26/01/2008 Diddy Dick and Dom


26/01/2008

Diddy Dick and Dom live in a pink cupboard. Nobody knows they live there, which is probably just as well!


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LOUD FART

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EVEN LOUDER FART

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REALLY LOUD FART

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Ughh! Urgggh!

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Eughh! What a lovely dream.

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Worms! Worms in your bed.

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Nasty witches warts coming into your mouth.

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Goblins! Elves! Mazes that you can't get out of. Ketchup!

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Mayonnaise! Brown sauce! Ughhh!

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Aghh! Your mother's hairy bum!

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Lovey! What's going on?

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Well, you were having a bad dream. So, I thought I'd wake you up.

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Lovey, that's so kind. What would I do without a friend like you?

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Why don't you have another 40 winks?

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I'll wake you up if you have a bad dream.

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-Thank you, lovey.

-OK.

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Ho, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Heh, heh, heh, heh!

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Witches and goblins and goolies. Tomato sauce!

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Lovey! I'm so ill!

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Oh! Poor Diddy Dick. You look ill!

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But...but how ill are you?

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I'll show you how ill I am.

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Ah-phew! Ah-phew!

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Ah... Phew-aggh!

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That's very ill indeed.

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Lovey, I'm only joking really. I'm not ill at all! Ha, ha, ha!

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Ooh, ha, ha, I'm not ill at all, I was joking! Ah! Look at you!

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Look at him! He's got bogies all over him!

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-They're here, ready?

-Ready.

-Ready?

-Ready?

-Ready.

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Strike up the pinana!

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# When I'm feeling miserable

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# When I'm feeling glum

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# I get dressed up, I clear my throat and I blow wind from my bum

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# I go, PARP, then I take a pause, I smile for just a moment

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# And accept the warm applause

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# Ooh! Now I'm getting hot

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# Mother always told me to make the best of what you've got

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# This might be fun for you but now if you'll excuse me

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# Cos I think I've followed through

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Thank you.

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