Team Firehearts The Dare Devil

How far would you dare to go to win a prize for your family?

Would you do this, this or even this?

I'm the Dare Devil and it's time to push another team to their limits.

A family I find They dream of a prize

On courage they draw With hope in their eyes

All they need do Is face each of my dares

There's revulsion, embarrassment And heart-pounding scares

So the wishes, wants and temptation Beware

For the Dare Devil waits

With a devilish dare.

Oh!

What repulsive human family do we have today?

You call THAT dancing?!

If you say so, Molly.

And now Nafisa's at it, too!

Ugh!

# Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh, duh. #

Who's this belting out the "duh duh duh" song?

Ah, it's Auntie Aaliyah!

Well, it is a classic(!) Who else have we got?

This must be the mum, Reham.

Whoa. Note to self, don't get on the wrong side of her.

And now look, it's sparring partner, Molly's aunt, Joanne.

An all-girl team, perfect! Let's pay them a visit.

To Manchester!

Good day, lovely people of Manc-land.

BOTH: Who are you?

Good question, some call me the Wonky Donkey,

but you can call me...The Dare Devil!

I'm here to offer you the chance to win a lovely prize.

All you must do is complete a few harmless devilish dares!!

Are you up for it? Well, please yourselves.

BOTH: No wait! We're up for it!

Excellent! Then listen good, because here's how it works.

There are three devilish dares

and three golden doubloons to be won.

Molly and Nafisa will decide which grown-up-ling does which dare.

BOTH: Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare...

I will give them one doubloon to get them started.

Should someone be too scared to carry out a dare,

then they can exchange it to buy their way out.

But someone must always take their place.

For every dare lost, Nafisa and Molly will have less time

when they return to my castle, making it harder to open

the Door of Destiny that leads to the final prize.

So, Nafisa and Molly, are you mad for it?

BOTH: Yes!

Excellent! I suppose you've got an annoying team name?

Come on, let's hear it.

ALL: Team Fire Hearts!

Very well, Team Fire Hearts, are you ready for your first devilish dare?

BOTH: Yes!

But what could it be? Let us consult the Scroll of Secrets.

This ancient scroll holds the clue to what the first dare might be.

Read it out loud, Nafisa, but remember, the devil's in the detail!

'A bath should make you nice and clean

'But not this one, it'll make you scream!'

A bath should make you nice and clean

But not this one, it'll make you scream!

What could that mean?

Maybe it could be, like, a bath with insects.

-Yeah.

-I think so.

Well, team captains, it's time to announce which of your hapless

adults is going to undertake our first devilish dare?

BOTH: Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare Aaliyah.

Aaliyah, you have been chosen. How do you feel?

-Not good.

-Not good!

Very well, then, there's no time to lose, away we must.

Well...

Here we are in Manchester - famous, of course, for its mansz!

And it's these smelly mansz that have inspired our next dare,

a dare I like to call Bath of Wrath!

Right, Aaliyah, your dare is simply to enjoy a lovely soak in the bath.

But it's no fun getting clean.

No, it's much more fun to get dirty.

So I've prepared five buckets of my favourite bath combinations

to help you fill your tub.

Your dare is to simply climb in to the bath

whilst your delightful team captains try to convince five members

of the public to each empty one of our buckets on top of you.

You'll have three minutes to complete the dare.

How does that strike you, Aaliyah?

You can still play the doubloon, you know.

No, I'm up for the challenge.

That's excellent. Then, let's play.

All right, team captains, our victim,

I mean, our subject is in place.

Your time starts now.

Off go our intrepid team captains.

Please, can you pour a bucket on my auntie's head?

-Yeah?

-Come on.

That's it, make haste, make haste.

You have to spill the bucket.

There goes bucket number one.

It's tinned peaches and yeast extract. Mmm!

-In the back, in the bath as well.

-Here we go.

Aaah!

Faster!

There we are!

My goodness me, they look like goldfish flipping and flopping.

Sorry, could we ask you to come and do this?

Chap in a hat, here he comes. Fantastic.

Take the bucket, please.

Bucket number two - cooled custard and smelly blue cheese.

-All of it.

-There we go. Oh, my gosh!

-Aaah!

It's custard and blue cheese, Aaliyah,

mixing with the peaches and yeast extract.

What a cocktail!

Please, can you help us?

Time's ticking away, the team captains must work faster to

get those buckets poured over Auntie Aaliyah.

Oh, tasty!

Our third bucket - mushy peas and fish heads!

That's it. Ready for our third delicious bucket.

Oh, my gosh!

-I love it!

-Mushy peas and...

-Go on.

-They're gathering speed,

but time is ticking on!

Bucket number four - kippers and sardines.

-Oh, look out!

-Please, just faster.

Mmm!

The fish course!

-Come on, come on, come on!

-How lovely!

-Thank you!

