Episode 1 Gigglebiz


Episode 1

Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. Farmer Dung plays hide-and-seek with his best friend Reggie and wisecracking newsreader Arthur Sleep tells some more groan-inducing jokes.


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# Na-na-na-na-na gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na-na-na ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na-na-na-na gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na-na-na here we go!

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# ..ho-ho. #

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Gail Force.

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DIY Dan.

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Enrico Pasodoble.

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Will Singalot.

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But first, it's Captain Adorable!

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BEEPING

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Greetings, crew!

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Oww!

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Oh, these doors... Get off...!

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-Greetings, crew.

-Captain Adorable, welcome to the bridge.

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Many thanks, Bottom. Ha-ha.

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I, er...can't help but notice there are quite a few things wrong

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with the ship at the moment, Bottom.

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So, I've decided to test every single button on the ship.

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-Erm...

-Starting with the stop button.

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Ha-ha-ha, here we go...

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KLAXON BLARES

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Yes, good, good.

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Seems to be all in working order, eh, crew?

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Yes! Good. All right. Let's try the go button.

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Here we go...

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Ho-ho. Ha-ha!

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Yes, yes.

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A1, wouldn't you say, Bottom? Yes, good.

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Now, what about this one here?

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Hmm, the custard pie button.

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Yes...the custard pie button.

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Erm, do not press the custard pie button, Captain.

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Nonsense, Bottom! We have to find out what the custard pie button does.

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-Oh!

-Oh, dear! Absolutely nothing. Hmm...

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I'll give it another try.

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Do not press the custard pie button, Captain.

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Hey!

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-Ooh!

-No, we seem to have a faulty custard pie button, crew.

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But never fear, I'll fix it using my super screwdriver.

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I'll just leave the bridge for a moment, Captain.

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Yes, good idea, Bottom. Leave this to the professionals, eh.

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That's it. There we are. I think that's done it.

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Let's give it another try.

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Do not press the custard pie button, Captain.

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Still nothing.

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You know what? We're going to have to admit defeat on this one, crew.

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A wise decision, Captain.

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Now...what about this button over here?

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The overhead gloop button.

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Ohh!

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Hmm, absolutely nothing, Bottom.

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No, Captain.

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This is the Captain, all is well.

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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What goes zzub zzub?

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I don't know.

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A bee flying backwards!

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GIGGLING

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Hello, Farmer Dung.

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Shhh!

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Oh, you're playing hide and seek with Reggie.

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I love hide and seek. Can I watch?

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Yeah, you can watch, but, quiet, quiet. Right...

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Right, Reg...oh!

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He gone. I'll try once more...

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OK, Reg...oh.

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He not there...

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Here you go, Reg...oh.

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He not there, again. Why...

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Here I be...!

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Oh, he's not there...

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Got you, Reg! Ah-ha!

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You didn't expect that, did you? Ha-ha!

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Reg thought I was going to be down there!

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I weren't down there, I were here!

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Oh, oh, ha-ha, good game!

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Eh, Reg. Like a lion stalking, I was, yeah.

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Want another game?

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Oh, he wants another game! Wo-ho!

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My word!

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He gone...

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HE CLEARS THROAT

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Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news...

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Six guinea pigs at the...

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PHONE RINGS Oh, excuse me a second.

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Hello?

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Oh, you want Doreen?

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I mean, you know I'm live?

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Yeah, all right, what's your name?

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Anita. Anita who?

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Anita HaveABath. All right. I'll just check, hang on.

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Doreen! Anita HaveABath...

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What do you mean, you're not surprised?

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I said Anita HaveABath. Yep, on the phone.

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Oh, oh, I don't believe this, honestly.

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Now, it's time for another report from Gail Force.

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Hello, Arthur. Gail Force here reporting at the village fete

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where things are getting very exciting, hooray!

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We are going to be judging the flower competition here.

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Now, all the flowers...

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-SHE CLEARS THROAT

-Yes, well...

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As you can see are arriving by the minute. Er...

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Thank you, ha-ha. Yes, well, as you can see I'm going to be

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here throughout the morning where...

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Oh, dearie me.

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When in a couple of hours' time we'll see who the winner is.

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I will then... Oh...

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This is Gail Force, back to the studio. Oh...

