Christmas Special Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

Is this Father Christmas's wife?

Is this girl really an elf?

And jingle all the way.

Who have these two come as?

Welcome to the show-ho-ho where no-one is safe.

It's Sam and Mark's Big Christmas Wind-up!

It's Sam and Mark!

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the festive weekend!

-Oh, yes. It's Christmas, everyone!

-Yes!

So excited! All right, calm down.

And it's also the start of a brand-new series of Wind-Up!

It's good to be back. It's good to be back.

And that means we've got lots of seasonal treats

in store for you tonight,

as well as some brand-new games.

In just a moment we will be sending two members of our audience to a

galaxy far, far away.

-But who will it be?

-Oooh!

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

We will also be playing the world's weirdest karaoke game and punishing

the UK's most embarrassing parents.

And on top of all that we've got music and chat from The Vamps.

-Oh, yeah.

-Oh, yeah. But right now remember,

on this show, no-one is safe.

That is right. We know every single thing about every single one of you.

For example...

Lily, you love eating bugs.

So take a look behind you.

Santa's got a little Christmas present for you.

It's a jar of edible bugs.

Go on, have a munch.

Go on. Have one.

You're meant to like them!

Well, that didn't go well.

Look, she's going for it.

Hey!

What a lovely Christmas viewing!

George, we know that you absolutely love Hacker T Dog,

especially because of the jokes that he tells.

Well, look who's lurking in our Wind-Up Advent Calendar.

You'll never guess who it is.

-It's only...

-You all right, cockers?

Thanks for liking my fantastic jokes, George.

Here's a festive joke for you, cocker.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

I don't know, Hacker, why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can utilise his garden hoe three times.

Thank you!

No, you mean, so he can hoe, hoe, hoe.

I don't understand your reference point.

It's Hacker T Dog, everyone.

Am I still getting paid for this?

Just get back in your box.

-Merry Christmas, Hacker.

-Unbelievable!

Now, finally, Ewan.

You once met Olly Murs and gave him a T-shirt.

Well, have a look at this.

Hi, Ewan. It's Olly Murs here.

Hope you're having a great time with Sam and Mark.

Listen, last year I met you down at X Factor

and you gave me this T-shirt,

which I absolutely love.

But I wanted to give you something.

It's extra special.

So I have got you a trilby hat.

This is one of my own from home.

I'm going to sign it for you, so this one's for you, mate.

-BOTH:

-Aw!

-And there it is.

-There it is.

-There it is, mate.

-Do you want to put it on?

-Put it on.

Let's see what it looks like. Beautiful.

All right!

-Look at that.

-Looking good.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for yourselves,

the Wind-Up audience.

Lovely. But now let's calm down a bit

because it's that time of the year

when I always sing a heart-warming song about the joys of the season.

-Love this bit.

-And here it is.

A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four...

MUSIC: The Imperial March

Oh, no. It's the Imperial stormtroopers from Star Wars!

-They don't look very happy.

-They don't.

-Who are they after?

I've got no idea.

Where are they going?

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Oh, my goodness.

Brothers Finn and Billy, you are the dudes they are looking for.

Stay where you are because we are coming to you.

-How are you doing, guys? You all right?

-Good.

You are in shock, aren't you, I think?

-Yeah.

-You are in shock?

Lads, we have heard that you guys are massive fans of Star Wars.

We can see that with the top you're wearing right there.

-Do you recognise this at all?

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

What is that? Explain to us, what are we seeing there?

-It's my bedroom.

-That's your bedroom.

-And what's in your bedroom?

-Star Wars duvet, Star Wars wallpaper,

Star Wars everywhere.

I can't believe in this day and age you can't buy a Star Wars radiator.

-We'll corner that market.

-We will.

And you are not the only ones who love Star Wars in the family,

are you? Because your dad does a mean Chewbacca impression,

and we need to hear it. Go on, Dad. Go on. Go on. Go on, do it.

HE TRILLS

THEY LAUGH

That's good. Let's hear it again. Let's hear it again.

-Come on, come on.

-HE TRILLS

It's really good. That's really good.

-I like it.

-Lovely.

Right, lads. We think it's about time that we gave you guys a chance

to win some prizes in a very special Christmas game based on your love of

-Star Wars.

-But it will require a change of clothing,

so come with us as we play...

-BOTH:

-A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far A-Sleigh.

Come on, let's go.

Welcome to Santa's intergalactic workshop.

However, there is a problem.

Santa's been frozen in carbonite and Rudolph has taken a wrong turn

at the Dagobah system.

As a result, Finn and Billy,

we need you to take their places and deliver gifts

to some of the galaxy's most beloved figures.

Yoda, Darth Vader, C3PO, Princess Leia and Maz Kanata.

Now, I know what they are getting.

After all, I've felt their presents.

AUDIENCE GROANS

Shut up, it's funny.

But you two are going to have to use the Force to make sure you deliver

the right gift to the right character.

We are giving you just 90 seconds to travel there and back five times.

And to make things a little bit more difficult,

you will be doing it in a massive blizzard.

We are so naughty.

For every gift you deliver correctly,

you'll get a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.

-Pretty good.

-Nice! Very good indeed.

-How does that sound, lads?

-Good.

-In that case, get yourselves ready.

-Are you in the zone?

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

-Beautiful.

Let's get the presents.

The first gift you're delivering is...

..an eye chart.

Who do you think that's for, looking at all those characters?

Maz Kanata, cos she's got the glasses.

All right, well, you've got 90 seconds.

-Best of luck.

-Your time starts now.

Go!

Come on, guys.

Just put it by the fire.

If it doesn't fit, you're all right.

Come back over here, lads.

The next present is...earmuffs.

Who do you reckon they are for?

Yoda.

-Who do you reckon they're for? Just go, go, go!

-Yoda.

-They've gone for Yoda.

-That was really quick.

I wasn't ready!

OK. Brash polish. I can't say that. Brass polish.

-C3PO.

-You reckon?

-C3PO.

-C3PO.

Get it in the stocking if you can. Get it in the stocking.

They are doing it too quickly, Sam. I can't get the presents out.

-That will do.

-By the fire, OK.

Back, back. Come on, lads.

Your next present is...

Whoa!

All right.

We've got throat lozenges.

-Who could that be for?

-Darth Vader!

Darth Vader! Be careful, don't slip, lads.

There it is, in the stocking. Beautiful. OK, lads.

-Careful when you get down to this bit.

-Your last one, right?

Your last one...is...

It's a violent storm.

..is some cinnamon rolls.

Cinnamon rolls, who could that be for?

-Princess Leia.

-There is only one left.

You've got 15 seconds left. Come on, lads.

Put the brakes on the reindeer.

-OK.

-They've done it.

-Come back, come back.

-All right.

Heeeey!

Right. Nice work, lads. You can get out of the sleigh now.

-Get out of the sleigh.

-Well done, lads.

You did really well there. You worked together so, so well.

And you managed to deliver...

all five presents correctly,

which means you get five prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash.

Are you happy with that?

You've got to be happy with that, lads.

Nice work. Very good. That blizzard stopped abruptly, didn't it?

I know, yeah.

But now, lads, we're giving you the chance to win tonight's star prize.

-Yes, you could be going home...

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

I haven't showed you yet. You could be going him with these amazing

Star Wars goodies.

Look at that!

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

And, check this out - not finished - VIP cinema tickets to the new movie,

Rogue One, which has only just been released.

Take a look at this.

You are rebels, aren't you?

Save the Rebellion...

Save the dream.

Looks good. Have you ever seen anything like that?

-Hey, they haven't won yet.

-That's true.

-Let's just cover you up.

-Cover them back up.

-Come and follow us.

-Come on, lads, over here.

OK, here's what you have to do.

Santa's naughty and nice list, as you can see,

is a bit jumbled up at the moment.

We want you to sort out the heroes and villains.

The trouble is, you've only got 20 seconds to do it in.

Do you reckon you can do it, lads?

-Yeah.

-Is your knowledge good enough?

-Probably.

-He doesn't sit on the fence.

I like it.

Best of luck, lads. Your time starts now.

You've only got 20 seconds, lads. Come on.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

He's quick, he's quick. Wow, that's really good.

Tell us when you're happy.

-You've got ten seconds.

-You've got time.

Double check. Take a look back.

-OK, are you happy with that?

-Do you reckon all naughty, all nice?

HORN BLARES Are you sure?

OK, that's it. Time's up.

Let's see if you're right, lads. We're starting with Jabba.

You said he's naughty.

Let's find out if he is naughty.

-He's naughty!

-So naughty.

-So naughty.

-BB8.

You said BB8 is nice.

Of course he's nice.

-General...

-Grievous.

You said he's naughty.

LAUGHTER

He's well naughty.

-He can't even stay on the board he's so naughty.

-So naughty.

So naughty. Finn.

Same name as you. You said he's nice.

Let's see if you're right.

Yay!

-Count...

-Dooku.

Cheers, lads. You said he's naughty.

He's naughty!

Chewbacca. You said he's nice.

He is nice.

Kylo Ren. You said that he's naughty.

He's naughty.

-And finally...

-Mace Windu.

Samuel L Jackson is...

Lads, congratulations.

You got them all right. That means you've won all of today's prizes.

What do you think about that?

-Good.

-Think we found out you are massive fans, you're not.

And it doesn't stop there, you know, lads.

You and your family will be playing for more prizes in our brand-new

endgame Ball Fall.

You could clear us out of prizes. How does that sound? Sound good?

-Yeah.

-It's a good game as well, isn't it?

Give it up one more time for Finn and Billy, everybody.

-Well done, lads.

-Well done, lads. See you later.

Now, throughout the show, we are going to be taking a look

through the windows of our very, very special

Wind-up Advent Calendar.

These contain some of our favourite moments from Christmases past,

although I'm not too sure I like this first one very much.

That's because it's when Mark got well and truly Smarked on the set of

Junior Bake Off on last year's Christmas show.

-You guys remember that? AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

It's a good one. He thought I was delayed for filming some extra bits.

Luckily, a work experience lad was there to stand in for me and we told

him to really wind Mark up.

Honestly, I didn't have a clue.

Have a look at this.

Action.

That's your line, sorry.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, I forgot I was Sam.

