Pirate Day Justin's House

# Dusting for Justin

# Dusting for Justin

# Dusting for Justin in... #

EVERYBODY: Justin's House!

-Well, hello everybody!

-EVERYBODY: Hello!

And welcome to...

EVERYBODY: Justin's House!

Yes, that's right, Justin's House. Now let me show you something.

This over here is the Custard-O-Matic.

It makes all of the custard for the custard pies in Justin's House

and I have been giving it a good old dust.

Oh! There's was still some custard left in there.

Oh, dear.

Ahar!

Let me hear you say ahar.

EVERYBODY: Ahaar!

Oh, look at you, pirates. You look fantastic.

Ahar!

Ahoy there.

# Wiggle your bottoms

# Shake and grin

# It's Ju-Ju-Ju, Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju, Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju... #

EVERYBODY: Justin!

-Good to see you.

-Hello there, sir.

Oh, hello there, Robert! Ahar!

Why are you dressed as a pirate?

Because today in Justin's House,

it's Pirate Day, isn't it?

EVERYBODY: Yeah!

-Yes.

-Pirate Day, a-ha!

No, no, no, Robert, you don't go "a-ha."

You say, "Aharrr!" Don't you?

EVERYBODY: Yeah!

Oh, right, I'm so sorry, everybody. All right.

Um, aharrr!

-Oh, is that better?

-EVERYBODY: Yeah!

-Very good.

-Thank you, thank you.

I nearly forgot, I haven't put my eye patch on.

No, sir, you've already got an eye patch on.

-I'll just go over there.

-No, no, no! I'm so sorry.

-No, I'll go over here and then I can...

-No, no, no!

What is it, Robert? Where are you?

-Turn to me.

-Oh!

Oh, silly me.

Ew, what's all that gloopy custard doing there?

Well, sir, it's the Custard-O-Matic.

I was just giving it a good, old dust.

That custard's really hanging on in there.

It is, isn't it? I don't know.

Have you seen all of our pirate friends today?

-They're all dressed up, Robert!

-They look amazing, don't they, sir? Oh!

Oh, look who's below decks!

Ahar, it's Little Monster.

Or should I say Pirate Little Monster?

Let's have a big ahar for Little Monster!

EVERYBODY: Ahaaar!

-Yes, Little Monster is dressed up for Pirate Day too, sir!

-Fantastic.

I think we should sing a sea shanty to get things going, don't you?

An excellent idea, sir.

Come on, everyone, let's see you dancing. Ahar!

Do a horn pipe.

There we are. Ahar!

Very good.

Here we go.

# Justin's House

# Is the place you want to play in

# Justin's House

# You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House! #

Very good.

# There's Robert the Robot and Little Monster, too

# And someone else We think you know who!

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

-# He's Justin

-Ahar!

# And this be my place... #

-Sing along.

-Here we go.

# Justin's House

# Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

Very good.

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun If it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on our face

# You're brilliant!

# Yes, you are

# You really are great... #

Here we go. Loud and proud.

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're our special guest today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# Justin's House! #

-Give yourself a big ahar!

-Well done, everybody.

-Weren't they fantastic, Robert?

-They certainly were, sir.

But there's just one problem with Pirate Day here in Justin's House.

-What's that?

-I'm dressed as a pirate.

-Yes.

All of my friends are dressed as pirates, aren't you?

-EVERYBODY: Yes.

-They look wonderful.

-Who's the only person not dressed as a pirate?

-EVERYBODY: Robert!

They're right! Oh, goodness.

-Do you think we need to dress Robert up as a pirate?

-EVERYBODY: Yes!

-Well, all right.

-Good idea. Listen, I've got an idea.

-Why don't you have one of my eye patches?

-All right.

-There you go.

-All right, there we go.

-That's looking good.

-I'm feeling more piratey already.

-Excellent.

I've got my pirate dressing up bag. Would you help me?

Can you pass that up? Thank you very much.

-Very good, thank you, sir.

-Thank you.

Let's see what else we've got in here for pirate Robert.

