Diddy Dick and Dom live in a pink cupboard. Nobody knows they live there, which is probably just as well!
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Eughh! What a lovely dream.
Worms! Worms in your bed.
Nasty witches warts coming into your mouth.
Goblins! Elves! Mazes that you can't get out of. Ketchup!
Mayonnaise! Brown sauce! Ughhh!
Aghh! Your mother's hairy bum!
Lovey! What's going on?
Well, you were having a bad dream. So, I thought I'd wake you up.
Lovey, that's so kind. What would I do without a friend like you?
Why don't you have another 40 winks?
I'll wake you up if you have a bad dream.
-Thank you, lovey.
Ho, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Heh, heh, heh, heh!
Witches and goblins and goolies. Tomato sauce!
Lovey! I'm so ill!
Oh! Poor Diddy Dick. You look ill!
But...but how ill are you?
I'll show you how ill I am.
That's very ill indeed.
Lovey, I'm only joking really. I'm not ill at all! Ha, ha, ha!
Ooh, ha, ha, I'm not ill at all, I was joking! Ah! Look at you!
Look at him! He's got bogies all over him!
-They're here, ready?
Strike up the pinana!
# When I'm feeling miserable
# When I'm feeling glum
# I get dressed up, I clear my throat and I blow wind from my bum
# I go, PARP, then I take a pause, I smile for just a moment
# And accept the warm applause
# Ooh! Now I'm getting hot
# Mother always told me to make the best of what you've got
# This might be fun for you but now if you'll excuse me
# Cos I think I've followed through