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Katie Morag and the Grand Concert

Live-action children's show set in Scotland. Grandad Island and the twin uncles arrive on the island for the Struay Grand Concert.


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# Katie Morag

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# Far away across the ocean

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# Katie Morag

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# Over the sea to Struay

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# Katie Morag

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# Far away across the ocean

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# Katie Morag

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# Over the sea to Struay. #

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'My name is Katie Morag McColl

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'and I live on the island of Struay.

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'I suppose it's quite wee, but it's ginormous to me

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'and everyone looks out for me

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'when I'm out and about having my adventures.'

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# Katie Morag. #

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'Everyone's good at some things

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'and not so good at others.

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'Take me for example.

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'I'm a champion at Pooh sticks,

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'brilliant at coming up with good ideas

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'and I can say the entire alphabet in less than five seconds.

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'What I'm not so good at

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is making posters for Struay's Grand Concert.

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'We only have Grand Concerts every once in a while.

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'This was an extra special Grand Concert

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'because they asked me to sing in front of everyone

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'for the very first time.

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'But that's another thing I'm not so brilliant at.

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'My best friend Agnes is a great singer.

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'She's usually the star of the show,

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'but I get shy and nervous and forget the words.

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'Not this time, though.

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'This time, I was going to practise and practise till I was perfect.'

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'This year's concert was extra special

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'because Grandad Island was coming over from Norway

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'with Uncle Sean and Uncle Sven.'

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-GRANNIE ISLAND:

-Here they are!

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Hi, Grandad.

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-Well, who on earth could this be?

-It's me, silly!

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Oh, stop tormenting the girl.

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Well, as beautiful as ever.

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'Sean and Sven were proper musicians

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'who've been on TV and everything.

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But, best of all, they're actual real-life twins.

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-Hello, Katie Morag.

-Hi, Uncle Sven.

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I'm Sean. He's Sven.

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I'm Sven? I thought you were Sven.

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Somebody find a mirror, we'd better check!

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Oh, behave yourselves, boys.

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-Shall we behave?

-I don't think so!

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No, no!

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Put me down! Put me down!

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Please tell them to put me down!

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'My uncles always made everyone laugh.

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'Everyone except Liam, that is.

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'He was upset cos he wanted to be in the concert, too,

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'but Mum said he was too young.'

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'Sean and Sven had been playing and singing together

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'ever since they were little.

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'They'd even had a special name back then.'

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The Twin Tunes! I have not heard that name in years.

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Well, you're topping the bill, so I hope you've been practising.

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-GRANDAD ISLAND:

-What about you, Katie Morag?

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I hear you're doing a solo.

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-Will you let us hear it?

-KATIE GROANS

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Oh, you're not shy, are you?

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Uncle Sven was shy when he started out.

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You're not shy any more, though.

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Not a bit.

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What about you, Liam?

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Why don't you sing us your song?

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'I wasn't feeling anywhere near as nervous about the concert now.

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'Uncle Sven was shy and he got over it,

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'so why shouldn't I?'

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-Hi, Katie Morag, fancy a game of hopscotch?

-Yes.

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'And that's when I bumped into Agnes.'

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Yes, yes!

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'I was supposed to be getting ready,

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'but there was always time to play hopscotch.

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'We played five rounds and Agnes won every single time.'

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Yes!

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I've never lost five in a row.

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Just not your day, I suppose.

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Looking forward to the concert?

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I can't wait!

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Practising your song?

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I've been practising all of them.

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What you mean "all of them"?

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Well, I was only meant to be doing one,

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but when Mr Mackie heard how good I was, he asked me to do three!

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Anyway, see you there.

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'Three songs!

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'no-one had ever done three songs,

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'not once in the entire history of the Grand Concert.

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'It didn't matter how much I practised now,

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'Agnes was going to be the star of the show again.'

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THEY LAUGH

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BUZZING

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That's the second time the lights have done that today.

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I hope we don't have a power cut.

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The Grand Concert would be ruined.

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-There she is.

-Katie Morag?

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BUZZING

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You know, there are three sure-fire ways of cheering yourself up.

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One of them's chocolate.

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That usually works.

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But you mustn't use it too often!

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Second is a visit to the hairdressers.

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Sugar-free,

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but it gets a tad expensive.

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But if you were to ask me,

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my number one all-time favourite ways

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of cheering myself up,

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I'd tell you it was getting a new dress,

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a coral-coloured dress...

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..with green and blue bows to be precise.

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Dad, look what Granma Mainland bought me.

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My goodness!

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You know,

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I don't think I've ever seen such a beautiful dress

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in my entire life.

