Team Chaos The Dare Devil

How far would you dare to go to win a prize for your family?

Would you do this?

This? Or even this?

I'm The Dare Devil

and it's time to push another team to their limits.

A family I find They dream of a prize

On courage they draw With hope in their eyes

All they need do is face each of my dares

There's revulsion, embarrassment and heart-pounding scares

So wishes, wants and temptation beware

For The Dare Devil waits

With a devilish dare!

HE LAUGHS

THUNDER

FIRE CRACKLES

Now, let's see which unsuspecting family we have today.

And who is this?

My name's Lauren. I'm 13 years old. I love dancing and scuba diving,

but I hate cheese!

I'm Lois. I'm ten years old and I'm Lauren's little sister.

My name's Martha and I'm Lauren's mum.

I'm Tim. I'm engaged to Martha.

I don't like milk so I have to have my cereal with water on.

I'm Paige. I'm an avid show jumper

and that means I'm really competitive and up for any challenge.

I'm Abby. I'm 13. And I like ballet and bacon.

Time to pay them a visit.

Good day, lovely family of Derby.

I've been watching you.

-Who are you?!

-Good question.

Some call me Lord Sticky, but you can call me The Dare Devil.

I'm here to offer you the chance to win a lovely prize.

All you must do is complete a few harmless, devilish dares!

You'll be given four lives to complete my devilish dares.

Lauren's team captain, so she will decide who does each dare.

Abby and Lois will be on hand to assist her.

Dare Devil, Dare Devil, I dare...!

THUNDER

You grown-up types will complete the first three devious dares

and will lose a life for every dare you fail.

Lauren, Abby and Lois will need every life they can get

when they return to my castle to face the Chambers of Bravery.

The more lives you keep, the more chances you'll have

to depart through the Golden Door and win the final prize.

THUNDER

So, Lauren, are you interested?

-Yes, I am.

-Excellent. Then you will be needing this.

This is The Dare Devil's Doubloon.

It can be used once, and only once,

to buy you or one of your team-mates out of a dare.

But remember, someone must always take their place.

So, Lauren, what would you like your team to be known as?

ALL: Team Chaos!

All right, Team Chaos, are you ready for devilish dare number one?

ALL: Yes!

But what will it hold? Let us consult the Riddle Maker.

It holds all the clues you need.

But I should warn you, Lauren, the devil is in the detail.

"You'll need a beat to beat this game

"Your rhythm and rhyme could bring you fame..."

Sounds like it could be dancing in the street.

-Something embarrassing.

-It's got to be embarrassing.

-"Rapped up." So something involving a rap.

-Like DJing or something.

-Might have to rap and dance.

-It might even be singing.

Right, Lauren, time for you to choose

which of your team members will complete the first devilish dare.

Dare Devil, Dare Devil, I dare Mum.

Mum!

You are the chosen one.

Right, Team Chaos, prepare yourselves, it is time to depart.

Come through, come through. Come on, all of you.

Ah! I see you've lost some of those thick outer layers. Good.

Now, here we are in one of these shop-hop-hopping places

that you humans seem to be attracted to like bees to honey.

And it is this that has inspired my first dare, a dare I like to call...

Shop 'N' Rap!

-Greetings, my rapper friend.

-Hey. What's up?

Red Tempa here and the kids will help you prepare

a delicious rap performance to wow the public

like a true rap star.

I'll do my best.

What up, homies? This Derby-hood ain't gonna know what's happening

when Mum gets up and starts a-rapping.

So here I am Rapping to the beat

Trying to be a success on this daredevil feat.

'Red Tempa here has worked on a track with Akon

'and appeared on MTV, so this bro is exactly what I need

'to transform Mum into the next big thang.'

Think I've been stitched up, mixed up, messed up

Stressed cos my time stretched and I won't give in.

'The crowd will decide if she passes the dare

'by putting their "diss" or "respect" votes in the air.

'But has Mum got game or is she going to punk out on us?'

I really want to pass the dare and save the life.

I just think when I'm in front of the crowd,

that's when I might forget my words. That's my biggest fear.

All right, Paige, Abby, Lois, are you ready?

-Yes!

-Ready!

-Lauren, are you ready?

-Whoo!

-Crowd, are you ready?

-ALL: Yes!

Then take it away!

'Remember, Mum, lose the dare, lose a life.

'And winning the prize gets a whole lot harder.'

So here I am rapping to the beat

Trying to make a success of this Dare Devil feat

AUDIENCE CLAPS IN TIME

Think I've been stitched up, mixed up, messed up

Stressed cos my time is stretched

And I won't give in, never.

-Go, Mum!

-Whoo!

'One verse in and Mum is getting to grips with those rap star beats.

'Oh, and she can certainly bust a move.'

He's the Dare Devil He's a strange fella

He'd help me out Whatever the weather

I'm going to do a dare For Lauren over there

She's embarrassed right now She's pulling out her hair!

Oh, yes, Mum! Whoo!

I'm challenged to a dare It's a family affair

I've got to win some prizes So put your signal in the air.

-Whoo!

-Thank you, Derby! Thank you, Derby!

Vote MC Martha! Wicked!

I feel very relieved that the dare is over now

and I'm really pleased with myself.

The crowd were amazing, they were clapping and cheering

and they were so supportive, so go people of Derby!

It was a bit embarrassing, but I'm so proud of her now she's done it.

Well, Derby, let's find out from the public

whether you thought she succeeded or failed.

It's down to you, Derby. Mum's fate is in your hands.

Everyone who thought her rap was majestic, give this signal now!

CHEERING

Well, that's hardly any thumbs down

and a great deal of circles in the air,

so, Mum, you have won the dare!

Wicked! Thank you, Derby. Thank you so much.

They have four lives remaining!

All right, Team Chaos, it's now time for the second dastardly dare.

But what will it be? Let's consult the Riddle Maker.

It holds the clues you need,

but remember, the devil is in the detail.

"In this smashing dare nothing can get in your way

"Just make sure you get all of your five a day."

"Does a soldier drive what a goldfish swims in?"

-A goldfish swims in a...

-ALL: A tank.

"You'll need a full tank if you're to win,"

which suggests the tank might be empty.

We might have to fill it with something.

-It might be full of water.

-But why would you need your five a day?

All right, Lauren, I must hurry you.

As captain of Team Chaos, it is for you to decide which

member of the team will complete the next dastardly dare.

Dare Devil, Dare Devil, I dare...

-Tim.

-Tim! There is no time to lose.

We must depart.

Come through. Come through.

Here we are in some of Leicestershire's finest countryside.

A large, empty, muddy field filled with animal poo.

And it is this combination that has inspired our next dare.

A dare I like to call Fruit Crush!

Today, I want you, Team Chaos, to make me a fruit smoothie.

But to make it more fun,

I want you to crush the fruit using not this tank...

but this tank!

Wow! That's a proper tank.

I'm really looking forward to driving that.

It's a proper tank, that is.

MUSIC: A-Team Theme

Attention! Trooper Tim is about to do some serious damage

to five pieces of unsuspecting fruit.

He needs to crush three pieces in order to win the dare.

Remember, lose the dare,

lose the life, and winning the prize gets a whole lot harder.

-ALL: It's time to face the pumpkin!

-Whoo!

-Come on, Tim.

-Here he comes.

-Go on, Tim.

-His tank is grinding into life.

-No!

-Picking up a bit of speed.

The tank emitting a confident growl from its engine there.

Turn around a bit, turn around a bit!

-That's it! Squash it!

-That's it. Oh, my gosh!

-It's not squashed!

-The pumpkin has escaped!

Tank commander Tim hits the target

and knocks it clean off the loo-roll holder.

But the pumpkin has the last laugh,

escaping those caterpillar tracks by a whisker.

Next up, it's time for Tim to make the pineapple suffer.

Let's make a smoothie.

He's hit it square on. Down goes the pineapple. Hey!

He's crushed it under the tank tracks!

MUSIC: "Agadoo" by Black Lace

# Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree... #

'Tim lined up those tracks with precision.'

# ..Push pineapple, grind coffee To the left... #

'Bull's-eye. He hits the target and completely destroys it.'

Shouldn't be possible, but that pineapple is toast!

GIRLS SCREAM

'Now, for the third piece of fruit. Watch out, Mr Orange.

'Timbo's about to make juice out of you!'

Slowing down. Taking deadly aim.

Nearly there.

Go on, that's it.

THEY CHEER

I think the orange may have survived the encounter.

'There he goes into battle, but the tactical orange,

'using the lid as a shield, manages to come out unscathed.

'Well, Mr Orange, wait till I put you in my juicer later.

'Ha, ha, ha!'

Feel a bit disappointed, because we thought he'd got it

at first and now we've come up to have a closer look, he's not got it.

'Tank Commander Tim has taken aim at three pieces of fruit,

'crushing only one of them.'

CHEERING

'He has to crush three pieces to win the dare,

'so the next two are crucial!'

Next up, the mighty plum.

-Taking very careful aim...

-He's not going to get it.

He's driving a tank, remember, so he doesn't need momentum.

-Oh, no!

-Oh! Oh!

By a whisker, the plum escaped its mashing.

'After missing the plum, Tank Commander Tim

'has only crushed one piece of fruit.

'This means that, technically, he's failed the dare.'

'No, Lauren, that won't count.

'With the dare now unwinnable,

'I have one final challenge for Timbo.'

Come on, Tim!

'Can he crush the mighty grape?'

Here comes the tank.

There stands the grape.

Squash it!

And he's mounting the car.

The wheels spinning slightly.

He's heading right for the grape.

He's knocked the grape off. I can see the grape.

Bang on target, Timbo.

'The smallest and deadliest fruit has officially been splattered.'

GLASS SHATTERS

'But, good as it was, it wasn't

'good enough to keep the life intact.'

The best piece of fruit that Tim hit was the grape, because it was

so small and it was such a big car

and he managed to get it.

Let's see how many lives you have left.

They have three lives remaining!

Well, Team Chaos, there's only Paige left to do a dare,

but what will it be?

Let's consult the Riddle Maker.

Remember, the devil is in the detail.

If you can't stand the heat Then you'll lose

So this conundrum Is peppered with clues.

Almost sounds like pepper, eating a curry or something.

Maybe it might be a range of chillies.

Like, starting mild and then getting hotter, maybe.

All right, Lauren. You know what to do.

Dare Devil, Dare Devil, I dare Paige.

Well, Paige, we knew it would be you.

All right, darelings, time to go.

Come through, that's it. Come through. Careful.

We're all a bit overgrown in here.

Here we are, amongst home-grown

fruits and vegetables in a glasshouse,

or should I say hothouse, which is the inspiration

for our next dare,

a dare I like to call Beat The Heat.

May I introduce Woody?

Paige, in 2010,

I grew the world's hottest chilli

and broke the Guinness World Record.

Paige, your dare is to take a bite

out of five hot, hot, hot chillies

-and swallow it in order to pass the dare.

-OK.

I'm feeling a bit nervous, because Paige didn't really want to do

an eating one, but I think she'll be able to do it,

because she's eaten some hot chillies before.

'The heat of a chilli is measured on the Scoville heat scale.

'I have prepared some of the finest specimens for Paige to taste,

'ranging from 50,000 to a whopping

'1.25 million Scoville units.

'Oh, it's getting hot, hot, hot.'

Lauren, bring in the Cheesy Chilli.

-WOODY:

-That is a jalepeno chilli.

It's about 50,000 Scovilles.

All right, Paige. Let's see what you're made of.

Take a bite, chew and swallow.

# Drop it like it's hot... #

-TIM:

-Go on, Paige, you can do it.

-There we go.