With just 20 seconds remaining, will Nafisa and Molly succeed?

Our final bucket - coleslaw and dirty milk.

-That's it!

-Thank you.

All right, that's all five buckets.

Let's stop the timer now.

Well, Aaliyah, you've successfully got loads of junk

poured on your head.

But did our team captains succeed within the time limit?

I'm sorry to say... No!

It was three minutes, 20, and that means you've failed the dare.

It felt cold and all slimy and it smelt horrible!

We think we did not too bad,

since we were only 20 seconds after the time limit finish.

I think that definitely was a devilish dare.

Yes! They've failed, and that means they still only have

one doubloon!

Well, Aaliyah, good to see you've cleaned yourself up again,

and just in time for our next dastardly dare.

What could it hold, though?

Let us consult once again the Scroll of Secrets.

Molly, you do the honours this time.

But do remember, the devil is in the detail.

'Riding down an icy slope It might be gross

'So how will your nerves cope?'

Riding down an icy slope It might be gross

So how will your nerves cope?

What could it mean?

Skiing.

Skiing you think? Anyone else?

-Yeah. Slimy skiing?

-Slimy skiing.

Skiing with, like, things thrown at you.

Well, team captains, which of your hapless team-mates

will undertake the next dare?

BOTH: Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare...Mum.

Mum!

You are the chosen one now.

-How do you feel, head in your hands?

-Sick.

-Sick, very well.

Time for my party trick.

Aaah! The North West,

famous for its cloudless skies, tropical climate.

And a man-made mountain!

And it's this mountain that's inspired our next dare,

a dare I like to call...

Slalom Slushy.

This is the Dare Devil Slushy.

The tasty ingredients in this drink are an ox's tail,

a chicken's foot, a cow's ears,

fishes' tails and a magnificent beef tongue.

Mmmm, roarish!

Your dare, the mum, is to ride one of these snow-scoots

down the mountain

and gather the five ingredients from these buckets

that are scattered carelessly about the place.

You must bring them down here and prepare me my slushy.

-Sounds easy, right?

-Yeah.

Well, what about if you only have five minutes to complete the task?

If you're not back with all five ingredients within the time limit,

you will fail the dare.

Let's go for it!

I hope The Mum has a good head for heights,

because she is going to be pulled 180 metres high.

Even for an expert snow scooter, it can be very difficult.

So be careful, The Mum, it's harder than you think!

Do you think she's ready, team?

Let's do this.

Three, two, one, go!

And she's off! Five devilish ingredients in five minutes.

Come on, come on!

Will she be able to do it without falling off her scoot?

Let's hope not.

She seems to have pretty good control of that snow-scoot.

That's it, she's reached the first bucket.

That's it, don't let it run away from you.

Come on, you can do it!

She's plucked the bucket right out of the snow

and pulled everything out.

That's it.

The Mum has found the first ingredient for my slushy -

the chicken's foot!

BOTH: Mum is the best! She's better than the rest!

You better go faster or they'll be a disaster!

Go on, Mum!

She's at the second bucket and successfully bags the ox's tail.

Well, she's certainly making progress down the mountain side.

But will she do it in time?

That's it, another bucket.

Oh, dear, the snow-scoot has made a decision of its own!

It's going off on its own winter holiday.

-Get it!

-Wooo!

Even with a runaway snow-scoot,

The Mum has managed to bag the beef's tongue for my slushy.

But will she be able to find the other two ingredients in time?

-Woo!

-There you go.

# She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes... #

Come on!

# She'll be coming... #

Oh, great, we sing your songs.

That's the cow's ears in the bag,

and on to the fifth and final bucket.

BOTH: Wooo!

-You can do it!

-Yeah! Woo! Nearly done!

Yes, she's got her technique in good order now.

-You're nearly done!

-Will it be enough?

-Almost finished!

-Yeah, she's got her technique sorted out.

Will it be enough?

Here she comes.

That's another bucket.

But the sands are falling away!

Oh, dear!

The Mum is struggling to find the fish's tail,

and no dare devil slushy is complete without it!

That's the final bucket.

Now, if she can assemble the ingredients into my slushy in time,

they will pass the dare.

That's it, ingredients out of the bag and in to the glass.

One, two, three, four...

five!

Team Fire Hearts, you have won a golden doubloon.

Now for me to enjoy my delicious drink.

You know what, I'm not thirsty any more. Thanks, though.

It was really, really scary, especially when you're at the top.

As you're coming down and you hit midway, it does get a little bit

-easier.

-It was really cheeky of the Dare Devil

to make my mum do that dare.

And then he didn't even drink it!

They now have...two doubloons!

Well, Team Fire Hearts, what will this next dare hold?

Let us consult the Scroll of Secrets.

Both of you, read this aloud.

And do remember, the devil is in the detail.

'You must stay on your feet To catch my throw

'So hold on tight in the water And don't let go.'

You must stay on your feet To catch my throw

So hold on tight in the water And don't let go.

What could it mean?

-Um, some sort of...

-Sharks!

-Not sharks.

Yeah, kind of like catching a ball in the water or something.

Team captains, which of your team members is going to undertake

the last dare?

BOTH: Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare Joanne.

Joanne, how do you feel?

-Not great.

-Not great.

Well, there's no time to lose. Let's get on with it.

Here we in Salford Quays.

A bit like Florida Keys but considerably less florid.

Anyway, me and my buddies enjoy a spot of water-sports,

and when we come to Manc-land,

there's nothing we like better than diving into these dark,

dank quays to the bottom to find these very precious giant pearls.

Eh... They're just sponge balls.

Well, they may not be pearls, but I'll tell you what they are,

and that's health and safety compliant.

Anyway, pearls or no pearls, they have inspired our next dare,

a dare I like to call...

Pearly Pants!

So, Molly's aunt, Joanne... Nice outfit, by the way.

To keep you on your toes, for you to pass this dare,

you must wakeboard across this quay while Mr Smiley Bobs

and his brother, Mr Smiley Bobs, throw these very precious

Dare Devil pearls for you to catch in your big baggy green pants.

You will need to catch at least three pearls in these things,

during three runs.

Anything less and you've failed.

-Do you understand?

-Yes, I'm up for it.

You're up for it? That's what we like to hear. Well, then,

let's get wet.

It's an extreme sport that's devilishly extreme.

Easy for professionals, but for Molly's aunt, Joanne,

wake boarding in these icy waters is going to take as much daring

nerve as possible.

All right, Jo, you look buoyant enough. How do you feel?

Cold.

Cold and wet. Good.

Three, two, one... Go!

All right, she's up.

-Wooo!

-Come on, come on!

That's it, she's clinging on for dear life as she hurtles

towards the Smiley Bob zone.

But will she bag any of the pearls?

One may have got in.

Come on, come on!

Off you go!

There she goes, she's up again.

The Smiley Bob surprise.

My goodness, she's barely moving.

Either that's sheer determination or she's frozen stiff.

Let's see if it's official this time.

To get balls in the pants.

That's it.

It's her final attempt. Off you go!

That's right, she's up and at 'em.

You can see those green pants from space.

This is Molly's Aunt Joanne's final chance to catch as many

pearls as possible.

And remember, she needs at least three to pass the dare.

A couple of big handfuls each. There we are!

A valiant attempt by Smiley Bobs there.

Well, if that didn't do it, I don't know what will.

Well, Molly's Aunt Joanne, you've returned,

but have you returned victorious?

We all saw those Smiley Bobs lobbing balls at your big green pants.

How many did they succeed in getting in? Let's see.

Well, it's none, isn't it, Joanne?

Well, you have failed the dare, no doubloon for you.

Holding on to the rope was quite tough,

and you're trying to keep your balance. It was very tough.

I think me and Molly will be quite good as a team together

and, like, we've got enough doubloons to pass, so...

That's it for the grown-ups, let's see how they've done.

Oh, dear, Team Fire Hearts have only passed one dare,

which doesn't give Nafisa and Molly the best chance

when they face my Chambers of Bravery.

Team captains, your turn has finally come.

It's time for us to return to my lair and convert

your doubloons into extra time in our final,

final, final, final dare!

Come on!

Welcome, family of Manchester, to my dungeon.

I've made it extra cold and damp for you so you feel right at home.

It's here, Nafisa and Molly, that you will confront our final dare,

a dare I like to call Chambers Of Bravery 2.0!

There is only one way out of my dungeon -

through the Door of Destiny, beyond which lies the prize.

But the door is locked and will only open

when it hears the correct devilish word.

-Door of Destiny...

-The word you seek...

-Is...

Nafisa and Molly must take on my three Chambers of Bravery to find

the clues that will reveal the word to open the door!

Team Fire Hearts, you've managed to bring two doubloons with you,

which is woeful.

Nevertheless, hand them over!!

That's it!

These little beauties each give you 15 seconds

and on top of that, because I'm so very kind,

I'm going to give you a minute.

In total you now have...

One minute and 30 seconds to complete all the challenges.

Now, if at any point you don't want to do a chamber or it all gets

a little bit too much, you can get out of it by shouting,

"Stop the dare!"

Then one of your team-mates can take your place,

although you will be debited ten precious seconds of time.

-Understood?

-Understood.

Very well, then, let's proceed to our first chamber -

The awful Hands of Horror!

The first scroll is hidden within my chamber full of fearsome creatures.

There's no time to waste, so you must remain brave.

Well, what do you think lies under this cloth, Nafisa and Molly?

A plague of locusts.

-A plague of locusts is your theory, what about yours?

