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Yasmin, Jonny and Hacker welcome a host of stars into the studio for their live Christmas party. Plus one celebrity is crowned the Push Off Champion for 2017!


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CHEERING

APPLAUSE

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Good morning!

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Welcome to Saturday Mash-Up!

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It's the last show in the series.

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Ooh!

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But it's going to bigger than ever!

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We've got our Christmas

jumpers on...

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The studio is looking

like a winter wonderland.

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In fact, we're only missing Hacker.

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He did say something about making

a grand entrance...

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Ho ho ho.

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Jonny and Yasmin are

going to love my grand

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entrance!

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What better way to enter the studio

at Christmas than to

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emerge from the chimney

like the real Santa!

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Huzzah!

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You don't think he's

going to try and emerge from the

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chimney like the real Santa, do you?

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I think he is!

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Why are you so sure?

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Well, I've read the script...

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Here goes...

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Jonny and Yas are gonna love this!

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Ooh!

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I thought he might be here by now.

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Hacker knows the opening gag

only last one minute.

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Hmm...

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And some news just

in this morning...

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Hi, Jonny and Yas!

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Welcome to Mash-Up!

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Sorry Hacker...

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you're in the wrong studio.

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Saturday Mash-Up is next door.

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Oh budgies.

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So much for my grand entrance...

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Run the menu.

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Wrapped up and mashed up

for you today, we've got a

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Christmas cracker of a show...

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We've got a two part

Scream Street special - and...

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There is a terrifying visitor due on

Christmas Eve!

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Something has gone seriously wrong

at the Lab Con event in

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Odd Squad...

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Let's hope Oscar has the answer.

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All will be revealed at 10am.

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I've been locked up to answer some

tough questions in Stars Behind Bars

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at 9:25am...

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Today it's all about

the battle of the bands.

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Which Mash-Up music performance

would you like to see again?

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Get on the website

and cast your vote.

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Last week we had baubles

in a bauble - but what festive

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things will be inside

another thing this week?

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And it's the final

Push Off of the series!

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Only one celebrity can be victorius.

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Stay with us to find out who will be

flushed with success!

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CHEERING

Lovely!

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And because it's Christmas we've

got a bumper bundle of

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guests to party with us all morning.

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And they're just inside here!

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There you go, welcome!

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Please welcome Naomi Wilkinson,

Kia Pegg and Lauren

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Layfield...

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And Katie Thistleton,

Karim Zeroual and Rhys Stephenson!

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Morning, all - thanks for coming

to our Saturday Mash-Up

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Christmas extravaganza!

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CHEERING

No expense spared!

It is stunning!

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That is Xhaka's downdraught!

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You've all got your Christmas

jumpers on ready, are you

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excited for the show?

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Naomi, Karim - you'll be taking

part in the ultimate

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Christmas quiz later on.

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Whose team is going to win?

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Mine, obviously. It's going to go

down!

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Katie, do you love

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Christmas as much as I do?

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I love it more, nothing can

spoil this for me!

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Well...

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That's what you think!

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You see - this week,

as it's the last show of the series,

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all of you are going to be gunged

at the end of the show.

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No!

No!

Say it isn't so!

LAUGHTER

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That's the spirit!

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Stay with us for the biggest gunging

we've ever attempted,

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later in the show.

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An emotional roller-coaster!

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We need your help at

home this morning too.

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We've had eleven fantastic music

performances over the series and

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we're going to show just one

of them again today.

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But which one?

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You can vote right now

on the Saturday Mash-Up website.

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You've got until 10am

to make your mind up and the winning

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performance will be played later.

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Ho ho ho!

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Greetings, children!

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I am the real Santa Claus!

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I come bearing gifts -

like a good Santa would.

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Karim!

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Come and see Santa Claus.

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Here you go - a little present

for little old Karim.

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It is a Christmas miracle! A little

present.

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If you're wondering what it is...

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It's the phone number

of a decent barber.

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He'll get that mess

sorted in no time!

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Never shout at Santa, Karim!

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Sorry, Santa!

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Sorry about him Karim -

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He is overexcited!

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He's just over excited

having the gang all in!

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So it's a bumper

Christmas show today.

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Maybe it will go viral?

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Say thank you to Santa!

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Forget decorating your house

for Christmas, this week we

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would like you to

decorate your grown up!

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We want you to dress

up your parent to look like a

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Christmas tree.

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Get out the tinsel,

the baubles and even the bows!

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Does your tree have a festive theme

or is it a mash-up of

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everything to do with Christmas?

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Get creative and get festive...

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After all, tis the

season to be jolly!

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And, you never know,

you might even go viral!

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That was quick, wasn't it?

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We can't wait to see those pictures.

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No Christmas lights though please -

that could be dangerous!

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And it's really easy to do.

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Check out this technique - I think

I make a pretty convincing tree!

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Look, an average looking tree...

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In fact, while there's no one

around I must just have a

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quick little...

around I must just have a

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SOUND OF RUNNING LIQUID.

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Hacker!

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It's me!

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I have hands!

I cannot stop now!

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That tree just talked to me!

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I cannot believe it...

Poor Jonny.

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Mash-Up Mob - are you ready

for our first show?

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Ok, everyone in!

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Everybody, get in! This is cosy and

nice.

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We've got a Christmas

treat for you now.

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The first in a two part

Scream Street special -

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and nobody apart from Luke seems

to be enjoy their Christmas...

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I know how they feel.

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I have wee

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# He was a kid who didn't fit in

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# Got a wolf living inside

under his skin

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# When he's angry

his body sprouts hair

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# So he got a ticket

You'll never guess where

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# Scream, scream, scream

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# When you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream

When you get to Scream Street

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# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

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# 4,000 years old

but her body won't rot

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# Yeah, being a freak

is totally normal

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# When everyone's freaky paranormal

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# Scream, scream, scream

When you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream

When you get to Scream Street

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# Scream Street

Scream Street. #

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HE HUMS DECK THE HALLS

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Happy Christmas Eve, neighbour.

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Argh!

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Ooh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Odd.

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If I didn't know any better I'd say

Alston didn't like my decorations.

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Hard to believe

when they're so classy.

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Ho-ho-ho!

Yo! Yo! Yo!

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I guess not everyone is as full

of Christmas cheer as we are.

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Ho!

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Our first ever

Christmas in Scream Street.

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A time for joy and goodwill to all.

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Step away from the presents.

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Trying to work out

what your presents are, Luke?

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What? No. Well, yes.

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I was just checking you'd got me

what I asked for this year.

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Remind me.

Come off it.

It's Zombie Kick Boxer 5D.

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They've added a whole other

dimension.

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You're lucky we bought you

anything at all.

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You still haven't used last year's

present.

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Fishing is a proper hobby.

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Yeah, but imagine what you might

catch in Scream Street.

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All right, fine. I'll take it out

and have a go right now.

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Yeah, fishing. Going fishing. Yeah.

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Huh! Happy Christmas, Mr Binman.

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Well, if we don't reel in some party

guests soon all this will go

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to waste.

Well, not all.

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I'm sure some of the monsters, I

mean neighbours, will be along soon.

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They're probably all busy getting

into the Christmas spirit like us.

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Let's open up the last window.

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I've closed up the last window.

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HE LAUGHS

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Hm.

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Oh!

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HE HUMS

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Hm. Seeing as you're so keen on

handling the presents, Luke,

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why don't you deliver a few?

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Huh?

There. Perfect.

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Hm.

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That's weird.

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Shush!

Quiet!

I can hear you saying

"Shush."

No, you can't.

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OK. Whatever.

Happy Christmas.

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Luke, go home and hide. Luke?

Oh, no.

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Someone really needs to tell this

place how to do Christmas.

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Woof-woof!

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Don't worry, Dig. You've got one

too. Can you guess what it is?

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Can you?

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SHE GASPS

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Luke. What are you doing

creeping around?

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Do you know what day it is?

Christmas Eve. Obviously.

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I'm not wearing this for fun.

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I was bringing you a present

but actually I might not bother.

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Get inside, now!

Am I missing something? Whoa!

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It sounds like Christmas Eve in

Scream Street is a little

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different to what you're used to.

I'll barricade the door.

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Hadn't noticed.

Luke, this is serious.

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On Christmas Eve we don't get Father

Christmas visiting. We get...

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I can't even say his name.

OK, I'll say it.

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We get...

Hey, I want to tell him,

thank you.

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It's... No, I can't.

It's...

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Hey!

Guys!

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BOTH:

The Grumpus!

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Sing along, kids! Ha-ha!

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# Dark and deadly

through the streets he moves

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# His hood is black

and his feet are hooves

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# Seeking victims to catch unaware

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# Don't look for his face

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# Because it ain't there

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# Grumpus rumpus

Don't stay out late

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# Grumpus rumpus

He'll seal your fate

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# Grumpus rumpus

On Christmas Eve

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# The Grumpus has something evil

up his sleeve

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# Grumpus rumpus

Don't stay out late

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# Grumpus rumpus

He'll seal your fate

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# Grumpus rumpus

On Christmas Eve

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# The Grumpus has

something evil up his sleeve. #

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Scary, huh?

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Scary that Brain Drain thought a

Christmas single was a good idea.

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You can't leave. Cleo's dad has

barricaded the front door.

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Actually he's barricaded

the fridge door.

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Oh. No wonder I'm hungry.

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So when you're over this whole

Grumpus thing

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your presents will be at my place.

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Happy Christmas Eve.

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Luke, you need to put all of your

presents outside.

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Give them to the Grumpus.

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It's the only thing that's going

to keep him away from your house.

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Not going to happen.

At least warn your parents.

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No-one's putting my Zombie Kick

Boxer 5D outside all night just

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because of some made up monster.

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Grumpus. Huh!

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Oh! I think I've eaten one too many

sausages.

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Or one too few.

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Why has nobody turned up?

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You know Scream Street.

They do things differently here.

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Yes, but there must be a reason.

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Any Christmas message for the people

watching at home, Mr Mayor?

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Just the usual. It is Christmas Eve

and we all know what that means.

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Lock your doors, barricade your

windows...

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Er... Let me tidy all this up.

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You two should have an early night.

You, tidy up?

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Yes, think of it as an early

Xmas present.

Yeah, why not?

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Thanks, Luke.

Good night.

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Above all else, don't forget

to put presents out for the Grumpus.

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And one more thing, hide.

Seriously, though, hide.

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I'm boarding up the right door this

time, Princess.

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Hey! Who put my house on the wrong

side of the door?

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ROAR

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Oh! Who's there?

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Help! Cleo, let me in, let me in.

I can't open it.

I know.

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I boarded it up.

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Stand back.

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Ya!

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Quick, get in.

I'll board it up this time.

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Woof-woof!

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SHE SIGHS

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HE SNIFFS

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GROWL

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DIG WHIMPERS

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Where is it?

I don't know.

You had it.

He'll be here soon.

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He'll be here soon.

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RASPBERRY

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BOTH:

He's here!

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RASPBERRY

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Stop that. I can't see.

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RASPBERRY

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It's not me it's you.

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Ah! Got it.

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Sorry it's late, Mr Grumpus.

Merry Christmas.

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ROAR

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Don't say that. He hates Christmas.

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Ho-ho-ho!

Yo! Yo! Yo!

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GROWL

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THUDDING

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Huh?

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CREAK

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HE GASPS

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Hello?

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Stupid scary story

freaking me out.

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GROWL

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Huh?

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Argh!

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Ow!

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Luke, are you all right?

What are you doing up?

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As if we didn't know.

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Sneaking down to feel your

presents again.

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Just thought I heard a...

A power cut.

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Yeah, so I'm just checking the

lights.

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How do you hear a power cut?

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I think we get what's going on.

You do?

You're excited, sure.

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But don't you think you're a little

too old for...?

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Santa!

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Reindeer footprints.

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See! See! Santa's been. Santa!

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Hooves?

We must have disturbed him.

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It's the Grumpus.

But we have to hide.

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OK. Let's all calm down,

shall we?

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GROWL

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CRACKLING

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Oh!

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GROWL

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Argh!

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Oh, Honey, it's just the lights.

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Argh!

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There's no rational expression

for that, is there?

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GROWL

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Oh!

Stay back! I don't scare easy.

I'm part werewolf.

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Most werewolf.

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All werewolf?

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GROWL

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THEY SCREAM

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GROWL

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THEY SCREAM

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WHIMPERING

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Luke, help your dad.

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Oh! It's gone. Oh!

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Argh!

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I knew it.

What do you think you're playing at?

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Er...

Mayor Sneer. I'm afraid you're

bit late for the party.

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I don't think we invited him.

Sh!

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You are putting the whole

of Scream Street in terrible danger.

