Sticky Notes, Foot Golf, Motorcycle Supermen Officially Amazing

-# Officially... Biggest.

-Shoe!

-# Weirdest.

-Face!

-Fastest.

-Loo!

-Tightest.

-Space!

-# Longest.

-Snake!

-Smallest.

-Van!

-# Heaviest.

-Cake!

-Tallest.

-Man!

-# Longest ears on a dog.

-Aw!

-# Most poisonous frog!

-Ooh!

-# And a woman with a beard.

-What?!

# Officially, officially, officially...amazing! #

Greetings and welcome to Officially Amazing Goes Bunkers, where once

again we're coming to you from our top-secret, record-breaking bunker.

And check out the Guinness World Records title attempts

we have for you today.

High-flying, death-defying motorbiking.

Gravity defying chin-upping.

And footballing golfing. Gooaalll!

As always,

the bunker crew will try and predict the result of every record,

with the chance to condemn one of our record-breaking icons

to gallons of gunge at the end of the show.

So, let's turn the speakers up to 11 and unleash our battling behemoths.

One, two, three, four!

Starting with the mercurially magnificent marvel Mr Cherry.

# Brace yourselves It's the man from Japan

# The four-time competitive champion

# Do Ray and Steve even have a chance

# Of beating the man with the spangly pants?

# Who can break records like nobody else can?

# Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry-san! #

Explosive from Cherry.

But anything the Japanese banger can do,

my little pocket rocket can do it better.

US Ray.

# Good things come in small packages, they say

# But they don't come much smaller than US Ray

# Can the pocket rocket break a record today?

# Everybody watch USA! Well, it's US Ray! Hey! #

Not bad. But here's a man who could do all of that and less.

The irrepressible force of nature that is Sizzling Steve.

# In Sizzling Steve

# In Sizzling Steve

# We do believe

# We do believe

# What mundane skill

# What mundane skill

# Has he got up his sleeve?

# Has he got up his sleeve? #

BOTH: # Well, you can set him any test

# And he will yearn to be the best

# Cos he's a record-breaking legend, Sizzling Steve. #

Sizzler's flopped already.

Al, help him up.

Haruka and I have an appointment in China...

to witness some miraculous feats of strength.

Meet Zheng Daxuan from China.

And Italian Stefano Scarpa.

Two incredible athletes attempting the record for...

Which is like doing a regular chin-up

while defying the laws of gravity.

It's a task that requires ridiculous strength and fitness.

Even I can't do this!

You do surprise me.

Stefano holds the world record with 20 chin-ups.

That's an excruciatingly hard target to beat.

And here's where the bunker crew make their first prediction.

Who do you think will perform the most chin ups?

Record-holder Stefano is the clear favourite in the bunker

and he goes first.

KLAXON

Wow! This is ludicrously impressive.

Just look at the strain on his face.

-And his.

-It's not just about the power in his arms.

Every muscle in Stefano's body is working furiously hard

to keep him going.

He's gritting his teeth so hard his veins might pop out of his head.

And his legs are quaking with sheer exertion.

-KLAXON

-And he's down.

Stefano thinks he's done it.

But was it more than 20?

You achieved a final total of 24.

-Congratulations.

-24?!

Viva Italia!

Zheng is seething, though.

He can't wait to have a go.

And he doesn't have to.

Supreme strength and stamina on display once again.

He's almost making it look easy.

Zheng is powering through,

feeding off this raucous home crowd.

His whole body is working to the very limit, but he's not giving up.

-KLAXON

-And Zheng is down.

But could he have beaten Stefano's new record of 24?

HE SPEAKS MANDARIN

25!

Astonishing! Zheng beats Stefano by just one chin-up to steal away his

world record.

Joy for Zheng and the 37% of the bunker crew

who predicted he'd do it.

To those who didn't, ahem, chin up...

for another chance to predict is here

in the crusade we call...

Previously on Officially Competitive...

An unusually united display of sandwich-craft saw Sizzy and I

win the first team record of the series.

By default!

Yes, you were all disqualified,

but Sizzler now sits atop the leaderboard.

Today, our heroes attempt a Guinness World Records title that beat them

all in series three.

And as always, it's important we STICK to the rules.

Standard sticky notes with edges no shorter than 7.3cm must be used.

Notes must be stuck on one at a time.

The notes can overlap, but cannot be stuck to each other.

At the end of the attempt, the notes must remain stuck to our competitors

-for a further ten seconds to count.

-And for the record,

our competitors need to cover themselves

in 32 sticky notes in 30 seconds.

So, are our heroes confident today?

Let's find out. It's team talk time.

I need you to win, Ray.

-OK.

-Can you win?

-I can win.

Yes, I can win.

