17/01/2008 Diddy Dick and Dom
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-Awwww! -I brought him here to show you. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
-What's his name? -Kes. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
Hello, Kes! How long you had it? | 0:33:12 | 0:33:14 | |
I've had him since he was a little egg. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:18 | |
Ooh! What make is it? | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
He's a woodtit. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
-Do you want to see him fly? -Oh, yeah! | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
-Aaaaah! -He's flying! -Wow! | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
-Fly! Like the wind! -You've got a bird! | 0:33:30 | 0:33:33 | |
Come back, Kes! Come back! Come back, Kes! | 0:33:33 | 0:33:37 | |
Aww, little Kes! | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
-Do you wanna see what else he can do? -Oh, yeah! | 0:33:39 | 0:33:42 | |
-Bounce, Kes, bounce! -What?! | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
Oh! Oh! Ohhh! | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
-Ahhhh! -One more trick. -Wow! | 0:33:48 | 0:33:52 | |
HE GIGGLES Be butch, Kes, be butch! | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
Ugh! Ooh, tastes like chicken. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
TRUMP! | 0:34:01 | 0:34:02 | |
-Oh, Kes! -There's no need for that. -That's just disgusting. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:08 | |
MUSIC: "Spanish Flea" by Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass | 0:34:12 | 0:34:16 | |
Whoo, whoo! | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
HE SOBS | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
-Diddy Dom. Oi! -Huh? | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | 0:34:55 | 0:35:00 | |
-What? -I said... | 0:35:00 | 0:35:02 | |
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It's very simple. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:08 | |
-I don't care. -What do you mean?! | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
-It's an issue on which everyone has an opinion. -Don't push me! | 0:35:13 | 0:35:18 | |
Do you want the answer?! You can't handle the answer! | 0:35:18 | 0:35:22 | |
All right, I'll tell you. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
There's certain things you have to take into consideration. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:28 | |
-Firstly, think about the strength of the woodchuck. -Woodchuck. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:32 | |
Times that number by the weight of the wood. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:36 | |
Now, divide that by the Richter scale as the wind blows | 0:35:36 | 0:35:40 | |
in a south-easterly-westerly direction, | 0:35:40 | 0:35:43 | |
-where the sun sets to the east. -East! | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
-Now times that by two hairy badgers. -Hairy badgers? | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
-Multiply that by wet-nosed weasels. -Wet-nosed weasels? | 0:35:50 | 0:35:54 | |
-Divide that by five, by yellow... -Yellow? -Times by two fat bluebirds. | 0:35:54 | 0:36:00 | |
-And a hairy chocolate. -A hairy chocolate?! | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
The answer is one! One piece of wood! | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
Oh, hello, little woodchuck. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
Ohhh.... | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
# How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? # | 0:36:12 | 0:36:17 | |
HE SINGS CONFUSEDLY | 0:36:17 | 0:36:20 | |
Come here, you...! | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:36:32 | 0:36:33 |