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It is Christmas Eve, you know.

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Are you OK?

We heard Mr Watson screaming.

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I think you'll find

we were all screaming, actually.

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Yeah, but yours is particularly high

pitched.

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Sort of a "Waaghh, waaghh," like a

baby. "Waaghh."

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Anyway, that's neither here nor

there.

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Luke, you did tell your parents

about the Grumpus, didn't you?

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Huh! Well...

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You've got some explaining to do.

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HOWL

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Ha-ha-ha!

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HOWL

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Lovely.

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It's nearly Christmas -

so today's Push Off is a

0:18:230:18:26

pantomime-themed special.

0:18:260:18:28

Oh no it's not!

0:18:280:18:29

Oh, yes it is!

0:18:290:18:31

I'm the evil villain.

0:18:310:18:32

And I'm the dame!

0:18:320:18:40

We can't play the game without some

contestants, but where

0:18:400:18:42

are they?

0:18:420:18:43

They're behind you!

0:18:430:18:45

Oh yeah!

0:18:450:18:48

It's Fairy Katie

and Rhys the Genie!

0:18:480:18:55

The costumes look great. Welcome to

Push Off. No pressure today but we

0:18:550:19:05

need a winner.

0:19:050:19:12

Whoever is at

0:19:120:19:13

the top of leaderboard at the end

of the game will win this!

0:19:130:19:17

The Golden Toilet Brush!

0:19:170:19:19

Let's remind ourselves how

the leaderboard is looking.

0:19:190:19:24

Languishing at the bottom

and feeling like right turkeys

0:19:240:19:30

are Annabelle, Lauren

and Amelia with a paltry zero.

0:19:300:19:33

Many more have tried and failed

to hit the dizzy heights,

0:19:330:19:35

but riding high at the top

for the past five shows, with a

0:19:350:19:38

Christmas cracker of a score,

it's Pixie Lott with 91

0:19:380:19:41

toilet rolls.

0:19:410:19:46

So it's 91 to beat.

0:19:460:19:55

Dame Jonny, please tell Katie

and Rhys what challenge awaits them.

0:19:550:20:03

It is my pleasure to explain to you.

0:20:030:20:06

Our celebrities will Push Off

their supermarket trolley,

0:20:060:20:08

releasing it by the time

they reach this line.

0:20:080:20:11

They have to propel their trolley

all the way down the

0:20:110:20:14

aisle and into the Managers Special

- this stack of over

0:20:140:20:16

600 toilet rolls!

0:20:160:20:19

The aim of the game is to land

as many toilet rolls in your

0:20:190:20:23

trolley as possible.

0:20:230:20:24

For every toilet roll

in the trolley our celebrities score

0:20:240:20:26

a point.

0:20:260:20:29

If they land the Golden Toilet Roll

that's worth ten points!

0:20:290:20:36

But if they land the Brown Toilet

Roll they lose five points.

0:20:360:20:44

Let's see which trolleys our

celebrities can select this

0:20:440:20:47

morning!

0:20:470:20:56

Trolley A is Jack B.Stalk -

Jack is a runner and has BEAN free

0:20:560:20:59

wheeling down the aisles for years.

0:20:590:21:01

If Jack hasn't BEAN there and done

that then there is no

0:21:010:21:04

point trying.

0:21:040:21:05

Trolley B is Cindy Rella.

0:21:050:21:06

Cindy started out as a footballer

but failed as she was

0:21:060:21:09

always running away from the ball.

0:21:090:21:10

Known for her speed and

determination, Cindy has gone from

0:21:100:21:13

rags to riches.

0:21:130:21:15

And Trolley C is "Stanley".

0:21:150:21:16

Aaaah - Stanley.

0:21:160:21:18

Such a sad life.

0:21:180:21:24

No one should be alone at Christmas,

not even Stanley.

0:21:240:21:28

Katie - you're up first.

0:21:280:21:33

I am nervous.

0:21:330:21:35

Please clock in for your shift.

0:21:350:21:39

Katie LOVES dogs,

particularly beagles.

0:21:390:21:42

She once danced the waltz

with Edward from Jedward,

0:21:420:21:44

but will she be waltzing down

the Push Off aisle today?

0:21:440:21:50

I hope you will,

there's a lot at stake!

0:21:500:21:54

Katie, you've got the

duration it takes me

0:21:540:21:56

and my team to perform

the

0:21:560:21:57

Supermarket Salsa to decide

which trolley you would like.

0:21:570:22:03

Hit it!

0:22:030:22:13

So which trolley are you going for?

0:22:150:22:20

I feel forced Danny Lee but I'm

going to go for Cindy.

Lovely, get

0:22:200:22:31

in your position. Can't hurt in.

0:22:310:22:37

In three...

0:22:370:22:38

Two...

0:22:380:22:39

One...

0:22:390:22:40

Push Off!

0:22:400:22:44

A very strong start from the ferry.

She has hit the toilet rolls with

0:22:440:22:50

great aplomb. Let's see that top

shot. Lovely. 91 is the score to

0:22:500:23:07

beat. That was set by Pixie Lott.

Five, six, seven... Eight toilet

0:23:070:23:19

rolls. Nine, ten, 11. That has not

made a huge amount of difference, to

0:23:190:23:34

be honest. But you're not at the

bottom, a Christmas miracle. Just

0:23:340:23:41

above Jake Mitchell.

Can you beat

that?

0:23:410:23:50

Rhys - you're next.

0:23:500:23:54

We almost lost a couple. No pressure

because there is the golden toilet

0:23:540:24:02

brush at stake. I am so nervous.

Please clock in.

0:24:020:24:09

Rhys hates porridge

and is scared of heights.

0:24:090:24:12

But loves basketball and Arsenal FC.

0:24:120:24:14

Will he be a top scorer

today in Push Off?

0:24:140:24:23

You do not like porridge?

It is

horrible, all lumpy.

Which surely

0:24:230:24:34

have you chosen?

I'm going with

Jack.

You are the only one that can

0:24:340:24:48

beat Pixie Lott. No pressure.

0:24:480:24:51

Please get into position

for your Push Off!

0:24:510:24:57

In three, two, one. Push Off!

He

gives it a good run. Hit the toilet

0:24:570:25:08

roll. In slow motion it is still

fast, think of that. Very close.

0:25:080:25:24

Five, six, seven. 15, 16. 21, 20

two. 28. 31, 32. 38, 30 nine. 44, 40

0:25:240:25:43

five. 60, 61. 71, 73. 79, 80. 84, 80

five. That may be the most we have

0:25:430:26:15

had in the trolley but no golden

toilet roll. So close. And yet so

0:26:150:26:25

far put up but congratulations.

You're winning the very coveted

0:26:250:26:41

employee of the week certificate.

The boy did good!

0:26:410:26:52

For every winner,

there's also a loser.

0:26:520:26:53

And in this game that

means a Pie in the Face!

0:26:530:27:00

Time for the big moment now.

0:27:000:27:07

I forgot about that!

A big moment.

It is the last Push Off of the

0:27:070:27:24

series, 12 weeks and at the top of

the leaderboard we have...

Pixie

0:27:240:27:28

Lott!

Hello Saturday Mash-Up, I'm

honoured to win might coveted Golden

0:27:280:27:38

toilet brush award. I want to thank

all my fans, my friends and family

0:27:380:27:43

and all of you at the show who let

me win. Thank you very much, see you

0:27:430:27:48

soon.

Congratulations and thank you

to all of the celebrities who have

0:27:480:27:55

played Push Off this series, we have

had a ball. Let's take a look at

0:27:550:28:01

what Tom Fletcher had to say in

Stars Behind Bars.

0:28:010:28:13

Singer songwriter Tom Fletcher,

you've been sentenced to 100 seconds

0:28:150:28:18

of tough questioning. Answer

everything honestly and you will be

0:28:180:28:23

released. What has been your

proudest moment?

My proudest moment

0:28:230:28:27

in my life has been having my

children. They're cheeky little

0:28:270:28:33

monkeys but they make me very proud.

What is your favourite seasonal

0:28:330:28:39

song?

My favourite seasonal song

would be simply having a wonderful

0:28:390:28:44

Christmas time.

That is my

favourite. How did it feel to write

0:28:440:28:51

and perform a seasonal soundtrack?

I

love writing books and I love

0:28:510:28:56

writing songs so it was like my

perfect project to work on, amazing.

0:28:560:29:05

What bad habits are annoying the

other inmates?

I do sing in my sleep

0:29:050:29:10

from time to time. That is really

annoying for everyone else.

Not the

0:29:100:29:15

best habit. What is the first thing

you will do when you are released?

I

0:29:150:29:21

will go Christmas shopping. I have

some serious catching up to do.

Tom

0:29:210:29:30

Fletcher, what a cracker. Your

honesty has earned you an early

0:29:300:29:36

release.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

See you soon.

0:29:360:29:51

Scream Street Part 2 isn't

far away but first it's

0:29:510:29:53

competition time.

0:29:530:30:01

Woo!

0:30:010:30:03

Last week's winner was

Caitlyn from Bolton.

0:30:030:30:08

She looks super happy. Lovely!

0:30:080:30:10

Let's see what prizes

are up for grabs today!

0:30:100:30:15

Look at these!

0:30:150:30:16

For the last time -

it's the 2017 Mash-Up goodies!

0:30:160:30:21

But there is more!

0:30:210:30:28

Our guests have some prizes...

Katie? I have this jumper that I

0:30:280:30:34

wore on CBBC today, it is a little

phoney because I used it to mop my

0:30:340:30:37

brow!

This has also been worn

yesterday but mine is mess free

0:30:370:30:48

extra it does smell a bit... This is

Hacker's bowl. It's quite a big

0:30:480:30:56

thing to give this away...

Turn it

upside down...?

It is very clean!

I

0:30:560:31:05

have this T-shirt. It was worn on a

track in the jungle. And I have

0:31:050:31:12

cards and stickers and stuff.

I have

the script for the Christmas Special

0:31:120:31:19

and it is signed!

That's amazing!

And I have a prize that you will

0:31:190:31:27

love...

0:31:270:31:29

It's a little bit of

actual Christmas Pudding.

0:31:290:31:31

Actual Christmas Pudding?

0:31:310:31:32

The real deal!

0:31:320:31:33

Shop bought!

0:31:330:31:36

Shop bought?

0:31:360:31:37

All right then!

0:31:370:31:38

Although it is bought from a shop

that liberally smothers

0:31:380:31:41

all its Christmas

puddings in Meat Paste!

0:31:410:31:42

Huzzah!

0:31:420:31:44

Why does that shop even exist?!

0:31:440:31:49

Do not shout at Santa!

0:31:490:31:53

If you want to be in with a chance

of winning all of these

0:31:530:31:56

amazing prizes, except Hacker's

pudding, you need to answer

0:31:560:31:59

this question.

0:31:590:32:00

Who was the winner of

I'm a Celebrity 2017?

0:32:000:32:02

A) Iain Lee.

0:32:020:32:03

B) Jamie Lomas.

0:32:030:32:04

C) Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo.

0:32:040:32:05

To enter go to our website

click on Saturday Mash-Up

0:32:050:32:07

competition.

0:32:070:32:08

Entries close at 10am

and keep your ear out for the phone

0:32:080:32:11

because we'll be calling the winner

live on the show later.

0:32:110:32:16

That's my bowl!

It is a gift...

0:32:160:32:20

Now excuse me as I meet the Monarch.

0:32:200:32:29

I am playing my trumpet. It means

one thing... I have received

0:32:290:32:34

information by royal decree about

today's Mash-Up Monarch.

0:32:340:32:40

She's got a dog called Tinkerbell...

0:32:400:32:42

She's a cheerleader...

0:32:420:32:43

Her favourite food is tacos

with chilli and cheese...

0:32:430:32:50

Please welcome our Monarch -

Isla from Loughborough.

0:32:500:32:58

Lovely!

0:32:580:33:02

Good morning our Queen!

0:33:020:33:06

I can't see her face!

There we go...

We can see you now! How are you

0:33:060:33:15

doing today?

I am good, thank you.

0:33:150:33:18

As you're a cheerleader -

can you give us a quick Mash-Up

0:33:180:33:21

cheer?

0:33:210:33:29

Put it up there! Lovely! Go for it!

0:33:290:33:32

Give us an M...

0:33:320:33:35

A! S!

0:33:400:33:54

H! U! P! That's how you spell the

show!

0:33:550:33:59

Now I have noticed you are missing

your crown, can one of

0:33:590:34:02

your servants please bring

in the Royal cracker.

0:34:020:34:04

Please can you pull

the Royal cracker?

0:34:040:34:07

She knows! Lovely! Ooh! Nicely done!

Queen, but on your crown and read

0:34:070:34:24

out the joke, is there one in there?

Yes.

Awesome. There is your crown...

0:34:240:34:35

Very nice!

0:34:350:34:37

What's the joke inside?

0:34:370:34:41

What does Hacker have in common with

a smartphone?

0:34:410:34:49

They both have collar ID!

Very nice!

Well done! Now, I think it is time,

0:34:490:35:01

you've entertained us plenty but...

0:35:010:35:03

Isla, it's time

for your Royal ruling.

0:35:030:35:08

We do not have Santa in here so we

decided to take two of our guests

0:35:080:35:15

and turn them into one! We have...

0:35:150:35:20

I have a Santa hat here

and a can of shaving foam.

0:35:200:35:23

But who would you like to see made

in to Santa this morning, with a

0:35:230:35:27

big white beard?

0:35:270:35:28

Will it be Kia?

0:35:280:35:29

Or Karim?

0:35:290:35:30

What do you think?

I choose...

Karim!

My word, let's get in there!

0:35:300:35:44

Is this straightaway?

I do not need

delayed any more... -- need the lead

0:35:440:35:55

any more. Let's get that creamy

beer... It might

0:35:550:35:58

a bit. -- let's get that creamy

beard. It might go up your nose a

0:36:020:36:12

little bit...

It is lovely!

Merry

Christmas!

Ho ho ho!

0:36:120:36:26

We've had 11 fantastic music

performances over this series

0:36:260:36:28

of Saturday Mash-Up,

but which one would you like to see

0:36:280:36:31

again?

0:36:310:36:32

Go to our website and click

on Battle of the Bands to vote

0:36:320:36:35

for the performance you would

like to see again this

0:36:350:36:37

morning.

0:36:370:36:42

You are being serious now...

What

was that, Santa close? -- Santa?

0:36:420:36:51

Voting closes at 10am, so hurry!

0:36:510:36:52

One performance that you don't

have to wait for is from

0:36:520:36:55

this beauty - Muriel!

0:36:550:36:56

Good morning!

0:36:560:36:57

Good morning!

0:36:570:36:58

This little ditty is dedicated

to an old Saurus I once knew.

0:36:580:37:01

Ahem.

0:37:010:37:02

# I don't want a lot for Christmas

0:37:020:37:04

# There is just one thing I need

0:37:040:37:06

# I don't care about the presents

0:37:060:37:10

# Underneath the Christmas tree

0:37:100:37:14

# I just want you for my own

0:37:140:37:18

# More than you could ever know

0:37:180:37:28

# Make my wish come true, oh

0:37:280:37:30

# All I want for Christmas is you

0:37:300:37:41

COUGHS

0:37:480:37:50

Stop the recording!

0:37:500:37:51

I'm having a right time of it,

must be all this snow we've

0:37:510:37:55

been having!

0:37:550:38:00

All I want for Christmas is for you

to fix that throat!

0:38:000:38:05

Now it's time for this!

0:38:050:38:06

# How many things in the thing?

0:38:060:38:08

# How many, how many?

0:38:080:38:09

# How many things in the thing?

0:38:090:38:11

# How many, how many?

0:38:110:38:12

# How many, things in the thing?

0:38:120:38:14

It's Things In the Thing time!

0:38:140:38:17

Last week River from Wrexham

correctly guessed that there

0:38:170:38:19

were 180 baubles in the bauble.

0:38:190:38:25

Well done! Now, Mash-Up Mob, are you

ready to find out how many things

0:38:250:38:33

are in a thing this week?

Yes!

0:38:330:38:38

Keith on camera - are you ready?

0:38:380:38:41

I want to know!

Of course he does!

Without further ado...

0:38:410:38:46

I can reveal that today's

Thing In a Thing is...

0:38:460:38:49

It's Presents in a Postbox!

0:38:490:38:52

Have a good look.

0:38:520:38:54

How many presents

are in the postbox?

0:38:540:38:56

If you want a chance to guess live

on TV this morning then

0:38:560:38:59

head to our website

for all the details.

0:38:590:39:03

Five callers will get the chance

to play the last Things in

0:39:030:39:06

the Thing of the series

later this morning!

0:39:060:39:08

Before that, it's time

for part 2 of Scream Street!

0:39:080:39:09

# He was a kid who didn't fit in

0:39:120:39:14

# Got a wolf

living inside under his skin

0:39:140:39:16

# When he's angry his body

sprouts hair

0:39:160:39:19

# So he got a ticket you'll

never guess where

0:39:190:39:21

# Scream, scream, scream

when you get to Scream Street

0:39:210:39:25

# Scream, scream, scream

when you get to Scream Street

0:39:250:39:29

# Next door's a vampire maybe not

0:39:340:39:36

# 4,000 years old

but her body won't rot

0:39:360:39:39

# Yeah being a freak is

totally normal

0:39:390:39:41

# When everyone's freaky paranormal

0:39:410:39:43

# Scream, scream, scream

when you get to Scream Street

0:39:430:39:47

# Scream, scream,

scream when you get to Scream Street

0:39:470:39:52

# Scream, scream, scream. #

0:39:520:39:53

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:39:530:39:55

It's for the best, Luke.

0:39:560:39:58

Oh!

Yeah.

Luella,

what are you doing here?

0:39:580:40:01

I was following you...

I mean, worried about you! Oh!

0:40:010:40:05

What's that?

0:40:050:40:07

HE GROANS

0:40:070:40:08

SHE GASPS

0:40:080:40:10

BARKS

0:40:100:40:12

Go to your homes, the Grumpus

will be back before you know it.

0:40:120:40:15

Ah, we don't actually live here.

0:40:150:40:18

No matter, indoors now.

0:40:180:40:20

Luella?! Home, now.

0:40:230:40:26

Till tomorrow, my Christmas angel.

0:40:260:40:28

Maybe he doesn't

like computer games.

0:40:360:40:38

The Grumpus doesn't

care what the presents are!

0:40:380:40:41

It just wants to suck all of the joy

and goodwill out of Christmas

0:40:410:40:46

until there's nothing left

but sadness and misery.

0:40:460:40:48

Remind me not to invite you

round for New Year's Eve, yeah?

0:40:480:40:51

CREATURE ROARS

0:40:510:40:52

It's here!

0:40:520:40:54

I'm never going to get to play

Zombie Kickboxer 5―D now.

0:40:580:41:01

On the plus side,

you are still alive.

0:41:010:41:04

It's not fair, that was my present.

0:41:040:41:07

Oh, I'm going to get it back.

0:41:070:41:09

Ha-ha, get it back! Nice one, Luke.

Yeah, let's go catch

0:41:090:41:13

the Grumpus! Ha-ha...oh.

0:41:130:41:15

Only a total idiot would go

out on Christmas Eve!

0:41:160:41:20

And you've gone too, haven't you?

Oh, guano cakes!

0:41:200:41:24

HE GRUNTS

0:41:270:41:29

ROARS

0:41:290:41:30

Oi, give my presents back!

0:41:300:41:32

There he is!

0:41:350:41:38

Oh, the rooftops! No way.

0:41:380:41:40

Yes, way!

0:41:410:41:42

What?

He's too far away,

we'll never catch him.

0:41:460:41:50

ROARS

0:42:020:42:03

Uh?

0:42:060:42:07

How does he keep doing that?

0:42:110:42:13

I think it's just standard crazy

evil magic monster stuff.

0:42:130:42:17

Ha-ha! Got you!

0:42:220:42:24

Ahh!

0:42:240:42:26

Two Grumpuses?

Ooh,

technically that's Grumpi,

0:42:270:42:30

you know, like sarcophagi?

He-he, never mind.

0:42:300:42:34

HE STRAINS AND SNIFFS

0:42:340:42:36

The legend doesn't say

anything about there being more than

0:42:360:42:39

one Grumpus, something is going on.

0:42:390:42:41

And I think I might know what.

Come on, I've got to get

0:42:420:42:44

something from the dustbin.

0:42:440:42:46

What?

Good evening, we interrupt

whatever you were doing cos

0:42:460:42:50

you were too scared to sleep,

to bring you a special live report.

0:42:500:42:54

We are here at the town square,

where a huge Christmas present

0:42:540:42:58

has mysteriously appeared, an

irresistible prize for the Grumpus.

0:42:580:43:03

Are you sure we're not in any

danger?

I promise.

0:43:030:43:06

Oh, this is going to win you

a Screamy Award for journalism.

0:43:060:43:09

CHEERING

0:43:110:43:12

I'd like to thank my mum

and dad, and my lawyers,

0:43:120:43:15

who are a bunch of bloodsucking

vampires - love you!

0:43:150:43:19

OK, we'll give it five minutes

but then...

It's here!

0:43:210:43:24

GRUMPUS FOOTSTEPS

0:43:240:43:26

This is it!

0:43:260:43:27

You are about to see the first-ever

footage of the Grumpus in action.

0:43:270:43:31

This is Sophie Rawskin for Channel Z

News, risking life and limb...

0:43:310:43:35

Well, not life, to bring you this

story with no thoughts of fame

0:43:350:43:39

or Screamy Awards,

just doing my job.

0:43:390:43:42

This is the moment...

0:43:440:43:46

You are going to actually

see the monstrous...

0:43:460:43:49

HE SCREAMS

0:43:490:43:51

Mayor Sneer?!

Ah!

Oh!

What?

0:43:510:43:54

Huh!

0:43:540:43:55

HE GROANS

0:43:570:44:00

Mayor Sneer tricked us.

We want the truth.

0:44:000:44:04

Where's a pitchfork

when you need one?

0:44:040:44:06

CHANTING: OTTO, OTTO, OTTO...

0:44:060:44:10

Hmm?

Luke's gone, and Cleo

and Resus...

0:44:100:44:13

Oh.

The Grumpus!

I hardly think

that lot would be about

0:44:130:44:16

if the Grumpus was still a problem.

Ah, suppose not.

0:44:160:44:21

Where are they all off to?

0:44:210:44:23

Sounds like a party chez Otto,

Luke probably tagged along.

0:44:230:44:26

Why didn't he tell us about it?

Well, we did give his present away.

0:44:260:44:30

Then let's make it up to him,

then, eh?

0:44:300:44:32

How?

I was hoping you'd have an idea.

0:44:320:44:34

Maybe I do...

0:44:360:44:38

OTTO, OTTO, OTTO...

0:44:380:44:40

Ha! Told you it was Otto!

0:44:400:44:43

I thought it might be Otto.

0:44:430:44:45

I had no idea it was Otto.

0:44:450:44:47

OTTO, OTTO, OTTO...

0:44:490:44:52

These are ours.

Hmm, hoofprint boots.

0:44:580:45:03

It was Otto who told everyone to put

presents out for the Grumpus,

0:45:030:45:07

so he could collect them

with his goons.

0:45:070:45:09

That's why we couldn't catch him.

0:45:100:45:12

There wasn't one Grumpus,

there were three!

0:45:150:45:18

ALL GASP

0:45:190:45:22

One...

BOO!

0:45:220:45:24

Two...

BOO!

0:45:240:45:26

Three!

BOO!

0:45:260:45:29

Four...?

0:45:300:45:32

ALL GASP

0:45:320:45:34

Ahh... Luke...!

0:45:340:45:37

LUKE GASPS

0:45:370:45:38

I am the Grumpus!

0:45:380:45:40

HE ROARS

0:45:430:45:44

ALL SCREAM

0:45:440:45:48

I saw you on TV. I don't like people

impersonating me.

0:45:480:45:52

Well, so good to meet you,

Mr Grumpus, but it's late, so...

0:45:520:45:55

..ha-ha, if you don't mind...

0:45:550:45:57

Whoa-ha! When I have drained

you of your inner happiness,

0:45:570:46:01

you shall know what it is to be

truly bleak,

0:46:010:46:03

to be GRUMPUS!

0:46:030:46:05

MUM!

OH...

0:46:080:46:10

Luella, talk to me...

0:46:140:46:18

GRUMPUS ROARS

0:46:180:46:20

Here, now, you can't do that,

where's your Christmas cheer?

0:46:250:46:28

I'd rather spread a little

Christmas fear!

0:46:280:46:30

He's going to suck the joy

out of all of us!

0:46:380:46:40

At least Mum and Dad aren't here.

0:46:400:46:43

BOTH:

Merry Christmas!

0:46:430:46:44

Oh, Mum, Dad, no.

0:46:450:46:47

Wait, look at the Grumpus...

0:46:470:46:49

No...

0:46:490:46:51

Er...

0:46:510:46:52

Where...?

0:46:520:46:54

What's going on?

Is that the Grumpus?

0:46:550:46:58

Yes, but don't stop,

come on, come on, be Christmassy.

0:46:580:47:00

Erm, ho-ho-ho!

0:47:000:47:03

Ah, no!

That's its weakness, we all

have to be cheerful and Christmasy.

0:47:030:47:09

Merry...Christmas?

0:47:090:47:11

Ah, no!

0:47:110:47:13

# Deck the halls with

bells of something

0:47:130:47:16

# Tra-la-la-la, la-la-la... #

0:47:160:47:18

Oh, please, no!

It's working!

0:47:180:47:21

Happy Christmas!

0:47:250:47:27

Good tidings of great joy!

0:47:270:47:29

Everyone be merry, even you, Otto.

What? But I hate Christmas.

0:47:290:47:35

Ha-ha-ha, yes!

0:47:350:47:36

Merry Christmas, Otto!

0:47:360:47:38

Luke!

0:47:400:47:41

Ah!

What? For me?

0:47:420:47:44

Oh, it goes with my earmuffs,

no-one's ever given me a present

0:47:470:47:52

before. I mean,

I've stolen a few but...

0:47:520:47:56

..thank you and merry Christmas.

0:47:560:47:58

Ah, no!

0:47:590:48:03

Oh!

0:48:030:48:04

Snow? Seriously? We're indoors.

0:48:040:48:08

Nice touch, Eefa.

0:48:090:48:11

HE GROANS

0:48:120:48:15

I still feel a little faint,

though... Oh!

0:48:170:48:19

Thanks, Mum, thanks, Dad.

0:48:210:48:23

Looks like you got your Christmas

party after all.

0:48:230:48:25

Oh, I think we can do a little

better than this, don't you?

0:48:250:48:29

Zombie Kickboxer 5-D, yes!

0:48:310:48:34

# Noisy night

0:48:340:48:37

# Screamy night

0:48:370:48:41

# Usually ends in a fight... #

0:48:410:48:47

Oh, uh...

0:48:480:48:50

THEY GIGGLE

0:48:500:48:53

# Zombies quite keen

on eating your brains

0:48:540:49:01

# Scream in mortal terror

0:49:010:49:06

# Scream in mortal terror. #

0:49:060:49:14

OK, so, so,

why do vampires need mouthwash?

0:49:170:49:21

Because they have bat breath!

0:49:210:49:23

LAUGHTER

0:49:230:49:25

Three words.

It's a film.

And a book.

Uh, is it Scrooge?

0:49:250:49:30

Yes, Scrooge!

Is it A Christmas Carol?

0:49:300:49:33

Yes, the one with Scrooge in!

Ah!

0:49:330:49:37

You know, I think I'm starting to

get used to this place.

0:49:390:49:42

Cheers!

Anyone else for a spinal fluid?

0:49:420:49:45

DAD COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:49:450:49:48

ALL: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

0:49:480:49:50

Bats' breath!

0:49:500:49:52

I get it.

0:49:520:49:53

LAUGHTER

0:49:530:49:55

Ridiculous.

Brilliant.

Awesome.

Fantastic.

Amazing.

0:50:240:50:49

Fun.

Slimy.

0:50:520:51:06

Lovely! Amazing, wonderful.

0:51:090:51:16

What one word would YOU use

to sum up this series of

0:51:160:51:19

Mash-Up, Isla?

0:51:190:51:20

Incredible.

0:51:200:51:22

Time for you to make

another decision.

0:51:220:51:24

Kia and Naomi are here.

0:51:240:51:30

Are you nervous? I do not know what

is going to happen.

0:51:300:51:37

Christmas couldn't survive

without Elves, helping make and

0:51:370:51:39

wrap all the gifts.

0:51:390:51:41

So today, Isla will

decide which one of

0:51:410:51:43

you will be dressed up

as our Mash-Up Elf for the rest of

0:51:430:51:46

the show.

0:51:460:51:51

You look gorgeous today!

0:51:510:51:55

Isla, who would you

like to see as our elf?

0:51:550:51:58

Will it be Kia, or Naomi?

0:51:580:52:06

My decision is Kia.

Lovely and here

is your outfit.

So lovely.

0:52:060:52:17

Pop this on, we'll see

what you look like in a couple

0:52:170:52:20

of minutes.

0:52:200:52:25

Thank you for your decision. We have

had an amazing 12 weeks and we have

0:52:250:52:31

put a lot of great stuff on the

website. Let's take a look. Packed

0:52:310:52:36

with exciting ways to get involved

with the show with unmissable

0:52:360:52:41

videos...

Next patient, please.

Now

I'm feeling really Christmassy. With

0:52:410:52:48

quizzes to test your knowledge...

And epic photos in the gallery. The

0:52:480:52:56

fan club is always live so you can

get your fill every day of the week.

0:52:560:53:03

Head to the BBC website.

0:53:030:53:11

Earlier this morning we challenged

you to transform your

0:53:110:53:13

grown up in to a Christmas tree!

0:53:130:53:19

We have already had some in.

0:53:190:53:21

Hacker and I are going

to have a look at a few.

0:53:210:53:24

This is Henry with his mum Kirsty

dressed as a Christmas tree.

0:53:240:53:32

Excellent. And Chloe, with her dad

Phil, excellent use of the candy

0:53:320:53:41

cane knows.

I hope he does not like

that.

Safety first!

0:53:410:53:49

We'll have a look

at some more later.

0:53:490:53:51

So keep them coming

into our website:

0:53:510:53:52

bbc.co.uk/cbbc and click

on Saturday Mash-Up Make Me Viral

0:53:520:53:54

to send us your photos.

0:53:540:53:56

It's Christmas Quiz time now.

0:53:560:53:57

Let's play Mash-ter Mind!

0:53:570:54:07

Playing Mash-ter Mind are...

0:54:120:54:15

Katie, Naomi and Rhys -

aka Team Sprout.

0:54:150:54:25

And Karim, Lauren and Kia -

aka Team Turkey.

0:54:250:54:35

Welcome all to the game.

0:54:380:54:39

The rules are simple.

0:54:390:54:41

We'll play three rounds

and there are lots of baubles up

0:54:410:54:44

for grabs.

0:54:440:54:45

Each bauble equals one point.

0:54:450:54:46

At the end of the quiz -

the team with MOST points will

0:54:460:54:54

walk away with this.

0:54:540:54:57

Keeping score throughout

is Mr Hacker T Dog.

0:54:570:55:00

Don't worry, I've got

this under control!

0:55:000:55:02

I can certainly count better

than Jonny can count

0:55:020:55:05

the toilet rolls anyway!

0:55:050:55:07

Very true, Hacker.

0:55:070:55:13

And the winner will of course women

this hideous snowman. -- will of

0:55:130:55:23

course women.

0:55:230:55:28

Then let's get started with Round 1!

0:55:280:55:34

Earlier this week we sent Hacker

on a mistletoe mission,

0:55:340:55:37

we gave him just one hour to get

a kiss under the mistletoe

0:55:370:55:40

from as many celebrities

as possible.

0:55:400:55:43

The question is, how many

celebs do you think Hacker

0:55:430:55:46

managed to kiss?

0:55:460:55:47

Sprouts, what are you thinking?

0:55:470:55:52

I think five. I do not think that

many would kiss him.

You might be

0:55:520:55:59

surprised.

0:55:590:56:00

Team Turkey, what do you reckon?

0:56:000:56:05

I think he's very handsome with that

beard.

Write them down.

0:56:050:56:11

That's what our teams think.

0:56:110:56:16

Sprouts, you have gone for four.

Turkey, I need an answer.

That is

0:56:160:56:26

ambitious.

0:56:260:56:29

So let's take a look at how many

celebs dared to give

0:56:290:56:31

Hacker a festive kiss.

0:56:310:56:36

Fancy a kiss? Go on.

0:56:360:56:48

Annabel, give us a kiss. A Christmas

miracle!

It is very close. But the

0:56:490:57:12

team that got it is Srouts.

0:57:120:57:16

Let's see how that

affects the scores.

0:57:160:57:17

Hacker!

0:57:170:57:25

The sprouts have one point but the

turkeys do not, that is how the game

0:57:250:57:30

works.

0:57:300:57:32

Time for Round 2!

0:57:320:57:34

There's a chance for

you to catch up now.

0:57:340:57:37

We want to know who can

identify a Christmas carol.

0:57:370:57:40

But not a musical carol -

a real actual Carol!

0:57:400:57:43

Please bring in the Carols!

0:57:430:57:51

Superb.

0:57:510:57:55

One of these ladies

is really called Carol.

0:57:550:58:02

What are you thinking?

0:58:020:58:10

My mum is called Carol so I have got

the edge.

My instinct is telling

0:58:100:58:17

me...

Do not give it away.

0:58:170:58:21

Who looks like a Carol to you?

0:58:210:58:29

No cheating!

Answers on the board.

0:58:290:58:43

OK.

0:58:430:58:49

Reveal your answer. Let's find out.

0:58:490:58:55

Can the real Christmas Carol

please step forward!

0:58:550:59:04

CHEERING

.

There you go.

0:59:050:59:12

Let's just clarify what our other

Carol's are really called?

0:59:120:59:18

June.

Cathy.

There you go.

There are

some people at home and in the fan

0:59:180:59:34

club. Rainbow unicorn thought it was

number three. DJ Queen could not

0:59:340:59:41

choose between two and three.

0:59:410:59:50

Hacker, how does that

affect the score?

0:59:500:59:53

It affects them. The Sprouts have

got to and the Turkeys have nothing.

0:59:531:00:09

It looks like a clear lead. Let's

move on. What we like to call round

1:00:091:00:17

three.

1:00:171:00:20

We're going to play some well

known Christmas songs.

1:00:201:00:26

Everyone can join in,

but when the music stops, you must

1:00:261:00:28

continue and sing

the missing lyrics.

1:00:281:00:38

Do I make myself clear? Great!

Sprouts, you are first and your song

1:00:381:00:45

is... Merry Christmas Everyone...

1:00:451:00:53

# Snow is fallin'

1:00:531:00:54

# All around me

1:00:541:00:55

# Children playin'

1:00:551:00:56

# Having fun

1:00:561:00:58

# It's the season

1:00:581:00:59

# Love and understanding

1:00:591:01:01

# Merry Christmas everyone...

1:01:011:01:05

CHEERING

Sounds like the right answer to

1:01:051:01:12

me...

And it's your turn next...

Turkeys.

Order, it's Christmas!

1:01:121:01:33

The next one is for the Turkeys

and your song is

1:01:331:01:37

'Last Christmas'

1:01:371:01:38

Hit it!

1:01:381:01:39

# Last Christmas I gave you my heart

1:01:391:01:41

# But the very next

day you gave it away

1:01:411:01:44

# This year, to save me from tears

1:01:441:01:47

# I'll give it to someone special

1:01:471:01:55

Correct! That's the end of round

three...

1:01:551:02:06

And it's the end of the game.

1:02:061:02:08

Hacker, what are the final scores?

1:02:081:02:11

Considered those affected. The

winner is the Sprouts!

1:02:111:02:20

Huzzah!

1:02:201:02:22

Which means that the winners

of the Mash-ter Mind are...

1:02:221:02:25

The Sprouts! Our good friend Keith

is bringing on the prize!

Who won?

1:02:251:02:39

The Sprouts?

Thank you.

You can go,

lovely stuff!

1:02:391:02:49

We'll have more from our guests

later in Ask Them Anything.

1:02:491:02:51

So if you want to ask any of this

lot a question, check

1:02:511:02:54

out the website now to find out how.

1:02:541:02:57

Hacker has been brushing fur

with yet more Hollywood stars

1:02:571:02:59

this week, take a look at this.

1:02:591:03:04

He meets the cast of Jumanji.

I'm

here to meet the cast of Jumanji...

1:03:041:03:15

Welcome to the Jungle!

Aah!

Look who

it is? It is only Glen Johnson,

1:03:151:03:27

Kevin Hart and Jack Black! I used a

northern term for mate, cockers! A

1:03:271:03:43

lot of the families in -- a lot of

the animals in the film are right

1:03:431:03:48

naughty, are you scared of me being

here today, because I'm a scary

1:03:481:03:52

animal?

I get a friendly vibe...

From me, Jack Black? Yes, in general

1:03:521:03:59

and scared of animals and creepy

crawlies of all shapes and sizes.

1:03:591:04:04

Were you in an actual jungle?

We

shot the movie in the jungles of

1:04:041:04:10

Hawaii.

It was amazing. You could

have filmed it in my place in Wigan.

1:04:101:04:15

If you don't cut the grass for a

week, it looks like a jungle.

What

1:04:151:04:21

did you say it was called?

Wigan.

