Get Fit Justin Justin's House

# Justin's house is the place you want to play in

# Justin's house, you're my special guest today

# Justin's house is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# There's Robert and Dee and Little Monster too

# And someone else, we think you know who

# He's funny and sunny, has a smile on his face

# He's...Justin!

# And this is my place! #

Sing it!

# Justin's house is the place you want to play in

# Justin's house, you're my special guest today

# Justin's house is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

-# Justin's house.

-#

# Da-da day, da-da day... #

Oh! Ho-ho-ho! Hello, everyone!

-AUDIENCE: HELLO!

-Sorry.

I've just dropped all my shopping. Deary me. Stop laughing!

It's not funny!

Oh, dear. I don't know. Da-ay!

Let me just put the shopping down here and...

What am I doing? Oh, I don't know. Sorry about that.

Let me just put this table and... wa-ay!

Stop laughing! I don't know!

I've been so busy today, shopping.

Hello, everybody! AUDIENCE: Hello!

Welcome back, Sir. How was the shopping trip?

Robert, I have to say, it was very tiring.

I know what will perk you up, Sir. All your friends are here.

-I know. We've said hello already, haven't we?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

-Fire up the old RMP1 player, Robert.

-Yes. Firing up, Sir.

-And hit it!

-Hitting it, Sir!

-Right then.

Come on, everyone! Up on your feet. It's party time!

Come on, stand up, everyone! Woo-hoo! Here we go!

As loud as you can. Here we go! Let me hear you!

# Justin's house, it's the place you want to play in

# Justin's house, you're my special guest today

# Justin's house is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# We sing here and dance here, play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny, put a smile on my face

# You're...brilliant!

# You really are ace. # Come on, everyone, loud as you can!

# Justin's house, it's the place you want to play in

# Justin's house, you're my special guest today

# Justin's house, it's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

-One more time!

-Raise the roof, Sir!

# Justin's house, it's the place you want to play in

# Justin's house, you're my special guest today

# Justin's house, it's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# Justin's house. #

-Give yourselves a huge cheer!

-Well done, everybody.

-Woo-hoo!

I tell you what, Robert. I am exhausted after all of that singing.

CLOCK BONGS

-Wa-ay!

-Oh, dear, Sir. That reminds me.

It's been five whole minutes since I vacuumed the stairs. Excuse me.

All right, then.

-DOORBELL RINGS

-Hold your horses, everyone!

I wonder who it is.

Special Dee-livery!

It's Dee. Say hello to Dee, everyone. Hi, Dee!

-Dee, have you got my Justin Times?

-Certainly have.

-Straight from the press and from me to you.

-I haven't read it yet.

I can't stop. It's all go, go, go today!

Oh, Dee! Just wait one minute, will you?

Oh, I'm exhausted!

-There, Sir, all clean and dustless.

-You haven't given me my paper.

Silly me! Sorry! Catch!

Oh, goodness gracious me!

Well, got to go. It is Get In Shape Day after all.

-Bye, everybody. See you later.

-AUDIENCE: Bye!

-Bye, Dee!

-What was that all about?

-I don't know, Sir.

-Here's the Justin Times.

-Thank you. Let's have a read.

Hang on a minute. Dee's right! Today is Get In Shape Day.

Maybe I could do a bit of exercise. Should I do some exercise, everyone?

AUDIENCE: Yes!

-I need a trainer.

-Ah! Leave it to me, Sir.

-Right.

-Here we are.

Now. There, Sir, you see? A trainer!

No, no, Robert. You're right, that is a trainer.

But I mean a trainer like a personal trainer.

-Someone to help me to get fit.

-Oh, Sir! Could I be your trainer? Please!

-Pretty please!

-Hang on, hang on. I'll ask all of our friends.

-Do you think Robert should be my trainer?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

-Robert, you have got the job.

-Thank you very much, Sir.

Now, I think we need... the Jiggle-o-meter 3000. HRRR!

-Jiggle-o-meter 3000 for Justin!

-Oh, thanks, Dee. This looks snazzy.

-What is it?

-Ha-ha! The Jiggle-o-meter 3,000

is the latest fitness gizmo. It tells if you're exercising well.

Ooh! Thank you!

It says here, the Jiggle-o-meter won't quit until you're fit!

-That's right. Well, have fun. See you later. Bye!

-Bye, Dee!

-There you go, Robert.

-Thank you, Sir.

-Right then.

It looks very snazzy, Sir. Why don't you take that end and we'll put on?

Are you sure you did order a small? I'm usually an extra small!

-Erm...yes, Sir.

-That's right.

Well, let's just turn it on. Here we are.

ALARM SOUNDS

Ooh, what's that awful noise? How do we make it stop?

-You need to start exercising.

-Oh, right. I'll start jogging, then.

Ooh, that's good. It's stopped. I'm getting the hang of this.

ALARM SOUNDS

-You stopped. You need to keep going!

-You mean I've got to keep moving?

Yes, until the Jiggle-o-meter says, "YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH EXERCISE! HRRR!"

But, Robert, how do I know when I've done enough exercise?

-It'll make a different sound, Sir.

-Oh, I see.

-Oh.

Or you could just pause it. CUCKOO

Oh, I'll just press this button...

-But how will you know when you've done your exercises?

-You're right.

-Was that the Jiggle-o-meter or the phone?

-That's the phone, sir.

OK, I'll get the phone. Hang on. Here it is.

Hello? Who is it, please?

Oh, hang on, there goes the Jiggle-o-meter. Two seconds, please.

I'll pause it. That's better. Hello. Justin's house, Justin speaking.

-SQUEAKY VOICE ON PHONE

-Who? Katie?

Oh, it's Katie from I Can Cook. Say hello, everyone.

AUDIENCE: Hello, Katie!

Katie, how can we help you? Oh, yes, that's right.

You're coming over for some yummy, scrummy food.

When will you be here? OK, Katie. Bye. She says she loves me.

Very good, sir. Let's turn the Jiggle-o-meter back on

before Katie arrives so we can do some exercise, sir.

Oh, can we turn it on in a minute? I'll get ready first.

-Oh, all right, then, sir.

-All right. Be back in a minute.

Oh, Robert, have you seen my trainer?

Present and correct, sir.

No, I know you're my personal trainer. I meant my other trainer like this.

Oh, I see, sir. I've not seen it, but I'll look for it.

Right, see you later, everyone.

Now, everybody, will you help me find Justin's other trainer?

Can you see it at all? It's where? Oh, Little Monster's got it.

Little Monster, come here this moment. Oh no, Justin needs that!

Oh, dear. Oh, where is she?

Oh, give that back now. Oh, she got it again.

Oh, Little Monster, you give that back, Justin needs it.

Oh, all right, shh. I've got a plan.

Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle!

Got it! Well done, everybody. Thank you. Sir, I got your trainer.

Well done, Robert. And I've got my tracksuit.

MUSIC: "MATCH OF THE DAY" THEME TUNE

-Ah, thanks, Robert. My other trainer.

-Very good, sir.

-Right, you're all set.

-I am already feeling fit as a fiddle.

-Right, OK, we start with some stretches, trainer.

-Very well.

-How far would you like me to stretch you?

-What do you mean?

Oh, Robert! You don't stretch me. I'm going to do the stretches.

-Let's turn on the Jiggle-o-meter.

-Good idea. Here we go.

Count the stretches, everyone. All right, here we go.

-One, two...

-Very good. I'll just...

-Whoa!

-Oh, sir.

-Robert, what are you doing?

-I'm so sorry.

All right, forget the stretches.

-Let's start up with some push-ups.

-I can help you there. Here we go.

-Ready?

-You ready for this?

DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

-Do you come here often?

-Yes, Wednesday night is robotic night.

Listen, listen, stop the push-ups.

That's not how you do push-ups, is it, everyone?

Look, I'll show you, OK? This is a shop.

You'll have to count how many I do.

OK, will you help, everybody, to count?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

-OK, here we go.

-I haven't done it yet, wait for it.

-Don't be too generous.

Here we go, ready?

Does that count as one? Yeah, all right. One, sir.

How many was it, everyone?

-AUDIENCE: One!

-One?!

One! Yay!

OK, Robert, I know what's next. It's running on the spot.

I can help you there, sir. Here we are.

-There's your spot. Go nuts.

-OK, going nuts, here we go.

You can go a little faster than that, sir. Faster, faster! Faster!

-Help me, everyone! Robert?

-Yes?

You know, you are a good trainer, but I must say,

I did remember this morning seeing dust on the flowers in the garden.

