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CHEERING

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Yeah!

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Mush! Mush!

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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I am Santa Claus

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and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework Christmas Special!

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No! Agh! Ow! Agh! What? No!

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Agh! Eh! Whoa! Whoa!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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I am Santa Claus.

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No presents for you, no presents for you...

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I'm only joking. I'm not Santa. I'm Iain Stirling!

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Guys, let's get on with the show!

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On my right, a boy whose whole family were behind him

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when he ate an entire bucket of Brussels sprouts -

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turns out that was a bad place to stand.

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It's Oscar.

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Here, Sir!

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And on Oscar's team, a woman who gets a lot of stick during panto season,

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mainly from her dog.

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It's Ashleigh and Pudsey!

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We're here!

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And joining them, someone who's a bit like leftover turkey -

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you're stuck with them long after you've had your fill.

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From CBBC, it's the superstar, Hacker T Dog!

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-Here, Miss!

-Give it up for Oscar's team!

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On my left, a girl who sings Christmas songs so much,

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she get TINSELitus.

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It's Sade, everybody!

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Here, Sir!

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Joining Sade, someone who can expect a number of Christmas presents

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from me this year.

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That number being zero.

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It's TV presenter Alex Riley!

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Here, Sir!

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And finally, on Sade's team,

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someone whose Christmas dinner table has no plates, no cutlery, no food.

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Sounds like it's just crackers.

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It's comedian Pippa Evans!

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-Here, Sir.

-Give it up for Sade's team, everybody!

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-Iain?

-Yes, Hacker the Dog?

-Look what I've got?

-Is it fleas?

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Yes, it's... No, cheeky! No.

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It's a lovely bouquet of mistletoe.

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Why have you got mistletoe?

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See if you can blag yourself a cheeky little smacker -

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come over here, Iain, for old times' sake,

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and give us a kiss on the t'chops.

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All right, one quick kiss. Here we go.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Mwah!

-Urgh!

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HACKER SPLUTTERS

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Urgh - you taste like meat paste.

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That's nice, in't it?

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You taste like haggis!

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Your manners are atrocious, not like Pudsey here.

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Pudsey, do you mind helping the dog with the Christmas dinner?

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There might even be a little free sausage in it for you?

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PUDSEY BARKS AND WHINES

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He said yes, he will help you.

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-Is that what he said?

-I think so.

-Good lad.

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Tell you what, Pudsey, off you go!

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Give it up for Pudsey, everybody.

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OK, guys, let's get on with the show!

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As usual, our teams are going to battle it out -

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"To win what?", I hear you ask.

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Well, as it's Christmas, if you're very lucky,

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you can look up to the sky and see a very special gold star.

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AUDIENCE OOHS

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Yes, behold the star of CBBC special effects box.

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The teams will be awarded stars for general Christmas cheer

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and for correct answers, but give me any bah humbug,

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and I'll wish them away, like this...

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-AUDIENCE:

-Aw!

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Yes, it's Christmas, but guys, it's still Iain's school, so it's...

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-AUDIENCE:

-Iain's rules!

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Yes - at the end of the show,

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it's all about who has the most stars.

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The winners will get an extra helping of plum pudding,

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whilst the losers get detention with a plum pudding.

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It's our very own Mr Smash.

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MR SMASH GROWLS

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Smashy, Smashy, what are you dressed as?

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MR SMASH GRUMBLES

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Oh, I see - you're a Christmas elf.

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No prizes for guessing who the dog as dressed as.

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What' with the high-viz jacket?

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Oh - they're ELF and safety.

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MR SMASH YELLS

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Argh...!

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-Iain?

-Yeah.

-I hope he's got ELF insurance.

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LAUGHTER

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OK, guys - let's get on with the game!

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This is Stick To The Points.

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-ANNOUNCER:

-Stick To The Point.

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This is the part of the show

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that tests our teams' speed of thought, creative thinking

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and ability to shout random nonsense at a man - that man being me.

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Here's how it's done. I throw out some quickfire questions,

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and the teams need to answer them as fast as they can.

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If they're too slow or repeat someone else's answer,

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they're out of the game and have to sit in the Shush position.

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Can I see everyone's Shush position, please?

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Shush it right up.

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THEY SHUSH

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Lovely stuff. Sounds effects are optional.

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The gold star goes to the last team speaking.

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Now, for this game, I need to call on my stick of pointiness. Pudsey?

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HE WHISTLES Come on, Pudsey. Come on. Puds.

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-Oh!

-Pudsey!

-Oh, Pudsey, you're such a letdown!

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-Come over here.

-You'll have to do it, Ashleigh.

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What did he say, Hacker?

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Pudsey said, "Not on your nelly, cocker, you get it yourself."

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-There you go. Thanks anyway.

-And I sort of agree with him.

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Here is how the game works.

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I am going to start giving you some questions.

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Answer them as quickly as you can.

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Your time starts when I ask the first question

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and the first question is "foods that you eat at Christmas".

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-Pippa?

-Turkey.

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Yes. Alex?

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Sprouts.

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Yeah, there you go. Hacker?

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Goujons.

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What type of goujons?

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Chicken or otherwise.

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OK. Sade?

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-Duck.

-Duck?

-Duck.

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Very posh! Pippa?

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Mince pies.

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Yes, please. Sade?

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-Roast chicken.

-Yes, please. Hacker?

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You know those little things, right?

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The little things that you slice up dead fine

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and you sort of put them on this...

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And you eat the... Carrots!

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Sade?

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Chicken.

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-Have we had chicken?

-Uh, potatoes! Chicken potatoes.

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BUZZER We've had chicken.

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-Shush position, please.

-Oh...!

-Oscar?

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-Roast potatoes.

-There you go. Alex?

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Stuffing.

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-Yes - excuse me!

-Sorry.

-Hacker?

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HACKER STAMMERS

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Peas!

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Alex?

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-Nuts.

-Yes, please. Oscar?

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Uh...don't really see if this counts as food or not, but milk?

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You can't have... Oh, it's Christmas - Santa has milk.

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-Yeah, exactly.

-Ha.

-That's what you meant, isn't it?

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-Yeah.

-You liar! Alex?

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Christmas pudding.

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Yes, please. Hacker?

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Kumquats.

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Pippa?

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Tree decorations.

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You can't eat tree decorations.

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-You can! You can get chocolates...

-Oh, yeah!

-Thank you.

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-Bonus gold star, I like that answer. Well done.

-Thank you.

-Ashleigh?

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Cranberry sauce.

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Yes, please. Alex?

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Eh...g...goose.

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BUZZER Shush position!

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-Oh, no.

-Pippa, it's three-on-one. Here we go, Oscar?

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One of your five-a-day.

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I'm not going to give you that.

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BUZZER Shush position. Pippa?

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-Chestnuts.

-Yes, please - roasting on a...?

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# Open fire... #

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Lovely! Hacker?

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Pomegranates.

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You're just saying weird fruit, now. Hacker?

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I don't have any more lined up!

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Oh, Shush position! BUZZER

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It's Ashleigh against Pippa, here we go. Ashleigh.

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Gateau.

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Yes - Pippa.

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Dates.

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Yes. Pippa. Uh... Pippa!

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LAUGHTER

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Christmas cake.

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Yes. Ashleigh.

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-Nuts.

-Have we had nuts? We've had nuts.

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-Shush position.

-No!

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Points go to Sade!

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THEY CHEER

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Get in!

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OK - "things you can do in the snow". Hacker?

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-I can do a mime.

-Yeah?

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-AUDIENCE:

-Urgh!

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Ah - lovely.

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Oh, in the snow. Pippa?

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Snow angels.

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Yes, please. Alex?

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Make it into small balls and throw them at people.

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Snowballs. Oscar?

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You can make a snowman.

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Yes. Sade?

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Igloo.

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Ooh, very lovely. Hacker?

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You can make a snowWOMAN.

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-How very 2015 of you.

-Thank you, that's what I do.

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Pippa?

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Make a facemask so you can't feel your face any more.

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I love doing that(!)

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Ashleigh?

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You can make a snowdog?

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Oh, keeping it on-brand. Alex?

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Sledging.

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Yes. Oscar?

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Drink the snow. Or eat it.

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Don't do it after Hacker's done this...

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After he's weed in it. Disgusting. Sade?

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Wee in the snow.

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We've had that.

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BUZZER Even done a mime. Shush position.

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Hacker?

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-You can ski on it.

-You can. Pippa?

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Build a home.

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-We've had igloo.

-That's different!

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What type of home are you building?

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My home is a semidetached house with a garden and a pool.

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-I'll give you that, then. Ashleigh?

-You can make a den in it?

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I'm putting you in the Shush position.

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-BUZZER

-No!

-Too similar. Alex?

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Look for wildlife.

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-You can.

-In a snow-covered forest.

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"Is that a snow leopard? No, it's Ashleigh in her den."

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Hacker?

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You can look at it and admire its beauty.

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"Oh, look at that beautiful moving snow.

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"Oh, no, wait - it's Ashleigh in her den."

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Pippa?

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Put salt on it and watch it melt.

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That's the most sinister thing I've ever heard.

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-Alex?

-Melt it and drink it.

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-We've had "drink it".

-What?

-BUZZER

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-No, we haven't.

-We have. Get in...

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Get in the Shush position. Hacker?

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I've nothing more to offer to this game.

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BUZZER Shush position. Pippa?

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Skiing.

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-We've had that.

-No!

-BUZZER

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The points go to Oscar's team!

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THEY CHEER, SCHOOL BELL RINGS

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That is time up, and at the end of that round,

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the gold star goes to Sade's team!

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This is Who Do You Think You Are,

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where our teams get the opportunity to enter their very own HOLE Of Fame.

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The Hole Of Fame.

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Our team members take turns

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putting their head through a specially designed face space.

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We'll then attach the body of someone lots more famous.

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Not literally, of course - that would be horrific.

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Our celebrities, all they have to do is guess

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who they are by asking a series of yes/no questions.

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The team that guess their identity in the fewest questions win a gold star.

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OK, Hacker, it's your turn, so please head over to the Hole Of Fame.

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The Hole Of Fame.

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HACKER GRUNTS

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-How's that?

-You look great.

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-How do you feel?

-I feel lovely.

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All right, all right.

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OK, Hacker, it's time to make you famous.

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IAIN BABBLES

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Oh!

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Give us your cutest woof.

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-SWEETLY:

-Woof!

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LAUGHTER

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Look to your right.

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Up a bit more. What...?

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What do you make of her?

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Oh, she looks nice. Is she nice?

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Yeah. What would you say is her best feature?

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Pfft... Ankles?

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Christmas-related.

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-You've got yes/no questions.

-Right.

-Off you go.

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Am I a dog?

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-Yes.

-Yes.

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I mean, I know I'm a dog.

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I'm always a dog.

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Am I dog on the thing?

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Yes!

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Am I... Am I Lassie?

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No!

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Am I a famous dog?

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-Yes.

-Yes.

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Am I a cartoon dog?

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No.

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-So I'm not Scooby-Doo?

-No, but you can do your impression if you want.

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HE CHORTLES LIKE SCOOBY

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I only mention things I can do a vague impression of

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then I get a bit of material out of it.

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Any more questions?

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Am I...off the television?

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You are off and on the television.

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-Am I a success?

-Mm...yeah.

-Yeah, kind of.

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You're successful at what you do.

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Right. Do I do tricks?

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-No.

-Um...

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I tell you what, you're quite a posh dog. Do your posh dog.

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Look to your right again and then say something posh to that young lady.

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-POSH ACCENT:

-Hello, love, can I borrow a fiver?

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LAUGHTER

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Or, as she likes to call them, "selfies".

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-Is that a clue?!

-No...

-It's the Queen.

-No...

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I know who I am!

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-You're the Queen...

-Am I the corgi?

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Yes!

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Alex, it's your turn now.

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Please put your face in the Hole Of Fame.

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The Hole Of Fame.

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-OK, Alex.

-Yes.

-It's time to make you more famous - in a way.

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Ridiculous word!

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Give it a lick and see what do you think.

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-Mmm...

-Right out, not your own face. There you go.

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-How's that?

-That's good, I like that.

-You like it?

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Not a lot of people do. OK, yes/no questions.

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Alex, off you go.

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-Am I a man?

-No.

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-Am I a woman?

-No.

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-Am I...?

-IAIN LAUGHS

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I told you it wouldn't be easy.

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-Am I an animal?

-No.

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-Am I an inanimate object?

-Yes.

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-Am I a vegetable?

-Yes.

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OK. Am I...a root vegetable?

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-No.

-No, of course not.

-No.

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-You got here on the Eurostar.

-Pardon?

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You got here on the Eurostar.

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Ah, ouais, ouais, ouais...

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Do you need to go now? Cos we've got a break in about ten minutes.

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No, it's French, that, Iain - for yes.

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So, I'm a French vegetable...

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-No - you went a bit further on the Eurostar.

-Belgian?

-Yes.

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-Am I Belgian?

-No... Oh, yes. Yeah.

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-Sorry.

-Oh!

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Je suis un sprout.

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Yeah!

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And after all that, I can reveal that the winners,

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and getting themselves a gold star,

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is...Sade's team!

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Time now for Pie The Supply.

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Pie The Supply.

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This is the part of the show

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where we welcome a new supply teacher to the school

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with a bit of Christmas pie,

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but rather than present it on a nice China plate,

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we place it right in the centre of their famsquage.

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Our teams will be presented with four possible teachers.

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Only one is the real thing and the other three are impostors,

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with a little bit of a death wish.

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The teams must identify, then pie, the actual supply.

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So let's bring out the teachers!

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AUDIENCE BOOS

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Boo! Boo the teachers, boo!

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OK - let's listen to our teachers' CVs, here we go.

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Teacher number one is Mr Casagrande.

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He's been a maths teacher for six years.

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Whilst studying to become a teacher,

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he worked as a professional Santa's little helper.

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Teacher number two, Mr Smith.

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He's been a maths teacher for nine years.

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For fun, he teaches his class maths-related Christmas carols,

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such as Take Away In A Manger and Christmas Prime, Mistletoe and Sine.

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How boring.

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Teacher number three, Miss Duffy,

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has been a maths teacher for four years.

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The best Christmas present she ever received was

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a set of One Direction bed covers given to her by her mum - weird.

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Teacher number four is Miss Pye.

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She's been a maths teacher for two years.

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She enjoys handing out homework over Christmas.

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In her spare time, she looks after her four cats.

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So, there's the four teachers.

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Sade's team, do any of these people jump out at you as maths teachers?

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I think number two - he could be a maths teacher.

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He's got the maths teacher glasses.

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And the maths teacher jokes, with Take Away In A manger.

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Oh, yeah - look, he's happy with it as well. Oscar's team?

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-Who looks like a maths teacher?

-Number three is out, for me.

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-I think number one.

-Why?

-Because his jumper looks like a big dog muck.

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-I think it's number four.

-Number four?

-I agree.

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Because she likes handing out homework.

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-ANNOUNCER:

-Christmas Dance!

-It's the Christmas Dance!

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# Oh, don't leave me alone like this

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# Don't you say it's the final kiss

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# Oh, won't you stay another day... #

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Right, stop, stop, stop!

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Let's get something a little bit more upbeat!

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# I wish it could be Christmas every day

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# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

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# Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day... #

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RECORD SCRATCHES

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Let's ask some questions. OK, so Sade's team.

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They all think they're maths teachers.

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Let's find out who is. Ask some questions.

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Number three, what's 8 x 7?

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-8 x 7, number three.

-Eight sevens.

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-Number three, are you awake? Number three!

-56.

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-Sorry?

-56.

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-Yes.

-Yeah, is that right?

-Yeah, but it was a bit slow.

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It only took you a week(!)

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Number one, eight sevens.

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He just said it!

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56.

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I don't think any of them are maths teachers.

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-Number two, what's your favourite equation?

-Um...

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The area of a circle, pi r squared.

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He's either not a maths teacher or a very bad maths teacher.

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Number four, could you just give us

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a brief explanation of what calculus is?

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-Yeah, lovely.

-Calculus...

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Eh - no.

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LAUGHTER

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"Definitely not number four."

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What about Oscar's team? Have you got any questions?

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Number three, what's the square root of five billion thousand squared?

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It's five billion thousand. Cos five billion thousand squared...

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-I've got the killer question here, Iain.

-OK, go, Hacks.

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HACKER CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Which one of you is the maths teacher?

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What about telling off? I want you to tell them off.

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Pippa, do something naughty.

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Oh, right - everyone, tell Pippa off. Number one.

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Stop it! Don't do it.

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-Quite fierce.

-Number two.

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You pathetic child! Get in the corner!

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Oh! Ooh...

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IAIN YELLS IN FRIGHT

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Number two is mad! Everyone, run, quick!

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Number three?

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Behave ourselves in my classroom!

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-Whoa!

-Number four?

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If you don't stop that now, extra homework for everyone.

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AUDIENCE OOHS

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Audience, let's see what do you think.

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One, two, three or four.

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Who is the real maths teacher? On the count of three, let me know.

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One, two, three...

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THEY YELL

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-Guys, guys, guys - it's your own time you're wasting.

-And ours!

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-That's the joke.

-Oh, right.

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Right, decision time - Sade,

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you have to decide who is Santa's little helper

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and who should be mucking out the reindeers.

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-Please come over here, because it's time for you to...

-Pie The Supply.

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OK, there you go, Sade. Who's going to get a pie in the face?

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Right in the famsquage.

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AUDIENCE OOHS

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Look at the strut on...

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Oh!

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Who's going to be the real maths teacher?

0:21:120:21:15

Ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...

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All right, come on, hurry up!

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CHEERING

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Number four has taken a right hit.

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I think number four has got a bit of something on her face.

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Just a little bit. Just... Yeah, you've got it, you've got it.

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OK. Oscar, you're up next, mate. Time for you to...

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-Pie The Supply.

-There we go.

-Pie the Supply.

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Who's it going to be?

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AUDIENCE OOHS

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Hello! Hello!

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Oh!

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CHEERING

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Right, guys, we have either pied a supply teacher

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or just a nice person that came on the show.

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Let's find out. Would the real supply teacher please step forward?

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CHEERING

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Oscar, you've got yourself a gold star!

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-Welcome to Lost Property.

-Lost Property.

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Today, we'll be trying to sort out the school's Christmas decorations

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and whoever put them away last year left them in a right mess.

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Oscar and Ashleigh will be decorating this lovely Christmas tree.

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AUDIENCE OOHS

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While Sade and Pippa will be decorating this lovely Alex Riley.

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LAUGHTER

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The team with the most stuff on their Christmas tree or Riley

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wins a gold star.

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OK, teams, you have until you hear the school bell ringing

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and your time starts when I give you your first object.

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First object is..fairy lights! Go!

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SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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Fairy lights, fairy lights - you're looking for fairy lights.

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Giant candy cane, giant candy cane.

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Giant candy cane, if you can't find fairy lights.

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Rubber, rubber chicken.

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You got a rubber chicken?

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OK - em... Christmas vase, Christmas vase.

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Oh!

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Giant gold bauble. A giant gold bauble.

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Giant gold bauble.

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-Gingerbread man.

-Gingerbread man. Gingerbread man.

-Gingerbread man.

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Snowflake, giant snowflake.

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-Quick, quick, quick...

-There's more than one.

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Put it near the...

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Christmas wreaths - Christmas wreaths.

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Can you see wreaths?

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Get your stick in it.

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SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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Wreath - mistletoe, mistletoe.

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Mistletoe.

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Mistle... Mistletoe. Have you got mistletoe?

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Ski pole.

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Leave one, leave one. Let go!

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Christmas pudding, Christmas pudding.

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Hurry up! Christmas pudding.

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Uh... Santa hat, Santa hat.

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SCHOOL BELL RINGS Time's up, time's up.

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Let's find out who's got the most objects.

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We'll go over to the very fetching Alex Riley. How do you feel?

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I feel amazing. I feel so Christmassy.

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We've got one, two, three... The vase.

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I'll give you that, a bit of vase.

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Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

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11, 12, 13 - fell in your shoe - then 14.

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-14.

-14 items.

-These, too.

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Oh, yeah, so that's 15 - 15 items on Alex Riley, well done.

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15 - come on!

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All right, 15 to beat. Let's see how many you've got.

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-We've got...one, two, three, four, five...

-Five, yeah.

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..six...

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-VASE SMASHES

-Argh!

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..seven, eight, nine, ten...

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Christmas present under the tree, ten...

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-11, 12, 13, 14...

-No, stop making me lose count, Oscar!

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12, 13, 14, 15...

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-You got 15 as well.

-What?

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It's a draw, which means both teams get a gold star!

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And sadly, that is the end of the show.

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All that's left for me to do is tot the scores

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and see who are our good kings and who came Wences-last.

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LAUGHTER AND GROANING Oh, come on!

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That was good! Right, so let's bring down the stars.

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AUDIENCE OOHS

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OOHING CONTINUES

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And the winners are...

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Sade's team!

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THEY CHEER

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You guys get a lifetime's supply of seasonal cheer

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and for Oscar's team, it's time that the dog eats your homework

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and you get Christmas dinner with Mr Smash.

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It's time to take the walk of shame.

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-# La-la-la, la-la-la-la...

-Losers!

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-# La-la-la, la-la-la-la...

-Losers!

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-# La-la-la, la-la-la-la...

-Losers!

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-# La-la-la, la-la-la-la...

-Losers!

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# Losers. #

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And that's your lot, guys.

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Have a great Christmas and we'll see you all next time on...

0:26:550:26:58

ALL: The Dog Ate My Homework!

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Sees ya!

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CHEERING

0:27:040:27:07

CBBC's flagship comedy panel show The Dog Ate My Homework is back with a very special Christmassy Christmas special. Iain Stirling is joined by team captains Oscar and Sade as well as special guests Hacker T Dog, Ashleigh and Pudsey, The One Show's Alex Riley and comedian Pippa Evans to battle it out in a series of brand new and familiar games, all dripping with festive cheer and a light dusting of snow. Look out for hilarious new rounds Who do You Think You Are? and Pie the Supply, where our team captains actually, honestly, properly get the chance to pie a real supply teacher in the face, no joke! It is guaranteed to make you laugh. Don't miss it!


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