Episode 12 Friday Download

I am Jack Carroll. This is Friday Download.

Welcome to Friday Download. What a show we have lined up will stop Jack

Carroll is here. They performed in the first episode of this series

with the hit that went on to be a massive success. And now please make

some noise for The Vamps. They are the only friends that I

have. I would like to give the small talking a miss. Here we go again.

Two words keep falling from my mouth. Let me hear you. Oh, oh. I

can't take this any more. Should I go, should I stay?

I know I don't know you, But I'd like to skip the small talk and

romance, girl. That's all I have to say so, baby, can we dance? I know I

don't know you, But I'd like to skip the small talk and romance, girl.

That's all I have to say so, baby, can we dance? CHEERING. Coming up on

the show, it is the semifinal in the face-off. The Vamps spring an

exclusive. And Shannon has some style tips. And we rock out to The

Vamps' new single. Welcome. Now we will bring you weird

and wonderful staff from the internets. We are joined by the

run-up from Britain's Got Talent, the one and only Jack Carroll. It

said nominee and runner-up. It does not lie me up to be very good. We

will battle on. I will tell you one thing. I apologise. We will battle

on. Welcome, I am joined by the funniest Person live, Jack Carroll.

What have you been up to recently? You ask me this now, and I realise I

have not been doing much. I have done -- a couple of see BBC shows.

And I have been writing jokes. I was going to ask you how you come up

with new jokes. Is it difficult? Not when you are like me and have such a

strange life. You were on Britain's Got Talent. You knew Simon Cowell.

Two questions, . I spoke to him once. I shook his hand. It was quite

hairy. He seemed all right. Part two was going to be, have you got his

number? I have. I stole it from Yellow Pages. He seemed all right.

And no, I do not have his number. I do not know whether he is an avid

viewer of the channel. But if he is watching, drop me a text. I could

not help noticing, sorry, can I speak to you to? Where did you get

your inspiration for your hair? Aidan. Welcome back. Moving on.

Jack, you are funny. One day, I would like to be as funny. My aim

today is to make you laugh. There is a new Internet craze. It is putting

your mouth on other people's faces. Surgically? This is why we brought

you here today! It is a camera trick. You could be famous people. I

could be Justin Bieber. You are good at impressions. I am not too bad. I

have never had the chance to tell anyone, but this is the coat is very

hot. I sweat in it. What was that, Deidre? You have the kettle on. That

is my wife. I have to go, you know what it is like, being a polar bear.

You can do it with objects, also, and also famous people. I am into

shooting stars. That is how I did in the studio. Ma-ma-ma, you cannot

read my poker face. You are in the studio. I love to bring things to

the studio. It will be my face. And it will be your mouth. I need you to

make me look as funny as you can. I will give you advice. You need to

stay very still for the camera. I will stay very still. Am I ever

going to get out? If I am not, I want to be told. But, if I am never

going to get out, can somebody send help? Are we going to keep it, or

delete it? I will give it a go as Shannon. I say, good looking. I have

a little something in my teeth. I do not know how to be sarcastic. Are we

going to the clip of me falling off the stage? Not again. That was

really funny. I did not see any of that. I heard a little giggles. You

made me laugh. Jack, you did me proud. I think that is uploaded,

download complete. -- upload. I would rather be too cold. I would

rather be too hot rather than too cold because being too cold is too

horrible. It is like asking whether you would prefer to be in the South

Pole or Jamaica. I have two sleep with two of my legs outside the

covers, otherwise I sweat. Being too cold, you can warm yourself up. We

cannot wait to see the performance later on of wild hearts. We have an

exclusive behind-the-scenes of the video from Los Angeles. Welcome to

an exclusive look behind-the-scenes of our latest video. SING "WILD

HEARTS". Hello, we are on the set for the second single. It is

amazing. We are in the middle of nowhere. We are just about to have

it first. And look who has just turned up. We are preparing for the

first scene. Follow me for a bit of style download. I am getting my hair

done. This hairdresser needs renovation. The salon is somewhat

dated. # I was walking away. I don't know her name, but I hope she might

feel the same. I realised that the others in the

bands do not like me! Have you seen the logo? # Tonight we'll dance. I

will be yours, and you will be mine. Take my hands, we will shine. The

first is, the big bus. We have been going around the desert in it. Los

Angeles, today. It is hot. It is not hot, it is freezing. # Take my hand

and we will shine. This is the coldest night and we are in LA, so

that is the weirdest thing ever. It is cold. And now we are sharing body

heat. Let me get all of the band in. Everybody is in.