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SHE SNEEZES

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Oopsie!

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That was that and this is this...

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It's silly time!

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MUSIC

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SQUEAKING

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Today, we'll be doing one of the easiest jobs around the house -

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putting up a shelf.

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First of all you need a shelf.

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You can either buy one or make one yourself.

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If you've made your own shelf make sure there are no nasty

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rough edges otherwise there could be splinters.

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BOING!

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Now, all we need is a screwdriver and some screws.

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And we can put the shelf on the wall.

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Now, we just need to fix our shelf to the wall.

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Check that it's good and level...

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And don't worry if you have to make some minor adjustments.

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Make absolutely sure it's level this time.

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And the shelf is firmly attached to the wall.

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CLATTER AND SMASH

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GLUE BOTTLE SQUEEZES

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Finally, test out the strength of your shelf.

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And your attractive and practical shelf is finished.

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CLATTER AND SMASH

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Job done.

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CHEERING

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LATIN MUSIC

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BOING!

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BOING!

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BOING!

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Sorry!

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BIRD CHEEPS

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LOUD FOGHORN

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LOUD FOGHORN

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BIRD CHEEPS

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LOUD FOGHORN

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Ah...

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CLEARS THROAT Knock, knock.

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-Who's there?

-Myth.

-Myth who?

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Myth you too! Ha-ha-ha!

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MEDIEVAL MUSIC

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# A young good go hoppin' minstrel

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# And I always sing a song

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# I try to put good Robin right

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# But he always gets it wrong... #

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Not today, minstrel. I'm preparing a meal for the lovely Maid Marion.

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I'm going to ask her to marry me.

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She's bound to say yes.

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# Good Robin's plan to wed the maid

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# With something nice to eat

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# Could all go wrong

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# If Marion smells Robin's stinky feet! #

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I do not have stinky feet!

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# Stinky feet, stinky feet

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# Robin's stinky feet! #

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Eagh!

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Right, that's enough of that.

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Go away, you lot! Look, she's coming...!

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Maid Marion, will you dine with me?

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No, thanks.

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I've actually gone to a lot of effort.

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Oh, go on, then.

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# Good Robin's dinner plans had worked

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# His happiness complete So far, so good

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# If he just could forget his stinky feet! #

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I do not have...! That's enough!

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I just want you to be quiet. Got that?

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NASALLY: # Go-o-o-t that! #

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So, what's on the menu?

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A vase of flowers!

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HE CHUCKLES

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I'm very funny, you know.

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Really?

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Ah, this is so romantic. Just you and me.

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-And him.

-What?

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# To woo his date, he couldn't wait Good Robin's plans were neat

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# But what if Marion noticed that he had those stinky feet?! #

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Shh!

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Can you smell something?

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# Stinky feet, stinky feet It's Robin's stinky feet. #

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Oh, it's you! Thought so.

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I'm off.

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-No!

-HE SIGHS

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# And now my song is fully sung My story is complete

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# Good Robin's plans all fell apart through having stinky feet!

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# Oh, stinky feet, stinky feet Oh, stinky, stinky feet

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# Oh, stinky feet, stinky feet Good Robin's stinky feet

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# Good Robin's stinky feet! #

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That minstrel's got to go.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye Farewell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# For we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na, it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go. #

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Ho-ho!

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In space, Captain Adorable has no idea how his spaceship works and causes chaos while testing all the buttons on his ship's control panel, the enthusiastic but incomprehensible Farmer Dung plays hide-and-seek with his best friend Reggie, everyone's favourite wisecracking newsreader Arthur Sleep tells some more groan-inducing jokes, intrepid but accident-prone location reporter Gail Force has some flower-related problems at the village fete, incompetent DIY enthusiast DIY Dan has all sorts of trouble putting up a shelf, the flamboyant ballroom dancer Enrico Paso Doble gets his coat-tails stuck, gardener Will Barrow has trouble with a very noisy and mischievous robin, and the infuriating and constantly singing minstrel Will Singalot causes problems for Robin Hood's plans to woo Maid Marion by singing all about Robin's stinky feet.

The show also features the Gigglekids - children from all around the country telling their favourite jokes - and Justin joins children onscreen for the best knock knock jokes. Finally there's some silly dancing fun in silly time.


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