Sorry. My bad. Sorry. I'm sorry.

It's fine,

-it's fine, it's fine.

-Sorry.

Hi, I'm Sam and he's Mark.

And Junior Back Off is back.

And we have a brand-new batch of Britain's best budding bakers...

Sorry, you're better than Sam, actually.

-Well, that's a credit then, isn't it?

-OK, let's do it again.

Hi, I'm Sam and he's Mark.

And action.

Hi. I'm Sam and he's Mark.

And Junior Bake Off is back.

And we have a brand-new batch of Britain's best budding bakers.

-Tough new judges.

-And maybe the greatest presenting duo around.

-READS:

-Sam offers slice of cake to Mark.

Sorry, Josh. I didn't explain that bit to you.

That's a stage direction.

'Mark is having a brilliant time,

'but will he still be smiling after he's taken a bite out

'of our specially made disgusting cake?'

And action.

And maybe the greatest presenting duo around.

So if you want a slice of the action, tune into...

Junior Bake Off, 2015.

-He's eating the cake.

-And cut.

Are you all right, mate?

Who's made that?

-You want some water?

-Yes, please.

-Yeah?

-A bit salty, isn't it?

Yeah! Wowzers!

I don't think there's a lot wrong with that.

-I'll finish that.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-That's very brave.

Josh really is a good actor

cos he's eating that and not pulling a face.

The next link is outside.

Thank you.

Sam's nowhere nearer, I assume?

It's going to be dark.

'He's still not questioning this.

'Let's crank it up a notch.

'While the teams set up outside for the last link,

'I'll give Mark a call.'

What a first day, eh?

Let's hope he answers.

It would be last-minute anyway, so I appreciate...

Sam. It's Sam. You all right, mate?

Stitched me up here, ain't you?

'Mate, I'm so sorry.'

We've just been properly gridlocked, like,

so I've just got out the taxi, so I'm literally two minutes away, so...

-All right, mate.

-'Sorry, mate.'

-Bye.

-'All right, bye.'

-Bye.

'The scene is set and Mark is running through his lines

'whilst he waits for me to arrive.

'Well, that's what he thinks anyway.'

This is the most explosive episode yet.

That's right, we're going out with a bang.

-And just here?

-Perfect, yeah.

-This is the one.

-Are you ready?

And action.

We are just minutes away from the grand finale.

Who will produce the ultimate show stopper?

This is the final episode.

That's right, we're going out with a bang.

Hi, I'm Warwick Davis, and you're watching

Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

-OBI-WAN:

-May the Force be with you.

-YODA:

-Strong, it is.

That was Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda, by the way.

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind-Up Wheel,

it's Bradley from The Vamps!

Bradley, welcome to the show. How are you doing, mate?

-I'm good, I'm very well. How are you?

-Very well, thank you.

-Very well.

-Feeling Christmassy?

Very, especially with all the hats in the audience.

-It's nice, isn't it?

-They look good, don't they?

Very nice for you. Like we said, on this show, no-one is safe,

even our lovely celebrity guests.

Which is why we're giving Bradley a festive treat...

That is in absolutely no way a festive treat.

-Happy there? You sure?

-I don't know.

Well, here's how it works.

We will be spinning Bradley around until he brings up

last year's Christmas dinner.

He could land on any of these categories,

but he has no idea what's in store for him.

Bradley, are you ready?

Yes.

Don't pull it too hard, it might...

-OK, it's time to...

-AUDIENCE:

-Wind up the wheel!

LIVELY MUSIC PLAYS

Stop that wheel!

Dance Like. Physical one straightaway.

He has landed on Dance Like.

We want you to dance like a rapidly melting snowman doing contemporary dance.

Just stand down here, Bradley.

Contemporary? I'm more of a jazz man.

Whatever interpretation you see fit.

Although the music is not very jazzy.

Let's play the music.

SLOW WORLD MUSIC PLAYS

-You're a melting snowman.

-Oh, that's beautiful.

Oh. Oh, it's quite sad.

It's good.

Pretty good.

He definitely told the story.

He did tell the story.

That's nice.

-That was really sad, that.

-OK, it's time to...

-AUDIENCE:

-Wind up that wheel!

Stop that wheel.

It's landed on Go Find.

OK.

This is Ella.

Bradley, we need you, in 20 seconds, to find Ella.

-OK?

-Ella, stripy.

-OK.

-She is somewhere in the audience.

-You've got 20 seconds.

-Off you go.

Go, go, go!

Go, Bradley.

Go, go, Bradley.

Go, Bradley. Go, Bradley.

We're giving him too much time here.

That was too ea... Oh, that's nice.

Merry Christmas, Ella!

Come back down, Bradley. Sit yourself down, buddy.

We should really give him five seconds for that.

You're quick, mate. Very good.

I'm starting to feel a bit sick on this.

-Sorry, mate.

-Oh, no, cos it's time to...

-AUDIENCE:

-Wind up that wheel!

Stop that wheel.

Oh, Get The Impression.

Bradley, this is Thomas.

Hi, Thomas.

Now, Thomas is about to do an impression

of a celebrity or a character.

You have to tell us who that celebrity or character is.

Thomas, over to you, buddy.

D'oh!

-It's a quick one. Do it again.

-D'oh!

-He's brilliant!

-I'm going to guess my dad, Homer Simpson.

-Is that right, Thomas?

-Yes.

Well done, the pair of you.

D'oh! All right, it is time to...

-AUDIENCE:

-Wind up that wheel!

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Stop that wheel.

-Forfeit?!

-He's landed on Forfeit.

Right, so, here is your forfeit.

Right here we have a bucket of sprouts.

Now, there are five sprouts in there.

You need to get them out of this lumpy, lumpy gravy.

We are going to put this over

-your jeans cos we don't want you getting mucky.

-Brilliant.

Can you see?

Disgusting!

-Disgusting!

-Nobody likes sprouts.

-I quite like gravy.

-You've got lumpy gravy.

There's five sprouts in there.

You've got to get them out. Your time starts now.

-It's horrible!

-That's one.

-That's two.

That's three.

Where's the...? There we go.

-HORN BLARES

-He's done it. Well done.

That's great.

Nice work. We'll get going.

You dry your hands. You dry your hands.

Is that a Bushtucker Trial?

It is a little bit like a Bushtucker Trial.

-I thought that was really good.

-I'll get rid of that for you.

-Right. Round of applause for Bradley.

-Hey, well done, Bradley.

Well done.

Right. How are you feeling after all that spinning, mate?

All right.

-He's a good one, isn't he?

-I think you better go and get a rest.

Give it up for the awesome Bradley!

-See you later, buddy.

-Off you go.

-Nice to see you.

-Top man.

-CRASH! Oooh!

-Oh!

-I'm sure he'll be fine.

-He'll be fine. He'll be fine.

Right now it's time to have another look through the next window

of our Advent Calendar.

We are never short of celeb guests here on Wind-Up.

Like last year when The Overtones gave us

this special Christmas performance.

# So you better watch out

# You better not cry

# You better not pout I'm tellin' you why

# Santa Claus is comin' to town

# He's makin' a list

# Checkin' it twice

# Going to find out who's naughty or nice

# Santa Claus is comin' to town

# Santa Claus is comin' to town

# Santa Claus is comin' to town

# He sees you when you're sleepin'

# He knows when you're awake

# He knows if you've been bad or good

# So be good for goodness' sake

# So...

# You better watch out

# You better not cry

# You better not pout

# I'm tellin' you why

# Santa Claus is comin' to town

# Santa Claus is comin' to town

# Santa Claus is comin' to town

# Santa Claus is comin' to town

# Santa Claus is comin'

# Santa Claus is comin'

# Santa Claus is comin'

# To town! #

Oh, that was so Christmassy.

I love The Overtones. I really want to be in The Overtones.

-Can we be in The Overtones?

-No, I don't think you can.

There's still plenty more to come on tonight's show.

Here's what you can't afford to miss on Big Christmas Wind-Up.

# Five naughty parents... #

Pay the price in the School of Shame.

There's an amazing Christmas present awaiting the winners

of our brand-new game Ball Fall.

Plus, we've got The Vamps performing their new single.

Now, it's time to play a game of Christmas karaoke,

but not as you know it.

All will be explained very soon.

But first, let's find out who's playing tonight.

Will it be...this person?

# Jingle bells, jingle bells

# Jingle all the way

# Oh, what fun it is to ride

# In a one-horse open sleigh Hey! #

-Very good.

-Hey!

-Hey!

Will it be this person?

# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day... #

HE MUMBLES

# ..for Christmas. #

Yay! Very good.

-Very good.

-Or will it be this person?

# We wish you a merry Christmas

# We wish you a merry Christmas

# We wish you a merry Christmas

# And a happy New Year. #

Very good.

Very good. Now, don't worry.

It won't be any of you. Here's who's playing tonight.

It's Lili Mai's family from West Yorkshire.

But who will be their challengers?

It is Eloise's family from South Wales!

-Teams, come on down as we play BOTH:

-Kara-snow-ke.

Welcome to the game.

It's basically karaoke with a Christmas difference.

One member of each team will attempt to sing,

while the other team soaks them through with melted snow.

Of course. Whoever gets the most lyrics out clearly is the winner.

Now, Lili Mai, who's on your team?

My friends, Ellie and Georgia.

-And...?

-My dad.

Yeah, he's very important, you see,

because you've nominated him to sing,

-haven't you?

-Yeah.

-Poor David.

Now, why do you think they've roped you into this?

Probably cos I can't sing very well.

-Aww!

-It's all right, it's karaoke.

You don't need to sing on karaoke.

Go on, give us a note of your favourite song.

# Eh... #

-I've never heard that one.

-No.

It sounds lovely, though, David.

Just a note.

Now, you girls are massive fans of Bradley from The Vamps,

-aren't you?

-Yeah.

-Oh, are you excited he's on the show today?

-Yeah.

-Lovely stuff.

-He's lovely.

Eloise, tell us who's on your team.

My friend Caitlin. My friend Bobby.

-And my nan.

-Excellent. And your nan

-is your nominated singer, is that right?

-Yeah.

-Why have you chosen your nan?