The behind-the-scenes video shoot download is complete.

CHEERING. This series, 13 face-offs, it is the final this -- next week.

It will be on Friday, the 13th. Two weeks in the danger zone, how are

you feeling? He is emotional. It has only dawned on me there are two

macro to go. If I do not win this... Somebody in the audience will have

an envelope. Is it Friday the 13th? Can we open the letter? Nine. I

thought I would catch her out. -- No. It is time to step into the

arena. The pressure crushes you when you walk in. This week's challenge.

The aim of the game is to complete the washing line by correct Lee

Hankin up the numbered socks in order. The loser will be the player

who takes the longest. You must move them on the basket to the line one

at a time. If result is too close to call, we will go to a slow motion

replay. The game begins on the sound of the klaxon.

Oh, George! Take a step back. I was so confident. Let's keep the

confidence. Let's apply it to the game. Unfortunately, you have got to

stand on this little red Square. Oh, no. One of you is doing to be a

finalist week. Makes me sick, mate. I feel good right now because I am

not in there. Last question. Are you ready? Kind of. Are you guys ready?

Yes! It is time to face the Face Off!

KLAXON SOUNDS. Your number one is the wrong road

around. -- wrong way around. Why did you turn around and have a

conversation? One of you was going, it doesn't matter, carry on. It was

like your mum was here. We were spectating, commenting, and then

George goes, they have all got to be facing the same way! It was just

frustration. You are going to have to put that T-shirt on, dude. I

know. You are back in the danger zone, mate. Can I walk you over

there? If I must. There is a song. There is a famous song. It goes like

this. # All by myself... I do feel sorry for you. Give me a

hug. There is one week to go, one challenge than one chance for you to

get out of there. Somebody is doing to be facing that forfeit. Until

then, that is Face Off download complete. Still to come...

Jack Carroll has a laugh in hot or not. And The Vamps count their lucky

stars with us in Singh download. -- singing download.

Now it is time for dance download. For you avid watchers, you will know

that I was joined by Little Mix a few weeks ago. This routine is for

you. To help me to teach it today I have

two people with me. First, George! You all right? I the T-shirt. Very

floral. We have somebody else. We have Ceallach Spellman.

Welcome. Bring it on. The movement this week is one, two, three, and

stop. The aim of the move is you just can't control your body, it

keeps falling from side to side. It falls one way, grab it, it falls the

other way, stop. Leaned up, right, left, then right again. We are going

to do that again and you are going to join in. I'm not just teaching

these, I am teaching all of you as well. Go.

Now you are going to pull yourself up. Lean, lean, lean, up. I am

liking it. For the more advanced people, can you give us tips on if I

wanted to do that outwards wave. I don't know even where to start.

Shoulder up, wrist, stick your arm out. When you lean back, shoulder,

elbow, wrist, out. But you have to go really fast. It is an and run

smooth, the outwards wave. -- and advanced mood.

Are you ready to do it with music? Yes! After me, left, Right, left.

How did you find the move? I think it needs a bit of work. The pulling

up was tricky. Do you think these guys got it? Do you think you got

it? Yes! That is dance download complete. Yellow matter today I am

going to show you a brand-new style tip about my hair. --. He may have

seen a lot of girls wearing at ponytail when you can't see a

ponytail. Don't worry, I'm going to show you their secret. First thing,

really simple, just scrape your hair into a ponytail. You can do it on

the back, at the site, anywhere. It doesn't matter. Then just secure it

with a hairband. There we go. Then you are going to take a small

section from the side or bottom of your ponytail, just straighten it

out a bit and wrap it around where the hairband is. Essentially you are

covering the hairband. Like so. So, then the little piece you have

wrapped around me you want to tuck into your hairband at the base of

your ponytail. Flip the back, put it tight, and there you go. If you

missed any of that, here are the steps again. Pull your hair into a

ponytail. A neat trick is to use hairspray. Take a small pinch of

hair from the pony and pulled to the side. Stretch part of the hairband

out, thread the end of the wrapped head through the loop, and pull

through. Tuck in any excess hair to the base of the ponytail man that is

it, a perfect ponytail. I reckon this is pretty convincing. But is it

convincing enough to fool a real pony? And yes, I do mean a real

pony. Can't believe I'm going to do this, but let's find out.

I think that is a pass, which means style download complete.

Time to turn up your TV. It is music download. Here are my picks. First

up, the new track from John Newman. Maybe you should give counting sheep

ago, John! My next pic is sure to be a hit.

I love this track. Time now for a little birdie.

It is great to finally hear an up-tempo track from her. It really

works. For my next pic, her breakfast order, Lucy Spragg.

Considering it is supposed to be the most important meal of the day,

there are not many songs that celebrate breakfast. Well done,

Lucy! For my final pic, their new single,

The Vamps! Go crazy! I was walking away. But she is so

beautiful it made me stay. I don't know her name. But I'm hoping she

might feel the same. So here I go again, She got my heart again!

Tonight we'll dance. I'll be yours and you'll be mine. We won't look

back. Take my hand and we will shine. She needs a wild heart. I got

a wild heart. Friday Download! Stay here, my dear, Feels like I've been

standing right here for years. My mind's beat up. Tell me that you

feel this, and I won't give up. Are you ready? Tonight we'll dance. I'll

be yours and you'll be mine. We won't look back. Take my hand and we

will shine. She needs a wild heart. I got a wild heart. She needs a wild

heart. I got a wild heart. And I know it's late, I know it's cold.

But come right here, I swear I'll never let you go. The way you move,

it's wonderful. Let's do it now, because one day we'll both be old.

Tonight we'll dance. I'll be yours and you'll be mine. We won't look

back. Take my hand and we will shine. She needs a wild heart. I got

a wild heart. Tonight we'll dance. I'll be yours and you'll be mine. We

won't look back. Take my hand and we will shine. She needs a wild heart.

I got a wild heart. She needs a wild heart. I got a wild heart. CHEERING.

Give it up for The Vamps. Do you fancy joining me later? Perfect.

That is music download complete. It is time to get tested. My first

picture is the new animated film frozen. It is out this week and

tells the story of a fearless princess who sets off on a journey

to find a system, the Snow Queen. Her icy powers have tracked the

kingdom in an eternal winter. You are creepy. We got off to a bad

start. You are melting. Some people are worth melting for. Faster.

Hankin. That snowman is definitely my new favourite Disney character.

Next is the DVD release of an animated action comedy which follows

the last surviving prehistoric family who are forced to leave the

protection of their cave when it is destroyed.

Who is up? We will flip for it. Tales. Positions. OK. -- tails.

Take it to the cave. If you want more, a sequel and a TV show are in

the works. And now it is time to say goodbye to JL S. They are releasing

a DVD of their greatest hits which shows their final concerts and

includes an emotional farewell to their loyal fans. # My heat won't

beat again. J less, we will miss you on Friday Download. Also out on DVD

is this film, which has Percy Jackson, embarking on a quest to

find the Golden fleece. It would save their home and the world.

Next, a new series of pet school. Nine children will spend weeks

looking after animals to prove to their parents they are responsible

enough to have an animal of their own. Sometimes there will just be

chaos. The children will meet the furry and the scaly and the slimy.

