The Furchester Fashion Show The Furchester Hotel

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

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# A pillow for your head

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# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

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Testing, one, two, three. BLOWS INTO MICROPHONE

Testing, one, two, three.

-Here I am, Phoebe darling.

-Oh, Mr Shoe!

Well, the fashion show is starting soon.

Go backstage and get ready. Go on. Shoo-shoo!

ELMO GIGGLES

Well, looks like everything is almost ready for the fashion show.

Yeah. Wait a minute.

-Is Mr Harvey P Dull in the fashion show too, Phoebe?

-Mr Dull!

This is the catwalk for the fashion show. You can't sit there!

But this is where I always sit, Phoebe.

HE YAWNS

And it is nap time.

Hey, Elmo, I thought this would happen.

I got Dad to put wheels on the base of Mr Dull's chair.

Huh? Hey? W-W-What you doing? Er, Phoebe...

-Good work, Phoebe.

-Thanks. Right. Let's see.

I've thought of everything that might go wrong with the fashion

show and I think I've sorted it all out.

HE STUTTERS

-Uh-oh, Phoebe!

-Yeah! Tea-time!

Tea-time.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

CONCIERGE CHATTERS

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Go.

MONSTERS CHATTER

Yeah! Phoebe has thought of everything.

Yeah, it's almost show time.

-Let's go and check on the clothes.

-Uh-huh!

Hello. You must be here to take part in the fashion show.

I'm Funella Furchester, I welcome you with furry arms.

No, we're not in the show, we're here to watch it.

-There's a pair of socks in it.

-Yeah,

it's not often you get to see an actual matching pair of socks!

THEY LAUGH

What lovely socks.

-Da-dum! How do I look?

-Oh, fabulous, darling!

Right. Is everyone ready?

-Er, jacket?

-Uh-huh.

Fantastic. And hat?

-Yeah.

-Oh, simply divine! And socks? Where are they?

Wh...Where...?

They have to be here, they're the stars of the show.

It's not often you see a matching pair of socks, you know?

Oh, there you are. Oh!

Hello, I'm Lefty and this is Righty.

Why are Lefty and Righty so dirty?

Our bus broke down, you see, and we had to walk and we went through

fields and bogs and forests and really muddy fields again.

-It was so exciting.

-But you're so dirty!

Oh, I didn't think of this. Erm... We've got to get you clean.

-Oh, no. We've never been cleaned before.

-No, we are brand-new.

Oh, I've got an idea. We'll give you a quick bath.

A bath? What's a bath?

-So this is a bath.

-Yeah!

-Everything OK, dear?

The guests are all here and waiting for the show to start.

The socks are really dirty, Auntie Funella.

But they're the stars of the show.

Do you know how hard it is to find a matching pair of socks?

-This is a disaster!

-It's OK, Mum.

We'll get the socks cleaned, then we can stop the show.

Oh, good!

I'll entertain the guests in the meantime. Ooh!

Good evening, everyone. The fashion show is about to start.

AUDIENCE MURMURS

But first, some songs about fashion.

AUDIENCE MUTTERS

# Old McDonald had a coat Ee-aye, ee-aye, oh

# And on that coat he had some buttons... #

-There you go.

-Thank you. Look at me, I'm clean.

OK, your turn, Righty.

-Er, no, thanks.

-Excuse me?

Well, why can't I be in the show like this?

Because you're really dirty and I'm clean.

Well, baths don't look like much fun. I have a better idea.

What if I just run around and then it blows me all clean, like this?

-I don't think that's going to work, Righty!

-Oh, no.

What's Phoebe going to do if she can't get Righty clean?

Well, then the show will be ruined. Oh, Elmo, this is a problem.

It's a catastrophe!

Ding-ding-ding!

# It's more than just a slip-up or a mess-up or a mishap

# A Furchester catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe

# Put it in the past-trophe This simply cannot last-trophe

# A Furchester catastrophe

# The problem is so bad-strophe We're really flabbergast-rophe

# Let's ding the bell full blast-trophe

# Catastrophe, catastrophe What a disast-trophe

# Catastrophe, catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe

# Catastrophe, catastrophe Let's put it in the past-trophe

# It's a catastra, what a disaster It's a catastrophe! #

We need an idea. Oh, oh, let's put our furry...

..and socky...

..heads together and think.

ALL: Think.

Righty loves to have fun.

Is there another way for her to get clean that's more fun than

having a bath?

Well, sometimes Elmo loves to take a shower instead of a bath.

Great idea, Elmo! Maybe Righty will think a shower is fun!

-I've been running. Am I clean yet?

-Er, no.

Oh, Righty. Righty. Righty.

Maybe Righty would like to take a shower?

Er, no. That doesn't look fun at all.

I think I'll just keep on running.

Arghhhh!

AUDIENCE: Socks! Socks! Where are the socks?

# ..Made from wool... #

AUDIENCE: Socks! Socks! Socks!

-# ..Lovely for going to school. #

-I want to see the socks, right?

Righty, could you please try taking a bath?

Hey, w-w-what's going on here?

These socks are the stars of the show.

-They're meant to be a matching pair.

-A clean matching pair.

-But Righty won't get a bath.

-I've never had a bath before.

-It doesn't look like fun!

-Well, you know what?

The first time that me have bath,

me mummy gave me a bath-time cookie.

Hey, Righty, how about you get in tub, me give you cookie?

No, thanks. I don't like cookies.

Well, it was worth a try. Waste not, want not. Cookie!

Om-nom-nom-nom...

Baths do not look like fun.

I know how to make it look fun.

Come on, we've got no time to lose.

Wow! Bubbles! Great idea, Phoebe!

OK. Righty, please get in the bath.

-Bubbles are fun.

-Is there anything more fun?

Hang on, what are they?

Those? Well, those are just Elmo's bath toys.

Bath toys?

Fuzzawubba! That gives me a monster idea.

Righty likes to have fun and the bath toys will make the bath fun.

-Oh! Can I get in?

-Yes!

-This is fun!

-Oh, you're clean now.

-Hey, we'd better get to the fashion show.

-Oh, can't I stay in the bath?

No!

AUDIENCE: Socks! Socks!

You'll love this.

# Twinkle, twinkle, shiny shoe.... #

-Start the show, Mum! Please!

-Oh, OK, dear.

Thank you.

Well, it's time for the Furchester fashion show.

CHEERING

And now, the stars of the show.

The very clean, matching socks.

Socks!

CAMERAS CLICKING

-Whoa!

-What a pair.

It's hard to tell which one's left and which one's right.

I love you!

AUDIENCE SCREAMS

After this, can I have another bath, please?

ELMO AND PHOEBE LAUGH

-Yeah, of course you can.

-Thank you!

Ding-ding-ding!

# We've had such fun together It's been a monster day

# The Furchester is furrier when you come to stay

# So don't check out Don't check out

# Please, please, please Please don't go

# Don't check out, don't check out No, no, no, no, no, no, no

# Please, please, don't check out

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# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #