Dustomatic 3000 Justin's House

# A dusting for Justin

# A dusting for Justin

# A dusting for Justin in... #

-AUDIENCE:

-In Justin's House!

Well, hello, everybody!

-AUDIENCE:

-Hello!

And welcome to...

-AUDIENCE:

-Justin's House!

Now, today, I am having a very big tidy-up.

I mean, look at all the junk that is lying about.

So, it is a good job that I've got this very big,

green recycling box to put all of the junk into.

-Now... Oh! Oh!

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Oh, it's Little Monster, everybody.

-Say hello to Little Monster.

-AUDIENCE:

-Hello!

Now, Little Monster, we're recycling all of this junk.

Do you think you could help me?

Oh, lovely! I'll hand things to you

and then can you put that into the recycling box, please?

All right, lovely. Let's start with... Ooh!

This cardboard tube, if I give you that.

What am I going to...do? All right, let's...

-..do this as well.

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Little Monster, would you put that tinfoil in as well? Thank you.

Right, what else? Let's see...

Newspaper and socks with holes in.

Right, Little Monster, here is some socks with holes in

and the newspaper. There you go. You've got that.

Lovely. Right, what's next? Uh!

Little Monster! We are trying to throw those away.

What are you doing? Come on, it's just old junk for the re...

No, give it here! Give it here! No, no, no! Ah!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

I've been recycled!

Hey!

Come on, everyone!

# Wiggle your bottoms

# Let's shake and grin, yeah!

# It's ju-ju-ju ju-ju-ju-ju

# ju-ju-ju-ju-JU... #

-AUDIENCE:

-Justin!

How are you doing, everyone? Are you having a good time?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

Wow! Good to see you all. Now, has anyone seen my old pal Robert?

-AUDIENCE SHOUTS

-Sir!

Aargh! Robert, what are you doing down there?

-I've been recycled!

-Come on, let's give him a tickle.

ROBERT SQUEALS

Stop tickling me, help me up.

All right, all right. Come on, old pal, up you get.

-Oh, he's got one of my stinky socks on his head.

-Oh!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-GRUNTS:

-There you go, Robert.

-Thank you, sir.

Well, Little Monster was meant to be helping me with the tidying up,

but she kept taking all the things I was trying to recycle.

-What she wants them for, I have no idea.

-That's very strange, Robert.

Put it on hold just for a just for a moment because look!

-All of our friends are here.

-Right indeed, sir.

-Who wants to sing a song, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-Me!

Right, then. Well, fire up the old RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

-AUDIENCE:

-Hit it!

-Hitting it, everybody.

-Come on, let's sing and dance. Here we go!

-AUDIENCE:

-Justin's House!

Yeah! All right!

-AUDIENCE:

-Justin's House!

-Yeah. Ha-ha! Here we go.

Here we go, guys, as loud as you can. Here we go!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

# There's Robert the Robot and Little Monster too

# And someone else I think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

-# Heeeeeee's Justin! #

-Yay!

# And this is my place... #

-Here we go!

-Everybody!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# We sing here and dance here, play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You are funny and sunny, put a smile on my face

-# You'rrrrrre brilliant!

-# Yes, you are!

-# You really are great Come on, sing along.

-Here we go.

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuuuustiiiiiin's...

# Justin's House! #

-Give yourselves a big cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

-Now, back to the big tidying up.

-Ooh, right.

-Come along, Meredith.

Who is Meredith?

Who is Meredith(?)

-Yes.

-Who is Meredith?

Have you never been formally introduced, sir? Well, allow me.

-Meredith, this is Justin. Justin this is Meredith.

-Oh, I see. Ha!

Hello, Meredith.

Nice to meet you. Robert's told me all about you.

Now... Wait a second!

-I'm talking to an old duster.

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-ROBERT GASPS

-Don't listen to him, Meredith.

Meredith is not just any duster.

Meredith is my absolute favourite duster.

-No other duster measures up to Meredith.

-Wow!

Darling Meredith. I have had her since she was just a feather.

Look at her, sir, perfectly balanced.

Perfect for a big cleaning up job.

-Oh!

-Like you.

-JUSTIN GIGGLES

Can I help you in any way, old pal?

Well, do you know what, sir? Yes, you can.

Why don't you grab the empty box just over there.

-This one?

-No, right a bit...

-Which one? This one...

-Aargh!

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Yes, the one you're standing in, sir. Bring that over.

We'll put all of the recycling in it,

then you can put it in the recycling.

-That's a good idea!

-Tinfoil...

-Milk cartons.

It's getting quite full. My old flip-flops. Yuuuuck!

I think that's enough for now, sir. Pop it in the recycling box.

-I'll put that in... Whoa!!

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-Blistering batteries! You've made even more mess.

