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For years, Marrying Mum And Dad

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has been helping you guys get your parents hitched.

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And one thing we've learnt is our wedding planners are really good

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-at getting their own back.

-Yeah!

-CHEERING

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And it's not just the kids,

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their guests and us that have enjoyed watching parents suffering.

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It's everyone watching the show, too.

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-Groovy, baby, yeah!

-With the help of some of our biggest fans...

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..that you may recognise...

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..we're raiding the Marrying Mum And Dad vaults to bring you...

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All fun and chaos and daft costumes.

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That's right! It's Marrying Mum And Dad's...

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BOTH: ..Most Outrageous Moments.

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Absolutely anything can happen at a Marrying Mum And Dad wedding

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and in this look at the most outrageous moments...

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SHE SCREAMS

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We made a right pig's ear of this one!

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LAUGHTER

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We start off with one mum, Julie,

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whose marriage day make-up left her trying to guess exactly who she was.

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So, let me set the scene - it's your wedding day,

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you've been with your partner for years,

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you cannot wait for the best day of your life.

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Your kids have got the choice

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of what to dress you as - and what do they put you in?

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A big, green, scaly alien costume. Brilliant!

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This intergalactic transformation took hours in the make-up chair

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and tonnes of prosthetics.

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While all the time,

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Julie was completely in the dark about her alien alteration.

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She's got green stuff on her face there.

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There was green stuff there...

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What are you hoping Julie might be looking like today?

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I hope I'll recognise her.

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That would be good.

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And then round the lips, there was green stuff stuck on -

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and then, right round the eyes, there were some green bits on.

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She was covered in green stuff!

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I can't believe... I've never seen anything like it!

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What have the kids done?

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They've turned you into a slimy, scaly, green alieny thingy, Mum.

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Everyone's perfect wedding day look.

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But when it came to the reveal,

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nobody had any idea how Julie would react when faced with...

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Well, her brand-new face.

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Three, two, one!

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-LAUGHTER

-Oh, my God.

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They were aghast!

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Happy wedding day, Mum and Mum.

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What do you think of that for a theme?

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There's just a moment,

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there's a moment where you can see in Amanda's eyes,

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she's like, "I cannot marry this thing."

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"Whatever it is, it needs to be quarantined

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"and possibly studied by the government,

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"but I'm not marrying it."

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Why on earth have we let

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our kids plan our wedding?

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Why have they chosen this?

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What have we done to deserve this?

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My wife's a lizard now,

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but we're on TV, so we've got to just keep going.

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Those were definitely tears of joy from Julie.

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But it just goes to show that human-sized lizards

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-have feelings, too.

-I wonder if it's Doctor Who.

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Here's my immediate issue with this, right?

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Mum Julie is dressed as this Madame Vastra,

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this Doctor Who, scaly, lizardy alien-themed...

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And then, Mum Amanda has just got a waistcoat on, all right?

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There is a disparity there in the costumes which, if I was Julie,

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I'd felt like I'd been sent up the river.

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-Are you happy to kiss me?

-And let's face it, guys,

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who wouldn't want to get hitched to that kind of gorgeous green machine?

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-Give us a kiss!

-I thought it was quite funny

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to see that the kids were almost repulsed

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by the look of their mum when she tried to give them a kiss,

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when she had all the prosthetics on.

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If that was my mum, she's still my mum,

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I still love her, so...she can give me a kiss.

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Did you see the state of Ed Petrie dressed as a Cyberman?

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He looked like the Tin Man on a budget, didn't he?

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And Naomi Wilkinson as a Weeping Angel.

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CHEERING

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Oh, she's an angel to me, cocker, that one.

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It would've been good to see if one of them was a Dalek,

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but obviously, probably, if there were any steps, sort of...

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No, Daleks can hover now, so it's fine, actually.

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-That would've been fine.

-Exterminate!

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Do you know, I'm really scared of Daleks?

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-Are you?

-Like, I've always been really scared.

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-Exterminate!

-No, hey, stop it!

-Did that get you?

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Everyone knows that the kiss on the wedding day is a big deal.

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On this wedding day, it was a big deal for the wrong reasons.

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I declare you are partners for life.

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If I was Amanda, though, I'd be a bit like,

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"Do you want to kiss the bride?" Mm, maybe later.

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-Maybe not.

-Maybe another day.

-Maybe a high five.

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-Maybe another day, yeah.

-Let's have a high five, how about that?

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-Just with the priest.

-You may high-five the bride.

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NAOMI: Well, if you think getting married as a lizard green alien

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was outrageous...

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..our next wedding will absolutely take your breath away.

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Quite literally.

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As a theme, Robin Hood reminds me of, you know,

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the woods, and gold,

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and so the kids sort of decided to initially fire

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their parents out of a catapult.

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Neither woods, or gold. Just pure... Just pain.

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MUSIC WARPS AND STOPS

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But for this modern-day slingshot,

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they planned something that would have any bride and groom

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reaching for the sick bags rather than feeling all loved up.

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Oh...

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HE LAUGHS

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I don't know why Mum and Dad were getting so scared about all of that.

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That looked so fun. I'd love to do it.

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Yep, nothing says fun to me

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quite like being shot into the air like human cannonballs.

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Oh...

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I think letting your kids plan your wedding

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may have well and truly backfired, Mum.

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I think the boys will be doing it.

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I don't... Surely it isn't... Surely it's not.

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-"That'll be for the kids."

-"That'll be for the kids," yeah.

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I was thinking, "Have you ever watched Marrying Mum And Dad?"

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I think the bungee launch is for us.

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Yes, the bungee looks horrifying.

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But not as horrifying as Ed's facial hair.

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What's going on there?

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Ed Petrie was the Sheriff of Nottingham.

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It was perfect for him because he's always trying to penny-pinch,

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isn't he, old Ed?

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He's a disgrace, that man.

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He'd never make a proper sheriff. He hasn't got the legs for it.

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-Curses.

-Look, Ed, they don't need to walk the walk.

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They just need to take the plungee with the bungee.

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Yep, there was no going back for this bride and groom.

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-Good luck, guys.

-Thank you very much.

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I would say good luck, but frankly, I couldn't care less.

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Parents' philosophy is that the kid should always face their fears

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but they definitely regretted it

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when they were launched into the air at ridiculous speeds.

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I think they immediately regretted

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ever introducing the motto "face your fears" into the family.

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There should be a new motto - get rid of "face your fears"

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and just have, "Run, run away,

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"run away from the things that scare you."

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The timing of the reverse bungee jump was absolutely perfect.

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You couldn't write that.

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How do we know when...?

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Like, during mid-sentence, which I think is absolutely brilliant.

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It's the way you'd want to get them but probably couldn't plan for.

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How do we know when...?

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So when Mum and Dad said, "Let us know before it..."

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And they got twanged off!

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He vomited all over the place.

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-What was that?

-OFF-CAMERA CHATTER

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No, he didn't. There was no vomit involved at all.

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Disappointing, that...

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I think the intention was to scare them and get their own back,

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but then they ended up having a good time.

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-What do you think of that, then?

-Well, that was brilliant.

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I don't know how to describe it - it was scary, but fun.

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SHE SCREAMS

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What a lovely wedding day. And all your evil plans,

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Sheriff of Nottingham, they were all scuppered.

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Well, there's one thing that's gone exactly according to plan,

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-Friar Tuck.

-Oh, yes? And what's that?

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Trapping you inside my catapult devise.

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HE LAUGHS EVILLY

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Yeah, but you're in it, too.

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Oh! Haven't thought this through.

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That wedding day transport

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definitely flung up some surprises for Mum and Dad.

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But for our next outrageous wedding,

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the plan was to take their parents literally out of this world.

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This one is a great one

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because Mum and Mum were expecting a farm-themed wedding.

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Simple little farm theme, they thought.