-A few years ago,

my nan loved singing and dancing,

and she got on the table and started singing and dancing.

AND she fell off and broke her leg.

Oh, my goodness!

Really? Oh, my goodness.

Are you all right, Nan?

I'm all right now, thank you, yes.

Not going to be breaking your leg tonight, are you?

-Hope not.

-Can you sing still?

-Not too bad.

-Give me a little note, go on.

# I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas... #

Lovely.

Wow.

This is going to be good, this, I reckon.

David, please take your place on the Kara-snow-ke stage.

There you go, mate. And Eloise's team,

if you'd like to choose your soakers.

While they do that, David, what would you like to sing?

Would you like to sing...

Step Into Christmas by Elton John?

-Good song.

-Great song.

Or Lonely This Christmas by Mud?

Lonely This Christmas by Mud.

APPLAUSE

Oh! Very popular in the audience.

-A bal-LAD.

-A bal-LAD, if you will.

-It's an old one.

-It is.

OK, there are 100 words in this section of the song.

You need to clearly sing as many as you can while you're getting soaked.

-Are you ready?

-We'll take that as a yes.

Soakers, are you ready?

-Yeah!

-Oh, they're ready.

In that case, let Kara-snow-ke commence.

Yeah, yeah, fill them up.

KLAXON BLARES

-Well done, mate.

-David, you did brilliantly there.

-Really, really, really well.

-Really sad song, though, isn't it?

-It is.

Let's bring it up, though. Let's bring it up. OK.

You managed to sing...

..95 words.

-Wow.

-Yeah!

You only missed five words, then?

I thought the soakers did really well.

You did really well. What have you got to say to the soakers?

I'll get you.

Well done, guys. Well done.

Angela, it's your turn now. If you'd like to swap places.

David, if you'd like to step down. Well done, mate. That's very good.

Angela, best of luck.

Off you come, onto the Kara-snow-ke stage.

There you go. Lovely.

And Lili Mai's team, if you'd like to set your soakers.

Right, Angela, it's time to find out which song you will be singing.

Would you like The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Andy Williams?

Or All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey?

All I Want For Christmas.

Oh, by Mariah Carey!

-It's a good song!

-Tune.

CHEERING Popular choice in the audience.

Popular choice.

Angela, once again, there are 100 words in this section of the song.

You got a tough job, here, because David sang 95 words.

You need to sing 96 clearly to win the prize.

Are you feeling confident?

-Yep.

-Good, we like the confidence.

Soakers, are you ready?

-ALL:

-Yeah.

All right - let Kara-snow-ke commence.

MUSIC: All I Want For Christmas by Mariah Carey

AUDIENCE CLAPS IN TIME

LAUGHTER

Go on, Angela!

KLAXON BLARES

Hold fire. Hold fire.

APPLAUSE

Good effort.

All right, the results are in.

You needed to sing more than 95 words to win.

I can reveal that you sang...

..76 words.

Oh, great effort.

Which means that Lili Mai's team

are the winners!

FANFARE

MARK AND SAM LAUGH

That was amazing!

Don't worry, Eloise's team, you're not going away empty-handed.

We're giving you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

All right? Yay!

And Lili Mai's team, you guys are going to win tonight's star prize,

which is a karaoke machine,

which comes with 100 classic backing tracks.

You're going to have a great time! Look how happy they are!

-What do you think about that, Lili Mai?

-Yeah, it's good.

-Oh, it's good. Yeah, nice.

-Well done.

And also, you guys will be taking part in our brand-new game

at the end of the show.

It's called Ball Fall. It's awesome, so you might win more prizes.

-Sound good?

-Yeah. Beautiful.

Brilliant. Let's hear it once again

for our Christmas Kara-snow-ke superstars.

They really are. Fantastic.

That wasn't the first time

we've done Christmas karaoke with a difference.

No, here's what happened last year when Mark went head-to-head

with Amy Lee Hickman from The Dumping Ground

in a singing contest.

We both had to perform some well-known festive songs,

but with some weird, new lyrics that we didn't have a clue about.

SHE SINGS LYRICS ON-SCREEN

-Brilliant.

-Brilliant.

One more!

I'm Leona Vaughan off Wolfblood

and Big Friday Wind-Up always makes me howl.

But not with laughter. Never laughter.

Will all the children congregate in the Big Wind-Up Assembly Hall?

Mr Naughty Step Nixon and Mr Sweaty Pitts Rhodes

have put some atrociously embarrassing parents in detention.

Harry's dad Andy stood on a table and sang at a wedding.

Alastair's mum Gina made him dress up as a Christmas elf.

Charlotte's dad Stephen starred as Nanny Bananny, the panto dame.

Milly's dad Paul wears musical hats in public

and Danyal's mum Diane shouts at butchers

over Christmas chickens.

It's time for School of Shame.

Right, Harry, Alastair, Charlotte, Milly and Danyal,

we're giving you the chance

to teach these naughty, naughty parents a lesson, all right?

-Yeah.

-And in the process,

one of you will be going home with a fantastic prize - a tablet!

-AUDIENCE:

-Whoo...!

We're about to play a game of musical chairs with a difference.

The difference being that your parents

could be getting covered in slop!

