Car Wash Prank Patrol Down Under

Today, Maddison joins the Prank Patrol.

Her mission, to rig up one fancy car

and convince her friend, Tanisha,

that it belongs to music diva Beyonce.

Bet she hasn't got a lot to say to Beyonce

after she thinks she's trashed her idol's wheels.

# Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Scotty and the Ninjas too

# Here we go - come on, join the Prank Patrol. #

-Are you Maddison?

-Yes.

Are you ready to make your dream prank come true?

-Yes!

-Congratulations, new member of the Prank Patrol.

-You need this - your licence to prank.

-OK.

-You also need this -

your Prank Patrol jacket.

-Hey, Mum, can I take Maddison for a while?

-Absolutely. Have fun.

Thank you. Let's get pranking.

This is Maddison. She describes herself

as the biggest goof alive and is obsessed with real estate.

She even has her on online business.

I'm Maddison. I've got this friend, Tanisha, that I want to prank.

She's always pranking me, always playing tricks on me.

For once I'd like to get one on her.

The target of Maddison's prank

is her friend, Tanisha - otherwise known as Tani.

Maddison describes her as a practical joker

but she never quite pulls it off.

It's time to show her how the experts do it.

Maddison, welcome to the very special Prank Patrol

spy van. What do you think?

Um, it's awesome but I'm not really liking the spider,

-it's freaking me out.

-You don't like spiders?

-No.

-Snakes! No?

-No.

-Tell me about who we're going to prank.

One of my best friends,

Tanisha. She's one of the craziest friends.

We always have fun together. We have a good laugh.

She's into the dancing and sport and stuff - netball and basketball.

-How about we look at our secret Prank Patrol files?

-Cool.

We'll look at the pranks,

-see if anything jumps out and we'll take it from there.

-OK.

Oh, hang up. You don't need to read that. That's just from my mum.

MADDISON READS EMAIL OUT

..lots of love, Precious. Mummy.

That's a joke. I wear fresh undies all the time.

-I don't know what that's about.

-Sure, Scotty.

-Sure.

-Sorry about that. No, that's all...

OK, so we've got one here.

Bowling Madness. Is she into ten-pin bowling? You said she was sporty.

No, not really. She's more into netball, basketball, cricket.

-Cool. We'll look at another one.

-What about that one.

-Celebrity Car Wash?

-Yes.

-I reckon she'd like that. She loves the celebrities.

-That jumps out.

We'll look and see what it says and see if it's the prank for her.

The blueprint for this prank is it's like a charity car wash day

and then something can go wrong with this celebrity.

Maybe we can ruin their car as we're washing it, that sort of stuff.

We'll blame it all on Tanisha and we'll see what her reaction is.

That sounds good.

Celebrity-wise we need to pick someone for this car wash.

We need a big-time celebrity.

-Someone that's going to make Tanisha go, "Oh, my gosh!"

-Yes.

So who's Tanisha into?

She's a self-obsessed Beyonce fan. So I think Beyonce'd be good.

OK. Sounds like we have the perfect prank for Tanisha.

Ninjas, let's roll!

We're on our way to pick up

the most suitable of cars - a car fit for a celebrity.

NINJA CHUCKLES

With the help of the Ninjas, of course.

Maddison, we need to pick a celebrity car.

You can pick any car from in here. How about this one?

-No, we need to pick a celebrity car.

-What about the silver one there?

-I don't think Beyonce would like that one.

-No?!

Well... Oh, silver one over here.

I don't think silver's Beyonce's colour.

You're fussy. You look at the cars over there.

-I'll check out over here.

-Cool.

-See you soon.

Argh!

Ninjas!

That's it, Ninjas!

Time to take you on.

'The sun was high and the wind was low.

'And word had gotten round that Car-Beeper Kid had a challenge on.

'A stranger from out of town.

'The Car-Beeper Kid, he drew and drew

'but his beepers were no good.

'And the beep the stranger beeped at him,

'beeped him down - just where he stood...'

-BEEPING

-'..and beat him to the draw.

'Oh, Ninjas!

'Next time...'

-Scotty, I've found it. This one.

-Oh-ho-ho!

-Maddison, this is a limo!

-Yeah.

-This'll be perfect. I think Beyonce

-would love this sort of ride, don't you?

-Definitely.

I don't think our celebrity would drive anything less than a limo.

-I think this is definitely Beyonce's style.

-Ooh.

-That's sweet.

-Actually, what about the silver one?

-That one over there?

-Yeah.

-I'll go and check it out.

NINJA CHUCKLES

Hey! How about we trash not one car but TWO cars?

Maddison, we've two cars. Do you have your licence?

Um, sorry, Scotty. I'm only 14.

Oh...

OK, well I guess I have to drive both cars myself then.

Hmm, this prank might just take a while getting started, I think.

This could take a while.