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That would have been nice and quaint, wouldn't it, cocker?

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No - it was a UFO-themed wedding.

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So there's Ed trying to make like

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it's all going to be a farmer's wedding.

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He's dressed as a cow.

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So, can you guess the theme?

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Weird udders - what's that all about?

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And he starts making cow jokes.

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How DAIRY!

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Stop MILKING it, Ed!

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Shall we get moo-ving?

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At the start, Tor and Jackie

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were beaming happiness over their fake theme.

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But little did they know

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the plan was to beam them onto an alien spaceship.

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I think they liked the farm wedding.

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I think they were really happy with what they got, do you not?

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-I think they seemed almost surprised that it was so tame.

-Tame, yeah.

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I think they seemed like, "Oh, it's just a farm wedding.

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"I wasn't expecting that."

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So I almost did sense a bit of disappointment.

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Like, the mums almost wanted a bit of jeopardy,

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like they wanted it to be a little bit more wacky.

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Unbeknown to them,

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their lovely tractor ride was about to be interrupted by

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a close encounter with an actual extra-terrestrial tractor beam.

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What do they see? A crashed UFO.

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That's not the scariest thing, though.

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Have you seen all the steam?

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Someone's left the kettle to boil.

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Is there anything in there?

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Naomi in the UFO!

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I'm still trying to figure out how her face was there in the window

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and then her tentacle was just the complete other side of the UFO!

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Naomi's found the role of a lifetime,

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playing an alien that doesn't speak English.

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She absolutely lives and breathes it.

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I think she played it beautifully.

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You know, she spoke in it,

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she learned the language,

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a complete alien language, she learnt off by heart.

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She called the spaceship Mummy.

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Slightly strange, but very believable!

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I think Naomi's impression of an alien,

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even though I've never met one myself,

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I think it was pretty accurate.

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And these daft tentacle arm things,

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covered in suckers all the way down them.

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All suckers and no trousers, that one.

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I've always said it!

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The special effects in this episode were low, low quality.

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What's that in the sky?!

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ALL SCREAM

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Who doesn't want to, like, hang out in a space ship? That's well fun.

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And the second reveal of their costumes, it went to town.

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So when they finally do the real reveal, it's just brilliant.

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They're all dressed in their shiny, alieny space suits.

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Look, I give that a nine out of TEN-tacle!

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Mum and Mum's outfits were completely out of this world.

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Yeah! Quite literally.

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But if you think that outrageous moment had the parents in a spin,

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you won't believe what's next - it's spook-tacular.

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Welcome to one of the most haunted houses in Britain, Mum and Dad!

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The kids prepared a haunted house theme wedding,

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which contained a haunted house, obviously.

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No lights. Complete darkness.

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Absolutely horrible. And spiders.

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The three things that make a real magical wedding.

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Come inside.

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If you can stomach it!

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Just think about the emotions you want to feel at a wedding.

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You want to feel love and friendship and family.

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You don't want to feel scared.

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These wedding planners had a ghastly task for dad Kerry,

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before they could become "newly webs".

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Involving eight legs and two fangs.

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There's a little something you have to do.

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You'll have to retrieve the rings...

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..from the creepy cellar.

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Just, like, worst nightmare, plus worst nightmare, put together,

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which doesn't equal something very good.

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Dad, how are you with spiders?

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Not very good.

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What is there to like about spiders?

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Especially the big ones, and they're furry, and...

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No, I don't even want to think about it!

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I'm sorry you have to go down there alone, Dad,

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but there's just no way around it.

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It's what your children want.

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Thanks, guys!

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I think they were slightly cruel for this one.

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But personally just because I don't like spiders.

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There was a spider in my room the other day and I haven't been...

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I've moved house now. So...it was very cruel.

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It's pretty dark down here.

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Pretty scary!

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I haven't got to put my hands in there, have I?

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The real stars of the show were the spiders.

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Troopers. They just carried on and there were hands...

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There was a wedding ring in their house. They weren't even invited.

