Giggle Gasket Justin's House

QUACKQUACK! QUACK!

CHEERING

-SINGS:

-Dusting for Justin, dusting for Justin...oh!

Dustin' for Justin - ooh! - in Justin's house!

Well, hello, everybody!

-ALL:

-Hello!

And welcome to...

Justin's House!

Yes, indeed, Justin's House.

Well, it's Justin's extra-untidy house today.

You see, it all happened this morning,

when I told sir I can't laugh.

You see, it's my giggle gasket.

That's what helps all robots to laugh.

Well, you see my giggle gasket broke the other day

and, since then, I can't laugh.

Awww!

Oh, no, no, no. No, it's all right.

I'm perfectly happy, I just can't laugh out loud.

Well, ever since then, Justin's been trying to make me laugh.

That's why there's all these funny toys around the place.

Let me demonstrate, look.

Like this one, Jack in the box.

Uhhh!

You see? Classic.

And there's a rubber chicken here.

CLUCKING

Rib-tickling.

And then, of course, there's this joke book here.

GIGGLING

Yes, highly amusing. Yes, yes.

Oh! Ugh!

Oh, it's you, Little Monster.

-Say hello to Little Monster, everybody.

-Hello!

Yes, Little Monster, those glasses are very silly,

but you're not going to make me laugh.

Oh! Oh, no! Gah!

Come on, now. Please, give me my duster back! Oh.

Muddle me microchips!

I can't dust for Justin without my trusty duster, Meredith.

I'm going to take these joke books

and I'm going to put them on the shelf, so everything is neat

and tidy for when Justin gets back.

Yes.

Oh, this really is a very funny comic. Oh-ho-ho!

It's bound to make Robert laugh. I don't know.

Da-ya!

Hello, everybody!

Hello, Justin!

Hit it, come on!

Wobble your bottoms.

SINGS: Wiggle your bottoms,

shake and grin,

it's Ju-Ju-Ju, Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju, Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju...

-..Justin's House!

-Yay!

Good you see you all here.

I have got the funniest comic ever.

It's bound to make Robert laugh.

Do you think I should read it to him?

-Yes!

-Right. Robert?!

Hang on a minute, where is Robert?

He's where?

I'm on the floor, sir.

Behind the sofa? What are you doing down there?

Are you snoozing on the job again? I don't know.

Not exactly, sir.

Robert, I've got a really funny joke to tell you from my Justin Times.

-Oh, right, well, erm... May I?

-Yes, of course, you may.

-All right, all right.

-Right, then. Here we go.

BOING!

-Oh!

-Da-ay!

BOING!

-Oh!

-Da-ay!

Ooof!

Oh, yeah. There's Little Monster.

Come on, Little Monster, you're going to love this, too.

Right, this is bound to make Robert start to laugh. Here we go.

-All right, all right.

-Once upon a time...

a donkey went to the hairdressers.

Followed by three frogs.

Then the donkey said to the frogs,

"Don't worry, I'm not a cucumber."

Yes, highly amusing, sir.

Oh, I don't believe it.

That was the funniest joke ever in this comic.

If that's going not going to make you laugh, I don't know what is.

As I said to you, sir, it's because my giggle gasket is broken.

Don't worry, don't worry. I'm laughing on the inside.

CREAK

ROBOTIC LAUGH

Moving on.

Well, listen, seeing as you two are in such a merry mood,

-why don't we have a jolly old singsong?

-That's a great idea!

What do you think, everyone? Shall we sing a song?

Yes!

OK. Robert, let's fire up the old giggletastic RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

-And all of our friends know what to shout.

What do we say, everyone?

Hit it!

-Yes.

-Hitting it!

-Hitting it!

Come on, everyone!

Come and dance!

Here we go!

All right!

Woo!

Yeah!

Get ready, here we go, everyone! Woo!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House. Yay!

# There's Robert the Robot and Little Monster, too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# Heeeeeee's Justin!

# Yay! And this is my place! #

Come on, everyone, sing along!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

Thank you! Here we go!

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games, too

# But it wouldn't be fun If it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny put a smile on our face

# You're brilliant! #

Yes, you are.

# You really are great... # Little Monster!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house. #

One more time.

Oh, I think they want to, sir!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place - come on, everyone!

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's...

# Justin's House! #

Give yourselves a big cheer!