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Right over their head!

Every time the music stops,

your parents will be seated in a random order.

But here's the kicker, you will have no idea what that order is.

One of you will then be asked to select a chair

you think your parent isn't on.

Make sure you get it right because if your parent gets slopped,

you're automatically out of the game -

see you later, bye-bye -

and we play on until there's only one parent and one child left.

All that's left to say is, "Juniors, are you ready?"

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

Seniors, are you ready?

-PARENTS:

-No!

In that case, Mrs Stevenson, take it away!

JAUNTY PIANO TUNE PLAYS

Off you get, lads, go on.

THEY CLAP IN TIME

Stay facing forward at all times, juniors. Go on.

BELL RINGS All times.

Right, keep facing forward, juniors.

Harry, I'm coming to you first.

I would like you to now write down the number of chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

It's a number between one and five.

To remind everyone at home,

could Harry's parent please raise their hand?

Thanks very much.

Right, reveal to us all here in the studio

and the lovely viewers at home

which chair you think your parent isn't sat on.

Number four.

OK. It's time to find out if you're right.

Juniors, turn round.

You were right!

That's not your parent, it's Charlotte's dad.

Oh, sorry, that means we have to say goodbye to Charlotte and her dad.

Sorry, guys.

See you later.

-Byesy-bye.

-See you later.

Right, shall we move on? Seniors, are you ready?

-PARENTS:

-Yep.

Mrs Stevenson, take it away!

MUSIC RESUMES

BELL RINGS

Right, our seniors are taking their seats.

Alastair, I'm coming to you now.

He's on it straightaway.

You're writing down the number chair you think your parent isn't sat on.

To remind everyone at home,

could Alastair's parent please raise their hand?

Thank you very much.

Right, Alastair, please reveal the number of chair

you think your parent isn't sat on.

Chair number one.

If you're right, Alastair, you remain in the game.

Juniors, turn around.

You are right!

That's not your parent, it's Danyal's mum.

Oh, sorry, Danyal and Danyal's mum, we've got to say goodbye to you.

-Off you go!

-See you later!

Merry Christmas, guys.

Merry Christmas.

Slopped her there.

-You did slop her, Mr Rhodes, that's right.

-Right like that.

Yes! Right in the face.

Right, we've got three seniors left.

Here we go. Mrs Stevenson, take it away, please.

MUSIC RESUMES

Yeah, keep facing forward, juniors.

BELL RINGS, MUSIC STOPS

Right, take your seat, seniors. Milly, it's your turn.

You know the rules now.

Write down the number chair you think your parent isn't sat on.

We only have number two, three and five remaining.

Just to remind us all at home,

could Milly's parent please raise their hand?

Ta very much.

Milly, please reveal the number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting in.

Number three.

AUDIENCE GROANS

MARK LAUGHS

Oh...!

Milly, if you're right, you remain in the game.

If you're wrong and it is your parent,

I'm afraid you're out of the game.

Let's see if you're right. Juniors, turn round.

Oh, you're wrong, it is your parent!

Oh, sorry, Milly and Milly's dad.

Off you go.

Right, so, this is it.

Two seniors remain and two juniors remain.

It's just down to you guys.

One of you is going to be going home with that prize.

The best of luck. Mrs Stevenson, for the final time, take it away.

MUSIC RESUMES

BELL RINGS, MUSIC STOPS

Right, keep facing forward, juniors.

Harry, I'm coming back to you for this one.

This is make or break, buddy.

We have chair number two remaining and chair number five.

For the final time, you need to write down

the number chair you think your parent isn't sat on.

It's either two or five.

To remind everyone at home,

could Harry's parent please raise their hand?

OK, thank you.

Harry, which number chair do you think your parent isn't sat on?

Oh!

You think your parent isn't sat on chair number two.

If you've got this right and it isn't your parent,

you've won.

If you got it wrong, Alastair's won.

It's time to find out. Juniors, turn round.

Oh! You did get it right! That was Alastair's mum!

-Sorry, love.

-Sorry, Alastair and Alastair's mum.

That means you've lost the game. See you later, guys.

Bye!

Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas.

But that does mean, Harry, that you are tonight's winner.

You go home with that tablet. What do you think about that?

-Happy?

-Yeah!

-Brilliant.

Amazing. Don't worry. Everybody else, all you runners-up,

you get a Big Friday Wind-Up goody bag.

Hey!

And also, because it's Christmas...

AUDIENCE CHEERS

You weren't meant to do that! He's the winner!

Oh! Oh, it's not the season of perpetual hope?

Well, it is, that's why you're not meant to do that.

Oh, right, I done it the other way.

Deary me. Everybody, give it up for all of today's pupils

in the School of Shame!

-See you later.

-Bye!

-Enjoy.

-Bye. Merry Christmas to you.

Now, we have seen some pretty embarrassing parents over the years,

but none as festive as Marcus's mum Gaynor

and her dance troupe Bazzmatazz.

Hey, stay fabulous!

Here we go, over to the calendar again. Here we go.

# Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock

# Jingle bell swing and jingle bells ring

# Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun

# That's the jingle bell. #

# Jingle bells, jingle bells

# Jingle all the way

# Oh what fun it is to ride

# In a one-horse open

# Sleigh. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Stay fabulous.

I'm Tom Fletcher and I love the boys...

