Episode 5 Friday Download

I'm Selena Gomez, and you're watching Friday Download.

APPLAUSE

This is Friday Download, and these are your presenters.

Dionne,

Danny,

Cel,

Shannon,

Richard,

and me, Aidan.

Welcome to Friday Download, your instant download for the week ahead.

And what an exciting week we've got,

because it is the start of the half-term.

Woo-hoo!

Stick around, because the amazing Nina Nesbitt will be

performing for us and I hang out with none other than Selena Gomez.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

But first, joining me later on in Dance Download,

we have, the one, the only Antics.

'If One Direction could dance...'

# You need me, man, I don't need you

# Now I'm in town, break it down Thinking of making a new sound

# Playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd

# That's you now, ciao

# Seems that life is great now

# See me lose focus, as I sing to you loud

# And I can't, no, I won't hush

# I'll say the words that make you blush

# I'm gonna sing this now

# Ow, ow! #

Coming up on today's show,

Dionne gets the low-down from Selena Gomez in an exclusive interview.

Antics join Aidan in a Dance Download special.

And we are staying out with Nina Nesbitt in Music Download.

# Stay out, stay out, stay out

# Just make me fall in love. #

APPLAUSE

So, everybody, it's half-term, give me a cheer!

Aidan, what will you be doing this half term? I know you're excited.

-You've got three guesses. Go for it.

-Does it begin with an R?

-Does it finish with an N?

-Yes.

-Is it revision?

-Yep.

-Well, then revision, eh?

I'm going to go with colour again,

what colour are you feeling to describe your mood?

The last colour... What was your last colour?

-I was a red, an angry red.

-So, where are you know?

I'm a darker red.

More of a dangerous red this time, just about to explode,

kind of red.

-Yes.

-So, I feel like this therapy session...

Well, moving forward, maybe if we throw a blue in there

and mix it together, you get a purple, that's a nicer colour.

Something to work on. Anyone else up to anything this half term?

I'm playing football, in a six-a-side team.

-Football, good man, how's it going?

-Yes, it's good.

We're doing really well, second in the league at the moment.

That is funny, because we must have missed his calls to join the team.

I was busy that day when you rang me. You lost my phone number.

I knew you guys were really busy, you had revision to do,

-you know.

-Can I just say, Richard, before you start your uploads,

-Shannon, I'm loving your outfit today.

-Oh, thanks, Dionne.

-Actually, it was picked by the CBBC messageboards.

-Really?

Yes, it was.

Shannon, you know what, I've got some messages from the messageboard.

-You don't say.

-Great names on here.

Can you give us a little rock-out in that outfit?

I can give you a twirl.

OK, I'll take a twirl. A rocky twirl.

ROCK MUSIC

Nice, nice, nice.

-Aww.

-We're getting a lot of rocky comments here.

It's the look I was going for.

ALL: Awwww!

Beautiful comment there. Like it, like it, like it.

So, Shannon, apart from looking lovely today in your outfit,

anything else to report?

Well, actually, me and Richard last week went to a costume

fitting for the new series of Danny's Castle.

Nnnnnooo!

-Shouldn't have said anything, really, Shannon.

-You can't do that.

-You can't let us in and then pull us back.

-Well, blame Richard, right.

Give them a little drop.

OK, we had a costume fitting for Danny's Castle.

-Ooooh!

-Series 2, but I could not tell you what it's going to be.

Moving on, very quickly, because it's time for Upload Download now.

Upload Download is part of the show where I bring you funny,

cool and just plain weird stuff on the internet.

I bring it in and we decide whether we like it or not,

keep it or delete it. Simple as.

So a couple of weeks ago, there was a picture of us with no teeth.

-Anyone remember that?

-Yes.

-Yeah!

-I do. We looked awful.

-We decided to keep it?

-Yeah, we did.

This time, animals with human teeth. Let's have a look.

LAUGHTER

-Oh!

-How fiddly does that look? I was going to say...

-If I saw that in the ocean I'd be like, come in!

-I would not be scared.

-Have a little stroke.

-You can't chew on me with them.

-That's amazing!

-Any more for any more?

There is some more because, Shannon,

I don't even know what your dog's name is.

-Is it...Coggie?

-Coggie.

-Is that your dog?

ALL: Aww!

Ew, what have you done to its mouth?

That's what I'm saying, we put the teeth on it.

You've just made him look evil, though!

Whoa, whoa. What have we done to its mouth? You've put a top on the dog.

-Yeah, what is that about?

-Explain this right now.

For one, that is a really nice top. Two, he's only ever worn it once.

-And... Go on?

-What breed is he?

-He's a French bulldog.

Did you ask him if he likes wearing a top?

Yeah. He only wore it once. It was for a picture.

So, Cel, the love of your life, Bella. We've actually got a picture.

-Oh, my...

-LAUGHTER

-That looks so good!

-That is the funniest one.

It looks like I could chat to Bella there.

-It looks like at the dragon out of Shrek.

-Oh, it does, it does!

It actually does!

LAUGHTER

-Cel!

-That is too funny.

-At least I didn't put hair on Bella.

It's time to laugh at Danny now anyway because, Danny,

is your dog called Ollie?

-Yes.

-Let's have a look at Ollie.

-LAUGHTER

-That's quite funny.

-"Hey, how are you doing, man?"

-That picture's so perfect.

-That's like a photoshoot picture.

-Like my lips on a dog.

What breed is your dog?

-He's a black lab crossed with a springer spaniel.

-Nice.

-Aww!

-So, do we like this?

-Yeah, keep it.