Oh, that's bound to have made Robert laugh. What do you think, Robert?

Er, well, no, sir.

As I said, I'm perfectly happy without my giggle gasket

and if you add up all the time I would have been laughing,

I gain an average of 12.97 minutes a day for extra tidying up -

and that is a robot win in my book!

Just me? All right.

OK.

Well, I don't know. I'm trying my best here to make Robert laugh.

I wonder if Little Monster's got some good ideas? I'm sure she has.

Little Monster?

Any ideas how to make Robert laugh?

Ah, oh, ugh! Little Monster, what are you doing?

Stop dusting Robert. Honestly!

He doesn't need cleaning, does he, everyone?

No!

He needs to have a good laugh.

-Ah! I've got it! Robert, come over here.

-What, what, sir?

Look, all of our friends have specially dressed up for you.

-Haven't you, everyone?

-Yes!

Oh, so they have.

They're wearing really funny, zany, clowny outfits, aren't you?

-Don't you look wonderful?

-Yes.

You look amazing!

Right, is everyone ready to make the funniest faces ever?

Right, we'll start with the fizzle-wizzle cruncher.

OK. Ready, everyone? One, two, three, go!

Yes. Yes, yes.

Hilariously funny, sir.

Ah, er...

OK, don't worry, everyone. Let's go for the smiley-wiley, OK?

Ready, everyone?

Smile away!

Oh, they're so funny!

Yes, yes. Absolutely hilarious.

Is Robert laughing?

-Humph! This is harder than I thought.

-No, it's hilarious.

All right. Everyone, it's plan B.

Get ready to do your best monster faces.

Come over here, Robert.

We're going to need Little Monster's help. Here she is.

There we are. OK.

Little Monster, and everyone else,

give Robert your best funny monster faces.

Actually, I'm not going to laugh. I'm sorry.

This is the funniest face-off ever! Isn't it, everyone?

Yes!

Oh, absolutely, sir. It highly amusing, waggish and mirthful, sir.

Well, I thought they were the funniest faces ever.

I think you should give yourselves a big cheer!

This is harder than I thought. Do you know what, everyone?

I think Robert's giggle gasket is well and truly broken.

What are we going to do?

I'm pretty sure I've been saying that all morning, sir.

Now, I think I've got an idea.

Would you like to see some laundry juggling?

Laundry juggling? But sir, laundry is there to clean and fold and iron.

To smell the fresh, flowery fragrance.

Eh? No, we have a giggle catastrophe here. Stand aside.

Right, here we go. Hup! Nobody sneeze or cough. Right, here we go.

LOUD HORN

What was that?

-It was me!

-Oh, look, everybody! It's the explorer from next door.

It's Kat, she's back!

-Hello! Hello!

-It's Kat.

-It's Kat.

-She's back.

-She's back.

Shout it, everybody.

It's Kat, she's back!

Ah, hello, everyone!

Hello, Kat!

It's great to be back.

-Oh, Justin, why are you standing in laundry baskets.

-I can't...

Yes, yes, yes.

Justin was just engaging in some laundry shenanigans.

Laundry shenanigans? That's so funny!

Robert's giggle gasket is broken, Kat,

so we're trying to make him laugh. Aren't we, everyone?

Yes!

-What's a giggle gasket?

-Well, it's the small...

Er, if you look behind the... Erm, on top of the, er...

Erm, I don't know.

Yeah, I'll take this, shall I?

No, a giggle gasket is what makes a robot laugh.

But, you see, my giggle gasket is broken, so I can't laugh.

Oh, no, Robert!

Sharing a humongous, big laugh with all your friends is one of

-the best feelings in the world.

-That's right.

I understand, Kat, Justin, but I'm perfectly happy as I am.

-Justin, may I?

-Oh, right. OK.

-Now, Kat, it is lovely to see you,

but, if you'll excuse me, I must get back to my tidying.

Hey, Justin, Little Monster, I've got an idea.

Ooh!

I've just come back from an expedition to the funniest place

on the planet, visiting the Joking Jesters of Jumble Jamboree Land.

Wow! I base most of my life on their teachings.

-Sh-sh-sh!

-Oh, hello.

Ah, sh!

I reckon I've got just the thing in my Katpack to get Robert laughing.

Wow! Would you like to have a look in Kat's backpack?

Yes!

