Best Of Prank Patrol Down Under

This is it, folks. It's the end of the road.

That's right, this leg of the Prank Patrol Road Trip has come to an end.

We've pranked our away in a westerly direction across Australia,

starting off in Victoria and then moving on to South Australia

and, finally, beautiful Western Austria.

And now, it's time to have a proper hot shower, put our feet up

and possibly throw out those old undies the elastic has stretched on.

But first, part-ay!

# Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike, nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Scotty and the Ninjas, too

# Here we go - come on, join the Prank Patrol. #

Oh, I'm sad it's all over, but at least we've got so many

great memories from all the pranks we've pulled this series.

And there are just so many of them. Isn't that right, ninjas?

HE LAUGHS

Oh, ninjas! It has been the best trip ever.

But what I can't wait for most,

is to see how many adoring fans there are at the end of the road.

Oh, it's going to be fantastic!

Oh, what's that? We're here?

Oh, can you see how many fans are there?

1,000? 2,000?

I better go and face the fans. This is going to be great!

And...here I am!

BIRDS CHIRP

Where is everybody?

I thought there'd be thousands of people here.

Oh... They're probably going to get too emotional seeing me again.

Never mind, I've got this covered.

Ninjas?

Here I am!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thanks. That was so nice of you, ninjas.

Such a nice thought. Thank you.

-HE GASPS

-What is that?

Hello. Who's this?

But you're perfect!

Your hair, your jacket...

and you're the spitting image of the most handsome man in the world...

me!

I'm going to call you Mini Scotty.

You and I, we are going to be best friends for ever.

I want you to be part of my life.

Hey, how would you like to see

my personal favourite video diaries of the road trip?

You're going to love it, because it stars me,

who's just like you,

who is just like me.

Come on, let's go check them out.

Dear diary... Dear diary... Dear diary... Dear diary...

'My camperlogs were the perfect way to show you all

'what an outdoorsy type I am...'

I thought I should start relying on the land for my food.

It was easy, I got stacks of food and it was delicious!

'Yet another thing to add to the Scotty Tweedie CV.

'Many of you cannot believe how... at one I was with nature.'

Today, I put up my first tent.

I gave orienteering a go...

Of course, I was great at it.

'I'm so good at this stuff, I could live out here.'

I made my very own insect repellent.

Smear it all over your body...

FLIES BUZZ

Check out my new and improved sleeping bag suit...

'And aside from looking really cool,

'I could reveal my other talents, as well.'

I'm awesome at cards and board games.

It doesn't matter what game it is, I always win!

I win!

Some people actually struggle to roll up a swag, but not me.

I'm just a natural.

I've got the perfect gift for all these outdoorsy things,

and I'll probably even lay out there again tonight.

Awesome! All right, check your cameras later. Scotty out.

HE LAUGHS

-Wasn't that amazing, Mini Scotty?

-Sure was.

-I know!

And isn't he just the best?

Mini Scotty and I are going to be the best of friends for ever.

We can do everything together. We can even fix each others' hair up.

-Do you want to fix my hair up?

-Yeah!

SQUEAKING

Oh! That's just the way I like to do it!

Here, I'll do yours now.

Hey! Don't touch the hair, man.

I've got it just the way I like it.

So don't...touch...it, OK?

Boundaries, man. Boundaries.

Whoa, sorry. Chill out!

Oh, do you want to help me sort through

all the stuff in the van from our road trip?

-Sure do, Scotty.

-Oh, look at this one!

It's Marty the Ice Cream Man's shirt from I Scream Frenzy.

How good was that prank, Mini Scotty?

-Oh, that was an awesome prank!

-Or this?

The bear from Un-bearable Trouble. That was a great prank, wasn't it?

Yeah.

We've got so much cool stuff, let's see what else we can find.

-Sound good?

-You betcha.

-Let's go, Mini Scotty!

So, what do you want to check out first, Mini Scotty?

Oh! This is where the ninjas have their secret room.

They've got all sorts of stuff in there.

They've got billiard tables, a swimming pool,

a table tennis table... They've got everything!

You know what? I've got an idea.

You know how the ninjas have been pranking me the entire road trip?

Why don't I go inside there, booby-trap the ninjas

and give them a little bit of payback?

Sound good? I'll see if the coast is clear, all right?

All right, here we go.

-Oh!

-HE LAUGHS

Ninja Beans?

Mini Scotty, the ninjas must have booby-trapped it first!

HE LAUGHS

Ninjas!

