Disorder in the Court Part Two Odd Squad

My name is Agent Olive. This is my partner, Agent Otto.

This is my lucky pencil.

But back to Otto and me.

We work for an organisation run by kids,

that investigates anything strange, weird, and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

Ms O, what are we doing here? We know Olive stole the museum,

so let's just kick her out and get on with it.

There's no way Olive did it, and Odd Todd hasn't proven a thing.

You're the one who can't prove where she was between 1.45 pm and 2pm.

Here, you can have the rest.

15 whole minutes.

That's a whole lot of time to shrink and steal the town museum.

If I were you, I'd take the deal.

What deal?

The deal is Olive gets kicked off Odd Squad, and I get a new car.

-A new car?

-OK, make it a truck. Is that cool? Do people use trucks?

You know what? I'm going to switch back to car.

-I'm not getting you anything.

-GAVEL BANGS

That's enough. The only person who's getting a car is me.

A purple one. Now, both of you, back to your tables.

I need you to think.

Where else were you on your lunch break?

Lunch break - I had lunch.

Your honour, I'd like to call upon our next witness - Agent Oscar.

Oh, I know him.

Please state your name for the court.

Daniel Berryman.

What?

I thought you said, "Please state your favourite name."

-No, I said, "State YOUR name."

-Oh, er, Oscar. I'm Oscar.

Oscar, can you tell us where you were at 1.45?

Olive and I ate lunch at 1.45. I have a pizza stain to prove it.

I also have the one on my pan... The one on my shoe...

Oh, wait, the other shoe.

The point Oscar's trying to make is that Olive was busy eating lunch,

so she couldn't have stolen the town museum.

Case closed again.

Not so fast.

Oscar, buddy, where did you and Olive have lunch?

Er, at Delivery Debbie's Pizzeria.

I would like to submit into evidence...

..this menu, from Delivery Debbie's pizza place.

It's Pizzeria.

Please read to the court what it says on the bottom.

-"Printed in China."

-No, not that low, a bit higher.

"Don't forget to tip your server."

That. That.

"Pizza delivered to your table in one minute or less."

"One minute or less."

So that means that the pizza must have come at 1.46.

Well, yeah, sure, but we still had to eat it.

Right. That must have taken a while.

And, what did you order, exactly?

Er, the der.

I'm sorry, I don't think our stenographer can hear you.

Olive was in a rush, so we had bite-sized pizzas.

Oh, really?

You mean like this one here?

Er, yes.

If it would please the babies, I would like to see how long

it takes you to eat that bite-sized pizza.

I'm so sorry, Olive.

LOUD CHEWING

One minute to order, and mere seconds to eat.

But, you know what? I'll give you four minutes.

Cos I'm just such a great guy.

One minute plus four minutes is only five minutes.

One, two, three, four, five.

Which brings us to 1.50.

Um, I don't seem to have one of those things with the five on it.

Anyways, the long and short of it is,

Olive still had 10 minutes to steal the town museum.

Oscar, you're dismissed.

Your honour, so what if Olive can't explain where she was?

There's still no real evidence linking her to the town museum.

Nothing.

What do you call this, then?

I, Agent Olive, have shrunk the town museum, and I'm taking it.

Oh, by the way, I don't like babies.

BABIES CRY

-Your honour, I'd like to call a recess.

-I think that's a great idea.

Single file line, everyone.

-Olive, what's going on?

-I did not do it.

-But that was you in the video.

-Or someone who looked like me.

-Maybe Odd Todd's working with the Shapeshifter.

-It makes sense.

The Shapeshifter can make herself look like anyone,

so maybe she shifted into you, and she and Odd Todd made that video.

But we still have to prove it.

Let's start with what you were doing from 1.50 to 2.00.

Uh, nothing. I walked back to headquarters.

You always take the tubes.

Where were you?

If I tell you, it'll change everything between us.

Olive, we're not just partners. We're friends.

Nothing will ever change that.

Whoa! That changes everything!

BELL RINGS

Recess is over. Everyone inside.

And here is a freckle on my elbow that kind of looks like a shark.

Your honour, this is the ninth freckle that he's shown us.

-He's clearly stalling.

-I'm actually going somewhere with this.

-Where?

Where could you possibly be going with this?

Babies of the jury, I present to you an audio recording of bird noises.

BIRDS CHIRPING

This has less and less to do with anything as you go on.

Then how do you explain this?

-LOUDER BIRD CALLS

-More birds?! You're stalling!

Otto, he's here.

Ha! The joke's on you, Odd Todd, because I WAS stalling.

I just said you were stalling.

For I have a final surprise witness -

Danny T from Soundcheck.

Hey, yo, to the hizz-ou.

# Up, down, left, right I'm gonna move my feet tonight

# I'm gonna show my funky side like nobody's watching. #

What does Soundcheck have to do with anything?

I don't know, but I'm a big Soundcheck fan,

-so I'll allow it.

-Hey, yeah!

-Danny T, tell us about your surprise concert.

-Fo sho.

It started at exactly 1.30 at the mall.

Now, sadly, I couldn't go,

but I'm glad someone could go in my place, and that someone...

-..was Agent Olive.

-GASPS

Olive doesn't even like Soundcheck!

I tried not to like them, but I just couldn't resist

their manufactured sound and meaningless lyrics.

That's what we do best, dawg.

Now, Danny T, according to your set list,

you started playing the song Never Give Up at exactly 1.50.

-How long is that song?

-Three minutes, yo.

Three minutes? So that means one, two, three minutes.

Now, it's 1.53. Seven minutes left until 2.00.

You then started playing the song Shake It Like A Blender.

How long is that, Danny?

-Uh, that's a long one. Six minutes, yo.

-Six minutes.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Now it's 1.59, one minute till 2.00.

There's still one minute left!

She could have snuck away and stole the museum in that time!

-Not possible.

-Yeah, because we also sang an encore.

A brand-new song called A Work Of Heart.

Well, if it's brand-new, you have no way of telling us how long it is.

I can think of one way in my brain place, yo.

Olive.

SLOW MELANCHOLY MUSIC

# Whoa, whoa, whoa

# Listen Is that really Soundcheck?

# Could there be one more song?

# Well, maybe someone dropped a drumstick

-# Oh!

-Actually...

-I think I see...

-Danny T.

-That's him!

-# No way.

-It's very dark

# He'll light up the stage again

# And play one to take us home

-# We just did. #

-Goodnight!

-WATCH BLEEPS

-Exactly one minute.

Which brings us to two o'clock.

Which explains where I was for the whole hour.

What say ye, jury?

BABIES GURGLE

Well, you heard 'em. Olive is innocent.

-Woohoo!

-Yeah!

Grr! Waah!

Oh, man. We almost got away with it. Here's the tiny museum.

I told you not to shapeshift until we got in the car!

I couldn't hear you, I was a briefcase!

Catch them!

What do you want to catch? Me, or the museum?

So long, Odd Squad!

I'm a jet pack. I'm a jet pack! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Great job, Agent Olive.

You cleared your name, and saved the town museum.

ALL: Yeah!

Soundcheck!