I'll leave it to the Prank Patrol producers to organise a car hire.

Know someone that thinks they're hot stuff?

Well, here's your chance to cool them off with today's recipe.

All you need is a rubber band, some sticky tape...

a sink with a spray hose and a bit of patience.

First,

place the rubber band around the trigger of the hose.

If it's too obvious looking, use the sticky tape.

Next, angle the nozzle so that when you're target turns the tap on,

the spray is aimed right in their direction.

Then all that's left to do, is to sit back

and wait for your target to get COOLED off.

The latest Prank Patrol member, Maddison,

is out to prank her best friend, Tanisha,

at a fake charity car wash.

Tanisha is going to think she's personally cleaning

superstar Beyonce's ride.

But what she's really doing is washing a car

rigged to fall apart.

-A long trip.

-Yeah.

-So, do you know anything about cars?

-Not really.

That's why I brought you here. This guy is a master of special effects

and also knows a thing or two about cars. Meet Brian.

This guy has an impressive history

of all sorts of special effects in the movies

and happens to be pretty handy with cars. So he's definitely our man.

Tell Brian what we want from him.

We're doing a prank on my friend, Tanisha.

And we're doing like a charity car wash.

We're hoping something terrible could happen to the car.

Maybe have the bumper fall off

and maybe trash Beyonce's limo.

You know how to play up on car, Brian. What do you think?

We can do the bumper bar and maybe look at what else we can do to it.

Let's go and look.

-This is Clint.

-Hey, Clint.

-There you go.

-Hi, Clint.

What are we doing, Clint?

We've taken the bumper bar off.

We're going to make it fall off when we ask it to.

This is the stranger's car. How do you think Tanisha'll go

-when a bumper falls off.

-She'll be super surprised.

The way it's going, I could do with muscle here.

-You got any mates?

-I'll help you out.

Maddison, can you give me a hand?

-What do you want me to do?

-Make sure this bumper's in position.

'Maddison is a natural when it comes to picking up

'the tricks of the trade.'

Clint, it's all plugged in and ready to go. Put the hood down

-and...

-We're away.

-..Bob's your uncle.

HORN BLARES

'First lesson of the master prankster -

'never turn your back on your students.'

Prank number one sorted. What other trouble can we come up with?

If we want some sparks and fireworks for our fake Beyonce encounter,

we're going to have to add a few of our own.

To number one.

Oh...

Number two.

Three, which is smoke.

-Oh, that's...

-Oh, my gosh.

This car's had it. It's done. Not good enough for Beyonce.

-It's all Tanisha's fault.

-She's going to freak.

-See you, Brian.

-See you.

-Bye.

-See you prank day.

There's something on your face.

-Just a little bit higher.

-There?

-Here, I'll get it. Yes, much better.

Hello, officer.

INAUDIBLE WHISPERS

What's wrong?

What?! 700 bucks?!

For wearing socks with sandals?!

-NINJA CHUCKLES

-Oh...!

Ninjas!

Ooh! GROWLING

NINJAS CHUCKLE

Duh..?

Argh!

-Er?

-Whoo!

-MUMBLES

-Hah!

Hey! SHE GASPS

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Argh!

Ooh...

SHE SHRIEKS

Newest Prank Patrol member Maddison is about to cut loose

on best friend Tanisha at a charity car wash.

With cars set to fall apart,

spark up and pour smoke,

Tanisha is in for a big shock

when she destroys a music diva's car.

So Maddison, this is the car wash

where your prank is going to take place today.

Tanisha'll think she's working on a charity event

although she'll wish it wasn't so charitable

because we are going to prank her so good.

-How are you feeling? Are you excited?

-Looking around,

I think it'll go really well. I think she'll be surprised.

Hey, did you know that before I worked in Prank Patrol

I actually worked in a car wash?

-Really?!

-Yea. Actually, I'll show you something. Wait there.

Sorry about that. It's an initiation into the whole car wash industry.

-That's not fair.

-Why, you little...!

Maddison, meet our Prank Patrol actors.

Give them instructions on how you want our actors to act.

-Start with the car wash owner.

-OK, you're the car wash boss

-so you've got to be really happy.

-I'm the boss.

-Yes, like that.

-Now, customer.

-OK, you're grumpy.

-Grumpy.

-And you're cranky.

-Cranky. Like...

-GROANS

-..cranky.

-That's very grumpy. And then, Beyonce.

Beyonce, you're a bit of a diva.

When stuff happens to your car and smoke and sparks...

I can't believe this is happening to me! Oh, my God!

-THEY CHUCKLE

-Yeah.

Perfect, guys. Thanks. Good luck.

Tani is going to be the best prank ever.

Well done. Love you lots, honey. Congratulations.

I hope you get Tani really good and I hope she falls for it. Good luck.

Maddison, it's time to get this prank in motion.