There will even be celebrities. Surprise guests will drop, including

George. My final choice is the Royal variety performance. If you did not

get an invite from the Queen to watch it in person, you can watch it

from the comfort of your home. I will have to polish my diamond tiara

in time for that one! Today we are joined by Jack Carroll. This is your

first time playing this game. We take topics and we discuss if they

are hot or not. Because you are the guest, would you like to kick those

of? Go one, then. I will go with, I think, parents evening. I just had

it this week. Definitely not hot. I am going with hot because I am good

at school and so when the teachers say something to my parents, I am

like, you know, and they are proud of me. Jack, I have two questions.

Is parents evening all right? I think it went OK. I did not get

expelled. They invited be back. Is it hot or not? Maybe it is lukewarm.

It depends on the grades. There was an England match on when my parents

evening was on. Which I would have rather have watched. If it was not

on? Probably not. Mine is Christmas decorations in your bedroom. Yes.

Only in your bedroom? What do you think? I like Christmas decorations,

but not in my bedroom. Then you have two take them down. The night you

take them down, you go to sleep depressed because Christmas is over

and it is just cold for though reason. You take them down as soon

as Christmas is over? Yes, let's get it over with, it is Boxing Day soon!

What do you think? I say it is not. One Christmas, I hung up a star. It

was therefore possibly a year. I kept forgetting to take it down and

it would never happen. That is laziness. Last Christmas, I put up

green lights around my television and they are still there. I put

lights on my bed, but I think I lost them behind the bed. They take --

they took themselves down! Christmas, linking to the weather

and being told. -- being cold. Mine is in months. I am shutting that

down straightaway. They have snowmen! Would you walk around with

them on? I would. When I see girls, I think I wish I had some. I would

never walk around like that, really. Don't mind my feelings! Jack, what

do you think? I am on not. You could rock in moths. -- earmuffs. I have a

massive head. Again, these are possibly not the right style. These

have not converted you? Unfortunately, Dionne, it is just me

and you. I look an idiot on television. Join the club. Mine is

next. I have an audience suggestion. Amy, would you like to sit down? My

hot or not is movie trailers. They are so hot. I went to watch a film

and it took so long for it to start, it put me off. But if you are

running behind, you are guaranteed 20 minutes of trailers. Did you go

with a friend? My brother. Did you not say to your brother, I cannot

wait to see that. Come over to the hot side. Jack? Usually, right, I

mean I feel outnumbered. I am miserable because I have said not to

everything. But I would usually say that they give away too much. It

goes on for eight minutes and you know every detail of the plot. He

has a valid point. They do not give away everything. I agree with you,

they do not give away everything, but they often include the funniest

parts of a funny movie. I like watching trailers. But I understand,

because if you remember a certain scene, and you watch it, you think

there is a scene where you have to come back, bait. I have been

convinced. -- mate. I have been convinced. I will have to go hot, as

well. Coming soon, Aidan Davis. Are you on hot? Yes. That is an old

woman in a pair of earmuffs in the studio. They give you sneak peeks

and it encourages you to watch the new films that are out. And go to

the cinema. We are all on hot for that one. We will thank our guests,

Jack Carroll. And thank you, audience member Amy.

I am Shannon. And iron George. We have hit the street to do some

magic. It includes some cards... And a shoe. You will see. Hi, girls, can

we show you a magic trick? Say stop whenever you want. Check that card

out. Three of hearts? No! I am going to take it out of the pack. If

there's one card. We can see that is indeed your card. Amazing. Check out

that card. When I snap my fingers, it is going to come to the top. That

is not it. Sometimes it comes second. Do you believe me? Now.

There is card in there. Is that your card? Incredible, amazing. Shannon,

you have noticed something already. I haven't got my shoe on. That is

because there is a setup for us matter beforehand. -- a setup

beforehand. You are going to put this in the shoe. Facing up. Take

the other cards and find the six of hearts. We're going to put it on the

bottom. You need to do something called forcing full sun you have the

cards and you are going to peel off the top of the cards. The bottom

card stays the same the whole time. So it doesn't matter when they say

stop? I get it. OK? OK, got it. You are going to pretend you can't find

it. You hold the cards. I am going to take that card out, drop it on my

shoe, and you will be amazed that it was in there. I put it in their

earlier. Ready to try it? So ready. Once again, before the trick, pick

any card from the duplicate deck and place it in your shoe. Ask someone

to say stop as you shuffle the cards. You're not really shuffling.

You're pulling cars off the top only, leaving the bottom card

untouched. It is called the Hindu shuffle and it is pretty easy. When

they say stop, hold up their chosen card. Only they can see is but you

know what it is. Attempt to find their card but failed every time.

Then pretend to remove their card from the deck and drop it. Reveal

their card from your shoe. It is as easy as that. Is this your card?

Yes. That was very impressive. It was freaky. I always find street

magic is good for the soul. I have always wanted to follow in your

footsteps. That means it is on the road download complete.

Time now for games. To kick things off, we begin with the game. We did

this a few series ago. This is the portal off power. You put a

character on the portal and it is transported into the game you play.

We're going to begin with the ability to swap. You can take them

apart. The reason you can do that is because you can now mix and match

with other new ones that come apart. These ones don't come apart. They

are the old ones. The new ones you can mix and chains. The good put him

on there. -- mix and change. There are 250 combinations. That is a lot,

which means a lot of characters. It means a lot of money to be spent on

buying the different ones. It is a bit annoying. I want this guy. Head

or body? I'm going to swap but I want his head. I want it on this

guy. How cool does that look? I want this guy. What about the blue guy.

Interesting. If I can have your chosen characters. We are going to

put you on there. See that? Fire and water. They say they should not mix,

but how clueless he? -- how cool is he? There you go, Powell. I am

floating! The story. They are protecting this magical waterfall,

which puts all the magical powers through the world. But something bad

happens. They have to stop chaos, the villain from the old game, from

hatching another bad plan. It annoys me a bit because it is jumping. What

I mean is in the old games, you couldn't jump. They have added it to

this game. You can explore the map further. Ultimately, the thing being

able to jump is a standard thing to do. How are you finding the game? I

don't like how you can only go a certain distance from your partner.

The bits where you are not playing our court cut scenes. -- are called.

They are hard to skip. This is cool, though. If you are a previous

player, you will think, or my players have got their levels saved.

But it does transferred to the new game. The ability to swap is cool.

It becomes quite expensive either for yourself or your mum and dad. In

fairness, just by two and you have got other, nations. There are

certain, nations for certain characters. -- combinations. If you

have lost a character, you have to go and get it again. That is another

annoying part. We are going to rate the coins you have collected.

Gameplay? I would say two. I would say two. I do enjoy it... So, two

out of three. Graphics? I how I've seen the little characters here. --

I like. The graphics are good. I would say three. I am feeling

generous. I would say 2.5. Finally, uniqueness? I'm going to go two will

stop it is not a brand-new game. But I how there is new characters. So,

two. I am going to say three. Thank you for joining me. That is games

download complete. # Falling through the hourglass...

I think that is the best tribute I have seen. That is tribute download

complete. Are you up for a comedy masterclass? Step one, punch lines.

I am going to rattle off some classic jokes and you have to hit me

with their famous punch lines. Why did the chicken cross the road? To

get away from Richard Wisker. OK, let's move on. Step two, handling

heckles. I want to see you deal with some heckling. I was walking through

this corridor... We don't care! I am sorry for being rubbish. Step three,

this is it, your big moment. Are you focused? I am almost 100 and

focused. Why has he gone? -- where has he gone. That is backstage

download complete. This track was a massive number one

by OneRepublic. It is called temporal -- it is called Counting

Stars. I think The Vamps are going to join me. Are you ready? # I see

this life. # Like a swinging vine.

# Swing my heart across the line. # In my face is flashing signs.

# Seek it out and ye shall find. # Old, but I'm not that old.

# Young, but I'm not that bold. Everybody, give it up for The

Vamps! What a great end to today's show.

Massive thank you to Jack Carroll and, of course, The Vamps. Join us

then tweak as we have an amazing show lined up. Make sure you tune

in, but for now, that is Friday download complete.