Episode 7 Officially Amazing Mini!
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# Officially, officially, officially | 0:00:01 | 0:00:02 | |
# Amazing! # | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Yeah! Woo-hoo. Uh-oh. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
These are three of the world's leanest, | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
meanest and downright finest record-breaking machines. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
They're going head-to-head with world records | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
and national pride at stake. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
They are... | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
And what's more, they're taking on records that you can try at home. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
MUSIC: "Living In America" by James Brown | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
Representing the USA is the onesie-wearing whippet US Ray. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
He's a back-flipping, bouncing ball of all-American energy. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
Representing the UK is Sizzling Steve. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
Not as energetic as his American opponent | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
but with a steely will to win, he's flying the flag for Old Blighty. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
Finally, for Japan, it's the uniquely understated Mr Cherry. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:04 | |
Don't let his quiet exterior fool you. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
This man's a record-breaking legend. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
With three events completed, the competition couldn't be | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
closer as our trio of titans have each been victorious in one event... | 0:01:16 | 0:01:21 | |
..with two world records being broken in the process. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
Ah! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
For today's officially competitive challenge, it's... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
-PHRRT! -..bottoms up, as we see | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
who can sit on the most whoopee cushions in 30 seconds. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
Last series, Mr Cherry broke the world record for cracking | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
walnuts with his backside. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
I wonder if his buns of steel are up to this challenge. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Cherry-san. Last time you cracked walnuts with your bum. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
Are you confident for this challenge as well, using your bottom? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
-NARRATOR TRANSLATES: -Oh, yes indeed, love. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
My bum will help me win. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
So you are definitely confident with your bum? OK. So here are the rules. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
The person attempting the record must sit on each whoopee cushion | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
individually. Every cushion sat on must produce a noise resembling a... | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
PHRRT! If the cushion explodes or rips it | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
will not count towards the total. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
The current record is 37 whoopee cushions in 30 seconds. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:25 | |
PHRRT! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Cherry-san, are you ready? HE SHOUTS | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
-Adjudicator, are you ready? -Yes. -THEY SPEAK IN JAPANESE | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
Three, two, one. Go. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:39 | |
As usual, Mr Cherry is impeccably vest...I mean dressed. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
He's flying by the seat of his tiny pants here. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
He's got the wind in his sails. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
This is whoopee-wizardry at its finest by Mr Cherry. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
Whoops a daisy. He's reached the end of the line | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
-and he's run out of cushions. -Stop! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
One whoopee cushion at the death there. A cheeky effort by Mr Cherry. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
While the adjudicator checks his cushion count, | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
we're off to the USA and UK to see how our boys get on. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
Three, two, one. Go! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Ray's set his chairs out in a circle which is within the rules. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Will that give him the edge? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Sizzling Steve's gone for the straight line approach. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Both need assistance on hand to keep a steady supply of whoopee cushions. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
This is like the windiest game of musical chairs I've ever seen. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
You need to go a bit faster there, Al. Ray's caught you up. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
I'm going as quick as I can. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
They're letting rip but they need to make sure | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
-they're not ripping those whoopee cushions. -Stop! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
That was a cacophony of whoopee-cushioned craziness | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
but who has sat on the most? And do we have a world record on our hands? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:52 | |
Remember the number to beat is 37 cushions. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
US Ray is certainly confident. The results are in. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
In third place is... | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
the UK | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
and Sizzling Steve who sat on 29. Hard luck there, Steve. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Just not enough gas. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
In second place is... | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
US Ray with 31. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
He may not have won but at least he and Al had windy fun. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:17 | |
That means today's victor is Japan and Mr Cherry. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
His relentless, straight-lined approach was the best. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
HE SPEAKS IN JAPANESE | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Japanese! Sushi! Tempura! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
Boom! Boom! Boom! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
We know he's won the contest | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
but have we got a new world record on our hands? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
The current record stands at 37. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I had to discount some that ripped or didn't make a sound. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
So your final result is... | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
..48. It's a new Guinness World Records' record. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
HE CHEERS | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Yeah! Number one champion! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Amazing!!! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 |