Motorbike Mayhem Prank Patrol Down Under

'Today, Oscar joins the Prank Patrol.

'His mission, to design a super-bike

'and help polish the big-time choppers,

'only to have Oscar's good buddy, Aden,

'take him for one explosive ride of his life.'

-# Here we go!

-# Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike, nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Scotty and the Ninjas, too

# Here we go, come on, join the Prank Patrol

# Here we go

GUITAR RIF

HE HONKS HORN

CRASHING

-Are you all right, man?

-Yeah, no, no, I'm fine.

-Are you Oscar?

-Yeah.

-Did you apply for Prank Patrol's help?

-Yeah.

-Congratulations, man, you are the newest member of Prank Patrol.

You'll need that, your Prank badge.

You'll also need this, your Prank jacket.

-Sweet.

-Dad, can I take him for a while?

-Yeah, that's fine, have fun.

-Thank you very much!

Come on, dude, let's get pranking!

-Come on!

-I'm trying.

'This is Oscar. He describes himself as outgoing and adventurous.

'He loves bike-riding and mucking about in his pool.

'When he's not in action mode, he's eating watermelon,

'hanging out with his dog, Chaz, or grooving with his saxophone.'

Hi, Prank Patrol. I'm Oscar. I really want to be on your show

because I think pranking my friend Aden will be hilarious

and I can't wait to see his face.

'The target of Oscar's prank is his friend, Aden.

'Oscar describes Aden as a bit out there

'and, most of all, he's obsessed with motorbikes.'

Oscar, this is the Prank Patrol spy van where you and I

are going to design your perfect prank. Tell me about your target.

Well, his name's Aden and he loves motorbikes.

# Loves motorbikes

So what do you reckon his reaction's going to be like?

-Well, I reckon he'll be pretty terrified.

-# Terrified

And do some funny things for the camera.

-# Funny things

-Could you put that guitar away?

OK.

-Have you guys ever pranked each other before?

-No.

But I want to be the first one in.

Sounds great. With Prank Patrol on your side, you'll be sweet.

-You said before he's into motorbikes.

-Yes.

We have got the perfect pranks here that'll be fantastic for you two.

-Shall we check it out?

-Sure.

-Let's have a look.

Scotty, your little sister needs her bike back.

Hugs and kisses, Mummy. XXX.

I don't really used her bike much. Mine's getting fixed at the moment,

so it's a little bit weird. The blueprint for this prank is

we're going to tell Aden you've just landed a new job

-cleaning very expensive motorcycles.

-Awesome.

They we're going to trick him into believing he is responsible for

-blowing one of them up.

-Oh, no!

Oh, he'll be terrified! He knows how big and expensive those bikes are

and when he gets one of those big bikeys on him,

-he'll go crazy.

-There could be some trouble.

-Sure will.

-Sound like a good prank?

-Yes, it does.

-Fantastic, dude.

-We've got a lot to do, so we better get started.

-OK.

-Ninjas, let's roll!

'If you're looking for one kind of motorcycle,

'then George and Kane are the guys to give it to you.

'They build motorcycles that sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars

'and are about as cool as you can get

'without standing in a meat freezer completely naked.'

-Awesome!

-Have a look!

Man, these are great. G'day, George!

-Scotty, good to see you.

-How are you?

-Good.

-George, this is Oscar. Oscar, this is George.

-How are you?

-Good.

You have got some awesome collection of bikes here.

-Tell me about them.

-They're pretty wild, Scotty.

This is a Sucker Punch Sally we bring in from the US

with an original Harley Davidson engine. This one here

is a Rock 'n' Roll Bling bike, because of the paint.

The bad boy, my favourite, the Matt Black Beast.

-What more could you want?

-Absolutely.

Who do we see about building one of these lean, mean,

-butt-kicking machines?

-I'll introduce you to Kaney,

he turns a spanner on these bad boys.

-HE WHISTLES

-Kaney!

-G'day, Kane, how are you, buddy?