Jumanji, welcome to the Wigan!

1:04:211:04:29

# Welcome to the Wigan!

# We've got fun and games... #

1:04:291:04:35

That's the theme tune sorted,

cockers! Aah! I wanted to be in this

1:04:351:04:44

film, you know. I did an audition

with your co-star, Nick Jonas. I did

1:04:441:04:53

a screen test for the helicopter

scene... Did you think about taking

1:04:531:05:00

the train? There are far fewer

perils! I am a Jumanji Rhino!

You

1:05:001:05:06

are dressed as an elephant and you

are meant to be a rhino...

I

1:05:061:05:09

couldn't find a rhino costume, Kaka.

This was the nearest that they had

1:05:091:05:13

in your rental place... -- cocker. I

forgot that I was auditioning, you

1:05:131:05:23

were so good that I thought I was

watching the actual movie, Nicolas!

1:05:231:05:28

I'm not sure why I didn't get the

part.

I think that was more of a

1:05:281:05:37

Dwayne Johnson question...

Can you

sing?

1:05:371:05:40

# Sandwich are mainly bred

# But you can put stuff in them

1:05:401:05:44

# You can put things in them...

#

Did you say meat paste?

It is like

1:05:441:05:56

meat but it is in a jar, it slithers

down your throat.

Can I sing some

1:05:561:06:02

harmonies?

# You cant hurt meat paste in them

1:06:021:06:11

# You can put tikka masala in

them... #

1:06:111:06:21

It went off the rails a little...

What do you have two call-out when

1:06:211:06:26

you finish the game?

Jumanji!

Jumanji!

Jumanji, Welcome to the

1:06:261:06:39

Jungle. Thank you.

1:06:391:06:42

Still to come -

Mash-Up is fuller than Santa's

1:06:421:06:44

sleigh on Christmas eve!

1:06:441:06:45

We've got two brand new episodes

of Odd Squad and something

1:06:451:06:47

has gone seriously wrong

at the Lab Con event.

1:06:471:06:51

Five callers guess how many Presents

are in the Postbox in

1:06:511:06:54

today's Things in the Thing.

1:06:541:07:00

We'll reveal the winning performance

in our Battle of the

1:07:001:07:03

Bands vote.

1:07:031:07:04

And prepare yourself

for our biggest gunging ever as the

1:07:041:07:06

stars of CBBC get it

at the end of the show!

1:07:061:07:14

Plenty coming up!

In the meantime...

Isn't it time for a brand-new

1:07:141:07:24

episode of Odd Squad?

1:07:241:07:25

My name is Agent Olympia.

This is my partner, Agent Otis.

1:07:281:07:31

This is my lunch, after I ate it.

1:07:311:07:33

But back to Otis and me.

1:07:331:07:34

We work for an organization

run by kids.

1:07:341:07:37

That investigates anything

strange...

1:07:371:07:40

..weird...

1:07:401:07:41

..and especially odd.

1:07:411:07:43

Our job is to put things right

again.

Hurry, Olympia!

1:07:431:07:46

I'm coming, Miss O!

1:07:461:07:48

Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

1:07:501:07:54

Enjoy the con.

1:08:071:08:09

Whoa, Oscar!

1:08:091:08:11

Hey, Odelia!

You finally made

it to Lab Con.

1:08:111:08:14

Yep, my new assistant Oona is

looking after the Lab

1:08:141:08:16

while I'm gone.

1:08:161:08:17

She's never done it before,

so who knows?

1:08:171:08:19

She might hit the wrong button,

the whole thing could explode!

1:08:191:08:21

Ha-ha-ha-ha

1:08:211:08:23

Ha-ha-I got to go.

1:08:231:08:25

Oscar! This is why I came.

1:08:251:08:27

You always complain about missing

this weird, sweaty scientist party.

1:08:271:08:31

Lab Con. It's called Lab Con.

1:08:311:08:34

Oona will be fine in the lab.

1:08:341:08:37

Howdy-doo!

1:08:371:08:38

Oona... Why aren't you in the lab?

1:08:381:08:41

So... You said not to call Oscar

so I decided to....

1:08:411:08:45

# Swing on by! #

1:08:451:08:47

You left the lab unattended?

1:08:471:08:49

No! What am I... Crazy?!

1:08:491:08:52

I made a wax figure of myself.

1:08:521:08:54

Hey, Gadget Lady, this is broken.

1:08:561:08:59

Hello?!

1:09:021:09:03

Oh, I see what's happening.

1:09:051:09:07

You heard I'm

awesome at staring contests

1:09:071:09:09

and you want to challenge me.

1:09:091:09:11

Say nothing if that's true.

1:09:111:09:13

Let's rumble.

1:09:161:09:17

Anyhoo... My question is -

1:09:191:09:21

when Agents sign out a gadget,

should they use a pen...

1:09:211:09:23

..or a pencil?

1:09:231:09:25

I have to go.

1:09:251:09:26

You are not.

You are going to go have fun.

1:09:261:09:29

I'll bring Oona back to the truck.

1:09:291:09:32

Everything's going to be fi-i-ne!

Please stop singing.

1:09:321:09:35

Here's the scientist stuff we all

get. This year's pin's inside.

1:09:381:09:41

Also,

you need to check your gadgets.

1:09:461:09:48

DING DING

1:09:501:09:53

Enjoy the con!

1:09:531:09:55

Oscar!

Oscar!

Hey, guys! Hey, guys!

1:10:001:10:04

Hey, guys!

1:10:051:10:06

Hey, guys!

1:10:061:10:07

Hey, Oscar!

1:10:071:10:09

I can't believe you made it!

1:10:091:10:11

Look at this guy! He started

the first lab at Odd Squad.

1:10:111:10:14

And came up with combining gadgets!

1:10:141:10:17

What's combining gadgets?

1:10:171:10:18

Honestly, what are

they teaching them at this place?

1:10:181:10:21

Every gadget has a

number on the bottom.

1:10:211:10:22

Like these Eyebrowinators have a

number five.

1:10:221:10:25

But, what if you're in a pinch and

you don't have the gadget you need?

1:10:271:10:30

Well, thanks to this genius.

It's no big deal!

It is!

1:10:301:10:33

This genius monster figured out

that you can combine gadgets to

1:10:331:10:35

get the gadget you need.

1:10:351:10:37

Like, for example,

the Hatinator is number 10...

1:10:371:10:40

So, if you take two fives...

Watch this part very closely.

1:10:401:10:44

Five plus five equals 10!

1:10:441:10:46

ZAP

1:10:471:10:49

Whoa!

Cool!

1:10:491:10:50

Yeah, and you can keep

on combining gadgets.

1:10:501:10:52

Like 10 plus 5,

that's easy to figure out,

1:10:521:10:54

it's one 10 and five ones.

1:10:541:10:57

So 10 plus five...

1:10:571:10:58

Equals 15.

1:10:581:10:59

ZAP

1:11:011:11:03

Whoa!

The Fancy-Hatinator.

1:11:031:11:06

TANNOY: Please take your seats.

1:11:061:11:07

Ooh, Obbs is about to give

the welcome speech.

1:11:071:11:09

Argh! Obbs.

1:11:091:11:11

Wait, what's wrong with Obbs?

1:11:111:11:12

Oh, nothing. I mean, if you're

1:11:121:11:14

President Of The Scientists wear the

bow tie,

1:11:141:11:16

that's all I'm saying.

1:11:161:11:17

And don't you think he's a little

bit showy?

1:11:171:11:19

VOICE: Introducing President Obbs!

1:11:201:11:23

APPLAUSE

1:11:251:11:26

Maybe a little bit showy.

1:11:271:11:29

Nice to see you all wearing your new

pins.

1:11:291:11:33

Whoops, dropped my pin.

1:11:351:11:37

Oh, dear.

1:11:371:11:39

Woo! What a year, huh?

1:11:391:11:40

Another year where the Agents

get all the glory

1:11:401:11:43

and we scientists get nothing.

1:11:431:11:47

Funny, I called

a bunch of you to say

1:11:471:11:49

we got to do something about this.

1:11:491:11:51

But you said, "We like HELPING".

1:11:511:11:52

"We're all a part of the same TEAM".

1:11:541:11:58

But that ends with this gadget.

1:11:581:12:00

For this shall control your minds!

1:12:001:12:04

POW

1:12:041:12:06

Now we shall rise up

and take control of all Odd Squads.

1:12:061:12:11

ROBOTIC:

We shall rise up

and take control of all Odd Squads.

1:12:111:12:15

What's going on here?

1:12:151:12:18

Oscar?

1:12:181:12:20

It looks like your pin broke.

Come down here and I'll fix it.

1:12:201:12:23

Uh... No, it's OK.

1:12:231:12:25

Really, it's no problem.

Just come down, it'll be cool.

1:12:251:12:28

No, it's, er, fine...

I can go do it in the rest room.

1:12:281:12:32

I feel like you're going to run.

1:12:321:12:35

Run? Why would I do that?

1:12:351:12:37

Well? Get him!

1:12:371:12:39

I knew you'd try and sneak out!

We got to get out of here!

1:12:451:12:48

Oscar, you've got to trust Oona!

1:12:481:12:51

Mind control

scientists are after me!

1:12:511:12:53

Wow, you will make up any excuse.

1:12:531:12:55

Now I believe you!

1:12:591:13:00

Go!

1:13:021:13:04

Ms O is here? Get her, too!

1:13:071:13:09

ALL ROBOTICALLY: Get Ms O, too.

1:13:091:13:11

That voice is super creepy,

let me just...

1:13:111:13:14

SQUEAKY: Get Ms O, too!

1:13:141:13:16

Better!

1:13:161:13:18

In here!

1:13:221:13:24

Argh!

1:13:241:13:25

Hurry!

1:13:271:13:29

I'll call Odd Squad for back up.

1:13:371:13:39

There's no escape!

1:13:411:13:43

I jammed the signal, there's no

calls outside the building.

1:13:431:13:46

I don't have time for this,

I have a world to take over!

1:13:461:13:49

I thought we were taking over

Odd Squads.

No, no, no.

1:13:491:13:53

First Odd Squad,

then the world, then other worlds,

1:13:531:13:56

if they have life on them.

1:13:561:13:58

I have a hunch about Neptune.

1:13:581:13:59

Doesn't matter,

I'll be in my office planning.

1:13:591:14:01

Let me know when you have them.

1:14:011:14:03

We need to get the remote.

How?

1:14:031:14:05

I can't use my fists

and you can't use gadgets.

1:14:051:14:08

We're like superheroes

without our powers.

1:14:081:14:10

No calls outside the building.

1:14:121:14:14

But he didn't say

anything about inside the building.

1:14:141:14:17

Go for O.

Hey, Ms O.

Oona?

I'm

inside the building in the garage.

1:14:171:14:23

Do you know if I need a parking

ticket stamped, or...?

1:14:231:14:26

She's inside the building.

1:14:261:14:28

Oona! We need your help. It's going

to take about 20 minutes to explain.

1:14:281:14:32

20 minutes later!

1:14:331:14:34

Whoa! I can't believe it!

I know.

1:14:361:14:39

No, I mean, that took

exactly 20 minutes to explain.

1:14:391:14:42

You really called it.

1:14:421:14:43

Oh and also the evil takeover part,

that's bad, too.

1:14:431:14:46

I need you to

go into the ice cream truck

1:14:461:14:49

and find gadgets that can help us!

1:14:491:14:51

Oh, OK... When should I go?

1:14:511:14:53

Now would be a good time.

Great.

1:14:531:14:55

I found some gadgets.

I just don't know what they do.

1:15:021:15:04

It's easy to tell which is which.

You're right. I'll just blast them.

1:15:041:15:08

No, no, don't.

1:15:081:15:09

ZAP

1:15:091:15:11

Ha-ha-ha! Tiny-noteinator.

1:15:111:15:13

Featherinator!

1:15:131:15:14

Flowerinator!

1:15:161:15:17

Oh, that makes sense.

It has a little flower thing.

1:15:171:15:20

Why can't they'll just have that?

1:15:201:15:22

WHIZZ POP BANG

1:15:231:15:26

How's it going? Oona!

Sweaterinator!

Oona!

1:15:291:15:31

Pick up the phone!

1:15:321:15:33

Oona!

What's up, boss?

1:15:331:15:35

You don't have to test them.

1:15:351:15:37

Each one has

a number on the bottom of it!

1:15:371:15:39

Oh... Yeah, easier.

1:15:391:15:40

Oscar.

Miss O! Shh.

The scientists will find us.

1:15:401:15:43

They already did.

1:15:431:15:44

Oh!

1:15:451:15:48

OK, back-back-back-back-back!