-Go on, Paige!

-No emotion on the face.

A glance towards the glass of milk.

Absolutely unflappable.

-TIM:

-You can do it.

-And down it's gone!

That's the first chilli down!

Well done, Paige!

Well done, Paige!

-Woo!

-Did you find that hot, Paige?

-It was OK.

A bit tingly on the tongue, but it's fine.

May I present Mount Chilli-manjaro?

-WOODY:

-Paige, that is a Thai chilli.

It's about 100,000 Scovilles,

twice as hot as the last one.

It's a good, nice, hot chilli.

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

Let's go.

-TIM:

-You can do it, Paige!

Slightly heavier breathing than last time.

Yes, Paige is definitely registering a sensation here, I think.

-How was that for you?

-It was OK.

-It was OK?

Well, you've swallowed your second chilli! Well done!

Well done, Paige!

Lauren, time for our third delicious chilli.

We call this Chilli-Vanilli.

This one is a Scotch Bonnet, Dare Devil.

It's about 300,000

to 400,000 Scovilles.

This is so hot, we're going to need extra precautions still.

So, put these Dare Devil oven gloves on and use the tongs.

Important to protect the hands at all costs.

Here it comes!

-TIM:

-Go on, Paige! You can do it!

-# It's getting hot in here

-So hot... #

A big, confident bite.

-Go on, Paige!

-There we are.

Our first blink from the unflappable Paige.

She crunches, she munches,

she swallows!

Well done!

That was hot.

How do you feel, Paige?

It's burning my throat.

-Are you ready to step it up another notch?

-Yeah.

Paige, we call this one Fiery Cake.

This is the fearsome Naga chilli.

It can get up to about 850,000 Scoville units.

She's going to find this one really, really testing.

The time is now.

Grasp the Naga chilli. That's it.

Ferry it towards your reluctant teeth.

# I fell into a burning ring of fire... #

That's it, a good, confident chomp. She's chewing.

LAUREN: Go on, Paige.

That's it. She's rocking.

She's going to a happy place.

-TIM:

-Come on, Paige, you can do it!

-That's it.

-LAUREN: Come on, Paige.

-Shaking hands...

-and she's swallowed the chilli!

-LAUREN: Yes, Paige!

Well done, Paige.

'Paige has managed four chillies so far.

'But will the fifth and final chilli be just too hot to handle?

'Remember, lose the dare, lose the life,

'and winning the prize gets a whole lot harder.'

Now, this one, Paige, goes by the cheeky name of

Cottage Pie - Don't Get It In Your Eye!

Woody, tell us about this chilli.

It's the Infinity Chilli,

which broke the Guinness World Record

in 2010 at 1.25 million Scoville units.

Goggles on, gloves on.

-Full of fear and trembling?

-I'm really scared.

All right, take your courage in hand

and approach the award-winning chilli.

# Feeling hot, hot, hot... #

You can do it, Paige! Go on!

That's it, a large, confident bite.

-LAUREN:

-Just get it down your throat. Just chew it!

Stand back, she may burst into flames.

-Just swallow it.

-It's down!

She's swallowed the final chilli!

Well done, Paige!

You've done it, Paige!

PAIGE: 'I think Team Chaos is surprised I managed to take a bite'

out of all of the chillies. The first one, I didn't feel much,

but it was the jump from the third to the fourth.

-LAUREN:

-I was really surprised

when she ate 2010's world's hottest chilli,

because it must have been unbearable,

but I'm really proud of her now that she's done it.

You've eaten all five chillies,

and that means you've successfully completed the dare!

FAMILY CHEERS

They have three lives remaining!

And the Doubloon still to play!

Now, Lauren, as team captain,

it's time for you to step up to the challenge.

DOOR WHOOSHES

Lauren has led the team brilliantly so far,

making strong decisions in the previous three dares.

But has she got what it takes to tackle

the Chambers of Bravery in my castle?

THUNDER CLAPS

Come in, come in.

Here we are in my very humble abode.

It isn't half good to be back.

Well, it is here, Lauren,

that you must face the final dare,

a dare I like to call Chambers of Bravery.

There is only one way out of the dungeon,

through the Golden Door,

beyond which lies the prize.

But the door is locked

and the key is hidden inside one of the Chambers of Bravery.

There are five chambers and five keys,

but only one will unlock the door.

Lauren will not be able to see inside two of the chambers,

so watch out, they may not be all they seem.

Team Chaos have three lives intact, so that's three chances to work out

the riddles and find the right key.

Let's see what's in today's Chambers of Bravery.

In chamber number one, the beauteous whip scorpion.

Chamber number two, squiggly worms.

In chamber number three, the terrifying milk snakes.

In chamber number four,

the many-legged millipede.

And in chamber number five,

salamander!

Lauren, do you still have the Dare Devil's Doubloon?

There we go. You can use the Doubloon

to buy your way out of one of the yucky chambers.

Lauren, are you ready to play?

-Yep, we're ready.

-Good. Then let's play!

All right, Lauren, time for your first clue.

"Our babies ride on our backs."

Our babies ride on our backs.

Which creature does that apply to?

-It might be the salamander.

-I think it's a salamander.

It's not the snake.

-Can't imagine it being the worms.

-The whip scorpion?

-Shall we do the salamander?

-OK, do the salamander.

Is that your answer?

-Yeah, we'll do the salamander.

-The salamander. Very well.

It's time to get that key!

-Where shall I look first?

-There.

-TIM:

-Look where there's no salamanders, first.

-Shall I look in this?

-No.

That's it, disturb them with your great big paw.

-Oh, there's the key.

-There it is.

-Closely guarded by those little spotted dragons.

-Lauren, just do it.

Do it with your nail. Just use your nail and, like...

Yes! Got it.

FAMILY CHEER

-Well done, Lauren. You've got the key.

-That's quite scary.

Do you think it's the right key, though?

I'm not sure, actually.

There's only one way to find out for sure. It's time to try the key.

KEY RATTLES IN LOCK

-TIM:

-Try it both ways.

-I wonder if her luck will hold.

'The prize lies behind the Golden Door.'

Try pushing the door, as well, Lauren. Push it.

'This is Lauren's first attempt, but is it the right key?'

No, it doesn't fit.

Oh, you got the wrong key. Never mind.

You still have two lives and two chances to find the right key.

All right, Lauren, time for your second clue.

"Choirs win pop."

Choirs win pop.

Something that makes a popping noise.

Snakes go, "Sssss."

I think whip scorpion, still.

Something to do with making a noise.

I think it's the whip scorpion.

Let's see if you're right. It's time to get your key.

Not winning any beauty contests, are they?

The whip scorpion lives in caves and he has very long

antennae which he can use to look round corners for danger.

Do you know that bark? That bark.

-Oh, there!

-Move that bark.

I want to grab that bead.

Oh!

Got it, got it.

Well done, Lauren.

You've rescued the key from the scorpion's clutches.

I think this is the right key.

Well, see if you're right.

It's time to try the key!

-TIM:

-Go on, Lauren!

-Come on, Lauren. Come on.

'Will it be second time lucky for Lauren?'

Turn it both ways, Lauren.

'If this isn't the right key, she only has one life left.'

Yes! It's opened!

GIRLS SCREAM

Lauren, how did you know the right key was in with the whip scorpions?

The first clue said that the animal carries its offspring on its back.

Whip scorpions have got quite a flat back.

Now it's time for you, Team Chaos,

to go for a day out at one of the UK's largest theme parks.

GIRLS SCREAM

-Ah, you have beaten me.

-TIM:

-Well done, girls.

Be off with you!

Humans are a constant source of amusement, don't you agree?

Please yourself.

Now, it's time to find myself my next family

and make sure they lose,

for this dungeon needs some cleaners.

So, fearless children and adults beware,

for The Dare Devil waits with a devilish dare!

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