-Yeah.

-We'll keep it.

-So, this next one's had 60 million views online.

-That is a lot.

-Wow.

60 million views. It's two guys acting as animals eating food.

That sounds a bit weird.

Yes, sounds a bit weird but 60 million views, guys.

-No joke, it made me laugh.

-I trust your judgement.

You have to check it out, honestly.

-You haven't let us down yet, Rich.

-Honestly, I laughed a lot.

'OK, here we go.'

'Really simple, I'm not going to have 60 million views, but...'

LAUGHTER

'OK, lizard, lizard, lizard.'

GIGGLING

-It's so funny!

-I'm telling you...

-GROANING

LAUGHTER

-'How does he keep a straight face?'

-'This is funny, this one.'

GAARRGH!

'He's putting it in his pouch!'

LAUGHTER

'Oh...'

GRUNTING

LAUGHTER

Oh, my...

APPLAUSE

I thought, for 60 million views,

we've got to try to it in the studio.

-So, Cel, you're up first.

-OK.

-I want...a monkey.

-Ooh!

-OK.

-A monkey.

-OK.

-Can I turn around?

-You can do whatever you want.

Get yourself in the zone.

LAUGHTER

# I wanna be like you-oo-ooh... #

So scary!

LAUGHTER

Right, I think we should get some... He's still going!

-Argh!

-Thank you.

-I think we should get...

APPLAUSE

That was good. So, audience, I want you to think of animals.

You're going to pick someone, so Aidan's next.

-Aidan's next. What's your name?

-Georgia.

Georgia, what animal do you want Aidan to do?

-Giraffe.

-A giraffe!

-Giraffe, go.

-Giraffe.

-Start here.

I'll have to replace my head with my hand, just to let you know.

-All right?

-OK.

Ooh!

They've got really weird walks, by the way.

LAUGHTER

-I'll be the tree!

-Be the tree, be the tree. Yep.

LAUGHTER

Oh, my! That's too funny. Right, that was good.

APPLAUSE

-Little man at the front, what's your name?

-Callum.

Now, Callum, I want you to pick someone

and I want you to choose an animal.

-Danny.

-You want to pick Danny? And what animal? Any animal.

-Fish.

-You want him to do a fish?

-Where did you get that idea from?

-Go for it.

-Fish.

-Like that?

-Yeah.

You've got to do the wiggle.

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

Someone had to do it! I'm sorry.

Get one for the girls.

All right, one for the girls, one for the girls.

-You, what's your name?

-Lottie.

Any one of these girls.

Dionne and meerkat.

THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH

Meerkat? I don't know how a meerkat...

They sit up like that and then they look around.

THEY LAUGH And then they scamper.

-Go to the food.

-LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

Right, quick one, though.

-Keep or delete that one?

-ALL: Keep it!

-It's got to be that, hasn't it?

-Lettuce keep it!

-THEY GROAN

-High five on that!

Right, so that is Upload Download complete.

CHEERING

Food would probably have to be chocolate,

cos I've got a really sweet tooth, but I've been cutting down.

Nachos, Mexican...anything Mexican, I like.

Barbecue ribs.

Hummus, because it's great.

Chips.

My favourite food is chicken, and...

Biscuits!

..er, Bombay potatoes...

I'm a chocolate girl. Sweets.

..and, er, sweet potato.

Mine's got to be, like, barbecued, skewered tiger prawns

or king prawns. Love that.

Chicken. I love chicken. If it comes with rice, I'm happy.

If it comes with chips, I'm happy.

If it comes with rice AND chips, I'm ecstatic.

CHEERING

Hello, and welcome to TV and Movie Download.

Now, joining me today is Dionne,

because a lot of my picks are music-related.

So my first pick is Radio 1's Big Weekend,

which is back again this year, and I've heard it's going to be

bigger and better than ever, isn't it, Dionne?

There's actually some Friday Download favourites in there too.

-Well, shall we take a look?

-Let's!

Kicking off on Saturday is some great pop with Ellie Goulding,

The Saturdays, and Conor Maynard.

Then on Sunday, our favourite Essex boy, Olly Murs,

takes the stage, alongside grime statesman, Dizzee Rascal,

chart-topping Bruno Mars,

and the new kids of alternative rock, The Still.

Calvin Harris and DJ Fresh will provide top dance tracks,

while major girl power is being supplied by friends of the show,

Little Mix and Rita Ora.

That's just the highlights.

All in all, it's going to be a massive weekend of music.

CHEERING

-So who are you most excited about seeing?

-Little Mix.

Although, like, Conor Maynard and Rita Ora as well.

-That should be good.

-Really good.

-I'm excited about seeing them.

I'm actually going to have an exclusive Radio 1 Big Weekend clip,

so you don't want to miss that. That's next week.

Ooh, that sounds very exciting!

You can catch Radio One's Big Weekend

this weekend on Radio One and BBC Three.

So now, Dionne, I've heard that you actually went out

and had a little meeting with Selena. Was she nice?

Yeah, she's actually really nice. Really lovely.

Well, she rose to fame via playing Alex Russo

in Wizards Of Waverly Place, a hit Disney TV show,

and it's actually returning for a one-hour special,

called The Wizards Return: Alex Vs. Alex,

and it's on after Friday Download at six on Disney Channel,

-so don't worry.

-You won't miss Friday Download!

Guys, you can watch Friday Download AND Selena,

don't worry about it.

Dominic, it's over.

You're not going to take over the world, because I'm here to save it.

Again.

You're not going to be able to save it...this time.

Oh, yeah?

