Dog Gone Disaster Prank Patrol Down Under

Today, Lily joins the Prank Patrol road trip.

Her mission is to train a dog

to be on its maddest and baddest behaviour -

so bad that her best friend Caitlyn looks like the worst dog-sitter

in the world, especially when this is no ordinary dog.

It belongs to the famous pop star Lady Gaga, or actually,

someone that looks like Lady Gaga,

played by one of our actors on the Prank Patrol team.

# Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan And see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Scotty and the Ninjas too

# Here we go

# Come on, join the Prank Patrol! #

Hello!

Anybody?

I think I'm trapped in a... in a screen!

-Oh, how bizarre, Lil!

-Hey!

-What is that?

-What is it?

-Hey, you! Can you help me?

-What's wrong?

I'm trapped in a screen. I can't get out.

Dude, just walk that way.

Huh?

HE CHUCKLES

Waaargh! Ugh! Ah-ha-ha.

Oh-ho-ho.

Oh, thank you so much for that, guys.

Yeah, I've been in there for hours.

Just me and my best friend, Sock Puppet. Good guy.

Doesn't talk much, but I can't live without him.

Hang on a minute!

-Is your name Lily?

-Yeah.

-As in the Lily that applied for Prank Patrol?

-Yes!

Congratulations, dude! You are the newest recruit.

You'll need that, which is your pass to prank.

You also need this one, Lily. Your Prank Patrol road trip jacket.

Pop that on. Mum, Lily's applied to do some serious pranking with me.

Is that cool with you?

Sure, but can you take very good care of Lily?

-You've got yourself a deal.

-Excellent.

-All right, you ready to go?

-Yeah. Bye, Mum!

-Have fun.

-See you, Mum. Have a good one!

-See ya!

This is Lily.

Lily loves animals, summer sports,

the ancient art of throwing a thong, kitchen capers, and HAIR guitar.

Hi, Prank Patrol. I need help to prank my best friend Caitlyn

because she loves Prank Patrol and I want to see her reaction.

CAMERAS CLICK

Our prankee is Lily's best friend, Caitlyn.

Caitlyn loves to keep fit, whether it's swinging a rod,

on a rope or chasing a ball.

I hope Lily remembers that she's also a crack at the martial arts.

Welcome! In you hop.

Lily, welcome to the Prank Patrol spy camper van.

-Great to have you here. Give me one of these. You excited?

-Yeah.

-Want to get pranking?

-Yes.

-We're getting Caitlyn. Tell me about her.

She's my best friend, sits in front of me at school

and she likes to steal my pens and hide them.

-This girl sounds like she needs a pranking!

-She does.

-Have you pranked each other before?

-No.

We're going to have to prank her without her knowing at all!

How is she going to react?

I think she's going to be confused and then laugh afterwards.

That's a good reaction. That'll be fun. So, pranking business.

Any ideas how we can prank Caitlyn?

-Well, she likes dogs.

-Now, this is cool.

This is a great starting point.

Do you know anyone famous?

-Apart from me, of course.

-HE LAUGHS

Scotty Tweedie, Prank Patrol.

-Scotty!

-Oh, yes. Sorry, sorry, sorry! Caught in the moment there.

-Anyone famous?

-No, but she's a huge fan of Lady Gaga.

-Lady Gaga?

-Huge fan.

-HE CHUCKLES

Lily, we're going to have so much fun with this.

Check out this prank we've got here.

It could be perfect for Caitlyn. It's called Dog-Gone Disaster.

-Sounds great already.

-Well, in this prank,

you and Caitlyn will be dog-sitting. Except this is no ordinary pet.

It belongs to the one and only famous Lady Gaga.

Played by a Prank Patrol actor, of course. Would she like that?

-Yeah, she'll love it.

-What it'll do,

it's going to make a huge mess of the celebrity's place.

It chews up Lady Gaga's latest and most amazing piece of headgear.

And when you give the dog a bath, well, bubbles go everywhere.

Sounds awesome.

It sounds like it's going to be a disaster in there.

-Is Caitlyn going to freak out with this?

-Yeah.

To top it all off, the dog will go missing when Lady Gaga herself

is about to arrive to check up on the costume and her beloved pet.

This is going to be so cool.

-So, Lily, tell me, is this the one for Caitlyn?

-Yes, it is.

-Ready to get started?

-Yes, I am.

Let's get buckled up, and Ninjas, let's hit the road.

So first things first -

we need to find the perfect dog to play Lady Gaga's beloved pet.

'This dog is going to need to have good looks, charisma,

'and the X factor.

'Just like me.'

Lily, the main star of your show - obviously, apart from you and I -

is going to be the dog of Lady Gaga. We need to find the perfect pooch.

So what you reckon Lady Gaga's dog would be like?

Probably snobby, lots of bling, probably can sing as well.

Sounds perfect to me. You know what?

-I've got the pick the Perth puppies, so let's find a pooch!

-Let's do it.

OK, everybody.

First, competitor number one, Milo.

Sit.

Oh! Good start. Now, roll over.

Roll...over.

MILO PANTS

Roll...over!

All right. That's going to cost you, mate.

Well, I think it's time for competitor number two.

Lulu, can you step forward?

Erm, competitor number two?

Where's competitor number two?

-LIQUID SPLASHES

-What's that I'm feeling on my leg?

It's warm, it's wet...

-Oh-h-h!

-THEY LAUGH

What?! That is disgusting!

It's all on my leg!

-Eugh! Argh-h-h!

-CRASH!

-Competitor number three, Bonnie, please step forward.

-Come on!

-Come on.

-OK, Bonnie, let's see what you've got.

First thing's first, sit.

Wow!

OK, go for the high-five handshake.

Ooh! Hey, we're in the biz.

All right, Bonnie, here's a challenge for you. Do the twirl.

Can even do the twirl! Well, this dog has got the moves,

but does it have the Lady Gaga voice?

BONNIE YIPS

Whoa-ho-ho!

Right, I think we've seen enough of competitor number three.

Thank you very much, Bonnie. Two's not winning!

HE WHISPERS

All right, we've come to our decision.

It was a closely run race, except for you, competitor number two,

doing that business on my leg. You can't do that to judges!

The dog that will be playing Lady Gaga's dog is...

Drum roll, please...

Bonnie!

Hey-hey! Congratulations, Bonnie.

And we'll see you later on in the prank.

Congratulations, Bonnie, you get first prize.

Do you have a friend that gets a kick out of embarrassing you?

Well, why not return the favour with today's recipe?

All you need is a small banknote and an old piece of cloth

that's sure to make a sweet ripping sound.

Next time you head to class, bring your piece of cloth

and be sure to have your friends with their cameras ready

for the money shot.

Have someone you trust plant the banknote on the floor,

take the cloth out and get ready to rip.

Just when your friend thinks they're rich...

LAUGHTER

They'll think twice about making a fool of you next time.

The next part of our prank is for our naughty pup to get

accidentally covered in paint,

which means the girls have to wash it off before Miss Gaga arrives.

The only thing is, we want this bubble bath

to get out of control and totally freak Caitlyn out.

-Ohh, Renae!

-Oh, Scotty!

-Good to see you.

Lily, this is our Prank Patrol bubble guru.

She's actually a bubbleologist.

-Hello.

-Hello, Renae.

We need help with a massive prank we're pulling off.

Tell her what we're doing, Lily.

It's going to be me and my friend Caitlyn watching a dog,

and I want the bubbles to go everywhere.

And I want them to be as big as they can be. Can you help us?

I most certainly can.

Put these on.

All you need - dishwashing liquid, some glycerine and some water.

-Mix it together, and there's your bubble mix. Here we go, ready?

-Yeah.

SCOTTY LAUGHS

Bubbles! They were cool. That was good, but...

I've come to see you, Renae. You're the best. We want something bigger.

-You want bigger?

-Yeah.

-Yep.

-All right, Lily, put these on.

Jump in the hoop there, Lily.

All right, here we go, three, two, one...

-Wah-ha-ha!

-Whoa-ho-ho!

-RENAE LAUGHS

-What was it like in there, Lily?

-I'm speechless.

-So you happy, Lily?

-That was pretty awesome,

but now we need lots and lots and lots and lots of bubbles.

-Lots of bubbles. Like, to fill an entire room?

-Yes.

-Yes.

Well, I think you guys need... the Bubblenator 3000.

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! That is what I'm talking about.

This will definitely work in the prank.

Renae, thank you so much for all your help.

This is going to be great for the prank. You know what?

All this bubble-making is making me really parched. I'm so thirsty.

I could do with a drink. Ninjas! Chocolate milkshake.

It's my favourite as well. See, this is why you have Ninjas.

BUBBLING

-What? You...!

-NINJAS LAUGH

Grrrr! Ninjas!

THEY GIGGLE

'Hmm.'

'Hey!'

CRASH!

GIGGLING

CRASH!

-CRASH!

-'Ooh!'

-Argh!

-CRASH!

'Doo-de-doo-de-doo.'

NINJAS CHUCKLE

-CRASH!

-'Argh!'

Our latest Prank Patrol member, Lily,

is out to prank her best friend Caitlyn by convincing her that

they're dog-sitting for international superstar Lady Gaga.

But this dog not only jumps in paint and makes a huge mess,

it also decides to do a disappearing act right before

the pop star impersonator is due to arrive.

Lily, my little prankster, welcome to your prank location.

Now, you know about Lady Gaga.

Massive star, so we've got a huge house. I'll show you around soon,

but first I want you to meet someone important. Bridget!

-Hey, Scotty.

-How you doing?

So, this is Sarah, one of our Prank Patrol actors. Lily, Sarah.

-Lily, how are you?

-Good, thanks, Sarah.

-Sarah is playing Bridget,

Lady Gaga's assistant. How do you want her to play this character?

You're Lady Gaga's personal assistant,

so you need to be very businesslike and definitely make Caitlyn believe

that Lady Gaga's dog means the whole world to her.

-OK, I got it.

-Fantastic. Best of luck. We'll see later in the prank.

-See you, guys.

-Let's check out the rest of the house.

Lily, this is the rest of the house.

This is where most of the action for the prank takes place.

Now, Lady Gaga, huge pop star,

very posh and expensive-looking house. You think it's pretty cool?

-It's pretty perfect.

-Perfect for the prank. Over there,

that's where the bubbles will come out, and where we'll lose Bonnie.

We've also got two more actors to help you out as well,

so over here we've got Mariel and Courtney. They're going help you.

Mariel will be the costume lady, Courtney will be the renovator.

How do you want these guys to play their characters in the prank?

I want you guys to be big scatterbrains.

And, like, do anything to distract Caitlyn so we can make a huge mess.

-Sounds good.

-The more distractions, the more mess, guys. Best of luck.

-We'll see very shortly in the prank.

-Thanks.

-See you later. See you soon.

We've put in the hard yards.

-We've been working overtime. Feeling good for the prank?

-Yeah.

There's one more thing we need to do.

It's time to release the Ninjas!

The blueprint for Lily's prank is -

a house full of half-open paint tins ready to spill,

a growing amount of bubbles and foam,

a destroyed headpiece and a disappearing dog

that will make our unhappy star go gaga.

ALL: Good luck, Lily, hope you have lots of fun.

Caitlyn's a really big fan of Lady Gaga,

so when she sees her she's going to be so excited.

It's prank day.

Lily has brought her best friend Caitlyn over

to dog-sit at her mum's friend's luxury house.

Let's hope our prank actor,

who will be playing the part of Lady Gaga,

convinces Caitlyn this is actually superstar Lady Gaga's house.

Girls, I don't normally wear this, but, look,

we've got massive renovations going on here today

so can I please get you guys to put that on.

Ooh. Very professional.

Yes. Now, do you want to come through?

Have either of you girls

-heard of Lady Gaga?

-BOTH: Yes.

Lady Gaga?!

-Oh, that's so exciting!

-That's so cool.

I'm her personal assistant when she's here in Australia.

-You didn't know she was here at the moment, did you?

-No way!

-She's in Australia at the moment.

-My sister loves Lady Gaga.

-Does she?

Well, you can tell her that you've been in her house.

-This is her house?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Oh, cool!

She's in Australia quite often now, but, as you can see,

she's adding her personal touch.

It will look awesome. Over here. You can meet the dog. OK.

-She is a little teacup chihuahua.

-Aw!

They're going gaga over the dog now.

Lady Gaga's pride and joy.

This is, like, her baby. More important than her music.

-What's the dog's name?

-Bonnie. And, look, this is Gaga's pride and joy.

-So do you kind of get the groove?

-Did she say groove?!

PHONE RINGS This is so cool.

-Hello?

-Oh, my God.

Girls? Sorry, I've just got Gaga on the phone.

-Can you look after Bonnie, yeah?

-Oh, yeah!

Gaga official business.

-It's all good.

-She's on the phone to Lady Gaga.

All right. I've got to go.

-I really have to go run some errands.

-Uh-oh!

What if something goes wrong?

Bonnie may be cute, she may have a small mouth,

but she loves to chew and make a mess.

You have to keep an eye on her, OK?

Seriously, I've got my wardrobe girl dropping off the headpiece

for tonight's concert and then we might be having the renovator.

-It's your mum's friend?

-Yeah, yeah.

-All right, I'll see you soon.

I wouldn't leave these girls alone.

Don't go! Ohh...

I dare you to sit in that chair.

Remember, girls - dog-sitting, not musical chairs!

SHE GIGGLES

This thing is massive. Imagine putting her on this.

-DOORBELL RINGS

-Uh-oh - fun's over.

-Are you the costume lady?

-Yes, I am.

OK, we'll be out in a second.

-Hi.

-Hi.

-Is Bridget here, please?

-BOTH: No, she just left.

OK, well, I have to drop this off for Lady Gaga.

I'll just come and bring it in, then, if that's OK?

Oh, great.

-Can we see it?

-Yeah. Come round the table. Come here.

I'll show you. All right.

It's for a special event that she's performing at tonight.

Priceless, probably. It took, like, three weeks to make it.

-We're just really excited.

-Bet you are, yeah.

-I know.

-Can I please try it on?

-Mm.... If you're very careful.

-OK.

Trying on Lady Gaga's personal things?

It's quite delicate, so... OK, here. Come here. Come here.

All right.

Well, this is quite a privilege indeed.

-Oh, wow. You're a star!

-How do I look?

Show us your best Lady Gaga pose.

-What a natural.

-Make sure it doesn't fall off.

Caitlyn, do you want to try it on?

-Doesn't she do something with her hands, or something?

-Yeah.

Doesn't she call people "little monsters" or something?

Oh, my gosh. You look like Lady Gaga!

Go on. Oh, that's awesome!

-Work it, Caitlyn!

-Oh, that's awesome.

Ready and...

-That's it.

-OK, one more. Something different.

Born this way.

-Is Bonnie here?

-She's down there.

-Where is she?

-She's in the basket.

-Can we feed her? Have you got food?

It's down the hall.

Time to get this prank on the way.

Doggie food.

She's a really fussy eater, you know.

-The Ninjas have sent the prank team in to cause mayhem.

-Very fussy.

Does she have ham on Cruskits?

-Yeah.

-Paint all over the floor!

She likes it to look nice.

Nice touch.

That's all right. That's all right.

-Looks like Bonnie's off to get some help.

-Look, there's Bonnie.

What's she doing? What's wrong with her?

I think she's got paint on her... Yes.

-Oh, my... Bonnie!

-Bonnie, what did you do?

-Bonnie!

-I know it wasn't you.

-Oh, my God!

She's got paint all over her! Oh, my gosh.

-Bonnie's getting a bad rap.

-We'll need to give her a bath.

Look, she's putting footprints all over the house!

-Bonnie, stop it.

-I've got to get back to work. I would help you,

-but... Yeah, I've got to go.

-If Lady Gaga doesn't want it on the floor,

maybe she could wear it.

Oh, good luck. Thanks.

OK. Come on, we need to wash this dog.

-What did she do?

-Let's use this.

Let's just fill it up. It's OK, Bonnie.

I hope you don't wash the Bonnie out with the bathwater.

We're going to get so much in trouble. What if the PA comes back?

-DOORBELL RINGS

-Oh, no.

-I think it's the renovator guy.

-Either him or Lady Gaga.

-Hello?

-Hello, be there in a sec.

What a naughty girl, Bonnie.

-Hi, Lily.

-Hi.

-Can you guys come and help me with some stuff in the van?

-Yeah, sure.

It's my mum's friend. He did renovations for us in the kitchen.

Well, this gives the prank SWAT team another chance at disaster.

Yeah, we'll help.

What's this? A bubble machine?

Looks like Bonnie's off to a special prank safe area.

Whose house is this, Lily? I heard it was Lady Gaga's house.

-No, it's not.

-Are you sure?

-BOTH: Yeah.

You girls can certainly keep a secret.

-You know I'm her biggest fan.

-Yeah. Well, it's not her house.

I was born to be a little monster.

# Ow, ow-ow, ow-ow Ow-ow, ow, ow... #

Uh-oh, this is getting ugly.

-Uh...yeah.

-Is it Lady Gaga's house?

-It's not her house.

-Persistent or what?

-Fine.

Oh, look. Yours truly to the rescue.

Good dog, Bonnie.

I've got to go to the room at the back.

Hmm... Surprising how handsome I look here.

Whoops - got to get out of here quick.

-Oh, dear.

-Oh, my gosh.