What about this, everyone? Is that good?

EVERYONE: No!

-Yeah, it doesn't really scream pirate, does it?

-No.

-Oh, what about this pirate sash?

-A-ha.

There you go. Oh, yes. That's good.

You've got a parrot and everything.

-Oh, it's looking at me, sir.

-Yes, it's keeping an eye on you.

-All right.

-There we go. What about this pirate hat, everyone?

-EVERYBODY: Yes!

-Yes.

-Ahar.

I'll put that on there, Robert. Oh, yes.

-How's that, everybody?

-Is that better?

-EVERYBODY: Yes!

-Am I more piratey?

-Of course.

Aaah Haaarr! Oh, yes, I'm feeling more piratey.

Very good. You're all ready for pirate day, now.

-Absolutely.

-DOORBELL RINGS

# Who be at the door? Who be at the door?

# Someone better answer it. #

Robert, get the door!

Can you get it, please, sir? I'm too busy practising my aahh harring.

Aaahh haarrrr!

That's right, never interrupt a pirate

when they are practising their ahars.

-Aaahh haarrr!

-I'll get the door, shipmates.

Wait a second. Did Robert just trick me?

EVERYBODY: Yes!

-I did.

-I don't believe it.

Let's see who's here, shall we?

Oh, look, everyone.

It's Gem.

-Hello, let me help you there.

-Come on in, Gem.

-Thanks.

Give Gem a big ahar!

EVERYONE: Ahar!

Brilliant.

Oh, Gem, it's good to see you. We love Swashbuckle, don't we?

EVERYBODY: Yeah!

-And we love it when the pirates fall in that gloopy slop.

-Ew.

Yes. Now, Gem, have you weighed anchor

in Justin Town for Pirate Day too?

Absolutely, Robert, I never miss Pirate Day!

But I thought I'd pop by

because I have a really big favour to ask you all.

Ask away, Gem.

OK, I need you to take care of jewels in my treasure chest

because I need to pop out and get some things ready

for a pirate party that I'm having. Is that OK?

We're going to look after the Swashbuckle jewels!

Can we take a look at them? Oh!

Look, everyone, they are so shiny.

Oh, I just want to dust them.

Ah, ah, ah, now, Little Monster,

I know you love shiny things,

but Gem's jewels need to stay safe in the chest.

You too, sir.

Ah, sorry, sorry. Yes.

All right. There you go.

Well, to make sure you're ready for the challenge

of looking after my jewels,

-I think we should do the Swashbuckle salute.

-Great idea!

-Everyone up on their feet.

-Oh, I love the Swashbuckle salute!

So let's see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart.

Here we go. Eye patch!

Eye patch!

Pirate hat!

Pirate hat!

Swashbuckle cheer.

Aahh Haar!

-Well done.

-Oh, sir, you've got me!

-You're all ready for the challenge.

-Ah, yes.

We do look a little bit disorganised but don't worry,

-we'll look after your jewels, Gem.

-Yes, you can count on us, Gem.

Great, thanks. Oh, I almost forgot,

there is somebody else coming to Justin Town today,

-ready for Pirate Day.

-Oh, great. Another friendly pirate?

No, naughty Captain Sinker.

Oh!

What do we think of Captain Sinker, everyone?

EVERYBODY: Booooo!

She might try and sneak in and take my jewels,

so you'll have to keep a look out for her, OK?

OK, we've got to keep a look out for Captain Sinker.

-Will do, Gem.

-Thanks very much! See you later.

Say goodbye to Gem, everyone.

-Bye, Gem!

-Bye, Gem.

She's not to worry, is she?

-We'll look after the jewels, no problem.

-Absolutely.

Nobody's going to get the jewels, are they?

Diddling diodes!

Little Monster's got one of Gem's jewels!

Oh, no! Little Monster, give the jewel back.

I know it's shiny, but it belongs safe and sound in the pirate chest.

-She's gone!

-Where is she, everybody?

I've got her!

Where is she?

Back there, look, there she is!

