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-Just when you thought it was safe...

-John, I remember when we

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were toddlers, we were so cute.

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..the Jedward boys are back to surprise the nation's tourists...

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Chicken burger and chips.

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I need you to take this seriously! We need to win!

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..and compete head-to-head to see who will be the best tour guide.

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Mary Arden was actually related to...

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She was an aunt of some sort.

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Who will get a standing ovation?

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What else happened? Em...

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And who will be booed off stage?

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I don't think they really knew what they were talking about.

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It's Jedward's Big Adventure!

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You have it! I don't want it, John! Take it!

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# Come with us, there's so much to discover

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# Crazy adventures with me and my brother

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# We'll take on things that will freak you out

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# Cos this is Jedward's Big Adventure

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# Be your tour guides, there's so much to do

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# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you

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# Never know what you'll find and we'll mess with your mind

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# Hair-raising, trail-blazing, totally wild

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# Jedward's Big Adventure. #

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Stratford-upon-Avon - the birthplace of William Shakespeare.

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This charming market town has something for everyone -

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history, culture...

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and Jedward?!

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We're here, Edward! This must be Stratford!

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John, I'm so excited about meeting will.i.am.

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Edward, Stratford is actually the birthplace of William Shakespeare!

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Not will.i.am.

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Aw, John, do you think this guy, William Shakespeare,

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will give me an autograph?

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I'm sure, back in the day, he would have,

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-but do you want to know something?

-What?

-He's dead.

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It's our mission, let's see what it says, Edward.

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"Dear Jedward, in just 24 hours' time, you'll each have to give

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"a group of tourists a guided tour of Stratford-upon-Avon.

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"You'll be telling them all about the amazing history

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"of the birthplace of William Shakespeare."

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Awesome, John.

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"Whoever gives the best tour will get to try their hand at falconry."

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Amazing. Birds of prey.

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"But whoever loses will get a face full of rotten vegetables...

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"..thrown by angry peasants."

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-John, we're going to need some help.

-You're right, Edward.

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I wish celebrities would just pop out from the sky

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and save the day like a superhero.

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It's Dominique Moore from Horrible Histories!

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And Bobby Lockwood from Wolfblood!

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-We were just going to see a show.

-Do you guys want to come?

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Love to go see a show, but there's a show that needs you a lot more -

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Jedward's Big Adventure.

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-Can you guys help?

-Yeah, why not.

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Up here. Nice.

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So, what do you guys know about Stratford?

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-Um...

-Oh...

-I think it's fair to say I know nearly nothing.

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I probably know less than Dominique, so...

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John, I think we need to find some real experts.

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These guys don't know anything.

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You guys relax, while we go get the facts. Let's go!

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Tomorrow, John and Edward will be leading a group of tourists

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around the historic town of Stratford-upon-Avon -

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a place they know nothing about.

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John will be helped by Bobby,

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whilst Edward will be with Dominique.

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Each team will be given three stories which the

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tourists will be tested on.

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It's time to meet their first expert at the world-famous Swan Theatre,

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home of the Royal Shakespeare Company, or RSC for short.

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There she is - Jackie! Wherefore art thou, Jackie?

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She knows all there is to know about Shakespeare.

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What can you tell us about William Shakespeare?

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Well, he's probably the most famous playwright in the entire world.

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William Shakespeare is considered to be

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the greatest playwright of all time.

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He wrote 37 plays, including Romeo and Juliet and Macbeth,

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as well 154 sonnets or poems.

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Even though Shakespeare lived over 400 years ago,

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we till use many of the words and phrases that he wrote,

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such as "love is blind", "off with his head", "green-eyed jealously",

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"the Queen's English", "it's Greek to me",

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and even "a wild goose chase."

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Wow, William Shakespeare was awesome.

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What else can you tell us about the RSC?

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-We've had some very famous people perform for us.

-Like who?

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-David Tennant, Sir Ian McKellen...

-That's like having Dr Who and...

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-Gandalf.

-..in one play. That's amazing.

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(Edward, can you ask Jackie if we can go see the costumes?)

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Jackie, John just whispered to me but I think you can hear him.

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We really want to try on the costumes! Please?!

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-Yes, of course you can.

-Let's do it, Jackie. Lead the way.

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Oh, it's dressing up time.

