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# La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

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# Your room is ready for you

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# Just need to get the bed

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# The lamp, the desk, the rug The sink

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# A pillow for your head

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# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare

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# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

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-# So welcome

-To The Furchester

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# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

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# Welcome... #

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ELMO GIGGLES

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# To The Furchester

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# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

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-# Dining style

-So genteel

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# Cookie come with every meal

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# La-la-la la-la-la la-la-la-la

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-# Here's your keys

-So check right in

-Let your furry stay begin

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #

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DUCKLING QUACKS

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Fergus will show you to your room, Mrs Billflapper.

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DUCK QUACKS

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Elmo's got you. Elmo's got you.

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There you go, little guy.

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I see young Webster's learning to fly.

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-DUCK QUACKS

-Oh, wait, hold the lift, please!

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Hold the lift.

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Enjoy your stay.

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-Any more guests to check in today, Mum?

-Just the one.

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TRUMPET PLAYS FANFARE

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Oh, that'll be him now.

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DING! DING!

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Greetings...

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Greetings, people of the Furchester.

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I am Sir Gary,

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brave knight of the triangular table.

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Oh, welcome to our hotel, Sir Gary.

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We welcome you with furry arms.

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Why, thank you, fair maiden.

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Oh, I'm blushing.

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I have travelled here over land and sea, as I have heard tales of

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the many, MANY problems you have here at the Furchester Hotel.

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Oh, I'm not sure about the many, MANY problems.

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No, no - it's many, many, MANY problems.

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Has anyone seen my book?

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-I'm sure it's here somewhere.

-Ah-ha! A problem already.

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Have no fear, Sir, I shall search long and far for this book.

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Erm, it's all right.

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I've found it.

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It was just down the side of my chair. No problem.

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Oh. Pity.

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Phoebe, Elmo, will you take Sir Gary to the chivalry suite?

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-Oh, sure, Auntie Funella.

-Thank you.

-Why, thank you again, fair maiden.

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I'm off to find my hotel room.

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I shall climb mountains,

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I shall swim through rivers filled with crocodiles...

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Actually, it's just up the stairs.

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-Yeah, third room to the left.

-Ah. Erm...

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OK. Well,

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-lead the way.

-Oh, OK.

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-You're almost there.

-Here it is.

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Ah-ha!

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Oh, yes, perfect.

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-ALL:

-Tea-time!

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EXCITED SHOUTING

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Halt!

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Noble monsters,

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what is your quest for?

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-ALL:

-Tea, tea!

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Finally, a problem.

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I shall help you find this "tea" that you search for.

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CHEERING

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Oh, wait!

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Wait!

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It's all right, Sir Gary. They know where it is.

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-It's down in the dining room.

-Yeah, in the teapot.

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Oh, well, this isn't much of a challenge for a knight.

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The Furchester Hotel doesn't seem to have any problems at all.

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Boy! Sir Gary seems kind of disappointed.

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-Yeah. I hope he finds a problem soon.

-Yeah.

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-Sir Gary's sad because there aren't any problems.

-Yeah.

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This is a huge problem.

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How can we make Sir Gary happy again?

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Oh, let's put our furry heads together and think.

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-ALL:

-Think...

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Sir Gary is unhappy because we don't have any problems.

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So what would make him happy?

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Oh! Problems?

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Of course!

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WE can make up a problem for Sir Gary to solve.

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That would cheer him up.

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Elmo thinks that's a great idea.

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Yeah, it's worth a try.

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Sir Gary, we need you.

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We have a problem.

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If you have a problem, Sir Gary will solve it.

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The fair lady, Cookierella...

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-Hi.

-..has lost her giant cookie.

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It the family treasure.

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This is a problem!

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And I will solve it.

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I shall look for it in the gloomy forests that lie to the west.

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Oh, yeah, me pretty sure it in hotel somewhere.

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Then we will begin our search...

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downstairs.

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Ah-ha!

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Perhaps it is underneath you -

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the fairest of bell-monsters.

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No, it is not.

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It's not behind the counter.

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And no giant cookie behind the chicken.

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CHICKEN SQUAWKS

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Well, Sir Gary, we haven't looked everywhere.

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Oh, you're right, young squire.

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We must continue the search.

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To the land of the large leaves, yonder!

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He means the garden.

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Elmo doesn't see a giant cookie anywhere.

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Me neither.

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Hmm...

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It must be here somewhere.

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Aha!

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I have found it, behind this large rosebush.

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Problem solved!

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Oh, boy, oh, boy - the treasure is mine once more.

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Cookie!

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FERGUS COUGHS

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Sir Gary, it is I - King Fergus.

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I need your help.

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The keys to the Royal tool cupboard have gone missing!

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I shall search every key until I find THE key to open this

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Royal tool cupboard.

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Yeah, and when Sir Gary does,

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Phoebe and Elmo will make up another problem for Sir Gary to solve...

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-Elmo!

-Sorry.

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So...

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these are made up problems?

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They're...

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they're not real?

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Erm...

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Well, the thing is...

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Oh, we've been...

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we've been making up problems so you'd have problems to solve.

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I mean, that's very kind of you, gentle monsters,

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but a knight needs real problems to solve.

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I'm going to have to leave and find a hotel that has...

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real problems.

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But no hotel has as many problems as we do!

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What?!

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Sir Gary's checking out?

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Yes, Funella, my dearest.

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We don't have any problems for him to solve.

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This is a big problem!

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It's a catastrophe!

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DING! DING! DING!

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# It's more than just a slip up Or a mess-up or a mishap

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# A Furchester catastrophe We need to fix it fast-rophe

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# Put it in the past-rophe This simply can not last-rophe

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# A Furchester catastrophe The problem is so bad-strophe

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# We're really flabbergast-rophe Let's ding the bell for blast-trophe

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# Catastrophe catastrophe What a disas-trophe

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# Catastrophe catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe

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# Catastrophe catastrophe Let's put it in the past-trophe

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# It's a catastra, what a disaster It's a catastrophe! #

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Fair thee well, Furchester.

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Sir Gary is leaving.

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Off to find a hotel with real problems.

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No tears.

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Bye-bye, Sir Gary.

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DUCK QUACKS

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Oh, what's the matter, Mrs Billflapper?

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FRANTIC QUACKING

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It's her duckling, Webster.

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He's learning to fly and he's...stuck up a bookshelf.

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WEBSTER QUACKS

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A duckling stuck up a bookshelf?

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There IS a duckling stuck on a bookshelf.

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Can you help?

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Please, Sir Gary?

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DESPERATE QUACKING

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Never fear, feathered maiden, Sir Gary to the rescue!

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I shall climb this bookshelf and rescue the young duckling.

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Actually, I'm not sure about that, Sir Gary. It's a bit wobbly.

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-I really need to sort that out, actually.

-Oh! This is a problem!

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Your cloak!

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What if we use it to catch Webster?

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My cloak?

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Brilliant!

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Now you're thinking like a knight, Phoebe.

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Come along, young duckling.

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Jump and we will catch you.

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WEBSTER QUACKS

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CHEERING

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Webster's safe!

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BOTH QUACK

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You are very welcome.

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Well, the problem's solved

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-and I couldn't have done it without you two.

-We were happy to help.

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-Yeah.

-Does this mean you'll stay?

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-Now that you know that we have real problems?

-Ha-ha!

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I don't need to.

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You've got two brave problem solvers right here.

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I hereby name you Lady Phoebe and Sir Elmo....

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CHEERING

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..knights of the Furchester,

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to carry on is solving problems after I've left.

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Oh, and it looks like you've got your first problem.

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Webster's flown out into the garden and landed in a tree!

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Sir Elmo and Lady Phoebe to the rescue!

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DING! DING! DING! DING!

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-# We've had such fun together

-It's been a monster day

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-# The Furchester is furrier

-When you come to stay

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# So don't check out Don't check out

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# Please please please Please don't go

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-# Don't check out

-Don't check out

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# No no no no no no no Please please don't check out!

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THEY PARTY

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# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #

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