Unreal Estate Prank Patrol Down Under

Today, Shannon joins the Prank Patrol,

her mission, to put her sister in charge of selling a house.

But when giant cockroaches invade the house,

and when someone begins moving the house's possessions on to

the lawn, it's her sister, Taylor, who gets the blame.

# Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Scotty and the Ninjas too

# Here we go - come on, join the Prank Patrol. #

Oh, this black one's cool.

-That's nice.

-I like that one, that one's really good.

KNOCKS ON WINDOW

-Are you Shannon?

-I can't hear you.

I can't hear you.

-Are you Shannon?

-Yeah.

-Did you apply for Prank Patrol?

-Yeah.

-I'm Scotty, congratulations,

you're the newest member of Prank Patrol.

You need that, that is your pass to prank.

You'll also need your official Prank Patrol road trip jacket.

Look, Dad, we've got some serious pranking to do, is that cool?

-That's cool with me.

-Ready to hit the road?

-Yeah.

-Let's do it, see you later, Dad.

-Have fun, guys!

This is Shannon,

Shannon dreams of being a dancer.

But when she's done with jumping up and down,

she strums a couple of tunes on her guitar.

Prank Patrol, I need your help to prank my sister, Tayla,

cos I think she'll be hilarious to prank.

Our prankster, Shannon, is out to get her sister, Tayla.

Tayla jumps at any opportunity to sing with her sister,

play with their family dog,

but also fancies herself quite the chef.

Shannon, welcome to the Prank Patrol spy campervan,

great to have you here, thank you for being part of our road trip.

-Now, you're pranking your older sister, is that right?

-Yeah.

Why are you pranking her out of everyone?

I think she'll react the best.

-Tell me a little bit about Tayla.

-Tayla's 17,

she's in year 11 at school.

She's always acting like she's better than me

and more mature, and I think pranking her will be so funny.

How is she going to react when you prank her?

I think she'll go along with it,

but I think she'll be really angry at the end, but she'll cool down.

I love it. I tell you what, if she likes being responsible

and being in charge, we've got the perfect prank for her.

before we get to that, we are on the road trip,

I'm having the best time ever.

-I made these diary entries, I want to share one with you.

-OK.

Check this out.

Dear diary, today, I tried something new,

I washed my clothes, camping style.

You know, I thought it would be hard being on this road trip

and washing my clothes,

but I'm becoming a natural out here. I was made for the outdoors.

Jee!

All right, catch you later, campers, Scotty out.

I'm a natural in the outdoors, and I smell so good. What do you think?

Yeah.

You are amazed, I can tell.

Let's get to the prank and how we're going to get Tayla.

The prank I've picked out for Tayla is called Unreal Estate.

The two of you are going to go to an open inspection for a house.

You're going to be working on behalf of a Real Estate agent,

showing people a brand new house.

-You been to one before?

-Yeah.

-Have you helped out, has Tayla helped out?

-No.

This is going to be fantastic.

We're going to release some giant creepy crawlies,

I'm talking monster size. Will she like that?

No, she'll hate it!

We're going to have people stealing stuff right in front of you guys,

-is that going to scare her?

-Yeah.

-Fingers crossed.

It ends in complete chaos when the removalists arrive,

and start moving all the furniture out of the house.

Tayla is going to be responsible. How does that sound?

-Does it sounds like the perfect prank for Tayla?

-Perfect prank.

How do you think she's going to react?

I think she's going to freak out.

It is a massive prank, but it's your older sister, it's a big call.

-You ready to go?

-Yes.

Right, we've got heaps to do to get this prank in motion, so, buckle up,

Ninjas, take us to get some creepy crawlies.

If we're going to freak Tayla out with some giant insects,

then we need an expert

who can school us in the art of all things creepy crawly.

-Hey, Vince, how's it going?

-Hey, Scotty, how you doing?

Shannon, this is Vince, Vince, Shannon.

He's our expert, he'll have all the creepy crawlies for the prank.

-Who's your mate?

-This is my mate, Basil, he's a blue and gold macaw.

I think he likes you, Scotty. I think he wants to say hello.

-Who can blame him?

-PARROT SQWAKS

Awesome, hi, Basil, nice to see you.

Shannon, why don't you tell Vince what we're doing for the prank?

I need some really scary bugs to scare my sister.

What insects are you after and how many do you need?

Pretty much the scariest you've got the better,

but, to be honest, Basil and I were getting on really well,

but he wants to get off.

-All right, no worries.

-See you, Bas.

-What do you have for us, Vince?

-These might do the trick.

-What do you think of those?

-Maybe not scary enough.

Maybe something just a bit bigger or a bit scarier.

I've got just the thing, some spiny leaf insects.

Oh, they look scary in there.

-I think this one likes you too, Scotty.

-How do you know that?

Oh! Oh!

Who can blame him, really? I'm irresistible to bugs, too.

OK, thanks, Vince. Oh, it tickles.

-We've got something real interesting in here, hold our your hands.

-Sure.

-Oh, oh, what are these?

-These guys are giant burrowing cockroaches,

or litter bugs.

You said burrowing?

They live in burrows in tropical Queensland.

-Do they bite?

-No, they don't bite, these guys eat leaf litter.

They're gross as well.

-What do you think, can we use these for the prank?

-Yeah.

Awesome, we might take these and the other ones you've got.

-No worries, guys.

-Thank you once again, Vince.

We need to put them in the campervan and get to the next location.

Vince, thank you.

See you later, guys.

Shannon is hoping to catch out her sister

when they help to sell a disaster house.

If Shannon's going to be standing in for a professional house seller,

she needs to look and sound the part.

So, we're going to see our resident drama coach

who'll help Shannon find her inner salesperson.

# Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi... #

OK, we're going to meet Philippe.

-You, you!

-Philippe, how are you, buddy?

-I'm good, yeah.

Great to see you,

-Shannon, this is our prank patrol drama coach, Philippe.

-Hello.

He's full on but he's the best,

tell him what you're doing for your prank with your sister.

For my prank, I'm pranking my older sister,

I need to be a real estate agent trying to sell a house.

Oh, a tricky one.

We need her to be the most realistic real estate agent around.

Ah, we can do that, yes,

I believe everybody has an inner thespian inside of them

that is just waiting to burst out.

Powww!

Powww!

See, there he goes! Ha, ha!

So, what do you want me to do?

-Come, follow me, we'll find out.

-See you.

No, no, you, with your hair and the talky-talky, you must come also.

You will be like putty in my artistic, skilful hands.

-Nah, you guys go...

-Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh! Follow.

Acting!

OK, so here we are, yes.

So, you are going to sell a house with your sister, ja?

-Yes.

-Ja.

-Ja.

Ja! OK, so we need to rehearse this scenario, huh?

Scotty, you will be ze interested buyer coming to view the property,

and Shannon, you will be the real estate agent

looking to sell this fabulous house. Ta-da!

-It's a doghouse.

-Yeah?

-We saw it earlier.

-Theatre, ta-da! Just do it, OK?

Come, you stand over here looking at the house,

and very open, very smiley, and...action!

Hello, madam, I'm just interested in buying this property of yours.

-Wow, OK, then. Why don't we take a look inside?

-OK.

Cut, cut! Bigger smiles, OK? Action!

-So, in the house, we have full air conditioning...

-Yeah.

..heating, and there's an indoor pool.

-Does the sauna come with the house?

-What sauna?

-Cut!

Customer is always right. Tell him there's a sauna, yeah?

Just lie. Go, action!

-Yes, the sauna is brand new. Put it in yesterday.

-Cut!

Just saying, you did that wonderfully.

-And I'm really sorry he's so terrible. Action!

-Argh!

-Then there's also full dishwasher, washing machine...

-Yeah?

..and if you buy it today, we'll add a microwave.

-Whoa, a microwave? Yeah, this is great.

-Cut!

Perfect. Action!

Fantastic. Can my dog swim in the pool?

-Erm...I don't think so.

-Cut!

Dogs can swim. They do doggy paddle. It's fantastic. Very funny.

He looks funny too, doesn't he? OK. Action!

Yes, dogs are allowed in the pool.

-Added features?

-Fridge, microwave...

-Cut, cut!

Can you smell burning?

Never mind, doesn't matter, carry on. Action!

Well, in that case, I'll take it.

-Great.

-Cut, cut!

Yes, brilliant! Brilliant. You are very bad.

But you are ready to go, ready to perform. You feel good?

-Yeah.

-Yeah. Yeah, wonderful!

I was wondering if you want to play a part in a prank?

I would... I would be honoured. DOORBELL RINGS

Wha...? What was that? I'll go check it out.

Oh, can I help you, buddy?

Yeah, g'day, mate. I've got a pizza delivery here for a Scotty Tweedie.

Scotty? Yeah, that's me! Pizza! Thank you, pal. Have a good one.

-HE LAUGHS

-I LOVE pizza! Oh!

Ugh!

-Ninjas!

-THEY LAUGH

ALARM BLASTS

MALE NINJA: Hmm...

ALARM BLASTS

SHE LAUGHS

-SHE GASPS

-Sh, sh!

ALARM BLASTS

Oh!

ALARM BLASTS

SHE LAUGHS

ALARM BLASTS

ALARM CONTINUES

BOTH LAUGH

ALARM BLASTS

BOTH LAUGH

ALARM CONTINUES CONSTANTLY

CHILD CRIES

ALARM BLASTS

SHE LAUGHS

Shannon is out to prank her sister Tayla

by trying to sell a house full of insects and thieves.

But, this prank might prove to be quite the hard sell.

The blueprint for Shannon's prank is...

an open for inspection house,

a bunch of escaped giant cockroaches,

some weirdo potential buyers,

and not to forget some thieving theatrics.

Let's hope this is a prank that Shannon can sell to her sister.

I think our relationship could go either way.

One way, she'll be really calm and think it's funny

and she'll be all, "Oh, it's fine,"

and then the other way, she'll just freak out and just won't talk to me.

Hey, Shanny, good luck today. Make sure you get Tayla good.

Hi, Shannon, good luck with the prank.

I hope your sister's going to speak to you again. Don't think she will.

I think we'll have to bribe her, but good luck.

That's a...ready!

It's prank time.

Now, just remember, Shannon has told her sister

they're doing work experience today,

helping a real estate agent out to sell a house.

-Hi, there.

-Hello. Hello, you must be Tayla.

-Yes, I am.

-Hello, I'm Tess.

-OK.

-Hi, I'm Jan's friend.

-Hi.

-This is really great of you to help us out.

-No, no...

Yeah, and as you can see, we've got jackets here.

That's it, good.

-THEY LAUGH It says you're name's...

-Oh, look!

We were supposed to have two other girls here helping.

We've got another open house just down the road.

-Oh, look, the owner keeps these giant...

-Bugs!

No, it's all right, they're cockroaches.

Yuck!

No, no, no, no, they're pets. He has them as pets.

-Why would you have...?

-Very good question, Tayla.

Each to their own.

-They can't, like, escape?

-Yeah...

-Yes, they can!

That's the thing, we don't particularly like them in the place

while we're having an open inspection

because people will have the same sort of reaction that you did.

So, I don't think it's a really great idea

for this to be here when people come through.

Probably not the best idea!

Could I persuade you to take it outside onto the patio,

-onto the table out there?

-Yeah.

Just so we can...sort of...

-Oh, I'll get out of your way.

-Eww!

-I feel like it can touch me.

-I know it can't.

-I know, I feel like...

-Its class, it's OK.

I feel like it's going to crawl out.

I thought that too when I first saw them.

-They're all right. They are actually harmless.

-Just on the table, or...?

-Yeah, just on the table there.

-OK.

-We've got some food there...

Cockroach food? That's disgusting!

Why don't I tell you the spiel now? This is what you say to them...

I mean, you can give them a brochure like this and then you can say,

"It's got all the grace and charm of yesteryear.

-"You know, it's been enhanced for 21st century living."

-Yeah.

-21st century living?

-..family room.

-Yeah.

It's got ample heating and cooling throughout the whole house.

It's got a really quaint and elegant master bedroom

situated discreetly away from the bustle of the whole house.

Just give me what you think you would say to somebody else.

-You ask the questions and direct it to Shannon.

-And action, Tayla!

Hi, good afternoon, how are you?

I'll be showing you round the house today.

It's a very exclusive house, built for 21st century living...

There's that line again!

..in the '80s, so that's kind of incorporated into its modern living.

-Good save!

-Three bedrooms and one bathroom,

and it's got a lovely master bedroom which is kind of centred away from

all the bustle of the area.

Of course, it's got built-in oven and dishwasher there,

it's got a lovely backyard area.

OK, that is excellent. You are doing really well.

-Yeah, I'm... I'm good.

-Modesty 101.

-PHONE RINGS

-You were born for it. Absolutely born for it. Hang on.

Ah, no, no, no, no! All right.

-I've got to go up the road for a couple seconds.

-OK.

-The girls up the road have just had a catastrophe.

-No, it's all right.

-I will be back when I've fixed the emergency.

-See you soon.

-See you, girls.

-Bye!

It's the old Prank actor swaparoo.

Get ready, Tayla!

He's a dodgy one.

-Hi, how are you?

-Hi.

-Nice to meet you.

-Hi, I'm Sandy.

Hi, nice to meet you.

-So, um, here's just a little brochure about the house.

-Great, thanks.

We've got a south-facing living room here, of course,

-so it's three-bed and one bath.

-Uh-huh.

And the master bedroom is through this way, away from the sort of...

-Some nice stuff around here, isn't there?

-It's very...

-Look at the hat!

SHE LAUGHS Yeah! Have a look around, of course.

I will. I really like the hat.

-THEY LAUGH

-Does that come with the house?

-Hands off, Mister!

-I don't think so. I think that's theirs.

Oh, it's getting busy now!

And does it come furnished or,

-like, how much of the stuff comes with the house?

-Why do you ask?

Or they'll pretty much take everything with them?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure, cos it's relocating,

everything's going with the house.

-Oh, well, I'll just take a wander through.

-Sure.

Tayla's quite the professional.

-Hi, how are you?

-Oh, good to meet you too. Yes.

-Are you taking a look?

-Yes, that would be great.

I gather children live here?

Yes, yes. It's three bedrooms, one bath,

and so it faces south around here,

and the bedrooms are through the hall.

Do you want to come through and see the kitchen...?

Release the bait.

SHE SCREAMS

What's that thing...crawling?

There's a creepy-crawlie in the corner!

Bug? There's no bug!

SHE WHIMPERS

-So sorry!

-Let me out of here! Can I go to the bathroom, please?

Sure, through here.

Cra-zy!

Just through here. So there's the toilet in there.

-'There's something over there!'

-Oh, dear.

-So sorry.

-That's all right. Everything all right?

-I don't know.

We're just getting started.

-How far away is the road from here?

-A road...or an ESCAPE ROUTE?

It's just more of a track path, actually.

-It's a nice place.

-Yeah, lovely.

Oi, that's not yours!

-Ah, the hat, yeah.

-I like it.

-You like it, yeah?

-Just thought I'd try it on.

-Strange. Very strange!

-I think he's nuts.

-Suits me, don't you think?

SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

Oh, yeah, he's nuts!

Uh-oh, this can't be good!

Who are these guys?

KNOCK ON DOOR

-Hi.

-Hi, how are you?

-Good, thank you.

-Now, can I guess get a signature on that one, please?

-Sure.

Oh-ho-ho, no!

SHE STUTTERS Sorry...

I don't really exactly know...

Ah, it's just a formality.

You should REALLY read the fine print, Tayla!

What's Mr Dodgy been up to?

-Just pop that one straight into the lawn.

-It's Operation Clean Out,

and I'm pretty sure the boss DIDN'T say this could happen.

(Yeah, "Accidentally left it in my bag.")

Got to keep a watch on him!

What are these guys up to?

Uh-oh!

Did you just see that?!

We need to get him out of there!

Give him a card and send him away.

Bugs?!

-Busy day for you guys, huh?

-Yes, definitely.

-Not funny, Shannon!

-Everything all right?

-Yes, everything's fine.

"About that card..."

You get it, Shannon.

-Would you like a card?

-Sure.

All right, Brian...

-All righty, thanks.

-Thank you very much. Thank you for coming.

And good riddance to you, sir!

Oh. Oh, that's right! You forgot to still some MORE things.

Sorry, I forgot something.

Can you believe this guy?!

I heard something.

It's starting to look pretty empty now.

Oh, just help yourself, then!

-I'm with...

-Yeah.

-..Andy.

-OK.

-Well, if they're in the area, I might just...

-Yeah, that's fine.

Fine? Tayla, do something!

-Yeah, I'll just grab these ones.

-REMOVAL MAN:

-Sorry, guys.

-Hi.

-Tayla! He's taking EVERYTHING!

-Thank you so much for coming.

-It's all right, yeah, thanks.

It's a regular smorgasbord.

Not the kid's pram!

-Thank you very much.

-Cheers.

See you.

Things are about to go crazy.

What's all this?

-Tayla, Tayla, what...?

-I don't know!

What's all the furniture doing on the front lawn?

-Some people came and...

-Who, what people? What people?!

-These moving people...

-Where is...? What's going on?

In the kitchen? Excuse me, what are you doing?

We're taking the stuff away. It's going to charity.

What are you talking about, "taking it away"?

-She signed for it. She gave us her signature.

-Oh, my God...

-That girl told me I could do it.

-Oh, no, Tayla!

-Doesn't that belong to the house?

-Yes!

-MAN:

-She said I could have it.

-No, I didn't!

Time to get the situation under control...Prank style.

What is going on with my furniture out the front?

All the stuff is everywhere!

-I'm so sorry.

-Tess, what is happening?

I don't get you to sell my house cos of this silliness.

You, little girl, tell me what is going on here.

You've been pranked by Prank Patrol!

She's just been pranked by the Prank Patrol!

-THEY LAUGH

-Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

This is all just a prank...

by your sister, Shannon!

-Is it really?

-Yes.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Oh, hi!

I thought, like, it was a bit creepy.

I didn't want to say anything, just sort of keep it professional.

Cos that's what I thought I was supposed to be doing.

-Here's a brochure about the house.

-'I thought she was great.'

I thought she couldn't have done better as a real estate agent.

The master bedroom is this way.

A real estate agent would be a great career, I reckon.

I would be very good at it.

I was very surprised that she was OK with it,

cos I was more concerned that SHE was going to freak out.

I'll buy her cockroaches for birthdays.

That's... Oh! Mmm!

SHE GIGGLES

Ow! Who can blame him, really? I'm irresistible to bugs, too.

OK, thanks, Vince. Oh, he tickles!

-Oh!

-HE LAUGHS

-What are these?

-Giant burrowing cockroaches, or litter bugs.

You said they weren't burrowing! Eww! And they're gross as well.

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