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Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

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Catch me if you can!

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Grandpa!

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No, be careful!

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Grandpa, stop!

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Wa-a-a-y!

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'Jemima and I were going to spend the day at Miss Smiley's cafe.

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'It was a special event, which was why we were both going dressed

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-'like this.'

-..nine, ten! BOTH:

-Har-r-r-r!

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You look marvellous but I hope someone will teach you to roar

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louder than that. Once more, please, pirate pupils -

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-Ha-ha-har-r-r-r!

-'Yes, today we were going to be pupils at...'

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I'm surprised Miss Smiley is running a pirate school.

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She's not fierce enough to be a pirate teacher. Much too smiley!

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Miss Smiley's not the teacher. She's asked a friend to help.

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Not Horatio Heave-Ho?!

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'Horatio Heave-Ho has the beach hut next to ours.

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'He works in bank but what he really wants to do is be a pirate.'

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-Who's a pretty boy?

-'He loves putting on pirate clothes

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'and digging for treasure. But most of all,

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-'he loves roaring.'

-Yo-ho, heave-ho, Horatio!

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-BOTH:

-Heave-ho, Horatio! 'Just then, the doorbell rang.'

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-DOORBELL

-That must be Miss Smiley.

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'But it wasn't Miss Smiley. It was...'

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Floyd! 'Yes, it was Floyd.'

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Heave-ho, me hearties! Miss Smiley be waiting for you

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-outside in her car.

-I didn't know you wanted to learn

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-how to be a pirate.

-I don't. I'm just going along to scare Horatio!

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See you later, Grandpa. Don't get up to any mischief while we're out.

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I'll have a little lie-down. Have a good time.

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'I knew what Grandpa was thinking.'

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If Floyd scares Horatio, the pirate school will be a disaster.

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We've got to stop them, Jason. There's only one way I can go

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to the pirate school - if I'm small.

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Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

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Catch me if you can!

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'You know what happens when Grandpa shrinks.

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'He can get into my car and make it go.

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'He can chuff about the room in my train.

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'He can fly in my toy plane

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'or he can just run around for all he's worth.

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'I'm the only one who knows about his magic shrinking cap,

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'and nobody else is supposed to find out.

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'I couldn't see Grandpa anywhere. I had to go without him.

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'But I knew he'd find his own way to get to pirate school -

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'on Gordon, my toy seagull.

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'Grandpa took off,

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'flew up the stairs and out of my bedroom window.

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'Miss Smiley had done a fantastic job of turning the cafe

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'into a pirate school.

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'There were nets and flags and a fish tank,

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'and all kinds of pirate food -

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'a treasure chest made from a loaf of bread,

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'potato sailing boats,

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'shark-infested jelly

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'and a mermaid cake! And then our teacher arrived -

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'Horatio Heave-Ho.'

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Yo-ho-ho! Heave-ho! Har-r-r-r!

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'Everyone was so busy cheering Horatio Heave-Ho

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'that nobody saw Grandpa running into the cafe,

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-'or climbing up the table leg...'

-CHEERING AND CLAPPING

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'..or hiding behind the treasure-chest loaf.'

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Welcome, young ruffians, to the Sunnysands School for Pirates!

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I'm your teacher, Horatio Heave-Ho,

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and this is my assistant, Stinky.

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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But perhaps you could teach them a piratey song?

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I don't know many piratey songs. I keep forgetting the words.

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-Well,

-I

-know a piratey song.

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# How does a proper pirate go?

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# He stamps his foot and he shouts "Heave-ho!"

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# He hoists his sail on his pirate ship

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# And goes on a treasure hunting trip

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# He lands on an island far away

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# And digs and digs and digs all day

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# When he finds gold How does he go?

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# Yo-ho-ho Yo-ho-ho... #

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You've got to sing your hearts out, me hearties.

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ALL: # How does a...? #

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'Even Grandpa was roaring his heart out.

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'But Floyd had other ideas.'

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# ..And goes on a treasure hunting trip... #

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'While we were singing our hearts out...'

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# ..He lands on an island far away... #

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'..Floyd sneaked off and picked up this -

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-'a plastic crab.'

-Crab!

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'Floyd chased Horatio round and round the food table.

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'Any moment, one of them was going to spot Grandpa.'

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Help, make him stop, Miss Smiley, I'm scared of crabs.

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I think they're going to nip me somewhere nasty.

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Floyd, you put that crab back where you found it, please.

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Oh, he's pathetic. It's only plastic.

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I think it's time for a piratey picnic.

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THEY ALL CHEER

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'Grandpa had to get out of the way.

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'He jumped down and hid under the table.

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'I was pleased to see that Grandpa had escaped.

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'Floyd had taken the mermaid off the cake.'

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Not very piratey, this food, is it? Why have we got a mermaid cake?

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Mermaids have nothing to do with pirates.

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Floyd, put that back.

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At least you can't scare Horatio with a plastic mermaid.

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Go on.

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'But Floyd was determined to scare Horatio with something else.

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'While everyone was helping themselves to the pirate picnic,

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'Floyd sneaked off to the dressing-up box.

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'He thought nobody was watching him.

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'But...he was wrong.'

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-What's that boy up to now?

-'Miss Smiley went to get chocolate sundaes

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-'and Horatio said...'

-And while we're waiting for the sundaes,

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I'll tell you all some pirate stories. Sit down and gather round.

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'So we all gathered round.'

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Boris Blackbeard...

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'All of us, except Floyd.'

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..was the wildest pirate that ever sailed the seven seas.

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He had a roar that could scare the life out of a giant.

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-Roar!

-Aaagh!

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It's him, it's Boris Blackbeard, the bragging buccaneer.

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'Of course, everybody else

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'knew it wasn't really Boris Blackbeard, the bragging buccaneer.

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'It was Floyd. Horatio ran off and hid in the store cupboard.'

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Floyd, you're spoiling the fun, and you've upset Horatio.

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-I'm telling Miss Smiley.

-Me too.

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'This was a disaster. I was looking around for Grandpa

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'but I couldn't see him anywhere. And then...

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'I saw these. Grandpa had taken his clothes off

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'and was running around pirate school in his pants.

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'He was definitely up to something.

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'I decided to hide, so I could see what that something was.

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'Floyd was making for the food when somebody waved at him.

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'This time, Grandpa had gone too far.

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'He was sitting in the fish tank, dressed as a mermaid.'

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Aaagh! She waved at me.

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Miss Smiley, you've got to come.

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There's a real live mermaid in the fish tank.

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'As soon as Floyd had gone,

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'I ran to the fish tank and whipped the real live mermaid out.'

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Oh...

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Oh, thanks, Jason.

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Honestly, Grandpa!

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I didn't think I'd be able to hold my breath much longer.

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But it's true, I promise. She's alive.

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Oh no, Floyd's coming.

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I'll deal with him. You hide.

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'Floyd went straight to the fish tank,

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'but the mermaid wasn't there.'

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Coo-ee! I'm over here!

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Ahh, you can talk too?

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Who are you?

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I'm Melissa, the merry mermaid, with eyes of turquoise blue.

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With golden hair and a flappy tail

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and a special message for you.

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No more scaring Horatio, please.

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Or roaring and stamping your feet.

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Horatio may not be very brave.

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But he's ever so, ever so sweet.

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-Horatio!

-'Floyd rushed off to the store cupboard to find Horatio,

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'and I came out of my hiding place.' That was so funny, Grandpa.

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Pass me a napkin, will you, Jason?

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So I promise from now on I'll be as good as gold.

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If I do one more thing wrong, you can make me walk the plank.

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-It's a deal.

-Please come and see the mermaid. Please.

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'While Floyd was saying sorry to Horatio,

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'Grandpa took the mermaid costume off

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'and got back into his normal clothes.

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'I re-dressed the mermaid doll and put her back on the cake.

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'Just in time, too. Horatio and Floyd were coming back.'

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She's kind of funny and talks like this.

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SQUEAKY VOICE: "I'm Melissa the merry mermaid..."

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Well, come on.

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She's on the cake.

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This is just a doll. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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What's so funny?

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Full marks to you, Floyd.

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He tricked me right and proper, Miss Smiley. He tricked me.

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We'll make a pirate out of you yet, lad.

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Yo-ho-ho!

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ALL: Yo-ho-ho!

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'Floyd was a bit confused. But Grandpa's job was done.

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'When pirate school was over, Grandpa flew back on Gordon

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'and Miss Smiley brought us home.

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'I ran into the house in front of Jemima,

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'just as Grandpa flew down the stairs.

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'He whipped off his shrinking cap and came back to his normal size.'

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-We did it, Jason.

-It was a great pirate school, Grandpa.

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Especially when Melissa stopped Floyd messing about.

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Melissa couldn't have done it without you. That's what I call teamwork.

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Teamwork.

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There you are, Grandpa.

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We had such a good time. We learnt masses about being a pirate,

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including this song.

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-# How does a proper pirate go?

-He stamps his foot and shouts...

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# Heave-ho! #

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Grandpa, you know it already?

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Anyone would think you'd been to pirate school too.

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THEY LAUGH

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