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What is going on?

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Yes... Very fetching, boys(!)

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How about some new hair?

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Exit stage right to the wigs department, please.

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So, we have hair, all sorts of coloured hairs.

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This is fine lace, so you would put the hair into the lace,

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make a little knot and pull it through.

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But the thing is, we do it one at a time.

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You guys don't just make basic wigs.

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We're not like your high street hairdresser,

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so we have to have a very good grounding of period hairstyles.

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-Wow.

-Amazing.

-It looks like Jedward, but together on one head.

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Oh, dear, what a thought.

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Argh!

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On that note, it's time to move on.

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Next, they're off to Shakespeare's birthplace to meet Jenny.

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Where's Jenny?

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There she is! Nice outfit.

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-What's up?!

-Hi, guys.

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Are you Shakespeare's mum?

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-I'm not that old.

-Are you his girlfriend?

-I'm not that old either.

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OK, then, what are you and what is this place?

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This floor that you are standing on right now is the floor that

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was in here when William Shakespeare was 11 years old.

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So, you're literally standing in Shakespeare's footsteps.

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This is where Shakespeare used to walk the walk,

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talk the talk, break it down.

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But it's interesting to know that Shakespeare's father John

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was a little bit of a dodgy geezer.

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William Shakespeare's father John had lots of jobs -

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glove maker, leather tanner, grain and wool merchant.

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He was even a town mayor.

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He was known as a bit of a wheeler dealer who ended up losing

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a lot of money through dodgy deals.

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The leather workshop at Shakespeare's house would

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have been a really smelly place.

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People would bring their pee to tan the leather his father made.

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Those with red hair got more money for their pee than others.

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Queen Elizabeth I was on the throne at the time, and as she

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had ginger hair, pee from redheads was thought to be more valuable.

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Aw! That's gross. They were selling their own pee?

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I've got to find myself some pee.

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Guys, there's loads more to see in Shakespeare's house.

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-Let's go and see John Shakespeare's workshop.

-Lead the way, Jenny.

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So, what did they make here?

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They made gloves which they would have sold out of the window

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-straight out onto the street.

-Amazing.

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-This is where we use all the pee...

-Pee?!

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All of the pee that we have,

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you would put the leather into the pee to get rid of all that flesh and

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all the hairs, and then after that,

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maybe you'd like to try one of these on.

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-I'm OK.

-Are you sure?

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Cos after that, you would rub plenty of dog poo onto the leather

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to make it nice and soft.

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This is getting worse and worse.

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Pee, dog poo, what's next?

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-Poetry.

-Yeah.

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Anglaise! Hurrah!

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Yes, hurrah!

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Upstairs now to find out about Tudor bedrooms.

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Jenny, there's a bed here.

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Can I go and take a Jed-nap? Cos I'm kinda tired right now.

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-Well, guys, I'm afraid you can't lie flat in this bed.

-Why not? Please?

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No. Most of the Tudors slept slightly sitting up.

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Why did they sleep sitting up?

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Cos they didn't want to wreck their cool hair?

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Actually, it's because of them had really bad chesty coughs.

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HE COUGHS

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Beds were big business in Shakespeare's day.

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Having a fancy bed was like owning a blinging sports car.

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It could cost up to a year's salary.

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The phrase "sleep tight" comes from the ropes that supported Tudor beds.

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You had to tighten the ropes before you got into bed

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so that you didn't fall through.

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Four poster beds with roofs became popular in Tudor times.

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They were made to stop creepy crawlies falling from the thatch

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and into sleepers' mouths.

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Many people would have had bad chests

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because of the smoke from open fires in houses.

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To avoid coughing all night, people slept sitting upright,

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thus Tudor beds were shorter than modern day ones.

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Urgh, bugs in your mouth, that would not be nice.

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Well, guys, if you think that was bad,

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there were lots and lots of superstitions regarding bedrooms.

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They were quite frightened that the fairies would steal the boys

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away during the night.

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So they used to dress the little boys as little girls.

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That is not cool.

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How could a tiny little fairy just magically take someone?

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The fairy must be doing lots of weights!

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The fairies in Tudor times were not nice with little wings,

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and all pink and sparkly... They were quite evil and nasty,

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and there were trolls in the dairy, and the devil up the chimney...

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-So they weren't like Tinkerbell?

-They definitely weren't like tinkerbell.

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-OK.

-So with all of this superstition and inspiration around,

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it's not surprising that Shakespeare wrote so many cool plays.

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Boo!

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My thoughts exactly.

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The boys are... Oh, there he goes.

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They're halfway through their tours about Shakespeare

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and appear to be learning quite a lot.

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But whilst Jedward are fact finding,

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what are Dominique and Bobby getting up to?

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Shakespeare is brilliant, but it can be a bit confusing.

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-It's all Greek to me!

-Yep, Shakespeare said that.

-Blimey.

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See, if Shakespeare's confused, then Jedward are in trouble.

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No, "it's all Greek to me"

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is a phrase that Shakespeare came up with.

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Oh, right.

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-I still think Jedward are in trouble.

-Quite possibly, Bobby.

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They've left town and appear to be on a farm.

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Are they lost?

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Oh, no, they're there to meet the next expert.

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No, not him.

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Her! That's right. Mistress Alice.

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This place is absolutely amazing. What went on here?

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Mary Arden was Shakespeare's mother.

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She brought young William here when he was a baby.

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Can you guess why?

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It's thought that as a baby William might have been taken

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to his mother Mary's childhood home - Arden's farm near Stratford.

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This was in order to escape the plague,

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which had killed four of his brothers and sisters.

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So it's remarkable that William survived at all.

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The nation had experienced outbreaks of plague from the 1300s,

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and by Shakespeare's time, in the 16th century,

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millions had died from it.

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Lots of strange remedies were attempted to cure the plague,

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such as bloodsucking leeches, washing in vinegar,

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-and even wearing a toad around your neck.

-GRIBBET!

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-John, we've got more facts to learn.

-I can't believe it.

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-They had a toad around their neck.

-I have my own plague charm, look.

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-What is that?

-This...

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-is a dragon's tooth.

-I've got a leaf.

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That would work too, young master.

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-But do you know the symptoms of the plague?

-What's the symptoms.

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-Do you feel tired?

-Yes.

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-Dizzy?

-Yes.

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Do you have big boils on your neck or under your armpits?

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I have a spot right there!

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-Is it turning black?

-It's red.

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It starts off red, then it fills with blood,

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and then it goes black, and then...

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It explodes like...

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..you die.

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Oh, no! You better keep that leaf close, Edward.

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Time to move on.

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Us Tudors, we only have one set of outer clothes,

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and our linens have to be washed every day.

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Are you ready to do the Tudor washing?

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Whatever you say, Mistress Alice, let's do it!

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What do I do with this?

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You batter the washing with it, as hard as you can. That's it!

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Oh, harder! Come on! Put some welly into it.

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And stop!

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A Tudor housewife was judged by the whiteness of her linens.

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-Do you know what she used to get them really white?

-What did you use?

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-Urine.

-Oh, these people back then

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must have all smelled so bad. Like pee!

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No, young masters, they wouldn't smell.

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Once you have washed and bleached your linen, you rinse it.

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Yuck! That's quite enough talk about pee, thank you.

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Time for quick break and some fun on the farm.

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You're twins, we're twins. Why can't we be friends?

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John, he's got a curled tail, that must mean he's happy.

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I'm John, you're pig, and together we are Jpig.

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Jpig indeed!

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Back to the fact-finding, please, boys.

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We're here in the heart of the kitchen,

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where William Shakespeare walked in like, "Yo, yo, yo!"

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Writing stuff... "I'm kinda hungry, I need my energy."

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Do you know what Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth commanded all her

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subjects to eat three times a week?

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-Melon?

-Jellybeans?

-Lemons?

-Chocolate?

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-No jellybeans, no chocolate.

-Christmas pudding?

-No!

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-Tell us.

-It was fish.

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In Shakespeare's day, you had to eat fish three times a week.

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Once on Fridays, for religious reasons,

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and twice more because the Queen said so.

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Queen Elizabeth I wanted to build a strong navy to protect

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England from the Spanish Armada.

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But when the navy weren't fighting, she had to keep them in a job.

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So they went fishing...a lot...for the whole country.

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Water wasn't safe to drink in Tudor times,

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so the people drank ale instead, even babies.

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The weakest sort of ale was called toddler ale

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and was given to infants.