-Hey, Kane.

This is Oscar. Oscar, this is Kane.

-How are you, kid?

-Good.

-You ready to do this?

Absolutely.

-OK, Oscar, let's design this baby.

-All right.

Hey, guys, I don't know anything about motorbikes at all,

-so I'm going to leave you with Kane, the expert.

-All right.

-You guys get to it. I'll catch you soon.

-See you later, Scotty.

'Now it's time for Oscar to design his dream bike.

'A bike that's going to end up being the stuff of Aden's nightmares.'

-What sort of handlebars do you want?

-Big, custom, stand-out handlebars.

Maybe a few items that make it really stand out?

-That sounds perfect.

-Sounds good. Let's get to it.

-Let's go.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what's the bestest prank of all.

'Well, the one we're going to show you today is quite smashing.

'All you need is a big mirror and a little piece of soap.

'Take a small sliver of soap

'and draw a big spider-webbie broken glass design

'smack dab in the middle of your mirror.

'Now, you can wait around for somebody

'to eventually discover your work of art,

'or you can speed things up by dropping a big handful of spoons

'into a cardboard box.'

SMASHING

'Not only is this prank simple to do...

'it's fast to clean up, too,

'which will give you plenty of time after to reflect.'

-How did you go with the design?

-Finished it. Looks good.

It's a bit blue, isn't it?

-It's a blueprint, Scotty.

-Oh, yeah, yeah. It looks fantastic.

That's great work, guys. How about we go and get the parts for it

-and put this bike together?

-Awesome.

-George, you'll probably need that.

-Absolutely, Scotty.

-Blue tank or black tank?

-Definitely the black tank.

-Black?

-Yep.

-Sure. Follow me.

-All right.

Oscar, meet Trash. He's an awesome bike mechanic.

-Oscar, how you doing?

-Good.

-Trash, we've got a tank for you. Whack this on for us.

-Good choice.

-I want this seat.

-'When Aden sees this beauty burst with flames,

-'he's going to freak.'

-I reckon this will look awesome.

-It will, and I've got the matching handlebars for that.

-Sweet!

'A little polish and we're revving to go.'

ENGINE HUMS

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

This is the coolest motorbike ever, guys!

Well done Trash, Kane and Oscar.

-Look at your design! That is wicked!

-Thanks!

-All we need to do now is figure out how to blow it up.

-Blow it up?

We spent all day building this and you want to blow it up?

# Just relax, Kaney baby

# You know we all good

# Just have faith in the Scotty

# It'll be sweet Man, I'm killing my rifs today.

-See you, guys. Come on, Oscar.

-Why does he always do that?

-Why is there a baseball bat here?

-I don't know.

-Oh, pinata!

-Sweet!

-I love pinata! Do you like pinata?

-Oh, yeah!

-Do you like lollies?

-Do I!

-Time for a sugar rush!

Ninjas!

BANG!

SHE LAUGHS

BANG!

LAUGHTER

BANGING

LAUGHTER

BANG!

THEY LAUGH

BANGING

BANGING

He said he'd meet us here somewhere.

-Er, Scotty.

-Yo.

-Scott.

-Yes.

-Where's this bike?

-It's just over here.

-Lead the way.

'Aden isn't just going to damage our suped-up chopper,

'he's going to blow it up!'

-Who did this?

-The scratch?

Shh! It wasn't me, I promise you.

Actually, we did it. It's part of the prank.

-How did you do it, Brian?

-Well, I'll show you.

Basically, we did a little scratch...

'Brian is using a special paint that will conceal the scratch

'until the moment poor Aden drags a cloth across it.'

I'm just going to strip some of these wires back.

'Now, the only question is, how are we going to make Aden

'think this puppy went up in flames? Well, you're about to find out.'

OK, hold your finger on the red button.

-Yes.

-You got it properly? Now turn it to number one.

And you'll frighten Scott. Number three goes off.

And on the day, that'll be what ignites the small bit of flame gel

-on the bike. All right?

