Bakers Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll

PAN PIPE MUSIC

# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch

# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch

# We're alpacas from the Andes

# With hooves instead of handies

# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

Lovely. Ah, I love this time of the morning.

It's so...peaceful.

-Good morning, Captain!

-Good morning, Captain!

Oh! Now, don't you look pretty today, Captain?

Are you dressed as Little Bo Peep?

Yeah, can I be your sheep?

No, no, let me - baa! Baa!

Ba-a-a-a!

No, I am not Little Bo Peep, and no, I don't want any sheep!

-Oh.

-I want to get this place ship shape and find the twins' costumes.

Today, they want to dress up as bakers.

BOTH: Ahh!

You have no idea what bakers' costumes look like, do you?

There we go. Right. Bakers.

Oh!

BANG!

I wish I could be a baker.

'I'm the fancy-dress genie! Your wish is my command.'

Brilliant! I wish I had a white baker's apron.

'There you go! Ha-ha-ha!'

A hula skirt? I can't bake in this!

'Had a bit of a genie jam there. Let's try again.

'One white apron coming right up.'

That's much better.

-Bakers!

-Bakers.

'And you'll need a white baker's hat, and a wooden stirring spoon.'

Lovely hat.

'Now, you're a baker. You can bake bread and cakes all day.'

Hey, Mr Genie...

'Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

'There you go. A fancy-dress costume for a fancy-dress party.'

The twins will love being bakers.

Oh, yeah, yeah, they will.

-Well, you two go find the costumes. I'll open up the shop.

-OK.

# Dressing up is fun You could be anyone!

-# A monkey!

-Or a queen

-Every costume you can dream

# Everybody knows That wearing different clothes

# Is fun, dressing up is fun! #

-Boo!

-Ahh!

-Boo!

-Ah!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up is very groovy

-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up so raise your hoovie

# If you know what you'll wear today!

# What could you wear toda-a-ay? #

THEY CHUCKLE

BOTH: We're bakers!

-Oh.

-Eh?

Ha-ha-ha! Look at your hat!

-Have you found those costumes yet?

-We have, Captain!

Good. The twins will be here soon. Right.

Oh, crumbs!

-Problem, Captain?

-I'll say. The hold's empty, lads.

-We're fresh out of sponge fingers.

-BOTH: No sponge fingers?!

You know how I like my sponge fingers with my tea.

Oh, why don't you two sail to the shop and get some fresh supplies?

-Aye, aye, Captain!

-We're on our way.

-After all, we are bakers!

-THEY CHUCKLE

Oh! Oh, I say!

Just...I...

Oh. Oh, well.

Two alpacas dressed as bakers gone to buy sponge fingers.

What could possibly go wrong?

# We're bakers, we're bakers Our hats are really ace!

# Sponge fingers, sponge fingers Put them in our face!

# We're bakers, we're bakers Our hats are really cool!

# Sponge fingers, sponge fingers We're going to eat them all! #

Oh, look!

-Nuzzle! No! We are getting sponge fingers, remember?

-Yeah.

Silly me. Come on!

# Sponge fingers, sponge fingers... #

-Ooh, nice curtains.

-La cuisine!

Ah, hey, Tom!

We've come for our sponge fingers.

Scratch, I'm running seriously low on... I didn't know you were bakers.

-Oh, yeah, we are. We're expert bakers.

-Yes, yes, yes!

-Brilliant. Then you might have just saved the day.

-Really?

I only have three sponge fingers left. Look!

-Oh, no, I can't!

-It's going to be OK, Nuzzle, don't worry.

Look, I need an expert baker to bake some more. And fast.

-I'll bake some. Pick me!

-No, no, pick me!

-Me!

-Me!

-Me!

-Me!

-All right, how about you both help me?

-BOTH: Oh, yeah!

-Let's both help.

-Great. Come here and we'll get started.

# Sponge fingers, sponge fingers, we're going to make sponge fingers! #

To make sponge fingers is really easy.

Yeah, really easy.

All you need to do is make a sponge finger mixture.

You need eggs, flour, sugar and salt.

-And some of this?

-No, no! Don't put that in the mixture.

Ha-ha! Yeah, not THAT, Nuzzle!

HE CHUCKLES Why not, Baker Tom?

This is yeast. Bakers use it to make bread and buns rise.

It makes them bigger so they're light and tasty.

Ooh. Yeast makes things bigger, huh?

But not in the sponge fingers. So don't touch the yeast!

No touchy touchy.

Just think, Nuz. Us, making sponge fingers!

Ooooooh! I'm so excited, Baker Tom, I could herd you!

Yeah, me too! Herd up! Herd up!

Herd up! Come on, Baker Tom!

-Herd up!

-Herd up! Herdy herdy.

-Herd...

-Where did Baker Tom disappear to?

-Never mind him.

We've got sponge fingers to make!

Right. Now, first, a bit of flour.

Flour.

Here's my sieve, like that... Sieve, sieve, sieve, sieve, sieve!

Next, a few eggs. In you go. Eggy eggy clucky clucky.

Now I'll give it a little stir with my spoon.

And some salt. Salty! From the sea!

And then a little pinch of sugar.

A bit more stirring... There!

I think that sponge finger mixture's looking pretty good, Scratch.

Oh! There you are, Baker Tom. We've been busy while you've been gone.

Has anyone seen my hat?

Oh, there it is.

Ohh...

Oh, Baker Tom, you've ruined our mixture!

And it was going so well.

All right, boys, listen. While I go get cleaned up,

you two make some more mixture. But, please, use a bowl!

Oh, a bowl! That's a good idea.

Let's make another sponge finger mixture now.

Yeah, let's! Being bakers is fun.

Won't the captain be proud of us?

SHOUTING AND CHATTER

There you go, thank you.

Would you like a bag with that?

Have a lovely party, everybody.

Oh, peace at last!

-HE SIGHS

-Oh!

-BOTH:

-Hello, Captain.

Hello, twins.

-We've come for our costumes.

-Yeah, where are they?

Good question. Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?

Ha-ha! Now, just a bit more flour and we can get mixing.

Yes, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This flour is really making my nose tickle.

One more spoonful should do it.

Ah...ah..ah-choo!

-Oh, dear.

-Oh, dear.

At-choo!

-Bless you.

-Bless you.

Thank you. I think I'll go get cleaned up again.

-Baker Tom keeps having little accidents.

-I know.

He's very accident-prone.

Well, it's a good job he's got us to help him.

-He'd never get anything done by himself.

-Right.

-I think we need more flour now.

-I'll go get some.

-OK.

-Ha-ha-ha!

Here's the bags of flour!

I think we need something to help move them.

I know, Nuz, why don't you use this?

-If you put the flour bags on here, they'll be easier to move.

-Great!

It's got wheels!

Yeah, wheely-wheely thing coming right up.

-Who-a!

-THUD!

Good idea, Scratch!

This'll work like a dream. Just a few more bags.

-Mixture, mixture, mixture.

-Here it comes.

Here I am, baker boys. Clean again.

Hi, Tommy Boy, look at our lovely...!

Our mixture.

NUZZLE AND SCRATCH: Oh, no!

Baker Tom has had another accident.

Yeah. Our lovely sponge finger mixture.

Never mind, boys. Never mind.

Why don't we start again from scratch?

-What?!

-You've really done it now.

Why do we always start again from Scratch?

It's not fair.

Why can't we ever start again from Nuzzle?

Oh, why? Oh, why? Why? Why?

HE SOBS

You've really upset him, Tom.

OK, OK, we could start from Nuzzle if you really want to.

Yes, I do.

OK, again from Nuzzle.

Right, I want you two to make the sponge finger mixture.

-With this?

-No, no, no, no.

That's yeast. Bakers use it to make bread and buns bigger.

So don't put that in the mixture.

SCRATCH CLEARS THROAT

-OK, then.

-OK, boys, I'm going to get cleaned up again.

All right, OK.

-OK, Baker Nuz.

-Baker Scratch?

Le-e-et's bake.

# Helping out is fun Getting something done

# Get set go and don't be slow We've only just begun

# Whatever we may do There's laughter all day through

# We must confess we make a mess When trying something new

# Helping is fun

# Helping is fine

# Helping is fun

# Getting stuff done

# We're helping out with glee It's our guarantee

# A chuckle makes a happy place as both of us agree

# Yes

BOTH: # Helping is fun! #

The sponge finger mixture is on the ceiling.

How will we get it down?

I don't know, I mean...

Oh, oh, oh! Let's throw some fur balls at it

and see if we can knock it down.

-Ha ha, good idea, Scratch.

-Here we go.

Ya! Ya!

Uh, it's coming unstuck.

Good fur ball action, Nuz.

Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

Baker Tom's had another little accident. Ha ha.

Now, listen. I really, really, really need those sponge fingers.

-Please.

-We're on top of it.

-Yeah, actually...

-It's on top of him!

-THEY BOTH LAUGH

-I'll go and get...

-BOTH: Cleaned up.

