Episode 10 Officially Amazing Mini!


Episode 10

Similar Content

Browse content similar to Episode 10. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!

Transcript


LineFromTo

# Officially, officially, officially amazing! #

0:00:000:00:03

Officially competitive.

0:00:030:00:08

Heh-heh-heh!

0:00:080:00:09

AAAAARGH!

0:00:090:00:10

-CRASH!

-Whoo!

0:00:100:00:12

Time now to check in with our officially competitive contestants.

0:00:120:00:17

The trio that compete each show to break world records

0:00:170:00:20

you can try at home.

0:00:200:00:22

Representing the United States,

0:00:220:00:24

it's the flipping, marvellous US Ray.

0:00:240:00:28

For the UK, it's the slightly less energetic Sizzling Steve.

0:00:290:00:32

And for Japan, it's the king of koi, Mr Cherry.

0:00:340:00:36

With four different events completed,

0:00:390:00:42

the competition is tight.

0:00:420:00:43

Sizzling Steve and US Ray

0:00:430:00:45

have one victory each.

0:00:450:00:47

But leading the way with two wins

0:00:470:00:49

and two Guinness World Records,

0:00:490:00:51

it's Mr Cherry.

0:00:510:00:53

Today's Officially Competitive Guinness World Record attempt is...

0:00:530:00:56

Sounds easy enough...

0:01:010:01:02

although not when you're blindfolded!

0:01:020:01:05

'I caught up with the Sizzle Man to get a penny for his thoughts

0:01:050:01:08

'on this record attempt.'

0:01:080:01:10

How confident are you of grabbing this record?

0:01:100:01:13

-Quite confident.

-Quietly confident?

0:01:130:01:16

Well, I wouldn't say put the pork on the barbecue yet,

0:01:160:01:18

-but we'll find out.

-I don't think it's a phrase, is it, Steve?

0:01:180:01:21

-"Put the pork on the barbecue"?

-Well, it's a new phrase now.

0:01:210:01:24

Er, here are the rules.

0:01:240:01:25

Two tables need to be positioned 1.5m apart

0:01:250:01:28

with the piggy bank on one and the 20 coins on the other.

0:01:280:01:32

Only one coin can be picked up at a time

0:01:320:01:34

and the blindfold must stay on for the whole attempt.

0:01:340:01:37

The record to beat is 36.01 seconds. Let's get banking.

0:01:370:01:41

Steve, assume your position, please.

0:01:410:01:44

OK, I'll count you in. Three, two, one...

0:01:450:01:50

Piggy bank!

0:01:500:01:51

'Sizzling Steve has opted for the twopence piece

0:01:510:01:54

'as his coin of choice.

0:01:540:01:55

'You can use any coin you like if you try this at home.'

0:01:550:01:57

He's got that motion going... Excellent.

0:01:570:01:59

'He needs to be quick

0:01:590:02:00

'if he's going to bring home the bacon for Britain.'

0:02:000:02:03

Yes, keep it up now.

0:02:030:02:05

'That is one greedy pig,

0:02:050:02:06

'but the Sizzler is slotting these coins away nicely

0:02:060:02:09

'in the UK piggy bank.'

0:02:090:02:11

Come on, Steve.

0:02:110:02:13

-Come on, Steve.

-Stop!

-Yes!

0:02:140:02:16

Oh, that felt quick.

0:02:170:02:18

'But will Sizzling Steve have been quicker than his rivals

0:02:180:02:21

'in the USA and Japan?'

0:02:210:02:23

Ray, the quarters are in position. I'm going to count you in.

0:02:230:02:26

-Mr Cherry, are you ready?

-OK.

0:02:260:02:29

-Three.

-Two.

-One.

0:02:290:02:33

-Begin.

-Go!

0:02:330:02:34

'Cherry is looking fast.

0:02:370:02:38

'He may be blindfolded

0:02:380:02:40

'but he's at one with the Japanese piggy bank.

0:02:400:02:43

'Maybe kneeling is helping?'

0:02:430:02:45

Each is using his own countries currency - cents and Japanese yen.

0:02:460:02:51

'My main man, Ray, has found his rhythm, but it's not a fast one.

0:02:510:02:55

'That little American piggy is filling up quite slowly.'

0:02:550:02:58

Ay!

0:02:580:02:59

'Yes! Mr Cherry has stormed his attempt. Seemed very speedy to me.'

0:02:590:03:05

'Just waiting for Ray.

0:03:050:03:06

'Still waiting.

0:03:090:03:10

'At last!

0:03:120:03:13

The results are in and, as expected, in third place is US Ray

0:03:130:03:18

with a pigging slow time of 52.84 seconds.

0:03:180:03:22

Way slower than the current record

0:03:220:03:24

of 36.01 seconds.

0:03:240:03:27

So, who is the victor today, and have they beaten it?

0:03:270:03:31

What you have achieved now is...

0:03:310:03:34

..34.31. Congratulations!

0:03:350:03:39

Jubilant scenes in Japan.

0:03:390:03:42

Mr Cherry has broken the world record!

0:03:430:03:45

Oink! Oink! Oink! Give me money! Oink! Oink! Oink!

0:03:470:03:50

But it's not over yet.

0:03:500:03:52

What about our man, Sizzling Bacon?

0:03:540:03:57

You managed...

0:03:570:03:58

Is it time to throw the pork onto the barbecue?

0:03:580:04:02

Still not a phrase.

0:04:020:04:03

PIG SQUEALS

0:04:050:04:06

..33.69 seconds.

0:04:060:04:09

'It is, I can't believe it!

0:04:090:04:12

'Sizzling Steve has snatched victory, beating Mr Cherry

0:04:120:04:15

'by less than a second and claiming an Officially Amazing World Record.

0:04:150:04:20

'That brings him level with Cherry

0:04:200:04:22

'overall in the competition,

0:04:220:04:23

'with two wins each.

0:04:230:04:25

'Join us next time for another thrilling chapter

0:04:250:04:28

'of Officially Competitive.'

0:04:280:04:30

Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS