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Quack! Quack! Quack!

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CHEERING

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CHEERING

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# Cleaning up for Justin again

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# Cleaning up for Justin again

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# Cleaning up for Justin again

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# In Justin's House! #

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Well, hello, everybody...

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-CHILDREN:

-Hello.

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..and welcome to Justin's House!

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How splendidly splendid to see you all.

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Now, before we start, I must apologise for all of the mess.

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You see, Justin has spent days watching his entire film collection.

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Oh, Justin, he loves films.

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In fact, he loves films so much that he's decided to make his own film.

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Ooh!

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I know. But, you see, he's just gone off to get ready now,

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leaving me to clean up all of his film discs.

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I mean, honestly, look at them. They're everywhere.

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What have we got here? Let's have a look.

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Oh, yes, now this is Justin's favourite superhero film.

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Yes, Jellyman - only one man was willing to wobble!

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You see, that's a classic that is. What have we got here?

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-Little Monster!

-Oh, look - it's Little Monster.

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Say hello to Little Monster, everybody.

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-Hello, Little Monster.

-Hello, Little Monster.

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Have you found another one of Justin's films? Thank you very much.

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Let's have a look. Oh, no, actually that's one of mine.

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Yes, Pretty Robot. It's really rather lovely.

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At the end of the day, when I've cleaned up,

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maybe I'll sit down and watch that.

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Little Monster, would you mind popping it on the end there

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while I get everything else...? No, wait, wait, wait, wait! No!

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Robert, here I am!

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Oh, sorry I'm late, everyone. Hi, how you doing?

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And it begins.

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Here we go.

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# Wiggle your bottoms

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# Shake and grin

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# It's Ju-ju-ju, ju-ju-ju-ju

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# Ju-ju-ju-ju-ju... #

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Aaaargh!

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-Robert!

-Ooh, sir!

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Hi, Robert. Ta-dah!

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What do you think, everyone?

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-Thanks.

-Yes, yes, WHEELIE good, sir.

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Get it? Get it? WHEELIE good.

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Honestly, I'm giving you gold here.

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Sir, why are you dressed as a waiter?

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No, I'm not a waiter, Robert. I'm on a secret mission.

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-I'm playing the lead part in my action movie.

-And the skates?

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Ah, yes, well everyone knows that every action movie star

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needs their own set of speedy wheels.

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-Isn't that right, everyone?

-Yes!

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Why don't we park them for now, sir?

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What are you doing?! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

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-Let me help you get them off, sir.

-Oh, thank you, Robert.

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Actually, the name's Nuff.

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Nuff?

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Yes, Justin Nuff.

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ROBERT LAUGHS

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Well, NUFF said.

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You see, it's the name of my character

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in the action movie, Robert.

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I'll be playing it.

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The movie is called, everyone, The Secret of the Pie Monster.

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Ooh!

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-How thrilling, sir.

-I'm playing the lead character, Robert.

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Ooh, and Little Monster is playing the baddie,

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so I need a big boo after three.

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-One, two, three.

-BOO!

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She's going to be called Doctor Greenfelt.

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Well, how heroic of you, sir, and how naughty of you, Little Monster.

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I know. Now, I've been working on the script, everyone, for months.

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-There is it, Robert.

-Urgh!

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Now, where are my shoes? Ah, yes. Let's have a look.

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There we go. Thank you, Little Monster.

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Now, sir, would there be a small part

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in this rather large script for me?

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I'm afraid you're not IN the movie as such,

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but you've got a really important role.

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-Ooh!

-Yes, Robert's going to be the director, everyone.

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-Ooh!

-I know.

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And the camera operator.

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Ah.

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And the make-up artist.

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-Oh.

-Yes.

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You see, every lead character needs to look their best on screen.

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Yes, well, that sounds wonderful, sir.

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So why don't we get MOVIE-ING?

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You see, get it? MOVIE-ING.

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Honestly, I'm wasted in this house!

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-You know, I could write the jokes for your films, sir.

-Er, yes.

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Luckily for all of us, it's not a comedy, Robert.

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-What?

-It's a very serious film.

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It's an action movie, isn't it, everyone?

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-Yeah.

-Oh, right.

-Robert, let's get going.

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-Every big action movie starts with a song, doesn't it, everyone?