HE LAUGHS

Just a meat pie, please.

'From pies to cakes...

'mostly in my face...

'..to weird ice cream...

'and mouldy bread...'

-Is it bad to eat that?

-That's probably not a good thing.

'..we managed to use a pantry

'full of strange and yucky treats in our pranks.'

I asked for meat pie, not a slime pie.

'And the winner in I Scream Frenzy

'was definitely the grossest ice cream.'

Peas in that one there... A little bit of sauce...

-That's a real ice cream.

-Nice.

'For Revolving Restaurant,

we went for some international flavour, with Italian food,

'which turned into Mexican food,

'which originally started out as Scottish food

'and disco food...

'Wait, is disco a nationality?'

I'm sure the food will be nice.

'Anyway, no wonder our poor prankee Alexis

'thought she was losing her mind.'

OK, I think I'm going crazy. I swear he was Italian.

'Auditioning for the Devil's Lair

certainly gave Tom and Harry a queasy stomach...'

Mouldy cheese...

'..with all the strange food they had to face.'

-Oh, is it all right?

-Not really.

'But I was fine. I don't know what all the fuss is about...'

Hearts, livers...

-Are you all right, Scotty?

-Yeah, no, I'm fine.

I'll be back in a minute.

HE VOMITS

'And the gross-out food prank award

'most definitely goes to Crummy Cafe.'

I'm going to scrape that out and chuck it into this bucket here.

Believe it or not, a lot of this is what I use in the secret sandwich.

'I have one word for you - icky, icky, icky.

'Well, that's three words, but you get the picture.'

She stinks as bad as the kitchen.

It's so disgusting!

Any time you've got mouldy stuff,

the mouldy bits are actually when they're at their freshest.

'But the most despicable

'of all despicable culinary concoctions on this road trip

'has to be Ninja Beans, my arch nemesis.'

Are you kidding? Ninja Beans? And that's all we've got?

You know what happens when I eat beans. It's only a small van!

-You better keep the door open.

-PFFT

'Beans in the morning, beans in the night...'

-Do you want some beans?

-No thanks.

'..it feels like they're everywhere.

'They've even crept into my dreams...

'my Ninja Bean dreams!'

No, no, no...

'There have been so many

'award-winning moments on this road trip,

'so the ninjas and I thought we'd celebrate them with an award.

'So, it's my great pleasure to announce the inaugural...'

'It's a long name, I know.'

Look, my hair's lifeless.

'Best performance by a hair style.

'And the nominees are...

'Scotty Tweedie, Scotty Tweedie and Scotty Tweedie.

'And the winner is...

'I can't lose...'

'The woman with the big hair from Fashion Fiasco? What?!'

-Katie!

-You look ridiculous.

-Are you all right?

Yeah, it is a wig.

'Best performance by an animation. The nominees are...

'Scotty Tweedie and the ninjas in Gallery Goof.'

I call my creation Scotty Moltopre...

'And the winner is...

'The ninjas?! Hang on, who's judging this?

'Best use of an eye-patch. And the nominees are...

'Zach and Fletcher from Junk Food Maker

'and Scotty Tweedie for Treasure Hunt.'

This eye is twice the pirate you are!

HE CACKLES

Let's keep walking...

'And the winner is...Scotty Tweedie

'for his double eye-patch performance in Treasure Hunt.

'Finally, I've won something!

'The Ninja Cup for pranking the biggest number of people ever

'goes to Hannah and Verity in Spelling Spin Out.'

On the certificate, it says,

BOTH: "You've just been pranked by the Prank Patrol!"

CHEERING

You've just been pranked by the Prank Patrol, guys!

'But just bear with me, through these bear-y good puns.

'Ninja Award goes to Josh and James from Un-bearable Trouble.'

Sister is in Melbourne.

What? She is!

Roll over.

'Cutest pooch...'

'The winner is Bonnie, from Dog Gone Disaster.'

Congratulations, Bonnie!

'Ooh, and in a double cup scoop,

'the best performance by a gaga goes to Lady Gaga...'

-Hi, Lady Gaga.

-Where is my Bonnie?

We're your biggest fans, though.

'..played by one of our prank-tual actors.'

You lost my Bonnie!

'The Ninja Cup for best performance by a montage goes to..

'the montage from Accidental Agent.

'Best performance by a passenger in a moving vehicle goes to...

'Louisa from I Scream Frenzy.'

Yes!

'And finally, the Ninja Cup lifetime achievement award

'for outstanding lame-o dancing goes to...

'Scotty Tweedie in Botched Boy Blitz?! I demand a recount!'

What's going...? I can't stop dancing. What?

Here's a prank that'll make you smile, literally. Here's how.

Carefully cut an orange into sections, eat the fruit

and carefully cut some notches into the peel.

Then slide the peel under your upper lip with the white side out,

and voila.

Instant goofy smile!

Amuse your friends, or scare them...

HE SCREAMS

..with some creepy jagged teeth.

Now, ORANGE you glad I showed you how to do that?

SHE SIGHS

Yeah, how good were those pranks?

I mean, the ninjas always loved their foodie ones, didn't they?

Speaking of the ninjas, whatever happened to them?

-I don't know, let's have a look.

-It's like you can read my mind.

It's true. Pretty easy, though. Not much going on in there.

-What?!

-Nothing!

-Let's go find the ninjas.

-OK, got you. Let's go.

You and I, we are like the dream team.

We've got so much in common. Like, pranking is a lot of fun.

-Aggh!

-They've got a new ninja, a mini ninja, a mini purple ninja.

-Where did he come from?

-Looks like they're having lots of fun.

I don't need them, anyway, because I've got you.

-That's true, but...

-But?

-But you want to have a closer look, don't you?

Yeah, I do. Because talking to you

is pretty much like talking to myself, sometimes.

I've got an idea. Come with me.

Oh, of course, we've got tons of disguises here.

We can put these on and the ninjas won't recognise us

and then we can sneak up and get close to them and spy on them.

Tell you what, these costumes bring back memories.

Wardrobe.

'We really dipped into the dress-up box this season, none more

'so than me.

'I've been a Secret Service agent, policemen,

'painter, Secret Service agent...'

-Whitetail and Foxtrot.

-Who's Whitetail and Foxtrot?

'..food inspector, handsome home owner, TV exec, TV exec...'

You're fired.

-You know what? I quit!

-..bush ranger, Bush Rangers animation...'

All your gold in some fairy bread.

'..Mexican waiter, and a burglar, just to name a few.'

Cordon the area!

'I am the master of disguise.'

-What?

-I know who you are.

'Well, most of the time I am, but it wasn't just me playing dress-ups.

'We had a lot of pranksters

'who regularly got into the act themselves...'

# Curtis, Curtis cans And can read your mind. '

'..none more than Jake from Stage Fright

'who transforms from a 15-year-old boy

'to a 50-year-old theatre director in the blink of an eye.'

-Magnificent!

-'He was so believable, he hoodwinked his best mate Bridan.

-And there's something I need to say to you face-to-face.

-Yes?

-It's Jake.

'Oh, and of course we must make special mention of Zack and Fletcher

'who became singing pirates who had to sell a junk food machine.

'Well, obviously.'

# BUYtv-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v! #

Hmm!

Oh, there they are. Look at them, laughing and jumping around.

They used to do that to me, you know, apart from the laughing

and jumping around.

-Purple ninja is really good.

-Let me have a look.

-Wait a second.

-Let me have a look! I want to see.

-Chill out and be patient.

-Now!

Fine, have a look.

Um, Scotty, the purple ninja's gone.

What do you...? What do you mean?

-ELECTRONIC BEEPING

-What's that noise?

It's getting louder. Aggh! Alien!

-Agh-agh!

-Agh!

THEY LAUGH

Ninjas!

Aggh! Aggh! Aggh!

We had some of the best scares ever during this road trip.

Agents are positioned around the building, as we speak.

Smooth agents now - go, go, go!

Don't believe me - just look at Akena's face in Accidental Agent.

-That's your house.

-Aggh!

And there were plenty of screams, too.

There's something crawling...!

In Victoria, it was giant cockroaches that got

under our skin, in Unreal Estate.

-Everything all right?

-Yes, everything's fine.

In Western Australia,

some alien pranksters join in on the fun in Eyes In The Sky.

ELECTRONIC SPEECH: Return our technology.

And who knew a hypnotised chicken man from our Hypno Tease prank

in South Australia could be so, you know?

-That's what he did when he got out.

-Yeah.

This is turning into a madhouse.

Of course, we all know how scary plants can be.

May I remind you that I'm talking about the plant man

from Shifty Science?

Aggh!

I was scared, really scared.

For Josh, getting his fortune told turned out to be

a two-way street in Fortune Teller.

And yours said...

Shut up!

DEEP ELECTRONIC BOOM: Josh, you are cursed.

Maybe we should get out, because everything getting...

For real scares this time around,

you can't go past the ghostly goings-on in the Possessed House.

If I could rate it, it would be pee-my-pants sort of material.

How are you, my man? Good to meet you.

I like this pranking business.

-I could really get used to it.

-You know they call me

-the master of pranking?

-We'll see.

You can't just jump straight in the deep end,

plus your legs are made out of fabric. It'll take you ages.

Anyway, sorry, I've got to keep packing up this stuff.

What was that?

Was that...? Oh!

HE LAUGHS

-Why would you do that?

-I didn't.

-It was the little purple ninja. I saw him do it.

-Where is he, then?

-Er, he's hiding that box.

-This box?

-Yeah.

-I'm going to get that ninja.

HE LAUGHS

You got pranked! That was awesome! I'm the master.

Mini Scotty!

Exploding flour - check.

Computer fry-up - check.

We mean no harm.

Exploding boxes - check.

EXPLOSION

-Sparking juice machine - check.

-Oh!

Sparking spark plugs - check.

Sorry, girls, I've got to go.

Bubble blow up - check.

And the Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard.

I'm sorry for gate-crashing...

Oh, hang on, I think we might have put her in the wrong section.

All in all, I'd say this road trip has certainly gone off with a bang.

We've left a trail of pranked destruction all over this

great big, wide, brown land of ours.

Sorry, Mum. We'll clean it up later.

Our spookiest big bang was on our treasure hunt to South Australia,

when the ghost of the bush ranger Lightning Rod came to life.

Don't mess with my treasure!

Activate smoke halo.

But it was in Victoria, in our Car Crush Kaboom opening episode

where we pulled out all the stops.

Our prankster Gideon and our prankee Harrison managed to

cause chaos and destruction at every turn.

-Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! No, no, no!

-I told you not to touch.

But when a giant mechanical claw came to the party,

this prank went into overdrive.

What did you do? No, no, no, please, please, please!

Oh, no, here it comes!

Oh, no!

Car Crush Kaboom!

Oh, no! No, no, no!

Ninjas! Look, ninjas, I've just come to apologise.

I know I've been ignoring you

and I've been hanging out with Mini Scotty, but I thought he was cool.

He's got such great hair, but he's getting on my nerves now.

Look, every time I see him, he won't stop pranking me.

I get a big mess out of all these pranks.

Any box I open, just mess everywhere.

I'm getting sick of it but, guys, it's made me realise something.

It's made me realise you're my best friends.

Best friends stick together

and best friends buy each other loads of presents and, like,

you buy me lots and lots of presents and it just means that you've

got each other's backs and you tell each other how good your hair looks.

Ninjas, I'm sorry. Can we be friends again? Please?

What, really? Yes!

Yes! Oh, ninjas, I'm so happy we're friends again. So happy.

All right, well, there's a new friend of yours?

Where's that purple ninja? All right, let's go find him.

ALARM BLARES

Hey!

WOLF WHISTLES

RADIOACTIVE BUZZING

RADIOACTIVE BUZZING

RADIOACTIVE BUZZING

THWRRPT!

THWRRPT!

THWRRPT!

Oh, blimey!

THWRRPT!

Hey!

Here you go.

Pressies for everyone.

-Shh!

-Shh!

Aggh!

Aggh!

Oh!

THWRRPT! THWRRPT!

THWRRPT!

-Oh, you're so funny.

-Guilty, guilty!

THWRRPT!

Hey!

THWRRPT!

-Hello, Mini Scotty.

-Hello, Scotty.

-So, what's going on?

The purple ninja and I are leaving.

We can start our own show. It's called Mini Purple Prank Patrol.

We already have our own spy bike.

-So, where are you going to go?

-Wherever the pranks lead us, Scotty.

All right, we understand.

Have fun. Good luck. Goodbye. I'll miss you...

I think.

All right. Come on, ninjas, we got some more work to do.

Let's go pranking. Whoo-hoo!

Well, thank you so much for being part of Prank Patrol Road Trip.

Who knows where we'll turn up next time, so watch your backs.

Also, look out for that purple ninja

and that devilishly good-looking toy.

OK, see you next time.

Ninjas, drive!

# Pixies, pixies, pixies! We are the best!

# Pixies, pixies! Chuck out the rest! #

I just want to say, I thought I was going to prank on Prank Patrol,

but I never thought I was going to be pranked BY Prank Patrol.

CHEERING

Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd