The Dusterlings Justin's House

CHEERING

CHEERING

# A dustin' for Justin

# A dustin' for Justin

# A dustin' for Justin

# In... #

ALL: JUSTIN'S HOUSE!

Well, hello, everybody!

ALL: HELLO!

Oh, I think we can be louder than that, I said, "Hello, everybody!"

ALL LOUDER: HELLO!

And welcome to...?

ALL: JUSTIN'S HOUSE!

Yes, indeed, Justin's House. Would you look at this place,

I mean, there's so much stuff everywhere

and have you ever seen so much dust? Look at this...

SQUEAKS AND POPS

I mean, look at that. Look at the amount of dust in this place,

look at it. Honestly, I mean, it's almost impossible to do

everything at once, but, exciting news...

Because I have invented an amazing new invention

that will have this place clean and tidy and spotless in no time

and I can't wait to show Justin! I'm so excited!

But in the meantime, I'm going to do a light bit of tidying up

before he arrives. Right, bend with the knees, Robert,

always with the knees. Um...

FLUTE PLAYS

Right, was that you or was that me?

ALL: YOU!

Me? Are you sure about that?

ALL: YES!

I'd better try that again, with the knees,

Robert, with the knees...

-FLUTE PLAYS

-Right, are you sure that wasn't you?

ALL: YES!

So I'm going to need to get me pistons checked again, oh, dear...

ALL SHOUT

What? Oh, it's Little Monster, say hello to Little Monster, everybody.

ALL: HELLO!

Hello, Little Monster. Now, I'll be with you in just

a moment. Just tidying up before

Justin gets here, all right, here we go with the knees, Robert.

FLUTE PLAYS

Hold on a moment, I know what's going on here.

Perhaps I should explain, everybody, you see, Little Monster

-is learning the flute...

-FLUTE PLAYS

You see, her music teacher is coming over

later today to give her a lesson, but it's good you're

practising but we have to get this place tidied-up

and dusted before your flute teacher arrives, so, listen,

why don't you tidy away your flute and whatnot

and I'm going to pop this box out in me workshop,

-all right, here we go...

-Ugh!

LAUGHTER Hey, everyone!

ALL: HEY! Yes, come on!

# Wiggle your bottoms

# Shake and grin

# It's Ju, ju, ju, ju Ju, ju, ju... #

ALL: JUSTIN'S HOUSE!

Good to see you, are you having a good time?

ALL: YES! I can't hear you!

ALL: YES!

Oh, Robert, what a wonderful audience today.

We certainly are, sir, yes.

Hang on, hang on...

Robert, you said to me this morning, well,

that you would dust and tidy, but look...

Looks to me like there's lots of dusting and tidying still to do.

Oh, tell me about it, sir, it's so messy and it's so dusty,

that it's almost impossible to do it all at once,

but fear not, for I have wonderful news -

I have a wonderful invention that will have this house clean

-and tidy in no time.

-Oh!

-Yes! Yes.

Would you like to see Robert's new invention? ALL: YES!

Oh, my, what do you think about that, Little Monster?

FLUTE PLAYS

-Oh, oh, oh.

-Oh, wonderful, would you like to see, everybody?

ALL: YES!

All right, well, hmm, ladles and jellyspoons, I give you...

Ta da!

FANFARE

No, not the music, not the music, we talked about this.

Wow, Robert, you've excelled yourself.

You have invented... Yay... Wait a second!

That's just an old duster, isn't it, everyone? ALL: YES!

I know that, everybody, I hadn't finished yet, you see,

what I've done is, I've taken an ordinary duster like this...

-Right...

-..and I've upgraded it into a next-generation cleaning system.

I give you... The Dusterling!

FANFARE

-Oh!

-Oh, I'm so sorry, it's a little bit shy.

One moment. No, come out and meet everybody,

it's all right, they're very friendly, come out and say hello...

IT TOOTS

-Oh!

-You see? Say hello to my Dusterling, everybody!

ALL: HELLO! IT TOOTS

Isn't it adorable?

I can't believe that, Robert, your Dusterling is alive!

Yes, I've created the world's first living duster.

You see, while it's doing the dusting,

that leaves us free to do more fun things,

-like tidying.

-Oh, great(!)

Hurray(!)

All right, then, I'll start with this box over here.

No, no, hold your horses, sir, I have got a teensy bit carried away

-and made more than one.

-Oh, right....

More than one?

Dusterlings - assemble!

THEY CHATTER

-Wow, Robert, four Dusterlings?

-Indeed,

now would you like to meet them, everybody?

-ALL: YES!

-All right, well, I'll introduce them. So, here we go...

Now, first up we have... Giggles.

IT GIGGLES

For obvious reasons, as you can see.

Then, next up, we have Toot Toot.

IT TOOTS

Yes, there we go. And then, next up we have Whap Whap.

IT WHAPS

Cos he goes, "Whap, whap."

And then, last but not least, we have Boing.

IT BOINGS

Cos he boings all over the place, he loves his dusting.

Can you teach us the names, again, to all of our friends?

-Yes, absolutely.

-Right, who have we got?

-It goes...

ALL: Giggles, Toot Toot,

Whap Whap, Boing.

Very good.

Right, OK, join in, everyone, here we go...

ALL: # A Giggles, a Toot Toot

# A Whap Whap

# Boing

# A Giggles, a Toot Toot

# A Whap Whap

# Boing... #

Over to you...

# A Giggles, a Toot Toot

# A Whap Whap

# Boing... # Keep going...

# A Giggles, a Toot Toot

# A Whap Whap # A Boing... #

-Everybody...

-Wait a minute, no, no...

-# A Whap Whap... #

-Wait a minute. Hold everything.

Hold everything, what are you doing?

# And Boing... # Everybody, now...!

Sir, stop getting carried away.

Oh, sorry. I do like that song.

Well, I know you do, but listen, Dusterlings,

come on, I invented you to dust, not to dance.

Right, Dusterlings, attention!

THEY CHATTER

Now, on my command, wait for it, wait for it...

Three, two, one...

Get dusting!

-Look at them, away they go, sir.

-Wow!

Look, they're very efficient and obedient.

Oh, yes, sir. Now that they're getting on with the dusting,

that leaves us free to do other awesome things.

Let's get tidying.

We could tidy, but first, why don't we have a song?

ALL: YES!

I suppose the Dusterlings are happy with their dusting,

go on, I fancy a singsong.

Phew, that was close. Who wants to sing a song?

ALL: ME!

All right, Robert, dust the dust off the RMP1 player...

Ah, dusting off now, sir.

And what do we shout, everyone?

ALL: HIT IT!

Hitting it now!

Yeah! Come on, here we go! Whoa! All right!

Yeah, woo!

# ALL: Justin's house... # Come on, Robert, let's sing.

Here we go, as loud as you can, here we go.

-# Justin's house

-# It's the place you wanna play in

-# Justin's house

-# You're my special guests today

-# Justin's house

-# It's the place you wanna stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# Yeah, there's Robert the robot

# And Little Monster too

# And someone else, we think you know who

# He's funny and sunny, has a smile on his face

-# He's.... Justin!

-# Hey, and this is my place... #

As loud as you can, are you ready? One, two, three...

-# Justin's house

-# It's the place you wanna play in

-# Justin's house

-# You're my special guest today

-# Justin's house

-# It's the place you wanna stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house... #

# We sing here and dance here

# Play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny # Put a smile on my face

# You're...brilliant!

# Yes, you are

# You really are great... # Dance, everyone, let's see you!

-# Justin's house

-# It's the place you wanna play in

-# Justin's house

-# You're my special guests today

-# Justin's house

-# It's the place you wanna play in

# Everybody's welcome in Justin's house... #

-One more time?

-We should, they've come all this way.

-# Justin's house

-# It's the place you wanna play in

-# Justin's house

-# You're my special guests today

-# Justin's house

-# It's the place you wanna stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuuustin's

# Justin's house! #

Yay! Give yourselves a big cheer!

Robert, that was fantastic, and a big cheer

for the Dusterlings!

CHEERING

Yes, well, everybody does enjoy a good song and dance

but, Dusterlings, as I said before, I invented you to dust,

-not to dance. Now, go on, back to your dusting.

-Oh!

THEY CHATTER

Oh, dear, Robert, I don't know what you said to them,

but they're feeling very unhappy now.

I'm sorry, sir, but it is why I invented them.

Yes, well, look, you see, they're getting on with their

dusting and that's why I invented them.

And while they're doing the dusting, that leaves us free to tidy.

Now, take those balls to the shed where they belong.

-All right, then.

-Yes, and I'm going to sort out

this laundry with Little Monster.

OK, I'll be in the garage if you need me, Robert.

-All right, sir.

-All right, see you in a minute...

IT BOINGS

LAUGHTER

What are you doing?

-Robert, Boing was tickling me.

-They wouldn't dare, sir.

Behind you!

IT TOOTS

What are you doing, Toot Toot?

-Oh!

-Are you all right, Robert?

Oh, Toot Toot, you're supposed to be dusting not tickling.

-Oh, dear.

-Oh, now, come along, Dusterlings, behave!

Yes, what's going on with your dusting? Ugh!

LAUGHTER

IT TOOTS

Dusterlings...!

-They've gone naughty. Quickly, sir, to the sink.

-Right, come on.

-It will be safe there.

-Oh, yes, I don't think there's any dust...

HE GASPS

IT BOINGS THEY GIGGLE

-Quickly, to the sofa.

-Quick, run, run, run.

-I think we'll be all right here.

-Oh, that's better.

IT TOOTS

-Where now?

-Kitchen.

THEY PANT

-Oh!

-Oh, that's better.

-Oh, sir.

-Yeah?

-What have I done?

I was so busy wondering if I could, I didn't stop to think

-if I should.

-Oh.

-I've invented the world's naughtiest dusters.

Now, don't worry, Robert, I think we've lost them, haven't we?

ALL SHOUT

-Thank goodness for that.

-Oh, I'm so relieved.

-What?

-What?

What?

They're behind us?

No, we'll have a look.

You were right, the Dusterlings are..behind us!

Argh!

DUSTERLINGS CHIRP AND CHATTER

Robert!

-What are you doing?

-I'm getting the last bit of laundry.

It's all I've got left.

Oh! Oh, dear! Quick, let's go with our friends.

-Oh!

-I do hope Little Monster's OK.

Shall we all call for her after three? Yeah?

One, two, three.

-ALL:

-Little Monster!

Oh! There she is.

Well, at least I managed to save this last piece of laundry

-from the naughty Dusterlings.

-Ah!

BUZZING

What's that noise?

CRASH

I don't believe it. What was that?

-It was me.

-Look, everybody. It's the explorer from next door.

It's Cat, she's back.

Come on, everybody.

# It's Cat She's back

-ALL:

-# Shout it everybody, Cat is back. #

Yeah.

THEY ROAR

Come on, you two. What are you doing down there?

-I need to tell you about my adventures.

-Sh.

-Sh.

Cat, don't move a muscle. You don't know what's roaming about the house.

-It's Dusterlings.

-Whaterlings?

-Ayee! The Dusterlings.

We've got to be very careful.

They keep tickling us. Robert invented them, didn't he, everyone?

-ALL:

-Yes!

They were supposed to clean and dust the house but it's gone wrong.

-Yes, I brought them to life, but they've gone rogue.

-Oh!

-Quick!

-Dusters that are alive?!

-Yes.

-Yes.

-You've got to be joking, aren't you?

-DUSTERLINGS CHIRP AND CHATTER

Oh! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

Oh, they are alive.

-Yes, well, we did try to tell you.

-Hang on.

I think I've got something in my Cat Pack that might help.

Shall we see what's in Cat's Cat Pack, everybody?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Right, let's ask her after three. One, two, three.

-ALL:

-What's in your Cat Pack, Cat?

Well, it just so happens I've just come back from the far-flung

forests of Flitterly Flew.

And I've been looking for giant Flitter Flatters.

Giant whatter whatters?

Flitter Flatters. They're like butterflies.

-But only so big you need one of these to study them.

-Wow!

Maybe we could use these to catch the Dusterlings?

That's a brilliant idea.

Every time you spot a Dusterling why don't you shout out its name?

That's a good idea. Can you remember the names, everyone?

-ALL:

-Yes!

-Shall we go through them again?

-All right.

So we've got...

-ALL:

-Giggles, Toot Toot, Whap Whap and Boing.

Very good.

OK, remember, be very careful. We don't want to hurt them.

No, so when you see one shout out, everybody.

Yes. Don't forget, if you see one shout as loud as you can.

Let's go hunting for the Dusterlings, shall we?

-ALL:

-There!

Where? Where is it?

DUSTERLING CHIRPS

Oh. Don't worry. I've got it.

-Quick, Justin.

-OK. Ready. Here we go. One, two, three.

Whoa!

-Oh, Robert.

-There we go.

Thanks, old pal.

-Are you all right?

-Yes.

SHOUTING

Boing! Boing! Boing!

Yes! Oh!

Oh, dear. Where are they now?

-I don't know. Can you see them?

-Where?

SHOUTING

Quick, Cat, in a pincer movement, we can do this. Oh!

-I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

-Any sign of them, anyone?

-ALL:

-No!

Let me see now.

DUSTERLINGS CHIRP

SHOUTING

Where are they? Over here?

There they are! There they are! Don't worry. Ready?

After three.

-ALL:

-One, two, three.

Oh! Yes I've got them. I've got them. Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh!

-Oh, dear.

-Have you got them?

-I've got them, Robert.

# Ta-da. #

LAUGHTER

-So all you've caught is yourself.

-I mean... Oh!

-I'm all out of ideas.

I don't think we're ever going to catch them.

DOORBELL

-ALL:

-# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

# Someone better answer it... #

SHOUTING

Can't you get it, sir? You see, I'm caught up with a net.

Sorry, I didn't know you had company in the house. Right.

I'll get the door. Wait a second. Did Robert just trick me?

-ALL:

-Yes!

And who's Annette? I don't know.

Right, let's see who's at the door, shall we?

Oh, look, everyone. This is Little Monster's music teacher.

-Hello.

-A big cheer for James.

-CHEERING

-Hello, there.

Come on in, James. Little Monster is over here, ready for her lesson.

Yes.

But I'm sorry for the mess here today, James.

Yes, what's been going on in here today?

-Ah, yes, James I can...

-Robert.

-I'm sorry. Yes. Hello.

James, I can explain.

Yes, we've got some random dusters on the loose so it's not

a good time for Little Monster's flute lesson.

Well, perhaps I can be of some help to you.

Eh?

HE PLAYS A MELODY

What be that magical music?

James, I didn't know you were a Dusterling expert.

That was amazing, James. I mean, maybe James CAN help.

-What do you think, everyone. ALL:

-Yes!

Do you remember earlier when we played some music, the

Dusterlings started to dance, didn't they, everyone?

-ALL:

-Yes!

And I remember I gave my circuits a good old shimmy, if I recall.

So maybe if James and Little Monster played the flute, they might

-come out, start dancing, and then we can catch them.

-Brilliant idea.

Get them under control. James, take it away. Ha-ha!

Come on, everyone, let's see you dancing.

JAMES PLAYS A MELODY

DUSTERLINGS CHIRP

SHOUTING

-Ooh! James, it's working.

-There they are.

That's it. Keep dancing, everybody.

Keep dancing, everyone. Let's see you dance.

-Keep dancing.

-Yeah.

-Where are they going?

-Here we go.

-Here we go.

CHEERING

MUSIC CONTINUES

Giggles!

Say it with me.

-ALL:

-Toot Toot!

Whap Whap!

Boing!

Say it loud and proud.

Giggles!

Toot Toot!

Whap Whap!

Whap Whap! Whap Whap!

-Boing!

-Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

Giggles!

Toot Toot!

-Whap Whap!

-Whap Whap!

Boing!

Here we go. Giggles!

There they are.

-Toot Toot!

-Toot Toot! Toot Toot!

-Whap Whap!

-Whap Whap!

-Boing!

-Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

Come on! Giggles!

-Toot Toot!

-Toot Toot!

-Whap Whap!

-Whap Whap!

-Boing!

-Boing! Boing! Boing!

Giggles!

-Toot Toot!

-Toot Toot!

-Whap Whap!

-Whap Whap!

-Boing!

-Boing! Boing! Boing!

Giggles!

-Toot Toot!

-Toot Toot!

-Whap Whap!

-Whap Whap!

-Boing!

-Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

Yeah! A big cheer for James.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow! That was wonderful.

But, Cat, what's going to happen to the Dusterlings now?

They may have been very naughty but I've grown rather fond

of Giggles, Toot Toot, Whap Whap and Boing.

Don't worry, I'm going to take them somewhere they can do

all the tickling and dancing they want

in the tangled tress of Tangleania.

-Oh!

-Wow.

-Would you like that, Dusterlings?

Toot! Toot! Toot!

I think they are going to enjoy their trip, aren't they, Robert?

-Yes indeed, sir.

-Now we do need to clear all of this mess up, don't we?

Yes but this time, sir, no inventions.

Just good honest hard work with perhaps

a bit of a singsong along the way.

Way ahead of you, Robert! Who wants to sing a song, everyone?

CHILDREN ALL SHOUT Let's ask our special guest.

James, would you like to stick and sing a song with us?

-Definitely, I'd love to, yes.

-Fantastic.

-Robert, fire up the old beatbox!

-Ah, running up to 120bpm now, sir.

Are you ready, everyone? What do we say?

-ALL:

-We're ready!

-Here we go, everybody.

-Let's go! Come on, let's see you dancing!

Come on!

All right!

This is the Instrument Song.

# Come along, play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# Now, you can be a pop star on the rock guitar... #

Let me see you play! Yeah!

# Come along, play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# You can play rumpty-tum on your rock and roll drums... #

-Take it, James!

-HE BEATBOXES

Whoa!

# You can be a pop star on the rock guitar

ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS

# Come along, play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# You can be a smash with a cymbal crash! #

Here we go!

# You can play rumpty-tum on your rock and roll drums. #

-Take it, James!

-HE BEATBOXES

# You can be a pop star on the rock guitar. #

Let me see you play! Oh, yeah!

# Come along, play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# You can play high and low on the piano... #

PIANO PLAYS

# You can be a smash with a cymbal crash! #

CYMBALS CRASH

# You can play rumpty-tum on your rock and roll drums. #

-Take it, James!

-HE BEATBOXES

# You can be a pop star on the rock guitar. #

Here we go! Yeah!

ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS

# Come along, play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# Come along, play along

# You played along with our instrument song. #

Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow, you were fantastic, guys! Have you had a good time?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Let's have a huge cheer for our very special guest, James!

CHEERING

Robert!

CHEERING

Little Monster!

CHEERING

Cat! CHEERING

And the Dusterlings! CHEERING

And we'll see you next time for more dusting on...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

My favourite is Little Monster doing the flute.

My favourite song was the Justin's House song.

My favourite bit was the dusters tickling.

My favourite song was... Cat Is Back.