-Yeah.

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Come on, then.

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Right, Robert, fire up the old RMP1 film canister.

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Spooling up the film now, sir.

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-And movie-makers, what do we say?

-Hit it.

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-Hitting it now.

-OK. Come on, let's see you dancing. Here we go.

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# Justin's House... #

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Let's see you. Yeah.

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# Justin's House... #

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-Sing along.

-Here we go.

-# Justin's House

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-# It's the place you want to play in

-Justin's House

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-# You're my special guests today

-Justin's House

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# It's the place you want to stay in

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# Everybody welcome here in Justin's House

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# Yeah, there's Robert the Robot and Little Monster too

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# And someone else, we think you know who

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# He's funny and sunny

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# Has a smile on his face

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# Here's Justin

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# Yay! And this is my place... #

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Loud as you can, everyone. One, two, three.

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-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

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-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

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-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

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# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

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Very good.

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# We sing here and dance here, play silly games too

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# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

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# You're funny and sunny, put a smile on my face

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-# You're brilliant!

-Yes, you are

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# You really are great... #

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-Come on, there's a movie to be made.

-# Justin's House

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-# It's the place you want to play in

-Justin's House

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-# You're my special guests today

-Justin's House

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# It's the place you want to stay in

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# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

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# Everybody's welcome here in Ju-u-u-ustin's... #

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Everyone!

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# Justin's House! #

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Give yourselves a huge cheer.

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CHEERING

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Do you know what? That really does set the scene for our movie magic.

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Actually, sir, as the official director slash camera operator

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slash make-up artist,

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may I show you my latest invention to help with the film-making?

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Wow, that sounds fantastic.

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Who wants to see Robert's latest invention?

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-Yes!

-Oh, good.

-Let's have a look, shall we?

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Now, as you know, sir, to make a film, you need a film camera.

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MUSICAL FANFARE

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-Ooh!

-Wow!

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APPLAUSE

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That is amazing, Robert.

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This is the Pop-A-Matic 4000.

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Yes, it's the only film camera and popcorn maker,

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so you can make your film and then, when you're ready to watch it,

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make the popcorn to have at the same time.

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Hang on a minute, Robert.

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Are you telling me that's a film camera AND a popcorn maker?

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I know, it's amazing nobody's thought of it before.

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Oh, Robert, that is ridiculous...

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..ly brilliant, isn't it, everyone?

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-Yes!

-Thank you.

-How does it work?

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Well, of course, you see the film it's all captured on the reel there.

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-Yeah.

-And the wide-angle lens, it's very good.

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I understand about the camera, but how do you make the popcorn?

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You normally make the popcorn after you've made the film,

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but there's no harm in getting ahead.

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What we have to do is we have to put a little bit of corn,

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which you'll do, Little Monster, into the chute just there

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and then we crank this handle and the popcorn comes out here

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and we catch it in cartons,

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which I'm going to go and get now, sir.

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Literally, what could go wrong, everyone?

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Sounds very good to me.

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Right, Little Monster, put a few little bits of corn in there.

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Just a few, yeah.

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And a few more. Yeah, and more.

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That's it, put the whole sack in.

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I'm feeling quite hungry.

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-That's right. Thank you, Little Monster.

-I found the carton.

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-Found the carton. So you take that.

-Thank you.

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I'll just start to turn the handle and let's get some popcorn.

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-Here we go.

-Let's make some popcorn. How clever...

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Argh! What's going on?

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Little Monster, how much corn did you put in there?

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What, do you mean all of it? You put all in?

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Oh, no, no, stop it!

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Stop it! It's not stopping!

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Not the film! Look at the film, the film!

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-Got to stop the popping!

-The film's coming off.

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-Argh!

-Ugh!

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It's going to blow!

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Oh, no!

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Oh!

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JUSTIN SIGHS

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Robert, I think we've got enough popcorn.

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Yes, I think we'll be feeding the birds and Little Monster

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for a few weeks now.

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I don't believe it.

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Look, Robert, at all the popcorn.

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The machine's broken and the film camera's broken.

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Robert, I'm not going to be able to make my action movie after all.

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No, no. Don't panic, everybody. Don't panic.

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I've already thought of this. This is, after all, Justin's house,

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so if you'd like to move, I'll get the film.

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You see, what I did is, I'd already got another reel of film, sir.

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-Don't you worry.

-Really?

-Yes, yes, it's just here.

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So I'm going to pop this on here like that.

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Robert saved the day, everyone! A big cheer for Robert.

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-CHEERING

-Thank you, everybody. Thank you.

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Thank you so much, Robert, that's brilliant.

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Let me tell you a bit more about my movie.

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Yes, you see, it's full of action and intrigue.

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And guess what, everyone?

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I'm going to do all of my own stunts!

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Yes. I'm going to do some hiya-hoo-ya-ha-hoo-hee!

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I like that. What do you think, Robert?

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I'm just tidying up, sir.

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Whoa, Robert!

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Oh!

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Ta-da...! What do you think, Robert?

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I've got to be honest, sir, I think it's better

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if we got professional help with the stunt work, don't you?

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Ah, yes, maybe you're right.

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Little Monster, can I have the phone, please? Thank you.

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-What's the number for the Stunt Tumblers?

-Ah, yes.

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That'll be three, because it rhymes with "whee"!

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-AUDIENCE:

-Whee!

-That's right.

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Of course it does. Three. All right. Here we go.

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PHONE RINGS Is it ringing?

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-Still ringing.

-'Hello!'

-Ooh, hello, yes.

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-Is that the Stunt Tumblers?

-'Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da!'

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Oh, yes, great finish.

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It's Robert here, learned friend and servant of Justin.

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-'The clumsy one?'

-That's right, the clumsy one.

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We're making our own action film and we need some action Stunt Tumblers.

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-'Oh, we'll be right over!'

-Oh, you will?

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That's wonderful, thank you. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.

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-Ah, right. The Stunt Tumblers are on their way, sir.

-Oh, good.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

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# Someone better answer it... #

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-Everyone! ALL:

-Robert, get the door!

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Do you know what, I would love to get the door, everybody,

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but only a true action hero can do something as dangerous

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as answering a door.

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Yes, of course.

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Who's the action hero, everyone?

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-ALL:

-You!

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That's right. I'll get the door. OK.

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Hang on a minute - has Robert just played a stunt on me?

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HE LAUGHS

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I'll get the door. Right, let's see who it is, shall we? Ooh. Wow!

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Oh!

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Fantastic, guys.

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It's the Stunt Tumblers. A huge cheer!

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CHEERING

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Wow. Hi, guys.

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Lovely to see you, and thank you for being in my action movie.

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You're here to help the lead character, you know,

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the hero in our film, look good.

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And the thing is... Hang on, I'm the lead character, not Robert.

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-Over you go.

-Thank you.

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Autographs later, everyone.

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Now, we have to audition you first to see what you've got, OK?

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Are you ready for the Stunt Tumblers?

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-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

-OK, take it away!

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Here we go!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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Ooh, Robert!

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Wow.

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Whoa!

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Wow, I can't believe it.

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Me neither.

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Whoa, that is amazing.

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Oh, Robert!

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That's incredible.

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Did you see that tumbling? Oh!

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What oil do you use?

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Little Monster, I hope you're not going to try that.

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They are trained professionals, you know.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Whoa!

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Plenty of popcorn.

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-Oh, no!

-We can't look...

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Whoa!

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-That's incredible.

-Amazing.

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What's going on?

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Two.

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Whoa!

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What's happening now, Robert?

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-Wow.

-Whoa!

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-What's happening?

-Right, right.

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Whoa!

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Wow.

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-APPLAUSE

-Huge round of applause!

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Biggest cheer ever for the Stunt Tumblers!

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Oh, that was amazing.

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That was just, oh, incredible!

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Do you think they should be in the film?

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-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

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-Yes.

-Well, guys, it was a hard audition,

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I understand that, but I have decided

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that you can't...

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-AUDIENCE:

-Aw!

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..NOT be in the movie!

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CHEERING Well done.

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Go to the dressing rooms in the glamorous waiting area

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and we'll give you your scripts - thanks a lot.

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Well done. Brilliant!

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Which glamorous waiting area would that be, sir?

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-Your shed.

-Naturally.

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Right, let's get making movies. Now, Little Monster.

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She's going to play the baddie, Dr Greenfelt.

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Where's that "boo", everyone? Have you got a "boo"?

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-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

-Ooh, yes.

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Right, let's just clear the area a bit. There we go.

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Now, this is going to be your secret lair.

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So we need a few adjustments here.

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Agh! Do it! There you go.

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And we need to do this.

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There we go. Excellent.

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Right, now, here's your control board, Little Monster.

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You're going to be protecting the golden pie.

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Every time you see Dr Greenfelt, give a big boo!

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-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

-That's right.

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Now, Robert, if you switch the camera on...

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Oh, hang on a minute, where's our director, Robert?

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Let's call for him after three. One, two, three...

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-ALL:

-Robert!

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I'm ready.

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DRAMATIC FILM MUSIC

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I don't believe it.

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-AMERICAN ACCENT:

-Places, everybody!

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All right, let's have quiet on the set, please.

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-Quiet!

-BELL RINGS

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All right, where is my hero? Where is the star?

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-I'm here.

-Is he late again? Where is he, everybody?

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-Where is that guy?

-I'm here.

-Where is he?

-Get out of it!

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-BOTH:

-Don't do that!

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Hold on, kid, you need some make-up.

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Oh, yes, of course. The lead character, you know,

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the action hero, has to look his best.

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-Make-up!

-Agh!

-All right, honey, what do you want?

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Let's take a look, I'll make you look like a million dollars.

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We just need to take the shine off. OK, here we go.

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This side, this side. There we go.

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-There you are.

-Argh!

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One more, I think.

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Argh!

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There you go. It's good, honey, you look like a doll.

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All right, everybody, let's shoot this thing! OK, first position.

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-What are you doing?

-Get over to your first position.

-All right.

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OK, everybody. Lights!

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Nice. Camera!

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CAMERA ROLLS

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-ALL:

-Action!

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It's night-time, and the scene opens on our hero, Justin Nuff.

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OK, I need you to look heroic, kid.

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Look heroic! More heroic.

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More.

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Too much.

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All right. That's poifect!

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So, Justin Nuff sneaks quietly

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into the lair of naughty monster Dr Greenfelt.

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Right, I'm going quietly, Robert.

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Ooh! TOYS SQUEAK

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-I said quietly.

-OK. Shh!

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Let's go very quietly. Right.

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CRASH!

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Suddenly, Justin spots the naughty Dr Greenfelt,

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and quickly hides so as not to get caught.

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Where shall I hide?

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Just down there, just down there.

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Ah-ha!

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While Dr Greenfelt is not looking, Justin seizes his opportunity.

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He tries to sneak in and take back the golden pie.

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Oh, right.

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It's your line, sir. Your line.

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Ah-ha. I see you, Dr Greenbelt.

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-No, it's Green-FELT, not Green-belt.

-Oh, yes.

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-He shouts a lot, doesn't he? Yes.

-Well, never mind.

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As our hero gets closer, suddenly he is surprised

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by Dr Greenfelt's naughty henchmen,

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who had been guarding the secret lair.

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What henchmen? I can't see anyone.

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-Where are they? AUDIENCE:

-Behind you!

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Over this way?

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Ooh!

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Argh!

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But Justin Nuff never gives up.

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You never give up, sir, you never give up.

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-Dr Greenfelt.

-Oh, yes, of course.

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Dr Greenfelt, your pie-taking days are over.

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Give me back that golden pie.

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Little Monster, you're supposed to give me the pie back,

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otherwise you'll ruin the movie! Come on, let's have it.

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This isn't in the script. Cut.

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-Cut!

-What are you doing?

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Little Monster, give me the pie!

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-Oh.

-Oh, sir! Are you all right?

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This was supposed to be a serious action movie, everyone,

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and, well, I ended up making a disaster movie instead.

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I failed, everyone!

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-ALL:

-Aw.

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Oh, no, sir. You haven't failed.

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You may not have made an action film,

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but I think you've made something even better.

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The funniest film! Didn't he, everybody?

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-ALL:

-Yes!

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-Really, Robert?

-Yes, sir.

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And I think you deserve your very own award.

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Little Monster, if you please.

0:20:500:20:52

Oh! Wow.

0:20:520:20:55

Thank you, my dear.

0:20:550:20:56

Sir, may I present you

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with The Robert for making the funniest film,

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the only film in Justin Town.

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Thank you, everyone.

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I'd like to thank Robert and, of course, Little Monster

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and, well, all of my friends, thank you, everyone.

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-When I was young and I wanted to get into films...

-That's a great speech.

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-Big cheer for Justin!

-CHEERING

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-Yes, very good. Very good, sir.

-Thank you. Oh, so many friends.

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Do you know what? Every big blockbuster action movie

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always finishes with a big song at the end, doesn't it, everyone?

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It does indeed, sir.

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OK, Robert, fire up the old RMP1 Spool Projector once more.

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Yes, sir. Firing up.

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And what do we say, movie-makers?

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-AUDIENCE:

-Hit it!

-Hitting it now.

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All right! Let's go! Let's see you dancing.

0:21:490:21:53

-Here we go.

-Yeah! Whoo!

0:21:530:21:55

-BOTH:

-# We've had a lot of fun

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# Good times and a half

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# When I think about it I laugh and laugh and laugh

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# We go....

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# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:22:040:22:06

# Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:22:060:22:08

# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:22:080:22:10

# Come and laugh with me... #

0:22:100:22:11

Oh, very good, sir.

0:22:110:22:13

-Yes, thank you, Robert. Take it away.

-Here we go.

0:22:130:22:16

# A funny photograph That would make me laugh

0:22:160:22:18

# Now, custard in a bath That would make me laugh

0:22:180:22:22

# A pink and green giraffe That would make us laugh

0:22:220:22:25

# Come on, everybody We can make you laugh... #

0:22:250:22:29

Here we go. Don't forget to laugh along.

0:22:290:22:31

Here we go.

0:22:310:22:33

# We go...

0:22:330:22:34

# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:22:340:22:36

# Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:22:360:22:38

# Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:22:380:22:39

# Come and laugh with me

0:22:390:22:41

# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:22:410:22:42

# Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:22:420:22:44

# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Come and laugh with me... #

0:22:440:22:48

-Ooh, I've got one, Robert.

-Oh, have you?

-Ready, everyone?

0:22:480:22:51

# Pull a funny face That will make you laugh... #

0:22:510:22:54

Come on, pull a funny face!

0:22:540:22:56

Very good. Very good funny faces.

0:22:560:22:58

-Have you got one?

-Oh, I've got one. Here we go.

0:22:580:23:01

# Give a little tickle That would make you laugh... #

0:23:010:23:05

-Tickle the person next to you.

-Yes, tickle, tickle.

0:23:050:23:09

Oh, no, not me, sir!

0:23:090:23:10

# A funny photograph That would make me laugh

0:23:120:23:15

# Now, custard in a bath That would make me laugh

0:23:150:23:18

# A pink and green giraffe That would make us laugh

0:23:180:23:22

# Come on everybody We can make you laugh... #

0:23:220:23:25

Here we go. Are you ready?

0:23:250:23:29

# We go...

0:23:290:23:30

# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:23:300:23:32

# Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:23:320:23:34

# Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:23:340:23:36

# Come and laugh with me

0:23:360:23:37

# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:23:370:23:39

# Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:23:390:23:41

# Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:23:410:23:43

# Come and laugh with me

0:23:430:23:44

# Come and laugh

0:23:440:23:47

# With me! #

0:23:470:23:51

HONK!

0:23:510:23:52

-Yay!

-Give yourselves a big cheer.

0:23:520:23:56

Wow. Have you had a good time today?

0:23:560:23:59

-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

-Oh, good.

0:23:590:24:01

Well, let's have a huge cheer for our wonderful guests,

0:24:010:24:05

the Stunt Tumblers!

0:24:050:24:08

Yay.

0:24:080:24:09

Let's hear it for our Hollywood starlet, Little Monster!

0:24:090:24:14

And, of course, our movie-magic director, Robert.

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And we'll see you next time in...

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-ALL:

-Justin's House!

0:24:210:24:25

All right. That's a wrap, everybody!

0:24:250:24:27

I liked the bit when Robert put the make-up on Justin.

0:24:270:24:32

The Stunt Tumblers was amazing.

0:24:320:24:35

My favourite bit was when

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the henchmen in the film squirted Justin.

0:24:380:24:42

When Justin got the pie in his face.

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