Do you see her?

EVERYBODY: There!

Little Monster, give me that jewel.

What are you doing?

CRASH!

You all right, sir?

Yes, thank you, Little Monster. I've got the jewel.

Robert, open up the chest. I'll just...

Ah!

I've got it, I've got it! I've got it!

-I don't got it.

-Oh, Robert.

The jewel has fallen in your gloopy custard!

Never fear, sir, I will have it cleaned in a jiffy.

# Cleaning the jewel

# Cleaning the jewel

# Cleaning the jewel... #

In Justin's Pirate House!

Right, the jewel is a bit slippy,

but I'll pop it back into the chest there.

There we go. Safe and sound.

-Yes indeed, sir.

-Now, listen, everyone...

EVERYBODY: Little Monster!

Don't worry, Little Monster is now guarding the jewels

from Captain Sinker.

What should we do if Sinker appears, what do you think?

That's a very good idea.

If Captain Sinker appears, we've got to shout Sinker as loud as we can.

Shall we give it a go?

Robert, you pretend to start to clean over there.

It's going to be a stretch, but I'll see what I can do.

Now, Little Monster, you've got a very important job, shipmate.

You can look after the jewels, all right? Aye-aye.

I'm going to pretend to be Captain Sinker.

I'm going to hide behind the sofa.

When I pop out, you've all got to shout, "Sinker" as loud as you can.

-Did you get that?

-EVERYBODY: Yes!

-Excellent.

Yes, I've got that.

So if we see Captain Sinker, sir, we must shout Sinker.

# Pretending to be cleaning... #

Oh, who am I kidding?

# Actually cleaning... #

Ahaar!

EVERYBODY: Captain Sinker!

What?

I be Captain Sinker, coming to take the jewels!

Oh, no! Who are you and what do you want?

I'm Captain Sinker and I like the look of this jewel chest.

Be off with you, you naughty pirate!

Go on, off you go!

-All right, all right.

-That was very good, sir.

-Very good, well done.

-You were fantastic.

Give yourselves a big pirate cheer.

Now, if you do see the real Captain Sinker, you know what to do.

EVERYBODY: There! Captain Sinker!

-Yes, that's right.

-That's amazing. That is exactly what you shout.

Absolutely.

EVERYBODY: Captain Sinker!

What? Sinker?

-Where?

-Do you think that they've seen the real Captain Sinker?

Well, I mean, maybe we'd better check.

No, no. There's nobody there.

-There's nobody here.

-No.

-I don't know...

EVERYBODY: Sinker!

Let's have a look.

No, there's no-one there.

EVERYBODY: Sinker!

Oh, don't panic, everyone.

It's just Captain Sinker.

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Ah!

-Ah!

It's Captain Sinker in Justin's House!

What are you doing here?

Get your hands off those jewels! They're Gem's.

That's not very nice.

-I thought everybody was welcome in Justin's House.

-Oh!

That is not your song!

Come on, out you go!

Out! Out!

Shoo!

Not you! Get back in here!

I'll get them, you see if I don't!

Hurray!

Give yourself a big pirate cheer!

You'll have to be smarter than that, Captain Sinker,

to get Gem's jewels, eh, shipmate Robert?

-That's absolutely right. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-What?

Little Monster's got the jewel again.

Hang on, we have to be quiet and deal with this carefully.

Little Monster, give me back the jewel.

I know it's very shiny, but it belongs in the treasure chest,

safe and sound. Please?

Well done. A big cheer for Little Monster.

CHEERING

-Go and pop that in the chest, shall I?

-Here we go.

-There we are.

-Well done, sir.

-Safe and sound.

-Chest closed. Good and safe.

-DOORBELL RINGS

ALL: # Who be at the door? Who be at the door?

# Someone better answer it. #

CHILDREN SHOUT

Yes, well, I would love to but I am very busy

-guarding Gem's chest.

-Ah, of course.

Never interrupt a pirate when they're guarding their treasure.

Arr-harrr!

Eh?

Hang on a minute. Did Robert just trick me?