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That's where we get the word toddler from,

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as it made them toddle about.

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John, I remember when we were toddlers, we were so cute.

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Edward, I think we're still cute.

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Hm, Alice doesn't look convinced, does she?

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Every night, you would leave your fairy plate out for the fire fairy.

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It's so small, what are they?

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That is her bath, that is some water to put in her bath,

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that is a towel and these are her fairy cakes.

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-It's so small you could just blow your nose in it.

-No!

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Not on my fairy towel!

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Now the fairy won't give us a good fire in the morning.

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Mind your manners, Edward, cos you're off to church next to

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meet the next expert - Ronnie!

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Hello, Ronnie!

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So, what can you tell us about this amazing church?

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It's the Church of The Holy and Undivided Trinity

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in Stratford-on-Avon.

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Holy Trinity Church in Stratford-upon-Avon is where

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Shakespeare was baptised as a baby in 1564 and buried in 1616.

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His gravestone is engraved with a blessing and a curse.

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It reads...

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So, why did William Shakespeare want to have a curse wrote on his grave.

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They dug up the bones of the graves outside here and

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they piled them up, and Shakespeare didn't want to be among those guys.

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Did Shakespeare want to be a VIP?

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He certainly was and he did want to be a VIP, yeah.

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He's probably knocking down there, like,

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"Let me up, let me up, I want to meet Jedward."

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Maybe, John, or maybe he's just turning in his grave.

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Do you think, back then, Shakespeare would have wrote about me and Edward?

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Oh, I think so.

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-There are plenty of, if I may so say, clowns in his plays...

-Perfect.

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..and you guys would be real good.

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So, that was the last story on the list to learn.

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Now it's time to get back to the hotel

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and prepare for tomorrow's tour.

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I've been all over Stratford, OK?

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I've found out that basically everything

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-is about William Shakespeare.

-What about this?

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Yeah, Shakespeare used that to write his poetry.

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Um, I'm not sure about that.

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How are they doing next door?

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"If thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,

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"and I'll no longer be a Capulet."

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"Chicken burger and chips."

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"Spaghetti Bolognese."

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Edward, that's the menu.

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I need you to take this seriously! We need to win!

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Don't stress out. We got a rubber ducky.

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Oh, no, they're quacking up.

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Let's hope for some more sense tomorrow. Night-night!

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Morning!

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Day two in Stratford, and both teams are feeling confident.

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You think you're going to beat us? Look at us!

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We have winner wrote all over us.

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-Tell me a fact, John.

-Um, one fact...

-Yeah, no facts!

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Stop arguing, guys, the tourists are on their way!

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-Hello!

-Hello!

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We haven't done Shakespeare at our school before.

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I'm most excited about meeting our tour guide

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and just going around and learning stuff.

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I think it's going to be really exciting.

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What's up, guys! Welcome to Jedward's Big Adventure.

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You ready to learn some facts?

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ALL: Yeah!

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Let's do this!

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We're here to tell you guys all about the man himself that is...

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ALL: William Shakespeare!

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I'm against Edward, he's against me, and I'm against him,

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and he's against me.

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Before we start, we need our team-mates.

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Everyone make some noise for Bobby Lockwood from Wolfblood!

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And guess what?

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I got Dominique Moore from Horrible Histories!

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She's Dominique and I'm Edward and together we are Edmonique!

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-I'm John.

-I'm Bobby.

-And together we are Jobobbon!

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Bob... Bob-a-job?! Bobba...?

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Everyone, stop talking!

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There's William Shakespeare!

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Time to start the tours.

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The winners will get to enjoy something

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they loved in Tudor times - falconry.

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All right, mate?

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But the losers will get pelted with rotten vegetables

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by some angry Tudor peasants.

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Yep. They look very angry.

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First up, it's Edmonique,

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and they're at the RSC to tell us about Shakespeare.

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They need to remember how many plays Shakespeare wrote

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and which famous names and have graced the stage.

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Welcome to the RSC. Want to know what that stands for?

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Royal Shakespeare Company!

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Good start.

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He is one of the world's greatest playwrights,

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so they put on lots of his plays here.

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I'm going to start writing plays

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so I can become the greatest playwright. What do you think?

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I think that's an idea.

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Oh, she doesn't look convinced, Edward.