From McFly.

As for Sam and the other one...

Who are they? Can't stand 'em.

-Oh, yeah, keep the applause going, it's The Vamps!

-Yay!

Oh, lads, thank you so much for being on Big Christmas Wind-Up.

It's always lovely having you on the show.

And you've literally just flown in from India

to be here with us, haven't you?

-We have indeed.

-Awesome.

Wait a minute, well, three of you have.

Yeah, where's Tristan?

He lost his passport.

He's still there.

-This isn't a joke, is it?

-It's not a joke.

-He's still there, yeah.

-He lost his passport

and then the security at the airport were like,

"We can't find it anywhere," so he went back, slept,

stayed over, went to the police station the morning after.

They rang the airport and were like, "Have you seen his passport?"

And they were like, "Yeah, it's here!"

-No!

-Yeah.

-So it was at the airport. It was in the lost property box.

So he could have got on the flight with you guys all along to be here?

Yeah. So now he's flying home tonight.

He got an extra day in India.

We saw that he put up a video of him playing cricket in the street

with a few Indian children.

That's all right, then!

Job's a good 'un for him. He's having a great time.

He doesn't hate us, then. It's a genuine mistake.

No, no!

Guys, what are you doing for Christmas? Do you know yet?

-We're going home, aren't we?

-Yeah.

-Going to eat a lot of food as well.

-Nice!

-Favourite time to eat.

-Yeah! Exactly.

You're performing later on for us as well, aren't you?

Indeed. The new one, All Night.

Brilliant. Looking forward to that. Give it up for The Vamps, everyone.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

But right now, time to play our brand-new game.

It's brilliant. It's Ball Fall!

We have come to the final game of the show.

The only TV quiz

that mixes general knowledge with balls... Well, we think.

Let's welcome back our teams. Finn and Billy's team.

And Lili Mai's team.

Finn, welcome back. Introduce the gang for us, please.

This is my dad, Billy and my mum.

Nice to have you here, guys.

And Lili Mai, who have we got here?

My dad, Ellie and my mum.

Fantastic.

Let's explain the rules.

Our teams are below a tank of balls, just waiting to drop on them.

We'll be asking you questions, each worth 1,500 balls.

Get your question right

and those balls will fall on a member of the opposing team.

Get it wrong and the balls will fall on you.

EVIL LAUGHTER

Each player's cubicle can hold up to 3,000 balls,

so it's two strikes and you're buried.

The first team to be totally covered loses.

And the winning team will go home with tonight's star prize,

a games console.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Now, make sure you have your Christmas thinking caps on

because some, but not all, of our questions will have festive twist.

Interesting. Now, is everyone ready?

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

-Oh, they're ready.

Remember, if at any time you want to get out the tank...

-AUDIENCE:

-Push the door behind you!

-Do you think that'll catch on?

-No, no.

-Probably not.

Right, here we go. We are starting with Finn's team

and, Julie, you get the first question.

The best of luck.

What colour are the berries of the mistletoe plant?

No conferring.

White.

That's the right answer.

You're off to a good start, Team Finn.

Who are you going to nominate? Number five, six, seven or eight?

Oh, six.

-Six.

-Oh, number six.

David, the balls are falling on you. I'm sorry, buddy.

Oh, he's had a shocker today.

-How are you after that, David?

-Fine.

-Fine.

-Good.

-He's fine.

All right, the next question is for you, Lili Mai.

What is the fastest land animal?

Cheetah.

That is the correct answer. Well done, Lili Mai.

Which means you get to pick either one, two, three or four

for the balls to fall on.

-Um...three.

-Oh, number three.

Oh, Tony!

Knocked his antlers off.

-That's it.

-Right. OK, Billy, the next question is for you.

Which CBBC show

features the characters Lily, Martha and Jazz?

So Awkward.

That's the right answer, Billy.

Well done. So, who are you going to nominate?

Number five, six, seven or eight?

-Six.

-Oh, David.

No! No!

We've got to say goodbye to you. Bye, mate. Merry Christmas.

I didn't even get to ask him a question.

Sorry, mate.

David, give us a thumbs up if you're in there.

CHEERING

Lovely. OK, the next question is for you, Ellie.

The character Jack Skellington appears in which 1993 festive film?

The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Wow, that is a great answer. It's the correct answer.

So, you can pick either one, two, three or four.

-What are you going for?

-Three.

-Oh, that's a surprise(!)

See you, Tone.

Give us a thumbs up, Tony.

CHEERING There he is.

Right, OK, team captain Finn, it's time for your question.

How many American states begin with the letter P?

Six?

Tough question.

That's the wrong answer.

It's one.

It is Pennsylvania, if you wanted to know at home.

But, Finn, I'm afraid that means

the balls are falling on you - number four.

OK, next question is for you, Lisa.

Complete this film title.

-How The

-BLANK

-Stole Christmas.

Grinch?

Wow, team's on fire.

That is the correct answer. Well done.

So, Lisa, you can pick either one, two or four.

-What are you going for?

-Sorry, Finn - four.

Number four. See you, Finn.

Bye, Finn. Cover your eyes, buddy.

Give us a thumbs up, Finn.

-Yeah!

-Double thumbs up. Lovely.

Right, OK, Julie, we're over to you for your question.

Callisto is the second-largest moon of which planet?

Saturn.

It's not Saturn, it's Jupiter.

Tough question, that. Which means number one, Julie,

the balls are falling on you.

-You all right, Julie?

-Great(!)

LAUGHTER

Right, we are back to you.

Lili Mai,

how many players are there in an Olympic volleyball team?

12.

If you halved that, that would have been the right answer.

It's six, unfortunately, which means, Lili Mai,

the balls are falling on you.

Number five.

Oh...!

Right, we are back to Finn's team. Billy, here comes your question.

No balls on you yet, mate. You're all right, aren't you?

Everybody else, team, are you still all right?

-Thumbs up, everyone. Well done.

-Hi, Dad.

-Dad, you still in there?

Hey!

Right, Billy, here comes your question.

"Feliz Navidad" is "Merry Christmas" in which language?

Feliz Navidad.

Norwegian.

Norwegian is the wrong answer.

-Great guess.

-It's Spanish. That's a great guess.

So, number two, Billy, I'm afraid the balls are falling on you.

OK. Back to you, Ellie.

Bobby Lockwood plays Rhydian in which the BBC drama series?

The Next Step?

It isn't The Next Step. It's Wolfblood.

Which means, number seven, Ellie, the balls are falling on you.

Are you all right in there, David, by the way?

You been in there for a while.

He's OK. CHEERING

Right, OK, we're back over to this team.

Julie, it's time for your question. You need to get this right,

otherwise you'll be out of the game - good luck.

Which fruit is used to make banoffee pie?

Bananas.

That's the right answer.

So, who are we going to nominate, number five, seven or eight?

Number seven. Sorry.

Oh, number seven.

-Ellie, we have to say goodbye, then.

-Bye, Ellie.

Byesy-bye-byes. All right, thumbs up, Ellie, in there.

There we go.

Nice. Nice.

All right, next question is to you, Lisa.

In which sport might you hear the umpire say, "30 love"?

Tennis.

That's the correct answer. Which means...

..you've either got one or two to take out the game.

What are you going for?

-One.

-Number one.

Come on, Billy!

Bye, Julie! Bye!

How are you, Julie?

LAUGHTER

-Brilliant.

-Right, Billy, it is all down to you now, mate.

We've got cheering coming from Finn over there, we like that.

Billy, if you get this right, you remain in the game.

If you get it wrong, you will be covered and your team will lose.

Best of luck, Billy.

If you spent £10 on eight Christmas baubles,

how much would you have to pay for one bauble?

I'll repeat it for you.

If you spent £10 on eight Christmas baubles,

how much would you have to pay for one bauble?

80p?

That's the wrong answer, I'm afraid.

It's £1.25, which means, Billy, the balls are falling on you.

Oh, unlucky to Finn's team. That means you've lost the game.

-Shall we release the balls?

-Let's release the balls.

Everybody, push them out.

Take them all out. Take them all out.

-Go on. Get the balls out.

-Push them out.

-There you go.

There you go. There you go. Lovely.

But, Finn's team, you're not going home empty-handed.

We'll give you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags

and, guys, you cleared up earlier with all the Star Wars goodies,

so I think it's all good.

-Are you all happy?

-Yeah.

-They're having a great time.

Well done. But that means, Lili Mai,

your team are the winners.

CHEERING

You go home with tonight's star prize, a games console.

-You happy?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic. Well done.

Let's hear it one more time for both of our teams.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That is almost it from us but, before we go,

there's just enough time to thank everyone we've wound up tonight.

Yeah, and a big thank you to all our Christmas helpers.

Olly Murs. Round of applause for Olly Murs.

Hacker T Dog. And, of course, the stormtroopers.

-They were awesome.

-They were fantastic.

A big thank you to our wonderful Big Christmas Wind-Up audience.

-Give yourselves a round of applause.

-Cheers, guys.

You have a lovely Christmas.

We will be back in the New Year with a brand-new series

of Big Friday Wind-Up.

Yes! Playing us out with their brand-new single All Night

is the brilliant Vamps.

# I've been up all night, no sleep

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming

# All night, no sleep

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming

# Sometimes I tend to lose myself

# Out here on my own

# I never seem to get it right

# But I guess that's how it goes

# Ever since you came around

# Can't nobody hold me down

# You showed me how to find myself

# When I needed it the most

# I've been up all night, no sleep

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming

# All night, no sleep

# Cos I feel... # Hands up!

Here we go! Clap! Clap! Clap! Beautiful!

# That's OK

# As long as I'm with you

# I'll be up all night, no sleep

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming... #

How are we feeling?

CHEERING

# I

# I'm praying this ain't all a dream

# Can you, you

# Wake me up before you leave... # Here we go!

# I've been up all night, no sleep

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming

# All night, no sleep

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming

# Wide awake, that's OK

# As long as I'm with you

# I'll be up all night, no sleep

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming... #

Make some noise!

# Whoa, I

# As long as I'm with you

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE