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# Na-na-na-na-na gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na-na-na ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na-na-na-na gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na-na-na here we go!

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# ..ho-ho. #

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Gail Force.

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DIY Dan.

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Enrico Pasodoble.

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Will Singalot.

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But first, it's Captain Adorable!

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BEEPING

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Greetings, crew!

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Oww!

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Oh, these doors... Get off...!

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-Greetings, crew.

-Captain Adorable, welcome to the bridge.

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Many thanks, Bottom. Ha-ha.

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I, er...can't help but notice there are quite a few things wrong

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with the ship at the moment, Bottom.

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So, I've decided to test every single button on the ship.

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-Erm...

-Starting with the stop button.

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Ha-ha-ha, here we go...

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KLAXON BLARES

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Yes, good, good.

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Seems to be all in working order, eh, crew?

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Yes! Good. All right. Let's try the go button.

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Here we go...

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Ho-ho. Ha-ha!

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Yes, yes.

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A1, wouldn't you say, Bottom? Yes, good.

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Now, what about this one here?

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Hmm, the custard pie button.

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Yes...the custard pie button.

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Erm, do not press the custard pie button, Captain.

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Nonsense, Bottom! We have to find out what the custard pie button does.

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-Oh!

-Oh, dear! Absolutely nothing. Hmm...

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I'll give it another try.

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Do not press the custard pie button, Captain.

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Hey!

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-Ooh!

-No, we seem to have a faulty custard pie button, crew.

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But never fear, I'll fix it using my super screwdriver.

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I'll just leave the bridge for a moment, Captain.

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Yes, good idea, Bottom. Leave this to the professionals, eh.

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That's it. There we are. I think that's done it.

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Let's give it another try.

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Do not press the custard pie button, Captain.

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Still nothing.

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You know what? We're going to have to admit defeat on this one, crew.

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A wise decision, Captain.

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Now...what about this button over here?

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The overhead gloop button.

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Ohh!

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Hmm, absolutely nothing, Bottom.

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No, Captain.

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This is the Captain, all is well.

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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What goes zzub zzub?

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I don't know.

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A bee flying backwards!

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GIGGLING

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Hello, Farmer Dung.

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Shhh!

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Oh, you're playing hide and seek with Reggie.

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I love hide and seek. Can I watch?

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Yeah, you can watch, but, quiet, quiet. Right...

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Right, Reg...oh!

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He gone. I'll try once more...

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OK, Reg...oh.

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He not there...

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Here you go, Reg...oh.

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He not there, again. Why...

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Here I be...!

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Oh, he's not there...

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Got you, Reg! Ah-ha!

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You didn't expect that, did you? Ha-ha!

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Reg thought I was going to be down there!

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I weren't down there, I were here!

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Oh, oh, ha-ha, good game!

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Eh, Reg. Like a lion stalking, I was, yeah.

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Want another game?

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Oh, he wants another game! Wo-ho!

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My word!

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He gone...

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HE CLEARS THROAT

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Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news...

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Six guinea pigs at the...

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PHONE RINGS Oh, excuse me a second.

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Hello?

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Oh, you want Doreen?

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I mean, you know I'm live?

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Yeah, all right, what's your name?

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Anita. Anita who?

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Anita HaveABath. All right. I'll just check, hang on.

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Doreen! Anita HaveABath...

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What do you mean, you're not surprised?

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I said Anita HaveABath. Yep, on the phone.

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Oh, oh, I don't believe this, honestly.

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Now, it's time for another report from Gail Force.

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Hello, Arthur. Gail Force here reporting at the village fete

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where things are getting very exciting, hooray!

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We are going to be judging the flower competition here.

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Now, all the flowers...

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-SHE CLEARS THROAT

-Yes, well...

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As you can see are arriving by the minute. Er...

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Thank you, ha-ha. Yes, well, as you can see I'm going to be

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here throughout the morning where...

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Oh, dearie me.

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When in a couple of hours' time we'll see who the winner is.

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I will then... Oh...

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This is Gail Force, back to the studio. Oh...

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SHE SNEEZES

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Oopsie!

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That was that and this is this...

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It's silly time!

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MUSIC

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SQUEAKING

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Today, we'll be doing one of the easiest jobs around the house -

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putting up a shelf.

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First of all you need a shelf.

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You can either buy one or make one yourself.

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If you've made your own shelf make sure there are no nasty

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rough edges otherwise there could be splinters.

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BOING!

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Now, all we need is a screwdriver and some screws.

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And we can put the shelf on the wall.

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Now, we just need to fix our shelf to the wall.

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Check that it's good and level...

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And don't worry if you have to make some minor adjustments.

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Make absolutely sure it's level this time.

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And the shelf is firmly attached to the wall.

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CLATTER AND SMASH

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GLUE BOTTLE SQUEEZES

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Finally, test out the strength of your shelf.

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And your attractive and practical shelf is finished.

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CLATTER AND SMASH

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Job done.

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CHEERING

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LATIN MUSIC

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BOING!

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BOING!

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BOING!

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Sorry!

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BIRD CHEEPS

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LOUD FOGHORN

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LOUD FOGHORN

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BIRD CHEEPS

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LOUD FOGHORN

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Ah...

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CLEARS THROAT Knock, knock.

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-Who's there?

-Myth.

-Myth who?

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Myth you too! Ha-ha-ha!

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MEDIEVAL MUSIC

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# A young good go hoppin' minstrel

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# And I always sing a song

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# I try to put good Robin right

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# But he always gets it wrong... #

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Not today, minstrel. I'm preparing a meal for the lovely Maid Marion.

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I'm going to ask her to marry me.

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She's bound to say yes.

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# Good Robin's plan to wed the maid

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# With something nice to eat

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# Could all go wrong

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# If Marion smells Robin's stinky feet! #

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I do not have stinky feet!

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# Stinky feet, stinky feet

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# Robin's stinky feet! #

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Eagh!

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Right, that's enough of that.

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Go away, you lot! Look, she's coming...!

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Maid Marion, will you dine with me?

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No, thanks.

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I've actually gone to a lot of effort.

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Oh, go on, then.

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# Good Robin's dinner plans had worked

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# His happiness complete So far, so good

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# If he just could forget his stinky feet! #

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I do not have...! That's enough!

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I just want you to be quiet. Got that?

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NASALLY: # Go-o-o-t that! #

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So, what's on the menu?

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A vase of flowers!

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HE CHUCKLES

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I'm very funny, you know.

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Really?

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Ah, this is so romantic. Just you and me.

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-And him.

-What?

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# To woo his date, he couldn't wait Good Robin's plans were neat

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# But what if Marion noticed that he had those stinky feet?! #

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Shh!

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Can you smell something?

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# Stinky feet, stinky feet It's Robin's stinky feet. #

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Oh, it's you! Thought so.

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I'm off.

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-No!

-HE SIGHS

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# And now my song is fully sung My story is complete

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# Good Robin's plans all fell apart through having stinky feet!

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# Oh, stinky feet, stinky feet Oh, stinky, stinky feet

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# Oh, stinky feet, stinky feet Good Robin's stinky feet

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# Good Robin's stinky feet! #

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That minstrel's got to go.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye Farewell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# For we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na, it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go. #

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Ho-ho!

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