Get her out of here before she stops the Replicator!

-I'm not going anywhere.

-Well, you will to protect your family.

Well, before Selena was in Wizards Of Waverly Place,

she actually started acting at the age of seven.

She was in Barney And Friends,

and I've actually got a little pic of her

with Barney and the gang, back in the day.

Can you guess which one she is?

-OK...

-Take a wild guess.

She's on the yellow bouncy hopper thing?

Oh, you got it!

But that looks like Demi Lovato too.

You took the words right out of my mouth. It IS Demi.

-Demi's actually in my music picks this week.

-Is she?

-She is!

So, last week, the One Direction boys...

I know there's a lot of hype about this,

they actually told everybody that they were doing a stadium tour.

So that announcement got me really excited,

because they're bringing out a film this year,

called This Is Us, and it's in 3D,

so you can get closer to the boys than ever.

-Shall we have a quick look?

-Let's!

-Everybody scream!

-SCREAMING

# Crazy, crazy, crazy Till we see the sun

# I know we only met But let's pretend it's love

# And never, never, never stop for anyone... #

ALL: Three, two, one!

Making another music video.

# And live while we're young... #

As a group, we're stronger than if there was five people by themselves.

I always wanted a little brother. Now I've got four of them.

We love you, One Direction!

Thanks for joining me, Dionne.

Now that is TV, Radio, and Movie Download complete.

CHEERING

CHEERING

Hello, and welcome to another Dance Download.

Now, this week I'll be teaching you a tiny little routine

to Skrillex - Breaking A Sweat.

And it will be this one. Let's see it.

MUSIC: "Breaking A Sweat" by Skrillex

# That's good

# Uh-oh

# That's good

# Uh-oh-oh

# That's good

# Come on, baby, light my fire

# Uh-oh

# That's good

# Uh-oh

# That's good. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Now, to help me teach this routine, I have a few gentlemen with me,

and they're from Got To Dance. It is Antics!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom!

So what have you been up to since the last series?

We've had a lot of performances.

We're going on tour soon with Chance 2 Dance,

so hopefully see some of you there.

Now, Ruff Diamond joined me a few weeks ago,

and Lewis taught me this bad boy move...

it's not like I've been practising or anything... Boom!

CHEERING

So, I was just thinking, is there a move that you could do to top that?

Let's see it.

-Do you want to see it?

-Yeah.

CHEERING

Right, let's get on to the move.

This move is a small, little routine. Not hard at all.

All we're going to do is go boom, boom,

boom, boom, mmm, mmm.

-LAUGHTER

-OK!

-OK!

So all we do is stand straight, normally.

We're just going to do this. How easy was that? It was easy, wasn't it?

And then, you're going to move your head and go, boom!

As you do this, you can either do an outwards wave,

or you can go, mmm! And your arm comes up.

It's up to you. Just go, boom, and then, shhhh!

-AUDIENCE:

-Shhhhh!

I like that! And then into an outwards wave.

Or, you can just go, boom!

So, to start, stand up...

down...boom!

Wave...boom!

Then we're just going to go, one, two.

But as we're doing this, we're going to go, outwards wave, outwards wave.

Or, you can just go, boom, boom.

LAUGHTER Have you all got it?

-ALL: Yeah!

-Think so!

Have you got it, either the easy way or the hard way? Say yes!

-ALL:

-Yes!

I knew you were going to say yes!

Right, we'll do it once more together. Down, boom.

Boom, boom.

One, two. That's the speed it's going to be at.

Right, let's do it to the music.

MUSIC STARTS

Ready, now!

Boom! Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Boom, boom, that's it!

Chill.

Wait! Three, two, one, now!

Boom, boom.

Boom, boom.

And back, back, and stand up.

Ready!

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Boom, boom, stand up!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Now, did the Antics do good?

-ALL:

-Yes!

So, turns out you are the One Direction of dance.

And I really want to know what they mean,

so get into your positions.

I'm just going to chill over here for a bit.

# You've got that one thing

# So get up, get up

# Get out of my head

# And fall into my arms instead

# I don't, I don't, don't know what it is

# But you've got that one thing. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

I'm just going to step through here.

-That was amazing, wasn't it? AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

That is Dance Download complete.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Hello, welcome to Backstage Download.

Now, I'm going to talk you through something.

You've all heard of these massive photo crazes.

Last week, we did Quidditching.

-Three, two, one.

-CAMERA CLICKS

Well, I think I'm onto the next big thing.

-Are you ready?

-DRUM ROLL

Cel Spelling! I know, I know!

I know what you're thinking. Amazing!

All you have to do is, using anything around you,

whatever is in your bedroom or whatever room you're in,

spell the word, "Cel,"

Cel Spelling, and take a picture of you with that word, OK?

So, for instance, you could have

loads of plastic bottles in your recycling bin,

get them out, spell the word, "Cel,"

and have a picture with it, and there you are.

You've just taken part in the Cel Spelling photo craze!

Now, presenters, assemble!

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C-E-L! CAMERA CLICKS

Cel! Cel!

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C-E-L, Cel!

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So there you are, it is going to be massive.

It's going to take over the world, like I said.

So, tell your friends, tell your parents,

your grandparents, tell everyone!

I want this to be the biggest thing since Justin Bieber!

Cel Spelling, remember! Boom!

Backstage Download complete.

CAMERA CLICKS

Still to come, tensions run high in Face Off Download.

Dionne gets the low-down from Selena Gomez

in an exclusive interview.

And it's the big skipping debate in Hot Or Not.

