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# Officially, officially, officially

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# Amazing! #

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Yeah! Woo-hoo. Uh-oh.

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These are three of the world's leanest,

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meanest and downright finest record-breaking machines.

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They're going head-to-head with world records

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and national pride at stake.

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They are...

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And what's more, they're taking on records that you can try at home.

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MUSIC: "Living In America" by James Brown

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Representing the USA is the onesie-wearing whippet US Ray.

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He's a back-flipping, bouncing ball of all-American energy.

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Representing the UK is Sizzling Steve.

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Not as energetic as his American opponent

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but with a steely will to win, he's flying the flag for Old Blighty.

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Finally, for Japan, it's the uniquely understated Mr Cherry.

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Don't let his quiet exterior fool you.

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This man's a record-breaking legend.

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With three events completed, the competition couldn't be

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closer as our trio of titans have each been victorious in one event...

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..with two world records being broken in the process.

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Ah!

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For today's officially competitive challenge, it's...

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-PHRRT!

-..bottoms up, as we see

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who can sit on the most whoopee cushions in 30 seconds.

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Last series, Mr Cherry broke the world record for cracking

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walnuts with his backside.

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I wonder if his buns of steel are up to this challenge.

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Cherry-san. Last time you cracked walnuts with your bum.

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Are you confident for this challenge as well, using your bottom?

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-NARRATOR TRANSLATES:

-Oh, yes indeed, love.

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My bum will help me win.

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So you are definitely confident with your bum? OK. So here are the rules.

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The person attempting the record must sit on each whoopee cushion

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individually. Every cushion sat on must produce a noise resembling a...

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PHRRT! If the cushion explodes or rips it

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will not count towards the total.

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The current record is 37 whoopee cushions in 30 seconds.

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PHRRT!

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Cherry-san, are you ready? HE SHOUTS

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-Adjudicator, are you ready?

-Yes.

-THEY SPEAK IN JAPANESE

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Three, two, one. Go.

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As usual, Mr Cherry is impeccably vest...I mean dressed.

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He's flying by the seat of his tiny pants here.

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He's got the wind in his sails.

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This is whoopee-wizardry at its finest by Mr Cherry.

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Whoops a daisy. He's reached the end of the line

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-and he's run out of cushions.

-Stop!

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One whoopee cushion at the death there. A cheeky effort by Mr Cherry.

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While the adjudicator checks his cushion count,

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we're off to the USA and UK to see how our boys get on.

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Three, two, one. Go!

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Ray's set his chairs out in a circle which is within the rules.

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Will that give him the edge?

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Sizzling Steve's gone for the straight line approach.

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Both need assistance on hand to keep a steady supply of whoopee cushions.

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This is like the windiest game of musical chairs I've ever seen.

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You need to go a bit faster there, Al. Ray's caught you up.

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I'm going as quick as I can.

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They're letting rip but they need to make sure

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-they're not ripping those whoopee cushions.

-Stop!

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That was a cacophony of whoopee-cushioned craziness

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but who has sat on the most? And do we have a world record on our hands?

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Remember the number to beat is 37 cushions.

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US Ray is certainly confident. The results are in.

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In third place is...

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the UK

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and Sizzling Steve who sat on 29. Hard luck there, Steve.

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Just not enough gas.

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In second place is...

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US Ray with 31.

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He may not have won but at least he and Al had windy fun.

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That means today's victor is Japan and Mr Cherry.

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His relentless, straight-lined approach was the best.

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HE SPEAKS IN JAPANESE

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Japanese! Sushi! Tempura!

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Boom! Boom! Boom!

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We know he's won the contest

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but have we got a new world record on our hands?

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The current record stands at 37.

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I had to discount some that ripped or didn't make a sound.

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So your final result is...

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..48. It's a new Guinness World Records' record.

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HE CHEERS

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Yeah! Number one champion!

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Amazing!!!

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