NUZZLE AND SCRATCH LAUGH

Let's use what's left of the mixture to make those sponge fingers.

Ha ha, heh!

-Scratch?

-A problemo, my baking friend?

Look. Yep, there's hardly any mixture left.

We won't be able to make a teensy sponge finger

for a weensy fairy with this bit.

How can we make it bigger?

What do bakers use to make things bigger?

-Hah!

-BOTH: The yeast!

Bakers use it to make things bigger.

And we're bakers.

So we must use the yeast.

-Let's put the yeast in the sponge finger mixture.

-OK.

There we are. Pour, pour, pour. Yeah, yeast.

Now we'll have enough mixture for one sponge mixture.

And we can take it back for the Captain.

Yes, he'll be sure to love it. I wonder what he's up to.

-Where are our costumes?

-Your costumes?

Oh, yes, of course. Your costumes.

Ha ha ha. Now, I know you wanted to dress up as bakers today,

but I was wondering, have you ever thought of being a...

..dinosaur? Rrragh!

Rrragh! Rrragh! Rrragh!

Rrragh! Rrragh! Rrragh...

We want our costumes.

Yes, yes, of course you do. It's ridiculous.

I'll just go and see... Stay there.

That's the baking done and the kitchen all nice and tidy.

Well, almost.

PHONE RINGS

Where is that phone?

There it is. I'll get it.

Do you think that's a good idea? You know you don't like heights.

Coming! Hold on a tick.

That pile looks very high.

Oh, ahem. Hello.

Yeah, Nuzzle sponge finger baker extraordinaire speaking.

Where are you? The twins want their costumes.

We came to the baker's to buy sponge fingers,

but the baker needed some bakers to bake some more.

So we're helping the baker with his baking.

I need those costumes, and fast.

Don't worry, Captain Cutie-pops, we'll be back with you very soon.

Just hurry up. Oh, and don't forget the sponge fingers.

OK, then. Bye-bye. Yeah, bye. Bye-bye.

It was just Captain Worry-Pants.

He wants us to get back with the costumes and I told him... Agh!

I've just remembered! I don't like heights!

-It's very high up here.

-Stay calm.

-Just don't look down.

-What did you say? Look down?

HE SCREAMS

-Well, baker Tom, baker man, you saved him.

-Thank you.

Thank you, thank you. How can I ever thank you?

-You can start by letting me get up.

-Oh yeah, of course.

-Here you go.

-Oh!

-GROANS:

-Right, now, have you made the sponge fingers?

-Yes...

-Brilliant. I can't wait to see them.

Where are they?

Er... We didn't manage to bake that many.

How many did you bake?

BOTH: One.

One sponge finger?

One?!

Yes, but it is a very good one.

HORN

It's so big.

Yes, we put some yeast in the mixture.

Bakers use it to make things bigger, you know?

But who will buy a giant sponge finger?

PHONE RINGS

Excuse me, I'll get that.

Hello.

I beg your pardon?

You want to buy a giant sponge finger?

Well, it just so happens...

PHONE RINGS

Excuse me. Good news, boys, good news.

Hello.

What? You want to order one of my world-famous giant fingers?

Yes, certainly!

-PHONE RINGS

-Scratch, you get that.

Yes, phone, yes, yes.

-Oh, it's me!

-Hello. Scratch speaking.

You'd like to order two giant sponge fingers? Why, of course, madam.

A giant sponge finger for you? No problemo.

-Ha ha ha.

-I don't believe it. The word's got out.

You've made my bakery famous. Thank you.

-Don't mention it.

-It was nothing.

Take these last three sponge fingers as a thank you.

And make sure you come back again soon.

-We will.

-Yes. Hey, better get these costumes back, eh, Scratch?

I'm sure the twins will enjoy being bakers as much as we have.

Yeah. Bye-bye.

Bye, boys.

THE TWINS SIGH

HE GULPS

Baaah. Baaaah.

-BOTH:

-Time's up, Captain.

Ah... But...

-Nuzzle!

-Scratch!

NUZZLE AND SCRATCH: Twins!

- Here are your costumes! - Thank you, Scratch.

Thank you, Nuzzle.

-Toodle-oodles.

-Bye.

-Bye.

-Bye.

-Bye.

CAPTAIN EXHALES

Our sponge finger was much bigger than this one, eh, Nuz?

Oh, yeah. Much, much bigger.

-I'd say it was this big.

-No, no, it was bigger.

-This big?

-No, even bigger.

It was this big.

That's about right.

I'll go and get the tea.

Big tea.

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NUZZLE AND SCRATCH: Boo!

THEY LAUGH