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Get ready for some uplifting tricks.

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As quick as a flash things can change!

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So don't be sheepish

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as we plunge right in.

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How is that even possible?

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Welcome to Now You See It.

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Wow!

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Let's start off, as I never do, with a workout at the gym.

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And a ball that magically gets bigger.

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I think someone's going to notice

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when he puts that back on the snooker table!

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Does that count as eating your greens?

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Is that Cristiano Ronaldo?

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Clearly not.

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CRASHING

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Ooh, it's illusionist Darcey Oake on the Megabus.

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Cut out the horseplay - you'll distract the driver.

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What the...

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He's bunked off.

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-What's up?

-He's gone!

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-What do you mean, he's gone?

-He's gone!

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Yes, I know he's gone, but where's he gone?!

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Ah, great trick, mate.

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Oh, but the lights have turned green. See you later!

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Now, here's a sight that's all too familiar in homes across Britain.

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You ask some friends round to help assemble that Ikea book shelf,

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and then get in a bit of a muddle over the instructions.

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And even more annoyingly for this lot...

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DOORBELL RINGS

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..there's the doorbell!

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That'll be the pizza.

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Hey, I wonder if that works with just one person in a chair.

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Here goes. Take it away.

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No, no, it...it doesn't.

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This is one traffic warden you don't want to mess with.

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Got to move the car.

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There's a sign right there that says "No standing." You can't be here.

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Why should I move now? You just gave me a ticket.

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Well, just doing my job, so how about you move that car, huh?

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-I'm not moving.

-I'm going to give you some help, all right?

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Oh, that's impressive.

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Normally it's the cab that picks up the person!

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They're amazed.

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They've never seen a New York taxi go this long

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without beeping its horn.

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-Bite me.

-Yeah?

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-Yeah.

-How about this, huh?

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And it was at this point that she remembered she needed a cab home.

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Good luck with that!

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Whoo!

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Yeah! Huh!

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Not all magic requires a show of brute force.

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Here's Moritz Mueller showing its gentler side.

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Great fun, unless you're stuck behind him

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in the queue at the vending machine.

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And I'm loving those fairy lights!

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A trip to the aquarium now,

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and a heavily disguised Cyril Takayama is up to something fishy.

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-Do you like that one?

-The black one?

-Yeah, the black one right there.

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-I think it's beautiful.

-Let me try this...

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Put that right there like this.

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And just push through...

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh!

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They're thinking, "She's got a very hairy hand for an old lady."

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-How did you do that?

-You just grab the ring right here...

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Just pull that out right here like this...

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That terrified the goldfish, but on the plus side,

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two seconds later it had forgotten all about it.

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Oh, look at that!

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-Do you like this one?

-I love it.

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Then this one's going to be the gift for my granddaughter. I love it.

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I think you've got to pay for that.

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Yeah, cos her walking off without paying would be the weirdest thing to happen here!

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You know what I haven't seen enough of?

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Magic tricks with cups of coffee, so let's put that right

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with a section I call Magic Tricks With Cups Of Coffee.

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Justin Flom's in Alaska, enjoying an instant coffee.

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So-called because it vanishes in an instant.

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Turn round, Justin! That view's amazing!

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-I'm Dynamo. What's your name?

-Nicassio.

-Nicassio?

-Yes.

-Brian.

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-Brian.

-Kareem.

-Kareem.

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Sorry, what was that?

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Nicassio, Kareem and...

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-Brian.

-Brian.

-Brian, yeah, OK. Carry on. Sorry, Dynamo.

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-Can I try something with you, Kareem?

-Absolutely.

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-Just think of someone kind of close to you.

-Is it Brian?

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Just visualise them in your mind right now. Look at me.

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This might sound really weird, but...

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I'm kind of getting the name Nicole. I'm getting someone called Nicole.

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-Who's Nicole?

-My sister.

-Your sister?

-Oh, wow!

-Good.

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-Can I take one of these coffees?

-Yeah, go for it.

-All right.

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Can I just take the lid off, actually?

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-Take a sip? Oh, take the lid off.

-Take the lid.

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Watch.

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Pretty clever, and slightly more personal

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than just writing your name on the side of the cup.

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Wow!

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Wow!

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I'll drink to my sister.

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Only in the world of magic would you end up drinking your sister's face.

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Back to Justin now for some animal magic.

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Specifically, animals joining in with the magic.

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He's picked a card, he's eaten the card.

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Don't worry, Justin - you'll get that back in 24 hours.

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A finale I really don't want to see.

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Right, so doing magic with camels is a disaster.

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Let's be a bit more sensible...

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and get some sheep to join in instead.

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LAUGHTER

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And the sheep's picked the three of spa-a-ades.

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What about this sheep?

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Yeah, three of spades again.

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Is it just me or are farmers not as busy as they make out?

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Oh, don't try this at home.

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It's not dangerous - you just wouldn't believe the mess

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they can make on your living room carpet.

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Here's the best pet shop salesman ever. Bird in a cage, sir?

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Bird in a party popper, madam? Couple of cages?

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Plain dove. Go on - take a dove. Bird in a cage?

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Plain dove. Roast dove.

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Bog off. Just...just buy something.

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This show needs a grand finale.

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So we're off to join magician Mat Franco for our big finish.

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He's in Boston,

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where he'll be dumbfounding top American footballer Rob Gronkowski.

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-How're you doing?

-This is my trainer, Dana.

-What's up, Dana?

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Yeah - sorry to keep interrupting, but can I just hear that name again?

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This is my trainer, Dana.

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He's got a trainer called Dana! Brilliant! Right, back to the trick.

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You play football, I do a little bit of magic,

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but both, you know, precision and accuracy is important for both.

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-Let's try something.

-That's true.

-Is that cool?

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You see that cone behind you?

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-Yeah.

-I want you to throw the ball

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and just try to get it as close to that cone as you can.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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-That was good on the first bounce, though.

-All right.

-Stand together.

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-Face me. Can I borrow that towel?

-Sure.

-Thank you.

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-And do you have your phone on you?

-Yep.

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Let me steal that from you for a second if I can.

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I'll take it.

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Now, if I were to throw the phone and try to get it as close

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to the cone as possible, would you feel OK with me doing that or not?

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-I'm OK with you throwing his phone.

-You're OK with me doing it?

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Trainer Dana's happy for Rob's phone to be thrown at a cone.

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Right.

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Let's see how close I can get it.

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Where did my phone go?

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-Dude!

-Hold on - stop for a second. Can you call him?

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-I'm calling it.

-Do you hear anything?

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-No.

-RINGING

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Come this way a little bit.

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RINGING CONTINUES

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This trick doesn't work quite so well when the phone's on silent.

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-I don't see anything.

-That's crazy!

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Anyone... Someone have, like, something sharp like a knife?

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Something sharp like a knife, or better still, a knife!

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RATTLING

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-Can I shake it?

-Yeah, here.

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Careful.

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-Dude!

-Come down here with me.

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-Ready?

-Do what - through the ball?

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Look inside there.

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-You see something in there?

-No way!

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-Seriously, no way!

-Hold out your hand, actually - just...

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Can you grab it?

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-Reach in there.

-Yeah.

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You got it? Check that out.

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Dude!

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Seriously, no way!

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And I got a missed call from you.

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-Who called you?

-He did.

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Dana the trainer phoned you.

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Dude, that was, like, impossible!

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-Let me see this football.

-Check it out.

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How'd the phone get from there to here?

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For real! How'd you do that?

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Now, saddle up the, er, camel. I'm out of here. Could be a bumpy ride.

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Join us next time on Now You See It.

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