-Oh, my gosh.

-What have you guys done?

-We haven't done anything.

-How did this happen?

-We were washing the dog.

Oh, I'm not going to get into trouble for this.

We've got to clean it up.

-Come on, help, help, help.

-Get a bucket, Caitlyn.

Buckets, buckets, buckets. Clean. Oh...man.

I finally get to meet Lady Gaga and now...

-It's not her house!

-Really?

-Who else has a chair like that?

-I'm just glad that Bonnie's OK.

Yeah, she's OK. And completely innocent.

Poor Bonnie.

Guys, come on. We're going to get into so much trouble.

-Look at the mess!

-Girls?

Uh-oh. She's going to flip when she sees this.

-Can I have some help?

-Coming.

-Hello?

-Girls, can you please give me a...

-I'll take that.

-Thank you.

-Hey, Bridget.

-Hey.

HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

-What's going on?

-Just being clumsy, I guess.

-What?

Oh, one last thing -

there goes Bonnie, off to her caravan for a morning tea break.

Don't worry - she's in the care of the Prank Patrol team.

I have to be honest with you. I can't work like this.

Bubbles everywhere. Really? I can't work like that. I can't.

I can't meet Lady Gaga covered in bubbles.

It's not Lady Gaga's house.

I'm leaving. I'm not doing this.

-I need to clean up - I need to look beautiful!

-I'll give you a call.

Boy, are you two in trouble.

OK, I'm just going to breathe. Breathe.

Can you explain the bubbles, please?

It's not just the bubbles...

Ho-ho, mama!

OK, OK, OK. This is serious. This is so serious.

-We have to get this cleaned up. I've got a head spin.

-Is she coming?

- Is anyone coming? - It's all right, girls.

I came back from my errands because, girls,

Lady Gaga's new headpiece that was going to get revealed

at tonight's concert is now all over the internet.

-Yeah? There's a picture and it looks quite familiar.

-Sprung bad.

-That's all over the internet now, girls.

-It is?

Between this and that photo on the internet, my job is at stake.

It was the costume person. She told us to put it on.

It's all right. Girls, we'll talk about it later.

I just need the headpiece to go to the venue, put it in the safe,

this can't happen again.

SHE GASPS

Is she all right?

SHE WHIMPERS IN PANIC

Ah!

-Oh, no.

-Can you tell me...?

I don't know.

BRIDGET PANTS HEAVILY

It's a meltdown.

SHE LAUGHS DEMENTEDLY

No, no, it's OK. Before the clean-up, I need to find Bonnie.

-Too late.

-Where did you put Bonnie?

-I put her over there.

-Oh, Lily, what have you done?

-Bonnie!

BRIDGET LAUGHS DEMENTEDLY

It's OK. We'll just look. Maybe Bonnie's under the basket.

Maybe Bonnie's under the couch...

She might be in the bubbles. She might have jumped in here.

On the count of three, we are going to shout out for Bonnie. Ready?

One, two, three...

ALL: Bonnie! Bonnie!

Oh! That's not you-know-who...?

FRONT DOOR CLOSES

-Where is my Bonnie?

-Hi.

Walking, maybe, I think. I... I had to...

-You've lost my Bonnie!

-Hi, Lady Gaga.

Where is my Bonnie?

She looks mad. I think.

It's OK, she's just...

-We're your biggest fans, though.

-Good save.

-Where is she?

She's just gone for a walk. She'll be fine.

-You lost my Bonnie!

-It's all right. No, no, no, it's OK.

"LADY GAGA" SOBS

Time to wrap up this doggone disaster.

Hey, darling, good to see you. Hi.

Hi. What's been happening?

'That's one unhappy Gaga, folks.'

All right. I need to know what's happened here.

-What's your name?

-Caitlyn.

-What's your name?

-Lily.

Please, I need answers. What's going on? Why has this happened?

Caitlyn, you've just been pranked by Prank Patrol.

You've just been pranked by Prank Patrol, Caitlyn!

-Yeah!

-Oh, no!

I was so excited when I found out

I was going to be babysitting Lady Gaga's dog.

-Did you believe it was the real Lady Gaga?

-Where is my Bonnie?

I actually did think it was Lady Gaga.

Are you going to get her back now? Bigger and better?

It's snowing!

"Yeah, yeah. OK, I do a lot of film and TV work.

"I love acting, but my real passion is singing.

"Lady Gaga said I've got a great voice and she ought to know.

"You know how she is."