CHEERING

It's now time for Face Off Download,

where two of us are going head-to-head,

and it is loser stays on.

Now, there are six challenges left

until the person wearing that dreaded T-shirt faces the forfeit.

Danny, you've been wearing the T-shirt for the past week.

You've been the loser. How are you feeling?

I am absolutely devastated.

-Like, I can't believe Shannon beat me.

-It's hard work, isn't it?

I smashed it, though, last week, let's face it.

You did, no, fair play to you. That was the...

Oh, yeah! It's hard work being a loser, though.

Fair play, but I'm not in for the rest of this week. Guaranteed.

There are six challenges left,

the person with the losing T-shirt at the end of the challenges

will have to face the dreaded forfeit.

Now, speaking of forfeits,

who has the envelope with the forfeits inside?

Yeah! Me! Woo!

Hello, I see you! What's your name?

-Josie!

-Hello, Josie! And can I ask you a question?

-Has anyone seen the contents of that envelope?

-No!

-Are you going to let anyone see that envelope?

-No!

Legend! Thank you very much.

OK, it's now time to step...

-..into the Face Off arena.

-DRAMATIC MUSIC

OK, guys, let's find out what this week's challenge is.

It's very tense in here! Every day, every week!

This is Mouse Hole Madness.

The aim of the game is to roll your balls along the ground

and through the mouse hole.

The loser will be the player to get the fewest balls through

the hole after 40 seconds.

In the event of a tie, the game will go to sudden death.

The game begins on the sound of the klaxon.

OK, now it's time to see who's facing Danny

in this week's Face Off.

CHEERING

No, don't come to us! You're not with us any more!

-Straight over!

-I knew it! I knew it!

-It surprised me, that.

-I am SO not losing this week! Thank you!

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling...excited, but frightened at the same time.

You could be a loser for a week. Could be a loser for a week, mate.

-This is a big responsibility.

-Oh, he's GOING to be a loser for a week!

-Ooh!

-All right, well, we'll see!

Well, you know what it's time for. It's time to face the Face Off!

CHEERING

KLAXON

CHEERING

No!

Go on, Danny!

Oh, no, it's rolled out!

They're rolling out!

-Stop! That one does not deserve...

-That doesn't count!

Get that one back out!

Now, Richard, you had one, two, three, four, five,

Oh, mate, you did so well. Congrats.

-Shut up!

-THEY LAUGH

Danny, you had one, two, three, four...

One does not deserve to go in there!

..five...argh!

Six, seven! Which means...

I know!

..this week's loser, Richard!

CHEERING AND BOOS

-Transfer the T-shirt!

-It's not good!

I don't even want to wear this T-shirt!

THEY SING # All by myself... #

It's not good, is it?

# Don't want to be all by myself

# Any more! #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Richard, you're the loser for the next week. Are you all right?

I've got a chance to come back and fight harder next time.

Indeed. Five weeks left.

Five challenges to go, five chances to pass on the dreaded T-shirt,

and whoever's wearing it at the end will face the forfeit.

But for now, that is Face Off Download complete.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

So, Cel, remember when I said I was going to meet Selena Gomez?

-HE GUFFAWS

-Good joke!

-Every time!

-No, I really did.

Dionne, come on, we spoke about this.

I mean, I know you met Bieber,

but there's just no need to make up them sort of things.

Meeting Selena Gomez!

SHE SIGHS

Welcome to Friday Download, and welcome to the UK.

-Thank you very much.

-How are you?

-I'm good.

I'm getting over a little bit of a cold, but I'm great.

Well, first of all, we've got to say, Come And Get It,

-I absolutely love it, and everyone at Friday Download loves it too.

-Yay!

# When you're ready, come and get it

# Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

# When you're ready, come and get it

# Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na... #

-Now, Selena, we have actually met before.

-We have?

-We have!

-Yes!

-I'm going back, like, three years ago now.

-Yay!

I'm going to say, we didn't look our best, but we were younger then.

-Oh, let's see it!

-Here we go.

Look at me! No make-up on!

You...we both are so natural. I love it.

-Too natural for me!

-Are you kidding me?

No! That's perfect! We don't need make-up!

We do a part in the show

where we either keep or delete a photo, but do we...

Oh, no, we're keeping that! Yes! Who cares?!

Shake my hand a minute.

You're shaking on a deal, saying that has got to be your screensaver now.

It has to be my screensaver on my phone?

-Yes, next time I see you, that had better be the picture.

-Done!

# I'm sure I love you

# I got no regrets... #

So when you were coming to the UK, were you like,

-"I've got to pack a jumper and a coat?"

-Yes!

Or it's getting a bit summery, is it going to be hot?

Or are you like, "Let me bring the umbrella?"

Well, we were just talking about this before the interview,

London's kind of...you don't know...

-There IS no summer!

-Exactly!

# When you're ready, come and get it

# Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na... #

The whole point of this show is,

I present it with five presenters that are my mates,

but, you know, if I was to come to LA

and chill with you and your best friend...

-I see you're best friends with Taylor Swift?

-Yes.

-What would we do?

Um, we would probably make some sort of baked goods,

talk a lot about, you know, boys and fashion and music...

-Are you definitely a girly girl, then?

-Yeah, I think so.

-Painting the nails, all of that business?

-Not so much that.

More dancing ridiculously in her kitchen, like, laughing.

That would be cool!

At the end of the show, I do Sing Download,

which is pretty much like a bit of a karaoke thing.

What we want to know is, what is your massive karaoke track that,

if it's on, you're like, "Where's the mic? Let me sing!"

-It's either rap...

-Rap?

-Yeah.

-I wouldn't expect that.

A little Nicki Minaj, or maybe some Eminem.

-Now, you can actually do the Nicki Minaj rap, can't you?

-I can, yes!

I haven't done that one in for ever, but I did it on my last tour.

I could probably remember some of it with you.

It's been so long since I've done it.

I'm going to do it for you,

-and you've just got to tell me if it's good.

-OK.

Or if you do, just throw it in there. You can be my hype girl.

-Or I'll be your hype girl.

-OK.

-Either way. So...

SHE RAPS # This one is for the boys with the booming system

# Top down, AC, with the cooler system

# When he come up in the club... #

Oh, gosh, you're so good at this!

# And he ill, he real, he might get a deal... #

-Oh, oh!

-# Pop bottles and you got the wrong kind of... #

I'm so bad!

I would carry on, but I don't even know the rest!

I know, I don't know the rest of it! That's good, though!

# When you're ready, come and get it

# Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na... #

I heard about this whole Cel Spelling craze,

so I thought I'd give it a go.

Let's see it. Go for it.

-There we go. That was cool.

-That was an E!

-That was my attempt of an E!

-SHE LAUGHS

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APPLAUSE

Dionne, Dionne, she knows my name! Yes!

Cel Spelling is taking over the world!

And, Cel, there's more later.

So make sure you keep watching to see the second part later on in the show.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Hello, and welcome to Hot Or Not.

This is the part of the show where we discuss topics,

and if they're Hot, we sit on the Hot side,

and if Not, we sit on the Not side.

Shannon, do you want to start us off?

Yes, I would love to start us off.

I'm really excited about mine, actually. It's, erm...

-skipping!

-Yes! Definitely Hot!

-Who wants to skip with me?

-I'll skip with you.

I'm on the Hot side.

-I'm, like, prepared.

-Don't hit her!

One, two, three, four!

Is it going to hurt?

Let me have a go! Let me have a go!

Wait, wait, let me do this one! CHEERING

-It might not work, because it's a bit small.

-No, it will work.

Can you do two at a time? One, two, three, go.

Hold my earrings!

CHEERING

Shannon, jump out, then jump in.

THEY SQUEAL

-Keep going!

-Slowly, slow it down.

Nice! Nice!

Touch the ground! CHEERING

That's it, touch it!

LAUGHTER

One, two, three...

Good start(!)

-LAUGHTER

-I didn't want to do it anyway!

-Hot!

-That was definitely Hot!

-Everyone enjoy skipping?

ALL: Yes!

All right, I'm next, and mine is the web suggestion,

and it's from StarstoneLittleMillipede.

-Real name!

-And it is,

saying, "Awkward!" in conversations.

See you later!

That is SO awkward if I'm on my own!

-That IS awkward!

-Why are you on Not Hot, Dionne?

-Because I love it.

-Yeah, but why do you love it?

Because it's awkward. Just like this situation, it is really awkward.

OK, no, look, say, "Hello, Aidan." This is awkward.

-Hello, Aidan.

-You all right?

Awkward!

TUMBLEWEED SOUND EFFECT Awkward!

-See, the word, "awkward..."

-ALL:

-Makes it awkward!

-I could have done that all day!

-Cos...

Aw! But then if we go...

awkward. That's it. I can't hug you after that.

-But it makes the situation funny.

-But do you not think...

Well, that's awkward!

If it's an awkward situation and then you go,

"That was really...this is awkward, isn't it?" And then they just go,

"Why have you pointed it out? I'd rather you didn't say that."

-It IS getting awkward now. Is it Hot or Not?

-ALL: Not Hot!

Moving on, my Hot or Not is having a bath.

-Oh, yes, lovely!

-I love baths!

-I love baths more than showers.

-Yes!

-When you sit in the bath and...

-You just sit in there too long.

But then you start getting all like a prune.

-Yeah, I love 'em. I, like...

-You love being a prune?

-No!

-LAUGHTER

-Awkward!

-I get in the bath, I put some music on and then just chill.

Next thing, I've been in the bath two hours and I'm...

But then again, that's a problem. You could plan something,

and if you get in the bath... you'd never get round to it.

I'd just stay in the bath.

If you're going out, don't get in the bath, get in the shower.

If you're not going out, bath time!

My dad loves a bath, you know. Every Friday night...

THEY GIGGLE No, I'm serious.

If you want to know where my dad is on a Friday night,

he's in the bath. And I swear, he'll go in at about 8 o'clock.

-I don't see him till the next morning.

-Just prune it out!

I promise you. Because I've gone to sleep and he's still in the bath.

Who would want to know where your dad is on a Friday night?!

I was just letting everybody know!

-Right, so it's Hot?

-ALL: It's Hot!

Right, it's mine now, and I can't even touch this bowl,

cos it makes me feel physically sick. It's liquorice.

Oh, I like it.

-No! Danny, it would be you, wouldn't it?!

-Team!

-What do you like about liquorice?

-Can you eat one?

-Yeah! I'll eat two!

-They look like beetles!

Give over!

-You've all eaten liquorice at one point.

-No, no!

It's stuck to my tooth now! HE LAUGHS

Talk amongst yourselves for a sec. LAUGHTER

Every time I've wanted a sweet and I've seen a liquorice, I think,

"Maybe this time it'll taste different."

-And every single time.

-HE RETCHES

What about today, Aidan? It might taste...

No, I've already thought about it.

I've already thought, and I'll bite into it and spit it out.

These ones are a bit slimy, but...

What would it take to try just a tiny bite?

