Bertie Beep and his Talking Sheep Grandpa In My Pocket

Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

Catch me if you can!

Come down, Grandpa!

Grandpa!

'I do like my sister, Elsie. Well, sometimes...

'but I also like it when she goes to her swimming lesson.

'Cos then I get to play the Captain Dumbletwit game

'with Grandpa and my cousin Jason.'

Yes! Three gold galaxies!

Today, I am going to win this.

Yes, today I'm going to save the universe!

You lot, you're obsessed with Captain Dumbletwit! Obsessed!

'Great Aunt Loretta was helping out in the Mill

'because we were expecting a new guest

'who was going to do a show in Miss Smiley's cafe.'

Yes! Four gold Galaxies! Hurray!

Grandpa, what exactly is our new guest?

Is he a pop star?

No. He's a ventriloquist.

Ventriloquist. You know, he can make something talk

without moving his lips.

Like this... "Your turn, Jason. Your turn, go on!"

'But just then we heard this...'

HORN HONKS Oh, sounds like Mr Whoops' car!

'I ran out onto the balcony.'

It is Mr Whoops' car. Come on, Wulfy.

'I ran downstairs and Wulfy followed.

'Miss Smiley had borrowed Mr Whoops' car to bring us our new guest.

'Wulfy ran to the Meadow just as Miss Smiley arrived.

'Great Aunt Loretta heard the barking and came outside.'

What's all the noise about? Oh, hello, Miss Smiley!

Hi, Loretta! You're never going to guess who's here...

-'And up popped the ventriloquist.'

-Ta-da!

'Bertie Beep and his Talking Sheep.'

'But he wasn't a very good ventriloquist as you'll see...'

It's me! Bertie Beep!

And I'm Walter, his talking sh-e-e-p!

-Oh, we're going to have some fun with this guest.

-Brilliant!

-I'm Loretta...

-We're two of a kind, aren't we, Walter?

Two of a kind we a-a-are!

-Well, if you'd just like to...

-Like peas in a pod.

-Like p-e-e-a-s!

-If one of you'd...

You're my best friend in the whole world, Walter Sheep!

And you're my best friend in the whole world, Bertie Beep!

For goodness' sake! Do either of you ever stop talking?

Oh! Aren't they hilarious!

What else do you do, Walter?

Well... I like playing ch-a-a-se!

I'm coming to get y-o-o-u! Baa!

Oh. I don't think Loretta's enjoying this.

No. It's not going to end well.

Baa! Baa!

Walter has a mind of his own. I can't stop him. Baa!

-'Just then Great Aunt Loretta did this...'

-Do go away.

'Walter's hat flew through the air and went down the rabbit hole!'

Walter's hat! It's gone down a rabbit hole!

N-o-o-o!

It's not my fault. The sheep was going to nibble me.

Let's all calm down and go inside. Come along.

We'll find a way of getting your hat back.

Right, we need a plan. Josh, you go down to the meadow and wait for me.

-What are you thinking, Grandpa?

-You'll see, just go.

There's only one way to get that hat back, Jason.

And it means I have to be small.

Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

Catch me if you can!

'When Grandpa shrinks, he gets up to all kinds of things.

'His magic makes things go.

'He can fly in Jason's plane.

'He can drive in his car.

'And today, he jumped into my helicopter

'and flew out of the window.'

Grandpa!

You keep a look out, Josh. I'll get the hat.

'And down the rabbit hole he went.'

Whoops! Oh, hello there.

'It was Mr Twitchwhiskers guarding the hat.'

You're not going to move, are you? Please yourself.

I'll go the other way.

'And Grandpa went the other way.'

Aha, the hat!

'Grandpa went to pick up the hat,

'but Mr Twitchwhiskers didn't want him to have it.'

Oh, you again.

Now look, Mr Twitchwhiskers, I know I wasn't invited,

but all I want is the sheep's hat, then I'll be off.

'But Mr Twitchwhiskers wasn't happy, so he chased Grandpa.

'Meanwhile in the kitchen...'

Poor Walter! You've lost your hat!

My h-a-a-t! My h-a-a-t!

He hasn't lost his voice, has he?

Well, he's got a voice of his own, has Walter.

I'm so s-a-a-d!

Now, let's not get so upset.

Oh, I can't stand all this noise.

I'm going out to get some fresh air.

Where's Grandpa when you need him?

Gone for a little lie down, I expect.

'But, of course, Grandpa wasn't having a little lie-down.

'Just then he threw Walter's hat out of the rabbit hole

'and Wulfy grabbed it.'

'I picked Grandpa up and put him in my pocket.

'And just in time because...

Oh! Wulfy's got it! Wulfy's got the hat!

Give it here, you.

Right... That should shut the sheep up!

Here we are. One hat.

You are a wonder woman! Thank you! Thank you so much!

I'm so h-a-a-ppy!

You are a g-e-e-nius!

Oh... well, thank you.

You are my h-e-e-ro!

Oh, well. I do what I can.

You are the b-e-e-st!

You're quite a nice little sheep yourself, really.

-Wow!

-Wow!

I love you Lorett-a-a-a!

-Wow!

-What are you like?

# When I see you walking down the street,

# I know I'm in for a treat

# I can't help it I just want to bleat

# Won't you have a little baa with me? #

Oh, I say!

# Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! We're baa-ing in harmony!

# Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa!

# Just have a little baa with me. #

# When I see you walking right by

# All the stars just twinkle in the sky

# And my heart goes boom and I cry

# Won't you have a little baa with me? #

I don't mind if I do!

# Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! We're baa-ing in harmony!

# Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa!

# Just have a little baa with me.

# Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa!

# We're baa-ing in harmony!

# Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa!

# Just have a little baa

# Have a little baa

# Have a little baa with me. #

That was lovely. But we better set off to the cafe now.

You've got a show to do, boys.

You're right.

Oh, dear. Oh, no!

I'm losing my voice.

Oh, it's a good job you won't have to speak then, isn't it?

It's all down to Walter.

But, if Bertie's lost his voice then...

Oh!

I've lost mine as w-e-e-ll.

'This was a disaster.'

Green gloop! That's what you need.

'I quickly had a word with Grandpa.'

There's only one thing for it.

You've got to get me inside that sheep!

I'll see what I can do.

'Luckily, Jason had guessed the plan.'

We'll look after Walter for you, Bertie,

while you drink your green gloop.

'Green gloop is spinach and sprout shake.'

Get that down, you.

'Jason handed me the sheep.

'And Grandpa jumped out of my pocket and on went the hat.'

I can't drink it. I'll be sick!

No n-e-e-d to drink it now!

What?

I said no n-e-e-d for gr-e-e-n gloop. I'm bett-e-r!

Was that you, Josh?

No! It's Walter!

Goodness me! He really does have a voice of his own!

That means the show will go on!

But Josh will have to do the show with me

or I'll have no-one to talk to!

That's a very good idea.

Come on everyone, we don't want to be late.

'So, off I went with Grandpa hiding in a sheep's hat

'to do a show at Miss Smiley's cafe.'

'And because we're such a good team it went really well.'

# When I see you walking down the street

# I know I'm in for a treat

# I can't help it I just want to bleat

# Won't you have a little baa with me?

# Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! We're baa-ing in harmony!

# Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa!

# Just have a little baa with me.

# Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! We're baa-ing in harmony!

# Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa!

# Just have a little baa with me. #

'Bertie Beep was so proud of Walter. So was Great Aunt Loretta.'

'When we got back to the Mill,

'I managed to get Grandpa out of Walter's hat without anyone seeing

'and I ran upstairs.'

Cap off, quick!

You made a brilliant sheep!

Ha-ha-ha! I couldn't have done it without your help!

-Teamwork, eh!

-Teamwork!

Oh, I hear it all went very well, Loretta,

and that you've found a new admirer.

A sheep!

A sheep that's a whole lot cleverer than you, Grandpa.

A sheep with a voice of his own!

He's having a little lie down now, it's all that baa-ing, I expect.

Baa, baa, baa, baa...

Have a little baa with me.

Oh, I didn't know you knew that song, Grandpa.

Walter sang it much better.

Teamwork!