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# Amazing! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# Ta-da! # | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
MUSIC: I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Today, I'm taking in the best of the great British summer time. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
I've got me candyfloss, | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
I got one of the great works of English literature to read. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
What could possibly go wrong? SEAGULL SQUAWKS | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
SQUIRTING NOISE | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
Ah! Whoa! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
Well, apart from that, of course. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
Here's what coming up on today's show. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
CRASH! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Oh, really?! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
What record will this bloke attempt to break with his botty? | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Find out soon. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
And Haruka, Al and I face the horror of being fed | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
by our competitors' feet. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
But first, let's get back to the beach. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Meet England international handballers Mark, Corie, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
Glyn, Kathryn and Louise. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
They've come here to the Lowestoft Summer Festival | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
to train up the handball stars of the future, | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
and to try and break the world record for... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
This is a kempa shot and this is me meeting the kempa shooters. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
Well, it's a great day guys. I'm hoping for a great record attempt. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Are you feeling confident? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Yeah, if we were indoor, we wouldn't be worried. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
But out here on the sand, it's tiring just, like, doing the, literally, the three steps. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
But, to jump, catch and throw it all in the goal and then run back and do it again, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
it's going to be really tough. But, obviously, we've got all these kids here today, | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
so they'll all be watching and we really don't want to let them down. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Before we get handballing, here are the rules. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Balls must be caught and thrown while the player is in the air. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
To be valid, a shot must enter one of the four targets in the goal, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:59 | |
each measuring 40cm squared. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Players must be behind a line six metres from goal when they jump, | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
and the record to beat is 16 valid shots in one minute. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
Guys, are you ready to see a record? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
I think that's a yes. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
Three, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
two, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
one... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
-Go! -Come on! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
DING! 'That's one!' | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
BUZZ! Oh, it's close! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
DING! 'And that's two!' | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
BUZZ! Oh, it's close again. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
DING! Really good! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
In regular handball, the team has the whole goal to shoot at, | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
but this record requires pinpoint accuracy, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
and perfect passing from Louise. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
-Yes, lovely! -30 seconds! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Oh, halfway, guys, halfway! | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
BUZZ! Oh! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
'Mark is denied by the crossbar - excruciating!' | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
BUZZ! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
Oh, close! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
'Great shot from Glyn, | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
but he wasn't in the air when he caught the ball. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
'It won't count.' | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
-DING! -Five, four, | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
three, two, | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
one, time! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
That's it! That's it! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Excellent! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
'Official adjudicator Mark reviews the footage in slow-mo to | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
'check that all the shots were valid. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
'Do we have a record?' | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Well, the record to beat today was 16. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
We had to disqualify four jumps | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
because they were not valid. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
So, you ended up with a score... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
-of 12. -Awww, 12. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
'And there's more disappointment as attempt two sees another | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
'score of 12.' | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
So, while the team prepares for their final attempt, | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Al and Haruka will look at a talented bottom. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
This looks great, Haruka. What on Earth is going on? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
This is pungmul, a Korean folk-music tradition. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
Great. And what's that? | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Is it like Morris dancing? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Cos I don't know what that is, either. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Kind of, but the record is for bum bounces. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Yes, of course. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
Won-Tae Kwon here will attempt the record for... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
So, what is a bum bounce? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
It sounds rude. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Won-Tae bounces with one leg either side of the rope, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
twists 180 degrees in midair, | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
and lands with a leg either side of the rope again. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
All I can say, Haruka, is "Ouch!". | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Indeed! The world record target is ten bounces. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
Or ouches. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
This is going to be tough to watch. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
So beautiful. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
He must have undercrackers of steel! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
What do you think the fan's for? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
To cool himself down, of course. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
The last thing Won-Tae needs right now is a sweaty bottom. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
HORN BLAST | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
Time's up. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Has Won-Tae bounced his bum into the record books? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Yes, he has! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
12 bum-bouncing rotations. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Won-Tae, you are a bouncy-bottomed champion. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Well, if the hat fits, Haruka... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
or even if it doesn't. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Now, back to Ben on the beach. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
After two courageous but unsuccessful efforts, | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
our handballers have one final attempt to break the 16-shot target. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:39 | |
This is it! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
-HORN BLAST -Go! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
DING! 'Right in the top corner!' | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
DING! Yes, it's a great start! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
DING! Yes, come on! Keep that up! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
'This is such hard work on sand, | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
'but the crowd are driving them on.' | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
BUZZ! Oh! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
'They need to stay on target to have a chance at the record.' | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
30 seconds! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
Come on, halfway, halfway! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
DING! 'Yes, that's more like it. Great shot!' | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
DING! Yes! Lovely! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Great stuff, guys. Good pace! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
DING! 'This is looking good. Come on.' | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
-Ten seconds! -Come on, ten seconds left! Come on now, last push! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
BUZZ! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
'Oh! Off the line!' | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Five, four... | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
BUZZ! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
..three, two... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
DING! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
-..one, time! -Ohhh! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
'That's it. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
'Did team England beat that record of 16? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
'Time for a Mark attack.' | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
How did they do on their third and final attempt? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
There were only two disqualified goals, | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
so you achieved... | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
12 again. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
DISAPPOINTED GROANS | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
I think we've proven that you guys are great at getting 12 in a minute. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Sadly, sadly, not the record, but, to me, it was still a phenomenal attempt. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
Well done, guys. You're still officially amazing. Well done. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-ALL: -Thank you, thanks. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
They gave it everything and came close three times, | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
but it wasn't to be for Team England. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Now, time for a disgusting feat | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
with disgusting feet. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