-I wouldn't do it.

-I beg!

-No!

-I don't like it!

-I will be sick!

Rock, paper, scissors.

-If I win, you eat one, if you win, I eat one.

-OK, deal.

Go. I'd rather see you eat it.

'Ere, Rich, if you take a bite of one, I'll swallow one whole.

BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors!

-Oh!

-Oh!

I think you'll find...

I've got a helping of some liquorice here for you.

LAUGHTER

Come on, bring it to the camera. I want to see him eat it.

Not so cocky now, are you Aidan?

HE RETCHES

No.

This is the best thing ever... it's a piece of liquorice.

Ha-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Don't start.

-He's retching, he's actually retching.

He's going to be sick.

I saw the retch, well played.

-That's not hot.

-I feel ill!

So that's not hot?

OK, my Hot or Not is actually an audience suggestion and it's Dante.

Do you want to come and sit down? Come and join us.

-OK, my Hot or Not is singing when you don't know the words.

-Yes!

-That's hot!

-I think that's the best one.

Me and you were doing it earlier.

I was doing this today, I was with you.

That was the best Hot or Not.

Everyone does it, when you really want to know the words, you just hum.

OK, right, here is my issue, I don't not do it, cos I admit

when I'm singing and I don't know it, I'll go "Na-na-na"

and then style it out, but my friend Rachel...

she is really bad at learning lyrics. She doesn't get them,

and she'll replace it with another lyric...

My mum does that, she makes up her own.

It doesn't make sense, and I'm like, "No,

"that's not the word, though, and it doesn't make sense."

-You'd rather know the words...

-I'd rather know the words...

Either, if you know it, sing along.

-If you don't know it, shut up.

-You've changed my mind.

-Well done, do you do it?

-Yes.

-Do you do it a lot?

-Yes.

-Which song do you always do it to?

Erm, it's kind of The Hall of Fame.

That's exactly...

What about what Shannon's saying, about people...

Do you just, right, if you're singing along, do you go, "Na-na-na?"

Or do you replace it, like, "Standing in the pizza shop?"

-I replace the words.

-You replace the words with other words.

Dante, you're actually in luck, because we are going to be

doing Hall of Fame later, so I hope you know the words then, or not.

-So, good luck with that one.

-So, it's hot, then?

-Very hot.

Awesome, that's Hot or Not Download complete.

Welcome to Just For Laughs On The Road, and we are in Essex, me and...

-George.

-Here we go, so, George, you've got another trick to show us.

Yes, I have, yes.

It's a card trick today, and I'm also going to be teaching you it.

Oh, I am excited.

So, we're going to show people first,

and then you'll teach me, yes?

-Of course, yes.

-Shall we go?

-Yes, let's do it.

Do you want to just pick a card? Free choice, there, right?

OK, but when you pick it, don't show me. Show anyone you want.

Show the camera as well. I am going to turn away.

OK, just let me know when I can turn back round.

OK, so just put your card on there. The card is now lost in the pack.

You did have a complete free choice of cards, all right?

Shuffle them, mix them up, do whatever you want.

There you go, that's it.

Oh, we have got a little magician there ourselves.

I'm going to go through and pick out four cards,

I'm just having to read your mind here.

So, keep thinking of that card, yes? One, two, three, four.

I just want you to touch two cards.

Touch one more.

That one.

We'll move that one as well,

so, you have actually eliminated three of the cards.

-So, he picked them?

-Yes, he picked them himself. What was your card?

-Six of hearts.

-Six of hearts.

-Turn that one around.

-No! No, that is ridiculous!

-That's very good.

-No, no, no!

There you go. I found it.

-There it is.

-No!

-Crazy, yes.

-Shuffled them himself!

King of hearts, there we go. Turn that card over.

There it is, six of hearts. OK, are you ready to learn it? Yes, man.

Right, you're going to ask them to pick a card,

but before you do that there is one thing you're going to remember.

-The bottom card.

-The bottom card, right, I can remember that.

-Queen of diamonds, easy.

-OK, so when they pick the card, take one out.

So, I pick this one. Three of clubs.

Then you are going to cut the cards so that they put

their card on the top packet and the queen of diamonds goes on top.

Put your card on there.

-Basically, my card is next to the queen of diamonds.

-Yes, basically.

You are going to fan the cards out like this...

-This is to look at their cards.

-Yes, because when you see

the Queen of diamonds, you know the card to the right is...

Three of clubs.

Three of clubs is their card.

I'll select four cards, one of them is going to be yours.

The three others are just complete random cards.

It doesn't matter what one's they touch,

because you are just going to leave their card anyway.

So, all I need to do, really, is memorise the bottom card

and the card they pick, which is to the right. Simple.

-Yes, that's the trick.

-I'm ready to take it to the public.

-Are you ready?

-Yeah, let's do it.

The secret to this trick is to know their card

even before it's on the ground.

Pick one. Easy.

Ha-ha! Thanks for spectating, my man.

George, you taught me your magic, I've taken it to the public,

-I feel like a magic man. I can't thank you enough.

-No problem.

Which means...that's On The Road Download complete.

Want to see my music picks?

Well, you're in the right place, let's have a look.

First up, she is BFFs with Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift,

it's Demi Lovato with Heart Attack.

# You make me glow, but I cover up

# Won't let it show

# So I'm putting my defences up

# Cos I don't wanna fall in love

# If I ever did that

# I think I'd have a heart attack... #

I bet that paint was a nightmare to get off. Nice track, though, Demi.

# I think I'd have a heart attack. #

Next, American band Paramore with Still Into You.

# I should be over all the butterflies

-# But I'm into you

-I'm into you

# And baby even on our worst nights

-# I'm into you

-I'm into you

# Let 'em wonder how we got this far

# Cos I don't really need to wonder at all

# Yeah, after all this time

# I'm still into you. #

Balloons, boats, ballet, what more could you want from a video?

That's Hayley Williams, it's great to see a girl as a lead singer.

No, what do you get when you add Wiley, plus Angel, plus Tinchy?

A wicked song, that's what.

Lights On.

# Even though you don't know my name

# Me and you bleed exactly the same

# I smile and come across all tame

# 100 volts take your life ain't a game

# I switch the lights on

# When the end of the night comes

# Oh, DJ, turn the lights on... #

That's out in a few weeks and is going to be massive.

APPLAUSE

So, for my final pick,

she is very talented and we're very excited to have her on the show.

Everyone go wild for Nina Nesbitt.

# He's got a Rolling Stones tee

# But he only knows one song

# They think they're from the '60s

# But they were born in 1991

# There's a man standing in the corner

# No-one knows quite where he's from

# There's a fight between Jill and Lorna

# She's got a tattoo of a peace sign on her thumb

# All that and the night has just begun

# Stay out tonight and see through my eyes

# Stay out this time and we'll be home by five

# Stay out, stay out, stay out

# Stay out, stay out, stay out

# Uh-oh-uh-oh

# Oh-oh-oh-uh-oh

# Checkered shirts and chino trousers

# Is this some kind of uniform?

# It seems that they think they're gangsters

# But they've barely started sixth form

# She thinks she's in Barbados

# But outside it's minus three

# There's a guy outside I'm avoiding

# I think that we share a mystery

# That time when he whispered to me

# Stay out tonight and see through my eyes

# Stay out this time and we'll be home by five

# Stay out, stay out, stay out

# Stay out, stay out, stay out

# Cos there's people falling in love around you

# And there's people falling over their own shoes

# All these boys and girls are people

# Looking for someone to be

# All these boys and girls are people

# Waiting for their hearts to beat

# All these boys and girls are people

# Looking for someone to be

# All these boys and girls are people

# Waiting for their hearts to beat

# Stay out tonight and see through my eyes

# Stay out this time and we'll be home by five

# Stay out, stay out, stay out

# Stay out, stay out, stay out

# He's got a Rolling Stones tee

# But he only knows one song

# They think they're from the '60s

# But they were born in 1991. #

APPLAUSE

Thank you very much.

Everyone give it up for Nina Nesbitt.

That's Music Download complete

Still to come, the Mixers are ready with an awesome Little Mix

tribute download.

See the second part of Dionne's exclusive interview with

Selena Gomez.

And Dionne welcomes you into the Sing Download Hall of Fame.

# And the world's gonna know your name

# And you'll be on the walls of the Hall of Fame... #

Hello, and welcome to Games Download,

where this week I'm joined by Aidan and Richard.

But first of all, guys, we're going to start with the gadget.

I'm going to intro the gadget by asking you, what is this?

-Butterfly.

-No. Close. It wasn't. What is it?

-I don't know what that is.

-Rich?

-It looks like a puzzle.

-Puzzle.

Not a puzzle. Big Ben, everybody.

It's not Big Ben.

Scoot over. Do you want to have a picture with Big Ben, do you?

-Yes.

-All right, put that in the middle of you.

-Big Ben?!

This is an augmented reality card, OK?

So, with this tablet, what I can do is...

-look on the screen now.

-Whoa!

-Do you want to hold Big Ben, mate?

-Yes.

-There you are, look.

-You're just sitting next to Big Ben.

-That's brilliant, isn't it!

Up, up, up.

Right, I'm going to take an imaginary picture,

so can you just pose with Big Ben, please.

Oh, beautiful. Thank you.

The reason I'm showing you this is because...

Do you want Big Ben back, first?

Yes, it's an important landmark.

Well, this is all to do with the gadget.

-It's the Thames Cosmos augmented reality car, OK?

-Oh, them(!)

You know these? I don't think you do know these, you know why?

Because this is the only one in the world.

This is just a concept car, OK, and the concept car is just,

this isn't the finished deal,

this is just to test how things are working.

This is how early on we have got this product.

Basically, the idea of this is these augmented reality cards,

you put them around your house, for instance,

and then make your own little track for your car to go around,

so, I've got a Ferris wheel, up there there's a museum.

Now, bear with us because of the lights in the studio and that,

and this is a first-time showing ever.

There are going to be a few glitches, OK?

But we can get the concept of it, so, there we go.

The museum's in my way, you need to go right.

I've lost him, lost the car. The handling is difficult.

-That is good, though.

-Do you want a go?

-That is good.

Try and keep your focus because of the lights,

then you've got these two sides to go forward.

Yes, there is a football stadium there, Richard.

You're driving into the stadium, Aidan!

-Trying to get into the car park.

-Who's stadium is it?

-Good parking, parking.

-That's pretty good.

This is just the start, so you have got buildings there,

they want to add roads, so, imagine, you're in your bedroom,

you just literally, you make it all out, you set your roads,

set your buildings, you go driving around.

At the moment they've got Big Ben, they've got

the Empire State building, the stadiums and the Ferris wheel,

they're going to expand and expand, which I think is amazing.

-Do we like it?

-I love it.

Do we know when it's out?

It's not out until September.

OK, Rich, will you do the honours and head over to the decider board.

OK. Now, we're judging by your screams.

-You're going to judge the screams, Rich.