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You're cruel, you guys, really, really cruel.

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Do you know what, that I've heard

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that you eat about eight spiders a year when you're sleeping.

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They just come up to your mouth and start drinking from your spittle and

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fall in, so you accidentally eat them, cocker.

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Go on, Dad!

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For such a scary challenge, Dad got away quite lightly.

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-Oh!

-Because none of the spiders came... It was quite an easy one.

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He just popped his hand in and got it out, which makes me think

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perhaps even the spiders were scared of the dark.

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Don't move.

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Oh, yes, he's got it, he's got it, he's got it!

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You know when you're scared of spiders and your parents say to you,

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"They're more scared of you than you are of them," and you're like,

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"What a load of rubbish, because I'm well scared."

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I think those spiders were actually more scared of him because he was

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-dressed as Dracula.

-Yeah, which he did look quite frightening.

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I'm shaking here. The things you do for love.

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"The things you do for love."

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Like, that just sums up Marrying Mum And Dad.

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-That's it. Yeah, that is it.

-Yes!

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I don't know if it's worth it, though.

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Don't know if love's quite worth spiders on your hand.

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Can't believe I've just done that.

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I was actually shaking there now as well.

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No-one likes a haunted house, do they?

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ALL GROAN AND GROWL

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I mean, let's be honest, though,

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the scariest thing about the whole wedding was Ed's acting, wasn't it?

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-It was terrifying.

-You may regret that!

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You know, it's Marrying Mum And Dad,

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wedding themes aren't your normal wedding themes.

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But if you think retrieving rings

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from spider-infested tanks was outrageous,

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then you're going to love this next one.

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So what are we waiting for?

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Come on! Make it snappy!

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So, one of my favourite ones is where the kids decided to do an

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Egyptian-themed wedding, which was brilliant,

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because when you go to a wedding,

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who doesn't want to have a PHARAOHED time?

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If this newly crowned Pharaoh and his Queen of Sheba thought their

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wedding day was going to be plain sailing,

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they should SPHINX again!

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You both have to retrieve your rings from the pool.

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I think it was good that they used the actual wedding rings.

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Like, you had to do it if you wanted to get married.

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Dad, you'll be getting the one from up there and, Mum,

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you'll be getting the one in the bottom.

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So PHARAOH, so good!

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But our sneaky wedding planners weren't done yet, as Mum, Emma,

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and Dad, Vernon, weren't going to be in there alone.

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Traditional wedding entertainment, like a magician, maybe a band, a DJ.

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No, just crocodiles.

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I admire the children for this, because ancient Egypt as a theme

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doesn't necessarily immediately lend itself to you thinking,

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"Oh, yeah, crocodile-infested pool."

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It definitely was for our young wedding planners.

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Before we can walk you down the aisle,

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we've arranged for you a true test of bravery.

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True test of bravery. Uh-oh!

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Cue two Egyptian Gods to overplay their parts.

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The Gods declare that this water is too pure.

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Yes, the Gods say something is missing.

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We demand a sacrifice!

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Watch out, Mum and Dad!

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The parents seemed fairly chilled at the beginning, like, "No, it's fine,

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"there's nothing, nothing bad in this, just a pool of water."

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There's something missing from this Nile!

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And then the crocodiles came in.

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So it started at this big.

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"It's OK, it's only little."

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And then it got bigger...

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and then bigger.

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Until there's, like, a huge one with about a million teeth.

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Yeah. Wouldn't have been great.

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When the little crocodile came in, everyone went,

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"Oh, it's only a little baby crocodile.

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"That's rubbish." Then some big 'uns went in and they were laughing.

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Ha! It was dead funny, that!

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The crocodiles were very underdressed.

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I think, you know, it was good to see crocodiles finally at a wedding,

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it's been a dream of mine, but just a little tie would be nice.

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Nobody helped them, cocker, no!

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No-one helped them. They just stood there and laughed.

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Petrie was laughing.

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Insert clip of Petrie laughing now.

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ED LAUGHS

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See! Told ya!

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Let the challenge begin!

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-Find the ring.

-That game was definitely not fair.

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Dad only had to reach up and grab it.

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-He's done it!

-And Mum had to find the ring with her feet

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and then pick it up with her hands, which was definitely scarier.

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Got it. I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.

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Mum, actually, you can see the fear,

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she's like, "It's under me, I don't want to go down."

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Watch out behind you, Mum.

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Never tell anyone there's a massive crocodile behind them.

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I think it's always just going to be a bad omen if you remind someone.

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-I've held a crocodile like that.

-Where?

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A little one, like that - on a CBBC show, on Wild.

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It was all going well, then it just started thrashing its body round

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and they are so strong.

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-Strong, aren't they?

-So strong!

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You pathetic humans.

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Somehow I didn't drop it. I don't know how.

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I was like, "Take it off me."

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They can hurt you with their tail as well.

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That could have easily happened in the water.

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Come on, Emma!

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Come on, Mum! Yay!

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It's the thought that would make you a bit more scared.

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I'd have walked away from the wedding!

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Luckily, no matter what the kids throw at them...

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Lean back and hold on tight, OK?

0:16:430:16:45

..our parents never walk away...

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..opting instead to walk...

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..down the aisle...

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..to finally say, "I do."

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What's brilliant about Marrying Mum And Dad

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is that in amongst all the silliness and the outrageousness

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and the fact that the kids are basically

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trying to embarrass their parents -

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and good on them for that, by the way -

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is that there's actually a real wedding in there

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and it can actually get quite emotional, you know?

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I've got to admit, I've shed a tear or two.

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-SOBBING:

-Sorry!

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To be there for you when you need me most.

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I always get a little bit emotional watching Marrying Mum And Dad

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because I cry at weddings, like, I always cry at weddings.

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You know what I'm like, I cry all the time at things.

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I offer all of me to all of you.

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-Dylan, you may kiss the bride.

-CHEERING

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Mum and Dad, Mum and Mum, Dad and Dad,

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all actually do get married.

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And that's the worst bit of the show.

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All right, Hacker, that bit might be too sensible for you.

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But don't worry, we still have loads

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of jaw-dropping Marrying Mum And Dad moments, like these.

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Cue our next wedding that had tongues and tails wagging.

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And not necessarily for the right reasons.

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I love this one because it's everything

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that you'd want from a wedding.

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It's dogs.

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It's dog agility.

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I didn't know I wanted that for my wedding, but once I saw it,

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I realised every wedding should have it from now on.

0:18:040:18:06

After Jane and Adam sniffed out their wedding guests,

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they must have thought their kids were barking

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with the plans for the entertainment.

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I'm afraid I do not agree with agility courses for dogs.

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I don't do them myself.

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I don't do any exercise, cocker.

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Good afternoon.

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I think Naomi must have got the wrong invitation

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or something, because I don't know why she would have come as

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the dog's arch enemy

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and dress up as a cat.

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Welcome to Woofs.

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Maybe next time just double-check.

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"Dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs -

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"I'm dressed as a cat!"

0:18:360:18:37

I cannot believe Naomi Wilkinson

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dressed as a cat at a dog wedding.

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Typical Naomi, that. Always wanting to be different.

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HOWLING Stop it!

0:18:440:18:46

"Oh, look at me, I can dress as a cat

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"and make a right show of myself

0:18:490:18:51

"with me dry old hair."

0:18:510:18:52

I'm sickened by her!

0:18:520:18:54

NAOMI HISSES

0:18:540:18:55

Well, I think I look pretty PURR-FECT,

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unlike Mum and Dad,

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whose attempts at the dog agility course were absolutely PAWFUL!

0:18:590:19:02

-Oh, yes!

-Three, two, one, go!

0:19:040:19:06

I thought it was quite funny that even though the kids have been

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raised by their adults their whole life, they're the ones who are

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dominant and leading their parents around the obstacle course,

0:19:130:19:16

I thought that was quite funny.

0:19:160:19:17

I think the parents did really well doing the agility course, although,

0:19:170:19:21

yeah, Dad's costume was a bit big and he got a bit stuck.

0:19:210:19:24

Through!

0:19:240:19:26

I can't get through that one.

0:19:260:19:27

You need to cut down on the dog food, I think.

0:19:270:19:29

Got trapped in the tunnel.

0:19:290:19:31

Yes, there's more than one obstacle.

0:19:310:19:33

There's the tunnel and Dad's bottom.

0:19:330:19:35

I think he's still wearing that tube now.

0:19:350:19:38

-Over.

-I think Mum and Dad definitely should have put a bit more

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energy and vigour into some of their attempts.

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The one where they had to dive through the rings,

0:19:440:19:46

I think they could have just dove straight, head through first.

0:19:460:19:49

The kids weren't done yet, though, as they had an ace up their sleeve

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to show their parents how it should be done.

0:19:520:19:54

Three, two, one, go.

0:19:540:19:57

I think it was a good twist that they had to take on a real-life dog,

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because it sort of, you know, gets you questioning, you know,

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"Am I as good as a dog? Is a dog better than me?"

0:20:040:20:06

I think those are the type of questions

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you should be asking yourself on your wedding day.

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Yeah! I don't like humans telling dogs what to do, cocker.

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No, dogs should tell humans what to do.

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I tell humans what to do all the time.

0:20:160:20:18

Get me a milky brew, cocker, and don't mess about!

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-I wanted to see that dog fail, personally.

-I didn't.

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I wanted to see the dog win because how funny would it to be for

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a dog to beat two humans?

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Like, usually, humans are better at most things than dogs,

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but that's the dog's skill.

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It's the dog's skill. It should have got round there.

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ALL BARK AND HOWL

0:20:350:20:36

I thought that the dog would beat the parents,

0:20:360:20:39

but I think, on the day, he probably got a bit camera-shy,

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got a bit scared.

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I'm surprised Mum and Dad didn't, actually.

0:20:440:20:46

Ultimately, there was only one king of the canines.

0:20:460:20:48

Yes, the dad dog was the winner.

0:20:480:20:51

The mum dog came second

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and the actual dog is a massive loser.

0:20:520:20:56

I'm surprised the dog didn't win,

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considering they're supposed to be faster and more nimble.

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But I think it would've been a bit of an insult if the parents hadn't

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been able to beat him as well, to be honest.

0:21:050:21:07

I mean, Darwin was right, wasn't he?

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It's all about natural selection - humans better than animals.

0:21:080:21:11

The Mum and Dad beat the dog, there you have it.

0:21:110:21:14

Ergo, we're the best.

0:21:140:21:15

Take that, evolution.

0:21:150:21:17

Dad might have won on points this time,

0:21:170:21:19

but in our next clip, our wedding planners were going for a knockout.

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So, the prehistoric wedding,

0:21:250:21:27

the kids really wanted Dad to wrestle.

0:21:270:21:30

Even though that's not really necessarily a prehistoric thing.

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They did that back in the day, though, didn't they?

0:21:330:21:35

But these wedding planners weren't going to let a little thing like

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history stand in the way of their wedding day wickedness.

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I thought it was a bit strange, because humans and dinosaurs

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never actually coexisted, but then again,

0:21:470:21:51

when did cavemen ever do wrestling matches anyway

0:21:510:21:54

and get commentated on?

0:21:540:21:55

So, you know, whatever.

0:21:550:21:57

Forget all the historical inaccuracies, Nick -

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you should be more concerned about this guy.

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Come on! Who dares enter my cave?

0:22:040:22:07

He seemed really actually quite annoyed

0:22:070:22:10

when the wrestler guy came out.

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Because he didn't look too happy, the wrestler guy.

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He was ready to battle. I would've run a mile.

0:22:140:22:17

You're going to have to wrestle me first.