-Beetles.

Beetles. Well, let's see if you're right!

Hm, how do you feel about cucarachas crawling all over your skin?

-Not bothered, really.

-Not bothered, really. What about you, Nafisa?

-Terrified.

-Absolutely terrified!

I think we have a clue as to who might conduct the first challenge.

-Who will it be?

-Me.

Molly! All right then!

You must recover the scroll as quickly as you can.

-Your time starts in three, two, one... Go!

-Come on, Molly!

-Let's go!

-You can do it! Come on, Molly!

Get your hand in as well.

That's it. She's done it, stop the clock!

Hand it over! Molly, you've completed that

in only three seconds.

Who asked for cockroaches?

She's delighted with the cockroaches, you cumulonimbus!

Aaaarh! You've done very well, you've managed to save lots of time.

One minute and 27 seconds, in fact.

You'll need to use it wisely, though,

as we proceed to our next terrifying challenge -

The Tunnel Of Terror.

There are three boxes of grossness to open.

Unlock the first box to gain the key to the second,

and then work your way to that precious scroll.

Just remember to keep your mouth shut!

This is a particularly messy dare.

Who of you will undertake it?

-Me.

-Nafisa.

Here's the key to begin your challenge.

You time starts in three, two, one...

Start the clock!

-Come on, Nafisa!

-There she goes. That's it. Well done, Nafisa.

She's reached the first box.

That's it, I can see... Oh, my goodness!

Just like me in the morning after I've applied my moisturizer.

What a nasty green goo. Look at that, it's gelatinous.

Looks like Nafisa's struggling with the second box.

Times ticking away, so she'd better get a move on.

That's it, Nafisa, turn the key.

That's it.

One minute left, Nafisa. Well done.

Oh, my gosh.

-Go on!

-Lovely mixture.

You took that full on the chest, well done.

That's the final box.

She's nice and sticky.

-And here's...

-Come on, Nafisa!

-Come on, Nafisa!

-You're doing really well!

Well done. That's it, Nafisa, well done. Grab the scroll.

That's it, well done. And out you come!

The clock stops when you hand me the scroll.

Well done. And stop the clock!

It was messy, but Nafisa managed to retrieve the scroll.

The second box proved tricky and cost her precious seconds.

They now have 30 seconds left for the Dome of Doom.

The final scroll is locked in a chest in the Dome of Doom.

To find the key, you must match the feathers to the picture.

But it's not so easy when they're guarded by terrifying beasts.

Well, Nafisa, you look like a dog's dinner.

How are you feeling as you confront the terrifying Dome of Doom?

I wonder what's inside. What do you think it might be?

Um... I don't know.

You don't know. What about you, any ideas?

-Beetles.

-Beetles of some sort. Let's see if you're right.

It's frogs!

Disgusting, green, slimy frogs judging you from their corners.

Which of you dares to face this froggy challenge?

-Me.

-Molly!

Well, you can do without the hat for a start.

You have 30 seconds to complete this challenge.

Your time will start when your head enters the dome.

Get into position. Off you go.

-That's it.

-Come on, Molly, you can do it!

-Well done, Molly!

In you go. Get your hand in as well.

Try and identify the key that matches the picture.

They're not near you!

You'll have to get a bit of a wiggle on.

Come on!

You've got ten, nine,

eight, seven,

six...

Oh, my goodness me! She's all frogged out.

Well, Molly, you saw that time was running out and discretion

was better. How was it in there?

-Horrible.

-Horrible, I'll bet it was.

Here's your hat back.

Nevertheless, you have managed to gain two scrolls.

Let's take them over now and confront the Door of Destiny.

Well, it has all come down to this.

Are you ready to read your riddles?

-BOTH: Yes.

-All right then, Molly,

take the first one and read it loud and clear.

'They really have a nose for carrots.'

They really have a nose for carrots.

What do you think that could mean?

A snowman.

-A snowman, you think?

-But it could be rabbits cos they eat carrots.

It could be rabbits, could be snowmen. All right,

let's add a second clue to the mix.

Let's see what that does to change our minds.

'They can take hours to make but don't last very long.'

They can take hours to make but don't last very long.

What do you think that does to refine our picture?

You think you know what it is?

Then it's time to approach the Door of Destiny and speak your passwords.

Door of Destiny...

-The word you seek is...

-BOTH: Snowman.

DOOR RUMBLES

Well done!

Molly and Nafisa, you have succeeded.

Grown-ups, come and join your team captains.

Come on, go and claim your prize.

Aarggh! Winners again!

We lost again!

I know what'll sort this. Take this down.

I want five tarantulas, 83 scorpions,

a plague of locusts...

Anything else? Yes, some barbecue dipping sauce.

I really am very hungry.

Any who...

Fearless children and adults, beware!

For the Dare Devil waits with a devilish dare.