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Today, we've got a magical tram mover,

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a maritime blooper...

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Did you just shrink someone's boat?

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..and Joey Essex goes back to the future.

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Is that Michael Jackson?

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MUSIC: Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson

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Welcome to Now You See It.

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You've heard of magicians cutting a woman in half,

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well, this one's cutting a Pink Lady in half.

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Slow way to make a fruit salad.

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Apples may keep doctors away, but they're like catnip to magicians.

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He's not entirely happy with it, though.

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It's gone from red to green -

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does that mean he can eat it or it's safe to cross the road?

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Though magicians can be very fussy eaters.

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This one will only eat the centre of

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his nonspecific American brand of biscuit.

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And even then, it's touch-and-go whether he'll like it or not.

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In it goes.

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Oh, spat straight out. Don't offer it to me!

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Do you have anything on you, like a bill I could borrow?

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Mat Franco here is on the scrounge for money from some students.

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-Take that out, if you could.

-Bit of a turnaround.

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If you could take a picture of it,

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but make sure you get the serial number in the picture.

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Perfect. Fold it in half once with the serial number facing out

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so you'll be able to recognise it if you see it again.

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OK. And, let's see here, you have some stuff over here.

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Yeah, I just went grocery shopping inside.

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You did some shopping! Do you have any good stuff in there?

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Don't be silly, they're students.

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I've got some ramen, a Monster, M&Ms.

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Told you.

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Ramen, I practically lived off that when I was a student over here.

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That's cool. Could you... Actually, just hold that in your hand.

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Just like that, perfect. I'm not going to touch it.

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All right, watch this. Don't blink, or you'll miss it.

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OK? This is your bill.

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Watch, one, two, three.

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What?

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What?

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This is the flavour packet.

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Those flavour packets are full of salt, you know.

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They'd be better off eating the dollar bill.

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But where's that gone?

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Looks like you're not eating dinner tonight, Kelly!

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Could you break apart the noodles carefully?

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Oh...

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THEY LAUGH

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Are you kidding?!

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Phew! Cos if they'd lost that dollar,

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those students wouldn't eat for the next three days.

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77413A.

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Turn it towards the camera.

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Show to the camera. Bring your phone.

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Yep, exactly the same note.

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Some great magic so far.

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But time now for a very special Magic Moment.

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OK, there's nothing special about this trick.

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Ball into cup, very bog-standard.

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The audience is looking pretty nonplussed too,

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it's not exactly Dynamo, is it?

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But with just a little shake, open the cup, the ball's not there,

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and...

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LAUGHTER

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No wonder this video went viral.

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Can't wait to see him try it on the hyenas.

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You crazy guy.

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What? One animal clip not enough for you?

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Well, let's take a look at another one, with more Animal Magic.

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Here's Japanese international cat sensation Maru

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showing his fans how tidy he is.

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See? He puts himself away after he's finished playing.

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But keep watching.

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Whoa! A very top drawer bit of magic.

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Although, strictly speaking,

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that drawer is for knives, forks and dogs.

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So this morning...

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OK, we're back with the genius that is Michael Carbonero,

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today pulling a traditional

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first-day-on-the-job prank with this young fellow.

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They have a lot of people who just, like, hire guys like us to clean

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their boats and polish them and wax them and stuff.

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So this morning, I've just been... Like, I did all these boats

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over here, the fibreglass ones, I put it on everything.

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They say you put a thin coat of this stuff, it reeks,

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I've been throwing them away.

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And then you activate it with water.

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-OK.

-Just spray the water on it and activate it.

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So I'll show you how we do that.

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-Here, you want to do that side?

-Yeah.

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-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Flip this. And we'll do...

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-Get that side.

-Oh, you hit this thing too?

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-Yeah, a little bit.

-"This thing," or, "a paddle," as we call it here.

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Honestly, the American school system.

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Good. And then with the wood stuff, it's not that sunny,

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but wood stuff's not supposed to get that much of, like, direct sunlight.

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-Mm-hmm.

-So I cover the wood stuff up

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while that sets,

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Is it like...? Oh, my gosh.

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Dude.

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What?!

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Absolutely flummoxed.

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-Did you just shrink someone's boat?

-That's not funny.

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"Did you just shrink someone's boat?"

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That's a great name for Vince Vaughn's next film.

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Does it get bigger?

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Ever?

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I don't know.

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-Do you want to radio in?

-I don't want to radio in, no,

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cos I don't want to get in trouble.

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Yeah, but, I don't think there's really any way around this.

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I can't believe that happened.

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-Dude, I'm going to say you did it.

-No!

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-No way.

-Way!

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It's like Jaws - "We're going to need a bigger boat."

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But how did that stunt go down with our magic fan?

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LAUGHTER

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Yeah, pretty well.

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Ah, the truly awe-inspiring sight

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of a magician at the height of his powers.

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This is quite simply astonishing stuff from Daniel Chesterfield.

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Who would like to make it clear that any similarity between his name

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and that of David Copperfield is entirely deliberate.

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Just look at that!

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Inspirational.

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Here he is moving a tram using only the power of a tram.

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Truly cosmic.

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Daniel Chesterfield, everyone.

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Give it up.

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Dynamo's in India, placing a lighted candle on the River Ganges

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and making it float away.

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PEOPLE GASP AND CHEER

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The crowd's already impressed, but watch this.

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Whoa!

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I don't know whose birthday it is, but they're really old.

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That is lit.

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Plus it provides an exciting assault course

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for the handful of people enjoying an evening swim.

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From the sublime to the ridiculous now with a very confused Joey Essex

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in our Big Finish.

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-Hey, Joe.

-Hello.

-Do you want to come see the hangar?

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-What are we actually doing?

-We're going to a hangar.

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What's a hangar?

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It's where you hang planes up.

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Ben Hanlin is out to prove Abe Lincoln was right

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in saying you can fool some of the people all of the time.

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Oh, hello, Joey Essex.

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If time didn't just move linear, if it moved cyclical,

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then you can bend it. If you can bend the light, you can bend time.

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See what I mean?

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-Do you know what I mean?

-No...

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Come round here, come into the demo zone.

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Stand here, let me show you.

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You're going to love this. It's wicked.

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It's going to proper freak you out.

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All right, mate, stay there.

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Wisely, Joey is left in his own containment zone

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to keep him safe from himself.

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What the...?

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TYRES SCREECH

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Looking more confused than ever now, Joey.

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See?

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You see how the light displaced it.

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-Who's that?

-That, when I said the light displaced,

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for you, I was only gone, what, a couple of seconds?

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I've changed time.

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-Who's that?

-I went back to the '80s.

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-Is that Michael Jackson?

-Yeah.

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Michael.

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MUSIC: Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson

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Oh, my God.

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Did you see how we went back in time?

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-You saw that?

-Yes, I don't know...

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I don't know how you get from there to there. I don't get it.

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Have you ever seen anything disappear like that before?

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-No.

-You've ever seen anyone time travel like that before?

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No.

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-It's good, isn't it?

-Yeah, pretty decent.

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Or as Joey says...

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Sick.

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Whatever that means.

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Now that's your lot, but join us next time for more Now You See It.

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Now, if you don't mind, I think at last I've found someone

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who will find my jokes funny.

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What's white and swings through trees?

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A meringue-utan!

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LAUGHTER

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Bye!

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