Oh, I don't know.

I'll get the door anyway.

Oh, ha-ha-ha.

It's just a man at the door with a lovely, luxuriant beard.

-How can we help you?

-Hello, I... Oh!

-DEEP VOICE:

-Hello, I've come to fix your fridge.

Oh. Well, that's about time.

Honestly, it's been on the blink for three weeks.

Robert put 14 ch... Wait a second.

CHILD: Four.

Is our fridge broken, everyone?

Well, we do put it under a lot of strain, sir.

No, no, it says here, "Justin's House - one chest of jewels." No!

"One broken fridge."

-Let me read that.

-CLEARS THROAT

Oh, it says there, "one broken fridge."

Fair enough. Come on in, young man. There we are.

Oh, don't mind Little Monster,

-she's just protecting the jewels from Captain Sinker.

-Yes.

Here is our broken fridge. There we are.

-He's a nice man, isn't he, everyone?

-Yes.

-CHILDREN: No!

What do you mean "no"?

He has got a very convincing hand-drawn badge and everything.

Yes.

Oh, yes, I see with the problem is.

I will have this problem grabbed... Oh!

..fixed in no time at all.

Little Monster, leave that man's luxurious beard alone.

-Oh...

-Oh!

CHILDREN: Captain Sinker!

It's Captain Sinker. Robert, get her!

-Right.

-Oh, no, no, no.

-Oh, you're not ahead of me.

Why are you chasing me? Come on, you. Out.

Now. Come on.

Well done, Robert.

-Look!

-What?

-And octopus walking a plank.

We don't own an octopus.

Well, it came free with the plank, sir.

Where is it? Over there?

Oh, I can't see where it... Oh...

-Whoa! Argh!

-Right.

-The jewels are mine now.

-No.

-Oh.

Oh, how did that happen?

Here we go.

I've got everything we need for the pirate party.

What's going on? Oh!

Captain Sinker, what are you doing with my treasure chest?

-Ah.

-Ah, yes.

-BOTH: We can explain.

You're too late, Gem. No, the jewels of mine now. Ha-ha.

Right, let's have a look inside.

CAPTAIN SINKER SCREAMS

They've gone! They're gone! They're all gone!

Oh, dear, you're right - the jewels have gone.

But where have they gone?

I don't understand it, sir.

The jewels were safe in the chest. Where are they?

Ah, perhaps cheeky shipmate Little Monster knows where they are.

Little Monster, do you know where my jewels are?

Oh, hang on. What's this?

It...

It does look like a treasure map of Justin's House

with lots of Xs where all of my jewels are hidden.

Little Monster, did you hide all of my jewels around Justin's House

so that Captain Sinker couldn't find them?

-Brilliant.

-Well done. That's a great idea, Little Monster.

I think Little Monster wants us to find the jewels in Justin's House

before Captain Sinker gets her hands on them.

I do believe, sir it is a Justin's House shipwreck rummage.

-Oh, yes, indeed.

-Well, what are we waiting for?

I'm going to find the jewels first

-and they'll be all mine.

-SHE CACKLES

BOTH: Really?

Well, not if I find them first, Captive Sinker.

So, are we ready to play?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

Then swashbucklers away. BELL RINGS

First jewel is the red one and it's in the kitchen.

I'll go and find that one, everyone. Off we go. Oh, no.

Let's cheer on Justin. Come on.

Come on, everyone. Come on.

-ALL CHANT:

-Justin! Justin! Justin! Justin! Justin!

GEM CHUCKLES

-Oh, look! I've found it, everyone.

-Well done, Justin!

Fantastic. In it goes.

OK. The next one we're looking for is the green one and it's upstairs.

I'll get that, sir.

THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER

-Go up the stairs.

-No!

Oh, oh...

Oh, no!

CHILDREN SHOUT AND SCREAM

Oh...

Oh...

Oh, no.

I've got it. I've got it!

Bring it down, Robert.

Oh, she's got a quick turn of speed. Oh. Oh, there you are.

