With Brand New Odd Squad ‹ Series 1

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CHEERING APPLAUSE	0:00:21	0:00:24
Good morning!	0:00:24	0:00:25
Welcome to Saturday Mash-Up!	0:00:25	0:00:26
It's the last show in the series.	0:00:26	0:00:31
Ooh!	0:00:31	0:00:34
But it's going to bigger than ever!	0:00:34	0:00:38
We've got our Christmas jumpers on...	0:00:38	0:00:40
The studio is looking like a winter wonderland.	0:00:40	0:00:42
In fact, we're only missing Hacker.	0:00:42	0:00:43
He did say something about making a grand entrance...	0:00:43	0:00:46
Ho ho ho.	0:00:46	0:00:49
Jonny and Yasmin are going to love my grand	0:00:49	0:00:51
entrance!	0:00:51	0:00:52
What better way to enter the studio at Christmas than to	0:00:52	0:00:55
emerge from the chimney like the real Santa!	0:00:55	0:00:58
Huzzah!	0:00:58	0:01:01
You don't think he's going to try and emerge from the	0:01:01	0:01:03
chimney like the real Santa, do you?	0:01:03	0:01:06
I think he is!	0:01:06	0:01:07
Why are you so sure?	0:01:07	0:01:09
Well, I've read the script...	0:01:09	0:01:13
Here goes...	0:01:13	0:01:15
Jonny and Yas are gonna love this!	0:01:15	0:01:20
Ooh!	0:01:20	0:01:22
I thought he might be here by now.	0:01:22	0:01:24
Hacker knows the opening gag only last one minute.	0:01:24	0:01:26
Hmm...	0:01:26	0:01:27
And some news just in this morning...	0:01:27	0:01:29
Hi, Jonny and Yas!	0:01:29	0:01:30
Welcome to Mash-Up!	0:01:30	0:01:36
Sorry Hacker...	0:01:36	0:01:39
you're in the wrong studio.	0:01:39	0:01:40
Saturday Mash-Up is next door.	0:01:40	0:01:41
Oh budgies.	0:01:41	0:01:42
So much for my grand entrance...	0:01:42	0:01:44
Run the menu.	0:01:44	0:01:46
Wrapped up and mashed up for you today, we've got a	0:01:48	0:01:51
Christmas cracker of a show...	0:01:51	0:01:53
We've got a two part Scream Street special - and...	0:01:53	0:01:58
There is a terrifying visitor due on Christmas Eve!	0:01:58	0:02:01
Something has gone seriously wrong at the Lab Con event in	0:02:01	0:02:04
Odd Squad...	0:02:04	0:02:05
Let's hope Oscar has the answer.	0:02:05	0:02:07
All will be revealed at 10am.	0:02:07	0:02:09
I've been locked up to answer some tough questions in Stars Behind Bars	0:02:09	0:02:14
at 9:25am...	0:02:14	0:02:16
Today it's all about the battle of the bands.	0:02:16	0:02:18
Which Mash-Up music performance would you like to see again?	0:02:18	0:02:21
Get on the website and cast your vote.	0:02:21	0:02:26
Last week we had baubles in a bauble - but what festive	0:02:26	0:02:29
things will be inside another thing this week?	0:02:29	0:02:31
And it's the final Push Off of the series!	0:02:31	0:02:33
Only one celebrity can be victorius.	0:02:33	0:02:35
Stay with us to find out who will be flushed with success!	0:02:35	0:02:38
CHEERING Lovely!	0:02:38	0:02:45
And because it's Christmas we've got a bumper bundle of	0:02:45	0:02:47
guests to party with us all morning.	0:02:47	0:02:49
And they're just inside here!	0:02:49	0:02:50
There you go, welcome!	0:02:50	0:02:55
Please welcome Naomi Wilkinson, Kia Pegg and Lauren	0:02:55	0:02:57
Layfield...	0:02:57	0:02:58
And Katie Thistleton, Karim Zeroual and Rhys Stephenson!	0:02:58	0:03:03
Morning, all - thanks for coming to our Saturday Mash-Up	0:03:03	0:03:06
Christmas extravaganza!	0:03:06	0:03:07
CHEERING No expense spared! It is stunning!	0:03:07	0:03:13
That is Xhaka's downdraught!	0:03:13	0:03:15
You've all got your Christmas jumpers on ready, are you	0:03:17	0:03:19
excited for the show?	0:03:19	0:03:20
Naomi, Karim - you'll be taking part in the ultimate	0:03:20	0:03:23
Christmas quiz later on.	0:03:23	0:03:24
Whose team is going to win?	0:03:24	0:03:28
Mine, obviously. It's going to go down!	0:03:28	0:03:31
Katie, do you love	0:03:31	0:03:32
Christmas as much as I do?	0:03:32	0:03:35
I love it more, nothing can spoil this for me!	0:03:35	0:03:37
Well...	0:03:37	0:03:39
That's what you think!	0:03:39	0:03:42
You see - this week, as it's the last show of the series,	0:03:42	0:03:45
all of you are going to be gunged at the end of the show.	0:03:45	0:03:48
No! No! Say it isn't so! LAUGHTER	0:03:48	0:04:04
That's the spirit!	0:04:04	0:04:08
Stay with us for the biggest gunging we've ever attempted,	0:04:08	0:04:11
later in the show.	0:04:11	0:04:12
An emotional roller-coaster!	0:04:12	0:04:15
We need your help at home this morning too.	0:04:15	0:04:19
We've had eleven fantastic music performances over the series and	0:04:19	0:04:21
we're going to show just one of them again today.	0:04:21	0:04:24
But which one?	0:04:24	0:04:28
You can vote right now on the Saturday Mash-Up website.	0:04:28	0:04:30
You've got until 10am to make your mind up and the winning	0:04:30	0:04:33
performance will be played later.	0:04:33	0:04:34
Ho ho ho!	0:04:34	0:04:41
Greetings, children!	0:04:41	0:04:42
I am the real Santa Claus!	0:04:42	0:04:44
I come bearing gifts - like a good Santa would.	0:04:44	0:04:46
Karim!	0:04:46	0:04:47
Come and see Santa Claus.	0:04:47	0:04:48
Here you go - a little present for little old Karim.	0:04:48	0:04:53
It is a Christmas miracle! A little present.	0:04:53	0:04:56
If you're wondering what it is...	0:04:56	0:04:58
It's the phone number of a decent barber.	0:04:58	0:05:00
He'll get that mess sorted in no time!	0:05:00	0:05:03
Never shout at Santa, Karim!	0:05:03	0:05:04
Sorry, Santa!	0:05:04	0:05:11
Sorry about him Karim -	0:05:11	0:05:18
He is overexcited!	0:05:18	0:05:20
He's just over excited having the gang all in!	0:05:20	0:05:22
So it's a bumper Christmas show today.	0:05:22	0:05:24
Maybe it will go viral?	0:05:24	0:05:25
Say thank you to Santa!	0:05:25	0:05:26
Forget decorating your house for Christmas, this week we	0:05:26	0:05:29
would like you to decorate your grown up!	0:05:29	0:05:30
We want you to dress up your parent to look like a	0:05:30	0:05:33
Christmas tree.	0:05:33	0:05:34
Get out the tinsel, the baubles and even the bows!	0:05:34	0:05:37
Does your tree have a festive theme or is it a mash-up of	0:05:37	0:05:40
everything to do with Christmas?	0:05:40	0:05:42
Get creative and get festive...	0:05:42	0:05:43
After all, tis the season to be jolly!	0:05:43	0:05:45
And, you never know, you might even go viral!	0:05:45	0:05:53
That was quick, wasn't it?	0:05:53	0:05:54
We can't wait to see those pictures.	0:05:54	0:05:56
No Christmas lights though please - that could be dangerous!	0:05:56	0:06:01
And it's really easy to do.	0:06:01	0:06:02
Check out this technique - I think I make a pretty convincing tree!	0:06:02	0:06:10
Look, an average looking tree...	0:06:10	0:06:14
In fact, while there's no one around I must just have a	0:06:14	0:06:17
quick little... around I must just have a	0:06:17	0:06:18
SOUND OF RUNNING LIQUID.	0:06:18	0:06:19
Hacker!	0:06:19	0:06:20
It's me!	0:06:20	0:06:24
I have hands! I cannot stop now!	0:06:24	0:06:27
That tree just talked to me!	0:06:27	0:06:31
I cannot believe it... Poor Jonny.	0:06:31	0:06:38
Mash-Up Mob - are you ready for our first show?	0:06:38	0:06:41
Ok, everyone in!	0:06:41	0:06:45
Everybody, get in! This is cosy and nice.	0:06:45	0:06:48
We've got a Christmas treat for you now.	0:06:48	0:06:52
The first in a two part Scream Street special -	0:06:52	0:07:01
and nobody apart from Luke seems to be enjoy their Christmas...	0:07:01	0:07:04
I know how they feel.	0:07:04	0:07:08
I have wee	0:07:08	0:07:09
# He was a kid who didn't fit in	0:07:11	0:07:13
# Got a wolf living inside under his skin	0:07:13	0:07:15
# When he's angry his body sprouts hair	0:07:15	0:07:17
# So he got a ticket You'll never guess where	0:07:17	0:07:20
# Scream, scream, scream	0:07:20	0:07:22
# When you get to Scream Street	0:07:22	0:07:24
# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street	0:07:24	0:07:29
# Next door's a vampire, maybe not	0:07:33	0:07:35
# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot	0:07:35	0:07:37
# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal	0:07:37	0:07:40
# When everyone's freaky paranormal	0:07:40	0:07:42
# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street	0:07:42	0:07:47
# Scream, scream, scream When you get to Scream Street	0:07:47	0:07:51
# Scream Street Scream Street. #	0:07:51	0:07:53
HE HUMS DECK THE HALLS	0:07:56	0:08:00
Happy Christmas Eve, neighbour.	0:08:03	0:08:05
Argh!	0:08:07	0:08:08
Ooh! Oh! Oh!	0:08:08	0:08:09
Oh! Odd.	0:08:10	0:08:12
If I didn't know any better I'd say Alston didn't like my decorations.	0:08:14	0:08:17
Hard to believe when they're so classy.	0:08:17	0:08:20
Ho-ho-ho! Yo! Yo! Yo!	0:08:25	0:08:29
I guess not everyone is as full of Christmas cheer as we are.	0:08:29	0:08:32
Ho!	0:08:34	0:08:35
Our first ever Christmas in Scream Street.	0:08:35	0:08:38
A time for joy and goodwill to all.	0:08:39	0:08:43
Step away from the presents.	0:08:43	0:08:45
Trying to work out what your presents are, Luke?	0:08:45	0:08:48
What? No. Well, yes.	0:08:48	0:08:50
I was just checking you'd got me what I asked for this year.	0:08:50	0:08:53
Remind me. Come off it. It's Zombie Kick Boxer 5D.	0:08:53	0:08:56
They've added a whole other dimension.	0:08:56	0:08:58
You're lucky we bought you anything at all.	0:08:58	0:09:00
You still haven't used last year's present.	0:09:00	0:09:03
Fishing is a proper hobby.	0:09:03	0:09:05
Yeah, but imagine what you might catch in Scream Street.	0:09:05	0:09:09
All right, fine. I'll take it out and have a go right now.	0:09:09	0:09:12
Yeah, fishing. Going fishing. Yeah.	0:09:12	0:09:16
Huh! Happy Christmas, Mr Binman.	0:09:16	0:09:18
Well, if we don't reel in some party guests soon all this will go	0:09:19	0:09:23
to waste. Well, not all.	0:09:23	0:09:25
I'm sure some of the monsters, I mean neighbours, will be along soon.	0:09:25	0:09:29
They're probably all busy getting into the Christmas spirit like us.	0:09:29	0:09:32
Let's open up the last window.	0:09:33	0:09:35
I've closed up the last window.	0:09:37	0:09:40
HE LAUGHS	0:09:40	0:09:42
Hm.	0:09:40	0:09:42
Oh!	0:09:42	0:09:44
HE HUMS	0:09:45	0:09:47
Hm. Seeing as you're so keen on handling the presents, Luke,	0:09:51	0:09:55
why don't you deliver a few?	0:09:55	0:09:57
Huh? There. Perfect.	0:09:57	0:09:59
Hm.	0:10:00	0:10:01
That's weird.	0:10:06	0:10:07
Shush! Quiet! I can hear you saying "Shush." No, you can't.	0:10:09	0:10:12
OK. Whatever. Happy Christmas.	0:10:12	0:10:15
Luke, go home and hide. Luke? Oh, no.	0:10:15	0:10:22
Someone really needs to tell this place how to do Christmas.	0:10:23	0:10:26
Woof-woof!	0:10:26	0:10:27
Don't worry, Dig. You've got one too. Can you guess what it is?	0:10:27	0:10:31
Can you?	0:10:31	0:10:33
SHE GASPS	0:10:38	0:10:39
Luke. What are you doing creeping around?	0:10:39	0:10:43
Do you know what day it is? Christmas Eve. Obviously.	0:10:43	0:10:46
I'm not wearing this for fun.	0:10:46	0:10:48
I was bringing you a present but actually I might not bother.	0:10:48	0:10:51
Get inside, now! Am I missing something? Whoa!	0:10:51	0:10:54
It sounds like Christmas Eve in Scream Street is a little	0:10:59	0:11:01
different to what you're used to. I'll barricade the door.	0:11:01	0:11:05
Hadn't noticed. Luke, this is serious.	0:11:05	0:11:08
On Christmas Eve we don't get Father Christmas visiting. We get...	0:11:08	0:11:12
I can't even say his name. OK, I'll say it.	0:11:12	0:11:16
We get... Hey, I want to tell him, thank you.	0:11:16	0:11:19
It's... No, I can't. It's...	0:11:19	0:11:22
Hey! Guys!	0:11:22	0:11:25
BOTH: The Grumpus!	0:11:25	0:11:26
Sing along, kids! Ha-ha!	0:11:28	0:11:30
# Dark and deadly through the streets he moves	0:11:30	0:11:33
# His hood is black and his feet are hooves	0:11:33	0:11:36
# Seeking victims to catch unaware	0:11:36	0:11:39
# Don't look for his face	0:11:39	0:11:41
# Because it ain't there	0:11:41	0:11:44
# Grumpus rumpus Don't stay out late	0:11:44	0:11:48
# Grumpus rumpus He'll seal your fate	0:11:48	0:11:51
# Grumpus rumpus On Christmas Eve	0:11:51	0:11:54
# The Grumpus has something evil up his sleeve	0:11:54	0:11:59
# Grumpus rumpus Don't stay out late	0:11:59	0:12:02
# Grumpus rumpus He'll seal your fate	0:12:02	0:12:05
# Grumpus rumpus On Christmas Eve	0:12:05	0:12:09
# The Grumpus has something evil up his sleeve. #	0:12:09	0:12:13
Scary, huh?	0:12:15	0:12:17
Scary that Brain Drain thought a Christmas single was a good idea.	0:12:17	0:12:20
You can't leave. Cleo's dad has barricaded the front door.	0:12:20	0:12:22
Actually he's barricaded the fridge door.	0:12:22	0:12:25
Oh. No wonder I'm hungry.	0:12:25	0:12:26
So when you're over this whole Grumpus thing	0:12:26	0:12:29
your presents will be at my place.	0:12:29	0:12:30
Happy Christmas Eve.	0:12:30	0:12:32
Luke, you need to put all of your presents outside.	0:12:33	0:12:37
Give them to the Grumpus.	0:12:37	0:12:38
It's the only thing that's going to keep him away from your house.	0:12:38	0:12:41
Not going to happen. At least warn your parents.	0:12:41	0:12:43
No-one's putting my Zombie Kick Boxer 5D outside all night just	0:12:43	0:12:46
because of some made up monster.	0:12:46	0:12:48
Grumpus. Huh!	0:12:50	0:12:52
Oh! I think I've eaten one too many sausages.	0:12:53	0:12:57
Or one too few.	0:12:57	0:12:59
Why has nobody turned up?	0:13:03	0:13:05
You know Scream Street. They do things differently here.	0:13:05	0:13:08
Yes, but there must be a reason.	0:13:08	0:13:10
Any Christmas message for the people watching at home, Mr Mayor?	0:13:10	0:13:13
Just the usual. It is Christmas Eve and we all know what that means.	0:13:13	0:13:18
Lock your doors, barricade your windows...	0:13:18	0:13:21
Er... Let me tidy all this up.	0:13:21	0:13:22
You two should have an early night. You, tidy up?	0:13:22	0:13:25
Yes, think of it as an early Xmas present. Yeah, why not?	0:13:25	0:13:28
Thanks, Luke. Good night.	0:13:28	0:13:30
Above all else, don't forget to put presents out for the Grumpus.	0:13:30	0:13:34
And one more thing, hide. Seriously, though, hide.	0:13:34	0:13:40
I'm boarding up the right door this time, Princess.	0:13:43	0:13:46
Hey! Who put my house on the wrong side of the door?	0:13:48	0:13:52
ROAR	0:13:52	0:13:54
Oh! Who's there?	0:13:54	0:13:55
Help! Cleo, let me in, let me in. I can't open it. I know.	0:13:55	0:14:01
I boarded it up.	0:14:01	0:14:03
Stand back.	0:14:03	0:14:04
Ya!	0:14:04	0:14:06
Quick, get in. I'll board it up this time.	0:14:06	0:14:10
Woof-woof!	0:14:10	0:14:12
SHE SIGHS	0:14:15	0:14:16
HE SNIFFS	0:14:25	0:14:26
GROWL	0:14:28	0:14:30
DIG WHIMPERS	0:14:30	0:14:31
Where is it? I don't know. You had it. He'll be here soon.	0:14:34	0:14:38
He'll be here soon.	0:14:38	0:14:39
RASPBERRY	0:14:38	0:14:39
BOTH: He's here!	0:14:41	0:14:42
RASPBERRY	0:14:42	0:14:43
Stop that. I can't see.	0:14:43	0:14:44
RASPBERRY	0:14:44	0:14:46
It's not me it's you.	0:14:44	0:14:46
Ah! Got it.	0:14:46	0:14:48
Sorry it's late, Mr Grumpus. Merry Christmas.	0:14:48	0:14:51
ROAR	0:14:51	0:14:52
Don't say that. He hates Christmas.	0:14:52	0:14:55
Ho-ho-ho! Yo! Yo! Yo!	0:15:18	0:15:21
GROWL	0:15:23	0:15:24
THUDDING	0:15:27	0:15:28
Huh?	0:15:28	0:15:29
CREAK	0:15:32	0:15:33
HE GASPS	0:15:33	0:15:34
Hello?	0:15:41	0:15:42
Stupid scary story freaking me out.	0:15:44	0:15:47
GROWL	0:15:47	0:15:48
Huh?	0:15:48	0:15:49
Argh!	0:15:49	0:15:51
Ow!	0:15:51	0:15:52
Luke, are you all right? What are you doing up?	0:15:54	0:15:57
As if we didn't know.	0:15:57	0:15:58
Sneaking down to feel your presents again.	0:15:58	0:16:01
Just thought I heard a... A power cut.	0:16:01	0:16:03
Yeah, so I'm just checking the lights.	0:16:03	0:16:06
How do you hear a power cut?	0:16:06	0:16:08
I think we get what's going on. You do? You're excited, sure.	0:16:09	0:16:14
But don't you think you're a little too old for...?	0:16:14	0:16:17
Santa!	0:16:17	0:16:19
Reindeer footprints.	0:16:19	0:16:21
See! See! Santa's been. Santa!	0:16:21	0:16:24
Hooves? We must have disturbed him.	0:16:24	0:16:26
It's the Grumpus. But we have to hide.	0:16:26	0:16:30
OK. Let's all calm down, shall we?	0:16:30	0:16:32
GROWL	0:16:32	0:16:34
CRACKLING	0:16:34	0:16:35
Oh!	0:16:34	0:16:35
GROWL	0:16:36	0:16:37
Argh!	0:16:37	0:16:39
Oh, Honey, it's just the lights.	0:16:40	0:16:42
Argh!	0:16:46	0:16:47
There's no rational expression for that, is there?	0:16:47	0:16:50
GROWL	0:16:50	0:16:52
Oh! Stay back! I don't scare easy. I'm part werewolf.	0:16:52	0:16:56
Most werewolf.	0:16:56	0:16:57
All werewolf?	0:16:57	0:16:59
GROWL	0:16:59	0:17:01
THEY SCREAM	0:17:01	0:17:03
GROWL	0:17:03	0:17:04
THEY SCREAM	0:17:04	0:17:06
WHIMPERING	0:17:07	0:17:09
Luke, help your dad.	0:17:09	0:17:11
Oh! It's gone. Oh!	0:17:12	0:17:14
KNOCK ON DOOR	0:17:14	0:17:15
Argh!	0:17:15	0:17:18
I knew it. What do you think you're playing at?	0:17:21	0:17:24
Er... Mayor Sneer. I'm afraid you're bit late for the party.	0:17:24	0:17:28
I don't think we invited him. Sh!	0:17:28	0:17:29
You are putting the whole of Scream Street in terrible danger.	0:17:29	0:17:34
It is Christmas Eve, you know.	0:17:34	0:17:36
Are you OK? We heard Mr Watson screaming.	0:17:36	0:17:38
I think you'll find we were all screaming, actually.	0:17:38	0:17:40
Yeah, but yours is particularly high pitched.	0:17:40	0:17:44
Sort of a "Waaghh, waaghh," like a baby. "Waaghh."	0:17:44	0:17:46
Anyway, that's neither here nor there.	0:17:46	0:17:48
Luke, you did tell your parents about the Grumpus, didn't you?	0:17:48	0:17:51
Huh! Well...	0:17:51	0:17:52
You've got some explaining to do.	0:17:52	0:17:54
HOWL	0:17:58	0:17:59
Ha-ha-ha!	0:18:01	0:18:04
HOWL	0:18:04	0:18:06
Lovely.	0:18:19	0:18:23
It's nearly Christmas - so today's Push Off is a	0:18:23	0:18:26
pantomime-themed special.	0:18:26	0:18:28
Oh no it's not!	0:18:28	0:18:29
Oh, yes it is!	0:18:29	0:18:31
I'm the evil villain.	0:18:31	0:18:32
And I'm the dame!	0:18:32	0:18:40
We can't play the game without some contestants, but where	0:18:40	0:18:42
are they?	0:18:42	0:18:43
They're behind you!	0:18:43	0:18:45
Oh yeah!	0:18:45	0:18:48
It's Fairy Katie and Rhys the Genie!	0:18:48	0:18:55
The costumes look great. Welcome to Push Off. No pressure today but we	0:18:55	0:19:05
need a winner.	0:19:05	0:19:12
Whoever is at	0:19:12	0:19:13
the top of leaderboard at the end of the game will win this!	0:19:13	0:19:17
The Golden Toilet Brush!	0:19:17	0:19:19
Let's remind ourselves how the leaderboard is looking.	0:19:19	0:19:24
Languishing at the bottom and feeling like right turkeys	0:19:24	0:19:30
are Annabelle, Lauren and Amelia with a paltry zero.	0:19:30	0:19:33
Many more have tried and failed to hit the dizzy heights,	0:19:33	0:19:35
but riding high at the top for the past five shows, with a	0:19:35	0:19:38
Christmas cracker of a score, it's Pixie Lott with 91	0:19:38	0:19:41
toilet rolls.	0:19:41	0:19:46
So it's 91 to beat.	0:19:46	0:19:55
Dame Jonny, please tell Katie and Rhys what challenge awaits them.	0:19:55	0:20:03
It is my pleasure to explain to you.	0:20:03	0:20:06
Our celebrities will Push Off their supermarket trolley,	0:20:06	0:20:08
releasing it by the time they reach this line.	0:20:08	0:20:11
They have to propel their trolley all the way down the	0:20:11	0:20:14
aisle and into the Managers Special - this stack of over	0:20:14	0:20:16
600 toilet rolls!	0:20:16	0:20:19
The aim of the game is to land as many toilet rolls in your	0:20:19	0:20:23
trolley as possible.	0:20:23	0:20:24
For every toilet roll in the trolley our celebrities score	0:20:24	0:20:26
a point.	0:20:26	0:20:29
If they land the Golden Toilet Roll that's worth ten points!	0:20:29	0:20:36
But if they land the Brown Toilet Roll they lose five points.	0:20:36	0:20:44
Let's see which trolleys our celebrities can select this	0:20:44	0:20:47
morning!	0:20:47	0:20:56
Trolley A is Jack B.Stalk - Jack is a runner and has BEAN free	0:20:56	0:20:59
wheeling down the aisles for years.	0:20:59	0:21:01
If Jack hasn't BEAN there and done that then there is no	0:21:01	0:21:04
point trying.	0:21:04	0:21:05
Trolley B is Cindy Rella.	0:21:05	0:21:06
Cindy started out as a footballer but failed as she was	0:21:06	0:21:09
always running away from the ball.	0:21:09	0:21:10
Known for her speed and determination, Cindy has gone from	0:21:10	0:21:13
rags to riches.	0:21:13	0:21:15
And Trolley C is "Stanley".	0:21:15	0:21:16
Aaaah - Stanley.	0:21:16	0:21:18
Such a sad life.	0:21:18	0:21:24
No one should be alone at Christmas, not even Stanley.	0:21:24	0:21:28
Katie - you're up first.	0:21:28	0:21:33
I am nervous.	0:21:33	0:21:35
Please clock in for your shift.	0:21:35	0:21:39
Katie LOVES dogs, particularly beagles.	0:21:39	0:21:42
She once danced the waltz with Edward from Jedward,	0:21:42	0:21:44
but will she be waltzing down the Push Off aisle today?	0:21:44	0:21:50
I hope you will, there's a lot at stake!	0:21:50	0:21:54
Katie, you've got the duration it takes me	0:21:54	0:21:56
and my team to perform the	0:21:56	0:21:57
Supermarket Salsa to decide which trolley you would like.	0:21:57	0:22:03
Hit it!	0:22:03	0:22:13
So which trolley are you going for?	0:22:15	0:22:20
I feel forced Danny Lee but I'm going to go for Cindy. Lovely, get	0:22:20	0:22:31
in your position. Can't hurt in.	0:22:31	0:22:37
In three...	0:22:37	0:22:38
Two...	0:22:38	0:22:39
One...	0:22:39	0:22:40
Push Off!	0:22:40	0:22:44
A very strong start from the ferry. She has hit the toilet rolls with	0:22:44	0:22:50
great aplomb. Let's see that top shot. Lovely. 91 is the score to	0:22:50	0:23:07
beat. That was set by Pixie Lott. Five, six, seven... Eight toilet	0:23:07	0:23:19
rolls. Nine, ten, 11. That has not made a huge amount of difference, to	0:23:19	0:23:34
be honest. But you're not at the bottom, a Christmas miracle. Just	0:23:34	0:23:41
above Jake Mitchell. Can you beat that?	0:23:41	0:23:50
Rhys - you're next.	0:23:50	0:23:54
We almost lost a couple. No pressure because there is the golden toilet	0:23:54	0:24:02
brush at stake. I am so nervous. Please clock in.	0:24:02	0:24:09
Rhys hates porridge and is scared of heights.	0:24:09	0:24:12
But loves basketball and Arsenal FC.	0:24:12	0:24:14
Will he be a top scorer today in Push Off?	0:24:14	0:24:23
You do not like porridge? It is horrible, all lumpy. Which surely	0:24:23	0:24:34
have you chosen? I'm going with Jack. You are the only one that can	0:24:34	0:24:48
beat Pixie Lott. No pressure.	0:24:48	0:24:51
Please get into position for your Push Off!	0:24:51	0:24:57
In three, two, one. Push Off! He gives it a good run. Hit the toilet	0:24:57	0:25:08
roll. In slow motion it is still fast, think of that. Very close.	0:25:08	0:25:24
Five, six, seven. 15, 16. 21, 20 two. 28. 31, 32. 38, 30 nine. 44, 40	0:25:24	0:25:43
five. 60, 61. 71, 73. 79, 80. 84, 80 five. That may be the most we have	0:25:43	0:26:15
had in the trolley but no golden toilet roll. So close. And yet so	0:26:15	0:26:25
far put up but congratulations. You're winning the very coveted	0:26:25	0:26:41
employee of the week certificate. The boy did good!	0:26:41	0:26:52
For every winner, there's also a loser.	0:26:52	0:26:53
And in this game that means a Pie in the Face!	0:26:53	0:27:00
Time for the big moment now.	0:27:00	0:27:07
I forgot about that! A big moment. It is the last Push Off of the	0:27:07	0:27:24
series, 12 weeks and at the top of the leaderboard we have... Pixie	0:27:24	0:27:28
Lott! Hello Saturday Mash-Up, I'm honoured to win might coveted Golden	0:27:28	0:27:38
toilet brush award. I want to thank all my fans, my friends and family	0:27:38	0:27:43
and all of you at the show who let me win. Thank you very much, see you	0:27:43	0:27:48
soon. Congratulations and thank you to all of the celebrities who have	0:27:48	0:27:55
played Push Off this series, we have had a ball. Let's take a look at	0:27:55	0:28:01
what Tom Fletcher had to say in Stars Behind Bars.	0:28:01	0:28:13
Singer songwriter Tom Fletcher, you've been sentenced to 100 seconds	0:28:15	0:28:18
of tough questioning. Answer everything honestly and you will be	0:28:18	0:28:23
released. What has been your proudest moment? My proudest moment	0:28:23	0:28:27
in my life has been having my children. They're cheeky little	0:28:27	0:28:33
monkeys but they make me very proud. What is your favourite seasonal	0:28:33	0:28:39
song? My favourite seasonal song would be simply having a wonderful	0:28:39	0:28:44
Christmas time. That is my favourite. How did it feel to write	0:28:44	0:28:51
and perform a seasonal soundtrack? I love writing books and I love	0:28:51	0:28:56
writing songs so it was like my perfect project to work on, amazing.	0:28:56	0:29:05
What bad habits are annoying the other inmates? I do sing in my sleep	0:29:05	0:29:10
from time to time. That is really annoying for everyone else. Not the	0:29:10	0:29:15
best habit. What is the first thing you will do when you are released? I	0:29:15	0:29:21
will go Christmas shopping. I have some serious catching up to do. Tom	0:29:21	0:29:30
Fletcher, what a cracker. Your honesty has earned you an early	0:29:30	0:29:36
release. Merry Christmas, everyone! See you soon.	0:29:36	0:29:51
Scream Street Part 2 isn't far away but first it's	0:29:51	0:29:53
competition time.	0:29:53	0:30:01
Woo!	0:30:01	0:30:03
Last week's winner was Caitlyn from Bolton.	0:30:03	0:30:08
She looks super happy. Lovely!	0:30:08	0:30:10
Let's see what prizes are up for grabs today!	0:30:10	0:30:15
Look at these!	0:30:15	0:30:16
For the last time - it's the 2017 Mash-Up goodies!	0:30:16	0:30:21
But there is more!	0:30:21	0:30:28
Our guests have some prizes... Katie? I have this jumper that I	0:30:28	0:30:34
wore on CBBC today, it is a little phoney because I used it to mop my	0:30:34	0:30:37
brow! This has also been worn yesterday but mine is mess free	0:30:37	0:30:48
extra it does smell a bit... This is Hacker's bowl. It's quite a big	0:30:48	0:30:56
thing to give this away... Turn it upside down...? It is very clean! I	0:30:56	0:31:05
have this T-shirt. It was worn on a track in the jungle. And I have	0:31:05	0:31:12
cards and stickers and stuff. I have the script for the Christmas Special	0:31:12	0:31:19
and it is signed! That's amazing! And I have a prize that you will	0:31:19	0:31:27
love...	0:31:27	0:31:29
It's a little bit of actual Christmas Pudding.	0:31:29	0:31:31
Actual Christmas Pudding?	0:31:31	0:31:32
The real deal!	0:31:32	0:31:33
Shop bought!	0:31:33	0:31:36
Shop bought?	0:31:36	0:31:37
All right then!	0:31:37	0:31:38
Although it is bought from a shop that liberally smothers	0:31:38	0:31:41
all its Christmas puddings in Meat Paste!	0:31:41	0:31:42
Huzzah!	0:31:42	0:31:44
Why does that shop even exist?!	0:31:44	0:31:49
Do not shout at Santa!	0:31:49	0:31:53
If you want to be in with a chance of winning all of these	0:31:53	0:31:56
amazing prizes, except Hacker's pudding, you need to answer	0:31:56	0:31:59
this question.	0:31:59	0:32:00
Who was the winner of I'm a Celebrity 2017?	0:32:00	0:32:02
A) Iain Lee.	0:32:02	0:32:03
B) Jamie Lomas.	0:32:03	0:32:04
C) Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo.	0:32:04	0:32:05
To enter go to our website click on Saturday Mash-Up	0:32:05	0:32:07
competition.	0:32:07	0:32:08
Entries close at 10am and keep your ear out for the phone	0:32:08	0:32:11
because we'll be calling the winner live on the show later.	0:32:11	0:32:16
That's my bowl! It is a gift...	0:32:16	0:32:20
Now excuse me as I meet the Monarch.	0:32:20	0:32:29
I am playing my trumpet. It means one thing... I have received	0:32:29	0:32:34
information by royal decree about today's Mash-Up Monarch.	0:32:34	0:32:40
She's got a dog called Tinkerbell...	0:32:40	0:32:42
She's a cheerleader...	0:32:42	0:32:43
Her favourite food is tacos with chilli and cheese...	0:32:43	0:32:50
Please welcome our Monarch - Isla from Loughborough.	0:32:50	0:32:58
Lovely!	0:32:58	0:33:02
Good morning our Queen!	0:33:02	0:33:06
I can't see her face! There we go... We can see you now! How are you	0:33:06	0:33:15
doing today? I am good, thank you.	0:33:15	0:33:18
As you're a cheerleader - can you give us a quick Mash-Up	0:33:18	0:33:21
cheer?	0:33:21	0:33:29
Put it up there! Lovely! Go for it!	0:33:29	0:33:32
Give us an M...	0:33:32	0:33:35
A! S!	0:33:40	0:33:54
H! U! P! That's how you spell the show!	0:33:55	0:33:59
Now I have noticed you are missing your crown, can one of	0:33:59	0:34:02
your servants please bring in the Royal cracker.	0:34:02	0:34:04
Please can you pull the Royal cracker?	0:34:04	0:34:07
She knows! Lovely! Ooh! Nicely done! Queen, but on your crown and read	0:34:07	0:34:24
out the joke, is there one in there? Yes. Awesome. There is your crown...	0:34:24	0:34:35
Very nice!	0:34:35	0:34:37
What's the joke inside?	0:34:37	0:34:41
What does Hacker have in common with a smartphone?	0:34:41	0:34:49
They both have collar ID! Very nice! Well done! Now, I think it is time,	0:34:49	0:35:01
you've entertained us plenty but...	0:35:01	0:35:03
Isla, it's time for your Royal ruling.	0:35:03	0:35:08
We do not have Santa in here so we decided to take two of our guests	0:35:08	0:35:15
and turn them into one! We have...	0:35:15	0:35:20
I have a Santa hat here and a can of shaving foam.	0:35:20	0:35:23
But who would you like to see made in to Santa this morning, with a	0:35:23	0:35:27
big white beard?	0:35:27	0:35:28
Will it be Kia?	0:35:28	0:35:29
Or Karim?	0:35:29	0:35:30
What do you think? I choose... Karim! My word, let's get in there!	0:35:30	0:35:44
Is this straightaway? I do not need delayed any more... -- need the lead	0:35:44	0:35:55
any more. Let's get that creamy beer... It might	0:35:55	0:35:58
a bit. -- let's get that creamy beard. It might go up your nose a	0:36:02	0:36:12
little bit... It is lovely! Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!	0:36:12	0:36:26
We've had 11 fantastic music performances over this series	0:36:26	0:36:28
of Saturday Mash-Up, but which one would you like to see	0:36:28	0:36:31
again?	0:36:31	0:36:32
Go to our website and click on Battle of the Bands to vote	0:36:32	0:36:35
for the performance you would like to see again this	0:36:35	0:36:37
morning.	0:36:37	0:36:42
You are being serious now... What was that, Santa close? -- Santa?	0:36:42	0:36:51
Voting closes at 10am, so hurry!	0:36:51	0:36:52
One performance that you don't have to wait for is from	0:36:52	0:36:55
this beauty - Muriel!	0:36:55	0:36:56
Good morning!	0:36:56	0:36:57
Good morning!	0:36:57	0:36:58
This little ditty is dedicated to an old Saurus I once knew.	0:36:58	0:37:01
Ahem.	0:37:01	0:37:02
# I don't want a lot for Christmas	0:37:02	0:37:04
# There is just one thing I need	0:37:04	0:37:06
# I don't care about the presents	0:37:06	0:37:10
# Underneath the Christmas tree	0:37:10	0:37:14
# I just want you for my own	0:37:14	0:37:18
# More than you could ever know	0:37:18	0:37:28
# Make my wish come true, oh	0:37:28	0:37:30
# All I want for Christmas is you	0:37:30	0:37:41
COUGHS	0:37:48	0:37:50
Stop the recording!	0:37:50	0:37:51
I'm having a right time of it, must be all this snow we've	0:37:51	0:37:55
been having!	0:37:55	0:38:00
All I want for Christmas is for you to fix that throat!	0:38:00	0:38:05
Now it's time for this!	0:38:05	0:38:06
# How many things in the thing?	0:38:06	0:38:08
# How many, how many?	0:38:08	0:38:09
# How many things in the thing?	0:38:09	0:38:11
# How many, how many?	0:38:11	0:38:12
# How many, things in the thing?	0:38:12	0:38:14
It's Things In the Thing time!	0:38:14	0:38:17
Last week River from Wrexham correctly guessed that there	0:38:17	0:38:19
were 180 baubles in the bauble.	0:38:19	0:38:25
Well done! Now, Mash-Up Mob, are you ready to find out how many things	0:38:25	0:38:33
are in a thing this week? Yes!	0:38:33	0:38:38
Keith on camera - are you ready?	0:38:38	0:38:41
I want to know! Of course he does! Without further ado...	0:38:41	0:38:46
I can reveal that today's Thing In a Thing is...	0:38:46	0:38:49
It's Presents in a Postbox!	0:38:49	0:38:52
Have a good look.	0:38:52	0:38:54
How many presents are in the postbox?	0:38:54	0:38:56
If you want a chance to guess live on TV this morning then	0:38:56	0:38:59
head to our website for all the details.	0:38:59	0:39:03
Five callers will get the chance to play the last Things in	0:39:03	0:39:06
the Thing of the series later this morning!	0:39:06	0:39:08
Before that, it's time for part 2 of Scream Street!	0:39:08	0:39:09
# He was a kid who didn't fit in	0:39:12	0:39:14
# Got a wolf living inside under his skin	0:39:14	0:39:16
# When he's angry his body sprouts hair	0:39:16	0:39:19
# So he got a ticket you'll never guess where	0:39:19	0:39:21
# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street	0:39:21	0:39:25
# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street	0:39:25	0:39:29
# Next door's a vampire maybe not	0:39:34	0:39:36
# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot	0:39:36	0:39:39
# Yeah being a freak is totally normal	0:39:39	0:39:41
# When everyone's freaky paranormal	0:39:41	0:39:43
# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street	0:39:43	0:39:47
# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street	0:39:47	0:39:52
# Scream, scream, scream. #	0:39:52	0:39:53
Ha-ha-ha-ha!	0:39:53	0:39:55
It's for the best, Luke.	0:39:56	0:39:58
Oh! Yeah. Luella, what are you doing here?	0:39:58	0:40:01
I was following you... I mean, worried about you! Oh!	0:40:01	0:40:05
What's that?	0:40:05	0:40:07
HE GROANS	0:40:07	0:40:08
SHE GASPS	0:40:08	0:40:10
BARKS	0:40:10	0:40:12
Go to your homes, the Grumpus will be back before you know it.	0:40:12	0:40:15
Ah, we don't actually live here.	0:40:15	0:40:18
No matter, indoors now.	0:40:18	0:40:20
Luella?! Home, now.	0:40:23	0:40:26
Till tomorrow, my Christmas angel.	0:40:26	0:40:28
Maybe he doesn't like computer games.	0:40:36	0:40:38
The Grumpus doesn't care what the presents are!	0:40:38	0:40:41
It just wants to suck all of the joy and goodwill out of Christmas	0:40:41	0:40:46
until there's nothing left but sadness and misery.	0:40:46	0:40:48
Remind me not to invite you round for New Year's Eve, yeah?	0:40:48	0:40:51
CREATURE ROARS	0:40:51	0:40:52
It's here!	0:40:52	0:40:54
I'm never going to get to play Zombie Kickboxer 5―D now.	0:40:58	0:41:01
On the plus side, you are still alive.	0:41:01	0:41:04
It's not fair, that was my present.	0:41:04	0:41:07
Oh, I'm going to get it back.	0:41:07	0:41:09
Ha-ha, get it back! Nice one, Luke. Yeah, let's go catch	0:41:09	0:41:13
the Grumpus! Ha-ha...oh.	0:41:13	0:41:15
Only a total idiot would go out on Christmas Eve!	0:41:16	0:41:20
And you've gone too, haven't you? Oh, guano cakes!	0:41:20	0:41:24
HE GRUNTS	0:41:27	0:41:29
ROARS	0:41:29	0:41:30
Oi, give my presents back!	0:41:30	0:41:32
There he is!	0:41:35	0:41:38
Oh, the rooftops! No way.	0:41:38	0:41:40
Yes, way!	0:41:41	0:41:42
What? He's too far away, we'll never catch him.	0:41:46	0:41:50
ROARS	0:42:02	0:42:03
Uh?	0:42:06	0:42:07
How does he keep doing that?	0:42:11	0:42:13
I think it's just standard crazy evil magic monster stuff.	0:42:13	0:42:17
Ha-ha! Got you!	0:42:22	0:42:24
Ahh!	0:42:24	0:42:26
Two Grumpuses? Ooh, technically that's Grumpi,	0:42:27	0:42:30
you know, like sarcophagi? He-he, never mind.	0:42:30	0:42:34
HE STRAINS AND SNIFFS	0:42:34	0:42:36
The legend doesn't say anything about there being more than	0:42:36	0:42:39
one Grumpus, something is going on.	0:42:39	0:42:41
And I think I might know what. Come on, I've got to get	0:42:42	0:42:44
something from the dustbin.	0:42:44	0:42:46
What? Good evening, we interrupt whatever you were doing cos	0:42:46	0:42:50
you were too scared to sleep, to bring you a special live report.	0:42:50	0:42:54
We are here at the town square, where a huge Christmas present	0:42:54	0:42:58
has mysteriously appeared, an irresistible prize for the Grumpus.	0:42:58	0:43:03
Are you sure we're not in any danger? I promise.	0:43:03	0:43:06
Oh, this is going to win you a Screamy Award for journalism.	0:43:06	0:43:09
CHEERING	0:43:11	0:43:12
I'd like to thank my mum and dad, and my lawyers,	0:43:12	0:43:15
who are a bunch of bloodsucking vampires - love you!	0:43:15	0:43:19
OK, we'll give it five minutes but then... It's here!	0:43:21	0:43:24
GRUMPUS FOOTSTEPS	0:43:24	0:43:26
This is it!	0:43:26	0:43:27
You are about to see the first-ever footage of the Grumpus in action.	0:43:27	0:43:31
This is Sophie Rawskin for Channel Z News, risking life and limb...	0:43:31	0:43:35
Well, not life, to bring you this story with no thoughts of fame	0:43:35	0:43:39
or Screamy Awards, just doing my job.	0:43:39	0:43:42
This is the moment...	0:43:44	0:43:46
You are going to actually see the monstrous...	0:43:46	0:43:49
HE SCREAMS	0:43:49	0:43:51
Mayor Sneer?! Ah! Oh! What?	0:43:51	0:43:54
Huh!	0:43:54	0:43:55
HE GROANS	0:43:57	0:44:00
Mayor Sneer tricked us. We want the truth.	0:44:00	0:44:04
Where's a pitchfork when you need one?	0:44:04	0:44:06
CHANTING: OTTO, OTTO, OTTO...	0:44:06	0:44:10
Hmm? Luke's gone, and Cleo and Resus...	0:44:10	0:44:13
Oh. The Grumpus! I hardly think that lot would be about	0:44:13	0:44:16
if the Grumpus was still a problem. Ah, suppose not.	0:44:16	0:44:21
Where are they all off to?	0:44:21	0:44:23
Sounds like a party chez Otto, Luke probably tagged along.	0:44:23	0:44:26
Why didn't he tell us about it? Well, we did give his present away.	0:44:26	0:44:30
Then let's make it up to him, then, eh?	0:44:30	0:44:32
How? I was hoping you'd have an idea.	0:44:32	0:44:34
Maybe I do...	0:44:36	0:44:38
OTTO, OTTO, OTTO...	0:44:38	0:44:40
Ha! Told you it was Otto!	0:44:40	0:44:43
I thought it might be Otto.	0:44:43	0:44:45
I had no idea it was Otto.	0:44:45	0:44:47
OTTO, OTTO, OTTO...	0:44:49	0:44:52
These are ours. Hmm, hoofprint boots.	0:44:58	0:45:03
It was Otto who told everyone to put presents out for the Grumpus,	0:45:03	0:45:07
so he could collect them with his goons.	0:45:07	0:45:09
That's why we couldn't catch him.	0:45:10	0:45:12
There wasn't one Grumpus, there were three!	0:45:15	0:45:18
ALL GASP	0:45:19	0:45:22
One... BOO!	0:45:22	0:45:24
Two... BOO!	0:45:24	0:45:26
Three! BOO!	0:45:26	0:45:29
Four...?	0:45:30	0:45:32
ALL GASP	0:45:32	0:45:34
Ahh... Luke...!	0:45:34	0:45:37
LUKE GASPS	0:45:37	0:45:38
I am the Grumpus!	0:45:38	0:45:40
HE ROARS	0:45:43	0:45:44
ALL SCREAM	0:45:44	0:45:48
I saw you on TV. I don't like people impersonating me.	0:45:48	0:45:52
Well, so good to meet you, Mr Grumpus, but it's late, so...	0:45:52	0:45:55
..ha-ha, if you don't mind...	0:45:55	0:45:57
Whoa-ha! When I have drained you of your inner happiness,	0:45:57	0:46:01
you shall know what it is to be truly bleak,	0:46:01	0:46:03
to be GRUMPUS!	0:46:03	0:46:05
MUM! OH...	0:46:08	0:46:10
Luella, talk to me...	0:46:14	0:46:18
GRUMPUS ROARS	0:46:18	0:46:20
Here, now, you can't do that, where's your Christmas cheer?	0:46:25	0:46:28
I'd rather spread a little Christmas fear!	0:46:28	0:46:30
He's going to suck the joy out of all of us!	0:46:38	0:46:40
At least Mum and Dad aren't here.	0:46:40	0:46:43
BOTH: Merry Christmas!	0:46:43	0:46:44
Oh, Mum, Dad, no.	0:46:45	0:46:47
Wait, look at the Grumpus...	0:46:47	0:46:49
No...	0:46:49	0:46:51
Er...	0:46:51	0:46:52
Where...?	0:46:52	0:46:54
What's going on? Is that the Grumpus?	0:46:55	0:46:58
Yes, but don't stop, come on, come on, be Christmassy.	0:46:58	0:47:00
Erm, ho-ho-ho!	0:47:00	0:47:03
Ah, no! That's its weakness, we all have to be cheerful and Christmasy.	0:47:03	0:47:09
Merry...Christmas?	0:47:09	0:47:11
Ah, no!	0:47:11	0:47:13
# Deck the halls with bells of something	0:47:13	0:47:16
# Tra-la-la-la, la-la-la... #	0:47:16	0:47:18
Oh, please, no! It's working!	0:47:18	0:47:21
Happy Christmas!	0:47:25	0:47:27
Good tidings of great joy!	0:47:27	0:47:29
Everyone be merry, even you, Otto. What? But I hate Christmas.	0:47:29	0:47:35
Ha-ha-ha, yes!	0:47:35	0:47:36
Merry Christmas, Otto!	0:47:36	0:47:38
Luke!	0:47:40	0:47:41
Ah! What? For me?	0:47:42	0:47:44
Oh, it goes with my earmuffs, no-one's ever given me a present	0:47:47	0:47:52
before. I mean, I've stolen a few but...	0:47:52	0:47:56
..thank you and merry Christmas.	0:47:56	0:47:58
Ah, no!	0:47:59	0:48:03
Oh!	0:48:03	0:48:04
Snow? Seriously? We're indoors.	0:48:04	0:48:08
Nice touch, Eefa.	0:48:09	0:48:11
HE GROANS	0:48:12	0:48:15
I still feel a little faint, though... Oh!	0:48:17	0:48:19
Thanks, Mum, thanks, Dad.	0:48:21	0:48:23
Looks like you got your Christmas party after all.	0:48:23	0:48:25
Oh, I think we can do a little better than this, don't you?	0:48:25	0:48:29
Zombie Kickboxer 5-D, yes!	0:48:31	0:48:34
# Noisy night	0:48:34	0:48:37
# Screamy night	0:48:37	0:48:41
# Usually ends in a fight... #	0:48:41	0:48:47
Oh, uh...	0:48:48	0:48:50
THEY GIGGLE	0:48:50	0:48:53
# Zombies quite keen on eating your brains	0:48:54	0:49:01
# Scream in mortal terror	0:49:01	0:49:06
# Scream in mortal terror. #	0:49:06	0:49:14
OK, so, so, why do vampires need mouthwash?	0:49:17	0:49:21
Because they have bat breath!	0:49:21	0:49:23
LAUGHTER	0:49:23	0:49:25
Three words. It's a film. And a book. Uh, is it Scrooge?	0:49:25	0:49:30
Yes, Scrooge! Is it A Christmas Carol?	0:49:30	0:49:33
Yes, the one with Scrooge in! Ah!	0:49:33	0:49:37
You know, I think I'm starting to get used to this place.	0:49:39	0:49:42
Cheers! Anyone else for a spinal fluid?	0:49:42	0:49:45
DAD COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS	0:49:45	0:49:48
ALL: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!	0:49:48	0:49:50
Bats' breath!	0:49:50	0:49:52
I get it.	0:49:52	0:49:53
LAUGHTER	0:49:53	0:49:55
Ridiculous. Brilliant. Awesome. Fantastic. Amazing.	0:50:24	0:50:49
Fun. Slimy.	0:50:52	0:51:06
Lovely! Amazing, wonderful.	0:51:09	0:51:16
What one word would YOU use to sum up this series of	0:51:16	0:51:19
Mash-Up, Isla?	0:51:19	0:51:20
Incredible.	0:51:20	0:51:22
Time for you to make another decision.	0:51:22	0:51:24
Kia and Naomi are here.	0:51:24	0:51:30
Are you nervous? I do not know what is going to happen.	0:51:30	0:51:37
Christmas couldn't survive without Elves, helping make and	0:51:37	0:51:39
wrap all the gifts.	0:51:39	0:51:41
So today, Isla will decide which one of	0:51:41	0:51:43
you will be dressed up as our Mash-Up Elf for the rest of	0:51:43	0:51:46
the show.	0:51:46	0:51:51
You look gorgeous today!	0:51:51	0:51:55
Isla, who would you like to see as our elf?	0:51:55	0:51:58
Will it be Kia, or Naomi?	0:51:58	0:52:06
My decision is Kia. Lovely and here is your outfit. So lovely.	0:52:06	0:52:17
Pop this on, we'll see what you look like in a couple	0:52:17	0:52:20
of minutes.	0:52:20	0:52:25
Thank you for your decision. We have had an amazing 12 weeks and we have	0:52:25	0:52:31
put a lot of great stuff on the website. Let's take a look. Packed	0:52:31	0:52:36
with exciting ways to get involved with the show with unmissable	0:52:36	0:52:41
videos... Next patient, please. Now I'm feeling really Christmassy. With	0:52:41	0:52:48
quizzes to test your knowledge... And epic photos in the gallery. The	0:52:48	0:52:56
fan club is always live so you can get your fill every day of the week.	0:52:56	0:53:03
Head to the BBC website.	0:53:03	0:53:11
Earlier this morning we challenged you to transform your	0:53:11	0:53:13
grown up in to a Christmas tree!	0:53:13	0:53:19
We have already had some in.	0:53:19	0:53:21
Hacker and I are going to have a look at a few.	0:53:21	0:53:24
This is Henry with his mum Kirsty dressed as a Christmas tree.	0:53:24	0:53:32
Excellent. And Chloe, with her dad Phil, excellent use of the candy	0:53:32	0:53:41
cane knows. I hope he does not like that. Safety first!	0:53:41	0:53:49
We'll have a look at some more later.	0:53:49	0:53:51
So keep them coming into our website:	0:53:51	0:53:52
bbc.co.uk/cbbc and click on Saturday Mash-Up Make Me Viral	0:53:52	0:53:54
to send us your photos.	0:53:54	0:53:56
It's Christmas Quiz time now.	0:53:56	0:53:57
Let's play Mash-ter Mind!	0:53:57	0:54:07
Playing Mash-ter Mind are...	0:54:12	0:54:15
Katie, Naomi and Rhys - aka Team Sprout.	0:54:15	0:54:25
And Karim, Lauren and Kia - aka Team Turkey.	0:54:25	0:54:35
Welcome all to the game.	0:54:38	0:54:39
The rules are simple.	0:54:39	0:54:41
We'll play three rounds and there are lots of baubles up	0:54:41	0:54:44
for grabs.	0:54:44	0:54:45
Each bauble equals one point.	0:54:45	0:54:46
At the end of the quiz - the team with MOST points will	0:54:46	0:54:54
walk away with this.	0:54:54	0:54:57
Keeping score throughout is Mr Hacker T Dog.	0:54:57	0:55:00
Don't worry, I've got this under control!	0:55:00	0:55:02
I can certainly count better than Jonny can count	0:55:02	0:55:05
the toilet rolls anyway!	0:55:05	0:55:07
Very true, Hacker.	0:55:07	0:55:13
And the winner will of course women this hideous snowman. -- will of	0:55:13	0:55:23
course women.	0:55:23	0:55:28
Then let's get started with Round 1!	0:55:28	0:55:34
Earlier this week we sent Hacker on a mistletoe mission,	0:55:34	0:55:37
we gave him just one hour to get a kiss under the mistletoe	0:55:37	0:55:40
from as many celebrities as possible.	0:55:40	0:55:43
The question is, how many celebs do you think Hacker	0:55:43	0:55:46
managed to kiss?	0:55:46	0:55:47
Sprouts, what are you thinking?	0:55:47	0:55:52
I think five. I do not think that many would kiss him. You might be	0:55:52	0:55:59
surprised.	0:55:59	0:56:00
Team Turkey, what do you reckon?	0:56:00	0:56:05
I think he's very handsome with that beard. Write them down.	0:56:05	0:56:11
That's what our teams think.	0:56:11	0:56:16
Sprouts, you have gone for four. Turkey, I need an answer. That is	0:56:16	0:56:26
ambitious.	0:56:26	0:56:29
So let's take a look at how many celebs dared to give	0:56:29	0:56:31
Hacker a festive kiss.	0:56:31	0:56:36
Fancy a kiss? Go on.	0:56:36	0:56:48
Annabel, give us a kiss. A Christmas miracle! It is very close. But the	0:56:49	0:57:12
team that got it is Srouts.	0:57:12	0:57:16
Let's see how that affects the scores.	0:57:16	0:57:17
Hacker!	0:57:17	0:57:25
The sprouts have one point but the turkeys do not, that is how the game	0:57:25	0:57:30
works.	0:57:30	0:57:32
Time for Round 2!	0:57:32	0:57:34
There's a chance for you to catch up now.	0:57:34	0:57:37
We want to know who can identify a Christmas carol.	0:57:37	0:57:40
But not a musical carol - a real actual Carol!	0:57:40	0:57:43
Please bring in the Carols!	0:57:43	0:57:51
Superb.	0:57:51	0:57:55
One of these ladies is really called Carol.	0:57:55	0:58:02
What are you thinking?	0:58:02	0:58:10
My mum is called Carol so I have got the edge. My instinct is telling	0:58:10	0:58:17
me... Do not give it away.	0:58:17	0:58:21
Who looks like a Carol to you?	0:58:21	0:58:29
No cheating! Answers on the board.	0:58:29	0:58:43
OK.	0:58:43	0:58:49
Reveal your answer. Let's find out.	0:58:49	0:58:55
Can the real Christmas Carol please step forward!	0:58:55	0:59:04
CHEERING . There you go.	0:59:05	0:59:12
Let's just clarify what our other Carol's are really called?	0:59:12	0:59:18
June. Cathy. There you go. There are some people at home and in the fan	0:59:18	0:59:34
club. Rainbow unicorn thought it was number three. DJ Queen could not	0:59:34	0:59:41
choose between two and three.	0:59:41	0:59:50
Hacker, how does that affect the score?	0:59:50	0:59:53
It affects them. The Sprouts have got to and the Turkeys have nothing.	0:59:53	1:00:09
It looks like a clear lead. Let's move on. What we like to call round	1:00:09	1:00:17
three.	1:00:17	1:00:20
We're going to play some well known Christmas songs.	1:00:20	1:00:26
Everyone can join in, but when the music stops, you must	1:00:26	1:00:28
continue and sing the missing lyrics.	1:00:28	1:00:38
Do I make myself clear? Great! Sprouts, you are first and your song	1:00:38	1:00:45
is... Merry Christmas Everyone...	1:00:45	1:00:53
# Snow is fallin'	1:00:53	1:00:54
# All around me	1:00:54	1:00:55
# Children playin'	1:00:55	1:00:56
# Having fun	1:00:56	1:00:58
# It's the season	1:00:58	1:00:59
# Love and understanding	1:00:59	1:01:01
# Merry Christmas everyone...	1:01:01	1:01:05
CHEERING Sounds like the right answer to	1:01:05	1:01:12
me... And it's your turn next... Turkeys. Order, it's Christmas!	1:01:12	1:01:33
The next one is for the Turkeys and your song is	1:01:33	1:01:37
'Last Christmas'	1:01:37	1:01:38
Hit it!	1:01:38	1:01:39
# Last Christmas I gave you my heart	1:01:39	1:01:41
# But the very next day you gave it away	1:01:41	1:01:44
# This year, to save me from tears	1:01:44	1:01:47
# I'll give it to someone special	1:01:47	1:01:55
Correct! That's the end of round three...	1:01:55	1:02:06
And it's the end of the game.	1:02:06	1:02:08
Hacker, what are the final scores?	1:02:08	1:02:11
Considered those affected. The winner is the Sprouts!	1:02:11	1:02:20
Huzzah!	1:02:20	1:02:22
Which means that the winners of the Mash-ter Mind are...	1:02:22	1:02:25
The Sprouts! Our good friend Keith is bringing on the prize! Who won?	1:02:25	1:02:39
The Sprouts? Thank you. You can go, lovely stuff!	1:02:39	1:02:49
We'll have more from our guests later in Ask Them Anything.	1:02:49	1:02:51
So if you want to ask any of this lot a question, check	1:02:51	1:02:54
out the website now to find out how.	1:02:54	1:02:57
Hacker has been brushing fur with yet more Hollywood stars	1:02:57	1:02:59
this week, take a look at this.	1:02:59	1:03:04
He meets the cast of Jumanji. I'm here to meet the cast of Jumanji...	1:03:04	1:03:15
Welcome to the Jungle! Aah! Look who it is? It is only Glen Johnson,	1:03:15	1:03:27
Kevin Hart and Jack Black! I used a northern term for mate, cockers! A	1:03:27	1:03:43
lot of the families in -- a lot of the animals in the film are right	1:03:43	1:03:48
naughty, are you scared of me being here today, because I'm a scary	1:03:48	1:03:52
animal? I get a friendly vibe... From me, Jack Black? Yes, in general	1:03:52	1:03:59
and scared of animals and creepy crawlies of all shapes and sizes.	1:03:59	1:04:04
Were you in an actual jungle? We shot the movie in the jungles of	1:04:04	1:04:10
Hawaii. It was amazing. You could have filmed it in my place in Wigan.	1:04:10	1:04:15
If you don't cut the grass for a week, it looks like a jungle. What	1:04:15	1:04:21
did you say it was called? Wigan. Jumanji, welcome to the Wigan!	1:04:21	1:04:29
# Welcome to the Wigan! # We've got fun and games... #	1:04:29	1:04:35
That's the theme tune sorted, cockers! Aah! I wanted to be in this	1:04:35	1:04:44
film, you know. I did an audition with your co-star, Nick Jonas. I did	1:04:44	1:04:53
a screen test for the helicopter scene... Did you think about taking	1:04:53	1:05:00
the train? There are far fewer perils! I am a Jumanji Rhino! You	1:05:00	1:05:06
are dressed as an elephant and you are meant to be a rhino... I	1:05:06	1:05:09
couldn't find a rhino costume, Kaka. This was the nearest that they had	1:05:09	1:05:13
in your rental place... -- cocker. I forgot that I was auditioning, you	1:05:13	1:05:23
were so good that I thought I was watching the actual movie, Nicolas!	1:05:23	1:05:28
I'm not sure why I didn't get the part. I think that was more of a	1:05:28	1:05:37
Dwayne Johnson question... Can you sing?	1:05:37	1:05:40
# Sandwich are mainly bred # But you can put stuff in them	1:05:40	1:05:44
# You can put things in them... # Did you say meat paste? It is like	1:05:44	1:05:56
meat but it is in a jar, it slithers down your throat. Can I sing some	1:05:56	1:06:02
harmonies? # You cant hurt meat paste in them	1:06:02	1:06:11
# You can put tikka masala in them... #	1:06:11	1:06:21
It went off the rails a little... What do you have two call-out when	1:06:21	1:06:26
you finish the game? Jumanji! Jumanji! Jumanji, Welcome to the	1:06:26	1:06:39
Jungle. Thank you.	1:06:39	1:06:42
Still to come - Mash-Up is fuller than Santa's	1:06:42	1:06:44
sleigh on Christmas eve!	1:06:44	1:06:45
We've got two brand new episodes of Odd Squad and something	1:06:45	1:06:47
has gone seriously wrong at the Lab Con event.	1:06:47	1:06:51
Five callers guess how many Presents are in the Postbox in	1:06:51	1:06:54
today's Things in the Thing.	1:06:54	1:07:00
We'll reveal the winning performance in our Battle of the	1:07:00	1:07:03
Bands vote.	1:07:03	1:07:04
And prepare yourself for our biggest gunging ever as the	1:07:04	1:07:06
stars of CBBC get it at the end of the show!	1:07:06	1:07:14
Plenty coming up! In the meantime... Isn't it time for a brand-new	1:07:14	1:07:24
episode of Odd Squad?	1:07:24	1:07:25
My name is Agent Olympia. This is my partner, Agent Otis.	1:07:28	1:07:31
This is my lunch, after I ate it.	1:07:31	1:07:33
But back to Otis and me.	1:07:33	1:07:34
We work for an organization run by kids.	1:07:34	1:07:37
That investigates anything strange...	1:07:37	1:07:40
..weird...	1:07:40	1:07:41
..and especially odd.	1:07:41	1:07:43
Our job is to put things right again. Hurry, Olympia!	1:07:43	1:07:46
I'm coming, Miss O!	1:07:46	1:07:48
Who do we work for? We work for Odd Squad.	1:07:50	1:07:54
Enjoy the con.	1:08:07	1:08:09
Whoa, Oscar!	1:08:09	1:08:11
Hey, Odelia! You finally made it to Lab Con.	1:08:11	1:08:14
Yep, my new assistant Oona is looking after the Lab	1:08:14	1:08:16
while I'm gone.	1:08:16	1:08:17
She's never done it before, so who knows?	1:08:17	1:08:19
She might hit the wrong button, the whole thing could explode!	1:08:19	1:08:21
Ha-ha-ha-ha	1:08:21	1:08:23
Ha-ha-I got to go.	1:08:23	1:08:25
Oscar! This is why I came.	1:08:25	1:08:27
You always complain about missing this weird, sweaty scientist party.	1:08:27	1:08:31
Lab Con. It's called Lab Con.	1:08:31	1:08:34
Oona will be fine in the lab.	1:08:34	1:08:37
Howdy-doo!	1:08:37	1:08:38
Oona... Why aren't you in the lab?	1:08:38	1:08:41
So... You said not to call Oscar so I decided to....	1:08:41	1:08:45
# Swing on by! #	1:08:45	1:08:47
You left the lab unattended?	1:08:47	1:08:49
No! What am I... Crazy?!	1:08:49	1:08:52
I made a wax figure of myself.	1:08:52	1:08:54
Hey, Gadget Lady, this is broken.	1:08:56	1:08:59
Hello?!	1:09:02	1:09:03
Oh, I see what's happening.	1:09:05	1:09:07
You heard I'm awesome at staring contests	1:09:07	1:09:09
and you want to challenge me.	1:09:09	1:09:11
Say nothing if that's true.	1:09:11	1:09:13
Let's rumble.	1:09:16	1:09:17
Anyhoo... My question is -	1:09:19	1:09:21
when Agents sign out a gadget, should they use a pen...	1:09:21	1:09:23
..or a pencil?	1:09:23	1:09:25
I have to go.	1:09:25	1:09:26
You are not. You are going to go have fun.	1:09:26	1:09:29
I'll bring Oona back to the truck.	1:09:29	1:09:32
Everything's going to be fi-i-ne! Please stop singing.	1:09:32	1:09:35
Here's the scientist stuff we all get. This year's pin's inside.	1:09:38	1:09:41
Also, you need to check your gadgets.	1:09:46	1:09:48
DING DING	1:09:50	1:09:53
Enjoy the con!	1:09:53	1:09:55
Oscar! Oscar! Hey, guys! Hey, guys!	1:10:00	1:10:04
Hey, guys!	1:10:05	1:10:06
Hey, guys!	1:10:06	1:10:07
Hey, Oscar!	1:10:07	1:10:09
I can't believe you made it!	1:10:09	1:10:11
Look at this guy! He started the first lab at Odd Squad.	1:10:11	1:10:14
And came up with combining gadgets!	1:10:14	1:10:17
What's combining gadgets?	1:10:17	1:10:18
Honestly, what are they teaching them at this place?	1:10:18	1:10:21
Every gadget has a number on the bottom.	1:10:21	1:10:22
Like these Eyebrowinators have a number five.	1:10:22	1:10:25
But, what if you're in a pinch and you don't have the gadget you need?	1:10:27	1:10:30
Well, thanks to this genius. It's no big deal! It is!	1:10:30	1:10:33
This genius monster figured out that you can combine gadgets to	1:10:33	1:10:35
get the gadget you need.	1:10:35	1:10:37
Like, for example, the Hatinator is number 10...	1:10:37	1:10:40
So, if you take two fives... Watch this part very closely.	1:10:40	1:10:44
Five plus five equals 10!	1:10:44	1:10:46
ZAP	1:10:47	1:10:49
Whoa! Cool!	1:10:49	1:10:50
Yeah, and you can keep on combining gadgets.	1:10:50	1:10:52
Like 10 plus 5, that's easy to figure out,	1:10:52	1:10:54
it's one 10 and five ones.	1:10:54	1:10:57
So 10 plus five...	1:10:57	1:10:58
Equals 15.	1:10:58	1:10:59
ZAP	1:11:01	1:11:03
Whoa! The Fancy-Hatinator.	1:11:03	1:11:06
TANNOY: Please take your seats.	1:11:06	1:11:07
Ooh, Obbs is about to give the welcome speech.	1:11:07	1:11:09
Argh! Obbs.	1:11:09	1:11:11
Wait, what's wrong with Obbs?	1:11:11	1:11:12
Oh, nothing. I mean, if you're	1:11:12	1:11:14
President Of The Scientists wear the bow tie,	1:11:14	1:11:16
that's all I'm saying.	1:11:16	1:11:17
And don't you think he's a little bit showy?	1:11:17	1:11:19
VOICE: Introducing President Obbs!	1:11:20	1:11:23
APPLAUSE	1:11:25	1:11:26
Maybe a little bit showy.	1:11:27	1:11:29
Nice to see you all wearing your new pins.	1:11:29	1:11:33
Whoops, dropped my pin.	1:11:35	1:11:37
Oh, dear.	1:11:37	1:11:39
Woo! What a year, huh?	1:11:39	1:11:40
Another year where the Agents get all the glory	1:11:40	1:11:43
and we scientists get nothing.	1:11:43	1:11:47
Funny, I called a bunch of you to say	1:11:47	1:11:49
we got to do something about this.	1:11:49	1:11:51
But you said, "We like HELPING".	1:11:51	1:11:52
"We're all a part of the same TEAM".	1:11:54	1:11:58
But that ends with this gadget.	1:11:58	1:12:00
For this shall control your minds!	1:12:00	1:12:04
POW	1:12:04	1:12:06
Now we shall rise up and take control of all Odd Squads.	1:12:06	1:12:11
ROBOTIC: We shall rise up and take control of all Odd Squads.	1:12:11	1:12:15
What's going on here?	1:12:15	1:12:18
Oscar?	1:12:18	1:12:20
It looks like your pin broke. Come down here and I'll fix it.	1:12:20	1:12:23
Uh... No, it's OK.	1:12:23	1:12:25
Really, it's no problem. Just come down, it'll be cool.	1:12:25	1:12:28
No, it's, er, fine... I can go do it in the rest room.	1:12:28	1:12:32
I feel like you're going to run.	1:12:32	1:12:35
Run? Why would I do that?	1:12:35	1:12:37
Well? Get him!	1:12:37	1:12:39
I knew you'd try and sneak out! We got to get out of here!	1:12:45	1:12:48
Oscar, you've got to trust Oona!	1:12:48	1:12:51
Mind control scientists are after me!	1:12:51	1:12:53
Wow, you will make up any excuse.	1:12:53	1:12:55
Now I believe you!	1:12:59	1:13:00
Go!	1:13:02	1:13:04
Ms O is here? Get her, too!	1:13:07	1:13:09
ALL ROBOTICALLY: Get Ms O, too.	1:13:09	1:13:11
That voice is super creepy, let me just...	1:13:11	1:13:14
SQUEAKY: Get Ms O, too!	1:13:14	1:13:16
Better!	1:13:16	1:13:18
In here!	1:13:22	1:13:24
Argh!	1:13:24	1:13:25
Hurry!	1:13:27	1:13:29
I'll call Odd Squad for back up.	1:13:37	1:13:39
There's no escape!	1:13:41	1:13:43
I jammed the signal, there's no calls outside the building.	1:13:43	1:13:46
I don't have time for this, I have a world to take over!	1:13:46	1:13:49
I thought we were taking over Odd Squads. No, no, no.	1:13:49	1:13:53