We need to call Tanisha and suck her in.

Do you know what you're going to say?

-Yup.

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-Good luck.

MOBILE RINGS OUT

-'Hello.'

-Hi, it's Maddi. May I please speak to Tani?

-'Hi, Maddi.'

I've got like this charity car wash on Wednesday

for a couple of hours. Do you mind?

-'That's cool.'

-All right. Well, I'm in the back yard chasing the rabbit

-so can I ring you back maybe later tonight?

-'OK, cool.'

All right. Love you. Bye.

-She's in?

-Yeah.

-Put it here. There's only one thing left to do.

-Do you know what that is?

-No.

Release the Ninjas!

The blueprint for Maddison's prank

is starstruck friend, a love letter, damage to a stranger's car,

spotting a famous diva

and the total destruction of a celebrity's ride.

I'm nervous about the prank but I'm more nervous

about how Tani will react when she finds out that it was me.

She might be a little bit angry but we'll have a good laugh afterwards.

-Good day.

-Bye, sweetheart.

'It's prank time.

'here's Maddison and Tanisha

'right on time for a hard day's work at the charity car wash.'

-Bye, Mum.

-Maddison and Tani, come in.

-Thanks for helping...

-That's all right.

-..I really appreciate it.

I'll just get rid of this sponge.

Um, we'll start with overalls.

'Time for dress up, girls.'

Two. There's one for you.

-One for you. They go over your clothes.

-Do we just...?

-Yes.

-Oh, probably take my shoes off.

-Make sure we have enough sponges.

Oh, I feel cute.

Perfect. You look ready to wash cars.

-Ooh!

-Ooh!

-Oh, here we go.

-Customer.

'First car up for the day,

'a nice, normal wash to set the scene.

'And time for the pranking to begin.'

All right,

I'll leave you girls to clean this while I look at the tank

to check the water. Yes, that's perfect.

Um, I've just got to fix the tank.

-Good day, girls.

-Hi.

Could you wind your window up so we don't get the water in?

-OK.

-Yeah. Sorry. Thanks.

-Good. Hadn't thought of that.

-I'll see you in a bit.

-Yeah. OK. Bye.

Oh, God, this is such a bad car.

-Can I wipe his window?

-If you want to, you do it.

-It's got like cobwebs all over it.

-Ew!

-Keep doing up the front a bit

and I'll do up the back.

-OK, cool.

-So, I'll just do... Do the bonnet and stuff.

'Damaging the car already?!

'We didn't plan that one!'

-Don't want anyone to complain. What is...

-'OK, here we go.'

-I know.

-CLUNK!

-What happened?

-CHUCKLES: What's that?

Oh, my God. Tani...

-What happened?

-I don't know.

Tani, the bumper fell off.

-Leave it, leave it, leave it.

-Oh, my God!

'Oh, Maddison!'

SHE SQUEALS

-CAR HORN BEEPS CONTINUOUSLY

-'Watch it, girls.

-'This car might self-destruct.'

-Argh!

-Oh!

HORN BLARES

Oh...

GIRLS WHIMPER

-Nice and shiny.

-Pardon?

I have no idea.

'Quick, girls. Quick!'

-What happened?

-We were cleaning the top...

-We washed...

-..and it fell off.

-What? It just fell off?! Who did this?

-We didn't do anything.

We were just washing it and then it just feel off. When we touched it...

You washed it off the ground. This is... This is my baby.

But it's not a very good car.

It might not look like one but it's MY "not very good" car.

-Who's in charge? Who's going to pay for this?

-'Pay for THIS?!

'Yeah, right(!)'

-What's the hold up?

-Um, something...

Look at this. Look at what they did!

-We didn't do anything. We were cleaning the top and it fell off.

-Eh?

-Are you going to pay for this?

-Just... It...

Oh...

I just bought this!

This is outrageous, mate.

--

-It's an old car.

--

-No, you are going to pay for this.

You, sir, will hear from my lawyer.

--

-What?

--

-I'm never coming back here again.

MADDISON GIGGLES

Step back, he might run us over.

-That was a bit exciting.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-See, this is a better car.

-Yes, this is nice.

Hopefully, this one stays in one piece, eh?

'Time for another decoy car before Beyonce turns up.'

That's, um...

'All is calm. Not for long though.

'Let's kick this prank into gear.

'And here she is - right on time.'

Tani...

-Hey, mate.

-Hey.

-How you doing?

Tani?

-And you've got to do a really good job. Is that all right?

-Yes.

-'Don't you worry about that.'

-Quick. I want to see who it is.

-We've got a big one, girls.

-Ooh!

-She does.

-Apparently, there's, um...

Apparently, there's some music, um,

music girl who's in town to do a music deal

and she's heard about the charity.

-She's come down and she wants to support the cause.

-Do you know who?

She's just... I don't know. I'm sure he said something about my bouncy.