1:15:481:15:51

Ah! OK!

1:15:511:15:52

Are you afraid of heights ?

No.

1:15:521:15:54

Good!

1:15:541:15:55

Hi-yah!

1:15:551:15:56

What floor are we one?

A...

Lower one?

1:15:591:16:02

Get Oscar! Get Ms O!

1:16:031:16:06

How many of you were at this

conference?

Odelia! It's me. Oscar!

1:16:061:16:11

I know you're

still in there, my friend.

1:16:111:16:13

Oscar?

1:16:131:16:15

It's working!

She's breaking through?

1:16:161:16:18

No! I'm just messing with you.

My mind is still totally controlled.

1:16:181:16:23

Ha... At least they still have a

sense of humour. Run!

Run!

1:16:231:16:26

Oona! We need a gadget to

slow these guys down.

1:16:281:16:30

Get to Obbs and get that remote!

1:16:301:16:32

But all I have is useless

stuff, like this Flowerinator.

1:16:321:16:36

Every gadget has

a number on the bottom of it.

1:16:361:16:38

You can combine gadgets by adding

the numbers to get

1:16:381:16:40

the gadgets that you need.

1:16:401:16:41

But I don't know which

numbers to combine!

1:16:411:16:43

The computer on the truck has all

the gadgets and the numbers.

1:16:431:16:46

Usually you have to built a gadget,

we can use...

1:16:461:16:48

Argh! Got to go!

1:16:481:16:49

Gadgets they can use, gadgets they

can use!

1:16:521:16:54

Ooh!

1:16:541:16:56

Number 85 is looking good!

1:16:561:16:58

OK.

1:16:591:17:01

If I'm trying to add up to 85 I can

eliminate anything that's bigger.

1:17:011:17:04

Like...

1:17:041:17:06

200.

1:17:061:17:08

There's still too many!

1:17:081:17:10

Maybe I can make this easier by

breaking it down into tens and ones.

1:17:101:17:13

85 is made up of...

One, two, three, four

1:17:151:17:19

five, six, seven, eight

groups of ten, which is 80.

1:17:191:17:24

And one, two, three, four, five

1:17:241:17:28

ones, which makes five!

1:17:281:17:30

So 80 plus five equals 85!

1:17:301:17:34

I can make 85

by adding 80 plus five!

1:17:341:17:37

80, plus five!

1:17:411:17:45

WHOOSH

1:17:451:17:48

I just made my first gadget!

I need to journal about this.

1:17:501:17:53

Later... Uh... Should do this later.

1:17:561:17:59

ALL: Get Oscar. Get Ms O.

1:18:051:18:07

Go for O. Oona has a gadget. We're

on the second floor.

1:18:091:18:13

Bring it to us.

1:18:131:18:15

With all due respect, Ma'am,

1:18:151:18:16

I will not risk losing the one

scientist we still have.

1:18:161:18:19

Then what are we supposed to do?

1:18:191:18:21

To be continued...

1:18:211:18:23

week's guests in 'Ask Them Anything'

and the final How Many

1:18:481:18:49

Things in the Thing is on it's way.

1:18:491:18:49

Stay tuned.

1:18:521:18:58

Yasmin, I've just prepared

my Christmas list.

1:18:581:19:01

Would you send it to Santa for me?

1:19:011:19:03

Of course!

1:19:031:19:04

Let's see what you've asked for.

1:19:041:19:07

"Happiness and joy for everyone."

1:19:071:19:09

Oh Hacker - that's so nice!

1:19:091:19:11

I know!

1:19:111:19:12

Is that what you're

really asking for?

1:19:121:19:20

There is just a COUPLE of other

ideas underneath that too..

1:19:201:19:23

If Santa is feeling generous.

1:19:231:19:28

A Sue Barker workout DVD.

1:19:281:19:34

Hacker!

1:19:341:19:35

This is way too much to ask for.

1:19:351:19:37

If you're not careful,

you'll get a lump of coal!

1:19:371:19:40

Ooh, good!

1:19:401:19:41

That's number 743 on the list!

1:19:411:19:42

Just below "The world's

whole diamond reserves"

1:19:421:19:44

Huzzah!

1:19:441:19:45

It is as well!

1:19:451:19:46

This lot might be a BIT ambitious.

1:19:461:19:48

But there is a whole load

of brand new CBBC treats

1:19:481:19:50

for everyone in 2018.

1:19:501:19:51

Have a look at this lot!

1:19:511:20:01

Let's see what's coming up for your

viewing.

That is it, brilliant.

We

1:20:011:20:09

are going to be here all day.

He is

not going anywhere. A risky move.

1:20:091:20:16

This is incredible.

1:20:161:20:27

You may recall we had a few security

issues last year.

1:20:291:20:38

Let me assure you every possible

step has been taken to ensure that

1:20:381:20:44

the school is 100%... Safe.

You said

red. The answer I have on the

1:20:441:21:01

card...

Stop it!

Are you ready for

an amazing adventure?

1:21:011:21:26

Join Ed and his mates on a brilliant

journey. It is going to be epic.

1:21:281:21:37

Lots of fun.

Don't miss it, whatever

you do. What a year it is going to

1:21:371:21:52

be. Loads to look forward to.

1:21:521:21:54

This is Saturday Mash-Up

and for the last time in the

1:21:541:21:57

series, it's time for this!

1:21:571:21:58

# How many things in the

thing?

1:21:581:22:00

# How many, how many?

1:22:001:22:01

# How many things in the thing?

1:22:011:22:03

# How many, how many?

1:22:031:22:04

# How many, things in the thing?

1:22:041:22:08

We are going to show

you lots of things that are inside

1:22:081:22:11

another thing.

1:22:111:22:12

We just want to know

how many things there are!

1:22:121:22:15

Today's big question is...

1:22:151:22:16

How many Presents in the Postbox?

1:22:161:22:22

Five callers are on the line,

1:22:221:22:23

who will be selected at

random.

1:22:231:22:25

Because it gets a bit easier as it

goes along, each caller

1:22:251:22:28

will get one second less

than the last to guess.

1:22:281:22:30

You can have as many guesses

as you like within the time.

1:22:301:22:33

We'll help you out by telling

you if there's MORE or FEWER

1:22:331:22:36

things in the thing.

1:22:361:22:37

Before we meet our callers,

we'll give you 10 seconds to

1:22:371:22:40

have a really close up look.

1:22:401:22:46

It is not cheating, it is helping.

Have a look.

1:22:461:23:00

Over your gaze.

1:23:001:23:02

Let's play the game...

1:23:021:23:03

CBBC stars - please

pick our first caller.

1:23:031:23:13

Number four. Chelsea from Dundee.

Good morning. Are you there? Hello,

1:23:131:23:25

good morning. Merry Christmas.

15

seconds to guess how many presidents

1:23:251:23:33

are in the post box. Three, two,

one. And go.

172.

Fewer things, keep

1:23:331:23:50

going.

She said 70. There are more

of them. So another caller, please.

1:23:501:24:14

It is number two. Gwen in Stockport.

Good morning. 14 seconds to guess.

1:24:141:24:27

We left on 70 and we said that there

are more. So you have 14 seconds.

1:24:271:24:32

Go! 75. More things in the thing 74.

There are fewer things.

72. CHEERING

1:24:321:24:54

. Merry Christmas to you!

1:24:541:24:58

You receive the ultimate accolade -

a sloppy kiss from Hacker!

1:24:581:25:08

And you will also received a signed

picture. And an exclusive badge.

1:25:081:25:18

Thanks to all of our Things

in the Thing callers across the

1:25:181:25:21

series.

1:25:211:25:22

We've loved it!

1:25:221:25:25

I had a big laugh.

1:25:251:25:28

It's time now for the second part

of BRAND NEW Odd Squad.

1:25:281:25:31

It's time now for the second part

Will Una's maths

1:25:311:25:32

save Oscar and Miss O?

1:25:321:25:35

I couldn't tell you.

1:25:351:25:38

My name is Agent Olympia.

This is my partner, Agent Otis.

1:25:401:25:43

This is my lunch after I ate it.

1:25:431:25:45

But back to Otis and me.

1:25:451:25:46

We work for an organisation

run by kids that investigates

1:25:461:25:49

anything strange,

1:25:491:25:51

weird,

1:25:511:25:53

and especially odd.

1:25:531:25:55

Our job is to put things

right again.

1:25:551:25:57

Hurry, Olympia!

1:25:571:25:58

I'm coming, Ms O.

1:25:581:26:00

CHEERING

1:26:011:26:03

Who do we work for?

1:26:031:26:04

We work for Odd Squad.

1:26:041:26:06

Oona has a gadget.

1:26:151:26:16

We're on the second floor -

bring it to us.

1:26:161:26:19

With all due respect, ma'am,

1:26:191:26:21

I will not risk losing the one

scientist we still have.

1:26:211:26:24

Tell her to send it up the elevator.

1:26:261:26:28

I'll get there.

1:26:281:26:29

MS O:

Send it up the elevator.

1:26:291:26:31

How many lab coats do you have?

1:26:421:26:44

17.

1:26:441:26:46

I get chilly easily.

1:26:461:26:47

HE BELLOWS

1:26:491:26:51

Whoa!

1:26:521:26:53

ROCK MUSIC

1:26:531:26:54

# His tie is green

1:27:031:27:05

# His coats are clean

He's a machine

1:27:051:27:07

# His name is Oscar

1:27:071:27:09

# Oscar is awesome

Oscar is awesome

1:27:091:27:12

# Straight from the lab

1:27:121:27:13

# When it's looking bad

1:27:131:27:14

# You'll just be glad

you came with Oscar

1:27:141:27:16

# Oscar is awesome

Oscar is awesome... #

1:27:161:27:19

He got it.

1:27:191:27:21

What is IT, anyway?

1:27:221:27:24

The Sticky Stringinator.

1:27:241:27:26

# His tie is green

1:27:391:27:41

# His coats are clean

He's a machine

1:27:411:27:43

# His name is Oscar

1:27:431:27:44

# Oscar is awesome

Oscar is awesome

1:27:441:27:48

# Straight from the lab

1:27:481:27:49

# When it's looking bad

1:27:491:27:50

# You'll just be glad

you came with Oscar. #

1:27:501:27:52

Let's find Obbs and get that remote.

1:27:521:27:54

Now, was that too much?

1:27:561:27:58

No, that was pretty good.

1:27:581:27:59

How did they get a gadget?

1:27:591:28:01

It came from the elevator.

1:28:011:28:03

Maybe the elevator is

working with them.

1:28:031:28:05

Elevators don't have brains.

1:28:051:28:07

HE GROANS

1:28:071:28:08

How are you suddenly all not smart

after I controlled your minds?

1:28:081:28:11

Someone's helping them.

1:28:131:28:14

Odelia.

1:28:141:28:16

Take a team. Check every floor,

the roof, the garage.

1:28:161:28:19

BEEP

1:28:191:28:20

You two, clean yourselves up.

1:28:201:28:22

Find Oscar and Ms O.

1:28:221:28:23

You need more than one.

1:28:281:28:29

Take...take the whole box.

1:28:291:28:31

HE GROANS

1:28:321:28:33

All right.

1:28:371:28:39

I made a gadget,

helped Ms O and Oscar.

1:28:391:28:41

If I could get this whole talking to

myself thing under control,

1:28:411:28:44

I am doing all right.

1:28:441:28:46

LIFT DINGS

1:28:461:28:48

What was that?

1:28:461:28:48

I picked the wrong week to stop

talking to myself.

1:28:581:29:01

It's OK.

1:29:011:29:02

You have a truckful of

helpful gadgets.

1:29:021:29:04

Like...uh...Tinynoteinator.

1:29:041:29:07

How could this help me?

1:29:071:29:09

DOOR RATTLES

1:29:091:29:10

Unlockinator.

1:29:151:29:17

We found an ice cream truck,

but it's empty.

1:29:251:29:29

Search the rest of the garage.

1:29:301:29:32

We checked every floor.

1:29:401:29:42

Which means Obbs' office must be

on this floor.

Yeah.

1:29:421:29:45

Get Oscar, get Ms O.

Stand back, Ms O.

1:29:451:29:47

GADGET FIZZLES

1:29:471:29:48

It's not working.

You're out of string!

1:29:481:29:50

Come on!

1:29:501:29:51

HE GROANS

1:29:531:29:54

HE PANTS

1:30:041:30:05

Now how are we going to find Obbs?

Found him.

1:30:051:30:07

Please, have a seat...

1:30:091:30:11

..and a pin.

1:30:111:30:13

BEEP

1:30:131:30:14

THEY CONTINUE MARCHING

1:30:181:30:20

Guys.

1:30:481:30:49

I'm in the elevator.

I had to leave the truck.

1:30:491:30:52

Where are you?

1:30:521:30:53

Oscar and Ms O are with me.

1:30:531:30:55

What?!

1:30:551:30:56

Wait, who's me?

1:30:561:30:58

The president of the scientists.

1:30:581:31:00

Obbs. Oh, yeah, we haven't met yet.

1:31:001:31:03

No, this is a trick.

1:31:031:31:05

You just found Oscar's phone.

1:31:051:31:07

You're in that elevator, right?

1:31:071:31:09

There's a screen that

shows the weather,

1:31:091:31:11

and ads for vacation getaways.

1:31:111:31:14

Now do you believe me?

1:31:151:31:18

This cam only goes one way -

I can't see you.

1:31:181:31:21

Are you nodding?

Yes.

1:31:211:31:22

Hey, it's OK, kiddo.

1:31:221:31:24

Just come up to my office

1:31:241:31:26

and you won't have to think

about any of this ever again.

1:31:261:31:30

SHE SIGHS

1:31:311:31:33

I'll be right there.

1:31:311:31:33

High-five. Oh.

1:31:361:31:37

BEEP

1:31:371:31:38

JACKALOPE GIGGLES

1:31:421:31:43

OBBS:

Took you long enough.

1:31:451:31:47

Thanks for giving up.

1:31:521:31:54

Oh, uh, this is super awkward.

1:31:541:31:56

I'm not giving up...

1:31:561:31:58

..you are.

Ha!

1:31:581:31:59

Why would I?

1:31:591:32:01

I control all of them.

1:32:011:32:03

But so do I.

1:32:031:32:04

BEEP

1:32:041:32:06

Get him!

1:32:041:32:06

How did you make that?

1:32:061:32:07

Every gadget has a number.

1:32:071:32:09

When you held up the remote,

1:32:111:32:12

I saw the number on the bottom.

1:32:121:32:14

I'll be right there.

1:32:181:32:20

The simplest way to find out

how to add up to 234

1:32:201:32:23

was to break it down into

hundredths,

1:32:231:32:27

tens, and ones.

1:32:271:32:29

Two groups of 100, which is 200.

1:32:291:32:32

Three rows of ten, which is 30.

1:32:341:32:36

And one, two, three,

four ones, which is four.

1:32:381:32:42

200 + 30 + 4 = 234.

1:32:431:32:48

And now that I control

all scientists,

1:32:501:32:53

I shall be the one to

rule the world!

1:32:531:32:56

SHE CACKLES

1:32:561:32:57

Joking. Joking. So joking.

1:32:571:32:59

I'm going to smash these.

1:32:591:33:01

THEY FIZZLE AND POWER DOWN

1:33:021:33:04

W-What happened?

1:33:091:33:11

Oona happened.

1:33:111:33:13

Oh, stop.

1:33:131:33:15

JACKALOPE BRAYS

1:33:181:33:19

It is my duty to inform you that you

are no longer a member of Odd Squad.

1:33:211:33:24

Hand it over.

1:33:241:33:25

You do realise I'm just going to

rise up again as a villain.

1:33:251:33:28

Hey, that's your choice.

Keeps us busy.

1:33:281:33:31

And we like busy, right, Ohio?

1:33:311:33:32

Love it. But there are better

options for you.

1:33:321:33:35

Life of Grime villain rehab.

1:33:361:33:39

This is all my fault.

1:33:431:33:45

If only I came more often,

1:33:451:33:47

I would have seen what

Obbs was doing.

1:33:471:33:49

No.

It's not your fault, dude.

1:33:491:33:50

The fact is, the scientists

need a new president.

1:33:501:33:52

Someone they all know.

1:33:521:33:54

Someone strong they can trust.

1:33:541:33:57

But, Ms O, you can't leave

Odd Squad.

1:33:571:33:59

I'm talking about you.

1:33:591:34:00

M-M-Me? For pres...? No!

1:34:001:34:03

They need someone that

they can look up to.

1:34:031:34:05

Oscar, you know we already have

a giant statue of you

1:34:051:34:08

we literally look up to, right?

Oh.

1:34:081:34:10

But, Ms O, my lab.

1:34:151:34:17

I think Oona has proved

herself to be smart,

1:34:171:34:19

fearless and ready for any...

challenge.

1:34:191:34:22

I thought I'd record this for later,

when I'm doing less well.

1:34:221:34:24

But, yeah, like she said -

I'm coo...

1:34:241:34:27

Can I talk to you for a second?

1:34:281:34:30

Ms O...

You're President Oscar now.

1:34:321:34:35

Call me Oprah.

Oprah...

1:34:351:34:38

Yeah, that's going to take a while.

1:34:381:34:40

This is a huge honour,

and I want to, but...

But what?

1:34:401:34:44

I don't want to not see you

every day.

1:34:461:34:49

Me neither.

1:34:491:34:51

But they need you here.

1:34:511:34:53

And I'll visit you, you'll visit me.

We'll hang out all the time.

1:34:531:34:57

Go.

1:34:571:34:59

Be the leader I know you are.

1:34:591:35:00

HE SIGHS

1:35:041:35:06

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH QUICKLY

1:35:061:35:08

I was thinking -

how about we hang out now?

1:35:081:35:10

Do you want to just hang out,

like, right now?

1:35:101:35:12

Yeah. I'd like that.

1:35:121:35:14

SINISTER MUSIC

1:35:391:35:42

SHE GROWLS

1:35:591:36:01

SHE GRUNTS

1:36:041:36:06

SHE GROWLS

1:36:111:36:13

SHE GRUNTS

1:36:181:36:20

SHE SIGHS

1:36:241:36:26

I admit it, gadget lady,

1:36:261:36:27

you are better at staring contests.

1:36:271:36:30

Or ARE you? Go again!

1:36:341:36:37

It's going to be bigger than ever -

and all of this lot are all getting

1:37:031:37:04

Welcome back!

1:37:151:37:17

Earlier this morning I challenged

you to transform your

1:37:171:37:20

grown up in to a Christmas tree!

1:37:201:37:24

We have had some more in... We have

been inundated all day! Lex had they

1:37:241:37:29

look right now. We have Bella from

Gloucester, her dad Paul here...

He

1:37:291:37:41

has put a match down so he does not

soil the lino.

James's mum Caroline

1:37:411:37:51

holding some tinsel...

She is better

than you are earlier but that door

1:37:511:37:58

could do with another coat of

Magnolia!

And finally, this is Eli

1:37:581:38:04

from Shropshire's mum and Marie.

That is a cracker for a hand... I

1:38:041:38:10

said it!

Always quality, keep your

pictures coming in...

Guys? It's

1:38:101:38:17

really important...

1:38:171:38:20

I've got the results

of our Battle of the Bands vote.

1:38:201:38:23

Do you want to know who's won?

1:38:231:38:24

Do I?

1:38:241:38:25

Yes I do, yes!

1:38:251:38:31

There have been 11 acts to choose

from and I can reveal that with 23%

1:38:311:38:37

of the vote, even mash-up musical

performance that you wanted to see

1:38:371:38:41

again was... Max and Harvey!

1:38:411:38:48

# I have trouble speaking

# It's like I always trip on my

1:38:531:38:58

tongue

# I can never tell you

1:38:581:39:03

# When I think about you

# There must be a million words but

1:39:031:39:08

I will be just happy with just one

# Ooh, are you feeling this

1:39:081:39:17

connection?

# Because I'm so tongue tied, tongue

1:39:171:39:22

tied

# I could take you in my arms and

1:39:221:39:25

show you what I'm all about

# I could give you just one kiss and

1:39:251:39:30

you'd know, you'll know

# If only I can make you see all the

1:39:301:39:35

things you did to me

# We know that words don't mean a

1:39:351:39:42

thing

# The words don't mean a thing

1:39:421:39:47

# The words don't mean a thing #

# When I see you in the corridor

1:39:471:39:58

# I stare down at the floor

# Just so I don't have too looks so

1:39:581:40:04

dumb

# Don't come and done, you don't

1:40:041:40:10

even know Bieber you are stuck and I

-- you don't even know me but you

1:40:101:40:16

are stuck under my thumb

# Are you feeling this connection

1:40:161:40:24

# Because I'm so tongue tied, tongue

tied

1:40:241:40:31

# I could take you in my arms

# Show you what I'm all about

1:40:311:40:35

# I could give you just one kiss and

you'll know, you'll know

1:40:351:40:40

# If only I could make you see all

the things you did to me

1:40:401:40:46

# We both know that words don't mean

a thing

1:40:461:40:49

# The words don't mean a thing

# The words don't mean a thing

1:40:491:41:06

# A million words but I need just

one, one... And I can take you in my

1:41:141:41:26

arms

# Show you what I'm all about

1:41:261:41:29

# I could give you just one kiss and

you'll know, you'll know

1:41:291:41:32

# If only I could make you see

# All the things you do to me

1:41:321:41:36

# Because we both know that words

don't mean a thing

1:41:361:41:40

# The words don't mean a thing

# How do I get your attention?

1:41:401:41:47

# Are you feeling this connection?

# Because I'm so tongue tied, tongue

1:41:471:41:54

tied #

1:41:541:41:59

To re-Capcom I want something quite

intimate. Music from our road trip

1:42:141:42:22

but easy bookings...

1:42:221:42:27

Pink bow-tie...

1:42:271:42:30

Got to be in Wigan obviously...

1:42:301:42:32

Oh hello!

1:42:321:42:33

Please welcome to my

Kennel with that Naomi

1:42:331:42:35

Wilkinson off of Marrying

Mum & Dad and things!

1:42:351:42:37

Hello!

1:42:371:42:38

There are too many of those shows in

my opinion.

1:42:381:42:41

So you were saying...

1:42:411:42:42

Traditional, meat paste

sandwiches, Wigan...

1:42:421:42:43

That's right, cocker.

1:42:431:42:44

Can you sort all that?

1:42:441:42:45

Of course!

1:42:451:42:46

There is just one problem though.

1:42:461:42:48

What's that?

1:42:481:42:49

Who's the bride?

1:42:491:42:50

Can't YOU get me one?

1:42:501:42:51

Nooo...

1:42:511:42:52

I can't do that!

1:42:521:42:54

Marriage is about meeting the one

person you love and committing

1:42:541:42:56

the rest of your life to

them!

1:42:561:42:58

I can't sort that for you.

1:42:581:42:59

Livid!

1:42:591:43:00

Get me Ed Petrie!

1:43:001:43:01

He'd do it for me!

1:43:011:43:03

Pah - why do you present a wedding

show if you can't even

1:43:031:43:06

find me a bride!

1:43:061:43:07

Useless!

1:43:071:43:08

Well, while you're here I better

interview you I suppose.

1:43:081:43:10

So Naomi, what are your

plans for Christmas?

1:43:101:43:13

Hanging out with my family and

playing some games, eating a lot of

1:43:131:43:17

nice food.

1:43:171:43:19

What are you asking

for from the big man himself?

1:43:191:43:22

Father Christmas?

1:43:221:43:25

No, I didn't mean THAT big man...

1:43:251:43:26

I meant Ed Petrie!

1:43:261:43:27

In't he tall Naomi?!

1:43:271:43:28

Too tall if you ask me!

1:43:281:43:30

He is pretty tall, yeah!

1:43:301:43:31

I was considering booking him

instead of you, to be honest,

1:43:311:43:34

but he wouldn't have fit!

1:43:341:43:35

Charming!

1:43:351:43:36

Now Naomi, you've been

on television for a long time.

1:43:361:43:38

What was it like back

in the black and white days?

1:43:381:43:41

Oi!

1:43:411:43:42

I've not been on it that long!

1:43:421:43:44

Oh sorry!

1:43:441:43:45

Every day's black and

white for me anyway.

1:43:451:43:48

What with my eyes...

1:43:481:43:52

Now, as well as Marrying Mum & Dad,

you also do "All Over

1:43:521:43:55

the Place".

1:43:551:43:56

Who's on that with you?

1:43:561:43:57

Ed Petrie.

1:43:571:43:58

Not him again!

1:43:581:43:59

You want to shake him off -

he's cramping your

1:43:591:44:02

style!

1:44:021:44:03

Tell me about it!

1:44:031:44:04

Too tall!

1:44:041:44:05

So on All Over the Place,

you visit different exciting

1:44:051:44:07

places in the world.

1:44:071:44:09

What's been your favourite

place of all to visit?

1:44:091:44:11

Ooh - that's tough!

1:44:111:44:12

We just went to Bali for the new

series. Sidney, or Florida...

1:44:121:44:15

Anywhere closer to home?

1:44:151:44:18

Well I love visiting Scotland.

1:44:181:44:19

And Bristol.

1:44:191:44:22

That's my hometown.

Is my kennel of

the best place you have ever

1:44:221:44:28

visited?

I see what you mean... No.

1:44:281:44:37

Oh!

1:44:371:44:38

So you don't think they'll

want to film the next series of

1:44:381:44:41

All Over the Place here?

1:44:411:44:42

No.

1:44:421:44:43

Oh, plums.

1:44:431:44:44

I was counting on the

income to pay for a new

1:44:441:44:47

boiler!

1:44:471:44:48

Never mind - another

cold winter it is!

1:44:481:44:50

Let's have a round of applause

for Naomi Wilkinson,

1:44:501:44:52

everyone!

1:44:521:44:53

Hey Naomi, it's time for a Christmas

Shrek special now,

1:44:531:44:55

you know.

1:44:551:44:57

This is Donkey's Caroling

Christmas-Tacular!

1:44:571:44:58

CHEERING

1:44:581:44:58

OK, parfaits go on that table and the

bog nog goes over there and remember,

1:45:141:45:17

make sure the piles of cookies

are arranged in fun holiday shapes.

1:45:171:45:21

Shrek, I just love this. Don't you

just love this?

Sure, Donkey.

1:45:211:45:24

This is going to be the best

Christmas party ever, because

1:45:241:45:27

this year, everybody's going to sing

their favourite Christmas carol.

1:45:271:45:30

I hear even the Shrek family

is going to sing.

1:45:301:45:32

Oh, yeah.

Yeah! Yee-ha!

1:45:321:45:34

No more bog nog for him.

1:45:341:45:36

# It's my most favourite time

of the year

1:45:361:45:41

# With the parties and carols

and cider in barrels

1:45:411:45:43

# For everyone here... #

1:45:431:45:45

Hey, Shrek, check it out.

1:45:451:45:47

I found a real Christmas elf

out in the garbage.

1:45:471:45:49

I'm not an elf, I'm Rumpelstiltskin.

Let me out of this cage!

1:45:491:45:52

So you can run away again?

I don't think so. Oh, hey, Wolf.

1:45:521:45:55

Do you like that?

1:45:551:45:56

It's a mega-sized Santa replica,

made from a new magic called plastic.

1:45:561:46:02

Yeah, it's freaking me out.

1:46:021:46:03

Hey, pigs, you've got to try

Dragon's spicy reindeer apple balls.

1:46:031:46:06

Oh, no, thank you. We are on a diet.

We are chubby buddies.

1:46:061:46:10

We are getting ready

for swimsuit weather!

1:46:101:46:14

Move it along, kids,

nothing to eat here.

1:46:141:46:17

You guys, this is not a place

to take a nap. Wake up. Wake up!

1:46:171:46:21

# It's the warm fluffiest season

of all

1:46:211:46:24

# Where the fun never ends

1:46:251:46:27

# And my closest of friends

are packed here in the hall

1:46:271:46:30

# I'll be shocked if this

don't end in a brawl. #

1:46:301:46:35

Attention, attention, everybody!

1:46:351:46:37

I want to thank you all for coming

out to my holiday extravaganza,

1:46:371:46:40

carolling Christmas-tacular.

1:46:401:46:42

I hope all of you have been

brushing up on your singing

1:46:421:46:44

more than Gretchen brushes her teeth!

1:46:441:46:46

Take that and eat it!

1:46:461:46:48

# There'll be apples for bobbing

And fruitcake

And sobbing

1:46:481:46:51

# And games filled with holiday fun

1:46:511:46:53

# There'll be candy and presents

Roast turkey and pheasants

1:46:531:46:55

# And stockings for everyone

1:46:551:46:59

# It's my most favourite time

of the year

1:46:591:47:03

# And you won't want to leave

cos if you all believe

1:47:031:47:06

# Santa soon will be here

1:47:061:47:08

# It's my most favouritest time... #

1:47:081:47:10

Where did you learn how to rhyme?

1:47:101:47:12

# Christmas is my favourite time

1:47:121:47:17

# Of year. Yeah! #

1:47:171:47:21

Whoo! Man, that felt good. Now, who's

going to sing next? Anybody? Anybody?

1:47:231:47:27

OK, well then,

I guess I'll sing another. Aah-hee!

1:47:271:47:30

TO THE TUNE OF "JINGLE BELLS":

1:47:331:47:36

# Stirring our big pot

1:47:331:47:36

# Full of goodies for our snack

1:47:361:47:39

# Fungus and tree rot

1:47:391:47:41

# Stink bugs by the stack

1:47:411:47:43

# How we like to eat

1:47:431:47:45

# Worms and grubs and slop

1:47:451:47:47

# It brings such joy and is a treat

1:47:471:47:49

# With pickled skunk on top

1:47:491:47:51

# So, bug cocoon, lick the spoon

1:47:511:47:54

# Try our cricket slurp

1:47:541:47:56

# And how I just love rat pie

It always makes me burp

1:47:561:48:00

# Serve a toad a la mode

1:48:001:48:02

# Roadkill tastes so fine

1:48:021:48:04

# Pigeon wings and spiders' strings

1:48:041:48:07

# Is the perfect way to dine. #

1:48:071:48:09

Back in my village, the holiday

season was all about the turron,

1:48:101:48:14

dancing the flamenco, and the

bittersweet serenade of this song.

1:48:141:48:18

# Fleas Navidad

1:48:181:48:21

# Fleas Navidad

1:48:231:48:24

# I got Fleas Navidad

1:48:251:48:28

# My coat is itching

and my eyes go sad

1:48:281:48:30

# I want a cleansing flea dip

for Christmas

1:48:311:48:35

# A fine leather flea collar

for Christmas

1:48:351:48:37

# A nice shampoo

and fluffing for Christmas

1:48:371:48:40

# To make the itching stop. #

1:48:401:48:43

Yay!

Oh, don't mind if I do.

1:48:461:48:51

Not on my watch!

Ow! Hey!

1:48:511:48:53

They're just cookies,

it's not like they're real.

1:48:531:48:56

What do you know about being real?

Nothing.

1:48:561:49:00

All right, everyone,

let's wrap it up.

1:49:001:49:04

TO THE TUNE OF "JINGLE BELL ROCK":

1:49:071:49:08

# Fairytale, fairytale

Merry tale fun

1:49:081:49:11

# Happily after and happily done

1:49:111:49:14

# Snowman you know, man

and donkeys that speak

1:49:141:49:17

# And a puppet boy made of teak

1:49:171:49:18

# Abracadabra cookie-dee-do

1:49:181:49:22

# Call my name

like the Santa is too

1:49:221:49:24

# Cheeses that pleases

that stink really bad

1:49:241:49:27

# That makes Christmas glad

1:49:271:49:29

# A confettia with poinsettia

1:49:291:49:32

# As we all trim the tree

1:49:321:49:34

# With the cat time

with the hat time... #

1:49:341:49:37

And a stocking full of coal from me.

1:49:371:49:40

# Higgedy piggedy

Ogre or no

1:49:401:49:42

# Shake the rafters low

1:49:421:49:45

# Huffing and a-puffing

in a granny's frock

1:49:451:49:48

# That's the fairytale

That's the merry tale

1:49:481:49:51

# That's the fairytale rock! #

1:49:511:49:55

Chocca-chocca choo-choo! Come on,

everyone, I'm busting you out.

1:49:551:49:59

No-one's going to eat you this year!

1:49:591:50:02

And thanks for making my carolling

party Christmas-tacular!

1:50:041:50:07

Subtitles by Ericsson

1:50:171:50:20

guys are here for a reason. It is

time for Ask Them Anything.

1:50:371:50:50

All of your questions have been

coming in so time for this, Ask Them

1:50:561:51:00

Anything. A question from the

studio. Alfie, I'm coming to you. A

1:51:001:51:18

question for Kia, anyone? I'm going

to come to you. Erin, everybody.

I

1:51:181:51:31

had the personalities of the cast

the same on and off TV?

Some of them

1:51:311:51:38

are similar but some people are

completely different. Annabel who

1:51:381:51:43

plays Sasha, her character is mean

but she is really the nicest person.

1:51:431:51:49

Lovely, thank you so much for that

question. How about you guys, are

1:51:491:51:54

you the same off-screen?

I am a

nightmare, horrible.

So the second

1:51:541:52:06

question is from the fan club.

Fluffy pink unicorn, how many times

1:52:061:52:16

have you messed up on live TV?

Easier to tell you the amount of

1:52:161:52:22

times we have not messed up.

Every

afternoon at least five mistakes.

1:52:221:52:29

That is why there are at least two

of us.

Jonny is the one who messes

1:52:291:52:38

up the most!

How dare you! Hope you

have enjoyed it. Live television is

1:52:381:52:49

fun! Look at this! Another from the

fan club. A question from Nyomi Fee

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the what is it like to meet people

all over the world?

So lovely

1:53:031:53:09

because I get to meet all these

people doing fantastic things trying

1:53:091:53:13

to save the planet and I love people

who have committed themselves to

1:53:131:53:17

doing good things. So it is a treat.

We've loved having you on the show.

1:53:171:53:24

A question from the mark.

What is

your favourite Christmas tradition?

1:53:241:53:42

I always get new pyjamas on

Christmas Eve.

And new bed sheets.

1:53:421:53:52

That is my tradition.

We go to a

Sunday service for some Christmas

1:53:521:54:01

carols.

I like a good family

argument over a board game.

I would

1:54:011:54:13

say the pyjamas but not the new bed

sheets. But chocolate for breakfast,

1:54:131:54:19

one of those times you can have

chocolate for breakfast.

Thank you

1:54:191:54:24

for that question. Back to the

studio again. Then, do you have a

1:54:241:54:31

question? I'm going to come to you,

what is your question?

What is your

1:54:311:54:40

best joke?

What do you get if you

cross a bell with a skunk. Jingle

1:54:401:54:57

Smells!

Thank you for all of your

questions. And everyone in the

1:54:571:55:03

studio.

1:55:031:55:13

Listen up, this week on the play

list, we try to shuffle and race

1:55:141:55:23

against the microphone. Kevin tries

to be me. And Tokyo Myers takes on,

1:55:231:55:36

say what. The playlist at 11 o'clock

on the BBC.

Lovely.

1:55:361:55:51

Earlier on we gave you the chance to

win all of this. We asked who is the

1:55:511:55:56

winner of I'm a celebrity and the

answer was Georgia.

Now we chose the

1:55:561:56:04

right answer out of all the correct

answers and we are going to call you

1:56:041:56:08

now. Wait for it to ring. Is that

James?

It is his mum.

It is Saturday

1:56:081:56:32

Mash-Up. Put James on! James? You

have won the competition prizes!

1:56:321:56:44

Merry Christmas. Thank you! You're

welcome.

Now in just a minute all of

1:56:441:56:57

these people are going to get

gungied. But first ball of the best

1:56:571:57:05

bits. Welcome to Saturday Mash-Up!

It is time for Danger Mouse.

1:57:051:57:22

Terrible shot.

1:57:221:57:32

Ast bin man bin, you know what that

means? Has the bin man been?

1:57:461:57:58

She is a lot happier than she looks!

Mash it around.

It has all gone in

1:57:581:58:08

my pants!

Footballs in a phone box.

Sharks in a shower.

1:58:081:58:29

What a time it has been and thank

you for everyone who has been

1:58:321:58:37

watching, we have loved it. Thanks

to all our guests. And everyone

1:58:371:58:41

involved.

What better way to end the

episode and a series than with the

1:58:411:58:49

Christmas singalong!

1:58:491:58:54

# When the snowman brings the snow

1:58:541:58:57

# Well he just might like to know

1:58:571:59:02

# He's put a great big

smile on somebody's face

1:59:021:59:07

# If you jump into your bed

1:59:071:59:10

# Quickly cover up your head

1:59:101:59:14

# Don't you lock the doors

1:59:141:59:17

# You know that sweet

Santa Claus is on the way

1:59:171:59:21

# Well I wish it could be

Christmas every day

1:59:211:59:28

# When the kids start singing

and the band begins to play

1:59:281:59:35

# Oh, I wish it could be

Christmas every day

1:59:351:59:41

# Let the bells ring

out for Christmas

1:59:411:59:51

# Why don't you give

your love for Christmas?

1:59:522:00:02

Yasmin, Jonny and Hacker welcome a host of stars into the studio for their live Christmas party. Plus one celebrity is crowned the Push Off Champion for 2017! Plus some of CBBC's biggest shows - Danger Mouse, Dennis and Gnasher Unleashed and brand new Odd Squad. And there's more Things in the Thing and a look at some of the best bits from the series.


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