OK. We all know what to shout, don't we? After three, as loud as you can.

One, two, three!

What's in the Katpack, Kat?

-OK.

-Let me see.

Oh-oh-oh. Wow! What is this?

OK, pop that over there.

I think I've got it.

-Yes!

-Whoa!

What is that? Some kind of jungle balloon?

No, it's not a jungle balloon, Justin.

This is an actual, genuine,

lovingly handcrafted Jamboree Land yippee cushion!

It's bound to get Robert laughing. Go on, give it a squeeze.

Can I? Right, OK, I'm going to give it a squeeze. Here we go.

ANIMAL SOUNDS/BOING!

-That made a really funny noise! Can I have another go?

-Go again!

Right, here we go. Ready?

ANIMAL SOUNDS/HONK!

That is hysterical! What a funny sound!

-Hello?

-Yes, that was, erm...

What was that funny sound?

Kat's tummy rumbling. Wasn't it, everyone?

Yes.

Oh, you and your belly, as usual.

All we have to do is get Robert to sit on it.

Right, we need to go over to the sofa.

Come on, Little Monster, follow me. Right.

Shh, shh. Right, that's it. Where shall we put it?

-Shall we put it down in the middle?

-Yes.

Right, how can we hide it? What shall we use?

A cushion? Good idea.

Right, now we need to call for Robert as loud as we can.

Ready, everyone? After three. One, two, three!

-Robert!

-Robert!

-Right...

-Did someone call?

Yes, all of your friends.

You see, we all think you've been dusting and cleaning,

oh, far too much.

So, why don't you come and have a sit-down on the sofa?

Is that a good idea?

Yes!

-I suppose it would be quite nice to rest me ratchets.

-Ha-ha!

All right, all right. Here we go.

Oh, actually, I could just go to put the laundry on first.

No, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait!

Come and have a sit-down with all of your friends.

Rest your ratchets.

Oh, well, erm... All right, well, if you lot think so, all right then.

-Here we go.

-Right.

JINGLING

FARMYARD ANIMAL SOUNDS

Oh, swizzle me solenoids!

What was that?

Don't know, but it was really funny, wasn't it?

Oh, I almost jumped out of me robo-wellies!

Do you know what? I need a proper sit down after that surprise.

-Do you think I should sit down, everybody?

-ALL: Yes!

-All right, here it goes. Honestly!

-Sit down again.

ANIMALS/HONKING

Right... Right.

What is going on?

Robert, that was the funniest sound I've heard.

-Have a look.

-Look, Robert, it's a yippee cushion.

-Oh, right.

-Yeah. I'll show you how it works. You sit on it like this.

Ready? Here we go.

LOUD FOGHORN

What do you think? Isn't that the funniest sound

-you've ever heard, everyone? ALL:

-Yes!

Oh, Justin, I've never laughed so much.

Oh.

-But it didn't work, did it, Robert?

-Oh, no, no.

It was highly amusing.

But as I keep explaining, my giggle gasket is broken.

Thank you for your efforts, but if you're done trying to make

me laugh, I've got plenty to be getting on with.

Like sorting

my tool box into alphabetical order.

A, you're an angle nut.

B, you're a bongle bot.

C, you're a cog that's lost its teeth. Argh, argh.

Oh, Robert, I don't know. Hang on a minute.

Kat, quick, come over here.

I think I've got it. Robert's tool box. That's it.

PING

You see, we've been going about this all the wrong way, everyone.

If Robert's giggle gasket is well and truly broken,

well, it's up to us to fix it.

-Great thinking. I'll help you.

-Right, that's it.

-No.

-Hang on.

-Stand over there.

-Wait.

-We will need Little Monster on this.

Kat, would you like to open up Robert's little button there?

That's it. Oh, right.

Yes, I see what's going on. Could I have the spanner, please?

-Thank you very much.

-Are you sure you're qualified for this, sir?

HE SHOUTS

Hang on a minute, that's not the spanner, is it?

Honestly!

I've been trying to dust Robert again.

Right, spanner, please, Little Monster.

-That's it. Lovely, thank you. Right, let's...

-Are you sure...? Oh!

I probably don't need that. FYI, I can't feel my bottom any more.

A-ha! Now I think I can see Robert's emotion gasket. Almost there, guys.

Right, one little twist here.

BOING

-That looks about right to me.

-Ah! That's it. Close her up.

I think we're done. Well, Robert, any change?

I'm not sure.

Has it worked?

Are you ready for a big laugh, Robert?

HE CRIES

My giggle gasket is still...broken.

Oh, no!

What's Robert doing now, everyone?

-ALL:

-Crying!

He's crying. Oh, dear.

I think we've made it worse, haven't we?

HONK

Oh, no. Don't, you'll get me all upset.

I'm sorry, Robert. Oh, no. Now Kat's crying.

There are tears everywhere.

I know. It's just so sad seeing him like this.

I'll try and fix it properly. Come over here.

Oh, hang on. Little Monster's got the duster for you, Robert,

to cheer you up. Yeah.

HE GIGGLES

-Wait a minute, wait a minute. What was that?

-It was the duster.

Little Monster's brought...

WILD GIGGLING

Oh, oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir.

I don't know what came over me just then.

HE GIGGLES

Ooh! I think I just felt my giggle gasket move. Do it again,

-do it again.

-Oh, quick, OK.

Oh, oh. My giggle gasket. It just moved again.

-Quickly, keep tickling.

-Let me have a go.

-Keep tickling.

Keep tickling. It's made him laugh.

Oh, sir. All of that tickling has fixed me.

My giggle gasket, it wasn't broken at all.

It must have just come loose. It's working even

better than ever.

-Yes.

-Wow, Little Monster has saved the day. A big cheer

for Little Monster!

I thought she was trying to dust Robert with her duster, but she

wasn't, was she? No, she was trying to tickle his giggle gasket

with the duster. Well done, Little Monster.

Everybody, everybody, that's a sofa.

HE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING

And, Kat, that's an animal. Meow.

And, Justin,

that rhymes with dustbin!

And, Little Monster, Little Monster, you're green!

Oh, Robert, it's great to have you back. A big cheer for Robert.

-Oh, laughing is circuit-spinningly wonderful, sir.

-I know.

And why don't we celebrate your laughter, Robert, by giving you one

of your favourite things ever.

A wonderful...

-creamy, delicious...

-Cake!

-Yeah.

-Oh, sir, you're

the best friend a robot could hope for.

SPLAT, SHRIEKS OF LAUGHTER

Oh, sir, sir.

-You're not laughing. Maybe a giggle gasket is broken.

-Ah!

I'm laughing, Robert. I'm having fantastic times here. Yeah.

Why don't we finish with a funny giggle-tastic song?

What do you think, everyone?

-OK. Fire up the old giggle-tastic RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

And what do we say, everyone?

-ALL:

-Hit it!

-Come on.

-Here we go.

-Up on your feet. Have a dance with us

and a giggle. Woo!

# We've had a lot of fun

# Good times and a half

# When I think about it we laugh and laugh and laugh

# We go ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

# Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee

# Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Come and laugh with me, yay... #

-It's good to laugh.

-It's lovely to laugh.

# A funny photograph, that would make a laugh

# Custard in a bath, that would make me laugh

# A pink and green giraffe, that would make me us laugh

# Come on, everybody

# We can make you laugh

# Are you ready to laugh?

# Nearly

# We go ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

# Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

# Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee Come and laugh with me

# Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

# Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

# Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

# Come and laugh with me... #

-Right, sir.

-Are you ready for this one? Here we go. Ready?

# Pull a funny face That will make you laugh... #

Come on, everyone. Pull a funny face.

It's my turn. It's my turn.

# Give a little tickle, that will make them laugh... #

Tickle a friend, everybody.

Here we go. Here we go.

# A funny photograph, that would make me laugh

# Custard in a bath, that would make me laugh

# A pink and green giraffe, that would make us laugh

# Come on, everybody We can make you laugh

# We go ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

# Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

# Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee Come and laugh with me

# Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

# Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee

# Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Come and laugh with me

# Come and laugh with me. #

Yay!

Give yourselves a huge cheer.

One question, have you had a good time?

-Have you had a good time?

-ALL:

-Yay!

Fantastic. Well, we'll see you next time in...

-ALL:

-Justin's House.

Bye-bye. Take care.

Bye!

My favourite bit was when Robert sat on the cushion and it

made a funny noise.

My favourite song was the laughter song.

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.

Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee. Come along with me.

My favourite bit was when Justin got the custard pie in his face.