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'Granma Mainland was right.

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'The new dress had totally cheered me up.

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'It didn't matter how many songs Agnes sang,

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'with my brand-new party outfit,

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I'd definitely be the star of the show.'

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So what duet will you be singing tonight?

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An all-time classic.

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One of the Twin Tunes' greatest hits.

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-Can I hear it?

-Why not, take a seat.

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THEY SING IN NORWEGIAN

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-# Do

-Do re mi fa so la ti do

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-# Re mi fa so

-Do re mi fa so

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-# Do re mi fa so

-BOTH: La ti do

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-# Do

-Do re mi fa so la ti do

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-# Re mi fa so

-Do re mi fa so

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-# Do re mi fa so

-BOTH: La ti do

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-# Do

-Do re mi fa so la ti do

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-# Re mi fa so

-Do re mi fa so... #

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This is Sven and that's Sean.

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NEILLY GROANS

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'Everyone was having a brilliant time

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'and the concert hadn't even started yet.

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'Everyone except Liam.

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'It was already past his bedtime,

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'so now he was tired as well as miserable.'

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If there's a prettier girl this side of the Trossachs,

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I've yet to meet her.

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Hi, Katie Morag!

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Oh, my!

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Oh, dear!

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BOOTS STOMP

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Oh!

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What is it, darling? What's wrong?

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I'm not singing.

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We have a wardrobe situation.

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Oh!

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Well...

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You just sit down here next to...

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Peter, where's Liam?

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He was right there.

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I know he was, but he's not there now.

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BUZZING

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EVERYONE STARTS TO TALK

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Oh, dear! Oh, my!

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Liam!

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Quiet please. Liam seems to have wandered off.

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Can everyone please look for him?

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THE TWINS: Righto.

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-NEILLY:

-I'll go crank up the generator.

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-Liam!

-Liam!

-Liam!

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-Liam!

-Liam!

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ALL: Liam! Liam! Liam!

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OWL HOOTS

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Right, now...

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Which one is it?

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An, tan, twosie, jerg

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Erky, berky, fiddly, fell

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El, dell, toorie, lum

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You are it!

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Ah, you're some man, Neilly Beag.

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SNORING

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Ha!

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Bingo!

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Don't you ever go off wandering like that ever again!

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Of course, an ordinary man would never have noticed,

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but my hearing has always been quite exquisitely sensitive.

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We found him!

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He was fast asleep in the back room.

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-CROAKING:

-Oh, thank goodness.

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Sorry, I don't speak Norwegian.

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He's lost his voice. All that shouting!

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-GRANNIE ISLAND:

-Lost his voice?

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What about the duet?

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Sean'll have to do it himself.

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SEAN: I can't.

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-NEILLY:

-Duets are usually a two-man job.

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We'll have to cancel.

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-GRANNIE ISLAND:

-Cancel? Oh, surely not!

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There's nothing we can do.

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I was so looking forward to seeing my boys up there.

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'I don't think I'd ever seen Grannie Island so upset.

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'I'd been so worried about my silly dress,

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'I hadn't realised how much tonight's concert meant to her.

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'But, like I said, brilliant ideas are one of my strong points.'

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MUSIC PLAYS

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Well, wasn't that wonderful, ladies and gentlemen?

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ALL: Yes!

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But now onto our grand finale.

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And tonight, and for one night only,

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accompanied on the guitar by the original Twin Tunes,

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our very own New Twin Tunes!

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Take it away!

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APPLAUSE

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# Oh, you cannae shove your grannie off a bus

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# Push, push!

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# Oh, you cannae shove your grannie off a bus

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# Push, push!

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# Oh, you cannae shove your grannie

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# Cos she's your mammy's mammy

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# Oh, you cannae shove your grannie off a bus

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# You can shove your other grannie off a bus

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# You can shove your other grannie off a bus

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# Shove, shove!

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# You can shove your other grannie

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# Cos she's your daddy's mammy

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# You can shove your other grannie off a bus

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# Oh, we'll all go round to see her after school

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# Hello, Grannie

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# Oh, we'll all go round to see her after school

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# Hello, Grannie!

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# We'll all go round to see her

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# We'll all go round to see her

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# We'll all go round to see her after school

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# Hello, Grannie! #

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APPLAUSE

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'I'm not at all sure who the star of the show was

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'and it didn't seem to matter at all in the end.

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'What mattered was that Liam was safe

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'and we were all together.

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'And that will do just perfectly.

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'Good night, Grannie Island, from me and Liam.'

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With Grandad Island and the twin uncles on the island, the Struay Grand Concert promises to be a grand night... until things begin to go awry!


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