It is a fable as old as time itself. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Three formidable fellows, locked in mortal combat, | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
competing for world records that you can try at home. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
For America, U S of Ray. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
For the UK, a Steve who sizzles. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
And for Japan, the legend himself, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
the three-time world champion, | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
the Mr Cherry-san. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
This is Officially Competitive 4 Real. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Previously, on Officially Competitive. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Sizzling Steve produced a masterful display of jelly-baby | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
chopstickery to beat his own world record | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
and take an early lead in the competition. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
But today, there's a whiff of cheese in the bunker, | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
as our competitors get their feet out. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Distressingly, those feet will be used in today's record. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
Namely, to feed us with. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Yes, we'll be attempting the record for... | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Feet which are contractually obliged to be clean. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Er, which foot will I be getting? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
This one. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
-All right, there's close enough. -Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
It's hairier than I thought and refreshing to see someone who | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
takes such a lax attitude to toenail maintenance. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
That right foot, what makes that so special? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Why can it hold a spoonful of jelly? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
I don't know. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
It is humbling to watch such a master tactician at work. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
This is a tough record. Please tell me you've been practising. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Of course I've been practising. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Good. With who? My grandma. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
-Your grandmother? -Oh, yeah, she loves Jell-o. -All right. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Thank you, Grandma. We're doing this for you, boo. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
I'm sorry, Grandma Ray, | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
but Mr Cherry's toes want this record badly. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
How difficult is it using the spoon and scooping the jelly out? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
-TRANSLATION: -Oh, very difficult, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
but I've been practising with my TV remote control, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
changing channels with my toes and adjusting volume and so forth. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
My favourite channel is CBBC, obviously, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
but I've watched a lot of CBeebies by accident. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Here are the disgusting rules. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Any flavour jelly may be used. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Competitors may choose the size of their spoon. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
Only the spoon may transfer jelly to the mouth, | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
and only the foot may touch the spoon. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
The target for this disconcerting new world record | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
is 100g of jelly in 30 seconds. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
To try this at home, you'll need... | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Up first, playing for Grandma Ray, Team USA. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
Al, any last words? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
I'm unhappy. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Unfettered excitement from Al. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Three, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
two, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
one, | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
-go! -HORN BLAST | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Awkward foot action from US Ray, | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
but that's one spoonful eaten. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
The jelly almost felly from Al's mouth there, | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
but he slurped it back in. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Heroic improvisation! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Oh, no! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Ray's dropped a whole spoonful | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
You're losing the spoon, Ray! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Don't lose the spoon, Ray! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Oh, you lost the spoon. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
Disaster! | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
-HORN BLAST -Stop! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
Grandma Ray was expecting better than that. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
Shantha weighs the remaining jelly to calculate how much Al ate. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
Can Team UK do any better? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
Three, | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
two, | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
one, | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
-go! -HORN BLAST | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
The marooned trout position is working out that well for Ben. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
And look at the foot-based focus on his face. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Steve's dropped some Jell-O. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
But, check out this sublime scoffing from Ben. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Come on. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:35 | |
I'm a jelly-eating dynamo! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Ten seconds left. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Sizzler's put his foot in the Jell-O. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Luckily, the bit going in Ben's mouth didn't get covered in foot. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
And, for that, I'll be forever thankful. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-HORN BLAST -Stop! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
Steve, you'll need to get the jelly off your foot | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
and put it back in the tray. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Yes, such are the fine margins in elite record-breaking. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
The jelly must be scraped from Steve's foot in order to | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
calculate our score. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
STEVE: Is that OK, Shantha? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
There's still a lot... | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
You might need to get right in there, Shantha, so don't be afraid. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
Shantha's not satisfied with Steve's jelly removal skills. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
She will never forget this day. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
No matter how hard she tries. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Mr Cherry spent three hours patriotically pedicuring his toes for this record. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:26 | |
A mark of the man. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
-HORN -Go! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Look at the poise adopted by the great man! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
The balance of a ballerina | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
with the Jell-O delivery of a butler. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Haruka is getting bulbous mouthfuls every time. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
This is impressive. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
Can they beat that 100g target? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Ten seconds left. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Well, I hope this isn't all for nothing. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Five, | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
four, | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
three, | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
two, | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
one, stop! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
A jelly good show all round, | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
if a trifle disappointing for Team USA. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
Do we have a new world record? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Yes. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
In third place... | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
with 8g... | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
A mere 92g short of the target. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
.. is Team USA. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
I'm sorry, Grandma Ray. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
And the winner, | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
with a total of 127 grams... | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Obliterating the record. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
..is Team Japan. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
So, Team Japan claims the world record! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
And Al and I were fed by feet | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
for nothing. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
Which means Mr Cherry gets the competitive point | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
and joins Steve at the top of the league. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
The pressure is on Ray now. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
How will he perform in hula-hoop racing? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Find out next time, | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
when we return with more ginormously juicy records like these. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:01 | |
# Well, the England team couldn't quite live the dream | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
# and break record on the beach. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
# They gave they got with their kempa shots | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
# but 16 was just out of reach. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
# Our presenters had the treat | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
# of jelly fed by our competitors' feet. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
# Team Japan were the best | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
# at this smelly jelly test. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
# And Won-Tae's bouncing botty was amazing! | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
#But here come the rubbish bits - | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
# the outtakes! # | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
And we're hoping to witness an incredible wec...wecord? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
We're hoping to witness a wecord. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Official adjudicator Pampa... | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Let's just go. Let's go. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 |