Episode 1 Gigglebiz

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On today's Gigglebiz, Dina Lady,

Captain Adorable,

Ann Teak,

introducing Keith Fit.

Here's King Flannel.

Your majesty.

Oh, no, no, no.

-Yes.

-No, no, no.

Ooh-ooh!

Ha-ha!

Oh...

Boin-n-ng!

Come along, my group. Don't dawdle.

Plenty more to see. Gather round, gather round.

All right. Not too close!

What have we got here?

-Mr...?

-Parsons.

-Yes.

Now, Mrs Parsnip, this is a writing desk or bureau

and a very fine piece of furniture too. May I?

-Yes, please do.

-Oh, thank you.

I'll just gently open this.

-Do you use it at all?

-From time to time.

There's a bit of wear and tear here

-and up here.

-SCRATCHING

Now, what you don't know about this item

is this has a secret drawer in it.

May I demonstrate?

Please do.

If I pull this handle here, I...

It's a little bit stiff. I'll give it...

Thank you very much for bringing it in, Mr Pogo Stick.

Moving on. Come on, my group, over here.

I'm the expert. Moving on.

Doctor Doctor will see you now.

Next!

Now, how can I help you?

Doctor, Doctor, I snore so loudly, I'm keeping myself awake.

Well, sleep in another room, then. Next!

Howay, bairns. Keith Fit here.

Today, I'm going to show you how to play tennis.

All right. Now, I've been playing tennis for about 20 years

so I know what I'm talking about.

Watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn.

First of all, I'm going to show you how to do the forearm smash.

OK, it goes like this.

Away!

Beautiful.

Now, if I turn my body just slightly, all right,

I'm going to show you how to do the backhand smash.

Here we go.

Away with you!

Wonderful.

Finally, I'm going to show you how to do the overhead smash.

OK. It's tricky. Watch this.

Beautiful, now...

GLASS SMASHES

Oh, sounds like the window's smashed to me.

Don't worry. I'll go and fix it later.

And that's how you play tennis.

Champion!

Can I have my ball back, pet?

And now it's time for your giggles.

-Hey, Justin.

-Hey, Tanisha. Have you got a joke?

-Yes.

-Go on, then.

Where do fish keep their money?

I don't know. Where do fish keep their money?

In a riverbank.

HE LAUGHS

Very good.

Ha-ha ha.

Aha!

No.

Yes!

-Uh... No.

-No?

Aha!

Oh. Oh! Yeah.

Yeah!

Honk! Honk!

Whoa-ho-ho!

Over to Wiggyville now

where Captain Adorable is once again saving the day.

Never fear, my friends. I shall patrol the beach.

'Roger that, Captain Adorable. What a guy!'

What?! What is this?

With my supersonic vision,

I can see that there is someone stuck in the sand.

I must rescue him.

Captain Adorable away!

Stand aside, young man. I will help your friend.

-What are you doing?!

-Covered in sand with no way out.

Yeah, but I'm supposed...

Shh, please, sir! It's best if you don't talk while I work.

Here we go!

But I'm fine. Really, I am.

Ooh!

There you go, good citizen.

-Why have you...?

-Shh, please.

There's no need to thank me. It's what I do.

Play safe, young man. Captain Adorable away!

Never mind, son. Go on. Bury me again.

OK, Dad.

Please, don't thank me. That's what I do.

It's time to see what the weather has in store

with Gail Force. Gail, what have you got?

Yes, thank you, Arthur.

As you can see, I'm in the countryside today.

I'm wearing my wellington boots

because we're to expect the odd shower.

Now... Ooh. hang on a minute.

What's this?

Oh...oh.

That was an odd shower.

Back to the studio.

-ARTHUR:

-Thanks, Gail.

That was splashing work.

Splashing work! Did you get that, Eddie?

You can have that.

And now this.

Doctor Doctor will see you now.

Next!

Now, how can I help you?

-Doctor, Doctor, I'm losing my memory.

-When did this happen?

When did what happen?

Next!

Howay, bairns.

Keith Fit here with more top tennis tips for you.

As I said before, I've been playing tennis for about 20 years,

so I know what I'm talking about.

All right. You hit the ball with a racquet - one of these.

I'll show you how to do it. Watch and learn, bairns.

You throw the ball up like so

and then whack it over...

CRASHING

Oh, no. There go the bins.

Don't worry. I'll sort them out later.

And that's how you play tennis. Champion!

Sorry, mate. Do you want a hand?

Now for more of your giggles.

-Hey, Justin.

-Hi, there.

-Have you got a joke?

-Yup.

-Come on, then.

What do you get when a cow and a camel crosses the road?

I don't know. What do you get?

Lumpy custard.

I couldn't help it if I had the parcel every time the music stopped.

You were in charge of the music.

I needed those jumbo crayons.

Oh, hello, there, my little spice racks

and welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

Say hello, Tommy.

Hello, Tommy.

Today is a very special day.

It's Tommy's birthday.

I've decided to treat him with a special birthday chicken wrap.

Yay! Yummy scrummy for my tummy!

All right, Tommy. Nice boy. Old, though!

I'll just go and get my special ingredients. Won't be a mo'.

Don't go singing happy birthday while I'm gone.

A wrap is a type of sandwich made with a special flat bread

called a tortilla. The tortilla gets wrapped around the filling

which is why we call it a wrap.

Right, then. What was that all about...tor-tears?!

I don't know what you're talking about.

It's his birthday. He's just showing off.

Take your wrapping paper like so

and then place your chicken carefully on the top.

There we are. Add some salad. Thank you, Tommy.

Ooh, don't know what they are.

And then simply wrap it up.

It's important to use enough wrapping paper

or it wouldn't be a wrap, would it, Tom?

That's it.

And then finish it off with a lovely bow.

There we go.

Finger in there, please, Tom.

Ooh, sorry about that.

Hold it, and there you have it.

One lovely birthday chicken wrap.

Easy as pie.

See you next time, my little birthday presents.

There you go, Tom.

I'm sorry about the birthday candles on your cake.

I couldn't find anywhere that sold over 50.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

Ho-ho!