Can you win big?

Yes, I can.

And, finally, I need you to do me a big favour and...

buy...buy pants.

Typical Jackson.

We'll have a pants-free chat at Team UK HQ.

Sticky notes.

Initial reaction is mute.

I like that. Mr Cherry has requested that you all try this one again.

-Of course he would.

-Oh!

That sounds like fighting talk, Steve.

-It is.

-Yep.

I think.

It's the cold-blooded decisiveness that makes The Sizzler

so dangerous. Over to Mr Cherry and his sticky note consultant Cheeky.

Cherry-san, does the colour of sticky note make any difference?

-TRANSLATION:

-Oh, aye, my lucky colour.

-Cherry red. Cherry red.

-Cherry red.

What will be the key to break this record today?

Speedy.

-TRANSLATION:

-I will stick these notes to myself like a ninja.

Don't be tricky. Just be sticky!

Sticky, yes. Tricky, no.

So, who do you think will claim victory today?

Over half the audience think Cherry will win.

A wise choice as he came first last time and starts today.

Mr Cherry, are you ready?

No!

Barely a flicker from Shantha, as the great man gets match ready.

-Sticky, sticky.

-Come on!

And Cherry and his Japanese sticky notes are ready for glory.

Three, two, one, go.

KLAXON

Organised and precise.

This man knows how to dress himself in stationery.

Just look at his mighty body rippling with every stick.

Oh, disaster there.

Every note counts when you're sticking at this level.

But it's not affected his rhythm.

This is a masterclass and his opponents know it.

Scintillating sticking.

Cherry's body is at full capacity, so he's moved on to the arms.

-Stop!

-Now for the ten second hold.

And Cherry's quaking with nerves.

And he's done it.

Official adjudicator Shantha counts the notes

and the sticky standard has been set.

Next up, and using sticky notes he borrowed from the Officially Amazing

office - true story - it's US Ray.

And he's chosen to wear clothes for this attempt.

Cleverly avoiding the risk of paper cuts to the tiny abs of steel.

-Three, two, one, go!

-KLAXON

And he's off.

-Quite slowly.

-You say slowly.

I say measured and accurate.

My slick sticker is not going to lose a single note.

He's not going to get this record either if he doesn't hurry up.

He does know it's most sticky notes on the body, doesn't he?

Not on the left arm.

I think his arm's the most adhesive bit.

Perplexingly paced paper placing.

-Ray, pick it up, pick it up. You've got it.

-Stop!

Done. It's like he's displaying a proud wing of golden eagle feathers.

I just hope he doesn't applaud himself in case they all drop off.

This won't take very long.

Cometh the time for superior sticking, cometh The Sizzleoid

and his recycled sticky notes.

Saving the planet whilst breaking records - hero.

Sizzler kneels in silent meditation, before his attempt.

GENTLY COUGHS And with that bellow,

he is ready to begin.

-Three, two, one, go!

-KLAXON

An unsticky start from Steve.

But he hasn't let it faze him and he already bears

a proud necklace of glory.

The slow-mo shows the power in every placement.

Steve has certainly overcome the dampness issue

that blighted his sticking last time.

-Cherry looks worried.

-And so he should.

Oh! Disaster. The Sizzler loses two notes.

But all hail this plucky soldier.

She starts to fall, but resticks herself.

-Stop!

-Our bunker holds its breath.

APPLAUSE

And that's ten seconds.

So, we've seen some stupendous stationery sticking

and Ray had a go, too.

But did anyone reach that target of 32?

Do we have a record?

-No.

-Oh!

But there's still the all-important competitive point to play for.

-Who has triumphed, Shantha?

-In third place, with a total of 14...

Just two less than half the record target.

..is Ray.

Better than 13, better than 13.

And in first place, with a total of 30...

-..is Mr Cherry.

-Yes!

-EXPLOSIONS

-Yah!

Japanese karate, karate, karate! Sticky notes.

LAUGHTER

Another solemn celebration from Cherry

as many of the audience predicted,

beating Sizzler by five notes.

But Cherry had two notes disqualified for being stuck

to other notes.

If they'd have been valid, he'd have got the record.

Heartbreakingly close,

but that result does at least put him joint top of the league table

with The Sizzler.

Our gargantuans will return at the end of the show.

When two of them will unite to attempt another world record.

But if they fail,

they'll send the remaining competitor on a date with the...

One of our bunker guests will decide who gets the gloop

based on their powers of prediction.

So, it's guessing gizmos at the ready,

as we ramp up the adrenaline for record three.

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No, it's three supermen!

Yes, The Bolddogs are back.

Earlier this series, we met

phenomenal freestyle motocross riders...

..who smashed a heel-clicking record on the first attempt.

And today, they've ramped up the difficulty and danger to attempt the

spectacular record for...

Here are the rules.

Each superman seat grab must involve both hands leaving the

handlebars and catching the seat

with the body stretched out behind.

And only jumps that are landed successfully will count.

The team need nine superman seat grabs in one minute

for the world record. This is such a dangerous challenge.

We have a fire crew and paramedic on stand-by.

Never try this with your own wheels at home.

Let's find out more at the giant haystack of interrogation.

It's called the Superman.

I'm picturing capes and spandex.

Would I be right?

-I'm not!

-OK, all right.

So, do you actually feel like you're flying?

I guess you do, yeah. For a split second, you're not holding on to

-anything, so you are flying, aren't you?

-That's right, yeah.

Guys, last time we saw you, you got that record.

Can you see another one on the horizon today?

The pressure's on now, having that one in the bag.

So we'll give it everything again,

and hopefully we'll come out victorious.

Do you think The Bolddog supermen can fly off

with a second record of the series?

80% of our bunker guests think so.

Let's find out!

The time starts when the first rider enters the ramp.

KLAXON They're off!

And that's a spectacular seat grab from Super Dan.

And from Sam!

And Arran! My heart's going like that!

This is incredible!

Oh! Ah!

Oh-oh!

Every time you see it, your heart is in your mouth.

-I know!

-This is so dangerous.

Watch how the boys throw themselves completely off the bike,

flying in mid-air, before grabbing the seat to glide like Superman.

Then they somehow pull themselves back onto the bike to land safely!

Wow!

This is next level dangerous.

One false move, and, well, let's not even go there.

Just ten seconds left now.

Come on, boys!

It is so super-impressive!

Here we go! KLAXON

Oh, Arran landed right on the klaxon.

Will that last jump count?

And, official adjudicator Mark, were they near that target of nine?

On this occasion, you achieved...

..14, which is a brand-new Guinness World Records title!

-What a record!

-Arran's final jump didn't count, but it didn't matter!

Sensational seat-grabbing from three supermen.

And just look how excited they are

with their second record of the series.

Glorious scenes, Haruka.

Glorious scenes.

Much like those in the bunker right now,

as an entire row of correct predictors share a bow with me.

It was supposed to be Al, but we've lost him.

-TOILET FLUSHING

-Oh, that's better.

Now, there's just one more prediction to make,

and it involves a footballing fusion.

Meet Mark Scotchford and Sophie Brown,

a pair of top golfers who are braving the elements for a round of

-record-breaking.

-But they won't be using clubs.

This is footgolf!

Footgolf is exactly as it sounds.

You are playing golf, but with footballs.

And instead of using golf clubs, you kick the ball.

Today, Sophie and Mark will compete for the record for...

That's getting the ball from here into the hole in one shot.

Here are the rules.

The ball must be a standard size five, and the

diameter of the hole must be no more than 53cm.

Only one kick per putt is permitted,

and the world record target is ten successful putts in one minute.

So today, what are the difficulties?

OK, so today, we've got the weather, and then, yeah,

it's just reading the green and obviously the pressure.

So, what's the best that you've done in training, then, in that minute?

-I got 18 yesterday in a minute.

-18?

-Yeah. I'll be happy with that.

-How about you, Sophie?

-I haven't quite honestly done it in a minute.

-I've just constantly practised the shots.

-So you don't even know?

-No.

-Well, what do you think?

Will one of Sophie or Mark break the record?

A colossal 90% of our bunker guests think so.

No pressure, guys.

To keep a steady flow of footballs during the attempts,

we've loaned Sophie and Mark

Officially Amazing's top ball boy, Allan.

Sophie's kicking off.

-Three, two, one, go.

-KLAXON

And it's a goal in one.

Excellent. And is it a goal in two?

Oh, it just missed!

So close!

She's shooting way off target!

That's more like it. A perfect putt.

And again. That's right. Lovely.

It's better than a hat-trick!

This is incredible!

Look how Sophie kicks with her instep!

Perfect for power and precision.

Oh! Close again!

She's getting quicker!

There's quite a few going in here.

-Yes!

-KLAXON

Oh, she scored right at the final whistle!

Phenomenal footgolf!

Oh, well done, Sophie, well done!

Sophie was on fantastic form.

The pressure is really on Mark now.

Can he outscore her?

-Three, two, one, go!

-KLAXON

And he's off!

And that's one...two!

-Glorious goal-grabbing!

-Mark is using a toe-poking technique

popular with top-level footgolfers.

That gentle dig of Mark's cultured left foot is lethally accurate.

Apart from that one! Oh, and that one!

Go on, Mark!

Oh! He hit that one far too hard.

