Episode 11 Gigglebiz


Episode 11

Sketch show. Featuring Milkshake Jake, the cheery but clumsy milkshake maker, and Postie, who is on a mission to deliver the mail on time despite doggy distraction.


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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na, here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Postie!

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The Berito Brothers!

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Humphrey!

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Gail Force!

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And introducing, Nana Knickerbocker!

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# Oh, everybody loves Nana Knickerbocker

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# Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah. #

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Oh! Good day to you, sir.

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Could I have three of your finest tickets for the 3.00pm showing

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-of The Hairy Princess?

-The Hairy Princess?

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We're not showing The Hairy Princess.

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Eh...I mean, The FAIRY Princess.

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Oh, I'm sorry, madam, you're too late.

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-We stopped selling tickets for that...22 seconds ago.

-Ooh!

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Surely you could make an exception for an old dame and her brood?

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Have you got something in your eye, madam?

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-Look, kindly let us in, will you?

-No.

-Ooh! Did you hear that?

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The baddy won't let the poor children in to see the film. Boo! Hiss!

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Come on, kids!

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-ALL:

-Boo! Hiss! Boo! Hiss!

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-All right. Yes, you can have some tickets.

-Hooray!

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Oh, I DO like a happy ending.

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What a performance! HONK!

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GROWLING

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GROWLING

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WHIRRING

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BARKING

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And now, it's time for your giggles!

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-What animal needs oil?

-I don't know. What animal needs oil?

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A mouse, because it squeaks.

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CHUCKLING

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Just the four tickets, please.

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FOUR tickets?! But there are only three of you.

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Oh...one for me, two for the children

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-and one for Dobbin.

-Dobbin? Who on Earth is Dobbin?

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Oh, really!

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WHISTLES Dobbin!

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Here he comes.

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NEIGHING Come on, boy! Hello, Dobbin.

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I'm sorry, madam. No pets.

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Boo! Hiss!

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-ALL:

-Boo!

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-It's the rules.

-Oh, now look you've done. You've hurt his feelings.

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Aww... Everybody, after three - one, two, three...

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Aww!

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All right. Dobbin can come in, too.

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-ALL:

-Hooray!

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I'm feeling a little hoarse. Get it? Feeling a little HORSE!

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Oh, please yourself. HONK!

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GROWLING

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BARKING

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Oh, hello there!

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I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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What time do you go to the dentist?

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Tooth-hurty.

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CLATTER!

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Madam, I have asked you to leave.

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Oh! I'm not going anywhere

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until I've seen the film, The Hairy Princess!

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I mean, The Scary Princess...

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-Eh...I mean, The Fairy Princess.

-Right, that's it.

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Security!

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You see, children, that's the way to do it.

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You have to be polite, but firm.

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Nana! Behind you!

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Oh! That's the oldest trick in the book, children!

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-Behind you!

-Oh, I'm not falling for that old one.

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"Behind you!" As if!

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Oh, dear.

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Boo! Hiss! Come on, kids! Boo! Run from the baddies! Boo! Hiss!

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Coming through! Come on, Dobbin. I've got to get the costume back by four.

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DOBBIN NEIGHS

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And now, it's time for more of your giggles!

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-Knock-knock!

-Who's there?

-Snow.

-Snow who?

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Snow use, I forgot my name!

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CHUCKLING That's a cracker!

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RUMBLING

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GROWLING

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Hey! Hiya, buddy!

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What can Jake get ya?

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Strawberry sauce, ice cream, 'undreds and thousands - now!

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Ho-ho-ho! Somebody's in a hurry. Don't you worry. Coming right up now.

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Strawberry sauce...

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..ice cream...

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and, of course... hundreds and thousands!

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Say, ain't you one of those motorcycle riders?

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So?

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You know what,

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I always wanted to be a motorcycle rider. Yeah.

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Oh, driving down the freeway... Vroom-vroom-vroom!

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Yeah. Riding down to the beach... Vroom-vroom-vroom!

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Oh! And then riding off into the sunset... Vroom-vroom!

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Oh, that would be swell.

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Was it ice cream you wanted?

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I'll take that as a "yes"!

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All right. Ah...

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And you know what else I love about motorcycle riders?

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Stunt riders! Yeah!

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The way they go... up and down those ramps!

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Whoo! And up and down those buses!

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Whoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha!

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Wow, that would be swell.

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You know what my favourite thing is about motorcycles?

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-What?

-Oh, all the colours they come in, yeah!

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You can get 'em in...

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red...yellow...pink!

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In fact, all the colours of the rainbow!

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Ah...

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There you go.

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One milkshake.

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Say...what happened to you?!

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Delicious!

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Thank you very much.

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My pleasure. Have a nice day!

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What a guy!

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DRUM ROLL AND CHEERING

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MUSIC PLAYS

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Hey!

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Hey!

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APPLAUSE

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APPLAUSE

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hey!

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Hello there! I'm Arthur Sleep

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and news just in of a bull that's escaped in the countryside.

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We've sent Gail Force, dressed in red, to find out why.

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Yes, thank you, Arthur. Now, we all know what they say about bulls -

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they charge when they see the colour red.

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-Now, over there is...

-BELLOWING

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Oh, um...

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Whoops!

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Ooh! Oh, no! Ah! Back to the studio!

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-Oh, go away!

-THUNDERING HOOVES

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Mmm. It's a good banana, that. Thanks, Charlie. Oh, eh...

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Sorry about that.

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That was Gail Force, our special reporter,

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reporting on that bull. Hmm.

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Can I have another one?

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye!

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# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na, it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Sketch show. Featuring Milkshake Jake, the cheery but clumsy milkshake maker who manages only to make a meal of it, Nana Knickernocker, everyone's favourite pantomine dame, Postie, who is on a mission to deliver the mail on time despite doggy distraction, and intrepid traveller Humphrey and his dog Woody, who take a turn around the local garden centre.

Also with those has-been circus turns, the Berito Brothers, newshound extraordinaire Gail Force, who reports on the change in the seasons, and Arthur Sleep, everyone's favourite newsreader. Including the Gigglekids, children from all round the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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