-Yep.

Can you get me the petrol? Little can over there. Bring it over here.

-Thanks, Oscar.

-Hey, you thirsty? Let's go grab a drink.

-Yeah, sure.

-Sweet as. Just go through there.

-OK.

'During the prank, we'll do a sneaky quick switch of the bikes

'and paint some highly-flammable flame gel,

'which will do some you-know-what.'

Fire, fire, fire!

-What?

-What?

-What did you do?

-I just...got the normal petrol.

-What do you mean? What did you put in it?

-Ohh!

-Ohh, God.

We're just kidding! That's not the real bike.

-What did you do to it, Brian?

-A little bit of flame gel.

Little bit of flame gel. That's what we're going to do to Aden.

And, actually, that isn't the real Harley Davidson from before.

While we were in that room, Brian did the old switcheroo.

-The old switcheroo.

-Ah, OK!

When I came out and the bike was on fire, it was pretty scary

and I hope he gets the same or even better reaction than I did.

OK, Oscar, the last thing we have to do for this prank

-is give your mate, Aden, a call. How are you feeling?

-Pretty good.

PHONE RINGS

-"Hello?"

-Oh, hey, Aden, it's Oscar.

-"Hey, Oscar."

One of my dad's friends run this place and it's got awesome as bikes

and we're there to get a bit of cash to clean some of the awesome bikes.

-What do you reckon?

-"That's fine by me!"

-"OK, see you."

-See you, Aden.

-Well done. Put it here.

-Thanks, man.

-Hey, er, one more thing.

-Yep?

HE IMITATES GUITAR RIF

Release the Ninjas!

'The blueprint for Oscar's prank is a custom-built chopper,

'a scratch paint job, some greasy fingerprints,

'a whole lot of sparks and the old switcheroo

'to make Aden think he's blown it up.'

Oscar, good luck with your prank. I hope you have a lot of fun.

Hope you prank Aden as well as you prank me. Good luck.

Welcome to the prank location. What do you think, man?

This is awesome. Just what I pictured,

-with all these sweet rides.

-They're amazing, aren't they?

-It's time to meet our Prank Patrol actors.

-OK.

-This is the owner of our bike shop.

-How are you, man?

-Good, thanks.

-This is our messy muncher.

-Hey, buddy, how are you?

-Ahh.

-Cop that!

-Sorry about that, mate.

-Do you have any advice for our prank actors?

-You're my dad's mate,

-so just be yourself.

-And for our messy muncher?

Just be greasy, messy and bad.

-Dirty the bikes up, man.

-Can do.

It'll be awesome. All right, guys, let's do this!

-'It's prank time.'

-We've got to make sure

we clean these things.

'Aden thinks he's here to earn some pocket money.

-'Let's see how hard he's willing to work.'

-Just pop this on.

-Here's your gloves.

-Oh, I need gloves, as well.

Hang on a sec, mate.

Got it? All right, so,

-I want you to do this one first, all right?

-Yep.

I want you to give it a good polish. I don't want to see fingerprints.

Do the silverware, do it all. OK?

'Seems pretty straightforward. What could go wrong?'

Hopefully, this thing will be gleaming.

-You see that one?

-That's a pretty sweet bike.

-Yeah.

-What do you reckon, Aden?

-Definitely!

-Yeah, it's pretty good.

If you do good on this one, I'll let you clean that one. All right?

-All right, champ, I'll see you soon.

-OK.

-Do a good job for me, boys!

-Do a good job!

-We will!

-'Oh, they'll do a good job all right.'

Let's get scrubbing!

That bike over there is looking pretty shiny, huh?

-Look at the chrome on it.

-Yeah, I know, look at the handlebars.

-It's good.

-Aden, good job!

You're working that tank, got the gunk off.

-It's hard with that water, huh? It's already dirty.

-Yeah.

-Giz a look.

That's an improvement.

I reckon you guys are pretty good. I reckon you're ready.

