never followed their dream. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-Well, I'm sure they'd have found their way eventually. -Really? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Why don't we go to another timeline | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
where you weren't there to convince Rich or Jimmy to carry on. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
Look what would have happened, all because you hadn't been there. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
-RICH: -Interesting, yes. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Ha! | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
What do we think, James? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
My tornado diorama is almost complete. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Spectacular work, Richard. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I especially love your attention to detail on the cotton wool clouds. | 0:13:55 | 0:14:00 | |
Oh! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
It's just marvellous! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
Morning tea, James? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Don't mind if I do, Richard. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
MUSIC: Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
Sister, what has happened to them? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
They lost all confidence in themselves, | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
then they lost their swagger. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
Without Bogmoor FM to inspire them, they took up a new hobby. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Amateur weather forecasting. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
I sketched a lovely stratocumulus cloud formation this afternoon. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
As you can see, it is shaped like Lady Gaga with a runny nose. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
JIMMY CHUCKLES | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
Do you know I once saw a nimbostratus | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
that looked like Justin Bieber wrestling an alligator. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Fascinating! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
I will add your sightings to my records immediately. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Ooh! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Oh, my diorama! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:48 | |
My diorama! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
I intended that. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
It's ruined! | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
Calm down, Richard, it is just a storm in a teacup. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
-Oh! -Ah! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
-No, no, no! -Oh! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
RICH SCREAMS | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
If I had never existed, Masters Rich and Jimmy would turn into that? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:08 | |
Not cool, right? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Like, the opposite of cool, like, melted thermometer not cool. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
At least tell me they still got together | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
-with Ladies Kaitlyn and Clare? -Afraid not. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
They just spend all day staring at clouds. Big snooze, right? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
The horror! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
But it changes nothing, sister. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Look at this room! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
I have wrecked all Lady Kait and Clare's hard work. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Well, let's see if you change your mind | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
once you find out what happens to them without you around. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
CLICKS HER FINGERS | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Ah! Don't open that! There's a big... | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
-Clare, they've burned! -Well, I tried to get them out but they... | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Look at them! You've ruined everything. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
No-one eats your pies anyway. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
-Yes, they do, they're my top sellers, actually. -Top sellers for pigs! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Obviously - I run a pet snacks business. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
This was months ago, | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
the day Ladies Kaitlyn and Clare had a big argument. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
You are such a control freak! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Well, at least I'm not a complete chicken! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Lady Kaitlyn, Lady Clare, what on earth is going on? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
She burnt my order of pies cos she wouldn't get them out of the oven. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-I tried but there was a big spider in the way. -What, this? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
This spider? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
-KAIT GASPS -Don't touch it! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
It's the green bit off the top of a tomato. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
You're actually scared of a tomato stem! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
KAIT SCREAMS | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
Ladies, please! You're friends! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Remember how much you missed one another when Clare was travelling? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
I suppose. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
Then why don't you stop this, and start the pies again? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
There will surely be no harm done. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
CLARE SIGHS | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
What are we doing? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
I don't know. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
You're still totally my bestie. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
And you're mine! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
-Thanks, Gabe. -What would we do without you? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
What, indeed? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Let's find out. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
Shall we go to the future, brother? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
-Merry Christmas! -Festive salutations, friendly girl. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
Now, is it me, or does that cloud look like Ed Sheeran taking a bath? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:22 | |
She's not here, is she? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
No, Clare, Kaitlyn is not here. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Phew! She is totally the last person I want to see this Christmas. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
You're still not talking? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
No, I won't be talking to her ever again. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
Like I care, anyway. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
-Guys, I brought you presents. -Presents?! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
You didn't have to get us presents! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Open them! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Ah! A new thermos flask, with non-slippy coating! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
These will certainly come in handy when we go cloud spotting! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
JIMMY AND RICH CHUCKLE | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
I shall fill mine with warming broth. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
Or perhaps vegetable. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Ecstatic! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Don't open it! It might be... | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Merry Chris... Oh... | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Her. DOOR SLAMS | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
What's she doing here? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
Tell Kait that "she" has a name, | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
and "she" could say the same thing about her. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Well, tell Clare that Kait still hasn't forgiven her | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
for ruining her business, and never will. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Tell Kait that Clare hasn't forgiven her either | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
for being a bossy control freak, and won't until she apologises. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Apologises for what? You called me names and trashed my order. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
Let it go! I never called you names, you Christmas grinch! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
CLARE GASPS How dare you call me a grinch?! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
No, take that! KAIT SCREAMS | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
-No, you take that! -Oh! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
-Now this! -Oh! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
I spent ages on these mince pies! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
SCREAMING | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
This is going to be a great Christmas, I do not think! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
At least they're talking again. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Stop it! Stop it! | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
I can't believe my friends could fall out so easily. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
All because you didn't exist. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Are you sure you're not just inventing these visions? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
As if I'd do that. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
This is exactly what would happen if you weren't around. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Scout's honour. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
You are not a scout. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Wouldn't you want to find out | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
-what would happen to Dylan and Leonie without you? -Do I want to? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
It's up to you. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
Theirs is perhaps the saddest story of them all. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
