Car Crush Kaboom Prank Patrol Down Under

Look out, Australia.

Keep checking over your shoulder, behind the curtains,

and even under the cushions on your couch,

because Prank Patrol has hit the road.

So, buckle up, as we head off into this wide, brown land

that is Australia, for the all-new Prank Patrol road trip.

Oh, yeah!

Today, Gideon joins us on our Prank Patrol road trip

for an all-exploding prank.

Why is this happening?

# Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Scotty and the Ninjas too

# Here we go - come on, join the Prank Patrol. #

Wow!

We head off on our road trip.

A lot of people are really sad to see me leave.

Thanks, Mr Driver. People lining the streets to see me off.

Bye, everyone. Poor things!

They'll really miss me, and the Ninjas, they've set up

this massive party with thousands of people to say goodbye.

Plus we're going to unveil the brand-new Prank Patrol van.

We're here.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I can't tell you how proud I am to see that so many of you have

turned up today to catch a glimpse of the brand-new Prank van.

It warms my heart to know that thousands of you

are going to miss me, Scotty Tweedie, Prank Patrol host,

on my pranking journey across Australia.

Looking out at you now, I can safely say

you're my best friends.

RECORDED CHEERING

LACKLUSTRE APPLAUSE

NINJAS GIGGLE

On this special day...

DOGS HOWL

Ninjas, put that back on track number one.

PRANK PATROL THEME PLAYS

The one before that? Just go back to...

RECORDED CHEERING

On this special day, it gives me great...

ROOSTER CROWS

Forget it. You're ruining this day. Go and get the van.

Ladies and gentlemen,

it is my great pleasure today to reveal to you, for the first time,

the amazing Prank Patrol spy camper van.

No, no, no!

Stop! Stop!

And here it is - the all-new,

souped-up, all-terrain,

Prank Patrol spy campervan!

ENGINE REVS

Hey! Wait for me!

Bye, everyone! Got to get pranking. Wish me luck!

Ninjas, let's drive.

TYRES SQUEAL

This is Gideon.

He loves carving it up on the slopes

and when he's not horsing around, he's relaxing with some tunes.

Prank Patrol, I need your help.

I need you to help me prank my mate, Harrison.

He's smart, strong and funny,

everything you need to have a good time with a prank.

Our prankee is Gideon's best friend, Harrison.

Harrison loves outdoor adventures, and indoor fun, too,

and when he's not locked in an air hockey battle,

you'll find him jamming with his mate, Giddy.

-Hey, which one of you guys is Gideon?

-Yes.

-Gideon, I collected you some firewood.

-We have a gas burner.

Oh, OK, I'm going to put these back exactly where I got them from.

CAT MIAOWS AND DOGS BARK

Gideon, did you ask Prank Patrol to help freak out a friend

-with a fiendish prank?

-Yeah.

Well, congratulations!

You are the newest member of the Prank Patrol.

You'll need that, that is your pass to prank,

you'll need this...

A sleeping bag?

Whoops! Mind out!

This... your official Prank Patrol

road trip jacket and you're going to join us on the first leg

of our road trip.

Mum and Dad, can we take Gideon and you enjoy camping on your own?

-Absolutely.

-Good to go?

-Yes.

-Right, let's get out of here.

-See you, guys.

-Bye!

-Gideon, before we plan our prank on Harrison, guess what?

-What?

You are going to be the first person in the entire universe

to see our brand new Prank Patrol spy campervan. Come on!

And here it is!

In all its glory, the Prank Patrol spy campervan.

-What do you think?

-Awesome.

Over here, we got GPS sat-nav technology.

Over there, we've got our prankee tracking devices.

Over there, we've got some listening devices.

The mainframe, all this stuff gets the information

-we need for our pranks. Do you like it?

-Yeah.

And this is my favourite part of the van - the back.

This is where I like to hang out.

What we need to do, all this pranking technology is absolutely

useless without pranking someone.

So, let's get to work.

Tell me all about Harrison.

He's my friend from school. We do a lot of stuff together.