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You better stick to the facts, mate.

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I think he wrote over a hundred and something...

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He's written lots and lots of plays.

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Oh, no, it's 37 actually. You're just waffling now.

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Thy and thee and thou...

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-Do you think they did crowd-surfing in Tudor times?

-No.

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Echo!

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I like the wood here. It's like a special type of wood.

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No, it's not.

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No echo.

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What else happened?

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-Who wrote Rapunzel?

-Not William Shakespeare.

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-William Shakespeare didn't write Rapunzel?

-No.

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But Rapunzel's a really good play.

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Oh, it's completely fallen apart now.

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What now?

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OK... Um...

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Awkward...

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Oh, dear.

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I don't think they really knew what they were talking about.

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I didn't really get what they were saying anyway.

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Next, it's team Jobobbon. Yes, Jobobbon.

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Let's see if they can do any better.

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So, Bobby. What can you tell us about this amazing place?

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-What went on here?

-They made leather.

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So all the clothes you're wearing right now were all made with pee.

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CHILD: Get the hair!

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Another way they made these gloves... It's disgusting...

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These gloves are made with dog poo.

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Pffrrt!

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So we're now going to go into a song. You ready for this?

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# We're tanning leather, not being funny

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# Give us your pee, and we'll give you money!

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# If you've got red hair like Queen Liz

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# We'll pay double for your whizz! #

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All right, guys. You now know the words. Let's go through the song.

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-You ready?

-I'm ready.

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BOBBY BEATBOXES

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Oh, yeah!

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# We're tanning leather, not being funny

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# Give us your pee and we'll give you money!

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# And if you've got red hair like Queen Liz.

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# We'll pay double for your whizz! #

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Fresh, yeah. Proper fresh.

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Sorry, got a bit carried away there. Very tuneful.

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But what did the tourists make of your efforts, Jabbotron?

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Apparently, gloves were dipped in pee to give them tan.

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My favourite fact would be that in Tudor times,

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redheads have the most expensive wee.

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Well, Jabobaobatron did a pretty good job there.

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Let's see how Edmonique are getting on upstairs.

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In Tudor times, there was loads of superstition.

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People believed in fairies, in the devil

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and they believed in all these crazy things.

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They used to dress boys like girls

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because they thought the devil kidnapped boys.

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Want to wear it? Here you go!

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Yes!

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Oh! So far, so good.

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They used to not sleep like this or sleep like that.

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They used to have to sleep upright because they had chesty coughs.

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HE COUGHS

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-Edward, are you OK?

-I'm OK.

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Everyone at the time had chesty coughs.

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Oh, you were acting.

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Yeah, that was acting. Yeah...

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So, the teams are back at Mary Arden's Farm.

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-We found a swan!

-Ah, it's a duck!

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It's a goose.

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Yes, let's hope their knowledge of Shakespeare is better

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than their knowledge of animals.

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Next, it's Team Jabobagobabadobatron.

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Will they remember to mention how many sets of clothes Tudors had?

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And what sort of strange remedies they had for the plague?

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And can they remember who Mary Arden was?

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Mary Arden was actually like related to...

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She was an aunt of some sort...

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She was related to William Shakespeare.

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She was here and she knew a lot about farming.

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Oh, no, John, she was his mum.

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Back in the olden days,

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people used to have a very small amount of clothes.

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They had one or two sets of clothes,

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so you had to wash your clothes all the time.

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Well, that's one correct fact at least.

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Just beat out all the stains and the wet.

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I'm getting tired.

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So am I! Enough already!

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Let's see what Edmonique are up to.

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They're ready to give their last tour of the day in the kitchen,

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but will they remember to mention where Tudors sat to eat

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and the name of the ale that was given to infants?

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This is kind of like a mini fairy bath, and they put it outside

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to wish for a good fire, and they had fairies for everything.

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They might have had a fairy for like good weather, a fairy for Jedward...

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A fairy for fire.

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Yep, we get it. Fairies for everything.

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-And what else?

-Um...

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Oh, napkins! The napkins would go on your left shoulder.

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Yes, for all the men, you put it on your left shoulder, and the

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women, I don't know what you guys did, but you put napkins somewhere.

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We're going to guess we put them on our right shoulder.

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That's a guess.

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Who needs actually facts when you can guess?

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-You'd only move things with...

-Your left hand.

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And you'd eat with your right hand,

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or it might be the other way round, we don't know.

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But you definitely did one thing with one hand

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and one thing with the other.

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Uh-oh, it's falling apart.

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That big jar is for... Is it for the ale?

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I don't think they drank ale...

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-Yes, they did! Toddler ale!

-Fizzy drinks.

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They didn't have fizzy drinks.

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Oh, I despair!

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Cheers!

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What are you toasting, guys?

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Here's to the shambles?

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Let's see if the opposition can do any better. Jabobagobatron.

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-I'm John, he's Bobby, and together we are...

-Jobobbon!

-Jobobbon, that's it.

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They're in the church where Shakespeare's buried, but can

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they remember what the church is called

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and the year Shakespeare died?

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The grave of William Shakespeare!

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He was buried here in 1616.

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As you can see, this is a curse and William Shakespeare had this

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curse because he wanted to protect himself after death.

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-You guys want to know an interesting fact?

-Yes.

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-I'm related to William Shakespeare.

-Go on...

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It's a complicated story...

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So, like, William Shakespeare, his sister had like a kid,

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and they had a kid, and over 500 years later,

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-here I am.

-Rubbish.

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When he said that he was related to William Shakespeare,

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which is obviously not true.

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You're not wrong!

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That went awesome!

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Bobby?! Where are you?!

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"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, John -

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"a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."

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Bobby, what are you doing? They're cursed! You moved the bones!

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They're cursed!

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You have it! I don't want it, John!

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Take it, John!

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Oh, look out. You might be cursed now, Jabbabybons!

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The day is almost over, and all the tours are done,

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but what's the verdict from the tourists?

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I think that John was the best tour guide.

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Cos he got us involved with everything, really.

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-Yeah.

-But Edward and Dominique would forget their facts and be confused.

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It'd be like, "Oh, I can't remember that fact."

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I'm not really sure who's going to win. It's a real close call.

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We'll soon find out, Scarlet, cos it's time for the big test!

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The tourists are being asked two questions on each of the stories.

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"How many sets of clothes would ordinary..." One or two sets.

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Yeah.

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For each correct answer,

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there's a point in it for the team that told that story.

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"In what year did Shakespeare die?"

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BOTH: 1616.

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And the team with the most points will win a chance to

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try their hands at falconry, but the losers will be pelted with

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rotten vegetables by angry Tudor peasants.

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What's she doing?

0:26:090:26:10

The results are in and it's time to reveal the winners.

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Mistress Alice is back with the results, but which team will

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get a standing ovation and which one will be booed off the stage?

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I think I know. Do you?

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And now, young masters, the time you've been waiting for.

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I can reveal the results.

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I don't want to know!

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Team Edward scored...

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..36 points.

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Oh, yeah. That sounds good.

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Team John scored...

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This is too much.

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..40 points!

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Congratulations Team Bonbonbobblyblobs.

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You'll be off for some Tudor style falconry fun,

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whilst the losers face a foodie humiliation.

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-Ready for our forfeit?

-I'm not.

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Millie, fly!

0:27:160:27:18

Hey, Millie. Wow!

0:27:180:27:22

So cool.

0:27:220:27:23

Bobby doesn't look convinced.

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Come on, we won. We get to fly an owl just like in Harry Potter. Hedwig!

0:27:250:27:30

Amazing.

0:27:300:27:32

I don't actually like owls. I'm a bit scared of them.

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Apologies, Bobby. We had no idea you didn't like owls.

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-She's so light.

-You won't even know that she's landed on the glove.

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-There's she's there.

-I know.

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-Have a look.

-I don't...

-Look at this bird. Do it!

-She's beautiful.

0:27:460:27:51

-I can't look.

-It's Dr Phil. We're going to get through this together.

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Well done. Well done. That's grand, that's good.

0:27:560:27:58

You've done a grand job.

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Good on you, Bobby, for facing your fear.

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Promise to get you something better next time.

0:28:020:28:04

Ice cream, foot massage or maybe throwing vegetable

0:28:040:28:07

at the other team!

0:28:070:28:08

-Edward, make him stop!

-John! What are you doing?

0:28:080:28:11

I never want to eat vegetables again!

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