-'Go to the top of the class!'

-Can you do this one?

-I reckon we could.

I've got a big customer coming in to buy this today.

-Really?

-Yeah, check it out. Put that stuff down, boys.

Oh, man. You reckon you're up for cleaning it?

-Er, hopefully.

-Yeah?

Now, guys, this paint job is fresh, OK?

All right, boys. A million bucks I want it looking. He's coming soon.

No worries. 75 grand.

-'You said it!'

-A custom-made chopper in America

-went for 125.

-Really?

-American dollars.

-Wow!

-'This kid knows his bikes.'

-Pretty expensive.

'Uh-oh. Here comes trouble. And he's got really messy fingers!'

-Hey.

-Look at this! Look at this!

Ohh, sweet! Look at these lines.

-Do you mind?

-Oh, yeah, sorry. I love these bikes.

-We're washing this.

-Oh, are you washing it?

-Yeah.

-Oh, sorry, mate.

-How much do you reckon they're worth?

-About 75 grand.

-75?

-Man, worth it, though.

-You're getting chicken all over it!

I'm sorry, man. I'm having a late lunch.

Could you go away, man? You're, like, wrecking the bike.

-'Look at that grease!'

-I've got that. My bad. Not doing it.

You're doing a good job, boys.

-Hey, Aden, just fix all that up.

-I'm sorry about that.

-It's all right.

Urgh.

'Not looking too bad, boys.

-'Uh-oh, what's that?'

-Oh, he scratched it.

-I don't know if that was him.

-'Scratched it? With chicken?'

Oh, that's so unlucky.

-Shall we...

-Did you do that?

-No. I just got up to there now.

-'Good story.'

-Give it another wipe, maybe it's just a bit of chicken.

No, it's scraped. Should I take off the fuel cap?

-'Think quick, boys.'

-OK, hang on, I'll have a look in the bucket,

see if there's anything in there.

There's a pen here. A black pen.

-That's not going to do much.

-'Oh, really?'

Just cover it up.

So he doesn't catch us.

'That's a pretty sneaky move. Let's just hope you don't get caught.'

How we going, boys?

-Yeah, good.

-Yeah, going good?

-Yeah.

-Shall we tell him?

-Don't tell him.

-'Are you crazy? He'll freak!'

-Sweet day, man.

-Yeah.

-Sweet day.

-I can't wait to sell this bike. What's that?

-Er...

-A texter lid?

-Yeah.

-Why have you got a texter?

-Well, there was scratches on there.

-There's what?

-It wasn't me.

-Did you scratch it?

-No, there was a guy who came over.

A guy? Man...

There's no guy around here, it's just the workshop.

-Listen, was it you?

-No, I swear.

-Why have you got the texter in your hand?

-Oscar gave it to me.

-It wasn't me.

-What are you doing with the texter?

-I...

-This client's going to be here any minute!

Just cover it up, all right? Aden, keep doing what you're doing.

-Maybe we can get away with this.

-Colour on it?

-Yeah, keep doing it.

'And there's our customer, right on cue.'

-Hey, Frankie!

-Hey, Zack!

-I think that's him.

-Man!

-How are you?

-Keep cleaning.

-Good!

-Yeah? You ready?

Ready, ready! Guys, boys, this is Zack.

-He's buying the bike.

-You are the man! It's better than I thought!

-I've got my boys here looking after it.

-How you going, boys?

-Good.

Yeah? That's it.

That is the detail I wanted on the wheels.

'That's one happy customer.'

Oh, man, this is unbelievable. 'Hold on.'

Is that meant to be there?

No, look, mate...

I'm paying 75,000 for this, so I need it to be top notch, the best.

Look, you know me. I wouldn't sell you something that's not top notch.

-Let's go and talk about it in the office.

-Yeah, all right.

-OK?

-75 grand, it's easy.

-Yeah, yeah. I can't have a scratch.

-Where do you want me to go?

-Head down, I'll be with you in a sec.