I think it would be cool if I give him a prank.

-Any idea how we can prank him?

-I don't know but I want it to be big.

Big, I like that word.

Especially for our first prank on our road trip.

How does crushing cars sound?

Sounds great.

Because that's, quite possibly, our biggest prank

and it will be the best way to kick off our road trip.

-Want to check it out?

-Yeah.

-Have a look.

It's going to be great for Harrison.

What we'll do is send you, Harrison and your dad to a junkyard,

but when you guys are there,

you're going to stumble across an inventor, and to top it all off,

let's just say there's going to be a crushing finale to this prank.

-So, is this the perfect prank for Harrison?

-Definitely.

There's so much work we need to do for this prank.

-You ready to get to work?

-Let's go!

-I'm so excited.

Let's kick of this road trip. Strap ourselves in. Ninjas, hit the road!

NINJAS GIGGLE

-Road trip!

-Yeah.

This prank is a big one.

To pull it off, we'll need a one-stop prank shop.

I want to introduce you to one of my old uni buddies.

Her name is Veronica Van Den Schlingenburger.

Her and I studied prankology together

and I thought she'd give us great inspiration for your crazy car.

-What do you think? Want to meet her?

-Yeah.

-OK, let's do it.

-Let's go.

BOTH: Oh, sorry!

Look, can you help us out with a prank?

Think you could help us with wackological,

prankological, technological advice?

-What are you guys looking?

-Awesome, those lines.

Look, we're using this prank with an inventor, but his inventions

are really bad, so we need to create some really, really bad inventions.

-OK, I think I can help you. Come on!

-Yes!

Gentlemen, let me introduce you to the art of chindogu.

It turns out that chindogu...

is a hilarious Japanese art

of inventing everyday gadgets that work.

But to actually use them, you end up looking pretty silly.

-Like what?

-Like these scrubbing gloves

that do the scrubbing for you, or you

can attach a cloth to your baby to clean the floor for you.

My personal favourite is the dog that cleans up after itself.

What about this machine, you put fresh bread into it.

When the bread comes out, it's hot and crunchy.

Think you mean a toaster.

Yeah, a toaster.

A toaster?

What about a newspaper retriever

-that retrieves the newspaper every morning?

-That is perfect chindogu.

I have no idea where he came from, but, anyway.

I'll tell you what, we've got a pretty long list of terrible

inventions for our terrible inventor, so I'll give it to

the art department to work on it for your prank ASAP.

Giddyup, we've got to get out of here.

Thank you so much for the crash course on chindogu.

Spectacular, as always, you were spectacular.

Know someone who thinks they're a tough cookie?

Well, take them a lesson with today's recipe.

For this recipe, you need some cream filled cookies,

some cream cheese and garlic butter.

First, gently twist apart the cookie, carefully scrape off

the icing, and replace it with cream cheese mixed with garlic powder.

Put the cookies back together,

then leave them somewhere where your friend will find them.

When they take a bite of what they think is a regular cookie,

they'll be grossed out! Bleurgh!

But that's the way the cookie crumbles.

While Veronica was a big help, there's still one more thing

we need to do to achieve ultimate pranking glory.

OK, Gideon, because your top-secret weapon car has a massive laser,

I thought you and I could do a little bit of laser work ourselves.

So, that's why I brought us here, pre-prank training,

to do a bit of laser tag.

-Scotty, isn't that a bit of a stretch?

-Dude?

Do you want to play laser tag or not?

I've got to warn you, though, I'm kind of like a world expert

when it comes to laser tag.

I thought it'd be pretty unfair if I played just the way I am,

which is why I'm going to do the whole thing blindfolded!

Are you sure that's a good idea?

No, don't worry, fear not, my friend. It'll be all good.

My senses will keep me out of harm's way.

I feel sorry for you guys, because you're probably not going to win.

All right. You guys ready?

Blindfold, check.

All right, everybody. You ready?

-Yeah.

-Let the games begin!

Guys?

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Good game, guys.

-Wait a minute, where's Scotty?