-Bouncy?

-What?

-Bouncy.

-I don't know.

'Bouncy?! Come on!'

Wait. What did you say her name was?

-Bouncy.

-Bouncy?

-No, I don't know.

-Um...

Beyon... Beyonce?

She's not even in Australia, is she?

-Yes, she is.

-Yes, she is.

I think that might be it. I think that's it.

'That's right, girls. A big-time celebrity

'in a big-time prank.'

Apparently, this car was a gift from her husband

-to tour in.

-Ah!

-So...

-'Just as predicted.

'Tanisha can't believe her luck.

'She's actually touching Beyonce's car.'

SQUEALS

I so want to sit inside it.

Don't you dare.

I'm just so excited!

My God, Tani, if it's really...

Don't break it. Don't break it.

I need this. Don't break it. Don't break it. Let me do the front.

Yeah, just like...

Yeah, um, do the bonnet and I'll do the boot.

Oh, my God, can you imagine if that's her? Oh, my God.

-I will actually like poo my pants.

-You're gross!

'Now that IS totally gross.'

-Oh, my God! Tani...

-I know what my dad would say.

Tani, Tani, Tani, let's get in.

-I'm getting in.

-You're getting in?

-Yeah. Just get in.

-Oh, Maddi.

-Come on. Come on.

-Oh, no! Don't, Maddi.

'Maddison, are you crazy? That's Beyonce's limo!'

-I'm getting in.

-No, I'm not getting in.

-They're coming.

-Tani, get in. They're not coming.

-Oh, my God.

If you don't get out, I'll kill you.

Get out!

-Oh, my God, Tani! You've got to see this.

-Maddi, get out!

A letter. There is a letter.

-Read it. Read it. Read it.

-It says, "Beyonce..."

Get in the car! Get in the car!

-They're coming. They're coming, Maddi.

-They're not coming.

-Oh, Maddi, get out.

-"..Dear darling Beyonce,

"this limo is a special present

"from me to you. It's like the car I proposed to you in."

-Tani, Tani, Tani!

-You are kidding me. You are...

I'm getting out. I'm getting out.

-They may come.

-I'm keeping the letter.

-Maddi, get out of the car.

Right, clean the front of the car again.

Just do the front and I'll do the back.

-Tani, it's so her car.

-It doesn't actually say "Beyonce"?

-Yes.

-SQUEALS

-Do the front again.

-How's it going?

-Oh, my God, it's Beyonce!

-Oh, I know.

She's so much bigger than like...

'Oh! Oh, no!'

I think it's the electricity.

'Some explosive electricity all right!'

-Can you turn it off?

-Oh, dear, that is NOT good.

That is not good.

Oh, jeepers. What happened? Oh...

Oh.. Um...

-Get away from it.

-What'll I do? Maybe it's because of the water.

Come on, Tani. No, we'll just check it out. We'll just see.

-I don't want to, I'm scared.

-They aren't going to be happy, are they?

-Shall we leave it?

-Just stay here.

-'Shall we just leave it?!'

-No, Maddi, I'm scared.

-Don't worry. Look.

-I'm scared, Maddi.

-This has been the weirdest day ever.

-I know.

'And cue Beyonce's very special PA.'

What's all the smoke?

-Girls? 'Looking good.'

-We didn't do anything,

-I swear.

-It wasn't us.

-We just...

-Oh, I can't believe this is happening.

-No, please,

-it wasn't us.

-Who's responsible?

-I don't know.

This is unbeliev... This cannot be happening! This is...

What's going on?

I don't know. It's...something to do with the electrics, I think.

How do you go from washing a car

-to making it smoke?

-We didn't do anything.

-It must be someone's fault.

I'll get blamed for it.

I'm the one that'll be sacked working for Beyonce.

But it's not our fault.

-It's...

-How can it not be your fault?

-We came in...

-We were washing...

-Are you old enough to work here?

-We didn't do anything, though.

-It's for charity...

'All right, time to let her off the hook.'

Do you know what happens when this happens to Beyonce?

-Do you know what happens?

-No.

-No.

-We say, "You've been pranked!"

Oh!

-Tell her.

-You've been on Prank Patrol, Tanisha.

-Oh, my God.

-Yes, Tanisha! How are you?

I'm so annoyed.

You got set up by Maddison and this whole thing, everyone's in on it.

-That is not Beyonce, that is an actor.

-I know, but...

-Tell her all about it, Maddison.

-I hate you SO much.

I didn't want to get in the car because I thought it was all real.

I don't think it'll affect our friendship at all

but I feel like I have to get her back now.

CAR HORN BLARES

-Oh, my God, Tani.

-What is it?

SHRIEKS

This is not very good.

Ooh, jeepers.

I can't believe this is happening.

-We say, "You've been pranked!"

-Oh!

GIGGLES

I hate you SO much!

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