-Fix it, boys!

-Yeah, we will.

'Fix it, boys? How are they going to fix that?'

-Change the cap or...?

-Yeah, we'll get a different cap.

-We've got to fix the cap.

-Yep.

-Boys. Boys.

-Hey.

-75,000.

-Oh, really?

-We sold it.

-Yes!

-We sold it!

-Nice work!

-I told him that we're going to order a new cap for it.

-Yeah.

-So it's pretty simple.

-Yeah.

Whoo! 75 grand!

'I probably wouldn't be counting out those coins just yet.'

He's sold it, so it doesn't really matter about the scratch.

-No, it does.

-Here he comes.

Your new chopper.

-HE LAUGHS

-75 grand.

-Oh, this'll be good.

-Hey, boys, get rid of these ropes.

-Put them over here near the buckets.

-Let's do it.

-That is no problem whatsoever, man. We've got that cap on order.

-Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, boys, just wait a minute.

We've got lots of merchandise here, let's be careful.

Wow. It's a beauty.

We'll need some petrol in it before I go, cos it's on dead empty.

-OK. Boys, go get the petrol.

-Grab the petrol.

I'll just shift this around.

-There we go.

-'You did make sure that was petrol, didn't you, Aden?'

-This is great.

-Pop it in.

Just give it a pour. A gentle pour.

Yeah. Keep it going.

-How we going, boys.

-Yeah, good.

-Let it drip out. And go.

-Good. Don't get it on the paintwork, man.

-Oh, sorry.

-Yeah.

-Well, all right, boys, you've earned a bit of a break.

-Come out, boys.

-Nice work.

-She's awesome. She's awesome, man.

'And while the boys are on their break, we'll do the old switcheroo.'

'Exit one 75,000 chopper

'and enter one soon-to-be-exploded bike shell.'

The guy was pretty cool about it.

'Aden doesn't suspect a thing.

'Add some flammable flame gel

'and it's time to send the boys out to face the heat.'

Put your drinks down, we've got a couple more to wash,

-maybe one more to sell.

-OK.

We sell, like, maybe one a week, but usually they're like 20 grand,

so 75 grand... What's up, Zack?

-Mate, it won't start.

-What?

-It won't start.

'I've got a bad feeling about this.'

It seriously won't start.

-Oh, my God.

-Jesus.

-Hey! Guys! Fire!

-'Aden is completely speechless.'

Fire! 75,000 is on fire!

-Oh, my gosh. That's my money, mate!

-That's my money!

-That's our money going away!

-What? Ohh!

-About time!

-Whoa.

'Yep, that's his whole life flashing before his eyes.'

This is... What petrol did you guys use?

-It was the petrol there. He got it.

-You got the petrol?

-You told me to take that one.

-You didn't read the big label here?

-Can you not read? What does it say?

-For turbo cars only.

-Cars only.

-No bikes.

-No bikes. No bikes.

-This is stupid, mate!

-You've written the cheque, man.

No, no, no!

I'm not paying for that when it's like that, Frankie!

-Zack, come on! I can get another one for you.

-I'm calling my lawyers.

I can get another one.

-Aden.

-I'm so sorry.

-Aden.

ALL: You've been pranked! THEY LAUGH

It's a prank, buddy.

Oscar had us set up all this prank just to get you.

-Thanks, mate!

-No worries!

I really enjoyed pranking Aden.

I reckon it was pretty close to 75 grand, definitely.

At one point, Aden did point out

that Scotty wouldn't be the type of guy

who would buy a big, expensive bike like that.

-What? Did you say that?

-Yeah, definitely.

-HE CRACKS HIS KNUCKLES

-Just kidding, boys! Good prank!

Thanks, Scotty.

It'll be all good!

Seriously...

Oh, my God.

-Fire!

-Fire! The bike is...

-I'm so sorry.

-Aden.

ALL: You've been pranked! THEY LAUGH

-Do you have your own prank show?

-No.

-Are you pranking us?

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