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Here they come, my two intrepid explorers -

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Charlotte and Elliot.

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I'm their Great Aunt Lizzie, you see,

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and I wonder which one is coming to see me today.

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Ah, so it's Elliot's turn.

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Here he comes,

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racing to hear another tale from an epic adventurer.

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CLINK, CLINK, CLINK!

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And what wonderful adventures they were,

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so long ago and so far away.

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I collected a few souvenirs along the way.

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But my most precious possession of all

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is my extraordinary collection of teacups.

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You've still got your coat on, Elliot. Come on.

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No time to count the clouds, we've got stories to tell.

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Now, let's have a lovely cup of tea.

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-But first, we need...

-The teacup!

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But which one?

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-That one.

-Mmm.

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The Seal Matrix.

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What a choice, Elliot.

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I do really love that story.

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This will be just perfect to drink now.

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So, are you ready?

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Ready!

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Then let me tell you the story of Great Aunt Lizzie

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And The Adventure Of The Seal Matrix.

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Oh, yes, of course!

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Let me tell you the story of ELLIOT

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And The Adventure Of The Seal Matrix.

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It all began long, long ago in ancient Britain,

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an island of green forests, majestic mountains, silver rivers

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and tiny villages.

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Elliot had travelled this magnificent landscape,

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past rolling hill and gentle slope

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when, finally, he arrived in a village of tiny houses.

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The village smelled as fresh as the forest that surrounded it.

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As Elliot approached, all was quiet and all was peaceful,

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and that was the way it stayed, until...

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-You useless great lump.

-Ow!

-I came all the way into town with a man

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-who smells like one of his own pigs!

-I told you, I didn't have time.

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Then we couldn't find the place.

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I've never spoken to the clerk in my life!

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-How am I supposed to know where he lives?

-You could've asked someone.

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I don't see why we need to sign the letter now, my family have run

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-that farm for years without signing a thing.

-Well, you do now,

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it's the law. Are you sure you can't read it?

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-Nope, I can't read a word.

-Really, Billy? What are we going to do?

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Elliot wondered if he could help.

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-Excuse me.

-Hold your nose or you'll faint from the smell.

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-I can read, if that helps.

-You can?

-But it only says Carmunnock.

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Oh, that's the name of the village.

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We're looking for the clerk's house.

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There's got to be more signs in the village.

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And it didn't take Elliot long

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before he found what they were looking for.

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As the swineherd and his wife went in to see the clerk,

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Elliot had an inkling things might not go exactly to plan.

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Oh, what is that stench?

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a swineherd, a pig farmer.

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So I gather. THE SWINEHERD CLEARS HIS THROAT

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I have a letter I need to sign and give to you.

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We have to have it done today, if we're to keep farming. It's the law.

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Yes, I'm quite aware of that. Come along, then,

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before you have the whole place smelling like a farmyard.

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Yes, it all seems acceptable, just sign your name at the bottom

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to take responsibility for the farm and then you can be on your way.

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-Quickly, man, quickly.

-I can't write.

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Well, don't you have a seal matrix?

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It's my farm, I shouldn't have to sign a piece of paper!

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Well, I'll let you tell that to the king.

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No signature, no letter, no farm.

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Out, out, I can't stand that smell a moment longer. Good day!

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Now look what you've done. Why couldn't you have had a bath?

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What difference would that make? I can't sign it, bath or no bath.

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They'll stop us farming. They will.

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Excuse me, what did he mean about a seal matrix?

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-Yes, what was that about?

-It's a little stamp.

-Oh.

-Oh.

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My mother has mine.

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What?! I didn't know we'd need to bring it

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and I don't see why I should have to sign a piece of paper, it's MY farm.

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It's not going to be your farm for very long. What are we going to do?

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We have to tend the pigs, we can't do that AND go to your mother's.

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I could go.

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Elliot thought getting a seal matrix from Billy's mother

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would be as easy as A, B, C,

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but, of course, it was never going to be as easy as that.

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She lives in a house in the woods with my little sister.

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-Three valleys away, Billy.

-Yes, three valleys away.

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What a to-do. The sun was barely up

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and already things had got terribly messy.

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He'd read out the village sign to the swineherd and his wife...

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-Carmunnock.

-..he'd helped them find the clerk,

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he'd asked Billy what the clerk meant when he talked about

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-a seal matrix...

-It's a little stamp.

-Oh.

-Oh.

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..and he had thought getting the seal matrix from Billy's mother

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would be a doddle.

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He couldn't let the swineherd and his wife lose the farm, could he?

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There was nothing else for it but to get cracking,

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over the mountain to the little house in the woods.

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So, off went Elliot in his old, battered boots.

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He scrambled across the ancient Highlands until,

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when he was almost out of breath,

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the path ran out.

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There was only one way to get to the other side.

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Elliot took a deep breath.

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Safely across, Elliot set off once more.

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From between the trees, the valley opened, bathed in the midday sun.

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But this was no time to stop and admire the view.

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Elliot had to get that seal matrix.

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-Hello? Hello?

-What was that?

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-Hello?

-Who said that?

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Oh, hello.

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-I'm looking for the swineherd's mother.

-She's not here.

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-I'm his sister.

-Oh, dear. He needs something called a seal matrix.

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It's to sign a letter, or else he loses his pig farm.

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Forget it, did he?

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I knew it, I knew he would need it

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but he never came back, troublesome brother.

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-It's always one calamity or another.

-Do you know where it is?

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Time was ticking by, but all Elliot could do was wait and be patient.

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-Luck was on his side - she was back in no time.

-Here it is.

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-It's heavy.

-It is, but it's also delicate, so you need to be careful.

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-You see that mark on the bottom?

-Mm-hm.

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That's to make a signature, for people like me, who can't write.

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-So, it'll work for your brother as well?

-Same family, same seal.

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It's a handy thing. You just press it into the wax to sign the letter.

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-Wax?

-Mm-hm.

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-Have you not got any?

-No.

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Had you there!

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Thank you.

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Back came Elliot in his old, battered boots.

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Across the ancient Highlands and down the mountainside.

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Time had almost run out

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when Elliot arrived back outside the clerk's house.

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The swineherd and his wife were waiting anxiously.

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This time, he was as clean as a whistle.

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I got it.

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-Oh, thank you, Elliot, thank you.

-Just in the nick of time.

-Billy.

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Sorry, thank you.

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Well, don't YOU scrub up well?

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Still got your letter, but can you sign it?

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No, but we've got a seal matrix that Billy's sister gave me.

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Very well, just stamp your seal.

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And that's exactly what they did.

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They pressed the seal matrix deep into the soft wax

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and handed the papers back to the clerk.

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Congratulations, you can now officially farm pigs.

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I think this is the most wonderful thing I have seen in my life.

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I don't know how to thank you.

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We could start by having some of my famous apple pie.

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-Those apples are for the pigs.

-Billy.

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-Or we could use them to make apple pie.

-Yes, let's.

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And that was that, the whole kit and caboodle.

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Elliot And The Adventure Of The Seal Matrix.

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-So, William's seal was just like a stamp?

-Exactly.

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-And he could sign whatever he liked with it?

-That's right.

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-I'll bet he stamped his name all over the place.

-I'll bet he did.

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He wouldn't have needed the clerk's help any more.

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I'm glad he had a bath in the end, though.

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Yes, I think everyone's glad about that.

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My goodness, time does fly when you're having fun. Come on.

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Your mum'll be here in a minute.

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Your coat.

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How did that get there?

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Home time now, Elliot.

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-Thanks, Great Aunt Lizzie.

-Cheery-bye, Elliot.

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Great Aunt Lizzie tells the story of Elliot and the Adventure of the Seal Matrix. A Celtic swineherd will lose his farm if he can't sign a legal document before the end of the day. Elliot goes on an epic quest for the swineherd's family Seal Matrix.


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