Team Destruction The Dare Devil

How far would you dare to go to win a prize for your family?

Would you do this?

This?

Or even this?

I'm the Dare Devil,

and it's time to push another team to their limits.

A family I find They dream of a prize

On courage they draw With hope in their eyes

All they need do is Face each of my dares

There's revulsion, embarrassment And heart-pounding scares.

Wishes, wants And temptation beware

For The Dare Devil waits

With a devilish dare!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

Now, let's see which unsuspecting family we have today.

And who is this?

I'm Reece, I'm ten years old,

I love computer games but I hate baked beans.

How strange.

I'm Jess, I'm Reece's sister,

I don't think there's anything I wouldn't do.

I'm up for a challenge, so bring it on.

How puzzling.

I'm Denise, Reece's mum, and I am a karate instructor.

Things I really hate are snakes or jumping out of aeroplanes.

-Extraordinary.

-I'm Martyn, I'm Reece's dad.

I am very daring because I'm bonkers.

Yes, they'll do nicely. Time to pay them a visit.

Hello, lovely family of Crewe. I've been watching you.

Who are you?

Some call me Mr Hitchens, other prefers to call me Lord Teppanyaki

but you can call me The Dare Devil.

I'm here to offer you the chance to win a lovely prize.

All you must do is complete a few

harmless, devilish dares.

You'll be given four lives to complete my dares.

Reece is team captain so he will decide who does each dare.

Dare Devil, Dare Devil, I dare...

You grown-up types will complete the first three devious dares,

but lose a life for every dare you fail.

Reece will need every life he can get

when he returns to my castle to face the Chambers of Bravery.

The more lives you keep,

the more chances you'll have to depart through the Golden Door

and win the final prize.

-Reece, are you interested?

-Yeah!

-And are you ready to lead this team?

-Yeah!

-Excellent. Then you will be needing this.

This is The Dare Devil's Doubloon. It can be used once,

and only once, to buy you or one of your team-mates out of a dare.

But remember, someone must always take their place.

So, tell me, what would you like your team to be known as?

ALL: Team Destruction!

Well, Team Destruction, are you ready for dare number one?

ALL: Yes!

But what will it hold? It is time to consult the Riddle Maker.

It holds all the clues you need.

But remember, the devil is in the detail.

In order to feel like You're dressed for success

You must pass this malodorous test...

-Maybe wearing something.

-Wearing.

-Smelling something.

It has to do something with smells.

Team captain Reece,

you must now decide which of your team is to complete the first dare.

Dare Devil, Dare Devil, I dare Mum.

Mum!

You have been selected for this smell-related dare.

-How do you feel?

-A little scared.

-A little scared?

-Only a little?

-A lot.

A lot. Now, make haste, it is time to depart.

Charlie, stay.

DOG WHINES

Here we are in front of one of my

monochromatic mansions in your home town of Crewe.

Crewe is, of course, famous for its steaming trains,

its six-legged postman, and this...

..the Crewe-neck T-shirt.

And it is this magnificent invention that has inspired my next dare,

a dare I like to call Dirty Laundry.

Here you come, here you come.

Now, as you may have guessed from the title of this dare,

today is my laundry day.

I don't like cleaning laundry.

No, I prefer to make it dirty

by mixing it in this gunky paste.

Yuck.

So your dare is simple, Mum.

There is a crew neck T-shirt getting dirtied in each of these pastes.

All you must do is guess the smell that's in each of them,

and the best way to do that, of course, is to put the T-shirt on.

You must guess at least three of the five smells correctly or you

-lose the life.

-Oh, that smells disgusting.

Excellent!

All right, Mum, let's get going. Take your coat off.

Now, put your hands in bowl number one and tell me how it feels.

-It's awfully gloopy, no?

-Yes, it's disgusting.

That's it, extract the T-shirt from the primordial soup.

My goodness, not very much of the mixture has stuck to it, has it?

Perhaps we'll help you along with a little more.

Oh, that should be enough to get right up your nose.

-Well, what does your nose tell you?

-I think it smells like leek.

-Leek, you say? A vegetable smell?

-Yeah.

I'm afraid it's sprouts.

Now, bowl number two.

Stand well back.

Oh!

Perhaps we'd like a little more.

Reece, maybe you'd like to do the honours this time. There you go.

You've always wanted to gunk your mum.

'Remember, Team Destruction are playing to save as many

'lives as possible. Lose this dare and lose the life.

'Lose the life and winning the prize just got a whole lot harder.'

Now, remember, Mum, you got the first one wrong.

We need to start making gains.

You need three correct answers to save the life.

-Think it's egg.

-Egg is your guess?

-Yes, it doesn't smell...

-Egg...

is correct. Congratulations.

Time to get your hands in the next bowl.

Mmm! Delicious!

On it goes! Mum, what do you think the smell is?

I think it's fish, I'm going to go with fish.

Is correct! Well done.

All right, Mum, get your hands in tub number four.

It's awfully brown, I wonder what it is?

-Oh.

-Oh, my goodness.

Reece.

Ah!

Do you want to smell? What does it smell like?

-What does it smell of?

-I really don't know.

-Something a bit like gravy but not exactly.

-Gravy.

I'm afraid it's wrong. Oh, dear.

It was coffee.

'So, final T-shirt, final guess.'

There we go, over your head.

Mum, what do you smell?

'If they get this one wrong, Team Destruction will lose the life.'

It smells of garlic.

It smells powerfully of garlic and that is the correct answer.

CHEERING

You have got three answers correct and have completed the dare.

CHEERING

Now, let's see how many lives you have left.

They have four lives remaining.

All right, Team Destruction. Time for a second dastardly dare.

"But what will it be?" I hear you cry.

Let us consult the Riddle Maker.

It holds all the clues you need.

But remember, the devil is in the detail.

Let it slide and hold on tight Glide like a bird

But not quite in flight...

-Bungee?

-Once you're halfway...

-Probably, "Drop in the ocean."

-So, swinging, dropping in some water?

Team captain, you must now select which team member will

complete dastardly dare number two.

-Dare Devil, Dare Devil, I dare Jess.

-Oh, great(!)

-Jess!

-Well, how do you feel?

-Excited.

-Excited? A little scared?

-A little bit.

-Well, let's see what it is. It is time to depart.

Come through, come through.

Here we are in front of one of my favourite buildings.

You know, I even leant the architect my special ruler.

Anyway, we're heading up there...

..for a dare I like to call Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dare!

Well, Jess, I see you're dressed as a parrot.

Stylish.

If you look over there, you'll see you've rather carelessly

left your nest floating in the centre of the canal.

In a few moments, you'll be flying through the air on this zip wire.

All you must do is drop an egg into the nest.

I'll give you three goes.

You must get at least one egg safely into the nest to save the life.

Off you go.

Well, Reece, how do you think your sister's going to fare in the dare?

-She's going to struggle a lot.

-You think? What about her aim?

-Do you think she'll get the egg in the nest?

-Yes, I do.

-You do?

Well, let's see.

I'm going to do this for Team Destruction!

Yay! Here she is.

Here she comes.

She's nearly over the nest.

Oh, no return.

Now!

Oh! Straight in the water.

Remember, if they lose this dare, they lose the life,

which will make winning the final prize a lot tougher.

ALL: Oh!

One more go.

I'm feeling a little less confident this time, but I'm going to do it.

So, Jess is facing a zip wire 30m high and 250m long.

And this is her final chance to get the egg in the nest. Go, girlfriend!

-Come on, girl, come on.

-Come on, Jess!

-Here she comes.

-Come on, Jess!

Come on!

ALL: Oh!

Straight into the water for the third time. Unlucky.

Here she comes. Well, how was that for you, Jess?

-Windy enough?

-Yeah.

Well, no eggs in the nest means, I'm afraid, you have failed the dare.

But let's see how many lives your team has left.

They have three lives remaining.

Well, Team Destruction, you've completed two dares.

There is only Dad left for the final dare. But what will it be?

Let us consult the Riddle Maker.

It holds all the clues you will need but, remember,

the devil is in the detail.

Don't lose your nerve or your voice

Whoever has both should be your choice.

Obviously the voice is singing.

He is clearly going to sing in the streets like X-Factor.

Reece, you know what to do.

Dare Devil, Dare Devil, I dare Dad.

Dad, are you up for this?

-No.

-Well, there is no time to lose.

We must depart.

Come on, come on.

We are here near my favourite tram stop in Manchester.

In 1656, the city only welcomed men called Chester,

which is how it got its name.

And we are here for the next of my devilish dares.

A dare I like to call

Sing A Long A Ding Dong.

Well, Dad, your dare is simply to sing a lovely song.

One that Reece has chosen.

Price Tag by Jessie J.

But, unfortunately, you won't be performing it

here in this peaceful garden

but before your adoring public in Manchester city centre.

HE LAUGHS

I will ask the public to vote on your performance.

Thumbs up or thumbs down.

You need more of those than of those to win the dare.

Well, to help you along, you will be provided with backing dancers

and costumes.

He's going to be terrible. He is just going to embarrass himself.

-And us.

-And us.

-As a family. We are going to lose the dare.

-If the public are nice enough...

-He can't sing.

-I know, but...

All right, Dad, your stage is set.

-Are you ready for your big performance?

-No.

Remember, you need more thumbs up than thumbs down

to successfully complete the dare.

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Martyn.

CHEERING

# Seems like everyone's got a price

# No wonder I've got to sleep at night

# When the sale comes first... #

What do you think? Thumbs up or thumbs down?

# And smile... #

'As always, if they lose this dare, they lose the life, which

'they will really need when Reece attempts to win the final prize.'

# ..under your eyes and your heels so high... #

What about you, sir? Has he won you over with his singing efforts?

-Not really.

-No, absolutely not. It's one of those. Thumbs down.

# You can't even have a good time

# Everybody look to the right... #

This man has got a future in music.

# Money, money, money

# Think about money, money, money. #

It's the most embarrassing moment of my life. It was really embarrassing.

Well done, Dad.

Well, that was an impressive performance, Dad.

But, remember, you need more thumbs up than thumbs down

to pass the dare.

Let's count the thumbs down first, shall we?

Number one, not impressed.

Number two, somewhat depressed.

Number three, they thought you were tuneless.

Number four, urgh.

And number five, that's five thumbs down.

But let's count the thumbs up.

Remember, you need more than five

if you're going to successfully complete this dare.

Number one,

number two,

number three,

number four,

number five.

That has brought you level with the thumbs down.

I can hear a rattle.

And that is number six. And loads more to boot.

You have got more thumbs up than thumbs down by a mile

and that means you have completed the dare.

THEY CHEER

Now, let's see how many lives you have left.

They have three lives remaining

and the Doubloon still to play.

Make haste.

Young Reece has been a great team captain,

leading Team Destruction this far.

But does he have what it takes to complete

the Chambers of Bravery in my castle?

Come in, come in. Welcome to my home and my dungeon.

Home, sweet home.

It is here, Reece, that you will face the final dare.

You have three out of four lives left, which isn't bad at all.

Reece, it is your turn now to be challenged in the final dare.

A dare I like to call Chambers of Bravery.

'There is only one way out of the dungeon -

'through the Golden Door, beyond which lies the prize.

'But the door is locked

'and the key is hidden inside one of my Chambers of Bravery.

'There are five chambers and five keys

'but only one will unlock the door.'

'Reece will not be able to see inside two of the chambers

'so, watch out, the may not be all they seem.'

'Team Destruction, with three lives still intact,

'have three chances to work out the riddles and find the right key.'

Now, it's time to find what lies inside today's

Chambers of Bravery.

In chambers number one -

the millipede.

Chamber number two -

the salamander.

In chamber three -

the escaping python.

In chamber four -

the fearsome crocodile.

Or really just an old lump of wood.

And in chamber number five -

the terrifying whip scorpion.

So, Reece, how do you feel?

I feel nervous but determined.

Yes. Smart chap, aren't you?

Tell me, do you still have The Dare Devil's Doubloon?

-Right here.

-Jolly good.

Remember, you can use it once and only once

to buy your way out of one of these sticky chambers.

But, remember, one of your team members must take your place.

Ready to play?

-Yes.

-Then let's play.

Reece, here is your first clue.

We swallowed a man whole.

We swallowed a man whole.

Which creature could that be?

The scorpion?

Perhaps rather small.

Perhaps the crocodile.

Which do you think?

-I'll go with python.

-Python.

Reece, it is time to get that key.

-How tall are you, Reece? Four foot something?

-Around about, yes.

Yes, this python is six foot.

Plenty of room.

Mmm.

-MARTYN:

-Come on, get your arm in.

-Oh, no. He's gobbled it.

-You can do it, yeah.

-Come on. Deep breath and get in.

-DENISE:

-Just think about the key. That's it.

-DENISE:

-It's all right.

Well done, Reece. You've got the key.

-Fantastic.

-Well done, mate.

Well, Reece, you have rescued the key from the python's sinewy coils

but is it the right key? How confident are you?

-I'm very confident.

-Well, we'll see if you are right.

It is time to try the key.

Turn it.

'Behind the door lies the prize.

'Will Reece be lucky enough

'to have found the right key first time around?'

It doesn't work.

Oh, Reece, you got the wrong key.

All right, Reece, time for your second clue.

We are named after a mythical creature

that could walk through fire.

We are named after a mythical creature

that could walk through fire.

-What could that be?

-A crocodile might.

-Not the millipede?

-No.

-No, it would take him too long to walk through fire,

wouldn't it, with all his feet?

I'll try the crocodile.

All right, Reece, let's see if you're right.

It is time to get that key.

-JESS:

-Good luck, Reece.

Ah, the mighty crocodile.

How many fingers have you got? Currently.

-Five.

-Five. Cherish these moments together.

All right, in you go.

If only Reece knew it was just a lumpy old log.

-MARTYN:

-Go on, mate.

-JESS:

-Go on, Reece.

That's it. Into the crocodile's chamber.

-DENISE:

-Can you get to the bottom? It might have gone to the bottom.

No, I haven't found it yet.

-MARTYN:

-Is it there? Is that something rattling?

Something rattling, Reece. You're doing awfully well.

-Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it. DENISE:

-You got it? Well done.

Well done, Reece.

You've got the key. But is it the right one?

How confident do you feel?

-Not very.

-Not very this time.

Well, we'll see. Perhaps you'll be lucky.

It's time to try the key.

'Key number two.

'If this one doesn't open the Golden Door,

'Reece has only one life left and one more chance to win the prize.'

-DENISE:

-Try the other way.

-Try again, mate.

-Reece, you got the wrong key again.

Reece, here is your third and final clue.

We can catch our food with a sticky tongue.

We can catch our food with a sticky tongue.

Which of these creatures can that be?

-Think about it, mate.

-Think about it.

A salamander is a newt and I think

a newt catches its food with a tongue.

What do you think? What are you going to choose?

I'll choose salamander.

Let's see if it's the right one.

It's time to get that key.

All right, Reece. In you go.

Dive your hand into the salamander's chamber.

Remember, you have to find the key.

-JESS:

-Make sure you get right in the corners.

That's it. Try not to think about the salamanders raising an army

to repel the giant invader.

Take no notice, Reece. Just concentrate on what you're doing.

He's trying to put you off. He doesn't want you to find the key.

-MARTYN:

-Nice and slowly.

-JESS:

-Be careful though.

-Yeah.

-I've got it.

-Oh, Reece, you've got the key.

-DENISE:

-Fantastic.

-Well, is it the right key? Are you confident?

-Yes.

-Medium confident?

Let's see if you're right. It's time to try the key.

Fingers crossed. Come on.

'This is Reece's last life and last attempt at opening the door.'

'If this key is wrong then it's game over.

-DENISE:

-The other way.

Wait, wait. Yeah!

Reece, you have got the right key.

Well done. All right, Team Destruction, come and join him.

Come on.

Well, bad news for me, good news for you.

You have won a daring day out at one of the UK's biggest theme parks.

THEY CHEER

Yes, you seem quite excited about that, don't you, Reece?

Yeah, because I beat The Dare Devil!

Ah, well, off you go.

I am 100% blaming this one on you.

Oh, don't give me that face.

They have won and gone off with the prize.

I need cleaners for this dungeon

and it's up to you to find them.

So, fearless children and adults, beware

For The Dare Devil awaits with a devilish dare.

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