30/10/2007 Diddy Dick and Dom


30/10/2007

Diddy Dick and Dom live in a pink cupboard. Nobody knows they live there, which is probably just as well.


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You know when the...

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You know the guy that...

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I told you. No, you told me.

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Hey, I saw... No, I told you that.

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You've told me that one before.

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Twice.

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Did you, er...

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Yeah, I have already.

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-Of course, you told me.

-Yeah, three times.

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-By the way, next door...

-Yeah, I know.

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-Yeah, you said earlier. You told me.

-Did I?

-Mmm.

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-Do you remember when... Aaaargh!

-ELECTRIC SURGE

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CRASH!

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'And now, ladies and gentlemen,

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'the BBC Sympathy Orchestra will perform

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'of Ludwig Van Beethoven's Sympathy Number 5 in C Minor, opus 65.'

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APPLAUSE

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STRINGS PLAY

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MUSIC STOPS

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PFFRT!

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SQUELCH!

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POP!

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Aha! That seems to be the problem.

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TING!

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STRINGS PLAY

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TING!

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'And here we are in the final

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'of the World's Strongest Diddy Competition.

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'The person who lifts this weight

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'will be crowned World's Strongest Diddy Champion 2006.

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'First up, Diddy Dom.'

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-Aaaaaaah!

-Eeeeeurgh!

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Aaaaaah!

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-Aaaaaah!

-HE SPITS

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Raaaah!

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Aaaaaah!

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Aaaaaah!

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Aaaaaah! Aaaaah... Ohhh!

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'Good effort, but it wasn't enough.

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'So next it's Diddy Dick to take the strain.'

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Urrr? No!

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Hrrrngh! Hrrrngh! Hrrrngh!

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Hrrrrrrngh!

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Hrrrrrrngh!

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PFFFRT!

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'Poor performance there from Diddy Dick.

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'He tried to play his trump card but failed miserably.

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'And the final contestant,

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'give a warm welcome to Diddy Samantha!'

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'Ladies and gentlemen, a fantastic effort!

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'The World's Strongest Diddy 2006 is Diddy Samantha!'

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