-MUFFLED SPEECH

I'm coming to get you guys.

You can't hide for ever!

No, no, ninjas, it's fine, I've got this.

I've got this, I've got this.

I need to put my gear away. Whoa!

CRASH!

Ninjas!

-Aaah!

-Aaah!

Ha-ha-ha!

-Aaah!

-Aaah!

Ha-ha-ha!

-Aaah!

-Aaah!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Aaah!

-Aaah!

Ha-ha-ha!

-Aaah!

-Aaah!

Ha-ha-ha!

-Aaah!

-Aaah!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha-ha!

Aaah!

You get back, quiet!

Ha-ha-ha!

-Aaah!

-Aaah!

Aaah!

-Aaah!

-Crikey!

Our latest Prank Patrol Road Trip guest, Gideon,

is about to prank his best mate, Harrison, in a car crushing...

Go, go!

..blasting, laser-licking junkyard disaster.

But will this high-tech pyrotechnic prank just end in recycled rubbish?

Oh, wow! Check this out!

Does it look like a real junkyard?

Definitely.

What is Harrison going to do when he turns up to this place?

He'll be blown away.

It is awesome.

Now, this is your inventor's crazy laser car, so we've

got our big laser shooter up there, and as a special treat,

just between you and I,

those barrels over there are going to go sky high.

Awesome.

What's Harrison going to do when they shoot up?

He's going to freak out.

That's what I love.

So, the gameplan is a big claw's going to come round there,

pick up the car, crush it, that machine there's going to put it

into that crusher over there,

that'll compact it into a tiny, little box.

We're missing one thing. Do you know what it is?

No.

Our inventor.

Now, hang on. I'm just going to use my senses to find out where he is.

Oh, not the senses again.

He's that way. Come with me.

Ha-ha-ha!

And here he is.

So, Gideon, I'd like to introduce you to Jim, our inventor,

played by our Prank Patrol actor, Scott.

G'day, Gideon.

Hi, Scott.

Now, first things first. Scott, great name.

Gideon, how do you want Scott to play Jim in the prank?

A little bit scatterbrained, nutty, all over the place.

The worst inventor you possibly can be.

I reckon I could do that.

-We'll see you in the prank.

-Thank you.

-Gideon, we're missing one thing now. Do you know what?

-No.

Harrison!

Oh.

All right, let's give him a call.

I am so excited. How are you feeling?

I'm so excited, too.

We need to call Harrison and invite him to the car wreckage yard.

-Do you know what you're going to say?

-Yeah.

-Got the whole back story covered?

-Yeah.

Well, let's do it, and I'll talk to you after the call.

Let's go.

Good luck, my friend.

PHONE RINGS

'Hello?'

Hi, is that Harrison?

'Yeah, it's Harrison.'

Oh, hi.

My dad is going to this car wrecking yard.

He's got a guy who he's doing some building for.

Would you like to come along?

I'm allowed to bring a friend because I'm going with him.

'Sure. Is there something happening there, or is it just...'

No, no.

No, but they're really cool, yeah, yeah.

'OK, sounds great.'

Thanks, bye, Harrison.

All right, bye.

Bye.

Ha-ha-ha! Give me five!

How do you reckon that went?

Cool.

We are all sorted to go. You feeling good?

There's one thing I need to do, though, and I love this,

and I've missed it.

Release the ninjas!

The blueprint for Gideon's prank is a junk yard full of, well, junk,

a barrel load of barrels,

a car-crushing claw, an inventive remote-control newspaper retriever,

and a laser-zapping, top-secret hazard-ridden hatchback.

I think when Harrison sees the barrels flying into the air,

he's going to duck and run for cover and be very scared.

Good luck, sweetheart. I know you're going to do really well.

I know you're looking forward to the challenge,

and I can't wait to see you take it on.

Harrison, you'd better be ready for the prank,

because it's going to be big and I'm going to get you!

It's Prank Day.

-G'day, guys.

-Oh, hi.

Good to see you again, buddy.

Gideon and Harrison.

Harrison, how are you, buddy?