Tell me. I need to know. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Well, let's go back once again. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
-Do you remember this, brother? -I do remember this. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Master Dylan was testing the limits of our ghost powers. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
You are certain this isn't dangerous? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
So what if it is? Live a little. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
That's easier said than done when you're a ghost. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
I want to test how you're physically able | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
to interact with the mortal realm as well as each other. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
You mean like this? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
Don't do that! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
This experiment will discover | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
whether you are really dead or just in a different state of existence. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
Here we go. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
MACHINE WHIZZES AND BLEEPS | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
-Fascinating data! -MACHINE BLEEPS | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
-What is this? -Look out! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
What is it? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
The machine's gone onto overdrive! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Leonie, get down! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
CRASHING | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
Seriously heavy! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
I don't know what happened. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
Chill out, it was fun. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
I'm just glad you were here to help. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Ta for that, Gabester. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Happy to be of help. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
-ESME: -You see, brother? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
If you hadn't been there, the energy would have struck Leonie. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
-What would have happened to her? -Are you sure you want to know? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
-Sister, show me! -SHE SIGHS | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
-The machine's gone onto overdrive. -Whoa! What is it? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Look out! | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
Ahh! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Leonie? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
Leonie, where are you? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Look, I'm really sorry, the machine was on overload, and.. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
Dylan? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
Dylan! Dylan! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
What happened? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
The energy must have somehow fused you with the mirror. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
You can get me out, though, can't you? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
I mean, you're really smart. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
I know you can get me out. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Dylan? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
Dylan, get me out of here! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Dylan! | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
Dylan! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
-ESME: -'Without you there to save Leonie,' | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
she would have been trapped in that mirror forever. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
Sister, I have seen enough. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
So much would be different had I never existed. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
My friends' lives would be... | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
A total suck-fest. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
I was going to say "different." | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
But, yes, they certainly seemed less happy. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
Now do you see the difference you make? To everyone? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
I had no idea. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Good! | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
Right, phew! Crisis over. Now we can have some fun. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
But I still ruined Christmas. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
How can I look them in the eye on Christmas morning after what I did? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
Cheer up, Grumpy-Claus! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
There's still a few hours till the sun comes up, | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
and if we've learnt anything tonight, | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
it's that you are the king of fixing things. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Will you help me? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
What do you think I've been doing all night? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Putting a few decorations back up is nothing compared to that. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
SLEIGH BELLS JINGLE | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
It's Christmas, it's Christmas! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Wake up, sleepyhead! | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
Ha! I got you this. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
-What time is it? -It's opening presents time, silly. Budge up! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
Here you go. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
You did get me something, didn't you? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Here's your present. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
OK...after three. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
One...two...three. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
BOTH: Best present ever! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
ROXY GIGGLES | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Merry Christ-mouse, Carlos. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Merry Christ-mouse, Roxy. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
ALL: Merry Christmas! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
It's proper freezing out here. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:49 | |
-Well, come inside, we've got loads of presents here. -Yeah... | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
If we got any after our stockings got shrunk. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
If I know Father Christmas, he would have found a way. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
KAIT GIGGLES | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Ooh... | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
POP | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
It's like kissing a snowman! My lips were stuck! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
Whoa! Look at our stockings, Dylan! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
LAUGHTER AND CHATTER | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
This is so nice! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
-This is so cool! -It looks amazing. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Merry Christmas, everyone! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
You have no idea how wonderful it is to see you all. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:32 | |
You sounded like you've not seen us in a week. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
It feels like even longer. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
You fixed the tree. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
And the decorations. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
-And our stockings. -Actually, I made some new stockings. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:45 | |
Thanks, Gabe. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
Oh, and what is that yummy smell? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
That would be the turkey in the oven. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
How did you do all this in one night? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
-What would we do without you, Gabe? -Well... | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
I had a little help. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:56 | |
Surprise! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
ALL: Esme! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
-Hey, BFF, I've missed you. -I missed you too. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
How's the afterlife? Boring as ever? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
Let's just say Christmas is way more fun in the mortal realm. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
Tell me about it! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
OK, guys, let's catch up later. Presents, people! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
Dylan, this is for you. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
# Every time it snows I see you | 0:25:25 | 0:25:30 | |
# And I feel no cold | 0:25:30 | 0:25:35 | |
# As you lend me your coat | 0:25:36 | 0:25:41 | |
# Through the pale white glow I... # | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
Oh, oh, oh! We should totally sing a Christmas carol. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
THEY ALL GROAN | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Oh, please! I didn't get any Christmas music last year. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
I wonder who that could be. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Oh, it's carol singers. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Come in, guys. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
HARMONIUM PLAYS | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
This really is the perfect Christmas. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
# ..fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
# 'Tis the season to be jolly | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
# Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
# Don we now our gay apparel | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
# Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
# Troll the ancient Yuletide carol | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
# Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la # | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Oh, I love being a ghost at Christmas! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Merry Christmas, guys! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
ALL: Merry Christmas, everyone! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 |