0:22:170:22:19

And if a wedding-crashing wrestler wasn't embarrassing enough,

0:22:190:22:22

the girls had one more outrageous surprise

0:22:220:22:24

for this cave-dwelling groom.

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The girls got these for you.

0:22:270:22:30

The dad's reaction to the wrestling pants,

0:22:300:22:33

the daughter says, "I love you. I'm sorry."

0:22:330:22:35

I think at that moment, she realises that,

0:22:350:22:37

"For the next few years, I'm going to have to do all the washing up.

0:22:370:22:40

-"Maybe forever now."

-Wrestling pants, Ellie!

0:22:400:22:43

-Wrestling pants!

-I love it, but I'm so sorry.

0:22:430:22:46

It's embarrassing. That's the epitome of embarrassment,

0:22:460:22:49

-isn't it, really?

-Yeah, poor Dad.

-Poor Dad.

0:22:490:22:51

Let's get it on!

0:22:510:22:53

They made Dad wrestle a caveman,

0:22:530:22:55

wearing a pair of wrestling pants and everyone thought

0:22:550:22:58

it was really embarrassing.

0:22:580:22:59

I'd give anything for a pair of pants right now.

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That's cool, because this guy's a professional and the dad has been

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wrestling for zero years and if you do the maths,

0:23:090:23:11

zero years of wrestling meets 20 years of wrestling,

0:23:110:23:14

equals not a very happy day for anyone.

0:23:140:23:16

I thought Aaron really got into the whole spirit of it.

0:23:160:23:20

Gave it a go and really...

0:23:200:23:23

I think he probably picked up some tips

0:23:230:23:24

from the TV when he'd been watching it.

0:23:240:23:27

Really went for him.

0:23:270:23:28

Halfway through, he's not doing so well.

0:23:280:23:30

Oh, no! It looks like Aaron's CAVED in.

0:23:300:23:33

And then his wig falls off!

0:23:330:23:34

I mean, how many problems can a man have?

0:23:340:23:37

He's even knocked his wig off!

0:23:370:23:39

Come on! Get up!

0:23:400:23:41

Essentially, we've got two baldies fighting it out

0:23:410:23:44

at a dinosaur-themed wedding! Brilliant!

0:23:440:23:46

I was screaming. I couldn't believe it.

0:23:470:23:49

I was shouting at my TV.

0:23:490:23:50

Now, that's outrageous.

0:23:520:23:53

Aaron's really turned things around here!

0:23:530:23:56

One, two, three...

0:23:570:24:01

I was very surprised that Dad won.

0:24:010:24:03

Unbelievable comeback from Aaron, there!

0:24:030:24:05

I can only think that the guy was, like, "Oh, it is his wedding.

0:24:050:24:08

"It is his wedding. I'm going to let him have it!"

0:24:080:24:11

Or he's a terrible, terrible wrestler.

0:24:130:24:16

Doing wrestling on your wedding day,

0:24:160:24:19

it can only be Marrying Mum And Dad, really.

0:24:190:24:22

Dad Aaron did brilliantly not to CAVE in

0:24:220:24:24

when faced with that wrestling.

0:24:240:24:26

Yeah, that was some blockbusting entertainment.

0:24:260:24:29

But now it's time for our final outrageous wedding moment,

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and for this...

0:24:330:24:34

..one dad, Pete, had a right earful - literally!

0:24:340:24:38

Do you know what? Of all the Marrying Mum And Dad weddings,

0:24:400:24:43

I looked at the Georgian one and was like,

0:24:430:24:45

"I would quite like to dress like that in a wedding."

0:24:450:24:47

The actual dressing up with the dresses

0:24:470:24:49

and the Georgian era, that's really cool.

0:24:490:24:52

It's just the dinner aspect, really, isn't it?

0:24:520:24:54

It kind of goes downhill.

0:24:540:24:56

But what could possibly be on the menu

0:24:570:24:59

that would make Dad's Georgian guts grumble?

0:24:590:25:01

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present your dinner?