This is our protective gear. We'll get that popped on.

OK, we won't be too long.

OK, Benny, we've got that meeting. We'll leave you guys to it.

Jim, are you all right to...?

It's time to get the parents out.

How are you? You guys like junk?

What is all this stuff?

When they break some stuff, I come and make stuff.

You take the junk people leave?

Yeah, it's amazing what people throw away.

I make it into stuff. I'm a full-on inventor. Check this out.

This is my remote-control newspaper retriever.

-Nice invention, Gideon.

-Oh, my God.

-Do you want to see it work?

-KIDS: Yeah.

All right, hang on. I'll put it there.

OK. See that pipe over there?

OK.

I've got the remote control.

There we go.

So I'll pick up that pipe.

Whoa, no, wait, back, stop!

Stop, stop!

OK, that was working before.

Still pretty cool, though.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. It needs a bit of work.

-A bit?!

-You guys can help me out.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

I need to take the back off this and check out this,

because I reckon it might be that.

Can you just have a look on the table

and any electronics that you find, like, any wires.

I'm just going to, yeah, I'm going to sort this out.

Wow, there's loads here.

Yeah, cool. What's this?

Hey, look, Harrison!

What? Are we allowed to be on this side?

Well, it's fine.

Look at this thing. It's got a screen. It's like touchscreen.

Uh-oh. Did that say 'Car activated'?

No, well.

Don't touch it.

That is not how it works here on Prank Patrol, Harrison.

Whoa, come over here! Look at this, look.

What was that? Did you..?

Car activated.

Now you've done it.

No, Harrison, stay.

You're right, Harrison. It could lead to all sorts of mischief.

-CAR HORN HONKS

-No, no.

What's all that honking all about?

-I told you not to...

-What are you doing?

-What is it? Hi.

-I told you not to.

Yeah, just...

No, but the horn just started going.

Oh, that's, erm, cos that's...

We found a pretty cool wire.

Yeah, big blue one.

It's a bit secret. It's my new invention.

That's pretty cool.

You ain't seen nothing yet, Harrison!

I wasn't going to show this, because I haven't shown anyone.

It's worth millions. This is going to make me millions of dollars.

Yeah.

-Kind of a remote-control car.

-Wow.

Do you want to have a look at it?

-Yeah!

-Yeah.

And here she is. The machine.

Check it out. Come and have a look.

Wow.

Check it out. Isn't she beautiful?

BOYS: Yeah.

I made her, put her together all by myself.

Come over here, and I'll show you how it works.

-All right, this is voice-activated.

-Wow.

All right? OK.

Activate windscreen wipers.

MACHINE: Windscreen wipers activated.

Oh, my God!

Isn't that great?

Windscreen wipers off.

MACHINE: Windscreen wipers stop.

That is awesome.

What do you reckon?

That's amazing.

-Isn't that cool?

-Yeah.

And that's just from junk.

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

I'll show you one more. This is really cool.

This is out in warfare, and stuff.

Oh, yeah?

And it needs, like, a smokescreen, so...

OK. Activate smoke halo.

MACHINE: Smoke halo activated.

Oh!

Whoa!

-It works.

-That is awesome, that is amazing.

Deactivate smoke halo.

MACHINE: Smoke halo deactivated.

-How cool is that?

-That's great.

A guy from the Australian Secret Service...

Secret Service?

..look at that today.

I'm going to show them, because they may start producing it.

This is serious stuff.

Do you know what this means?

Yeah, I know.

That's, like, billions.

Maybe multi-millions.

-No, I think billions.

-What's a billion between friends?

There's other stuff you should see.

There's a laser that I made out of a microwave.

-Oh, my God.

-The face of a microwave.

-Yeah.

That shoots invisible particles and can blow stuff up.

-How cool is that?

-That is awesome.

A car with a laser on it.

I love lasers.

Actually, oh, God. The guy's running late.

You guys wait here,

because the guys are supposed to be here soon.

Just keep it under your hat, all right?

Top secret, all right?

Don't touch it!

Don't touch!

No way, Harrison! We've only just begun.

Did you try and pull that apart?

No, it was like that.

MACHINE: Warning. Overheating.

I didn't touch anything, I promise.

What's it doing?

What did that say?

MACHINE: Activating laser system.

Press the release button again.

Wait for him to come back.

Oh, just press it.

Right.

Stop!

MACHINE: Target acquired.

It's saying something.

MACHINE: In five, four, three.

It's going to...

That's right, Gideon.

Get Harrison into one of those prearranged safety zones.

Run, Harrison, run!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh!

No, no, no!

-No, Harrison.

-Idiot.

-Harrison...

-You are an idiot.

-We're meant to stay here.

-You're an idiot.

-Harrison, it's OK, now.

-Don't touch.

-It's OK.

-Don't touch.

-OK.

MACHINE: Laser system deactivated.

I told you not to touch.

The alarm started going off and no-one touched anything!

Where's the remote? Did you guys...? What did you do?

-No, we didn't touch anything. The alarm started, and then, bam!

-What?

The alarm started going off, and then, bam!

Did you press anything?

No. Well, I didn't.

-Are you sure?

-I'm sure.

Harrison was next to it.

Yeah, I was there, undoing the wire.

All right. Are you all right?

I'm just going to deactivate the remote, all right?

Will that help?

-Good idea.

-Deactivate remote.

MACHINE: Remote control deactivated.

All right. The Secret Service is coming today.

You're not spies, or anything, are you?

-No!

-No!

Wild accusations!

From the other side? You're not..?

Just ordinary kids.

You know, because it just seems like you're sabotaging, that's all.

I'm just going to give that a once over, so just wait here,

and I'll just...

Don't touch it!

Why do you think it's black and yellow?

-I told you not to press it.

-Well...

-Sssh!

Is this the calm before the storm?

Just don't press anything, OK?

Jim. Jim.

Oh, no.

Your special guest is at the front gate.

-Now?

-Uh-oh!

The bloke in a suit. He's waiting at the gate.

Uh, OK. I'll be right there.

All right, I'll leave it right there.

OK, this is really important.

That is worth 1 million.

OK, OK.

I can't even tell you how much that's worth to me. All right.

I've got to go and get this guy.

Cool.

Don't touch!

-SIREN WAILS

-I didn't touch it!

MACHINE: Did you say initiate self-destruct?

No, we didn't.

MACHINE: self-destruct sequence initiated.

Here we go!

Just stay here.

MACHINE: Complete self-destruction of vehicle in seven...

Hold on tight, Harrison!

Oh, no!

Block ears.

-Guys, what did you do?

-Nothing.

It's in self-destruct.

That's not the self-destruct sequence, is it?

It's scary.

It can't blow up!

Oh, no, please!

Oh, no, no, please!

Here it comes!

Oh, no!

What did you do?

Nothing!

-What did you do?

-Nothing!

Car crushed. Kaboom!

Oh, no, no!

Oh, guys!

Watch out!

We're not just dropping it. We're going to crush it.

Oh, yeah!

I can't believe this. It's my whole life, crushed!

We're so sorry. We didn't do anything.

Billions and billions of dollars!

We're so sorry!

Where is this prototype you wanted to see?

It's crushed.

-Which one of you's Gideon?

-That would be me.

What's going on here?

You've just been pranked by the Prank Patrol!

Pranked by the Prank Patrol, Harrison!

Tell me, what did you think was going on?

I have no idea!

I thought he reacted very well, the way I thought he would react.

I felt really guilty, but he was very freaked out at some points.

I didn't suspect anything.

-Was that the craziest thing you've ever seen?

-Oh, yeah.

Well, guess what? You just got pranked by the Prank Patrol!

Give me a high five, Gideon, and you, too!

Behind you, we have got our Prank Patrol kitchen.

We've got a sink, taps, stove, and the best party food ever,

so look in here...

Are you kidding?

Ninja beans?

And that's all we've got?

You know what happens when I eat beans. It's only a small van!

You'd better keep the door open. FARTS