His accuracy is spot-on, but his acceleration is spot-off!

But that was a beauty!

Three in a row! Lovely stuff!

Footgolf at its finest.

-Time!

-Oh, look at that! Picked up the pace at the end, Mark!

What a finish from Mark!

It's been a magnificent multisport mash up,

but did anyone get that target of ten?

And why did none of us think to offer the athletes an umbrella?

Over to official referee Mark.

Sophie, you managed...

ten, which is a Guinness World Records title!

-Well done, Sophie!

-It's a record, but Sophie's not celebrating yet.

Could Mark have toppled her total?

Mark achieved...

-..15, which is a brand-new world record!

-Unbelievable!

Sophie broke the record,

but Mark smashed it out of the park.

Phenomenal footgolf!

And now, excitement looms as we reveal the most accurate predictors

in the bunker today.

Claire.

Eve.

James.

Gervais.

Lyle and Ben.

Israel.

And some grown-up kids made it too.

-Mr Price.

-Mrs Cameron.

And Mr Dumaini.

They all predicted with over 75% accuracy.

But only one has been chosen at complete random by our supercomputer

to take part in today's final record attempting challenge.

That person is...

Where's my man Gervais?

What do we know about Gervais, Ben?

Well, Gervais loves the sound of laughter.

-Me too!

-AL LAUGHS

I can't breathe!

Shame. He'd quite like to be a tiger.

Cue expensive special effect.

And his favourite kitchen utensil is the teaspoon.

Go stir 'em, Tiger!

Gervais must now choose two officially competitive legends

to join forces and attempt the record for...

Which of our competitors will be remaining here

to play this game, and which will be going to the gunge tank of doom?

OK, Gervais, so, have you decided whether you're going to make this

decision yourself, or are you going to leave it to the hands of fate?

I'm going to go with fate.

Oh, fate will decide!

Ah, the mystical bag of fate.

It contains exact likenesses of the three competitors stuck to bits of

cardboard. Whoever Gervais pulls out from its dark embrace will be thrust

into the dark embrace of the gunge tank.

-It's Cherry-san.

-Oh!

Cherry trudges off to the gunge tank for a record fourth time.

Leaving Ray and Sizzle to form a record-breaking supergroup.

I shall name them Razzle!

Can Razzle save Cherry with a record?

All I know is, these are the rules.

Ray must hold the racket whilst Steve loads it with tennis balls.

They then race to the 5m mark,

where Ray must hand the racket to Steve,

making sure they are either side of the line.

Steve then walks for a further 5m

and deposits the balls in a bucket.

They may repeat this process as many times as they can in one minute.

And if they transport 45 balls or more, it's a world record.

If they don't, Cherry gets a gungeing,

just like he's done every other time Ray and Steve have combined!

-Three, two, one, go!

-KLAXON

Sizzleoid's loading balls at a preposterous pace!

Oh, but one escaped there.

Will that dropped ball prove costly?

And Ray's off, but this is the dangerous bit.

Can he handover to Steve without losing the balls or foot faulting?

Exemplary!

And that's one big bundle of balls in the bucket.

Now Sizzler has to run back to restock the racket.

But this is sloppy from Steve.

Gentle placement is key in top-class ball balancing.

Remember, they need to shift 45 balls.

Gervais looks on. Does he want a record or a gungeing?

But that's another perfect handover

And every ball's safely in the bucket.

30 seconds to go and this is looking good.

Cherry's looking hopeful.

Dare he dream of a gunge-free release?

And that's a third racket of balls dispatched.

This is beautiful.

Outstanding tennis ball transportation!

A fourth bucket of tennis balls delivered.

Is there time for a fifth?

They're going for it.

Oh, but Ray's lost half the balls!

And that's another one gone.

Come on, Steve!

-Stop!

-KLAXON

Oh, milliseconds away from a final slam dunk!

Will that prove costly?

Or could Razzle have reached their 45-ball target

and saved Cherry from a splodgy shower?

Today you managed...

-66.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Razzle dazzled it!

It's Steve and Ray's first-ever joint record,

and what a celebration!

And congratulations to Sizzler,

who has now broken an unbelievable 60 world records!

An incredible achievement that rescues Mr Cherry

from the gunge tank.

Historic scenes, but it's all too much for Sizzler,

who needs an emergency nap!

We'll see you next time. Thanks, Gervais! Bye!

ALL: Bye!

# Well, like supermen they flew As The Bolddogs crew

# Broke a record once again

# And Sophie and Mark fought it out in the park

# Playing footgolf in the rain

# Zheng and Stefano How they did this, I don't know

# Our competitors got stuck in And Cherry came away with a win

# And Steve and Ray broke a tennis ball carrying record!

# It's all been officially amazing! #