0:25:010:25:05

We have pheasant casserole.

0:25:050:25:08

And poached hake.

0:25:080:25:10

If this gruesome grub wasn't bad enough, Dad, the greedy pig,

0:25:100:25:13

also had something from the specials' board.

0:25:130:25:16

We made a right pig's ear of this one,

0:25:160:25:18

because it's literally a pig's ear!

0:25:180:25:21

-Enjoy that!

-Oh, lovely!

0:25:210:25:23

Come on, Dad, you swine!

0:25:230:25:24

Lovely!

0:25:240:25:26

I hear this porky tastes terrific!

0:25:260:25:28

You have to try everything!

0:25:290:25:31

I mean, he's given pig's ear on a plate.

0:25:310:25:33

And what's worse than that?

0:25:330:25:34

I'll tell you what's worse -

0:25:340:25:35

when the side garnish is a bit of tinfoil.

0:25:350:25:37

Just take a look.

0:25:370:25:38

Tuck in there. Enjoy yourself.

0:25:400:25:42

Yeah, I think Dad was quite a good sport, really.

0:25:420:25:45

"OK, I'm going to do it."

0:25:450:25:46

Hang on, this one's still wearing an earring.

0:25:460:25:49

YOLO, don't hold back. Just try a bit.

0:25:490:25:52

He didn't seem that impressed, though, when he got it in his mouth.

0:25:520:25:56

There we go, girls. Here's the pig's ear. Mm!

0:25:560:26:00

Dad gave it a really good effort at eating all the food, the challenge.

0:26:000:26:05

But the manners, sort of... Very different to a typical wedding.

0:26:050:26:08

I've only been to one wedding,

0:26:080:26:09

but no-one ever, sort of, spat a little bit of pig ear out.

0:26:090:26:12

Would you have given that a go?

0:26:120:26:13

-No way!

-I would have definitely given that a go!

0:26:130:26:15

I don't think I'd even want to taste it.

0:26:150:26:17

Oh, I think it would be like all chewy and bony and just... No.

0:26:170:26:23

The one thing I cannot eat is mashed potato,

0:26:230:26:25

so I would rather pig ear than mashed potato.

0:26:250:26:28

I would cancel the happiest day of my life for a pig's ear -

0:26:280:26:31

not for a pig's ear, because of a pig's ear.

0:26:310:26:34

But it looked lovely, me old cocker!

0:26:340:26:35

-Is it nice?

-No.

0:26:350:26:39

It was nice and gelatinous and thick.

0:26:390:26:41

And it would dribble down your gullet

0:26:410:26:43

and right into your little old belly.

0:26:430:26:46

And the beauty of a pig's ear is you can use it as a spoon

0:26:460:26:48

and then nibble on it at the end.

0:26:480:26:50

I wonder if Dad, like, got home and just ordered a takeaway?

0:26:500:26:53

Yeah, probably ordered pig's ear and rice!

0:26:530:26:55

I actually learnt quite a lot watching this,

0:26:560:26:59

that when they showed all the sort of delicious Georgian food

0:26:590:27:02

that they had to eat, I learnt that I'm very glad that

0:27:020:27:05

I wasn't born in that period of time.

0:27:050:27:08

There's lots of weird and wonderful things eaten at weddings.

0:27:080:27:11

I've seen a lot of people eat their own words,

0:27:110:27:13

but this has surely got to take the biscuit for the most outrageous

0:27:130:27:16

thing ever eaten on a wedding day.

0:27:160:27:18

So, that brings us to the end of our look back at some of the most

0:27:200:27:23

outrageous clips ever seen on Marrying Mum And Dad.

0:27:230:27:27

From jaw-dropping outfits...

0:27:270:27:28

..to body-slamming entertainment...

0:27:310:27:33

..you guys haven't failed to make it a wedding day you'll never forget.

0:27:330:27:37

So, see you again soon

0:27:370:27:39

for some more Marrying Mum And Dad Outrageous Moments.

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