First Odd Squad, then the world, then other worlds,	1:13:53	1:13:56
if they have life on them.	1:13:56	1:13:58
I have a hunch about Neptune.	1:13:58	1:13:59
Doesn't matter, I'll be in my office planning.	1:13:59	1:14:01
Let me know when you have them.	1:14:01	1:14:03
We need to get the remote. How?	1:14:03	1:14:05
I can't use my fists and you can't use gadgets.	1:14:05	1:14:08
We're like superheroes without our powers.	1:14:08	1:14:10
No calls outside the building.	1:14:12	1:14:14
But he didn't say anything about inside the building.	1:14:14	1:14:17
Go for O. Hey, Ms O. Oona? I'm inside the building in the garage.	1:14:17	1:14:23
Do you know if I need a parking ticket stamped, or...?	1:14:23	1:14:26
She's inside the building.	1:14:26	1:14:28
Oona! We need your help. It's going to take about 20 minutes to explain.	1:14:28	1:14:32
20 minutes later!	1:14:33	1:14:34
Whoa! I can't believe it! I know.	1:14:36	1:14:39
No, I mean, that took exactly 20 minutes to explain.	1:14:39	1:14:42
You really called it.	1:14:42	1:14:43
Oh and also the evil takeover part, that's bad, too.	1:14:43	1:14:46
I need you to go into the ice cream truck	1:14:46	1:14:49
and find gadgets that can help us!	1:14:49	1:14:51
Oh, OK... When should I go?	1:14:51	1:14:53
Now would be a good time. Great.	1:14:53	1:14:55
I found some gadgets. I just don't know what they do.	1:15:02	1:15:04
It's easy to tell which is which. You're right. I'll just blast them.	1:15:04	1:15:08
No, no, don't.	1:15:08	1:15:09
ZAP	1:15:09	1:15:11
Ha-ha-ha! Tiny-noteinator.	1:15:11	1:15:13
Featherinator!	1:15:13	1:15:14
Flowerinator!	1:15:16	1:15:17
Oh, that makes sense. It has a little flower thing.	1:15:17	1:15:20
Why can't they'll just have that?	1:15:20	1:15:22
WHIZZ POP BANG	1:15:23	1:15:26
How's it going? Oona! Sweaterinator! Oona!	1:15:29	1:15:31
Pick up the phone!	1:15:32	1:15:33
Oona! What's up, boss?	1:15:33	1:15:35
You don't have to test them.	1:15:35	1:15:37
Each one has a number on the bottom of it!	1:15:37	1:15:39
Oh... Yeah, easier.	1:15:39	1:15:40
Oscar. Miss O! Shh. The scientists will find us.	1:15:40	1:15:43
They already did.	1:15:43	1:15:44
Oh!	1:15:45	1:15:48
OK, back-back-back-back-back!	1:15:48	1:15:51
Ah! OK!	1:15:51	1:15:52
Are you afraid of heights ? No.	1:15:52	1:15:54
Good!	1:15:54	1:15:55
Hi-yah!	1:15:55	1:15:56
What floor are we one? A... Lower one?	1:15:59	1:16:02
Get Oscar! Get Ms O!	1:16:03	1:16:06
How many of you were at this conference? Odelia! It's me. Oscar!	1:16:06	1:16:11
I know you're still in there, my friend.	1:16:11	1:16:13
Oscar?	1:16:13	1:16:15
It's working! She's breaking through?	1:16:16	1:16:18
No! I'm just messing with you. My mind is still totally controlled.	1:16:18	1:16:23
Ha... At least they still have a sense of humour. Run! Run!	1:16:23	1:16:26
Oona! We need a gadget to slow these guys down.	1:16:28	1:16:30
Get to Obbs and get that remote!	1:16:30	1:16:32
But all I have is useless stuff, like this Flowerinator.	1:16:32	1:16:36
Every gadget has a number on the bottom of it.	1:16:36	1:16:38
You can combine gadgets by adding the numbers to get	1:16:38	1:16:40
the gadgets that you need.	1:16:40	1:16:41
But I don't know which numbers to combine!	1:16:41	1:16:43
The computer on the truck has all the gadgets and the numbers.	1:16:43	1:16:46
Usually you have to built a gadget, we can use...	1:16:46	1:16:48
Argh! Got to go!	1:16:48	1:16:49
Gadgets they can use, gadgets they can use!	1:16:52	1:16:54
Ooh!	1:16:54	1:16:56
Number 85 is looking good!	1:16:56	1:16:58
OK.	1:16:59	1:17:01
If I'm trying to add up to 85 I can eliminate anything that's bigger.	1:17:01	1:17:04
Like...	1:17:04	1:17:06
200.	1:17:06	1:17:08
There's still too many!	1:17:08	1:17:10
Maybe I can make this easier by breaking it down into tens and ones.	1:17:10	1:17:13
85 is made up of... One, two, three, four	1:17:15	1:17:19
five, six, seven, eight groups of ten, which is 80.	1:17:19	1:17:24
And one, two, three, four, five	1:17:24	1:17:28
ones, which makes five!	1:17:28	1:17:30
So 80 plus five equals 85!	1:17:30	1:17:34
I can make 85 by adding 80 plus five!	1:17:34	1:17:37
80, plus five!	1:17:41	1:17:45
WHOOSH	1:17:45	1:17:48
I just made my first gadget! I need to journal about this.	1:17:50	1:17:53
Later... Uh... Should do this later.	1:17:56	1:17:59
ALL: Get Oscar. Get Ms O.	1:18:05	1:18:07
Go for O. Oona has a gadget. We're on the second floor.	1:18:09	1:18:13
Bring it to us.	1:18:13	1:18:15
With all due respect, Ma'am,	1:18:15	1:18:16
I will not risk losing the one scientist we still have.	1:18:16	1:18:19
Then what are we supposed to do?	1:18:19	1:18:21
To be continued...	1:18:21	1:18:23
week's guests in 'Ask Them Anything' and the final How Many	1:18:48	1:18:49
Things in the Thing is on it's way.	1:18:49	1:18:49
Stay tuned.	1:18:52	1:18:58
Yasmin, I've just prepared my Christmas list.	1:18:58	1:19:01
Would you send it to Santa for me?	1:19:01	1:19:03
Of course!	1:19:03	1:19:04
Let's see what you've asked for.	1:19:04	1:19:07
"Happiness and joy for everyone."	1:19:07	1:19:09
Oh Hacker - that's so nice!	1:19:09	1:19:11
I know!	1:19:11	1:19:12
Is that what you're really asking for?	1:19:12	1:19:20
There is just a COUPLE of other ideas underneath that too..	1:19:20	1:19:23
If Santa is feeling generous.	1:19:23	1:19:28
A Sue Barker workout DVD.	1:19:28	1:19:34
Hacker!	1:19:34	1:19:35
This is way too much to ask for.	1:19:35	1:19:37
If you're not careful, you'll get a lump of coal!	1:19:37	1:19:40
Ooh, good!	1:19:40	1:19:41
That's number 743 on the list!	1:19:41	1:19:42
Just below "The world's whole diamond reserves"	1:19:42	1:19:44
Huzzah!	1:19:44	1:19:45
It is as well!	1:19:45	1:19:46
This lot might be a BIT ambitious.	1:19:46	1:19:48
But there is a whole load of brand new CBBC treats	1:19:48	1:19:50
for everyone in 2018.	1:19:50	1:19:51
Have a look at this lot!	1:19:51	1:20:01
Let's see what's coming up for your viewing. That is it, brilliant. We	1:20:01	1:20:09
are going to be here all day. He is not going anywhere. A risky move.	1:20:09	1:20:16
This is incredible.	1:20:16	1:20:27
You may recall we had a few security issues last year.	1:20:29	1:20:38
Let me assure you every possible step has been taken to ensure that	1:20:38	1:20:44
the school is 100%... Safe. You said red. The answer I have on the	1:20:44	1:21:01
card... Stop it! Are you ready for an amazing adventure?	1:21:01	1:21:26
Join Ed and his mates on a brilliant journey. It is going to be epic.	1:21:28	1:21:37
Lots of fun. Don't miss it, whatever you do. What a year it is going to	1:21:37	1:21:52
be. Loads to look forward to.	1:21:52	1:21:54
This is Saturday Mash-Up and for the last time in the	1:21:54	1:21:57
series, it's time for this!	1:21:57	1:21:58
# How many things in the thing?	1:21:58	1:22:00
# How many, how many?	1:22:00	1:22:01
# How many things in the thing?	1:22:01	1:22:03
# How many, how many?	1:22:03	1:22:04
# How many, things in the thing?	1:22:04	1:22:08
We are going to show you lots of things that are inside	1:22:08	1:22:11
another thing.	1:22:11	1:22:12
We just want to know how many things there are!	1:22:12	1:22:15
Today's big question is...	1:22:15	1:22:16
How many Presents in the Postbox?	1:22:16	1:22:22
Five callers are on the line,	1:22:22	1:22:23
who will be selected at random.	1:22:23	1:22:25
Because it gets a bit easier as it goes along, each caller	1:22:25	1:22:28
will get one second less than the last to guess.	1:22:28	1:22:30
You can have as many guesses as you like within the time.	1:22:30	1:22:33
We'll help you out by telling you if there's MORE or FEWER	1:22:33	1:22:36
things in the thing.	1:22:36	1:22:37
Before we meet our callers, we'll give you 10 seconds to	1:22:37	1:22:40
have a really close up look.	1:22:40	1:22:46
It is not cheating, it is helping. Have a look.	1:22:46	1:23:00
Over your gaze.	1:23:00	1:23:02
Let's play the game...	1:23:02	1:23:03
CBBC stars - please pick our first caller.	1:23:03	1:23:13
Number four. Chelsea from Dundee. Good morning. Are you there? Hello,	1:23:13	1:23:25
good morning. Merry Christmas. 15 seconds to guess how many presidents	1:23:25	1:23:33
are in the post box. Three, two, one. And go. 172. Fewer things, keep	1:23:33	1:23:50
going. She said 70. There are more of them. So another caller, please.	1:23:50	1:24:14
It is number two. Gwen in Stockport. Good morning. 14 seconds to guess.	1:24:14	1:24:27
We left on 70 and we said that there are more. So you have 14 seconds.	1:24:27	1:24:32
Go! 75. More things in the thing 74. There are fewer things. 72. CHEERING	1:24:32	1:24:54
. Merry Christmas to you!	1:24:54	1:24:58
You receive the ultimate accolade - a sloppy kiss from Hacker!	1:24:58	1:25:08
And you will also received a signed picture. And an exclusive badge.	1:25:08	1:25:18
Thanks to all of our Things in the Thing callers across the	1:25:18	1:25:21
series.	1:25:21	1:25:22
We've loved it!	1:25:22	1:25:25
I had a big laugh.	1:25:25	1:25:28
It's time now for the second part of BRAND NEW Odd Squad.	1:25:28	1:25:31
It's time now for the second part Will Una's maths	1:25:31	1:25:32
save Oscar and Miss O?	1:25:32	1:25:35
I couldn't tell you.	1:25:35	1:25:38
My name is Agent Olympia. This is my partner, Agent Otis.	1:25:40	1:25:43
This is my lunch after I ate it.	1:25:43	1:25:45
But back to Otis and me.	1:25:45	1:25:46
We work for an organisation run by kids that investigates	1:25:46	1:25:49
anything strange,	1:25:49	1:25:51
weird,	1:25:51	1:25:53
and especially odd.	1:25:53	1:25:55
Our job is to put things right again.	1:25:55	1:25:57
Hurry, Olympia!	1:25:57	1:25:58
I'm coming, Ms O.	1:25:58	1:26:00
CHEERING	1:26:01	1:26:03
Who do we work for?	1:26:03	1:26:04
We work for Odd Squad.	1:26:04	1:26:06
Oona has a gadget.	1:26:15	1:26:16
We're on the second floor - bring it to us.	1:26:16	1:26:19
With all due respect, ma'am,	1:26:19	1:26:21
I will not risk losing the one scientist we still have.	1:26:21	1:26:24
Tell her to send it up the elevator.	1:26:26	1:26:28
I'll get there.	1:26:28	1:26:29
MS O: Send it up the elevator.	1:26:29	1:26:31
How many lab coats do you have?	1:26:42	1:26:44
17.	1:26:44	1:26:46
I get chilly easily.	1:26:46	1:26:47
HE BELLOWS	1:26:49	1:26:51
Whoa!	1:26:52	1:26:53
ROCK MUSIC	1:26:53	1:26:54
# His tie is green	1:27:03	1:27:05
# His coats are clean He's a machine	1:27:05	1:27:07
# His name is Oscar	1:27:07	1:27:09
# Oscar is awesome Oscar is awesome	1:27:09	1:27:12
# Straight from the lab	1:27:12	1:27:13
# When it's looking bad	1:27:13	1:27:14
# You'll just be glad you came with Oscar	1:27:14	1:27:16
# Oscar is awesome Oscar is awesome... #	1:27:16	1:27:19
He got it.	1:27:19	1:27:21
What is IT, anyway?	1:27:22	1:27:24
The Sticky Stringinator.	1:27:24	1:27:26
# His tie is green	1:27:39	1:27:41
# His coats are clean He's a machine	1:27:41	1:27:43
# His name is Oscar	1:27:43	1:27:44
# Oscar is awesome Oscar is awesome	1:27:44	1:27:48
# Straight from the lab	1:27:48	1:27:49
# When it's looking bad	1:27:49	1:27:50
# You'll just be glad you came with Oscar. #	1:27:50	1:27:52
Let's find Obbs and get that remote.	1:27:52	1:27:54
Now, was that too much?	1:27:56	1:27:58
No, that was pretty good.	1:27:58	1:27:59
How did they get a gadget?	1:27:59	1:28:01
It came from the elevator.	1:28:01	1:28:03
Maybe the elevator is working with them.	1:28:03	1:28:05
Elevators don't have brains.	1:28:05	1:28:07
HE GROANS	1:28:07	1:28:08
How are you suddenly all not smart after I controlled your minds?	1:28:08	1:28:11
Someone's helping them.	1:28:13	1:28:14
Odelia.	1:28:14	1:28:16
Take a team. Check every floor, the roof, the garage.	1:28:16	1:28:19
BEEP	1:28:19	1:28:20
You two, clean yourselves up.	1:28:20	1:28:22
Find Oscar and Ms O.	1:28:22	1:28:23
You need more than one.	1:28:28	1:28:29
Take...take the whole box.	1:28:29	1:28:31
HE GROANS	1:28:32	1:28:33
All right.	1:28:37	1:28:39
I made a gadget, helped Ms O and Oscar.	1:28:39	1:28:41
If I could get this whole talking to myself thing under control,	1:28:41	1:28:44
I am doing all right.	1:28:44	1:28:46
LIFT DINGS	1:28:46	1:28:48
What was that?	1:28:46	1:28:48
I picked the wrong week to stop talking to myself.	1:28:58	1:29:01
It's OK.	1:29:01	1:29:02
You have a truckful of helpful gadgets.	1:29:02	1:29:04
Like...uh...Tinynoteinator.	1:29:04	1:29:07
How could this help me?	1:29:07	1:29:09
DOOR RATTLES	1:29:09	1:29:10
Unlockinator.	1:29:15	1:29:17
We found an ice cream truck, but it's empty.	1:29:25	1:29:29
Search the rest of the garage.	1:29:30	1:29:32
We checked every floor.	1:29:40	1:29:42
Which means Obbs' office must be on this floor. Yeah.	1:29:42	1:29:45
Get Oscar, get Ms O. Stand back, Ms O.	1:29:45	1:29:47
GADGET FIZZLES	1:29:47	1:29:48
It's not working. You're out of string!	1:29:48	1:29:50
Come on!	1:29:50	1:29:51
HE GROANS	1:29:53	1:29:54
HE PANTS	1:30:04	1:30:05
Now how are we going to find Obbs? Found him.	1:30:05	1:30:07
Please, have a seat...	1:30:09	1:30:11
..and a pin.	1:30:11	1:30:13
BEEP	1:30:13	1:30:14
THEY CONTINUE MARCHING	1:30:18	1:30:20
Guys.	1:30:48	1:30:49
I'm in the elevator. I had to leave the truck.	1:30:49	1:30:52
Where are you?	1:30:52	1:30:53
Oscar and Ms O are with me.	1:30:53	1:30:55
What?!	1:30:55	1:30:56
Wait, who's me?	1:30:56	1:30:58
The president of the scientists.	1:30:58	1:31:00
Obbs. Oh, yeah, we haven't met yet.	1:31:00	1:31:03
No, this is a trick.	1:31:03	1:31:05
You just found Oscar's phone.	1:31:05	1:31:07
You're in that elevator, right?	1:31:07	1:31:09
There's a screen that shows the weather,	1:31:09	1:31:11
and ads for vacation getaways.	1:31:11	1:31:14
Now do you believe me?	1:31:15	1:31:18
This cam only goes one way - I can't see you.	1:31:18	1:31:21
Are you nodding? Yes.	1:31:21	1:31:22
Hey, it's OK, kiddo.	1:31:22	1:31:24
Just come up to my office	1:31:24	1:31:26
and you won't have to think about any of this ever again.	1:31:26	1:31:30
SHE SIGHS	1:31:31	1:31:33
I'll be right there.	1:31:31	1:31:33
High-five. Oh.	1:31:36	1:31:37
BEEP	1:31:37	1:31:38
JACKALOPE GIGGLES	1:31:42	1:31:43
OBBS: Took you long enough.	1:31:45	1:31:47
Thanks for giving up.	1:31:52	1:31:54
Oh, uh, this is super awkward.	1:31:54	1:31:56
I'm not giving up...	1:31:56	1:31:58
..you are. Ha!	1:31:58	1:31:59
Why would I?	1:31:59	1:32:01
I control all of them.	1:32:01	1:32:03
But so do I.	1:32:03	1:32:04
BEEP	1:32:04	1:32:06
Get him!	1:32:04	1:32:06
How did you make that?	1:32:06	1:32:07
Every gadget has a number.	1:32:07	1:32:09
When you held up the remote,	1:32:11	1:32:12
I saw the number on the bottom.	1:32:12	1:32:14
I'll be right there.	1:32:18	1:32:20
The simplest way to find out how to add up to 234	1:32:20	1:32:23
was to break it down into hundredths,	1:32:23	1:32:27
tens, and ones.	1:32:27	1:32:29
Two groups of 100, which is 200.	1:32:29	1:32:32
Three rows of ten, which is 30.	1:32:34	1:32:36
And one, two, three, four ones, which is four.	1:32:38	1:32:42
200 + 30 + 4 = 234.	1:32:43	1:32:48
And now that I control all scientists,	1:32:50	1:32:53
I shall be the one to rule the world!	1:32:53	1:32:56
SHE CACKLES	1:32:56	1:32:57
Joking. Joking. So joking.	1:32:57	1:32:59
I'm going to smash these.	1:32:59	1:33:01
THEY FIZZLE AND POWER DOWN	1:33:02	1:33:04
W-What happened?	1:33:09	1:33:11
Oona happened.	1:33:11	1:33:13
Oh, stop.	1:33:13	1:33:15
JACKALOPE BRAYS	1:33:18	1:33:19
It is my duty to inform you that you are no longer a member of Odd Squad.	1:33:21	1:33:24
Hand it over.	1:33:24	1:33:25
You do realise I'm just going to rise up again as a villain.	1:33:25	1:33:28
Hey, that's your choice. Keeps us busy.	1:33:28	1:33:31
And we like busy, right, Ohio?	1:33:31	1:33:32
Love it. But there are better options for you.	1:33:32	1:33:35
Life of Grime villain rehab.	1:33:36	1:33:39
This is all my fault.	1:33:43	1:33:45
If only I came more often,	1:33:45	1:33:47
I would have seen what Obbs was doing.	1:33:47	1:33:49
No. It's not your fault, dude.	1:33:49	1:33:50
The fact is, the scientists need a new president.	1:33:50	1:33:52
Someone they all know.	1:33:52	1:33:54
Someone strong they can trust.	1:33:54	1:33:57
But, Ms O, you can't leave Odd Squad.	1:33:57	1:33:59
I'm talking about you.	1:33:59	1:34:00
M-M-Me? For pres...? No!	1:34:00	1:34:03
They need someone that they can look up to.	1:34:03	1:34:05
Oscar, you know we already have a giant statue of you	1:34:05	1:34:08
we literally look up to, right? Oh.	1:34:08	1:34:10
But, Ms O, my lab.	1:34:15	1:34:17
I think Oona has proved herself to be smart,	1:34:17	1:34:19
fearless and ready for any... challenge.	1:34:19	1:34:22
I thought I'd record this for later, when I'm doing less well.	1:34:22	1:34:24
But, yeah, like she said - I'm coo...	1:34:24	1:34:27
Can I talk to you for a second?	1:34:28	1:34:30
Ms O... You're President Oscar now.	1:34:32	1:34:35
Call me Oprah. Oprah...	1:34:35	1:34:38
Yeah, that's going to take a while.	1:34:38	1:34:40
This is a huge honour, and I want to, but... But what?	1:34:40	1:34:44
I don't want to not see you every day.	1:34:46	1:34:49
Me neither.	1:34:49	1:34:51
But they need you here.	1:34:51	1:34:53
And I'll visit you, you'll visit me. We'll hang out all the time.	1:34:53	1:34:57
Go.	1:34:57	1:34:59
Be the leader I know you are.	1:34:59	1:35:00
HE SIGHS	1:35:04	1:35:06
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH QUICKLY	1:35:06	1:35:08
I was thinking - how about we hang out now?	1:35:08	1:35:10
Do you want to just hang out, like, right now?	1:35:10	1:35:12
Yeah. I'd like that.	1:35:12	1:35:14
SINISTER MUSIC	1:35:39	1:35:42
SHE GROWLS	1:35:59	1:36:01
SHE GRUNTS	1:36:04	1:36:06
SHE GROWLS	1:36:11	1:36:13
SHE GRUNTS	1:36:18	1:36:20
SHE SIGHS	1:36:24	1:36:26
I admit it, gadget lady,	1:36:26	1:36:27
you are better at staring contests.	1:36:27	1:36:30
Or ARE you? Go again!	1:36:34	1:36:37
It's going to be bigger than ever - and all of this lot are all getting	1:37:03	1:37:04
Welcome back!	1:37:15	1:37:17
Earlier this morning I challenged you to transform your	1:37:17	1:37:20
grown up in to a Christmas tree!	1:37:20	1:37:24
We have had some more in... We have been inundated all day! Lex had they	1:37:24	1:37:29
look right now. We have Bella from Gloucester, her dad Paul here... He	1:37:29	1:37:41
has put a match down so he does not soil the lino. James's mum Caroline	1:37:41	1:37:51
holding some tinsel... She is better than you are earlier but that door	1:37:51	1:37:58
could do with another coat of Magnolia! And finally, this is Eli	1:37:58	1:38:04
from Shropshire's mum and Marie. That is a cracker for a hand... I	1:38:04	1:38:10
said it! Always quality, keep your pictures coming in... Guys? It's	1:38:10	1:38:17
really important...	1:38:17	1:38:20
I've got the results of our Battle of the Bands vote.	1:38:20	1:38:23
Do you want to know who's won?	1:38:23	1:38:24
Do I?	1:38:24	1:38:25
Yes I do, yes!	1:38:25	1:38:31
There have been 11 acts to choose from and I can reveal that with 23%	1:38:31	1:38:37
of the vote, even mash-up musical performance that you wanted to see	1:38:37	1:38:41
again was... Max and Harvey!	1:38:41	1:38:48
# I have trouble speaking # It's like I always trip on my	1:38:53	1:38:58
tongue # I can never tell you	1:38:58	1:39:03
# When I think about you # There must be a million words but	1:39:03	1:39:08
I will be just happy with just one # Ooh, are you feeling this	1:39:08	1:39:17
connection? # Because I'm so tongue tied, tongue	1:39:17	1:39:22
tied # I could take you in my arms and	1:39:22	1:39:25
show you what I'm all about # I could give you just one kiss and	1:39:25	1:39:30
you'd know, you'll know # If only I can make you see all the	1:39:30	1:39:35
things you did to me # We know that words don't mean a	1:39:35	1:39:42
thing # The words don't mean a thing	1:39:42	1:39:47
# The words don't mean a thing # # When I see you in the corridor	1:39:47	1:39:58
# I stare down at the floor # Just so I don't have too looks so	1:39:58	1:40:04
dumb # Don't come and done, you don't	1:40:04	1:40:10
even know Bieber you are stuck and I -- you don't even know me but you	1:40:10	1:40:16
are stuck under my thumb # Are you feeling this connection	1:40:16	1:40:24
# Because I'm so tongue tied, tongue tied	1:40:24	1:40:31
# I could take you in my arms # Show you what I'm all about	1:40:31	1:40:35
# I could give you just one kiss and you'll know, you'll know	1:40:35	1:40:40
# If only I could make you see all the things you did to me	1:40:40	1:40:46
# We both know that words don't mean a thing	1:40:46	1:40:49
# The words don't mean a thing # The words don't mean a thing	1:40:49	1:41:06
# A million words but I need just one, one... And I can take you in my	1:41:14	1:41:26
arms # Show you what I'm all about	1:41:26	1:41:29
# I could give you just one kiss and you'll know, you'll know	1:41:29	1:41:32
# If only I could make you see # All the things you do to me	1:41:32	1:41:36
# Because we both know that words don't mean a thing	1:41:36	1:41:40
# The words don't mean a thing # How do I get your attention?	1:41:40	1:41:47
# Are you feeling this connection? # Because I'm so tongue tied, tongue	1:41:47	1:41:54
tied #	1:41:54	1:41:59
To re-Capcom I want something quite intimate. Music from our road trip	1:42:14	1:42:22
but easy bookings...	1:42:22	1:42:27
Pink bow-tie...	1:42:27	1:42:30
Got to be in Wigan obviously...	1:42:30	1:42:32
Oh hello!	1:42:32	1:42:33
Please welcome to my Kennel with that Naomi	1:42:33	1:42:35
Wilkinson off of Marrying Mum & Dad and things!	1:42:35	1:42:37
Hello!	1:42:37	1:42:38
There are too many of those shows in my opinion.	1:42:38	1:42:41
So you were saying...	1:42:41	1:42:42
Traditional, meat paste sandwiches, Wigan...	1:42:42	1:42:43
That's right, cocker.	1:42:43	1:42:44
Can you sort all that?	1:42:44	1:42:45
Of course!	1:42:45	1:42:46
There is just one problem though.	1:42:46	1:42:48
What's that?	1:42:48	1:42:49
Who's the bride?	1:42:49	1:42:50
Can't YOU get me one?	1:42:50	1:42:51
Nooo...	1:42:51	1:42:52
I can't do that!	1:42:52	1:42:54
Marriage is about meeting the one person you love and committing	1:42:54	1:42:56
the rest of your life to them!	1:42:56	1:42:58
I can't sort that for you.	1:42:58	1:42:59
Livid!	1:42:59	1:43:00
Get me Ed Petrie!	1:43:00	1:43:01
He'd do it for me!	1:43:01	1:43:03
Pah - why do you present a wedding show if you can't even	1:43:03	1:43:06
find me a bride!	1:43:06	1:43:07
Useless!	1:43:07	1:43:08
Well, while you're here I better interview you I suppose.	1:43:08	1:43:10
So Naomi, what are your plans for Christmas?	1:43:10	1:43:13
Hanging out with my family and playing some games, eating a lot of	1:43:13	1:43:17
nice food.	1:43:17	1:43:19
What are you asking for from the big man himself?	1:43:19	1:43:22
Father Christmas?	1:43:22	1:43:25
No, I didn't mean THAT big man...	1:43:25	1:43:26
I meant Ed Petrie!	1:43:26	1:43:27
In't he tall Naomi?!	1:43:27	1:43:28
Too tall if you ask me!	1:43:28	1:43:30
He is pretty tall, yeah!	1:43:30	1:43:31
I was considering booking him instead of you, to be honest,	1:43:31	1:43:34
but he wouldn't have fit!	1:43:34	1:43:35
Charming!	1:43:35	1:43:36
Now Naomi, you've been on television for a long time.	1:43:36	1:43:38
What was it like back in the black and white days?	1:43:38	1:43:41
Oi!	1:43:41	1:43:42
I've not been on it that long!	1:43:42	1:43:44
Oh sorry!	1:43:44	1:43:45
Every day's black and white for me anyway.	1:43:45	1:43:48
What with my eyes...	1:43:48	1:43:52
Now, as well as Marrying Mum & Dad, you also do "All Over	1:43:52	1:43:55
the Place".	1:43:55	1:43:56
Who's on that with you?	1:43:56	1:43:57
Ed Petrie.	1:43:57	1:43:58
Not him again!	1:43:58	1:43:59
You want to shake him off - he's cramping your	1:43:59	1:44:02
style!	1:44:02	1:44:03
Tell me about it!	1:44:03	1:44:04
Too tall!	1:44:04	1:44:05
So on All Over the Place, you visit different exciting	1:44:05	1:44:07
places in the world.	1:44:07	1:44:09
What's been your favourite place of all to visit?	1:44:09	1:44:11
Ooh - that's tough!	1:44:11	1:44:12
We just went to Bali for the new series. Sidney, or Florida...	1:44:12	1:44:15
Anywhere closer to home?	1:44:15	1:44:18
Well I love visiting Scotland.	1:44:18	1:44:19
And Bristol.	1:44:19	1:44:22
That's my hometown. Is my kennel of the best place you have ever	1:44:22	1:44:28
visited? I see what you mean... No.	1:44:28	1:44:37
Oh!	1:44:37	1:44:38
So you don't think they'll want to film the next series of	1:44:38	1:44:41
All Over the Place here?	1:44:41	1:44:42
No.	1:44:42	1:44:43
Oh, plums.	1:44:43	1:44:44
I was counting on the income to pay for a new	1:44:44	1:44:47
boiler!	1:44:47	1:44:48
Never mind - another cold winter it is!	1:44:48	1:44:50
Let's have a round of applause for Naomi Wilkinson,	1:44:50	1:44:52
everyone!	1:44:52	1:44:53
Hey Naomi, it's time for a Christmas Shrek special now,	1:44:53	1:44:55
you know.	1:44:55	1:44:57
This is Donkey's Caroling Christmas-Tacular!	1:44:57	1:44:58
CHEERING	1:44:58	1:44:58
OK, parfaits go on that table and the bog nog goes over there and remember,	1:45:14	1:45:17
make sure the piles of cookies are arranged in fun holiday shapes.	1:45:17	1:45:21
Shrek, I just love this. Don't you just love this? Sure, Donkey.	1:45:21	1:45:24
This is going to be the best Christmas party ever, because	1:45:24	1:45:27
this year, everybody's going to sing their favourite Christmas carol.	1:45:27	1:45:30
I hear even the Shrek family is going to sing.	1:45:30	1:45:32
Oh, yeah. Yeah! Yee-ha!	1:45:32	1:45:34
No more bog nog for him.	1:45:34	1:45:36
# It's my most favourite time of the year	1:45:36	1:45:41
# With the parties and carols and cider in barrels	1:45:41	1:45:43
# For everyone here... #	1:45:43	1:45:45
Hey, Shrek, check it out.	1:45:45	1:45:47
I found a real Christmas elf out in the garbage.	1:45:47	1:45:49
I'm not an elf, I'm Rumpelstiltskin. Let me out of this cage!	1:45:49	1:45:52
So you can run away again? I don't think so. Oh, hey, Wolf.	1:45:52	1:45:55
Do you like that?	1:45:55	1:45:56
It's a mega-sized Santa replica, made from a new magic called plastic.	1:45:56	1:46:02
Yeah, it's freaking me out.	1:46:02	1:46:03
Hey, pigs, you've got to try Dragon's spicy reindeer apple balls.	1:46:03	1:46:06
Oh, no, thank you. We are on a diet. We are chubby buddies.	1:46:06	1:46:10
We are getting ready for swimsuit weather!	1:46:10	1:46:14
Move it along, kids, nothing to eat here.	1:46:14	1:46:17
You guys, this is not a place to take a nap. Wake up. Wake up!	1:46:17	1:46:21
# It's the warm fluffiest season of all	1:46:21	1:46:24
# Where the fun never ends	1:46:25	1:46:27
# And my closest of friends are packed here in the hall	1:46:27	1:46:30
# I'll be shocked if this don't end in a brawl. #	1:46:30	1:46:35
Attention, attention, everybody!	1:46:35	1:46:37
I want to thank you all for coming out to my holiday extravaganza,	1:46:37	1:46:40
carolling Christmas-tacular.	1:46:40	1:46:42
I hope all of you have been brushing up on your singing	1:46:42	1:46:44
more than Gretchen brushes her teeth!	1:46:44	1:46:46
Take that and eat it!	1:46:46	1:46:48
# There'll be apples for bobbing And fruitcake And sobbing	1:46:48	1:46:51
# And games filled with holiday fun	1:46:51	1:46:53
# There'll be candy and presents Roast turkey and pheasants	1:46:53	1:46:55
# And stockings for everyone	1:46:55	1:46:59
# It's my most favourite time of the year	1:46:59	1:47:03
# And you won't want to leave cos if you all believe	1:47:03	1:47:06
# Santa soon will be here	1:47:06	1:47:08
# It's my most favouritest time... #	1:47:08	1:47:10
Where did you learn how to rhyme?	1:47:10	1:47:12
# Christmas is my favourite time	1:47:12	1:47:17
# Of year. Yeah! #	1:47:17	1:47:21
Whoo! Man, that felt good. Now, who's going to sing next? Anybody? Anybody?	1:47:23	1:47:27
OK, well then, I guess I'll sing another. Aah-hee!	1:47:27	1:47:30
TO THE TUNE OF "JINGLE BELLS":	1:47:33	1:47:36
# Stirring our big pot	1:47:33	1:47:36
# Full of goodies for our snack	1:47:36	1:47:39
# Fungus and tree rot	1:47:39	1:47:41
# Stink bugs by the stack	1:47:41	1:47:43
# How we like to eat	1:47:43	1:47:45
# Worms and grubs and slop	1:47:45	1:47:47
# It brings such joy and is a treat	1:47:47	1:47:49
# With pickled skunk on top	1:47:49	1:47:51
# So, bug cocoon, lick the spoon	1:47:51	1:47:54
# Try our cricket slurp	1:47:54	1:47:56
# And how I just love rat pie It always makes me burp	1:47:56	1:48:00
# Serve a toad a la mode	1:48:00	1:48:02
# Roadkill tastes so fine	1:48:02	1:48:04
# Pigeon wings and spiders' strings	1:48:04	1:48:07
# Is the perfect way to dine. #	1:48:07	1:48:09
Back in my village, the holiday season was all about the turron,	1:48:10	1:48:14
dancing the flamenco, and the bittersweet serenade of this song.	1:48:14	1:48:18
# Fleas Navidad	1:48:18	1:48:21
# Fleas Navidad	1:48:23	1:48:24
# I got Fleas Navidad	1:48:25	1:48:28
# My coat is itching and my eyes go sad	1:48:28	1:48:30
# I want a cleansing flea dip for Christmas	1:48:31	1:48:35
# A fine leather flea collar for Christmas	1:48:35	1:48:37
# A nice shampoo and fluffing for Christmas	1:48:37	1:48:40
# To make the itching stop. #	1:48:40	1:48:43
Yay! Oh, don't mind if I do.	1:48:46	1:48:51
Not on my watch! Ow! Hey!	1:48:51	1:48:53
They're just cookies, it's not like they're real.	1:48:53	1:48:56
What do you know about being real? Nothing.	1:48:56	1:49:00
All right, everyone, let's wrap it up.	1:49:00	1:49:04
TO THE TUNE OF "JINGLE BELL ROCK":	1:49:07	1:49:08
# Fairytale, fairytale Merry tale fun	1:49:08	1:49:11
# Happily after and happily done	1:49:11	1:49:14
# Snowman you know, man and donkeys that speak	1:49:14	1:49:17
# And a puppet boy made of teak	1:49:17	1:49:18
# Abracadabra cookie-dee-do	1:49:18	1:49:22
# Call my name like the Santa is too	1:49:22	1:49:24
# Cheeses that pleases that stink really bad	1:49:24	1:49:27
# That makes Christmas glad	1:49:27	1:49:29
# A confettia with poinsettia	1:49:29	1:49:32
# As we all trim the tree	1:49:32	1:49:34
# With the cat time with the hat time... #	1:49:34	1:49:37
And a stocking full of coal from me.	1:49:37	1:49:40
# Higgedy piggedy Ogre or no	1:49:40	1:49:42
# Shake the rafters low	1:49:42	1:49:45
# Huffing and a-puffing in a granny's frock	1:49:45	1:49:48
# That's the fairytale That's the merry tale	1:49:48	1:49:51
# That's the fairytale rock! #	1:49:51	1:49:55
Chocca-chocca choo-choo! Come on, everyone, I'm busting you out.	1:49:55	1:49:59
No-one's going to eat you this year!	1:49:59	1:50:02
And thanks for making my carolling party Christmas-tacular!	1:50:04	1:50:07
Subtitles by Ericsson	1:50:17	1:50:20
guys are here for a reason. It is time for Ask Them Anything.	1:50:37	1:50:50
All of your questions have been coming in so time for this, Ask Them	1:50:56	1:51:00
Anything. A question from the studio. Alfie, I'm coming to you. A	1:51:00	1:51:18
question for Kia, anyone? I'm going to come to you. Erin, everybody. I	1:51:18	1:51:31
had the personalities of the cast the same on and off TV? Some of them	1:51:31	1:51:38
are similar but some people are completely different. Annabel who	1:51:38	1:51:43
plays Sasha, her character is mean but she is really the nicest person.	1:51:43	1:51:49
Lovely, thank you so much for that question. How about you guys, are	1:51:49	1:51:54
you the same off-screen? I am a nightmare, horrible. So the second	1:51:54	1:52:06
question is from the fan club. Fluffy pink unicorn, how many times	1:52:06	1:52:16
have you messed up on live TV? Easier to tell you the amount of	1:52:16	1:52:22
times we have not messed up. Every afternoon at least five mistakes.	1:52:22	1:52:29
That is why there are at least two of us. Jonny is the one who messes	1:52:29	1:52:38
up the most! How dare you! Hope you have enjoyed it. Live television is	1:52:38	1:52:49
fun! Look at this! Another from the fan club. A question from Nyomi Fee	1:52:49	1:53:03
the what is it like to meet people all over the world? So lovely	1:53:03	1:53:09
because I get to meet all these people doing fantastic things trying	1:53:09	1:53:13
to save the planet and I love people who have committed themselves to	1:53:13	1:53:17
doing good things. So it is a treat. We've loved having you on the show.	1:53:17	1:53:24
A question from the mark. What is your favourite Christmas tradition?	1:53:24	1:53:42
I always get new pyjamas on Christmas Eve. And new bed sheets.	1:53:42	1:53:52
That is my tradition. We go to a Sunday service for some Christmas	1:53:52	1:54:01
carols. I like a good family argument over a board game. I would	1:54:01	1:54:13
say the pyjamas but not the new bed sheets. But chocolate for breakfast,	1:54:13	1:54:19
one of those times you can have chocolate for breakfast. Thank you	1:54:19	1:54:24
for that question. Back to the studio again. Then, do you have a	1:54:24	1:54:31
question? I'm going to come to you, what is your question? What is your	1:54:31	1:54:40
best joke? What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk. Jingle	1:54:40	1:54:57
Smells! Thank you for all of your questions. And everyone in the	1:54:57	1:55:03
studio.	1:55:03	1:55:13
Listen up, this week on the play list, we try to shuffle and race	1:55:14	1:55:23
against the microphone. Kevin tries to be me. And Tokyo Myers takes on,	1:55:23	1:55:36
say what. The playlist at 11 o'clock on the BBC. Lovely.	1:55:36	1:55:51
Earlier on we gave you the chance to win all of this. We asked who is the	1:55:51	1:55:56
winner of I'm a celebrity and the answer was Georgia. Now we chose the	1:55:56	1:56:04
right answer out of all the correct answers and we are going to call you	1:56:04	1:56:08
now. Wait for it to ring. Is that James? It is his mum. It is Saturday	1:56:08	1:56:32
Mash-Up. Put James on! James? You have won the competition prizes!	1:56:32	1:56:44
Merry Christmas. Thank you! You're welcome. Now in just a minute all of	1:56:44	1:56:57
these people are going to get gungied. But first ball of the best	1:56:57	1:57:05
bits. Welcome to Saturday Mash-Up! It is time for Danger Mouse.	1:57:05	1:57:22
Terrible shot.	1:57:22	1:57:32
Ast bin man bin, you know what that means? Has the bin man been?	1:57:46	1:57:58
She is a lot happier than she looks! Mash it around. It has all gone in	1:57:58	1:58:08
my pants! Footballs in a phone box. Sharks in a shower.	1:58:08	1:58:29
What a time it has been and thank you for everyone who has been	1:58:32	1:58:37
watching, we have loved it. Thanks to all our guests. And everyone	1:58:37	1:58:41
involved. What better way to end the episode and a series than with the	1:58:41	1:58:49
Christmas singalong!	1:58:49	1:58:54
# When the snowman brings the snow	1:58:54	1:58:57
# Well he just might like to know	1:58:57	1:59:02
# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face	1:59:02	1:59:07
# If you jump into your bed	1:59:07	1:59:10
# Quickly cover up your head	1:59:10	1:59:14
# Don't you lock the doors	1:59:14	1:59:17
# You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way	1:59:17	1:59:21
# Well I wish it could be Christmas every day	1:59:21	1:59:28
# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play	1:59:28	1:59:35
# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day	1:59:35	1:59:41
# Let the bells ring out for Christmas	1:59:41	1:59:51
# Why don't you give your love for Christmas?	1:59:52	2:00:02

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