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CHEERING | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Yeah! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Mush! Mush! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
I am Santa Claus | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework Christmas Special! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:57 | |
No! Agh! Ow! Agh! What? No! | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
Agh! Eh! Whoa! Whoa! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
I am Santa Claus. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
No presents for you, no presents for you... | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
I'm only joking. I'm not Santa. I'm Iain Stirling! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:21 | |
Guys, let's get on with the show! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
On my right, a boy whose whole family were behind him | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
when he ate an entire bucket of Brussels sprouts - | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
turns out that was a bad place to stand. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
It's Oscar. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
Here, Sir! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
And on Oscar's team, a woman who gets a lot of stick during panto season, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
mainly from her dog. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
It's Ashleigh and Pudsey! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
We're here! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
And joining them, someone who's a bit like leftover turkey - | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
you're stuck with them long after you've had your fill. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
From CBBC, it's the superstar, Hacker T Dog! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-Here, Miss! -Give it up for Oscar's team! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
On my left, a girl who sings Christmas songs so much, | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
she get TINSELitus. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
It's Sade, everybody! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
Here, Sir! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Joining Sade, someone who can expect a number of Christmas presents | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
from me this year. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
That number being zero. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
It's TV presenter Alex Riley! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Here, Sir! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
And finally, on Sade's team, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
someone whose Christmas dinner table has no plates, no cutlery, no food. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
Sounds like it's just crackers. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
It's comedian Pippa Evans! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
-Here, Sir. -Give it up for Sade's team, everybody! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:41 | |
-Iain? -Yes, Hacker the Dog? -Look what I've got? -Is it fleas? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
Yes, it's... No, cheeky! No. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
It's a lovely bouquet of mistletoe. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Why have you got mistletoe? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
See if you can blag yourself a cheeky little smacker - | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
come over here, Iain, for old times' sake, | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
and give us a kiss on the t'chops. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
All right, one quick kiss. Here we go. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-Mwah! -Urgh! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
HACKER SPLUTTERS | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Urgh - you taste like meat paste. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
That's nice, in't it? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
You taste like haggis! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
Your manners are atrocious, not like Pudsey here. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Pudsey, do you mind helping the dog with the Christmas dinner? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
There might even be a little free sausage in it for you? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
PUDSEY BARKS AND WHINES | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
He said yes, he will help you. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
-Is that what he said? -I think so. -Good lad. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Tell you what, Pudsey, off you go! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Give it up for Pudsey, everybody. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
OK, guys, let's get on with the show! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
As usual, our teams are going to battle it out - | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
"To win what?", I hear you ask. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Well, as it's Christmas, if you're very lucky, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
you can look up to the sky and see a very special gold star. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
AUDIENCE OOHS | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Yes, behold the star of CBBC special effects box. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
The teams will be awarded stars for general Christmas cheer | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
and for correct answers, but give me any bah humbug, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
and I'll wish them away, like this... | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Aw! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Yes, it's Christmas, but guys, it's still Iain's school, so it's... | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Iain's rules! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Yes - at the end of the show, | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
it's all about who has the most stars. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
The winners will get an extra helping of plum pudding, | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
whilst the losers get detention with a plum pudding. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
It's our very own Mr Smash. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
MR SMASH GROWLS | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Smashy, Smashy, what are you dressed as? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
MR SMASH GRUMBLES | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Oh, I see - you're a Christmas elf. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
No prizes for guessing who the dog as dressed as. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
What' with the high-viz jacket? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Oh - they're ELF and safety. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
MR SMASH YELLS | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Argh...! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
-Iain? -Yeah. -I hope he's got ELF insurance. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
OK, guys - let's get on with the game! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
This is Stick To The Points. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
-ANNOUNCER: -Stick To The Point. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
This is the part of the show | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
that tests our teams' speed of thought, creative thinking | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
and ability to shout random nonsense at a man - that man being me. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Here's how it's done. I throw out some quickfire questions, | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
and the teams need to answer them as fast as they can. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
If they're too slow or repeat someone else's answer, | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
they're out of the game and have to sit in the Shush position. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Can I see everyone's Shush position, please? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Shush it right up. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
THEY SHUSH | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Lovely stuff. Sounds effects are optional. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
The gold star goes to the last team speaking. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Now, for this game, I need to call on my stick of pointiness. Pudsey? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:59 | |
HE WHISTLES Come on, Pudsey. Come on. Puds. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-Oh! -Pudsey! -Oh, Pudsey, you're such a letdown! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
-Come over here. -You'll have to do it, Ashleigh. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
What did he say, Hacker? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Pudsey said, "Not on your nelly, cocker, you get it yourself." | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
-There you go. Thanks anyway. -And I sort of agree with him. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Here is how the game works. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
I am going to start giving you some questions. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Answer them as quickly as you can. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Your time starts when I ask the first question | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
and the first question is "foods that you eat at Christmas". | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
-Pippa? -Turkey. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Yes. Alex? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
Sprouts. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
Yeah, there you go. Hacker? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Goujons. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
What type of goujons? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Chicken or otherwise. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
OK. Sade? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
-Duck. -Duck? -Duck. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Very posh! Pippa? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Mince pies. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
Yes, please. Sade? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-Roast chicken. -Yes, please. Hacker? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
You know those little things, right? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
The little things that you slice up dead fine | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
and you sort of put them on this... | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
And you eat the... Carrots! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Sade? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
Chicken. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
-Have we had chicken? -Uh, potatoes! Chicken potatoes. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
BUZZER We've had chicken. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
-Shush position, please. -Oh...! -Oscar? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
-Roast potatoes. -There you go. Alex? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Stuffing. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
-Yes - excuse me! -Sorry. -Hacker? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
HACKER STAMMERS | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Peas! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Alex? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
-Nuts. -Yes, please. Oscar? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Uh...don't really see if this counts as food or not, but milk? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
You can't have... Oh, it's Christmas - Santa has milk. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:32 | |
-Yeah, exactly. -Ha. -That's what you meant, isn't it? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-Yeah. -You liar! Alex? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Christmas pudding. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
Yes, please. Hacker? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Kumquats. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Pippa? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
Tree decorations. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
You can't eat tree decorations. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
-You can! You can get chocolates... -Oh, yeah! -Thank you. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-Bonus gold star, I like that answer. Well done. -Thank you. -Ashleigh? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
Cranberry sauce. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
Yes, please. Alex? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
Eh...g...goose. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
BUZZER Shush position! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
-Oh, no. -Pippa, it's three-on-one. Here we go, Oscar? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
One of your five-a-day. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
I'm not going to give you that. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
BUZZER Shush position. Pippa? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
-Chestnuts. -Yes, please - roasting on a...? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
# Open fire... # | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Lovely! Hacker? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
Pomegranates. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
You're just saying weird fruit, now. Hacker? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
I don't have any more lined up! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Oh, Shush position! BUZZER | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
It's Ashleigh against Pippa, here we go. Ashleigh. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
Gateau. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
Yes - Pippa. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
Dates. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
Yes. Pippa. Uh... Pippa! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Christmas cake. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Yes. Ashleigh. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
-Nuts. -Have we had nuts? We've had nuts. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
-Shush position. -No! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Points go to Sade! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Get in! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
OK - "things you can do in the snow". Hacker? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
-I can do a mime. -Yeah? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Urgh! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
Ah - lovely. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Oh, in the snow. Pippa? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Snow angels. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
Yes, please. Alex? | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Make it into small balls and throw them at people. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Snowballs. Oscar? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
You can make a snowman. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Yes. Sade? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
Igloo. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
Ooh, very lovely. Hacker? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
You can make a snowWOMAN. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
-How very 2015 of you. -Thank you, that's what I do. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
Pippa? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
Make a facemask so you can't feel your face any more. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
I love doing that(!) | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Ashleigh? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
You can make a snowdog? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Oh, keeping it on-brand. Alex? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Sledging. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
Yes. Oscar? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
Drink the snow. Or eat it. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Don't do it after Hacker's done this... | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
After he's weed in it. Disgusting. Sade? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Wee in the snow. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
We've had that. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
BUZZER Even done a mime. Shush position. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Hacker? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
-You can ski on it. -You can. Pippa? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Build a home. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
-We've had igloo. -That's different! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
What type of home are you building? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
My home is a semidetached house with a garden and a pool. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
-I'll give you that, then. Ashleigh? -You can make a den in it? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
I'm putting you in the Shush position. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
-BUZZER -No! -Too similar. Alex? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Look for wildlife. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-You can. -In a snow-covered forest. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
"Is that a snow leopard? No, it's Ashleigh in her den." | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Hacker? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
You can look at it and admire its beauty. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
"Oh, look at that beautiful moving snow. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
"Oh, no, wait - it's Ashleigh in her den." | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Pippa? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Put salt on it and watch it melt. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
That's the most sinister thing I've ever heard. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
-Alex? -Melt it and drink it. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
-We've had "drink it". -What? -BUZZER | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
-No, we haven't. -We have. Get in... | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Get in the Shush position. Hacker? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
I've nothing more to offer to this game. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
BUZZER Shush position. Pippa? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Skiing. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
-We've had that. -No! -BUZZER | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
The points go to Oscar's team! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
THEY CHEER, SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
That is time up, and at the end of that round, | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
the gold star goes to Sade's team! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
This is Who Do You Think You Are, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
where our teams get the opportunity to enter their very own HOLE Of Fame. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:10 | |
The Hole Of Fame. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Our team members take turns | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
putting their head through a specially designed face space. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
We'll then attach the body of someone lots more famous. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
Not literally, of course - that would be horrific. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Our celebrities, all they have to do is guess | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
who they are by asking a series of yes/no questions. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
The team that guess their identity in the fewest questions win a gold star. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:34 | |
OK, Hacker, it's your turn, so please head over to the Hole Of Fame. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:39 | |
The Hole Of Fame. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
HACKER GRUNTS | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
-How's that? -You look great. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
-How do you feel? -I feel lovely. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
All right, all right. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
OK, Hacker, it's time to make you famous. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
IAIN BABBLES | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Oh! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Give us your cutest woof. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
-SWEETLY: -Woof! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
Look to your right. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Up a bit more. What...? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
What do you make of her? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Oh, she looks nice. Is she nice? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
Yeah. What would you say is her best feature? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Pfft... Ankles? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Christmas-related. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
-You've got yes/no questions. -Right. -Off you go. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
Am I a dog? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
-Yes. -Yes. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
I mean, I know I'm a dog. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
I'm always a dog. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
Am I dog on the thing? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
Yes! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Am I... Am I Lassie? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
No! | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
Am I a famous dog? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
-Yes. -Yes. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Am I a cartoon dog? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
No. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
-So I'm not Scooby-Doo? -No, but you can do your impression if you want. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
HE CHORTLES LIKE SCOOBY | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
I only mention things I can do a vague impression of | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
then I get a bit of material out of it. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Any more questions? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Am I...off the television? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
You are off and on the television. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
-Am I a success? -Mm...yeah. -Yeah, kind of. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:06 | |
You're successful at what you do. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
Right. Do I do tricks? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
-No. -Um... | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
I tell you what, you're quite a posh dog. Do your posh dog. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Look to your right again and then say something posh to that young lady. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
-POSH ACCENT: -Hello, love, can I borrow a fiver? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Or, as she likes to call them, "selfies". | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
-Is that a clue?! -No... -It's the Queen. -No... | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
I know who I am! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:31 | |
-You're the Queen... -Am I the corgi? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Yes! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
Alex, it's your turn now. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
Please put your face in the Hole Of Fame. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
The Hole Of Fame. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
-OK, Alex. -Yes. -It's time to make you more famous - in a way. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:52 | |
Ridiculous word! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Give it a lick and see what do you think. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
-Mmm... -Right out, not your own face. There you go. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:03 | |
-How's that? -That's good, I like that. -You like it? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Not a lot of people do. OK, yes/no questions. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
Alex, off you go. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
-Am I a man? -No. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
-Am I a woman? -No. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
-Am I...? -IAIN LAUGHS | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
I told you it wouldn't be easy. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
-Am I an animal? -No. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
-Am I an inanimate object? -Yes. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
-Am I a vegetable? -Yes. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
OK. Am I...a root vegetable? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
-No. -No, of course not. -No. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
-You got here on the Eurostar. -Pardon? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
You got here on the Eurostar. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Ah, ouais, ouais, ouais... | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Do you need to go now? Cos we've got a break in about ten minutes. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
No, it's French, that, Iain - for yes. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
So, I'm a French vegetable... | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
-No - you went a bit further on the Eurostar. -Belgian? -Yes. | 0:14:56 | 0:15:00 | |
-Am I Belgian? -No... Oh, yes. Yeah. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
-Sorry. -Oh! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
Je suis un sprout. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Yeah! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
And after all that, I can reveal that the winners, | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
and getting themselves a gold star, | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
is...Sade's team! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:22 | |
Time now for Pie The Supply. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Pie The Supply. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
This is the part of the show | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
where we welcome a new supply teacher to the school | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
with a bit of Christmas pie, | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
but rather than present it on a nice China plate, | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
we place it right in the centre of their famsquage. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
Our teams will be presented with four possible teachers. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Only one is the real thing and the other three are impostors, | 0:15:48 | 0:15:53 | |
with a little bit of a death wish. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
The teams must identify, then pie, the actual supply. | 0:15:55 | 0:16:00 | |
So let's bring out the teachers! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
AUDIENCE BOOS | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
Boo! Boo the teachers, boo! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
OK - let's listen to our teachers' CVs, here we go. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:16 | |
Teacher number one is Mr Casagrande. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
He's been a maths teacher for six years. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Whilst studying to become a teacher, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
he worked as a professional Santa's little helper. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
Teacher number two, Mr Smith. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
He's been a maths teacher for nine years. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
For fun, he teaches his class maths-related Christmas carols, | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
such as Take Away In A Manger and Christmas Prime, Mistletoe and Sine. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:42 | |
How boring. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
Teacher number three, Miss Duffy, | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
has been a maths teacher for four years. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
The best Christmas present she ever received was | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
a set of One Direction bed covers given to her by her mum - weird. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:56 | |
Teacher number four is Miss Pye. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
She's been a maths teacher for two years. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
She enjoys handing out homework over Christmas. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
In her spare time, she looks after her four cats. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:09 | |
So, there's the four teachers. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Sade's team, do any of these people jump out at you as maths teachers? | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
I think number two - he could be a maths teacher. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
He's got the maths teacher glasses. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
And the maths teacher jokes, with Take Away In A manger. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
Oh, yeah - look, he's happy with it as well. Oscar's team? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:29 | |
-Who looks like a maths teacher? -Number three is out, for me. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
-I think number one. -Why? -Because his jumper looks like a big dog muck. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:39 | |
-I think it's number four. -Number four? -I agree. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Because she likes handing out homework. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
-ANNOUNCER: -Christmas Dance! -It's the Christmas Dance! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
# Oh, don't leave me alone like this | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
# Don't you say it's the final kiss | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
# Oh, won't you stay another day... # | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
Right, stop, stop, stop! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Let's get something a little bit more upbeat! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
# I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play | 0:18:11 | 0:18:17 | |
# Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day... # | 0:18:17 | 0:18:23 | |
RECORD SCRATCHES | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Let's ask some questions. OK, so Sade's team. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
They all think they're maths teachers. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Let's find out who is. Ask some questions. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Number three, what's 8 x 7? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
-8 x 7, number three. -Eight sevens. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
-Number three, are you awake? Number three! -56. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
-Sorry? -56. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
-Yes. -Yeah, is that right? -Yeah, but it was a bit slow. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
It only took you a week(!) | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Number one, eight sevens. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
He just said it! | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
56. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
I don't think any of them are maths teachers. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
-Number two, what's your favourite equation? -Um... | 0:18:57 | 0:19:02 | |
The area of a circle, pi r squared. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
He's either not a maths teacher or a very bad maths teacher. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
Number four, could you just give us | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
a brief explanation of what calculus is? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
-Yeah, lovely. -Calculus... | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Eh - no. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
"Definitely not number four." | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
What about Oscar's team? Have you got any questions? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
Number three, what's the square root of five billion thousand squared? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:34 | |
It's five billion thousand. Cos five billion thousand squared... | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
-I've got the killer question here, Iain. -OK, go, Hacks. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
HACKER CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
Which one of you is the maths teacher? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
What about telling off? I want you to tell them off. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Pippa, do something naughty. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Oh, right - everyone, tell Pippa off. Number one. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Stop it! Don't do it. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
-Quite fierce. -Number two. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
You pathetic child! Get in the corner! | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Oh! Ooh... | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
IAIN YELLS IN FRIGHT | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
Number two is mad! Everyone, run, quick! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:10 | |
Number three? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Behave ourselves in my classroom! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
-Whoa! -Number four? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
If you don't stop that now, extra homework for everyone. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
AUDIENCE OOHS | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Audience, let's see what do you think. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
One, two, three or four. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Who is the real maths teacher? On the count of three, let me know. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
One, two, three... | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
THEY YELL | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
-Guys, guys, guys - it's your own time you're wasting. -And ours! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:41 | |
-That's the joke. -Oh, right. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Right, decision time - Sade, | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
you have to decide who is Santa's little helper | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
and who should be mucking out the reindeers. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
-Please come over here, because it's time for you to... -Pie The Supply. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
OK, there you go, Sade. Who's going to get a pie in the face? | 0:20:55 | 0:21:01 | |
Right in the famsquage. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
AUDIENCE OOHS | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Look at the strut on... | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Oh! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Who's going to be the real maths teacher? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
Ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh... | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
All right, come on, hurry up! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Number four has taken a right hit. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
I think number four has got a bit of something on her face. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:32 | |
Just a little bit. Just... Yeah, you've got it, you've got it. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
OK. Oscar, you're up next, mate. Time for you to... | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
-Pie The Supply. -There we go. -Pie the Supply. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
Who's it going to be? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
AUDIENCE OOHS | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Hello! Hello! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Oh! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Right, guys, we have either pied a supply teacher | 0:21:58 | 0:22:03 | |
or just a nice person that came on the show. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
Let's find out. Would the real supply teacher please step forward? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:11 | |
CHEERING | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Oscar, you've got yourself a gold star! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
-Welcome to Lost Property. -Lost Property. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:32 | |
Today, we'll be trying to sort out the school's Christmas decorations | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
and whoever put them away last year left them in a right mess. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Oscar and Ashleigh will be decorating this lovely Christmas tree. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
AUDIENCE OOHS | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
While Sade and Pippa will be decorating this lovely Alex Riley. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
The team with the most stuff on their Christmas tree or Riley | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
wins a gold star. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
OK, teams, you have until you hear the school bell ringing | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
and your time starts when I give you your first object. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
First object is..fairy lights! Go! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Fairy lights, fairy lights - you're looking for fairy lights. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
Giant candy cane, giant candy cane. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Giant candy cane, if you can't find fairy lights. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
Rubber, rubber chicken. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
You got a rubber chicken? | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
OK - em... Christmas vase, Christmas vase. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:30 | |
Oh! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
Giant gold bauble. A giant gold bauble. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
Giant gold bauble. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
-Gingerbread man. -Gingerbread man. Gingerbread man. -Gingerbread man. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:44 | |
Snowflake, giant snowflake. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
-Quick, quick, quick... -There's more than one. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Put it near the... | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Christmas wreaths - Christmas wreaths. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Can you see wreaths? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Get your stick in it. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Wreath - mistletoe, mistletoe. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Mistletoe. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Mistle... Mistletoe. Have you got mistletoe? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
Ski pole. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Leave one, leave one. Let go! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Christmas pudding, Christmas pudding. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Hurry up! Christmas pudding. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
Uh... Santa hat, Santa hat. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS Time's up, time's up. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Let's find out who's got the most objects. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
We'll go over to the very fetching Alex Riley. How do you feel? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:37 | |
I feel amazing. I feel so Christmassy. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
We've got one, two, three... The vase. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:48 | |
I'll give you that, a bit of vase. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, | 0:24:50 | 0:24:56 | |
11, 12, 13 - fell in your shoe - then 14. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:01 | |
-14. -14 items. -These, too. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Oh, yeah, so that's 15 - 15 items on Alex Riley, well done. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:09 | |
15 - come on! | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
All right, 15 to beat. Let's see how many you've got. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
-We've got...one, two, three, four, five... -Five, yeah. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:22 | |
..six... | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
-VASE SMASHES -Argh! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
..seven, eight, nine, ten... | 0:25:25 | 0:25:30 | |
Christmas present under the tree, ten... | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
-11, 12, 13, 14... -No, stop making me lose count, Oscar! | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
12, 13, 14, 15... | 0:25:36 | 0:25:42 | |
-You got 15 as well. -What? | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
It's a draw, which means both teams get a gold star! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:49 | |
And sadly, that is the end of the show. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
All that's left for me to do is tot the scores | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
and see who are our good kings and who came Wences-last. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:05 | |
LAUGHTER AND GROANING Oh, come on! | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
That was good! Right, so let's bring down the stars. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:14 | |
AUDIENCE OOHS | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
OOHING CONTINUES | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
And the winners are... | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Sade's team! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
You guys get a lifetime's supply of seasonal cheer | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
and for Oscar's team, it's time that the dog eats your homework | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
and you get Christmas dinner with Mr Smash. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
It's time to take the walk of shame. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
-# La-la-la, la-la-la-la... -Losers! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
-# La-la-la, la-la-la-la... -Losers! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
-# La-la-la, la-la-la-la... -Losers! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
-# La-la-la, la-la-la-la... -Losers! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
# Losers. # | 0:26:52 | 0:26:53 | |
And that's your lot, guys. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Have a great Christmas and we'll see you all next time on... | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
ALL: The Dog Ate My Homework! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
Sees ya! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 |