Well done.

Now the next two, the blue one and the white one,

-are somewhere in the audience.

-In the audience! Quickly, everyone.

-Can you see them, swashbucklers? Have a look.

-Where are they?

-Can you find them?

-Have a good look around.

There's one over there, Robert.

-Justin has gone over that side.

-I see it.

Pass it down. Pass it down.

Have you got it?

-Got it.

-Give it to me.

-Bring them back.

-Give it me.

-Got two.

-We've got them.

-Well done, everybody.

In the chest. Well done.

-OK, now,

-A big cheer. Give yourselves a big cheer.

THEY CHEER

And there's one more left to find. It's the purple one by the sofa.

-I'll get that.

-No, no, I want to get this one.

Oh, harr-harr.

I've got it. Right, I'm off.

-Robert, stop Captain Sinker.

-Oh, no, you don't. No, you don't.

No, you don't! I've got it. Help me, sir.

Help me.

-It's mine!

-No, no, no.

Give it to ME!

To me!

-Oh...

-Oh

SPLODGE!

GROANING

Oh, no!

Oh, wow!

Brilliant!

Look at Captain Sinker.

Thank you so much, everyone, for helping to find my five jewels,

and stop naughty Captain Sinker getting her hands on them.

To be fair, it does taste nicer than slop.

A very special thank you to Little Monster

for hiding all of my jewels so that Captain Sinker couldn't find them.

So, Little Monster, you can keep that purple jewel for me, OK?

Oh, that's lovely.

Let's have a huge cheer for Gem and Little Monster.

CHEERING

Now, Gem, have you time for a pirate shanty before you set sail?

-Absolutely. And we can have my pirate party right here.

-Oh, right!

Shall we have the party right here, everyone?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

-OK. Come on, shipmate Robert.

-Yes.

Fire up the old RMP1 player.

Ye olde firing up.

-All cannons ready?

-Yes, sir.

-And fire!

-Firing.

-Come on, everyone.

JOLLY SHANTY PLAYS

Oh, Gem, thanks a lot.

-Whoo-hoo!

-Yeah. All right.

-ALL: # Wave your arms... #

-Wave your arms, everyone.

-Whoo-hoo! Come on!

-# ..Stamp your feet

# Wiggle your bottom

# To the pirate beat

# Can you hear the pirate beat?

# It's the sound of dancing feet... #

Dancing feet, yeah.

# ..Jellies wobble, balloons go pop

# Pass the parcel till it's time to stop... #

-Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

-# ..Raise your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet

-# Wiggle your bottoms

-Yeah

-# To the pirate beat

-All right!

# Come on in, join the pirate beat

# Raise the roof and move your feet

# Throw the streamers dance and shout

# Have some cake and blow the candles out... #

Let's see you dancing, everyone.

# Wave your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet

# Wiggle your bottoms

# To the pirate beat... #

Yeah! Wave your arms, everyone.

# Wave your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet

# Wiggle your bottoms

# To the pirate beat... #

Last time. Key change.

# ..Wave your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet

# Wiggle your bottoms

# To the pirate beat... #

Yeah.

# It's just the pirate beat! #

Whoo!

Give yourselves a big cheer!

CHEERING

Fantastic. What a fantastic pirate day.

-Have you had a good time, shipmates?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

Let's have a HUGE cheer for our very special guests.

-We've got Captain Sinker.

-CHEERING AND BOOING

-Boo, boo, boo.

-And Gem.

CHEERING

Let's hear it for our lovely treasure, Little Monster.

CHEERING

-And shipmate Robert.

-Thank you.

And the biggest pirate cheer of all for you!

CHEERING

We'll see you next time, everyone, in...

ALL: ..Justin's House!

Goodbye! Whoo-hoo!

MUSIC: Justin's House Theme

My favourite bit was when

Captain Sinker was sneaking up to get the jewels.

My favourite bit was when

Captain Sinker went into the custard.

You can carry on the fun on the CBeebies website in...

ALL: ..Justin's House.

Boop!