-Ohh!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-Is that my smelly sock?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

-Oh, sorry Little Monster.

I'll pop back into the recycling box. Aargh! Hey!

Of course, she loves smelly things for her smelly collection.

All right, you can have it, Little Monster.

I think we'd better continue to clear up, sir.

You know what, Robert? I have had a fantastic idea.

You know, you're always cleaning and tidying and dusting.

I've decided you're going to have a lovely rest in your workshop.

You know, maybe have a sleep, take a bath in some essential oils. Ha-ha!

And Little Monster and I... Oh, with the help of all of our friends,

-will tidy up Justin's House, won't we, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

Yes, we will have it spick-and-span in no time.

Well, when you put it like that, I suppose my gears could use

-a relaxing spray of oil, but all right, then.

-That's it.

-We will look after Meredith for you.

-All right, good luck, sir.

And good luck Little Monster. Meredith...

-HE MOUTHS

-I love you.

-All right, Robert.

-See you in a little bit.

-Say goodbye to Robert, everyone.

-AUDIENCE:

-Bye!

See you in a bit. Right. Let's start with the...coffee table.

-Do you think we should recycle this?

-AUDIENCE:

-No!

-Are you sure?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

-All right. We will pop that down there.

We'll keep the coffee table. Let's see what else we've got.

Ah! What about this old cereal box?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

-Yeah?

OK, Little Monster, could you pop that... Aargh!

What are you doing? Give me that! Whoa-oh-oh!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

HE SIGHS

All right, Little Monster, you can keep the cereal box,

but come on, we've got to recycle some things, haven't we?

-What about the hat stand?

-AUDIENCE:

-No!

All right, we will pop that over there.

-Ah! How about Justin's Fridge?

-AUDIENCE:

-No.

All right, we won't do that one either.

We are never going to get anything recycled at this rate.

I'll tell you what, let's go a bit faster, shall we?

Old cans, yes. Foil trays, yes.

Old cardboard tubes, yes.

-Oh, old dusters, yes.

-AUDIENCE:

-No!

-Oh, foil, yes. Pop that into there.

-AUDIENCE SCREAMS

Pop that there.

Right, what else have we got?

Pizza boxes.

We will pop those in there. Right.

-I'll put that out.

-AUDIENCE SCREAMS

There you go. Right.

I'll put that out there.

Oh!

Oh, that oil bath was so relaxing.

-Thank you, sir.

-No problem. # Da-da-da-da-daaaa! #

-What do you think?

-Well, do you know what, sir?

I am impressed. I am. It's definitely tidier than when I left.

-Well done. Good job.

-Well, it wasn't just me and Little Monster,

all of our friends helped, didn't you, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

-Oh, well, thank you, everybody.

I don't mean to be picky, but there are one or two things I still need

to tidy up. I'll just get my duster and get on dusting...

-All right. Ha-ha!

-Where is Meredith?

-Well, I don't know. I mean...

AUDIENCE SCREAMS

Meredith, Meredith, sir, my absolute favourite duster.

My faithful duster Meredith, been in the Robot

-family for generations, that duster.

-AUDIENCE SHOUTS MORE LOUDLY

I think I've just realised...

-Erm, did I maybe recycle Meredith the duster?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

You...you...haven't thrown Meredith out, have you?

-LAUGHING:

-No...

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah.

Maybe. Erm...yes.

Oh, oh, I feel dizzy. I feel dizzy. Oh, oh!

Calm down, calm down.

We've only just put the recycling in the box, haven't we, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah.

-I'm sure it's still outside the front door.

Well, we must get to it before the recycling van arrives

-and takes Meredith away!

-VAN REVS ENGINE AND BEEPS

-What's that?

-Oh!

-It's the recycling van!

THEY SCREAM

Whoa!

Why am I at the back door?

-BOTH: Argh!

-Get out of the way.

-And why am I not going anywhere?

-I'll get it!

-No, not you.

Meredith, I'm coming! Let go! Aah!

Oh, no! What's happened to the box?

I think it's been...

It's been emptied. Oh, dear. Erm...

-KID:

-It's been emptied!

I think you might be right. Erm, Robert.

Sir, did you...did you...did you...did you get Meredith?

Well, erm... I'm afraid, no, I don't think I did.

You mean...you mean my duster's disappeared forever?

Meredith?

-IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:

-Panic!

-SIREN WAILS

ROBERT SCREAMS

-Yes, Robert, would you ever forgive me?

-Well, let me think about that...

No! No. No.

Let me think about it one more time... No!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-Ah!

-Oh, sir, Meredith, my beloved duster, she is gone, sir.

She is gone! She had so much to dust for.

Oh, dear, I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean to throw Meredith out, did I, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-No.

Maybe I can cheer you up and think of something to...

-make you happy again. May I?

-ROBERT GRUNTS

-Ahh...Whoa!

-THEY GRUNT IN TURN

Ooh!

I've had an idea, Robert.

Maybe, we can get you a duster that's even better than Meredith.

Aargh! What was that?

-That was the Justin Times, I think, sir.

-Of course.

Maybe there's something in the Justin Times that could help us.

-Should we have a look, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

Robert, let's see. Now...I can't see anything in the front.

-AUDIENCE:

-At the back!

-What?

-AUDIENCE:

-Back!

-Aargh!

Ooh, yes! Look. Wow, this could be just the thing!

It says here, "The Dustomatic 3000,

"it's the duster of the future...

"future, future, future." Ooh! That sounds exciting.

Robert, should we buy one of these?

It could never replace Meredith, sir.

Come on, let's give it a go. Right, hand me the phone.

-Right, sir, there you are.

-Ha-ha! Yuucckk!

-Right, what's the number for the duster shop?

-Oh, two.

-Tell them it's me calling.

-Right.

-HE DIALS NUMBER

-Ahem!

-HE MAKES RINGING SOUND

-Ooh, it's ringing!

AS A GIRL: Hello, the duster shop.

Hello there. This is Justin from Justin's House.

-Hiya, Justin.

-I was wondering, do you have a...

What's it called? ..a Dustomatic 3000 in stock?

Wow, the duster of the future, future, future...

-Yeah, that's the one!

-Right, I'll send one round straightaway.

-OK, thank you very much.

-Say hello to Robert.

-Will do. Bye.

-I love you.

-Oh! Ha-ha!

She says hello and she is sending round a Dustomatic 3000

-straightaway!

-DOORBELL RINGS

# Who's at the door

# Who's at the door

-# Someone better answer it. #

-Everyone!

AUDIENCE SHOUTS NAMES

I would love to, sir, but I think you should answer it.

I'm too busy missing Meredith.

Oh, dear.

All right, Robert, I'll get the door.

Wait a second, did Robert just trick me?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

All right, I guess he is feeling a little unhappy. I'll get the door.

Ooh! Wow! Oh, Robert, time to put your happy face on.

Look what's arrived. What is it, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-Dustomatic 3000.

-That's right, it's the Dustomatic 3000.

How exciting.

Hey... Aarrgh! Oh, Little Monster, where have you been? I don't know.

Well, look, you are here just in time because Robert's present

has just arrived.

Robert, I bet you can't wait to open it.

Well, seeing as it's a gift from you, sir, it would be rude

-if I didn't, so of course.

-Oh...

Whoa... How does it feel?

HE HONKS HORN

It seems to be made of very high quality material, yes.

-Well, get it out. Let's have a look.

-All right.

-What do you think, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

This seems, all in all a very professional item, sir.

Well, yes, it looks very futuristic, doesn't it?

Why don't you switch it on and have a go?

I think we will start simple. Why don't we just start with...

Oh, yes, basic dusting. Let's give that a go. Here we go.

Oh!

Oh, it's...p-p-pretty powerful, sir.

I think I'll just start with some l-l-light dusting.

-What are you doing?

-Yes, let me...see what I can do...with...

THEY SCREAM

ROBERT SCREAMS

Sorry, Dave.

ROBERT CONTINUES SCREAMING

-It's speeding up. It's speeding up.

-All right, Robert.

-Stop it.

Stop it.

-Stop it.

-I'll stop it.

THEY SIGH

Oh, Robert, this Dustomatic 3000 is really powerful.

Yes, it's safe to say, the dusting setting is somewhat lively, sir.

Quite. Maybe we should try one of its other functions.

-It does lots of other things.

-No, sir, I think we should wait...

-Let's see what this one does.

-No, no, no don't go pressing...

-Oh, that's the vacuum setting! Oh, sir.

-What are you doing? Oh!

Oh, sir.

It's got the cushion! Let go. Let go. Let...go!

-Aargh! Oh, sir...sir...

-Oh!

It's got my bottom I need that for wiggling.

-All right, sir, I'll get it off.

-What are you doing? Get it off.

-All right.

-What have you done to my trousers?

-Robert, honestly!

-Well, this Dustomatic 3000 it...

It certainly gives one's pistons a good workout, but I'm sorry, sir.

It's just no replacement for Meredith.

You've got to give it a chance.

You've got to get used to its functions and modes.

If you have a look at these buttons...

-DUSTOMATIC 3000 BEEPS

-Whoa, what's going on now?

No, stop it, you're going to break it!

-THEY SCREAM

-No, it's all right. It's all...

No, it's... Ah. It's...

Ahem, looks like it might be broken.

Oh, great! Now Meredith has gone missing

and the Dustomatic 3000 is broken too.

It's just another piece of junk.

Oh, all right, Little Monster.

I suppose you can have it for your collection. There you go. Oh, dear!