-I'm judging.

If you loved it, scream really loud.

Middle, medium, 50-50, stay down low. So, after three.

One, two, three.

SCREAMING

LOUDER SCREAMING

Higher? I think Drop Everything.

-You're not going to miss Friday Download for it?!

-Yes!

What?! No!

Come on. So, Drop Everything, will we drop everything, yes?

Yes, we'll drop everything.

So we have decided to drop everything, thank you, everybody.

So, that was the Thames Cosmos augmented reality car, and now

on to the game, which I think you two are going to look forward to.

-It is Grid 2. It's a racing game.

-We love racing.

Well, take the remotes, and I'll talk you through it.

So, this is Grid 2, it's on the Xbox,

but it's also available on other game consoles as well.

Now, there are over 70 cars you can choose from,

and there are different locations, Paris, Spain,

you've got Dubai and many, many more.

You guys are going to be racing past the Eiffel Tower in Paris, OK?

Now, there is a cool feature, you know with a career mode,

you know the tracks inside out?

They've got the solution to this problem, OK.

It's called a live route mode, and basically, it's just

a constant route which is always changing, and is random every time.

So, if you think you know the maps, oh, no, you don't...

You think you know the shortcuts. Straight into the bollard.

You have one lap. Start your engines. Go.

CHILDREN CHANT BOTH NAMES

OK, Aidan, hold wide.

That's a cool feature, it's the flashback feature,

so, if you crash, it can put you back on the track and start again.

It's really cool.

Oh, he's one place in front, Aidan.

This is so hard.

-What d'you think of the graphics?

-Really good graphics.

-It's very realistic.

-Oh, man. Agggh!

Oh, crashed wide, flashback!

-Yes, yes.

-Oh, no, Aidan's taken him.

CHILDREN: Aidan! Aidan!

There's one place.

I'm spinning back every time.

You're going the wrong way!

-Oh!

-What?!

You can only use it three times. Come and take a seat.

-You can only use it three times?!

-I'm sorry.

You didn't tell me that.

You didn't tell me you could only use it three times.

-"Why is it not working?"

-What do you think of the racing?

-I love it.

-It's so intense.

-The graphics, you like it?

-Really good graphics.

How did you find the handling?

It's quite difficult. The handling was quite hard.

Guys, thank you very much for joining me,

thank you to the audience and that is Games Download complete.

Time now for the second part of my Selena Gomez download.

# When you're ready come and get it

# Na na na, na na na. #

So, there is a new album on the way then, I'm taking it?

What can we expect from it?

The new record is kind of like a departure for me in a way,

it has been really fun for me to have a little bit more of a creative

control over the process behind it all, so it has been good.

When you say departure, do you mean this is the last album

we're going to hear from you for a bit?

Yeah, I think so. In a good way.

But you'll always come back to it, you're not like,

"No, totally finished for ever."

Yes, I'm sure I'll always come back to it.

I heard the album is going to be a bit dubsteppy, is this true?

Yes, I'm very excited about it.

I love... Usually my music is very danceable,

I love to make people dance, move, feel good, feel the music,

so, with this one, when it came to the production,

that was probably the most important part.

So, I'm a massive fan of Skrillex,

I don't know if you've heard of him.

Let's say, we're at a party, Skrillex comes on,

what dance move would you do?

Is it a fist pump, or is it a...

Oh, you shake your hair, you go out of control, of course.

So when you're walking out

your hair's like up, down and around your neck?

# When you're ready come and get it

# Na na na

# Na na na... #

The viewers at home, and the audience in the show,

they actually send out shout-outs for you,

and you've just got to read as many as possible in 60 seconds.

Be loud, be quick, be clear and give it your all. Are you ready?

No! But OK.

HOOTER BLASTS

That stressed me out. Aaagh!

We'll give you that one, you can carry on, as you did start it.

-All the time in the world now.

-Perfect.

I would feel sick, too, but I already do.

-Wow, that's amazing. 10.

-That's not bad.

The interview has been amazing and I hope you get better,

and I hope the weather brightens up so you can wear your shorts,

but there's one more thing we need you to do before you go,

look in that camera and say, "That's Selena Gomez Download complete."

I'm Selena Gomez, that's Download complete.

Hi, how're you doing, Tributers?

# You can leave a message for me after the tone

# You called, I missed it

# You called, I missed it

# You called, I missed it

# Never get back in, tired of listening

# Hey, how ya doin'?

# Sorry you can't get through

# Why don't you leave your name and your number?

# I will get back to you

# Hey, how ya doing?

# Sorry, we don't mean to be rude

# Why don't you leave your name and your number

# And we'll get back to you

# I know that you keep calling my phone

# But there ain't nobody home

# So why don't you leave your name and your number

# And we'll get back to you

# I'm through with wishing things with you and me could be so good

# Time to wake up or no make-ups can't make me a fool

# Too much history, now it comes down to one thing

# So long, baby, I'm gone... #

Nice one, Mixers, Tribute Download complete.

-What is the fastest way to count cows?

-I don't know, Danny.

What is the fastest way to count cows?

On a COW-culator!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

This week's Sing Download is the massive number one hit

from The Script and Will.I.Am.

So, guys, are you ready to put yourself in the Hall of Fame?

CHILDREN: Yeah!

CHEERING

What a show and what a performance, thanks Dionne,

and a big thanks to Antics and Nina Nesbitt for being on the show.

Not forgetting the lovely Selena Gomez.

Join us next week when Stooshe will be on.

But, for now, that's...

-ALL:

-Friday Download complete!

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