-Dust? Are you sure, Sir?

-Yes.

Right, I'll go and sort it out this moment. You keep exercising.

Come on, everyone, let's run.

All right, OK. Stop. Has he gone? Oh, he's gone.

Right, I am just going to have a quiet sneaky sit down.

Ah, that's better.

Oh, what's that? Is it the Jiggle-o-meter? Oh, no!

-Sir?

-Yes, I was just doing some stretches, wasn't I?

I'm watching you, mister. Keep exercising.

Oh, hang on. Everyone, will you help me? Listen.

I'm going to hold this here, and I'm going to lift it up and down,

and you can count with me, OK? Ready? Count with me. One, two,

three, four,

five... oh, it's Little Monster, look. Hello.

There goes the Jiggle-o-meter!

-What's going on here?

-Ah. Well, you know what?

I am glad you have come back, Robert,

because this Jiggle-o-meter is faulty.

Oh, really? Well, let's see, shall we, Sir?

The Jiggle-o-meter 3000 is working fine.

-You have achieved zero exercise.

-Sir!

-Hang on a minute.

That's not true.

-Do not believe a word Justin says.

-Ooh!

-Sir!

I am trying, Robert.

-You have to do a lot more exercise than that, young man.

-All right.

And please, everybody, will you all make sure

that Justin keeps doing his exercises, all right?

-Thank you.

-All right.

Has he gone? Oh, right. OK, now, listen.

Little Monster, will you help me play a trick on Robert? Ho, ho!

If you take the Jiggle-o-meter 3000, can you run as fast as you can all around the house?

Great, there you go. Right, ready? Three, two, one, go!

That's better. If you see Little Monster, shout.

Ah, well done, yes, she's over there. Excellent.

Keep running, Little Monster.

Good, that's it. Well done everyone. Keep running, Little Monster.

Is she up there? Excellent, well done.

Keep going, Little Monster. Yes.

Excellent! A big cheer for Little Monster!

If I can have the Jiggle-o-meter 3000 back... hey! She's gone!

Hang on, I need that to show Robert.

She's there, right, quick.

Shout out if you can see her. Where?

Oh, she's at the top, oh!

Little Monster, come back here. Where is she?

OK, I've got to sneak up on her.

Now, very quiet, and I will get Jiggle-o-meter. Got it!

Give me that!

I've got it!

-Oh, that was exhausting.

-How are you doing?

Ah, Robert, I'm very glad you're back.

I think you will be pleasantly surprised. All right, then, sir.

-You have run at 100 mph.

-Grease my gizmos, that is...

No, that's impossible, sir. You've run at 100 mph?

I did, didn't I, everyone?

I can prove it to you. I'll run to...

-what's the town next to Justintown?

-Tumbleville.

-Oh yes.

I'll run to Tumbleville Park, have an ice cream,

-run back before you know it.

-All right, then.

-All right.

But first of all we need Robert to close his eyes, don't we, everyone?

Oh, all right.

There you go, well done. Right, there you go. I'm off...now!

Just running. Opening the door.

Running. Oh, it's a lovely day. Oh, the birds are singing.

I'll have an ice cream. Ice cream, please. Two pounds.

Thank you. Mm! Woof! Morning, Mrs Jones. Running back.

Through the door, and I'm...back!

Right. Did Justin run all the way to Tumbleville?

All right, all right, it wasn't me. It was Little Monster.

But I am trying to do the exercise, Robert.

-DOORBELL RINGS

-It's the door.

-Would you get that?

Yes, of course I will, sir. Wait a second! That's your job.

-Oh!

-If you answer the door, the Jiggle-o-meter will stop squawking.

All right, hang on a minute. I'm coming, hold your horses.

Oh, this fitness lark! Hey!

It's Katie, everyone. Say hello!

-Hello, everybody! Oh, Robert!

-Welcome, mistress Katie.

It's great to see you. And... Justin, what on Earth are you doing?

I have to keep moving, otherwise this Jiggle-o-meter is going to go crazy.

-It's keep fit day, you see.

-Are we still going to have our bite to eat?

Of course, because I have got some scrumptious food, haven't I, everyone?

-Right, come on, Katie, come over here.

-Oh, I'm excited, Justin.

Right, what have we got? We have got a few bags of crisps, there we are.

Look, Katie, we've got your favourite here.

I have got a few bars of chocolate. And what else have we got?

Oh, I know that you like wibbly wobbly jellies.

So I've managed to get you a scrumptious jelly. There you go. There.

And finally, I have just fixed you a small drink. There we are.

That's better.

HE GULPS

HE HICCUPS

Justin! Now, listen.

Crisps and chocolate are good to eat sometimes, aren't they?

But, but, but, it's get in shape day today, isn't it? So, I know.

We should make a really delicious, scrumptious, juicy salad.

Yay! All right, Katie, all right.

Tell me, how do you make one of these scrumptious salads?

It's so easy. The first thing we need is a nice crunchy cucumber.

I'll go and have a look in the fridge. I'm sure you've got one. Let's have a look.

Ah. Have you boys even got a cucumber?

Ah, that's me, you see.

I moved it when I was dusting the butter.

Well, where did you put it?

Oh, grease my cogs, I can't remember.

-What do we do?

-It's OK. We can go to the shops and get some.

JIGGLE-O-METER BLEEPS

-Oh! Who do you think should go to the shops?

-AUDIENCE: You!

-All right, all right, I'm going.

-Good for you!

Get fit, get fit, get fit! Go, Justin. Very proud.

Oh, no, I've just remembered where I put the cucumber. Oh, dear. It's...

-here it is. One lovely...

-cucumber!

Mr Shuttleworth the grocer had one left. Just in time. Wait a second!

-You've already got one?

-Well, that's great.

All we need now is a lovely crunchy lettuce. I'm sure you've got one.

-Let's look. No lettuce either?!

-Oh, I get it, all right.

Who should go to the shops, everyone?

AUDIENCE: You!

-OK, all right, I'm off.

-Bye, Justin. You're going to get so fit!

I was sure we had a lettuce. Oh!

Oh, Little Monster. Give that back this minute!

-Katie, a little help, please.

-Oh, yes. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

-Well done, Katie. Oh, look. A lovely...

-Lettuce!

I've got a lettuce. I ran all the way.

There you go. Hey, wait a second! You've got one already!

We've got lettuce and cucumber.

All we need now are some lovely juicy tomatoes.

Now, about the tomatoes...

You don't have to say any more. We haven't got any tomatoes.

-Who's going to go, everyone?

-AUDIENCE: You!

-I'm on my way.

-Thanks, Justin.

-It's OK. I've been there before.

-Special delivery for Robert! Catch!

-Thank you very much, Dee.

-You're welcome!

-You see?

-Hi, Justin! Bye, Justin!

Oh, Katie. There you go. One bag of...wait a second!

-You've already got a bag of tomatoes?

-Well, that's great.

-Oh, sir. Oh dear.

-Justin!

Honestly, now look.

I need you to whisk the dressing, OK. And I'll wash the lettuce.

I'm a bit tired, Robert.

Oh, right, OK, I'll whisk. I'll whisk the salad.

HALLELUJAH CHORUS PLAYS

You've done enough exercise!

-You see, sir? You've done it!

-Done what?

He's done enough exercises to be in shape for today.

-Have I got in shape, everyone?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

Come on, everyone. Up on your feet. And Robert, hit it.

Hitting it.

-DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

-This is the musical instrument song. Here we go.

# Come along

# Play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# You can be a pop star on your rock guitar

# Yeah, come along

# Play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# You can play rum-te-tum on your rock'n'roll drum

Play the drums!

# You can be a pop star on the rock guitar. Come on!

# Come along

# Play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# You can be a big smash with the cymbal clash. Here we go!

-# You can play rum-te-tum on your rock 'n' roll drum.

-Come on, everyone!

# You can be a pop star with your rock guitar

# Come along, play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# You can play high and low on the piano

# You can be a big smash with the cymbal clash. Here we go!

-# You can play rum-te-tum on your rock 'n' roll drum.

-Oh, yeah!

# You can be a pop star on the rock guitar

# Come along

# Play along

# You can play along with our instrument song, yeah! #

-Well done, everybody.

-Give yourselves a big cheer!

Thanks, everyone. See you next time in...

ALL: Justin's House!

Did you like the show?

-I loved it when we played the drums.

-I thought Little Monster was cheeky.

I loved the Jiggle-o-meter.

I loved the part where Justin fell in the jelly.

Thanks for watching Justin's House!