-Oh, Robert. I'm so sorry. I tried my best, didn't I?

-Oh, I know, sir.

It was very kind of you to get me the Dustomatic 3000,

but I'm sorry, there is just nothing that will replace Meredith.

-I know. Meredith!

-BELL PINGS

Of course! Where did we send all the recycling, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-To the recycling!

That's right, to the recycling yard.

Well, if we give them a call, they may still have our recycling there.

-HE GASPS

-That is a brilliant idea, sir!

Hand me the phone!

-What's the number of the recycling yard?

-Zero.

-Right.

HE MAKES RINGING SOUND

-AS MAN 1: Hello, how can I help you?

-Is that the recycling yard?

-Right. How's it going?

-Very well, thank you.

I'm wondering do you still have my recycling with you?

-I'll ask Eddie. Eddie... AS EDDIE:

-What is it?

Do you have Justin's recycling.

-I'll have a look. Yeah, it's over here.

-We've got it.

-I'll be around straightaway.

-Thank you very much.

-See you later, bye-bye.

-Bye. Say hello to Robert.

-Will do. Bye.

Says hello and he's coming round straightaway.

DOORBELL RINGS # Who's at the door

# Who's at the door

-# Someone better answer it. #

-Everyone!

AUDIENCE SHOUTS NAMES

I would love to get it everybody, but I'm too busy

practising my happily-reunited-with-Meredith face.

Ha-ha! Yes, that's very subtle, Robert. Very good.

All right, I'll get the door... Wait a second!

-Did he just tricked me again?

-AUDIENCE SHOUTS

I'll get the door. All right.

Oh, look, everyone, it's the Junkman.

A big cheer.

-Hello, everybody.

-Come on in.

-Hello, Justin.

-It's the Junkman. Good to see you.

-Hello.

There you go. Now, Mr Junkman, thank you so much for coming round.

Robert's lost his duster. Do you mind if we have a look through...

-Oh, no, please go ahead.

-I don't know if you've seen her.

I do have a photo if that helps.

Yeah, she's about that big. Very attached to Robert.

Yes, and absolutely adorable.

I'll have a look through our recycling that you brought.

-Old yogurt pot, no. Foil. That's not it, is it, everyone?

-No.

-Old cans.

-Robert, there really isn't anything in there.

-Then...

Meredith is gone for good. Right.

-AUDIENCE:

-Aww!

Yes, sorry about that, Robert.

Mr Junkman, you don't have any ideas, do you,

about cheering Robert up?

-How about a song?

-A song, but how are we going to do that?

I make musical instruments out of the rubbish that you all throw away.

-Wow!

-Ooh! Thank you.

-Oh, that's brilliant. Thank you.

-Are you ready?

-Yeah, take it away, Mr Junkman.

-One, two, three, four.

Come on, everyone, clap your hands! Whoo! Clap your hands. Yeah!

I recognise this. It's Head, Shoulders, Knees And Toes.

# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

# Eyes and ears and mouth and nose

# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes. #

-Whoo!

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

Robert, what did you think of that?

Well, that did actually cheer me up quite a bit, sir. I'm just...

I'm so confused as to where Meredith has got to, sir.

LITTLE MONSTER PLAYS DRUMS

Hang on a minute. What is it, Little Monster?

Have you got an idea?

Oh, wow!

Look, Robert, Little Monster has made a picture out of all

-the recycling, everyone.

-Look, sir, it's a picture of us.

There is one of your old socks and there is some of the tinfoil

from earlier and there is the cardboard tube I threw out and...

-HE GASPS

-What is it? What is it?

HE GASPS

Hang on a minute. What's that over there?

AUDIENCE SHOUTS

Oh! Oh, Little Monster, if it won't spoil your picture too much could...

could I please have Meredith back?

-Yay!

-Oh, thank you, Little Monster!

Oh, Meredith! Oh, let's get dusting!

Oh, that's fantastic. Little Monster must have taken Meredith out of

the recycling box and now, Robert is happy again.

-Oh, Meredith!

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

Come on, everyone. Here we go! Here we go.

# Head and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

# Head and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

# Head and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes... #

All right, Mr Junkman, we're going to sing it twice as fast!

-Here we go!

-Here we go.

# Head and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

# Head and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

# Eyes and ears and mouth and nose

# Head and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

# Head and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes! #

Yeah, a big cheer for Mr Junkman!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

-Let's hear it for Little Monster.

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

-Robert!

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

-And of course, Meredith!

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

-And a big cheer for you!

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

And we will see you next time in...

-AUDIENCE:

-Justin's house.

Hi, Justin. I like the junking tunes.

I like the Dustomatic 3000.

-BOTH:

-We like the recycling!

You can carry on the fun on the CBeebies website in...

-ALL:

-Justin's House.